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What happened to the gayshift?
You're all a bunch of cock-ends.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:52, archived)

Fuck you
and all that sail in you! knob munch
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:54, archived)

At this stage in time, I wish.
But I would never want to be "The Other Man".
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:57, archived)

You will always be you
SPPpPOoOoOIdDeEeyY!! :-)
Have you seen any of Glastonbury on the telly?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:00, archived)

No, avoided it, because I'd just get annoyed wishing I was there.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:01, archived)

I have watched lots..
AND wished I was there. Joe is due back tomorrow. Oh god. He is going to be in a right mess.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:02, archived)

If he's not, he did it wrong.
I'm buying a semi-decent tent for my (Attempted) Glasto raid next year, because the one I have is too good to take and possibly lose in foreign climes.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:06, archived)

There is no
festival next year. Unless you are planning on raiding the town. You might make off with a tonne of crystals and weirdy beardys in white garb but there will be no music.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:08, archived)

Excellent, Oxegen next year, Glasto the year after, Roskilde the year after next so.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:10, archived)

I'm off to Croatia in August
that's my festival thing this year. Fuck rain. Fuck mud. BEACH..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:14, archived)

Off to Thailand in 28 days!
Can't fucking wait.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:15, archived)

I love Thailand
you bastard. Where bouts?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:16, archived)

Pattaya
I have a house there...also, my wife is Thai.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:17, archived)

Oh I think I have seen
you mention that before. The wife. Not Pattaya. Get you! With your house and wife and everything...
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:20, archived)

I noes...
I'm surprised that we have lasted for 19 years so far! must be my rugged looks and charm.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:27, archived)

~~rugged looks and charm~~ bank account
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:29, archived)

You fucking LOVE a bunch of cock-end up you.
sSSssSSspPpiidDDdEeerRRrr.
Now watch New York Rock At The BBC with us.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:56, archived)

Actually, forget that.
They've got The Strokes on now. Pile of pretentious derivative shite.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:57, archived)

Dundalk City Cops, They Ain't Too Smart!

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:58, archived)

The Strokes were
quite refreshing when they first came out.

Oh no it's finished now. What's next studge?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:59, archived)

Dunno The LOVELY HATD.
I've got something about recreating a Roman chariot race on. Channel 4+1
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:14, archived)

I'm killing time 'til Supernatural on SkyLiving
not much to watch really
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:15, archived)

I'm off to bed
GORGEOUS stuuudge. Night night all.
Sleep tight.:-)
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:27, archived)

G'night LOVELIEST HATD.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:33, archived)

No, listening to absolute classic rock, ta vwry much.
With BEER and green.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:57, archived)

ZZ top?

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:03, archived)

Among other stuff.
From 60's to today, all rock and quite gratifying to hear stairway or freebird played in full.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:07, archived)

Magic carpet ride...

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:13, archived)

I can't hear you properly with that massive mouthful of cock.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:57, archived)

AAAAAaaAAAaAAaAaAaA_aaaaaAaaaAAAAA^rrrrRrRdvAaAAaaAa^aAaAaaAaAAaaaA_AaaAa_aaAaaaAaRrRrrrRRRR^rRRrrrRr_k!!!!!!!_!!!!!!!^!!!!!!!!_!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lord Gnome, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:00, archived)

:D

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:01, archived)

I'll admit it's slightly tougher than chicken breast, but it's still decent.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:00, archived)

Cock au van?

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:02, archived)

Vanette
Can't afford van yet.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:07, archived)

aaAaaAAaAaAAAAaaAaAAAaAaAaAAAAaarrrRrr_RRRrRr_d^v_AaaAaaAAAAAAaaAAaAaaaaaaaAAaAAaaaaaAaRR_RrRrRrrRrRrrRrk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:02, archived)

:D
Good point here, well made.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:02, archived)

Go fuck yourself spudwog!
I'm busy so leave me alone!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:03, archived)

I thought you were at work?

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:04, archived)

I am!
But as I am the boss I can do as I please, but, today is a busy one, or at least will be when my staff arrive.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:11, archived)

Mind you
this place would collapse if people stopped coming here because of something as silly as 'work'!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:17, archived)

What do you mean "would"
I thought that it had.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:19, archived)

It's shit now
nothing like the old days.
Should just shut it down and be done with it.
Dying.
(I dunno really, I not been here long)
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:22, archived)

Aww, poor baby, sitting on his hole all day trying to pretend he's superiour to all he surveys, despite being scottish.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:09, archived)

Never a truer word typed!
I am all of the awesome, but, underneath this thin veneer of callousness resides a cunt of the highest order.

(See the drought is over)
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:13, archived)

Has been since tuesday.
*Grooves*
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:28, archived)

i found a moth, confused and alone, wandering the bedsheets. i took a gentle hand, and swept it up unto me. "my child" i spake, "i shall release you from this den into the wilds you so crave". and thus a window was open, and the moth could roam once more

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:07, archived)

You have more restraint than me.
I'd have squished it and gone on with my life.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:09, archived)

i'm like jesus, in a way

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:11, archived)

You have
only forced it into an eternity of banging it's head against a window trying to get to the light. The kindest thing would have been to put it outs of its misery. YOU MONSTER.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:11, archived)

Moths don't live for eternity.
Sorry to break that to you.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:12, archived)

An eternity for the moth
as long as it lives.
SHUT UP.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:23, archived)

Why are you hunting for cock at this late hour?

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:08, archived)

I'm not, just wishing this was as lively as the night /talkboard of old.
Hello doll, in any case.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:11, archived)

alright Spider
how are you?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:16, archived)

I'm alright.
I'm not really, but if I say it enough it'll be true.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:35, archived)

that doesn't sound good
shit night?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:50, archived)

Some cunts invented freebase pics and started posting them.
Those who lack a visual imagination (eg, me) find them difficult to counter.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 3:36, archived)

i couldn't give a fuck about Glastonbury Festival
what couldn't you give a fuck about? other than this post
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FIEND, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

a goddamn Grammy

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

Yeah like they'd ever even nominate YOU for one anyway.
Maybe if you had a cool guitar they would, but seeing as you wouldn't know a cool guitar if it SHOT FLAMES at you, you've NO CHANCE AT ALL.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)

who was that fella from a metal band who got terribly maimed by his own flame thrower?
edit: him out of WASP?
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spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

Yeah.
Back when The Headless Children LP came out they ran a competition to win a motorbike or a guitar or something and my mate Neil won a signed LP off them by writing in to it with the caption "Raw Mean And Headless: Blackie's cock after his codpiece fucked up."
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)

was that the codpiece with the buzzsaw in it?

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spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)

Naw, it had a half of a circular saw blade but that didn't work it was just welded on.
There were a couple of pyros attached to make it shoot flames and one backfired.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)

ah yes, that's it, I remember now.

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spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)

People being either very for, or very against glastonbury.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)

the fiend may just be very nonchalant about glastonbury

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

Not that nonchalant obviously, posting a thread about not giving a fuck.
That's like a massive ignore klaxton.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

maybe I am
maybe I'm not.
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FIEND, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)

comme çi
comme ça
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spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

top cedilla-ing

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

merci beaucoup

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spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)

It'd probably be quicker to list the things I DO give a fuck about.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

I just burnt my fucking thumb.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)

How did you burn your fucking thumb when you're on a PC?

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)

AIDS, Libya, earthquakes, what you had for tea, the homeless in London, Chinese sweat shops, roadworks, council tax
In short, everything I can do nothing about. And your mum.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)

I think you might be able to do something about the Chinese sweat shop.
If you'd close yours.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

Fuck that
I know what side my bread's buttered on
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

The wong side?

(wimbley is feeling hungover, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

Get the fuck out

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)

Any kind of
rota for the workings and staffing of any major supermarket for this week.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

Anybody who says "No" to being raped.

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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

You are doing it wrong.

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

SURPRISE!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

HA!
You and your struggle cuddles...honestly mns.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

I'll consider that a challenge!

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Lord Gnome, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

Speshulknees' WRONG opinion on this:
userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/16967317/Cheap+Trick+sc27.jpg

I put it to you that the only guitar cooler than that is:
img.groundspeak.com/waymarking/4c445e60-c97e-4163-9007-68af5f7499ca.JPG
Which Alice Cooper's guitarist used to have. It shot flames and EVERYTHING.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)

hahahaha! what the fuck is that piece of shit?

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spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

Shush it you UTTER WRONGSTER.
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

Spinal tap wasn't a spoof after all

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spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

:(
TERRIBLE BULLYING OF COOL GUITARS!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

THIS ONE GOES UP TO 11

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spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

Oh yeah?
THIS ONE GOES UP TO MOTHERFUCKING 100! (this is very loud by the way)
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

what am I supposed to be looking at there?

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spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)

If you press the "play" button once it's loaded, all will be revealed.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

not working for me :(((((((

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spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

Bugger. Oh well, this is the direct link.
davidguy.brinkster.net/goaste/music/humiliation/cried/We%20All%20Cried%20When%20Mufasa%20Died.mp3
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)

that's taking ~2 minutes to d/l which will probably be why it didn't work first time.
(I have a shitty internet connection)

edit: oh.

I was expecting a big drum roll a few seconds in, sounded like Hit The Lights.
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spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)

Well that was a productive ten minutes.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:12, archived)

Property ownership and the national aspiration towards it.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)

Kate Middleton giving some soldiers a medal

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

'Ning the LOVELY Amberl.
*Panders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

alright lovely stuj
How are you faring?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

Good ta.
What the hell are you doing up this late?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

Insomnia
got back home and had a full night's sleep which means none tonight. How's the shift going?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)

Very, very quietly. My first crew won't be in for a couple of hours yet.
:/
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)

You can turn the music right up

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)

I've got Monty Python's Meaning Of Life on the telly.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)

That's their worst film
Apart from the bit with the tits and the cliff- you know the bit I mean.

At least some of the rest had some reasonable jokes in them.

"Meaning of Life"- not eating the fucking salmon mousse is the strongeset joke in the film? Fuck off with that shit and show more tits.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

Meh, I like it and that's all that matters to me.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)

'S finished now anyway.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

What's on next?
Terminator 2 has finished here
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)

I've switched over to the Hitler channel to catch New York Rock At The BBC.
It's on in about ten minutes.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)

Talking Heads. Psycho Killer Quest Ca Ce
YAY!
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:08, archived)

fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:08, archived)

If you aren't watching it, you've already missed them, The New York Dolls, Ramones, Blondie, Lou Reed and John Cale.
So far it's just been a list of AWESOME The LOVELY HATD.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:28, archived)

I'm watching...
GORGEOUSY GORGEOUS studge
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:39, archived)

:D
Man I've LOVED Venus In Furs since I first heard it.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:42, archived)

But...
but but...it's important.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)

I suspect you are shaking with rage as you type that

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

I never shake with rage
apart from watching bongo this weekend at Glastonbury. I was shouting at the telly.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)

I've never met anyone who likes him
so who the fuck is buying his albums?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

The criminally insane
and those with religious mania. Also Americans.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)

That's still only one group
/xenophobialols
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

Anyone that buys a U2 album
is a fucking prick with no musical taste or or or meh..they are dead to me so it's hard to describe. No matter where they come from or what they believe in.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)

I can sympathise
I'm back in Bristol now though.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)

How long for?
Are you coming out to see us? Let's go for cocktails at the severnshed in the sunshine!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)

Can I come?

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

I said 'us' didn't I?
:-)
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)

:D

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)

Happy now?
ARE YOU?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)

I am pretty happy, yes.
Thanks for asking. :)
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)

HUZZAH!
Hows Zelda?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)

It's all 3D and shit!
It's like, totally whoa, dude.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)

It's shit?
I would be like 'whoa dude' If I had spent money on summat that was shit too.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:15, archived)

It's shit hot.
Not shit.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)

I bet it's sick man..

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:40, archived)

It's SKILL.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:41, archived)

MEGA

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)

RAD

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)

Sorry, I almost forgot to
AaaaaaAAAaAAAaAAaAAaAaaAaAaRrRRR_rrrR_rrRRrR^dvaaaAAaAaaAAaaAaAaaaAAarRRrrrRRR^RrRrrRk^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_!!!!!!!!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:47, archived)

:D
Evening, sexy. All well?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:48, archived)

Fine thanks for asking
phnarr
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:55, archived)

He just needs a petit filous and everything will be better

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)

+ hot woman slathered with

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)

Ages. At least a month
I'm going back to Oxford for a ball this week, but am around after that. Cocktails sound good!
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:47, archived)

Get in touch then
sugar tits. I have the odd mothership and big dog duties but if you let us know then it would be really good to see you.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:54, archived)

Will do :)
It'll probably be soon before I run out completely of money haha
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)

There is some bash
thing on the 30th. I don't know anyone so far but it's right near my house if you fancy that too.
Aardvark will be away getting shot at by bandits.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)

You should think about the London bash
a lot of ace people. 2nd July. I'm job hunting at the moment to try and fund drinking haha
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)

I'm working all day
then looking after big slobbery dog. Anyway..too many people scare me.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:14, archived)

it's only music

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spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)

tell that to bongo

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

Bono.
He strikes me as the kind of bloke who'd wank off to videos of himself wanking off to videos of himself wanking off in front of the mirror. It wouldn't surprise me at all if it turned out he was buying his own albums in bulk to drive up the sales.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

and can you even imagine
how sick you have to be to wank off to bono. Even if you are bono.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)

I had to think about that for a bit to work how many wanks-removed from reality that is.
then it reminded me of butters' wogan thing in the newsletter which is the funniest thing that's been in there for ages so i did a chuckle.
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spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)

It wouldn't be so funny if
it was bon..oh I'm sick of banging on about how much I hate bongo.....that's what the utter cunt does to you. He wears you down. Then hopes that in your near comatose state you will hear the sound of 'beautiful day' and have an epiphany and feel an irresistable urge to listen to them forever in a religious meditative state akin only to monks chanting. I don't know what I am on about.
I fucking hate bono.
That is all.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:01, archived)

you're not the only who's sick of you banging on about bono

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spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)

I still hate him though
like..totally.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:12, archived)

it all seems a bit irrational

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spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:18, archived)

Stop poking the wasps' nest...

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:20, archived)

Funnily enough, that's the name of a rough-looking pub in Mirfield.
I did a slight chuckle as it went by on the bus.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:21, archived)

ha! I'm only joking
I love him really. I have all his albums and I am in the U2 fan club. I actually followed U2 around for a few years and put out a self funded book about my adventure. My name is bronwyn but just as a joke I call myself mrs.brono. Just so I can feel closer to him. Anyone that says they don't like U2 I threaten with taking to court, as my dad is a lawyer.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:27, archived)

I'd be right gutted if I had no arms , legs, prick or bollocks, and shat into a plastic bag
I don't see how a bit of tin would cheer me up
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

She might stab you with the pin
and make you realise 'OH FUCK EVEN MY CHEST IS DEAD'
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)

It's a recognition of service rendered.
And sacrifices made. It's not meant to cheer up as such, but to honour the recipient.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)

Anything.
Also, on the way to work so I'm in a decidedly foul mood. Fucking Mondays!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

orlroight Bob

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spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)

Not oriroight at all.
But sure to improve as the day goes on. 4 weeks until holidays and I can escape from this madhouse.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)

'Ning The LOVELY fagilliD.
How're the Ding-a-likes doing?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

They're all fucking nuts!
A race of fuckwits destined to kill themselves on the roads and pyrotechnical electrical discharges.
No elf'n'safety here!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)

Yeah I saw the photo of that one that had stripped off and tried to climb a pylon a few weeks back.
:(
What a waste. She could have had a happy and fulfilling life being incoherent and mental at me.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)

There are a shitload of mentals here.
It's almost like they are tolerated. They walk down busy roads, chok a block with traffic, bollock naked, barefoot, scraggly hair and waving their arms about and no-one pays them any attention at all.
The police ignore them, anyone tries to help them they spit and scratch! Wild!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)

Sounds like /talk to me.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:54, archived)

There are similarities...
But these fuckers don't flounce! They are serious man the fuck up weirdo's.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:03, archived)

I'd like to live in Jakarta
But that's probably because I have a uniform fetish and want to rape schoolgirls at gunpoint.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Thailand is better, they are not Islamic.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

What's wrong with raping Muslims rather than Buddhists?

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Lord Gnome, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)

you're cheating suicide bombers out of their virgins

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:09, archived)

*Clicks*
I think that this should become a policy worldwide, well, at least without the rapey bit!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:30, archived)

I just rape as I find them
Any hole's a goal.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)

everything more than 20 feet away from me.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)

Your fuck
and fuck fuck
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)

fuck

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:12, archived)

balls!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

No
Beyonce.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)

I turned onto Queens Of The Stone Age when I realised Tricky wasn't coming back.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

Tricky..
what the fuck was that all about? mumble mumble...leave the stage..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)

Such a brilliant cameo.
Beyonce was fucking good though, enjoyed that. Queens tearing it up on BBC3.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)

Bouncy is fucking ace.....
Missed Queens. Will catch up it. I loves me a bit of the Homme.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

They only showed twenty mins of 'em so back the the B.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

It's Kool and the gang
now. It's a bit creepy and not very good.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)

I've got Run DMC stuck in my head now.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)

bath!

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

Haha yeah

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

Oh man! Classic Mortal Wombat!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)

rock n roll

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)

TED

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

You're a man who understands how to do this
I'm trying to game Google to mistake Paul Dacre (editor of the Daily Mail) for Seth Putnam (recently-deceased vocalist of Anal Cunt)

If you Google "Paul Dacre" you can see, from the fourth result, what people think of him anyway.

That was the second result yesterday and I'd like to return it to its previous position.

[Edit] Actually that's not related at all to the one I was looking for- that was someone else who said Dacre was a cunt and deserved to die in a fire.
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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)

I have no idea what you are talking about.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)

Fair enough
I apologise for wasting your time then.

Fuck- didn't realise that lateral thinking had died.
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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

you need to do some shit, get a website, then use key words and links, bots, shit, and then just maybe, but google are quick to get rid of them so i wouldn't bother, thanks

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)

OMG!!!!!
YOU'RE THAT LULZSEC THING
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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

does that mean i've got aspergers and have to go and live on questions for the weak?

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)

posting from your prison cell, yes

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

Oh mongy, always in r harts :((((((

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

I don't know how, but I approve and wish you Godspeed

(Rainbow Meow, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7226916
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)

Ah right, I see.
The account's been banned and everything. Strange stuff.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)

How very odd

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)

Anybody seen that music video with dogs fighting crime?
Like that one.
(Rainbow Meow, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)

Of course.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)

Anybody else like Björk?
New single- and good to hear her voice back to its best use.
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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)

i like going fishing, does that help?

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

I ate raw whale in Norway
It didn't helop much azpart from to understand what raw whale tasted like- when it was chopped small and had fresh herbs in it.

Whales are not fish- I know that- but both can be eaten but maybe shouldn't?

Does that not give you pause for thought?
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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)

i don't eat fish, does whale taste like fish?
if it does i dont want to eat any
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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

Raw whale does not taste like fish.
It's very dark meat- about the colour of liver- and it tastes of herbs.

I tried it because it was on the menu and I was interested to see what it tasted like- not that great and certainly not worth endangering the species for the taste.

Carp tastes better.
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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)

i would eat a kilo of bjork's shit just to spend eight seconds with my nob in her vagina

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

if we share the eating do we still get 8 seconds?
actually i'd rathe just gaze into he eyes while you dribble inside her
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)

I cannot disagreed wit SSG ever
And particularly not at this point in time.

As usual he's 100% correct, although I'd like to know if he meant liquids or solids.

Clarification would help in this instance.
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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

well i imagine that would be up to bjork really

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)

*I bet you would like her to shit on yotr face
And I couldn't blame you if you did.

My friend haxs an agent who might be abler to sorth tat out- but he's a wvegan.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

How does one distinguish between good Bjork and bad Bjork?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)

Bad Bjork has a goatee.

(MooCow_Byter, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)

Oh well played.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)

i agree with brayndedd,
everything she does is brilliant
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)

I was actually asking, I've only ever heard two Bjorks in my life and they were far too different to draw any sort of comparison.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)

what colour should icelandic women be? i'm intrigued by you racism

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)

Land of ice and fire that, innit?
So either blue or red, depending on which bit they're from.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)

did you know that some 'women' dye their hair, can't decide what 'colour' to be, sad aint it

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

mostly red.
shit uniform though, I don't go in there much, full of chavs and I don't really want 20 mini party samosas for a quid.
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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)

Especially not when you know they've been defrosted up Kerry Katona's chuff.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)

She's ace and I want her to be my best friend

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)

yes.
well mostly. couldn't really get into vespertine and sort of lost interest after that, haven't really heard much of her stuff over the last few years.

that Carcass remix of Isobel is great though. Might listen to that now.

edit: right, listened to it now, going back to BoC
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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)

She is my favourite female mental Icelandic singer songwriter
Emilíana Torrini pushes a close second, but with less mentalness
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)

I've been overlooked for the category yet again :(

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)

Third is no shame, HBLC. No shame at all

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

She's ACE too
I saw her at The Big Chill two years ago and she played just after Alice Russell and it was sunset and there were thousands of Chinese lanterns floating through the sky and I'd hurt my ankle earlier in the day but it didn't matter because everything was ace and I was going to see Orbital later that night and everything was just so perfect I did a happy cry.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)

you were happy that livestock and wildlife choked on all those chinese lanterns? I might email John Craven, get him to do a special report for countryfile about you and your lack of respect for the rural way of life.

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)

Bring it, I can take him

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

sure? he's a fucking double hard CUNT, he just doesn't show it.
I heard he shoved his arm up a cow's arse and ripped it inside out because it looked at him funny.
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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)

What a cunt

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)

fucking double hard CUNT

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)

I saw Orbital that year..
Marvellous..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)

I still haven't quite got over them
Were you there that year then? Yay, did you see Hexstatic too? Chris and I were at the back watching and there was this special needs guy shouting "come on" all the way through and doing some mental dancing which was possibly even funnier than Bert & Ernie v Ante Up
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)

We were...We did!
We missed the special needs guy though...:-(
It was the first time I had seen Orbital for years and I was both taken aback at how old they looked and how fucking AMAZING they still were. I nearly cried.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

I cried LOADS that weekend
I sprained my ankle and was laughing through shock, then my brother turned up and gave me tea and I was so happy I cried. I then alternated between tears and joy for the rest of that evening. All hippy style "it's so beauuuuuuuutiful" though.

Chris Cunningham. Fucking hell.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

I can't go and watch them any more, they turned into a novelty act with that stupid Dr Who thing
JUST SHUT UP AND DO CHIME AND IMPACT YOU BALDY TWATS
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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

They played Halcyon and it was perfect
It was the only time I've ever seen them though. So yeah.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

HA!
I know I'm with you. I hate novelty covers. I saw them do there 'last ever set' at Glastonbury and why they ever do that track I will never know. It's shit.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)

But still
it's Orbital. They can be forgiven anything.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)

I'm glad it's not just me.
the first time I saw them was before In Sides came out, with Plaid and μ-ziq supporting and it was fucking excellent, and they were fucking excellent every time I saw them after that until The Altogether came out and bloody Dr Who. The Belinda Carlisle thing was OK to start with but that went on too long too.
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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

I think I first saw them
in 1991. Have lost count of the number of times..They used to DJ with the Drum club, who I loved, and I went to the Megadog nights every chance I had. Oh happy days..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

Megadog at the George Robey?

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spesh., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

Nah
oop North. Manchester, Sheffield, mostly any more than that is a blur. I still have my tickets in a box somewhere!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

Yep, love a lot of her music
plus her band uses a ReacTable which is the coolest instrument ever
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

laser harp's cooler because it's old skool

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)

Meh, it ain't no THERAMIN.
And it certainly ain't no FIVE NECKED GUITAR like him out of Cheap Trick plays.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

ooh, theremin, good call there stuj.
stupid cock rock unplayable guitar, not so.
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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)

Shush it you.
Or The DREAM POLICE will be coming for YOU.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)

Can he play it though?
Maybe he has 6 arms, you see all sorts of abominations at metal gigs after all, freaks of nature.
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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)

Of COURSE he can play it.
He'd have looked a bit silly up there on the stage at Donington with a five necked guitar that he couldn't play now, wouldn't he?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

Yeah.
You just think about it for a bit.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7226985
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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)

Now think about it some more.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

I have thought about it, and, regardless of whether he could play it or not, yes, he would look silly.

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)

Then you are MADE OF WRONG.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)

right down here, NO-ONE CAN TELL

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)

Yes WE CAN.
Here's where you stand on the line of Right to Wrong:

Right (Me)----------------------Wrong----Wrongalicious (And other Brown sauce on bacon wrongers)--------------You.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)

I bloody love Bjork
she is a proper mental but always good live.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's Oh so Quiet......................................
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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)

You blow blow blow blow a fuuuuuuuuse

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

BRB- I have internet drama to contend with

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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

It's all about the drama with you isn't it..

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

i love her to pieces
very small buried for 3 months pieces
very tasty
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

you must be thing to
be here no? i am healer / tell me your woe..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)

The CSI lady on this page looks like what an american CSI lady would look like
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3659848/Senior-Tory-found-dead-in-VIP-area-at-Glastonbury-Festival.html

(from behind at least, she might munt from the front)
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magnum, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)

it's been a while since a tory blessed us
with his death.. and going elvis is quite imaginative
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)

What's the odds on him being clad in suspenders and having a citrus fruit in his gob?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

Stephen Milligan style?
Unlikely. Didn't work that well for David Kelly, so I doubt you'll see them try that again.
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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)

Are you implying that secret services done him in?
*bacofoil trilby*
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

That's getting into tinfoil-hat territory.
Stay the fuck away from getting involved in that shit.
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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)

if he was dressed like that to be 'arty' like a lot of the other fucking pricks there, then quite high I'd say.

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)

You're not going to start whittering on about the Royal Courts of Justice are you?

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)

Free to b3tans.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)

alright rigby

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)

fella

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)

alright riggers?
how's things?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)

creaming nicely
how's you?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)

Wish I understood a word of thazt
Instead I'm haVing to create a new email address to make a new davidicke forum account.

Easy target admittecdly after a night out

Stormfront next- those guys are always up for a laugh.
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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)

How's the Stormfront chapter of The Konnie Huq Appreciation Society coming along?
'Ning Gnomey.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)

She's still not given me a lap-dance
So I'll have toi wait on that one.

Should ask me about some of the corners of the internet I moderate.
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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)

sounds all very 90's
but good luck to you LG
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)

Trolling habits can be hard to break
Thank goodness I found a similarly-minded community in /talk which I would never troll.
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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)

mailinator.com/
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)

What?
What?
I'm gonna say no.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)

No woe here.
I'm ogling Beyonce. All is well.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)

she seems a bit sexist really

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)

you filthy bitch
carry on..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)

Has she decided what colour her skin is yet?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)

are you implying that black women cant wear make-up or if they do they should black up? bit racist that

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)

I dunno where you got that from, no offence.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)

i think it was from your blatant racism up there about the colour of beyoncee

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)

Whoa now, steady on.
I just meant that it seemed to me like she was going to great lengths to cover up her natural skin tone, with loads of make up or only being filmed in black and white, almost like she was ashamed of it. Bit sad really.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)

Yeah but if she winds up looking as sexy as Michael Jackson it'll totally be worth her washing with mercury and arsenic and that.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)

so in your opinion based on the images you have seen of a stong black women you have judged yourself superior and feel sorry for her, sexism and racism

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)

Well she's certainly no Pam Grier.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

is this from the stereo typical images she has portrayed, are you saying that a young black women can only be worth while in your mind if she fits your ideal, you sicken me

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

She was a lezzer in some sitcom or something, don't you know.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

^This, only:
~~Pam Grier~~ Floella Benjamin
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

~~Floella Benjamin~~ Whoopi Goldberg
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)

PHWOAR!
~~Whoopi Goldberg~~ Oprah Winfrey
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)

Erm, erm,
~~Oprah Winfrey~~ Ella Fitzgerald
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

Shit we've almost run out of darkie women
~~Ella Fitzgerald~~ Condoleeza Rice
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)

MORNINGTON CRESCENT!

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)

MOIRA STEWART!

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

Oh wait I think there's just one more.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

Hang on, no she doesn't.
You do know that black people have different skin tones, just like white people right?
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

Yes, although I don't see what that has to do with it.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)

I'm sorry, but how does wearing make-up and being filmed in black and white make her ashamed of her skin?
She doesn't have very dark skin, never has.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

too dark for brayn to deal with it seems

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

I actually have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about, I'm just trying to spark a bit of conversation on here.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

Really? You do surprise me ;)

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

well, more accurately you just realise that you've said something retarded
and are now going to pretend it was deliberate, trust me i know about this sort of behaviour, i'm a qualified social analyst.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)

my local social club smells of old people, hope that helps

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)

Ahhhhh...the Syncubus Gambit.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)

'Ere Badger, the latest entry in your archive has been deleted already.
What was all that about?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)

Which one was that?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

'Look at me boys, I like sex.'
Top of Attention Seekers.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)

Oh, that was some bird going 'yeah when I'm on the blob I totally like to have lots and lots of sex'.
It didn't get the response she was hoping for.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

yeh cos it is not always obvious that beyonce knowles is a black person

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)

same with nick knowles
must be something about the name
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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)

And Nick Griffin.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

he's definitely black

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)

But I bet she'd look nice all minstrelled up mongy.
Gingezilla I mean.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)

MAMMY!

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

This is what I call my mum.
Actual factual.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

Racist.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)

*Smoke bomb*
Innocent whistling
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)

She's sexy colour.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)

i think he is just being racist, but if you look further he also uses sexism and further reinforces his points

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

She's never had very dark skin
but I do know a lot of magazines use photoshop to make her even lighter, which I don't think she's entirely happy with.

She's still bloody gorgeous.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)

Wait, fake lesboticking on the internets?
*Fires up the Panderomatic 6000*
'Ning The LOVELY LOVELY Gingezilla.
*PANDERS*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)

Good lordy
me too..that woman is DAMN sexy
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)

And more.
Ladies there's only one way for the pair of you to settle this question.
Take your tops off and grab your pillows, I'll start filling the paddling pool with jelly.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

I got no woes rigby.
:D
'Ning.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

ning there
matey
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)

Alright rigby
I have no woe 'cept it's still bloody hot in here. That might just be watching Beyonce mind.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)

The LOVELY HATD!
*PANDERS*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)

'Ello Fella!
*hugs*
*lets go as its too hot*
Are you at work on this fine day? It's fucking hot. Make it go away...
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)

Sheesh , first you complain because it's RAINOGEDDON, now it's too hot.
You are FICKLE The LOVELIEST HATD.
*Tinkers a bit with the weather machine.*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)

Of course I am..
set it to half sun. Don't want no rain. Just a bit of shade in me back garden when I am listening to Bon Jovi tomorrow night. thanks.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

Will do.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

hey sexy
sounds like you need a big umbrella and a new understanding of music
no offence
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

I need a big umbrella!
but otherwise 'koff....Bouncy bouncy Beyonce!!!! BOUNCY BOUNCY!!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

I managed to level some of my garden and lay membrane and a cubic metre of play bark today
Anyone else actually deserve the oxygen they would usually steal this weekend?
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)

I only use bark with real gravitas

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)

This was play bark with a real sense of pathos, I assure you.
If that's a suitable use of the word pathos. I'm not sure tbh.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)

A sense of patios?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)

A sense of Play House actually.
Making my kids a super fun corner of the garden. Already built the 2 storey play house totally from scratch, just finishing touches now.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

So you helped deforest the Amazon in order that your little shitmachines don't have to go all the way down the local park to play.
Well done you. You fucking PLANET-KILLER.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

s'only pine. fully sustainable and all that shit. probably.
I could have built a playhouse out of Teak but that'd have cost thousands...
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

No point making your excuses to me.
Just explain to your kids why there won't be any trees left by the time they've grown up.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

there will be loads
you never heard of 3D printers?
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)

No.
And I wouldn't believe in them if I had.
I put my faith in OUR LORD GOD. and will be taken up to Heaven in THE RAPTURE while you miserable sinners will be CAST INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE!
HALLELULJAH!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

fair do's

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)

REPENT WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME BROTHER!
AMEN!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)

He's got a garden too, he's wasting valuable land that could have been owned by some immensely wealthy financier or insurance racketeer.
Bet there's less than three people per bed in that household too. What a disgusting waste of resources.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)

Old lady next to us in an other half of our semi
has a garden bigger than ours and been living there for 20 years alone, depriving other younger families from a 3 bed council house and leaving them in a shitty flat somewhere probably. So she's much more of the devil than I. Somehow.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)

Fuck 'em, they're probably too busy going on EDL marches and torching cars.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)

She saw us right through the Blitz GawdBlesser.
Mind she don't half stink of piss these days.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)

It was my weekend off what was i meant to do fuck off

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

Off of what? Life?

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

You tell the cunt Gobbo.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

Yeah, I'm hard at work.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

It's an original way to hide the bodies i suppose
I still prefer dumping them in a lake with pockets full of stones.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

I tried that
but didn't have any stones, so used Pop Rocks popping candy. Didn't have quite the same result but the body did get up to about 3 knots...
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

Play bark?

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CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

woof

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)

woof?

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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

Man, I miss Police Dog.
/Lies
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

WOOF!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

I did things that weren't actually my job, and finished late
then I raised a few pint glasses. Oh, the effort.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

Do you normally only do things that are your job?
Do you get paid to poo and sleep then?
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

Yes I have
The details are nobody's fucking business apart from close personal friends though.
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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

makes replying to the thread a bit fucking stupid then, huh?

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)

No more stupid than posting it in the first place.
I could have just said "yes" but I chose to quantify it.
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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)

Fuck off, hippy.
/ac
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

kidney failure

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)

so i got some olympic tickets, nothing exciting just some football
what you got?
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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)

To go to the co-op to get something for my packed lunch as it's work tomorrow.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)

i've already been to the coop today, imagine that

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)

Great times.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)

i also have a van full of copper cable, i just need to find a pikey now

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)

You can't call them that any more. It's racist.
You have to call them "officer".
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)

*cricket applause*

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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

how are the chooks?

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)

Racist.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)

don't you oppress me for my racism

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)

i was just reminiscing about the time mykeyboy threatened to beat me up
because i said his girlfriend was fucking ugly, like it was my fault that his girlfriend is fucking ugly or something.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)

didn't you steal her handbag or something

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)

I did, we never really got on, not after the time I slept with her.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

Do you think they still indulge in watersports now she has a kid?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)

How do you reckon she explained that away?
Honest ... you can get pregnant by pissing on somebody. That's why you piss on pregnancy test kits.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)

In light of this information, I think we can safely add "marital rape" and "paedophilia" to his charge sheet.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)

You are the cancer that killed /talk Gobbo.
It's no wonder Mykeyboy fucked off what with you making him threaten to beat you up.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

It was your fault.
You wound her up so much she beat her excuse for a face to mulch against a brick wall.
You're entirely to blame for this shit.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)

I don't even know that I even know what she looks like if i'm honest.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

Nor do I
I'm just bored, and stirring it.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

I definitely shouldn't post this.
www.b3tards.com/u/86da4c9fb0e66e8a1abc/mykey_and_bunny.jpg
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

did he actually get upset at that?
it's all coming back to me now. why would you get upset about that, on b3ta?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

Quite upset indeed.
I think he demanded bannings and such.

Which is odd since they both look a lot more attractive in that picture.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)

mykey was quite cute, i reackon he could do better, maybe karen matthews, am i right? eh?

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)

I don't know who that is
so I'm going to assume you mean Bernard Matthews.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)

ha ha, get with the times granddad, i'm doing cutting edge comedy here, you wait til i do my carl bridgewater stuff, rolfmayo

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

Bootiful.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)

i'm not upset, i'm just dissapointed it isn't a porn link

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)

It's not?
Damnit, now I'm aroused AND confused.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)

Is it right to get nostalgic
over something I wasn't involved in?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)

that is a rite of passage for every couple anywhere on the internet, I thought.
plus it makes me hard.
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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)

he would probably have just pinned you down
and farted in your face.
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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:39, archived)

A fart in the shape of a swastika, right?

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)

I'm just pondering on the fact
that I've met SSG's mum.
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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)

I remember showing her a picture you'd drawn of Santa with his nob out,
so you know, she's seen that too.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)

she's seen a lot of things.

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

it's my mum i feel sorry for

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)

I usually go to Budgens for lunch
it's locally owned, and their staff occasionally mark up a rotisserie chicken at half price.

My life is massively exciting these days.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)

www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/late+night+shopping/
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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)

Not clicking that don't find W&B funny in the slightest no offence

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)

ha jokes on you, it isn't weebl and bob, hahahahaha, in your face

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

It probably says something horrible about me
but to me it looks like the Stylophone player has a Chelsea smile.
It's probably intended to be a goatee, but as of now it will haunt my nightmares.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)

I was wondering what this has to do with SSG going down on mykey's wife after mykey shat all over it.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)

Sorry, I meant 'her'.... 'shat all over her'.
Very rude of me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

nipples

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)

fucks sake no wonder this place has gone downhill, it is probably almost entirely you and your kid fucking that has ruined this place

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)

I didn't get any tickets
Though I did only apply for opening ceremony, 100m final, some swimming thing on my birthday and another athletics thing.
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magnum, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)

i got these booked the other day, just got the email, i'll doubt i'll bother going tho, everyones telling me the olympics are shit

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)

Mozzie bite on the little finger on my left hand

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)

that is because you is tasty, nyom nyom nyom

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)

nyomy nyomy nyom nyoms

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)

top gear on bbc2

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)

fucking fuck all
fuck
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)

Mild nicotine craving

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CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)

given up?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)

Yup.

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CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)

me too.
go us.
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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)

Fuck all, mongy.
Just a big chip on the shoulder, and a festering sense of resentment.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)

I read that as "fingering sense of resentment"
which was nice
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magnum, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)

I'm glad it did something for you
right now, I'm glad to get a reply from someone worthwhile.
WTF happened to /talk? Did Wombat properly kill it, or are there sometimes pockets of ace?
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)

My Sonisphere tickets.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)

ahh man, is that all them rock bands you like, bon jovi and that, good news

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)

Yeah, cheers mongy.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)

I got chills they're multiplying and I'm losing controwowol.
You can have that one for free.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)

you was saying you was hot earlier, you dont sound well
i think you might have cancer, poor shambles, gone but not 4 cotten
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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)

What you're supplying
is electrifying.
Carry on.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)

Indeed.
17.5p/kWh off peak, bargain.
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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)

Marvellous
where do I sign up?
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

Only available to existing customers, sorry.

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

I'm diagnosing malaria, and putting you on quinine.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

I'm drinking Ouzo.
That'll probably do the job, eh?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

Anything to help the Greek economy is welcome right now.

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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

I'm eating calamity olives as well.
I'm rebuilding the Euro one snack at a time.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

ALL HAIL Dr. Ess! HERO OF THE EUROZONE!
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)

I'm not even going to mention hummus.

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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)

an hour and a half until work finishes
and then off to the pub
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Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)

I got the love
apparently, according to Candi.

I was out your way today mongy.
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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)

ah man you should of said, i would have waved

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)

I'd have hidden, thinking you were going to stab me.
Thamesmead, bit rough innit.
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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)

a bit rough, it is a shithole, a clockwork orange made it look friendly

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)

Thamesmead being a shithole is quite relevant as I went
here. 6 tons of shit per stroke, those old pumps. Great stuff.
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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)

that place is great stuff, and on a warm day you get the smell from the new massive turd burner just round the corner

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)

I had a walk along the river and went past that, smells lovely nom nom nom nom

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

for ages that place wasn't working properly so they just had loads of massive piles of human waste piled up there, it was one hell of a fug

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)

are you still talking about the shit burner? only that description sounds like Belvedere.

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)

it made me laugh that people who lived in slade green were moaning

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)

they probably wanted the shit for themselves to go with all the shit they've already got.
Slade Green's like one big landfill site.
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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)

i'll be down there tomorrow get a price for my van load of copper, great oily dog times

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)

I'll give you a score, can't do any better than that.

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

Gram of K
Report back later
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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

It's a 30g serving with skimmed milk, you nonce.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)

Skimmed?
Surely the women that eat it use full fat Gold Top and some double cream and about half a pound of sugar?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

safe journey captain

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)

take pics when your bladder rots and falls out of your arsehole please, cheers.

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)

Your anatomy teacher was a fucking idiot.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

who knows what might happen?

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)

Clare Rayner.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)

I was thinking Dr Gillian McKeith

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)

You do realise that I'll be sticking it up my nose and into my respiratory system
Rather than up my arse and into my digestive system from reverse?
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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)

yes, yes I do realise that.

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)

OK- just making sure.

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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)

what will you be putting in your arse then?

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

I dunno
I have some carrots in the fridge and a courgette- so I may do that if it seems to be a good idea later.

Unlikely but y ou never know
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Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)

Give some tired nurse a laugh tonight

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)

Glaf glaf glaf glaf glaf glaf glaf glaf glaf glaf glaf glaf.

                Etc.
LOLWAKI.
oooooooooopoooooo
nnnnnnnnnnrnnnnnn
llllllllllillllll
iiiiiiiiiiciiiiii
nnnnnnnnnnknnnnnn
eeeeeeeeeeseeeeee

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)

Yes.

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FoldsFive, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)

Yes.

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Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)

I'm bored so I'm going to do this
alexcomex.tumblr.com/

Hey have you seen this site? LOOK AT IT
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Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)

I think your site's fucking great, theoban
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vladimir, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)

i looked.
now what?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)

pause

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vladimir, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)

now puke

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vladimir, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)

Vomit.
edit: Damit.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)

it's OK, we can condense these two into the third frame, nobody's going to notice with all the sick everywhere

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vladimir, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/6ade611e1870a93700b9/wompuke.jpg
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vladimir, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:39, archived)

dat is like well sick ya get me?

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)

I see what you did there.
You mentioned sick. Which was a reference to the comic about sick. Because all the comics end with sick.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)

does the comic have sick in it then? I didn't notice.

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)

no

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)

maybe

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)

B&Q seem to think they can make everything sound cheaper
by putting the word "only" in front of all the prices.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)

See also car ads that refuse to use the word "Thousand" in their prices.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)

No-one uses the word 'thousand' any more, it's all "Save £1000's", this language is going to the dogs, I tell you

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)

That's not what I mean.
Listen to any car ad these days and they'll say something like "On the road from only four nine ninety nine."
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:40, archived)

Nah, they always end in five nowadays.
Dunno why they can't just round it up.
'Buy [insert new car here] for eight grand.'
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)

Because then the sheeple would realise exactly how much money they're being fleeced of. And that THE MAN is CONTROLLING them by BRAINWASHING them into thinking that they need a new car,
*Adjusts tinfoil hat*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)

It does work, though.
I mean, everybody understands that £7999 is essentially eight grand. But despite the fact you know that, it somehow still seems significantly cheaper. Our brains is pretty fick.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:07, archived)

No it doesn't.
Silly Byter.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)

It occurred to me yesterday that there may be another reason that people started doing this.
I had bought some things in a shop and it came to £31.96, and I thought "ah that's because I've bought four things!" So you know straightaway if you've been charged for the right number of items.

Most people don't tend to buy four cars at a time, though.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)

Yeah, most people buy cars in fives.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)

Whenever I see "save £££'s!"
I read "save three pounds"
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:54, archived)

Yeah, but in all fairness you are a wronger.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:55, archived)

I put some beers in the freezer last night and forgot to take them out :(

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:10, archived)

Pick out the biggest fragments of glass, you'll be fine

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:12, archived)

I cuth my thongue

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)

Personally, I'd have used my fingers

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)

I read that as "bears".

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)

Is this spot the leg?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)

BALDMONKEY FOR MOD.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)

GLUED EEL FOR MOD!

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FIEND, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:23, archived)

i'm going to pretend that i am angry and upset about the internet later,
look forward to it
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:24, archived)

LIAM FOX FOR M.O.D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)

MOULDY HONKEY FOR BOD

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)

dinlo
dinlo
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)

I read that as 'wankhat'

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)

So is your mother.

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)

SPUNKHAMMER

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)

Baldmonkey for OMD

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vladimir, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:19, archived)

Are those the sounds that that Tory chairman was making just before he died in the shitter?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)

I hate U2 as much as the next man,
And would like to applaud this protest. He may have been a west oxford conservative, but I respect that he's finally done something worthwhile.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)

So he didn't just choke on rancid trustafarian cock then?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:37, archived)

Gays in politics?
Don't be ridiculous stuj.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:40, archived)

Yeah, my mistake.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:41, archived)

November 8th for COD.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:41, archived)

It'll probably be a bit shit.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 19:58, archived)

i heard it is best on the ps3

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)

SUNRAPE!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)

Warm weather happens in the Summer.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)

LIES!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)

yet we're all inside
in my defence, i can't stand it when it's this warm.
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FIEND, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

in my defence
i hate you
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)

Somebody's just been stabbed. There's Police all over.. Helicopter's hovering around..
Bet you don't get this shit where you live, you daft fat fucker!

How's your drama?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)

i didn't know what something was, i googled it and now i do, what a day

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

It's a good job we have the internet, or we'd find out fuck all.
Like it was in the 80's.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)

we'd still be following the bear

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)

Trip to Ipswich Town centre.
I'm sure they were staring at me because I have a full set of teeth.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

haha ipswich, crazy name, crazy town

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)

Oh HELL yeah, while tidying my room I found half a sheet of sevradol.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)

How many times a day do you run into a ward carrying bags full of painkillers..
..screaming "Mighty Morphine Power Rangers!"?

It's got to be up there with the amount of times you slap a bitch, surely?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)

how would a ward be able to scream, let alone carry bags full of pain killers, let alone have badger bump into it

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)

You're definitely one of our most concise thinkers, SSG..
One for the debate team if ever I saw one.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)

the bbc wales radio coverage of cricket is absolutely phenomenal,
puts TMS to shame really, shame about the score but I don't mind losing to Trescothick, what a hero.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

God, everyone from ipswitch is a racist which is bad because they're predijust.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)

Quick reaction..
t.co/6Wuvx49

:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)

Hawt diggity dawg, dayum that's some fucked up shit.
HOWEVER, however, if people consider it a desert/tea time cake, then I guess it's alright.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)

It simply can't work..
I refuse to believe that's in any way a nice thing to eat.

It's even got me, JMG discussing food on b3ta..
Astonishing.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)

It's not my cup of tea, to tell you the truth.
I'd try it for the shock-value though, maybe that's what they're going for. I suppose kids at school have jam sandwiches.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)

you can cook down strawberries (and rasberries etc) so that they are savoury,
sounds legit to me.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)

I don't think they've done that here though.
It's not quite up there with venison with a cherry joux.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)

strawberry wines a bit good
But raspberry beer is too sweet, definitely for the ladies and men seeking men.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)

I got a child's tastebuds when it comes to alchole, I've got
Damson Gin, Elderflower Liquire, Elderflower Cidear, Pear Ice Wine, Pink Port and....ermm..... more.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)

get yourself some frullï
Delicious fruit beer, I can only handle 1 before it gets too sweet, but sounds right up your alley.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)

I had froot loops for breakfast,
don't taste like fruit or froot at all.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)

i don't even know what a froot is

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)

I got some in the cupboard, I used to love them as a kid.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)

It's alright, don't love it, but will happily drink it.
=)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:48, archived)

i'm clutching, if i'm honest gonz.
it can't just be a cake sandwich, that's not right.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)

Jam sandwiches were common enough when I was a kid,
this is hardly any worse. A bit weird, though.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)

That's cos you can get good money for them in Cash Converters.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)

I managed to avoid a trip to Ipswich just a few weeks ago.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

Apparently I live in the most crime-ridden area in England and Wales
which is odd because I never see any crime.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)

Maybe you're hard as nails?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)

I was reading the Irish Mirror at lunch: STABBING KNIFE CRIME EPIDEMIC!!!!!!!!!!!
30 people stabbed in the entire country this year. 30. That wouldn't even make the news where I'm from.
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Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)

Officially a toilet.
www.eveningstar.co.uk/news/ipswich_woman_arrested_after_man_stabbed_near_town_centre_1_928140
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)

No identity, run down, dirty and full of mindless wasters

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Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

But that's enough about QOTW.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)

Like Rotherham without the friendliness or the sense of humour.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)

I don't understand why there's so much hoo-hah about violent crime anyway.
If it's a problem, just move somewhere better instead of bleating about it.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)

Just stop getting stabbed
It's easy enough, I've managed it every day since I was born
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Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:44, archived)

I put up a new ceiling light in the hall yesterday,
it's awesome, I can't wait until it gets dark so that I can turn it on again.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)

i've been at my new house gardening
Well, as a semi-cripple, putting stuff other people have pruned in to bags for the tip from the comfort of a folding chair! Damn it's hot.

Drama news, some chap from round here was found dead in a portable toilet at Glastonbury. What a way to go.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUUcOmgYEhY
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)

I've still not seen Green Lantern.
I'm officially sick of being a povvo.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)

I watched it on Friday. It's not great, but then it's not as awful as some people claim.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

i saw a man RUN into tesco even though it was closing DEMANDING a refund and the security told him NO so the man LEFT

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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)

None of that happened.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)

Yeah right

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Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 17:48, archived)

Hot innit?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)

yeah man

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)

Yeah' man, donno what she's doing with you really now you put it like that.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)

psst, she is french or summat

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)

I hear she can moan in 4 different accents, so Shambles puts on a blindfold and pretends he is having a 5some.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)

"Clean the kitchen", "Clean the bathroom", "Make dinner" and "wash the car".

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)

she sounds a bit bossy, i hope shambles is ok

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)

can't talk
got to do ze ousework.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)

i love it when they say 'ze fallen maddona with ze big boobies'

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)

I heard she's using Vagiseal to seal up her vag.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)

I know, these clothes are sticking to me...

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)

Not for me, I'm naked.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)

ha, me too!
this is the main reason i'm not outside actually.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)

i feel like i should be outside

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)

it is very hot in london, is it very hot in that place you live in?

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)

it is, it really is very much so

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)

i wonder what the hottest place where people live is on earth at this moment? i may make us feel 'phew that is hot, maybe we are not that hot, but still'
i dunno
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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:51, archived)

i bet there is somewhere really really hot,
right now, and the people there are all just like, yeh, so what
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)

i dunno how they do it, not sure i'd like to be really really hot, i mean i'm hot enough now

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)

i think it would get a bit much after a while then after a more while you'd get used to it
that's my view, hope this contributes to the forum.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)

i think we have drifted beyond my given remit, and falls slightly beyond my own comfort zone, no offence

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)

no props, all the best of british

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)

Not as hot as you, baby.
*licks finger* *places it on you* *makes 'tsssssss' noise*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)

do you the cunt him in the fuck barry?

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)

So then Comrades.
Will you be supporting public strike action on the 30th?
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)

I'll be at work on the 30th

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Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)

solidarity brother, its what we need.

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)

I'm in the wrong country
But my thoughts and feelings are with your loved ones
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Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)

fuckowls

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)

wankbears

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Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)

No, I'll be watching tv in bed as it's my day off.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)

I don't know or care why the public sector is striking.
I know it's fucked me over for work and childcare.
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jenpots, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)

It's the age-old story of the gubmint fucking with their pensions again.
Same shit, different day.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)

I want to see these desision makers try and live on min wage in a council house for a month or two.
I find it disgusting, like, actually disgusting, the fact that people in power in goverments, boards of directors and all that, can do such huge wastes of money. Duck ponds? iPads? two mansions of which they're hardly lived in? 24 hour 3x police officers outside Tony Blair's house even though he's hardly there? Councilers getting higher wages than the PM?

It's sick, it really is, in a day and age when they're shutting down A&E departments, grannies who work all their lives having to choose between food and heating, medical treatment being limited purely down to financial reasons and not medical.

They're scum who abuse the system a damn site worst than benfit cheats.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)

I've been waiting 6 months for a series of double-dose medicine. It's expensive, £2k a shot doubled... but it would change my life.
It would allow for me to work a lot more, I'm good at what I do, very good, but I have at least one day where I have to work from home a week (where although I do work, I'm less productive). There is no alternative treatment to this, I'm a great risk and burdon to my employees. Thank fuck I'm skilled, lord knows I'd be on the scrap heap if I wasn't.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)

And the NHS is wasting money treating kids with heart disease.
They're fuck all use to anyone.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)

i'm think the whole 'treatment' thing needs looking at, why waste money on no hopers, no offence gonz

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)

Annoyingly, I'm with mongy on this issue.
Too much money is wasted on saving worthless people. Evolution is king, and if your in-bred genetics make you ill and dead, then that's how it should be. Ditto for sending vast sums of cash to water-void countries in some vain attempt at doing "good", when all it does it prolong the suffering. Leave them be, and once they're extinct, we can use the sand for nicer beaches.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)

it is a set of ethics that were constucted way before what 'man' can do, yes we can save a baby born with lungs outside their chest, but really what is the point, i dunno

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)

they should have just thrown stephen hawking into the sea decades ago

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)

Yeah', but not his chair, thats gotta be worth some scrap.
Pretentious bastard, born in kent yet talks with an american accent. /gervais
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)

they should have stopped mo mowlem's cancer treatment long before she did all that shit in ireland,
i miss the IRA
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)

Not a no-hoper though.
I pay tax on my wages, which although isn't much on average, the output of my work allows my company to pay tax on the service they provide which is a lot. Not saying the company would fall down without me, but I think they'd struggle to get someone with my productivity levels on my wages and therefore profit less.

Sure, if I was working on a till in a corner shop without being a family member, or awnsering phones in a cab office, then I'd be a bad investment, or a lifetime student....those people don't pay tax or produce anything finanically worth while anyway.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)

I FUCKING SAID NO OFFENCE, YOU LOT ARE SO TOUCHY

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)

I AM NOT OFFENDED I AM PERFECTLY CALM, LOOK AT MY HAND *holds hand that is only slightly trembling* IT IS STABLE AND CALM.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)

Thats the point of disruption.
If it didnt cause grief then it wouldn't have any value.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)

I can't wait for the day that all train drivers are replaced by computer control, and the lazy fuck "drivers" realise they have no other life skills.
£40k+ to sit there and push GO and STOP, then go on strike when they get denied that 10% raise they wanted? YEAH OK.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)

Cunts go on strike when I'm on a rest day
That's hardly sporting.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)

are your lot out too?

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)

Don't be daft
5% increase this year
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)

Christ, you would think youd get decent service for that rise.

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)

Pfft

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)

Never got round to joining a union
so I may be crossing the picket line.
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CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)

Theres time to join the fight brother.

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)

Fuck that, they'll want paying

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CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)

Oh yes, I'll be supporting.
By watching it on telly, and cheering.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)

I may even get a scarf made.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)

sebastian winnet the scarf wearing cockhound

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)

no, for many reasons

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)

BREAKING NEWS: TOPIC OF CONVERSATION IN "WITHIN MONGY'S REMIT" SHOCKER!

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)

whoa, i didn't engage in coversation, steady

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)

Come on you fuckers, this is why the board's dying.
I've inadvertently made myself nocturnal. What have you done entirely by accident lately?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)

Killed a bear.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)

I punched a lion so hard
it's back legs exploded.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)

There'll be no lions left, at this rate.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

I once shouted so loudly that you could hear it from the other side of the road.
I mean, length wise, and the road was the M1.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)

I once pulled a sword from a stone so hard that I moved forward seven years in time.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)

Yeah', well, in those 7 years I fucked up Hyrule worst than Tony Blair fucked up the middle east.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)

G(an)onzo.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)

I can't think of one with your name, so I'll come up with another for mine.... Goronzo.
*eats rocks*
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)

I proper lol'd when the goron king did his little dance to Zelda's Lulliby. He properly spacked out.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)

Saria's Song, gonz.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeuqdZM7npA
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)

Saria runs funny.
Like she's got rickets or some shit.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)

You seen that dancing poof in Kariko VIllage? it's the most gayest walk I've ever seen.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)

Basically everyone except Link is a mincing poof, and he wears fucking tights for christ's sake.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)

haha

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)

Yah', made a mistake there =)

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)

I agree, you're the reason this board is dying.

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CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

This is why people like cowfoot more than you.
/ac
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

I only see one of us here.

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CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)

He's too popular for this place.
People have to admire him from afar or else their faces melt.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)

Every time I see your username I'm filled with bitter hate

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)

Fuck
you
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CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)

How is it going dearest jammers?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)

Not bad thanks sweet cheeks.
How's you?
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CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

Alright, I have been out today and it is well lush,
I don't have anything to do outside now though, I am going to have to think of something, probably a run, I basically need to get a dog so I can go outside more often.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

I'm about to go for a wander to the shops
then I might sit in the garden and read for a bit.
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CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)

yeh do that, why not, it is nice out

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)

Your mum.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)

Your dad

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)

I enraged a dog so much it ate itself

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Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)

Go on then, I'll do it.
Sunday blah hangover blah breakfast nomblahnom off for s hit blah de blah hello
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)

WAKA WAKA
I woke up at half three this morning bogus, can't seem to get much sleep right now, I want to know what you're doing to fix this
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Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)

Half seven for me
A big fucking lie in after a week of half fours. If you don't need much sleep it doesn't matter really, go to bed when tired and get up when you're not.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)

I sleep between 6 and 7 hours, very rarely do I sleep longer.
So I was up at 8.30 this morning.
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jenpots, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

I fell asleep halfway through a fish butty
Make of that what you will.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)

... old

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jenpots, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)

Tired & Coldplay were on the telly
No surprise at sleepings
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)

Yeah I average 6
With the occasional 16
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Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)

out of context paedo lolclicks.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)

Oh you

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Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)

I keep waking up at 6 every morning
Which I'm not enjoying
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magnum, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)

I might nip out and buy a sausage roll
more updates as we receive them
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)

Cor!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)

oh yeah...it's all go round here I tell you

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

I think the potato should play a larger role in the British breakfast
Not your gay American hash brown shite, I mean chips, mash, that kind of thing.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)

I whole heartedly support this endeavour
I had sauteed potatoes for breakfast on my birthday. It was like some kind of wonderful dream.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)

Victory!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)

You wanna go to Tony's on North Main Street
They'll do you a full English and a bowl of chips on the side and a cup of tea for a tenner
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Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)

Redbeck near big hard Wakefield is the king of breakfasts

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)

Potatoes! That's where I'm a viking.
Try potato farls. Best use of spuds in a fried breakfast.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)

I've had them
I prefer the Scottish tatie breakfast treats. Even though they are much the same. In fact the last breakfast I had in Scotland had five different sorts of meat products: lorne, haggis, black pudding, bacon, sausage. Good times.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

There's a place in town that does a massive fry up and pint for six euros.
Wonderful breakfast, but terrifying clientelle.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

There was that orange dancing bummer in the Scottish hotel, he was pretty terrifying
Craig Revel Horwood. He was swearing too loudly, words were had.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)

Is he like a cheap version of Craig Airfix Horwood?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)

He's an odious gobshite
I should have stabbed his orange face
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)

ITS SUNDAY BACON BUTTY TIME!

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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)

Same as last Sunday than!
I admire your consistency!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)

No hangover here
I'm prompting the ale fails.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

Sunday morning...
No hangover - due to only one bottle of Tanglefoot being supped.
Breakfast - not eaten, not hungry yet.
Coffee - 1 cup down, many many more to go.
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jenpots, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)

Have you been for a shit yet?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

Nope, it's a slow morning.

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jenpots, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)

Been on the codeine this week
It's all been rather troublesome at the bomb doors.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)

LIVE UPDATES!
I reckon I've just lost a stone and half.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

Tanglefoot?
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Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)

Thought it tasted funny.

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jenpots, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)

Also
I had some Brooklyn Summer ale, some Saltaire Blonde, a chocolate stout and some lovely red beer from Pontypridd. No Fernandes/Ossett were available.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

SHIMMY SHITS

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

What does that EVEN mean?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

It means baldmonkey is WAKI

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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)

Great

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)

terrible bullying of baldmonkey
Baldmonkey! Baldmonkey!
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.
Don't you ever, don't you e-e-ver
Stop being waki, showing me your winky
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spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)

:(

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)

lovely poo, ruined by the fact i didn't check there was no poop wipe.
Had to do the waddle because lady pig either didn't hear me shouting or thought it was funny to let me suffer.
Breakfast out in the garden I reckon, lovely day. Then to the new house to get my garden sorted.

P.S it was Little Rascals,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)

What was little rascals?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

He names his skidmarks.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)

nostalgic film thread last night
I was sad no one got it or liked it, I should probably let it go.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)

Morning!
No hangover, no breakfast, haven't had a shit yet.
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CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)

Sort yourself out!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)

I've had a shit
and I'm now supping a coffee
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CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)

Good form
Bit quiet, innit?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)

All quiet here chief

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Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)

Might go to work early :(

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)

I'm gonna go teach some people about error logs in a minute
Thrilling.
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Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)

Woah!
I do two short trips then sit about for three hours, do a few more then come home. £150 for turning up on time on a Sunday.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

Aye

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CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)

fruit loops for breakfast,
very sugary, no wonder americans are known for obesity.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)

Hello
How distended is your anus today?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)

in what measurement?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)

Feet

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)

Just got back from holiday in Cornwall
so reluctantly getting back into some sort of routine :(
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)

totally not being mortal wombat.
here. now.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 3:42, archived)

lol

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FIEND, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 3:53, archived)

look at the time, i must dash, work to do

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mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 7:36, archived)

SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING

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Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)

Fuck it, nearly time for the pub!
How did your interview go?
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)

Pretty good all things considered, might have a wriitng test this week, maybe, depends, we'll see
Man I wish it were pub o'clock, another 10 hours until I can start the drinking train
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Theoban What of it, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)

Three in the afternoon here....
Free Marguerita's about 3:30 when the bar manager returns pissed from his Sunday Brunch! It's a must do weekly requirement!
Best of luck with the second part of the interview, it means that you did something right in the first.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)

i'm still here
let's get sexy
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 1:14, archived)

Its the weekend. why not?

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 1:32, archived)

oh yeah baby
oh yeahhhhhh
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)

Then we can show other people how to be sexy. you can be the before model.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 1:38, archived)

ok, i am a little rough around the edges

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 1:39, archived)

Sandpaper will fix that.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 1:41, archived)

sandpaper gloves!
right on
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 1:42, archived)

Rough sex.
Like with a dog.
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 1:43, archived)

never tried it
bet it's good tho
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 1:44, archived)

Always pick a great dane. always.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)

i was thinking of trying a mundane dane
but a great dane is better you say?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 1:48, archived)

it's official
the marsians have landed!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)

No idea.
Erm, a holiday.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

my ex put me off women for life.
i just want decent friendships these days. and a rough grade pair of sandpaper wanking gloves from argos.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)

Wait, weren't you talking to some woman earlier on.
Also on a date the other week.

You seem to be unable to keep your lies in check.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)

oh yes i talk to them
but my heart isn't in it
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:59, archived)

*something about wrong body part*

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 1:03, archived)

also my penis

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)

I haven't visited Newcastle
in longer than that :(
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CowJam, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

newcastle's loss

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

And mine.
Lovely place.
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CowJam, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

It certainly fucking is.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

Out of debt

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

I deny myself nothing
"Official". have you got a certificate or something?
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

yeh it's got gold around the edges

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)

I thought MortalWombat.pdf had a "Girlfriend.jpg"?
I didn't believe it when people were making fun of you for making this up.
Now I don't know what to believe.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

OH BOY!
"Wargames" in HD..
I haven't seen this since I was six years old..

What's an awesome film from your childhood?

No fatties.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

WAS nice anyway

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)

Wait, what.
Dvd or on the telly.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

I'd also say, Raiders of the lost ark.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

DVD, sorry..

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)

Sounds very good, I do like that flick.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)

Hairspray
Three Men and a Baby, Nightmare on Elm Street.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)

I'm definitely a bit gay for Tom Selleck
But Guttenberg makes that movie.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)

I'm hetero for him
but rumour has it he wouldn't be hetero for me.

Guttenberg is in competition in our house with Henry Winkler over who the nicest actor ever is. He's just adorable but then so is The Fonz. I want to bake them cakes.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)

Winkler is awesome
I'd like to add Gene Wilder to the list though. And van dyke.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

we got a dollar, we got a dollar
We got a dollar, hey hey hey hey!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)

Flight of the Navigator.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)

fucking LOVED that film

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)

Never saw it.
It's caused trouble in the past.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)

it would still be good now
UNLIKE never ending story
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

It hasn't aged well.
I'd recommend Explorers, instead. That hasn't aged well, either, but it is hilarious.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

what about... TIME BANDITS!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)

that was fucking awesome
beer! hehahahahhahahahahahaha!!!
i can still do that laugh to a tee. brilliant.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)

A million times yes!
Then again, the opening scene with the knight in the wardrobe, terrified me.

Much like the library scene from Ghostbusters.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)

what was the one with the helicopter
and the weapon that would turn everything to stoney dust, what that time bandits? a sound weapon i think it was, er, anyway that was a good idea yea? and in that film also there was a guy that lived in tower bridge man i wanted to live there so hard, oh yeh, FLYING WINDMILL. must have been time bandits. fucking excellent well want to watch that again now.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

You've lost me.
The only helicopter I cared about was Blue Thunder (Airwolf can fuck off).
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)

Enjoyed that.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)

Jurassic Park
Also, The Addams Family.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

I feel old.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)

shut up grandad

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)

*dies alone*

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)

*pokes poo through your letterbox*

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

BROKEN BRITAIN

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)

you have a strong spring on your letterbox
BROKEN FRITTERS!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

The Never Ending Story
although I've never really got over the trauma of the horse/swamp scene
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

You should seek out the book, its very good.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)

The word "bosom" is used (at the House of Change).
Oh, how I giggled.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

Gmork (or whatever the wolf was called) gave me the fear.
The Sphynx gave me the pre-pubescent horn.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)

Never saw that one, either..
Now I think about it. I didn't see that many movies as a child..
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)

i loved that film but made the mistake of watching it again as an adult
christ, it was dire.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)

but...but...
youtu.be/ZWnW-OuggoE
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)

I am bereft at the no fatties rule

(wimbley is feeling hungover, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)

Comfort eat?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

Oh, you know, something to reinforce my national stereotype.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)

HOW COME THE QUEEN WASN'T ACCOMPANIED BY A GEORDIE?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

OH, SHE WAS!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)

The Italian Job?

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)

The Manchurian Candidate.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)

In the name of the father.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

BEST PINOCHIO FILM, EVER.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

Oh.
Tell me more.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

His dad's called Guiseppe. he tells some fibs...

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)

Well, now you've disappointed me,
I was expecting a critique of the film, instead you make a bad joke.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)

no one seems to have got my reference JMG
So I'm just going to say Bill and Ted for the popular vote. Totally non-heinous dude.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

bill and ted was shit, you're shit.
*controversial response
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

Man so many films I enjoyed as a younger me.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

now you're an old me.
woah! stop being me d00d.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)

Wait a second, you mean you enjoyed films as a child.
Well that's surprising or something.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)

no i didn't mean that

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)

Wait, you didn't enjoy films.
Make your mind up.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

i don't understand the internet anymore

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

D.A.R.Y.L.
Made for TV, I believe.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)

I'm glad there's some transvestite-orintated television.
That's something for [YOUR MUM] to watch.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

Adolescent me
is outraged, on several levels.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

Batteries not included

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

Jessica Tandy was a good friend of my ex's gran

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CowJam, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

i've been out
a girl introduced herself to me. it was like being a real person. when did you last feel like a real person?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)

BLEEP BLOOP
DOES NOT COMPUTE BZZT
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)

i think she likes me
she totally said i was always nice and polite in the petrol station and then said not everyone is but then they don't realise she owns it.

i said i'm always polite and i have a big penis.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

must admit it's nice to get back to the safety of the internet

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

I felt my cock, the other day.
Does that count?

It made my tummy feel funny.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)

no that doesn't count

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

Last time a girl introduced herself to me,
she ended up giving me a slap. I'm no good as a human being.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)

this one shook my hand
she was blonde, maybe this is what blondes do.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)

I think you were supposed to kiss her hand.
You were probably in there.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)

meh. i'm shit at these things
i always want to run away, which is pretty much what i did
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

I went through a period of proposing marriage to any girl that I found attractive.
Stole a ring once, too (for a lesbian, who was waaaay out of my league).

I remained a virgin, long past this point.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

The other day but I couldn't eat a whole one.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)

About 5 weeks ago

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magnum, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

*internet hug*

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)

So, Saturday night is here
I was going to go out, but then I didn't. Watching the 1930's Four Feathers so as to avoid Glastonbury coverage. This film has some wonderful Moustaches.
How's your Saturday night? What would you like to talk about, this threads for you *points and winks*
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)

I want to know who everyone's favourite Victor is.

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)

Borge

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)

Oh he was my 2nd!
After Kiam as below...
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)

mature

(wimbley is feeling hungover, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)

Dr Frankenstein

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)

No you fucking idiot
Frankenstein wasn't the mon...

oh...

Carry on.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)

frankenSTEEN

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)

red.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)

The Allies in World War 2

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)

Who was the conspiracy theory dude around here?
The one that was banned or summat... he could be useful here.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)

The Goat?

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)

yeah that's the one

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

That's what THEY want you to think!

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)

Someone will hack their files and find the truth.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)

Not much chance of that, he was killed by a chemtrail :(

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7226273
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

You fucking cunt.
Ever since you took the piss out of one of his stories that loon Ringoffyre is following me round getting Upset Online at me.

He's even added himself to my fans list, so he can complain more efficiently.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)

Meldrew

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

Well you did ask

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

no i didn't
That other fellow did.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

4291

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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

But so far this evening
I've drunk half a bottle of Cava, ate a 4 sausage hot dog, watched the last episode of Case Histories and put my little girl back to bed after an almighty THUD.

I am wondering if I'm going to get some later, but it doesn't look likely as I've apparently just forced wife to download the pilot for Alias after suggesting it was pants. so that puts things way too late in our middle aged body clocks.... ho hum.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)

I'm bored shitless
Therefore I'd like everyone to advise me as to things to do (that are free and that)
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)

Whilst he was a Smithsy poety tit and thought he had a period
an old friend did impart that chip forks are clearly the best things in life as they are free.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)

This doesn't help me at all. Fuck you.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)

Don't mention it
My free evenings generally consist of the two of us on different chairs in our own little laptop worlds. Fucking sad, but true.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)

That's what we've been doing for the past christ-knows-how-long
And my friends are all either ill or at a stag do. Curse you, lack of penis.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)

it's depressing fo sho.
yet inertia in my head stops me doing anything else without a LONG build up.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)

What do i look like?
A fun charity? I've barely got enough for myself tonight, only the reminder of Victor Borge has stopped me drowning myself. Gahhh, some fucking people, take take take.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)

I used to like you, Windy, you were a man of your word
I'll remember this, Windy. Don't you worry, I'LL remember.....
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)

I'm watching Casualty
I'm feeling a bit shit. I drank too much at a works do and may have been a bit of an idiot.
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CowJam, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)

Either you did something lame like photocopying your arse, or....
My interest is peaked, GO ON
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)

I don't kiss and tell.

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CowJam, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)

Pffft. Sure.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)

Does this one have a punchline?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)

I doubt it

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)

Punchlines
are so 20^th century.
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CowJam, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)

alright

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mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)

alright

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)

Spent the afternoon having a BBQ.
Just watching some crap on tv till a friend who I've not seen in almost a year arrives. :)
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)

a bbq in this weather? are you mad?
was it indoors?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)

It was a nice afternoon here.
Got a bit of a chill around 6pm but it was lovely from 4-6.

I made some chicken kebabs. Chicken with bbq seasoning and onion/peppers on a skewer. Lovely.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)

I'm hungry now

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)

I've got one made up in the firdge.
I could stick it under the grill for you but I think the time would be better spent tidying my bedroom.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

Also this film just used the term "fuzzy wuzzies"
in reference to dark skinned folk. I know it was the 30's but i still spat beer at the TV.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

just got back from a work day at a private house
pool, food, wine, all good stuff. Chilling on the sofa with a few joints and my cr3. What could be better.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)

Sounds lovely
I wasted my Saturday, but have so much to do tomorrow i'll make up for it then. top relaxing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)

being in a bivvy

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mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)

We skipped the option of a tent
better than a bivvy
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)

no tents, lake rules

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mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

uptight OCD sufferer fears grEater charisma of suave neighbour will deprive him of wife
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vladimir, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)

ever decreasing circles

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mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)

well done
Ooo
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vladimir, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

Just had a Caramac icecream and watching Glasto
I fucking hate Coldplay usually but they're ok live
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

Was there actually any serious protest against U2
or was it all a bit of all mouth and no trousers?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)

*does the bartman*

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman
Shake you body, turn it out, if you can, man
Move you butt to the side, yes, you can, can
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

good. Finished cricket at 6 and started drinking then.
I like saturdays.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

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