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(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:32, archived)

you dont wash your clothes

you street-art pikey scumbag. GO back to college and get some education

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:32, archived)

not pikey

just poor, lazy student

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:35, archived)

and the difference is...

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:45, archived)

well

domo would not associate with pikeys

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:47, archived)

don't pretend that domo has standards

he comes from the same culture where you can buy used knickers in a vending machine

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:51, archived)

lol

nothing would suprise me about the japanese. nothing. Domo is against the buying of used underwear, heck he dont even wear underwear

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:53, archived)

That's strange

There are only 3 balls :?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:35, archived)

yup

the first in a series of 'perpetual pictures'. domo keeps adding more but there are still only three

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:36, archived)

haha!

nice one!

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Purple Onion, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:37, archived)

ooo i like that

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mutated monty, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:42, archived)

this

with bells on

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:12, archived)

nice of the good

in the ace style

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:55, archived)

que?

im trying to decipher the spoonerism but cant

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:57, archived)

very good

I like that

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oCo, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)

Wheeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:30, archived)

Pfft!

(

Bob Todd whee, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:31, archived)

That's Marlon Brando

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:31, archived)

and . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:32, archived)

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:45, archived)

grooooan!

here, have a teacake.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:32, archived)

Thankee!

Have you got BBC7 on?
ISIRTA!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:32, archived)

nope...

although I am recording 'Listen Again' at the moment onto minidisc - currently doing David Hatch's 3 hours from Saturday!

ISIHAC is on now, yes?

owch, myhead!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:37, archived)

no, ISIRTA

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:42, archived)

I'm sorry.

I hadn't a clue.

ISIRTA got better as it went along I think. The very early ones they're playing at the moment are a bit Footlinghts-y and drawn out.

arf!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:44, archived)

Have a good old Tunnocky shitcake

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:33, archived)

thankee

most, er, kind.

mmmm.... shit.....!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:38, archived)

*peers through narrowed eyes*

I hope that's Tunnock's.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:00, archived)

damn near killed 'im, Vicar!

w00

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:32, archived)

he certainly made an ass of himself

arf!

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Purple Onion, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:32, archived)

He even had Botox . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:33, archived)

that's cheeky!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:35, archived)

all the hipsters are doing it

anal for something completely different!

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Purple Onion, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:36, archived)

but that was many moons ago...

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Purple Onion, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:46, archived)

butt that was many moons ago, Shirley?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:48, archived)

thanks

I can always count on you to get to the
bottom of things.

yay!

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Purple Onion, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:50, archived)

dear oh dear

best not anal-yse that too closely

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:36, archived)

hoho! have Wilf Lunn

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:39, archived)

sauce please!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:40, archived)

Yippee!

Thanks!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:43, archived)

have a quick seamless mangle

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:49, archived)

Arse!

Feck!
Woo!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:00, archived)

Hahahaha!

Thanks!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:02, archived)

(I_am_B, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:26, archived)

I live in a 1970s country

I drive a 1980s car
and have a 1990s phone
and I dress in the style of 1964

New is just old with more plastic

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:28, archived)

and more packaging

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:30, archived)

yeah, I want more brown paper and less white plastic

brown paper is teh coolness

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:32, archived)

i'd like an option

that wasn't trees or oil :/

(i've forgotten, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)

.............. in bed

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Purple Onion, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:31, archived)

Cor.

Nice icon decoration there...

(tomsk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:45, archived)

Who would want to buy

an iPod anyway when you can get the Olympus M:Robe 500i?

It's a million times better anyway!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:33, archived)

simple

apple loving whore bags!

(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)

they want to eat

cute ball birds...

(mittensYES, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)

I want one of those!

(dotcom)

(The Love Manatee, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)

talking of which...

They sent me this confirmation e-mail this morning:

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)

arf.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)

Heh, priceless!

I received similar advice in an email from a local computer company. :D

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:28, archived)

my colleague always says to people with long email addresses

"you must get a lot of bounced emails"

Errrm...

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:57, archived)

sorry

tj = anyone know the linky for lemony's gif optimisation tips?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:25, archived)

~optimisation~

Damn! It didnt work :(

Dunno sorry.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:36, archived)

yes

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

arf!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:41, archived)

lemony.co.uk/optimisation
:D

Bah, dial up's gone all spacky...

edit: what he said^

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:43, archived)

this bird flu means

no more Sunday roasts AND no Wimbledon!

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:27, archived)

This is bloody good, by the way

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:36, archived)

It's time for,

Everyone should swear at each other.
This will dispell all of your anger and make you fluffier to your fellow b3tans.

Let's everyone swear at each other right now!

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)

Fucking wanker.

Why the shit not?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)

he's fucking, why does he have to wank as well?

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)

Maybe he's fucking somebody who is at that moment wanking?

You cunty munt fuck!

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:24, archived)

Ah,

good point. Carry on, as you were.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:25, archived)

Righto!

.. *fapfapfapfapfap*

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:31, archived)

you cunt!

teehee

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)

fuck off.

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:20, archived)

hehehe

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:25, archived)

hahaha

his legs aren't moving!

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:26, archived)

neither's anything else!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:28, archived)

thats because he's dead!

SuperCorpse!

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:31, archived)

Just

fuck off, will ya!

Shit, he's right! *fluffs up*

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:20, archived)

shut your cunt

(hamchicken&peas, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:20, archived)

bum off you bloody bugger!!

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darth munki is flipping livid, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)

thats just going to far!

(hamchicken&peas, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:24, archived)

you fat cunt of a bitch"

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the_weird_beard, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)

I love you

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||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:26, archived)

*Fluffhug*

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:32, archived)

*Cunts to fuck*

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||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:43, archived)

~!~

bah! You foolhardy bumtoucher.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:26, archived)

~!~

Ha! You utterly Retarded Cramflange!

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:31, archived)

Fucking fuck off

You motherfucking fuckmonkey.

Oooh, I hope my mum doesn't read this.

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Pachey, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:31, archived)

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:32, archived)

Old school!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:34, archived)

What the cranberry!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:51, archived)

Arse

wipe

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:41, archived)

DO NOT DO A "TOP TIP" THING IT WILL BE SHIT. PRESS ESC.

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my mum, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:42, archived)

heh:

"my compliments to Crispin's gay gay gay gay gay gay gay dirt munching underling"

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:21, archived)

BOB SAGET!

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:12, archived)

cats are evil

FACT

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)

Javoll, mein Kommandant

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)

psssst...

(Russian hat?)

phew it's hot!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:14, archived)

Ras

cist

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TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)

I have this wicked WW2 Polish poster that says:

_{Milk for kids! They Need It To Survive!}

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)

There's a cat Hitler

in my street. Keep meaning to take a picture of. I guess now I'l have to do it Chaplin.

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TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:14, archived)

I love dogs in clothes me

(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:03, archived)

Ebony and Ivory

Live together in perfect harmony
Side-by-side in my kennel freak-show
Geeks, Oh
Why can't we?

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TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:04, archived)

Woo(f)!

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)

ho hum

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)

New

Thread?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)

Old

idea

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:02, archived)

new pants?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:03, archived)

Old stain

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:03, archived)

new love

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)

old

ladies

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)

New hope

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)

old fluids

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)

New tons

Cradle

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)

old physics

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:20, archived)

New Matic

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 15:03, archived)

posting rubbish is the future!

i say we sacrifice the blue heathen to one of the giant kitten gods

(Azzek!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:02, archived)

but the bandwagons are fun!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:06, archived)

what

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:30, archived)

nessie vs the A team

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mutated monty, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)

Woo!

I made a cabbage gun once . . .
no, no I didn't . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)

There was a young man called Dave
who found a dead whore in a cave
he said, "just my luck to get a cold fuck,
but think of the money I'll save"

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:53, archived)

It's

funny 'cos it's troooo :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)

You only know because you were that dead whore!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)

Ohhhh...

let's have a 'make a limerick' game...

Me first:

"There once was a clever old vicar..."

phew it's hot!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)

who decided that it would be quicker

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:57, archived)

instead of a Sermon

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:58, archived)

he'd capture some vermin

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)

and shove them up somebody's knickers.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)

nice finish!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:02, archived)

speak for yourself!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:04, archived)

*wipes*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:04, archived)

yeeeech!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)

hehehe

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)

to scream out in german

(

blenderboy, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)

all that bumming is making me sicker.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)

es bildete Jerusalem sounded slicker!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)

and stop all the veteran's tickers!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)

das schlong ist grossen geht weiter!

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Purple Onion, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)

I'll dress as a merman

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)

If I see a mer-maid then I'll kick her.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:03, archived)

to rub in more lube

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:58, archived)

from his grandmother's tube,

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)

and make anal entry even quicker!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)

to never wear pants

(

Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)

but a long line of ants

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)

that put too much strain on his ticker.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)

kept making his line of sight flicker

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)

with a large millipede for the zipper!

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)

have another

There was an old man from Northampton

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)

who thought he was peter frampton

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)

whenever he tried

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)

to make limericks rhyme,

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)

He completely failed. Oh, and he couldn't make it scan either.

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)

hahaha!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)

At the wedding of Susie and Martin . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)

Doctor Evans could not stop farting

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:14, archived)

He blew out the candles

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:15, archived)

and broke all the handles

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)

and gave the choir mistress a parting.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)

and swung the brass handles

EDIT: BAH!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)

He parped through the hymns

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:15, archived)

to make up for his sins,

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)

and broke wind as they were departing.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)

and trumped at the rings

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)

and on a bit of a whim

(

Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)

removed the disabled parking

/gave the verger a centre parting

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)

ACE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)

In a choirboy he pushed his big part in.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)

he was shot dead in southampton

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)

hahaha

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)

Who was dead, so was really a Phantom

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)

his ghostly presence

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)

gave bird flu to pheasants

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)

and also killed mother's chrysanthemum.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)

lovely!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:11, archived)

I'm enjoying this game :)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:14, archived)

me too, I'm so glad I came

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)

For once, while at work...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:25, archived)

I don't look a berk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:26, archived)

although some of these are a bit tame.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:33, archived)

Limericks are Bazoo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:26, archived)

and me.

ISIHAC!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)

pssst!

The post above yours is a new one . . .
read it again! I am enjoying this game, me too, I'm so glad I came!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:20, archived)

aha!

done it!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:26, archived)

with comedy timing . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:27, archived)

which caused all the fowl to contract 'em!

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)

He walked through the wall

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)

and bruised his left ball

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)

and now he can't get up and at 'em.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)

and left a large bruise on his hampton!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)

arf!

www.b3ta.com/board/5229404

phew it's hot!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)

when visiting friends on the coast...

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)

it's polite to always take toast

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:14, archived)

and also take care

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:15, archived)

you'd better beware

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)

or you'll find yourself suddenly spitroast

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)

hahahaha!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:20, archived)

Ace!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)

hehehe

(

Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)

new one

THERE WASN'T A MAN FROM KENTUCKY

(

Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)

no, sir, it was a large ducky

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:20, archived)

he lost his face

(

Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)

in the annual boatrace

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)

beat Oxford and Cambridge, how lucky!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)

hehehe

excellent!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)

he finished, he was quite plucky

(

Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)

He looked like a runt,

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)

and had a very large punt

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)

of a bird who's minge was mucky

(

Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)

so his missus was everso lucky!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:24, archived)

and as a brave stunt

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)

he flew! Now wasn't that lucky?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)

when taking tea with the Queen

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:24, archived)

Remember not to be seen...

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:27, archived)

to hide 'neath a curtain

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:28, archived)

Is naughty, for certain,

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:28, archived)

and could be construed as obscene!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:28, archived)

excellent!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:30, archived)

BRILL!

now go and Woo! my pun . . .
up there!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:31, archived)

for fear of being shot

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:28, archived)

By a Duke up your bot.

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:29, archived)

could turn her royal face somewhat green.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:31, archived)

lettuce see it!

(

harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)

you can't

COS the vegetarian society impounded it . . .
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)

They were fed up of me ROMAINE around killing people . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:02, archived)

epilepsy can cause psychopathic tendencies,

have you had any caesers lately?

yay!

(

Purple Onion, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)

Jus' (Chinese) leaf it, will ya!?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:24, archived)

wow

plesiosaurs are great

(dinobiscuits, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)

this brings so many good memories from my childhood

obsession with the a-team and diplodocus's

edit: or brontosaurus which is also a good one

(

northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)

Haha!

take a suck on my new woo

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)

That disturbs me

and excites me in equal quantities

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:06, archived)

the my work is done here!

*mounts spunkasaurus and rides into sunset...*

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)

oh Wasp Box, take me with you...

there's no life left for me here

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)

if you put on this gingham dress

you're in

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)

*puts on*

*rearranges baps*
*lets hair blow in the wind*

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:24, archived)

hahahaahaha

jesus christ

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)

Nah,

Jesus had a beard ;¬)

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:15, archived)

non-woo version is below

www.b3ta.com/board/5229023

I thought it came out rather well...

maybe I should have made it magenta though

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)

The great B3ta caption competition! Take four!

Name them, and tell me what they're saying!

(

Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:49, archived)

Jim and Freida

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:52, archived)

LOL

YAY.

(

Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:52, archived)

Hahahaha!

EDIT: Which is Jim?
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:53, archived)

The one who has done a Kia Ora in his pantaloons

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:57, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I showed my mum the LOL one.

She pissed herself.

literally.

She's a bit old you see.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)

tee hee

(

Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:57, archived)

Hurrah!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)

"If you don't return my monkey immediately I'll..."

"I'm sorry, it got ran over by a tractor"

(Mr_Bobbins, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)

a tad to coarse?

(peewee13, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:57, archived)

Cor, that's a bit vulgar.

Good job!

(

Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:58, archived)

fastnfilthy

(

harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:47, archived)

Haha!

I love mince!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:49, archived)

Mince is fan-bloody-tastic!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)

that's sick but then, so is this

(peewee13, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:03, archived)

*gags*

I cant believe someone would drive a Triumph Herald!

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)

why is he giving him

a condom??

(

olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:41, archived)

good lord!

hehehe

(

mutated monty, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

I always like to meat another punster!

Woo!
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:49, archived)

Hehe...

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:50, archived)

Beef fair . . .

his was a slightly different take . . .
arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:52, archived)

ooh

nicer

woo!

(

harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:52, archived)

That's some nice looking mince!

looks like that sort that comes from the butcher

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)

Yeah butchers are tasty

because of the high iron content

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)

Hurray for mince!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:53, archived)

The finest of suspicious beef products!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)

nasty'n'nifty

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:03, archived)

Adding fuel to the fire....

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)

hmmmm this just adds to them though ;)

(

northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:49, archived)

With any luck, this will be the final nail in the coffin.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:50, archived)

Yes

Until the next final nail

(

GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)

I said that and then you posted another one,

you bloody bugger.

(

darth munki is flipping livid, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:53, archived)

Ah shitters.

Sorry mate, I missed your one.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:03, archived)

1337

(peewee13, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)

*chortles*

you made fluid leak from my face

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)

I would like to leak fluid onto your face

(peewee13, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)

hold on a sec

let me put my glasses on

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)

that sounds like you run a specialist website.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)

pfffft

*narfs*

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)

Hahahaha

Although violets must be more of a #9900FF

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)

dont be silly, thats indigo

remember the school rhyme? Richard Of York Gave #3030B0 #9900FF #0000FF

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)

ha ha i'm loving these

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)

There are 10 types of people . . .

those who understand binary . . .
and complete mongers!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)

UNIX is basically a simple operating system,

but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

(peewee13, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:46, archived)

Linux is very user-friendly

It's just very picky about who its friends are

(

GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:52, archived)

People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but what's worse if you play them forwards, they install Windows.

(peewee13, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:58, archived)

ha ha ha

great

fucking geeks

(peewee13, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)

Im not a geek

_{Workbench 1.3 pwns}

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:48, archived)

#0000ff

that's blue not violet

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:48, archived)

Bindun

Many many moons ago (have it saved somewhere).

However... Woo none the less

(

GeordieSteve, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)

lala

that's so hromantic! and funny

(tickled_egg, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)

The obvious solution...

(

MartinH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)

Hahahahahah

thats classic... It will work though, its great stuff!

(soupeh came out of lurking on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)

Hurrah!

Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)

*inserts my 1st post (now lost) ' lemmysip' - ignored by all, done identically by someone else months later and FP'd*

*struggles to get over it*

(

harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)

Have a retrospective woo, yay, houpla!

(

MartinH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)

Ner ner ner ner

(

The Neville What what what, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:34, archived)

Ooh!

Deep poetry . . .
Is he a milestone?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:36, archived)

he's singing along to the kaiser chiefs

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:36, archived)

hehehe

i hate that band

(

Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)

this^^

no, not that, this^^

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)

ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner NE-VILLE!

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:36, archived)

Hurrah!

My very own theme tune.

How's you? Found yourself some internets then?

(

The Neville What what what, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)

at them thar universitas

i have to leave for some learningness now. bleh.

edit: although i shall be in the computer lab, so probably monitoring b3ta instead of doing my coursework

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)

Lies! All lies!

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:36, archived)

is he

an ambulance?

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:36, archived)

Yaaaaay!

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)

That's just how feel today

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:50, archived)

oi you!

Final time i'll try and ask.........done yer stings yet fella?

that's a very special pic as ever btw.

(

mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:57, archived)

Unfortunaterly

not. I got some random things made, but nothing that seems speshul enough. And I need some way to
get them onto tape, which requires a little more effort on my part

(

The Neville What what what, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:32, archived)

Oh noes! More job cuts!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:17, archived)

argh

Your posts make me want to top myself.

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)

pfft!

(

harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:20, archived)

Hehehehe!

*stabs Zak in the head with flake*
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)

saucy!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)

I got 99 problems

...

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)

That's because your boyfriend

should be the other way up . . .
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)

hahahahahahaha

spooooooooooooooons

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)

My Grandad topped himself...

(

AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)

*licks Angrydave's Grandad's head*

Mmmmm!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)

pun 'n' tonic!

Don't mind if I do!

*adds a gallon of Kia Ora*
Yippee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:32, archived)

careful

you'll go over your limit!

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)

no, no . . . no, no, no, no . . . no, no, no, no

THERE'S NO LIMIT!
when it comes to delicious Kia Ora!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)

techno techno techno techno

\*switches to ravemode*

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)

Don't worry

when it comes to Kia Ora, Dave knows what he's doing.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)

Pffft!

"Would you like crushed nuts with that?"

"Aye, and how would yer like yer tits blown off?"

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)

'you ever been picked up by the fuzz?'

'no, but I've been swung round by the tits a few times . . . '

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:36, archived)

"nope, but i've been swung round by me tits"

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)

Winner!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)

yes

but then she put him back down and everybody clapped.

(

PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)

I got told that joke saturday night.

"A police report said that a man covered himself in almonds, chocolate sauce, hundreds and thousands, and cherries."

"Police say he topped himself".

It was his birthday so I let him off with a giggle. Still, at 44, he should know better!

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)

:-D

(

Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)

"no more bazoo cake"

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)

No!

More bazoo Cayke! Yippee!
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)

no more?

bazoo!

cake?

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)

Yippee!

*bathes in cayke!*
Yummo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)

No bazoo

more cake!

(

Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)

bazooka knows more

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)

Zoo cake!

Bah!

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)

Ha ha ah!

Chris: Hey little dude, how about some ice cream?
Stewie: Yes I could go for a frozen treat right about now. But no sprinkles. And for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)

that kid is going to get so much action when he grows up

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:20, archived)

Meg: Mom guess what! I made the Flag Girl squad
Stewie: Flag Girl? Ummmm, yes good for you... Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)

"you! fetch me a copy of the wall street journal!

you two! fight to the death!"

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)

Hahahahahahaa

Aceness.

How are you today, mr dave?

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:20, archived)

I be perky, ta!

you?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)

Knackered.. too much binging ;)

Good that you're perky. You'll start sagging soon though; y'know, in old age.

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)

NEVER!

*begins to sag*

Bah! Isn't it ironic!?

*phones Alanis Morissette*
just to abuse her

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)

The ironic thing is that nothing in that song is actually ironic

They're just all shit things to happen.

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)

eh?

Alanis wrote a song about irony?

I was just ringing to annoy her . . .
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:33, archived)

i leave her answer phone messages every day

telling her she's a filthy lezzer and she needs her quim trimmed

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)

Tell her to get her fucking hands out of her pocket

Fucking hippy twat.

And whilst she's at it, she can get rid of that fucking peace sign too. What does she think this is? Fucking china?

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)

Hahahaha!

'an' another thing, Naive Amoeba say get yer hands out of yer pockets yer filthy lezza! . . . hello? hello?'

Bah! She hung up!
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)

Hahaha

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)

*rings Rod Stewart instead*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:47, archived)

Maybe that's

what's ironic about the song?

(

S tr app y, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:34, archived)

pffffffffftttttttttt!!!!!!

(

northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)

The bastards!

Is Mr Kipling your arch-nemisis, Mr the Hat?

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)

well, he does hold 51% of the Kia Ora

shares, thus hiking the price to an unrealistic level . . .
the great fanny!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)

Have you/a. n. other done anything with this yet?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4347638.stm

"Workers on strike at a baked bean factory" sounds like it should be a Two Ronnies "and finally..." story.

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)

They're only striking because the union says they . . .

. . .

. . .

can!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)

That joke is just a has bean

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)

put a lid on it

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)

Don't be so saucy.

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)

I've got 57 comebacks for that

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)

Oh come on... what's tomato with you, eh?

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)

I'm a bit creamed

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:32, archived)

bean dun

shirley

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:34, archived)

souper!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:48, archived)

*falls off chair*

pffft!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)

Arf!

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)

trippy

(

Jonnee generic comment, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)

Coo!

My first rotating starfish! Thanks!
err . . . what does it eat?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)

It won't be your last, I'm sure

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)

that makes me want to watch Krull

"Lysssaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:36, archived)

'Ave another...

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)

VUVU!

*jumpts on Vuvu*
Yippee! ta.

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)

Argghh!

Easy,

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:32, archived)

Pfft!

:¬)

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)

Oh noes!

that Mr Kipling's a bloddy racist!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)

*nods*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)

and his hair smell of farts

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:33, archived)

AND

www.b3ta.com/board/5229147
*cries* My precious . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:34, archived)

The bloody bugger!

but his Bakewell Slices are exceedingly good.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:43, archived)

and I did enjoy the Jungle Book . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)

and Scouts was good fun too

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)

arf!

'noon

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:34, archived)

'lo ZW!

How's you?
and the family?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)

I's just fine and dandy...

but spending too much time out of the office trying to train people, then having to cram normal work into the remaining hours... leaving less time for B3ta!

Pah!

family lovely!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)

you!?

train!?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Great! More puntastic photoshoppers is what we need!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:46, archived)

Fear not -

it's not training in wordsmithery nor Photoshop... but building and maintaining websites (pffft!)

I am teh techie (not)

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:52, archived)

Bah!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:58, archived)

That news is shocking

It is good that your brough it to our attention!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)

I am a public service broadcaster!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)

science channel's on the blink again...

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:15, archived)

*doesnt get it*

I got an E in physics at A level. Does that still count for anything?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:17, archived)

may help...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interference

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)

*ahem*

"The principle of superposition of waves states that the resultant displacement at a point is equal to the sum of the displacements of different waves at that point..."

That drives the ladies WILD on a friday night

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)

it does if you're me...

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:32, archived)

well, let me tell you about harmonic resonance...

*vibrates*

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)

i'm not kidding

intelligence is sexy

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)

*has a degree*

*is a teacher*

*beats up Pinter and steals Nobel*

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)

at least it's better than

a degree in media studies

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)

Hey! I have an HND one of those...

...Suffolk College sent it to me when I failed my A-level Physics.

Fact!

Edit: I also have a "Minibus Awareness Certificate" awarded to me by the University of Kent.

(Papagato RackSpanner, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)

A have an A

in General Studies

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:32, archived)

Fucker!

I got a D :(

OH! I feel so worthless.

(Papagato RackSpanner, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:33, archived)

The only question I remember was: Put these periods in order:

Classical, Baroque, Romantic, Deco

and I was reprimanded for muttered "hurhurhur, roque..."

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)

baroque, romantic, classical, deco?

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:43, archived)

Classical (NOT Neo-Classical) Baroque, Romantic, Deco

have a sticker

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:47, archived)

well done

*awards sticker that says "i'm speshul"*

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:34, archived)

Yay!

now I have a sticker too!

*Wears with pride*

(Papagato RackSpanner, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)

geek!

i got an 'n' haha :D

(

northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:20, archived)

but an E is useless!

I cant even remember how to ~~steal~~ wire up a car stereo!

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)

oooh

i wish i'd taken physics now
/has cisco networking in 40 min...
Get off my hat!

(

Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:17, archived)

Hehehehe!

Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)

ha ha ha

very good!

(

Dr. trouser, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)

heh, bang on!

I'm an interferometryologist!

Woo! I understand something posted on b3ta!

(Papagato RackSpanner, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)

*waves*

Woo
------
Moo

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Rincewind, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:20, archived)

nice :)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:20, archived)

Hahah

awful, just awful.

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:20, archived)

You bastard

I fuching love you I do

(

TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)

Yoghurt Chucker!

that made me spray chewed up wholegrain bread all over the place.

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)

i say

that's beautifully wrong!

(

mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)

extremely well done!

if a little nsfw
Get off my hat!

(

Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)

haha

I'd love to be sacked for this.

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)

not sacked...

suspended!
(profile)
Get off my hat!

(

Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)

i see no explanation

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:20, archived)

i go to college...

^spacker

(

Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)

thanks

cunt

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)

hello there

people

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)

ha ha!

"Look mummy, it's a Spunkasaurus"

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)

pfft!

(

Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:13, archived)

and so he is named!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:14, archived)

Yay!

WOO!

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:17, archived)

hahaha

(Oy! Dave's getting wet down there V V V)

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)

eh?

when you say 'down there' . . .

*blushes*
*crosses legs*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)

Ooops. "Our little secret"

...I forgot.

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:14, archived)

He certainly is virile

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)

frighteningly so.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:14, archived)

just out of interest,

how many hats do you have?
Get off my hat!

(

Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:15, archived)

20 i think

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:33, archived)

yay!

I can see them all now and every one is special but that stetson just does it for me :)

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)

Ace!

that's much more Rik's style . . .
Arf! Spank me, Richard!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)

hahahaha!

Perfect.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)

*SNORT*

That's appalling funny.

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)

Lunch Time

Today I am having homemade tomato soup a la Twig (where IS he these days?) with ciabatta followed by a pear. What are you having for lunch?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)

'Dudley Zoo and a kipper tie!'

cupasoups Dave!
Hurrah!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)

An entire zoo?

Cor.. maybe you should have chips with that.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

Hmmm . . . OK

Dudley Zoo and chips and a kipper tie!
Yum! Chicken Kerrazzey salad!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)

Dudley Zoo or chips?

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)

Chips!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:13, archived)

puns or chips?

DECIDE!

(

Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)

Puns!

with a pickled egg

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)

Dur!

no contest! I'm a-fried I'd choose puns anyday!
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)

sugar?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

Hahahaha

Yam aroight, mayte?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

Tintern Abbey . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)

herges adventures of ...?

(stone the crows, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)

yam yam yam yam yam yam yam

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)

Pasta with a Covent Garden Carbonara sacue.

yum!

(

Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)

Ooh they do sauces now?

How handy!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

They do...

Quite good, still think their soups are better though. Smoked Bacon and Lentil...

/drools

(

Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)

Tomato and veg cup-a-soup

lemon curd tart,and a penguin.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)

Lemon curd tart?

I've not heard of that before. I bet it's rich.

I hope you have something to dunk in your soup.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)

Wahoo! I was getting hungry!

Today it's a Cornish pastie. Not your "Ginsters" rubbish, but hand-made by the baker in the village, with stewed steak and cubes of turnip and swede and potato and carrot and gravy...

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)

mmmmm

what a lovely selection of vegetables in your pastie.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)

Yes!

I want one of those now!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)

repost starter

with a bandwagon main course.

I'm going to skip pudding as I'm on a diet.

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)

Well

I think you will have a feast on the bandwagons alone :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)

*passes 'Anything goes' to Zak*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)

*BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP*

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)

Yes, I find 'Anything goes'

tends to repeat on me quite horribly...

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)

Are you having your bandwagon flambée'd?

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)

*lights spork*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)

watch the rac van

it could get stuck.
best have it before the a team so mr t can bash it down.
*nods knowledgely*
Get off my hat!

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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)

b3ta.com/board/5229030

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)

stop grinning at me!

(

Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)

I can't help it

You're so pretty.

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)

*blushes*

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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:13, archived)

a thai chicken wrap

covertly eaten in the computer room. ammmmmm! telliiiiiin!

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)

You live life on the edge

AICMFP.

Eat it carefully.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)

it's so true

i can feel the adrenaline waves coming now...*surfs*

*tries not to get chilli in the keyboard*

(

eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)

chilli on cock

aicmfp

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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)

Some loverly chunky homemade mushroom soup

and a couple of sesame seed rolls.
:¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)

mmmmm

Mushroom soup can be dodgy. I hope it was homemade.. that's braw!

Sesame seed rolls are the business.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)

A small pig stuffed with cheese!

arbiters Horrible.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

How did you get the pig to eat all the cheese?

We should be told.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)

Feed them on

stuffed acorns.(not computers, but from oak trees).

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)

who said anything about eating?

*puts on gloves*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)

Heh heh heh

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:17, archived)

two boiled eggs

wholegrain bread, fresh coffee and some salami

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)

*parp*

That's a lovely lunch but sounds a bit anti-social ;)

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)

who cares

Im a teacher. Let the little spacktards suffer

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)

lasagna

with pita ... hmm lunch

(

toadfish, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)

lasagne is good

but my tip is.. don't eat it four days in a row.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)

cheese and tomato bagels, fat coke, crisps, 2 apples, banana

and a big slice of fruit cake

(

The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)

That is a fine lunch

damn fine.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)

Yay!

Sainsburies chicken and stuffing sandwich, orange juice and springwater.
(I haven't seen the twigster in aaaaaages!)

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)

A nice healthy lunch

you should be glowing after that.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)

Roast Lamb

Roast Potatos
Carrots
Peas
Sweetcorn
Gravy
Bread Roll
Tea

Hiya Flower

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)

Crikey.

That's rather a substantial lunch.

*looks mournfully at sandwich*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)

'ning Doc 'ning Sid

*passes over a couple of roasties*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)

Ta!

I can tell they've lost a bit of their crunchyness, what with being microwaved, but more than adequate, nevertheless.

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:14, archived)

I think

we have a winner!

(

toadfish, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)

Blimey Mr Bun

Are you at home today? That's a lunch fit of a king on a Sunday!

Now look, you've upset the locals.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)

*waves spork angrily*

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)

*waves aunt sporkily*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:20, archived)

I cooked last night plated it up and microwaved it back to edible temprature today

You're a doing splendid job immitating Prunes :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)

I don't so much imitate him

I'd rather say he influenced me.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)

You're doing a great job being influenced by Prunes :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)

I just had a

jacket potato with Cheese and beans and a hint of mustard mixed in.

All washed down with water.

I did have a Kit Kat chunky for lunch earlier, but I ate it tooo early :(

Thanks for teh advice on Friday too!

The girls loved the chocolate. But I couldnt find a copy of Hello magazine in tescos, so i bought them Marie Clare instead.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)

A fine lunch

The Duke would be pleased at the inclusion of mustard so I must commend you.

By the way, it wasn't MY suggestion (hello and chocolate) but I thought it was very sound advice.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)

Yes, mustard is good

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)

Darn straight!

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:14, archived)

That's obviously how good

an imitation it is of The Duke!

I didnt even notice :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:17, archived)

roasted chicken breasts w/herbs

some green salad + bread
a can of coke
a fag

(

olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)

A lunch fit for a French person

living in French France.

I'm pleased at the inclusion of green salad. Leaves can be ace!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)

A mini milk

some cherryade and a carrot

(

blenderboy, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)

Mini Milk!

They are exceedingly braw.

Your lunch looks a bit unsubstantial. Perhaps chips would be a good idea.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)

I was just about to post today's edition but I'll save it for tomorrow

I'm having two pastrami, cheese and horseradish rolls, a bag of walnuts and a litre of water.

Good work!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)

Hmm . . .

You want chips with that!
'lo! *waves*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)

Hullooooo!

I do want chips but I have none and hae no money with me to buy some, bah!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)

Thanks, Duke

I hope I didn't tread on your toes by posting too early.

Your lunch sounds mighty fine (despite not having chips) but I am a bit concerned.. only TWO rolls? No Tunnock's Wafers or logs?. Are you on a diet?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)

diet? ho ho ho! no diet for me! ho ho ho!

I was in a ruch this morning and forgot half of my lunch but I have discoved a couple of pork pies which I left in a PC case about a week ago, they smell safe so I may risk eating them.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:15, archived)

Hahaha

Good engineering practice - always leave a few snacks behind for the next person. *Checks inside PC for pork pies*

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)

more like I put them there and forgot about them

and accidentally found them this morning.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)

Perfect timing

just as I get into work, it's Dave The Facts! Lunchtime!

One tuna savoury & cream cheese roll, one cheese and crunchy pickle roll, a can of Tango and a cup of tea.

Shouldn't Dave The Facts rip-offs have slighly different spelling? Dave The Fakts, perhaps?

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trumpet, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)

AHEM!

This is no rip-off! Lovely Pot has undertaken hours of meticulous research in the Dave the Hat archives . . .
so there!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)

This

After I have finished my next research for DTF backups I must ensure that the text isn't so squashed to the left. Also the spacing between lines is too big. I am still an apprentice though but am learning fast!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:15, archived)

Yes, you're doing a fine job

you make me proud.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)

*glows*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)

It's no rip off

she's my deputy. She researches DtF when it looks like I won't be around to spread the good news about Dave.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)

I do like the sound of your lunch

especially the tuna and cream cheese bit. I've not tried that. *makes a note*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:13, archived)

it's the first time i've tried it

it's lully.

Profound apologies for suggesting that you're anything but a loyal assistant too...

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trumpet, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)

Don't worry

I didn't pout nor flounce at that remark :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)

1 poached egg

beans

2 slices toast.

water...

i must be on a diet or something...

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)

A simple lunch

but I predict it will hit the spot.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:15, archived)

jam sandwich

with aduki & chickpea salad
Get off my hat!

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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)

Aduki?

That sounds like an Italian sports car.

Does chickpea salad go well with that?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)

Mmmmmm

marinated chicken kebab on a bed of basmati rice with a tomato and onion salad and a dollop or two of Ancona pepper sauce. Oh, and a bottle of Lucozade, haven't decided yet between original or orange.

(SpittyWoonerism, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)

That's braw!

I recommend the original Lucozade.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:17, archived)

I had pasta with tomato sauce and veggies

a slice of bread and salad on the side
had a snickers icecream bar after.

I'm in a good mood today
going to Tenerife tomorrow and staying there for the next week

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)

That sounds good

but I hope the tomato sauce wasn't ketchup.

Make sure you take a supply Of Tunnock's logs with you. I believe there is a shortage of them out there.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)

Today

I am having 2 Egg mayonnaise rolls, a packet of Quavers, a packet of Walkers Smokey bacon crisps and a Twix.

Washed down with 500ml of Diet Coke with Lime!

And then maybe a cup of tea.

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)

Egg mayo rolls are braw

I suggest you take a few quavers and shove them in the rolls... the crunchiness combined with the creaminess causes braw juxtapositionism.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)

I did and it was bazoo!

A soft yet crunchy dichotomy wrapped in a floured bap!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)

You, sir

are a wise man*. A wise man* indeed.

*or lady

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)

Man

*checks to make sure*

Yes! Still a man!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)

today i have

steak stirfry with red, green and yellow peppers and noodles.
[and my webcam is crappy]

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)

dis

gusting

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toadfish, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:13, archived)

*snigger*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)

That probably tastes better than it looks

You needn't have linked that. Lunchtime pictures should be shared!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:20, archived)

Dunno yet

though the missus left some of her Sunday dinner in the kitchen yesterday (pork loin steak, potatoes, broccoli, carrots with garlic and onion gravy) and I'm sorely tempted to heat it up.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:17, archived)

Heat that dinner up!

nothing is better than the dinner of someone else, if she jars you blame me.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:20, archived)

Listen to the Duke

He knows of what he speaks.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)

It's already in the microwave

she's gone to work

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)

good, good, good

that's what I like to hear. If she complains just buy her a bar of chocolate and the latest issue of Hello magazine, that'll keep her quiet.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)

You are the oracle

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:32, archived)

Do it you know it makes sense :)

arse...my typing is bad today

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)

mmm, soup and ciabatta

a bit light for you though Duke?

EDIT: aha, i thought something was up, its not the Duke at all - had me all confussed

my eyes were drawn to the falafal pita pockets in the local shop, but the low calorie count made me plump for a pork pie too.

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)

I was in a rush this morning and forgot most of my lunch

which is not good, I will barely be alive by hometime.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)

It's good that you are keeping your eye on calories

You need lots at lunchtime... 100% of fact (which, apart from food, is what lunchtime is all about... facts).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:34, archived)

i try not to have more than 700

otherwise i fall aslzzzzzzzzz.....

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)

Hurrah!

Parma ham and french bread with a lubberly cup of tea.

Making the most of home food while I still can!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)

That is a wonderful no nonsense lunch

highly commendable for a Monday.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)

Red lester cheese with crackers

big dollop of pickle with a special K bar with cream soda

and a damn report due for 3

(fluffytail, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)

Pickle! yes!

and Creme Soda too!

Forget the report while you eat.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:43, archived)

Sausage.

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:47, archived)

As we are P.R -ING..

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)

Public Relations-ing?

Where's my hooker and free sandwiches?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)

if your friend jumped off a cliff

...

meh

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)

i posted this on a slow Sat atfernoon

so now the dayshift can see it,see i'm good to you lot!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)

I posted this . . .

but only once . . .
Because I obey the rules!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

*jumps off Cliff*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)

hehe

Oooh look! Everyone's giving McFlimby some money....

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

What's your paypal account e-mail?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)

Yay!!

No more puns!
Hoorah!! ; )

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)

dance!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)

RICHARD YOU SEXY BASTARD

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)

OH NOES, SUDDENLY MY SECRET IDENTITY IS MELTED AWAY

pfffft!

how're you

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)

great :)

how's the maternal octegenarian of footwear?

/rubbish

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)

he's fine, but needed more sleep

Brberiieuri!!!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)

*injects sedative*

shhhhh...

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eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)

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