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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: CRAP X-MEN


For every useful, cool mutation there must be countless useless ones, such as a bloke with the ability to read the minds of frogs, or the power to identify different biscuits in the dark. This week's challenge, suggested by Woodlouse, is to reveal these "powers".
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:17, archived)
# The power to identify different biscuits in the dark is not to be dismissed lightly.
Imagine getting a Rich Tea when you thought you were going for a Hob Nob. The horror!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Yays!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Might wanna compo that
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:28, archived)
# I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:30, archived)
# Arffffing to the power of Arf!
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:07, archived)
# That is chuffin ace
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:06, archived)
# Oh god...
I thought it was already funny, then noticed the hand... I am now off to get some kitchen towel to wipe the bolognese from my monitor. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 20:25, archived)
# The hand's great
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 21:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
XD
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:10, archived)
# Hahah:D
(herman:D, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 1:43, archived)
# I voz just about to ask ver it voz...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] You wait all week for some small inspiration around an image compo, and it finally hits you with about 3 minutes to play...


In other news, I am officially an old git. 40 today. Argh.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:15, archived)
# happy real candles, fossil-boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:21, archived)
# I have swapped candles for single malt.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:31, archived)
# i'd rather have the candles
>.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Happy Birthday , grandad !
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:29, archived)
# *waves walking stick*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Happy 40th Baz...
...I remember mine well! Wanting to get off me tits on lager
and having gout at the same time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Gout? Surely you should be sorting that out with gallons of port...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Ooh yes, sat on my lil stool...
...knocking back a fine Ruby ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:40, archived)
# you're all making me feel wonderfully young
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:40, archived)
# But...but, you're in your early 30s Smash!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:42, archived)
# and don't you forget it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Don't worry Baz
Some of us are older *whistles casually*
It's all a state of mind anyway.
Hope you had an ace day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:39, archived)
# I believe it was Ogden Nash...
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Sign me up!
I always liked Ogden's poems, so that's doubly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:50, archived)
# When I say "I believe it was Ogden Nash..."
I actually mean "I Google it was Ogden Nash"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:51, archived)
# = )
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Woo! Many happy returns!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Cheers.
Still chuckling at your FP from yesterday, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha, join the club, sunshine. Happy Birthday.
join the club sunshine. Happy Birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Proudly added to profile :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:04, archived)
# TJ- How do you link someone else's picture to your profile page - can you just take the html and paste it into your own profile?
and is there an etiquette about asking nicely?
*asks Smallbranfield nicely*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Course you can use it.
It's hosted on b3tards, so should be okay as long as it's on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Ha! Can I have one too?
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Yep
see post above ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:01, archived)
# *passes zimmer frame*
well done!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Passing zimmer frames? >.<
You should really eat more fibre.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:09, archived)
# yes!
*prints off sticker to put on back of caravan*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:07, archived)
# here's to 40 50 60 more!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Fingers crossed that medical science can keep pace!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:34, archived)
# I know the feeling old boy
I just turned 24 today...*prepares to be hated by all*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:41, archived)
# No need for hatred :o)
I kind of feel sorry for your age group at the moment - when I were a lad o'your age there was the pick of jobs out there and it was relatively easy to get going on houses and all that. If I had to dial the clock back and go through all that again right now I'd be in serious trouble.

*relaxes in comfy chair with pipe and slippers*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Colonel Mustard is Keyser Soze.
Happy 40th, matey. If it's any consolation, my own 40th is a hazy, five year-old memory...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:00, archived)
# B3ta is great because at any stage I know there will be someone older and yet more infantile than I around :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:09, archived)
# exactly!
people like E Dubya and Valin (still miss him) show that age is no barrier to extreme silliness. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Argh.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Argh.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:09, archived)
# See you soon.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:15, archived)
# just a pup !!
have a good one
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:19, archived)
# :o)
www.b3ta.com/board/10972377
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:22, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:06, archived)
# You're not old until uncontrollable hair begins to grow out of your ears.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:20, archived)
# That's one hell of a money shot
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:40, archived)
# turning into a bit of a fat cow aint she
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Those shards of glass make me whince
but she seems to be enjoying it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:52, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:08, archived)
# haha - I award you
the Order of the CDC.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Happy 2nd Birthday
Bunker down, face life tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:48, archived)
# she's fat with it
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Here comes summer...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Batabond.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:19, archived)
# Nice to see you back, Vagabond
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Poor fella needs a hanky
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Terrible, terrible seasonism
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Things we learn from this picture:

1: Batman is not a snot-gobbler.
2: Clever cowl design allows for snot dispersal away from the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:50, archived)
# SNOTFACTS
The Dutch word for snot is snot.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:51, archived)
# SNOTFACTS
Japanese noses don't produce snot.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:52, archived)
# SNOTFACTS
In the world of LEGO enthusiasts, SNOT stands for Studs Not On Top, an advanced building technique.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Blimey, that was an avalanche of SNOTFACTS
SNOTFACT: Both the XBone and PS4 motherboards are soldered using snot in a effort to be more ecologically responsible. Due to the lack of snot in Japan, it is expected Sony will make a loss on every PS4 console it sells.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:06, archived)
# SNOTFACTS
I'm having a smoked salmon sandwich for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:18, archived)
# I had pastrami and cheese salad on seeded batch loaf.
AN ENTIRE LOAF
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:25, archived)
# Cor!
Have snot with that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:26, archived)
# 'S NOT FACTS
Dogs can't look upwards
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:51, archived)
# And if you're not using SNOT, it's probably a plain-old Mainly Upward Construction Using Studs
or M.U.C.U.S.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:17, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:17, archived)
# unrelated
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:10, archived)
# holy dewdrops, batman!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Luckily
he wore his gore-tex cape that day.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast from some previous Hitler-related thing
(Chopper3, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:45, archived)
# pearoast thread!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:08, archived)
# flowerrs again hooraay
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:11, archived)
# Yay

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:13, archived)
# pearoast woo!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:25, archived)
# Yay!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:45, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Is that Anne Frank?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Anne Franks ranks Ankhs with Tom Hanks, Michael Shanks and her pet Manx. Thanx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Have a pea.
Panda, Lunar Lander, gander, Xander et cetera, et cetera, et fucking cetera...
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Pearoast!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:06, archived)
# oh go on then

(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Might as well...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Crikey, it's been years since I last played that game
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:19, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
More-ning!

A pert little vote for the new Question of the Week. Got a better idea? Tell the suggestions board

School Assemblies - After a playground fight, the vicar was summoned for the following morning's assembly, where the old duffer lectured us on fire, damnation and the dangers of "Rods and Mockers". One of the teachers laughed. Tell us about the headmaster ritual (inspired by Dave Gorman and Rhodri Marsden on the Twitters this morning)

Cheating - Ever been cheated out of something? Ever cheated to get your way? Tell.

Consumer Advice - Tell us about something great you bought. Warn us off something that has turned out to be little short of a turd on a stick





Vote closes later.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:22, archived)
# what the crivvens does chested out mean???
i like the sound of it
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:29, archived)
# It means
I don't check my spelling bofore posting
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:32, archived)
# before
DAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:32, archived)
# Well there's no way I'm going to buy your books now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
hang in there bud, it can only get worse
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:16, archived)
# X-Men -- dodogirl
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 2:59, archived)
# X-men are shit you fugger
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 3:07, archived)
#
i still love you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 3:16, archived)
# Hahah damn right

NiX-men are sheeeeeeet tho
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 3:27, archived)
# rollin rollin rolliiiiiiiin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 3:58, archived)
# haha - ace
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:04, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 9:02, archived)
# Happy Candles indeed!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 9:08, archived)
# Happy Candles!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 9:27, archived)
# happy 5th b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 9:35, archived)
# Cheers, you cunts :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 9:36, archived)
# happy waxday grandad
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 9:37, archived)
# Taters!
Happy b3taDay!!!! *blows kiss*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 9:42, archived)
# Flamin' Candles!
Crack open the Babycham!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 10:04, archived)
# Wake a mish
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:44, archived)
# tater candlez iiiii
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:53, archived)
# let's me try that
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:43, archived)
# this one
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Weee, this is fun.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 4:15, archived)
# Litler!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 5:36, archived)
# Not so threatening when you have to stand on a step ladder to shout orders.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 6:22, archived)
# it's like the new GNOP!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:57, archived)
# superb
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:01, archived)
# HELLO FRIENDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 6:35, archived)
# HELLO NORKPANG
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 9:38, archived)
# Is her stomach like one big tit then?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:04, archived)
# it looks sufficiently determined
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 9:37, archived)
# I am strangely aroused
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Quite possibly the nerdiest thing I've ever made.


Click for bigger (249 kb)
(Jeremy Jumbles, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 1:17, archived)
# suggest saving as a gif for crisper image
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 1:43, archived)
# b3ta loves crispy image
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 1:56, archived)
# is this crispity-crunchity enough for you?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 2:13, archived)
# that looks fucking delicious
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 2:20, archived)
# i really think they would taste good roasted
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 3:19, archived)
# Makes me sick harder
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 3:53, archived)
# I lean more toward the funny pics.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 2:16, archived)
# heard that!
got any pictures of your face?
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 2:37, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=42654
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:43, archived)
# love the faces in Pedro's flickr page :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 2:50, archived)
# Like this?
photo white-walkers_zps544c37ee.gif
(Jeremy Jumbles, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 3:35, archived)
# haha you both caught on that the word crisp has more than one meaning
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 5:47, archived)
#
IT HAS WHAT?!!?!
(Jeremy Jumbles, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's vote is open for votery.

Your choices:

* One word challenge: Cows

* Shit X-Men: for every useful, cool mutation there are countless useless, shit ones, such as a bloke with the ability to read the minds of frogs. And so on. Picture these

* Inappropriate Career Crossovers: former armed forces personnel without degrees will be fast-tracked into teaching in England under a new government programme. What other career changes would cause chaos and / or amusement?

* Modern-day fairy tales: picture classic fairy tales transported to the modern world

Vote-votery vote.




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:46, archived)
# alright fraser, how's the hanging around playgrounds and glimpsing girls knickers going down the slide noncing going for you these days
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Has it's ups and downs
I would guess
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:18, archived)
# swings and roundabouts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:20, archived)
# I really pity you
Your life must be really fucking miserable. Poor, poor you.
(I helped save b3ta! Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:23, archived)
# how are you drawing these conclusions? are you upset?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:29, archived)
# is this because nobody likes you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:33, archived)
# as a forum perhaps we should help twizla out here, i mean the projection of empathy towards me must count as an emotion of some sort
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:34, archived)
# he needs to know that we are here for him
if he needs us
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:38, archived)
# i'm a bit worried, the posts seem a bit negative from twizla, maybe he is raching out, projecting how he feels onto another forum poster, it certainly isnt banter
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:40, archived)
# i hope shes ok
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:44, archived)
# seems i posted i wished it got cancer, i upset it, sorry forum, didn't realise this had turned in to a forum of the emotionally needy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:47, archived)
# GROUP HUG GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 2:32, archived)
# Have you always been ostrasized by the real world society mongychops?
Is that why you have to lash out in your virtual world?
Poor you, my heart reaches out, it really does poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:33, archived)
# whats with all the mongy hate?
he's had a tough time of it and you pile it on because of that?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:34, archived)
# what is with all this? i dunno if i have upset this forum user in the past, or if maybe i touched a nerve with the watching young girls on the slide comment
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:35, archived)
# if you are having problems dealing with things let us all know, we are here for you, no need to single me out
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:37, archived)
# Everyone's always all like "oooh let's pick on the guy with cancer because he's an easy target."
I'm sick of people like Twizla thinking they're above everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:45, archived)
# ironically it is the cancer like this that has killed this forum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:53, archived)
# he's not allowed to talk about it as part of his bail conditions
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:21, archived)
# hold on E, twizla seems to have some issues to sort out, let us help it out hey
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:33, archived)
# Did I hit a nerve mongy?
You recently said to me...on my b3taday
"I hope you get cancer"
Now that doesn't bother me because I have a great life but....WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:43, archived)
# ahhh, it didn't bother you, but it seems it may have as you mentioned it, and i have not a clue who you are, i hope you get over it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:45, archived)
# Aaah,aaah, blaaah
How do yo justify such a statement?
(I helped save b3ta! Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:47, archived)
# not sure i have to justify anything to you, you seem to have issues with me anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:50, archived)
# mongy is having some personal issues of his own at the moment, I really think you should just apologise for antagonising him here.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:45, archived)
# it's ok ja, i can take this, it wont kill me this online stuff, the other stuff, well...
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:49, archived)
# Really?
Well we all have personal shit, like our fathers dying of cancer etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:49, archived)
# so you are going to continue with this personal attack on me? i hope it makes you feel proud
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:51, archived)
# Stop trying to 'out-cancer' mongy.
He's having a pretty hard time of it and you should really apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:52, archived)
# it aint a competition,
although if it was, your dad lost
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:59, archived)
# We all have shit going on in our lives but saying "I hope you get cancer"?????
And I should apologise?
(I helped save b3ta! Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:54, archived)
# i never wished it, only hoped
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:56, archived)
# Huh?
So now I get the impression that you have cancer yourself, for that I'm very sorry, it's an awful thing, I've recently witnessed it first hand and I wholeheartedly wish you the best but to lash out at a stranger that way is not the way dude. Keep positive.
(I helped save b3ta! Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:02, archived)
# Finally, an apology.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:05, archived)
# it is the least i deserved
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:05, archived)
# I'm not apologising for anything
but I do hope I don't get cancer thanks mongy. I also hope your cancer doesn't make you die the horrible death my father did resently.
(I helped save b3ta! Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:10, archived)
# oh wait so there's no apology?
you are worse than cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:13, archived)
#
resently
recently

not apologising for anything
but I do hope I don't get cancer thanks mongy. I also hope your cancer doesn't make you die the horrible death my father did resently.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:14, archived)
# Seems like there's still a lot of recentment here.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:15, archived)
# you shouldn't resent your father dying, if i was him i'd be glad to be away from your whining
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:17, archived)
# Blimey
So do you still wish cancer on me?
Damn!
I thought that shit was for one's own worst enemy etc?
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:23, archived)
# just apologise and we can all move on from this
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:24, archived)
# i think we need to let time take time, there seem to be issues beyond this forum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:27, archived)
# There are issues indeed...
bitterness and negativity are not the way to address them. Keep positive mongychops. Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:34, archived)
# as long as you are ok is the main thing, you lash out at me if you want, i can take it, i'm a grown up
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:36, archived)
# Oh well Mongy
You just keep on lashing out and wishing cancer on other people eh, cos that's gonna make you all better innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 1:00, archived)
# a simple apology, thats all thats needed
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 1:42, archived)
# i was worried that twizla didnt have enough dignity to apologise but fortunately they did
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:09, archived)
# Oh and goblin whatever
you're just a twat, so please pipe up next time you know what you're talking about yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:38, archived)
# whoah whoah whoah what the fuck man
where did that come from
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 5:47, archived)
# (i like mongychops...i hope he never changes) :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 1:03, archived)
# no need for this bullying :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 1:07, archived)
# One more word and I'm sending you a Valentine.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 2:18, archived)
# I can already read the minds of frogs
and contrary to your assumption it comes in handy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:22, archived)
# motherf**king COWS!!!
;) jk, Shit X-Men PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:37, archived)
# Shit X-men sounds ace
EDIT - GAH, CANDLEZ!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:45, archived)
# ROASTED TATERS YAY!!
happy when-you-zoom-in-on-it-it-looks-like-goatse candles!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:51, archived)
# Tater cake!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:54, archived)
# Looks like a lady bum and openy bit
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 1:01, archived)
# Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 1:15, archived)
# happy candles, taters !!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 8:02, archived)
# so what is this, like 10 votes or something?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 2:03, archived)
# THIRTY FUCKING EIGHT
Who said B3ta had died?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 3:37, archived)
# X-men are shit already
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 2:34, archived)
# fuggoff
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 2:58, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 3:07, archived)
# image challenge can suck it
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 2:56, archived)
# realy?
u can suck it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 2:58, archived)
# X-COWS
X-COWS
X-COWS
X-COWS
X-COWS
X-COWS
X-COWS
X-COWS
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 4:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:53, archived)
# err..
Isn't the sail blowing the wrong way?
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:57, archived)
# yes but not in the way you are thinking
(my new patronising catchphrase)
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:58, archived)
# Hmmm... perhaps it's not a real situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:00, archived)
# it's not real?!!!!
*unclicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:11, archived)
# christ
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:02, archived)
# it is blowing the right way
but not necessarily, in the right order
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:06, archived)
# my zen is corrected
It is awesome. But my OCD was playing up.
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:12, archived)
# nah, the boat's being towed at speed, the sail is flapping in the slipstream
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Superbly animated!! *click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:59, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:02, archived)
# i like your stuff, did you do the small medium at large one?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:09, archived)
# No, I don't think so ... but my memory is addled.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:21, archived)
# complete and utter nonsense which merits a "click"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:09, archived)
# Loving this
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:09, archived)
# hahaha
breezy :D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:45, archived)
# This can only end in disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:05, archived)
# That's fantastic
worthy of E dubya
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 4:12, archived)
# ah fuck yea
very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 4:50, archived)
# fucking genius!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:04, archived)
# Snot funny


I had an awful cough the last few days, green and yellow with the little red bits that tell you you're really a sicky bunny
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:21, archived)
# The Old Curiosity Snot.
David Cougherfield.
The Sickwick Papers.
Martin Chuzzlespit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Oh man, this is gonna take me ages
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:30, archived)
# a tale of two-ply cities
Oof. That's bad.
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:32, archived)
# vandals deface signs to village's anal museum


I'll push my luck then: here's another of our amateurish efforts. Would people like it more if I claimed it took me four days?

eveningharold.com/2013/04/30/vandals-blamed-for-damage-to-village-anal-museum-signs/
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:39, archived)
# Crack the anal outrage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:44, archived)
# :D
Their chutney locker exhibit is breathtaking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:45, archived)
# I like this.
Also, you appear to have dropped your pan somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 20:04, archived)
# gronkpan, 4eva in r hartz :((
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:08, archived)
# oops
Did I tread on someone's username? I didn't know. I can change. With the help of an administrator.
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:13, archived)
#
Put a gronk on it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:21, archived)
# aaah, that's better
Back to my old familiar made-up self. Ta!
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 20:13, archived)
# the bronze goatse they have is breathtaking.
would visit again tbh.
(orbojunglist, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 20:24, archived)
# trouble is, you show a tunnel like that to a mariner
and they'll want to 'barge' in.

I'll get my coat.
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 20:35, archived)
# How did you deduce the vandals' identities, Holmes?
Alimentary, my dear Watson.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 20:35, archived)
# 3 and a half days
that's as far as I'll go
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:06, archived)
# I...
...don't know what that means
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:07, archived)
# I'll like it more if you claimed it took you 3 and a half days
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:08, archived)
# What about that number of hours, but spread over 4 days?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:11, archived)
# ahh!
OK. I did stop for pizza for like, a quarter of a day. And then there were all those mini-strokes. So three and a half is about right, really.
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:12, archived)
# spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:37, archived)
# Is this considered spam, then?
We're just a group on WordPress who are knocking this stuff about. Weirdly, we've never met. But if it's spam, I won't spam. Which is a shame, because Rick did a great pic of a call centre entirely manned by badgers.
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:55, archived)
# spamming your website may be considered spam, like any other fucker that has tried it here, the onion, dailymash...
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:05, archived)
# but we're all just making stuff up for the fun of it, right?
We're not a commercial site, we don't even get ad revenue. Just in it for the love. And the showing off.
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:11, archived)
# if it's your own stuff post it on /board
and don't pay attention to mongychops, he's a little cutie really
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:23, archived)
# get bent
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:27, archived)
# It is our own stuff.
We're just a bit shit at Photoshop. And being popular. And making money. And dressing ourselves in the morning, without angering mummy.
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:45, archived)
#
a fi
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:50, archived)
# classic enigmatic
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:07, archived)
# THAT!
is blimmin' brilliant! Me and the missus have just been crying at the marmalade review.

Bravo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 23:25, archived)
# Tom Cruise is new Doctor Who, Daleks to be shortened


A group of us have thrown a site called Evening Harold together, and we wrote a story about Tom Cruise being the new Doctor, and how that would mean the Daleks would need to be shortened. Erm, the story was better written than this post, though.

I don't think I'm allowed to link to the full story, am I? The picture took me ages though. You wouldn't know it to look at it, but you would if you saw how slowly I work.

Any road up: stumpy Daleks.
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:28, archived)
# of course you can link to it
also EXSTUMPYNATE
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:30, archived)
# really? oh, cool!
eveningharold.com/2013/06/03/tom-cruise-revealed-as-new-doctor-who-daleks-to-be-shortened/

I didn't want to get charged with spamming, but we're not selling anything, honest.

Wish we'd thought of 'extumpynate' though...
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:33, archived)
# Looking forward to a Diddy Davros with an unfeasibly high-pitched voice.
EDIT: Posted in wrong place like a mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:39, archived)
# ahhh, but you're my mong now
*rubs head slightly too hard*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:44, archived)
# *boards sunshine bus*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:48, archived)
# can i link to any site i like then? shit mod in being shit shocker will be a non story
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:08, archived)
# have a jelly baby
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:32, archived)
# I like the idea of a sock Doctor
Presumably there's a similar-but-opposite one somewhere, in a parallel tumble dryer?
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:48, archived)
# The Master
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Thanks for re-posting this.
I used to have it on my phone, which was stolen.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:18, archived)
# scoundrels
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:22, archived)
# The WWII tiddler story made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Have you seen a doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Manley's looking a bit rough there
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 18:19, archived)
# I thought exactly this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Keep swinging, slugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 18:22, archived)
# Undies are a little worse for wear.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 18:25, archived)
# always remember
could be worse
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 18:27, archived)
# Cat bite!
I knew that grass cutie was up to no good.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 18:32, archived)
# ENDURE ALL THE THINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:08, archived)
# it's like something from another time is now here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:24, archived)
# atomic and Manley should wrestle
it'd be awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:31, archived)
# and unbelievably sexy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 20:00, archived)
# Well,
my half would be.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:45, archived)
# OH GOD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:09, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:19, archived)
# At least you don't have cancer of the prick! nicely *click*
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:08, archived)
# I did have cancer dug out of my skull though. (forgot to include that)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:57, archived)
# Back to the drawing board. BTW I hope all is well.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 1:28, archived)
# I'm still breathing! o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 2:14, archived)
# meh, I've 'ad worse!...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:38, archived)
# yup totally sums up the last couple of weeks
an outpouring of clotting blood from my body and a weeks slumber would put me right


but that's not an option, so some loud singing and performing comedy will do the trick

big luvs Atomic
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:22, archived)
# Just got this DVD from Lovefilm and after reading the descrption, couldn't resist...
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Go, CDC! Save mankind!
Was quite a good film, too.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 17:25, archived)
# this is not relevant to my interests
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 17:25, archived)
# You are not relevant to the interest of THE WORLD!
Ha ha ha! Take that you prick!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 17:39, archived)
# wanker
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 17:40, archived)
# No need to get personal you fat wangrubber!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 17:49, archived)
# it's people like you that killed this forum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 18:00, archived)
# Goofs- The scene where the cdc uses a pipette to eat spaghetti.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 17:48, archived)
# No spoilers please...
...should I have put this in QOTW?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 18:00, archived)
# 6.7?
It's not even worth a 4 the cocking film.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 18:17, archived)
# Tenuous Pea
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:59, archived)
# Tension mounts in Taksim Square...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:35, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha
beep beep!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:55, archived)
# (c) ACME protest banners inc.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 16:30, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 18:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 18:29, archived)
# Saw the Grauniad cover and couldn't get this out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Shouldn't have laughed.
Did.

A lot.

Click.

EDIT Wow. Insta-FP. Congratulations. Anyone would have thought there was a mod on the board... *glances round shiftily*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:58, archived)
# ^ All of this.
Single to Hull, please.
(Impending Apathy Act normal, lurkers are watching, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Wow that was pretty insta!
Thanks mods!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Perfect pose
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:02, archived)
# must......not......laugh.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha
excellent :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:06, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:10, archived)
# God help me
but this made me snort
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Hahaha! Brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Notation on his shirt
should read PENIS ;)
Also, that's one hell of a thrust right there. Skillz
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Polis is Turkish for Penis...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:17, archived)
# And also Glaswegian for Police.
How weird....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 17:15, archived)
# just out of scientific interest
where could such a weapon be purchased?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha.
Shouldn't have laughed but did.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:31, archived)
# ha !
quality !!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:49, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 16:34, archived)
# hahahah, WYH
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 17:05, archived)
# Ristanbul?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 17:18, archived)
# this one looks like someone's Nan
www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2013/jun/11/turkish-protesters-istanbul-in-pictures#/?picture=410575784&index=3
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 17:54, archived)
# Oh shit hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 18:00, archived)
# good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 18:11, archived)
# nearly choked on my food when this popped up
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 18:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 18:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:59, archived)
# I laugh every time I see this.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 0:34, archived)
# HaHahaha
:D
(herman:D, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 1:45, archived)
# ... something about a thermal core....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:46, archived)
# ...something about not getting it...
I'm sorry I've got a cold and I'm nearly 40 - my mind and body are collecitvely ganging up on me.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:54, archived)
#
It's the new Apple, wot looks like a bin. I scrolled through this: www.apple.com/mac-pro/

And it felt like I was in a rebel briefing. Thats about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Ah right. I'd not seen that before.
Bet the Apple fanboys are going insane for that...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Oh hello, I'm Octavia...
I'm Octavia...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:31, archived)
# O HAI!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:35, archived)
# OOH
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:35, archived)
# I have an ice lolly
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Isn't this part of iOS 7?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:36, archived)
# *buys twelvety*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Well Hello There. What a Lovely Name Octavia
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Well hellllooooo
Do you come here often?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Suck my dick bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:45, archived)
# I was here first!!!
Join the queue
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Ooooh I say!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:59, archived)
# YAY!
Beautiful darling, beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:01, archived)
# She looks like she's going to get us in a circle, playing ice-breaking games
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Pff.
:D
(Impending Apathy Act normal, lurkers are watching, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 0:13, archived)
# Dame Edna Everidge's pet no doubt
Love it, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:12, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 18:32, archived)
# happy happy!
happy happyhappyhappyhappyha
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 12 Jun 2013, 20:32, archived)
# oh HAI, 8-avia! ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Fuck yeah
loving this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 4:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Got Ore, need.... everything else.
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:44, archived)
# your mum's an ore
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:51, archived)
# I'd give your mum wood
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:52, archived)
# do you have wood for my sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Flat out of Catan innuendos.
I've got nothing.
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:12, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:22, archived)
# What about the expansion?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Block Busters!
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:52, archived)

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