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Purple 'nob' ('knob'?)

Does anyone know if b3ta has copyright on the 'purple nob' device? If so, I believe b3ta has a claim against 'nobphone' for this blatant theft!

Second, we're having an argument in the office as to whether 'nob' should actually be 'knob'? There is a school of thought that says that the only reason you used to see 'nob' written on walls (as in 'spurs is a nob') is because the hoopers couldn't spell it... but willing to be corrected.

(grim-rita, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:35, archived)

i always spell it nob.

i imagine the gods of curse spelling aren't too fussy.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:36, archived)

no helicopter, bridge or shark

so therefore it is not real.

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:37, archived)

I spell it knob, at least.

Nob is a derogatory term for a posh person.

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Shada, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:37, archived)

^ i agree with the above statement.

i also wish i was crisps.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:39, archived)

Knob

Agreed, I'd spell it 'knob' too. If they wanted 'nob' as in posh person, perhaps a picture of Brian Sewell rather than a purple penis would have been more appropriate.

(grim-rita, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:40, archived)

I call it sweaty cock

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:38, archived)

nob is a nob

knob is a door handle

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:39, archived)

I raise you a nob car

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:43, archived)

*googles*

fucking hell.

www.nobphone.co.uk/

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rob, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:48, archived)

life imitates art

imitates juvenile pillockry

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)

Hahaha!

Do you think they've been hacked or something?

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)

I hope so!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:24, archived)

i've got that as an audiobook

it's a great bedtime read

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)

I hated him when I

saw an old clip of him. It was in black and white. Talk about sensory deprivation.

W/Y to you monkeon, as ever.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)

pffffffffffffffffffft!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)

hehehe

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:29, archived)

ha ha!!

*reaches for giant plastic hammer*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)

Oi!

I was using that!

*hammers giant square into giant triangular hole*

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:36, archived)

*fears*

mimes are terrofying.

they remind me of the only scary episode of buffy.

(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)

yay

I don't have words to describe this.

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)

hahaha

you still make me smile muchly.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)

* fuck + click yeah - translated from the mime

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:35, archived)

hahaha!

Challenge entry?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)

I call him Norman

and before you ask...awfull

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w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

mastercard's new mascot?

woo to this

(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)

who gave him pink eye?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)

Very good

By the way:

My dog has no cock.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)

jimmy carr?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:24, archived)

It's a bitch.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)

that's life

that's what all the people saaaay!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)

the bastard

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w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)

how does he anally penetrate you?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)

With a strapon

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)

omg

we think as one!

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w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)

ZOMBLEGOGS!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)

ha ha!!

get married and open a pet shop

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:29, archived)

we could sell him toger 4dam?

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w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)

hahaha

I'd buy that

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:33, archived)

for a dollar

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:34, archived)

ha ha!!

look at his lil lipstick!!

*glees*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:33, archived)

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:36, archived)

ewwww

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:38, archived)

snicker

fuck

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:41, archived)

do your worst

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w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:44, archived)

Last night I was running

round the house with my head inside my teeshirt with a teddy bears head sticking out the top. It scared the shit (almost literally) out of my 3 year old daughter. The 4 y/o just thought it was funny.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:47, archived)

with his strap-on

duh!

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w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)

With her nose

of course.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)

But how does she.....

never mind

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:29, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

Art in stockings!

Woo!

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)

ha ha! so do i...

i mean, so i've heard!!

:D

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)

I expected 4dam to say that...

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)

it was 4dam that bought them for me

you should have seen his little face
light up when i...

...erm

I feel a bit embarrassed now

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

put them on your head and rob a bank?

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)

half right...

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:17, archived)

pfft!

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)

put them on your legs and rub a back?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)

that tart!

This *NSFW* is what he bought me...

I'd advise you not to look

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)

I WANT TO LOOK

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:29, archived)

THEN LOOK DAMMIT!

and prepare for a treat

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:33, archived)

I can't at work

I'll be erect for the rest of the afternoon thinking about it now

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:35, archived)

to be honest

i don't think it's nsfw - but I understand that a picture of me in a lacy red thong could cause an embarrasing accident.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:41, archived)

*blink*

I never was any good at following advise...

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)

I advise you

to replace the letter s with a c to make the word advice.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)

thanks...

didn't notice the mistake...it's on account of my being a dirty foreign bird...

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:38, archived)

I'm married to one of them:

well she's foreign and she used to be dirty:

Ahhh the memories.

Edit: What I should have said is: well your English is better than my foreign; or something equally patronising.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:40, archived)

probably so...

but then these days even my English is better than my foreign

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:45, archived)

My wife's personal favourite is:

"Your English is very good."

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:49, archived)

ding dong

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:40, archived)

*immacs*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)

nsf my eyes

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:44, archived)

*spluffs*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)

I think he's

having a slow day ...

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

Sorry I was behind the bike sheds havin a crafty tab

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)

an 4dam style <s> joke:

~~tab~~ wank

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:38, archived)

hahahaha

class

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MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)

He's got to snap some time ...

I just want him to throw the bird over his knee and spank him raw while shouting "You love that don't you bitch"

Why's everyone looking at me like that?

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

Hilary would probably enjoy that.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

thats the naughty rabbit right?

I'm a lady, and even I'd like to give that bunny a good spank!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

*buys filming rights*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)

*clicks on profile*

*sulks*

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:29, archived)

it's true

/allowed to say it

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)

*chases through the woods*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:18, archived)

Woo!

(Dooley, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)

is it just me...

or has Art been working out lately?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:17, archived)

have you been working out lately?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

It’s the bike-jacket he’s wearing……

It hugs your midsection. Makes you look more trim than you actually are…….that’s why I never take mine off……..

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

tee heee

*takes notes* his hair is also looking rather long, I like his new look.... please convey my compliments to him. Ta!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)

And he looks different, too.

I think his face is smaller/pointier or something.

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:57, archived)

yay

fantastic!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:18, archived)

hehe

we have a john winters near us!

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w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

haha!

Have you inked this strip differently or something? I can't quite put my finger on it, but it appears a bit 'cleaner/crisper' than previous SA strips.

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

IT'S THE GREY CIRCLES

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)

They are the source of my power.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)

Working at a higher res.

Used to work at 200dpi but I’ve upped it to 300dpi.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)

Nice one. Looks good.

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:24, archived)

for just the strip or all your work?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:24, archived)

The change is only new to the strip.

I’ve always worked at a high resolution for ‘proper’ artwork.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)

hehehe

soupherb!

do we get to see art being a bit curious?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:24, archived)

bi-curious?

and sort your sausage fingers out mate

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)

..............?

Pardon?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)

Yay!

If you're back cartooning, does this mean we finally get to find out how Captain Krisp survived the explosion?

That was a pretty nasty cliffhanger you left on...

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)

Mel's Gone too far this time!

CFB

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

I want a Calippo now

Damnit.
oh and RIS?

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

spot the jews in the background

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

I thought they were gangsters

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:09, archived)

pffft nicely done

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:09, archived)

Cheers

Went to see Pirates of the Caribbean 2 last week and spotted the poster.
Couldn't resist after his latest outburst.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:11, archived)

Gibson - your friendly local nazi

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

Haha

woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

heh

(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

haha!

grand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)

hmmmmm....

the reason you are all struggling is because he has small eyes. now they are bigger. damn

hmmm not sure if it's a bit too subtle.

original

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

ermmm,,,

he's slightly cross-eyed?

and how am I scary????

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

at a guess

i'd say it was your clingyness
and inability to drop a subject :D
or
www.b3ta.com/board/6251368

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:03, archived)

funny.

that's what they said at my last court hearing for stalking.

I am in your fridge.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

I had a logisitics meeting this morning. IT WAS POO.

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:09, archived)

i suffered through an entire hour of a Skills for Life presentation yesterday :(

in my notes i wrote
"all work and no play makes andy a dull boy"
i managed two whole sides before my wrists began to ache

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

haha

Your name is Andy.
/Adds to stalker blog

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)

your name is mybitch

and you will answer when i call!!

:D

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)

*Barks*

*Pants*

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)

Hahaha

This made me laugh unexpectedly

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

ha ha!

just like the time i flashed you my willy

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)

yes

why do you have a tattoo of thora hurd there?

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

Dixon Brawls gave me the idea

blame him :D

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:18, archived)

actually my name's

Jacob Dyer

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

who's Monty then?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

uncle monty

(withnail)

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

and you wonder why we think you're scary??

*splashes on some deep heat*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)

and do you mean to have me?

even if it must be burglary?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:17, archived)

sorry i thought you were somone else

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

it's all very well saying that now

when my arse is ripped to shreds

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

meh!

i've just stared him out for two mins and i caved in

it's to subtle for me babe :(

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)

Giggedy giggedy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

Has he

shat heself?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)

Well

his right eye might have been resized down slightly.

Apart from that, the twatiness is all 100% natural.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:05, archived)

*Fears*

*Fears some more*
*Falls into fear-induced coma*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:03, archived)

an excellent display

of image resize technique.

and a little contrast as well?

i'm gonna waste my lunch hour peering at this.

edit: oh i see. very subtle indeed!

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fross Read your email on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:03, archived)

his eyebrows are bigger

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

hmm not sure

Maybe Jimmy Carr from Afar might know

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

Nicely done

but vere subtle.

*hugs*

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:05, archived)

put a hint in the alt text then

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

the filename is an indication

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

hmmmmmmm!!!!

maybe, but I was looking at his actual eyes ;)

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MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

Argh

Everyone is posting pictures of Jimmy Carr and I don't like it :(

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

Di eyes! Di eyes!

Could any luverly b3tian point me in the direction of any tattyshop templates for CD covers and labels?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

My wife went to see

a well known wide-faced channel 4 presenter and comedian.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:09, archived)

jamaica?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:11, archived)

She went in her Honda Accord.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

Alaska

I went there for my holiday :¬)

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)

i've seen this one twice

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

Ahh but at least one

of them was me:

www.b3ta.com/board/6191935

I can't keep changing my material you know.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:18, archived)

Jesus cunting Christ in a cocking taxi

there's no need for that

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:11, archived)

First anim eva!!!11

It's a bit crap but at least I resisted using a CDC..

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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)

that was where it all went wrong

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:00, archived)

haha

me likey!

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:00, archived)

you slut!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

Well done!

Looks ace. Apart from the subject matter. I fucking loathe her.

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routine has perfected burgers, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:03, archived)

Me too..

She needs a ~~slap~~ stamp on the face.

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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

why, who is it?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:09, archived)

Simply because you resisted

I shall honor your first effort

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

I think I've found the owner of that

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

What a shiny helmet!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:11, archived)

needs more CDC

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

Make it

with a CDC

PLEASE!

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JimmyD I let my best ideas go to waste, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:11, archived)

fuck

yeah - woo for 1st, kitten etc.

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)

Nice

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jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

I've just had it stuffed

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

There. I did it for you.

Nothing more to see, here.

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jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

needs more magenta

woo!

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

very true

How's that?

ninja edit: too big

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jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:58, archived)

It is magenta

woo

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)

drawd him by his dam

i want to see a sopping wet beaver goddamnit

EDIT: How rude of me, have a woo

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

He IS wet.

Hence the matting of the fur. I didn't just get lazy and use 7" brush, Rolf Harris style.

Dry there would have been more transparency ....

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jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

Woo

I'm glad you continued drawding these.

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:58, archived)

are they drawd

or traced?

*no offense meant to the poster involved*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:05, archived)

I can't draw for toffee

photograph guided.

(

jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

i figured

but i still like 'em :P

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

don't ask me

I don't know

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:09, archived)

S'okay, I can make this joke

'cos I had testicular cancer too

(

Darryn.R, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

WILLLLLLLLLLLLSON!!!!!!!!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

which one?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

the right one

went wrong...

If that's what you're asking..

(

Darryn.R, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

It is

you OK now?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

4 years on

and all is well ;)

(

Darryn.R, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

do you get to keep it in a jar?

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

I wish...

I wanted to, but it had to go away for the biopsy. I do have my sons afterbirth in the freezer though.

(

Darryn.R, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

WHY?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:58, archived)

it would start to smell if you left it in a fruit bowl

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)

seemed like a good idea at the time...

we were going to plant a tree on top of it, but never got around to it, so its just tucked in there amongst the sausages...

maybe next year..

(

Darryn.R, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

omelete anyone?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

Click clickety click

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:03, archived)

gelfling?

(radja, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

ooh - is that wossaname?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

gollum

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

ha haha!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

There's a

good chance it is!

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

i think this is an improvement

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

It looks like

Sophie Dahl... eerie

(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

Not to scale!

(rsignal push it to the limit, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

what what what???

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

He said ...

COCKS!

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

*crowbars!*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

'stripbars!'

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

*rollbars!*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

*gaybars*

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

"neighbars, everybody needs good neighbars"

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftr

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)

ha ha ha!!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:00, archived)

pssst ...

you forgot this "!"

but you can use that one ...
/pedant

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

fuck - hahahaha!

cocks! woo!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:57, archived)

oooooh half life

those limpets used to scare me!

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)

Not as much as the fucking zombies

/is still stuck in Ravenholme :(

(

Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:09, archived)

One Shot...

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

fuck!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

fuck yes!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

fucking hell!

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

fuck me!

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

you've got red on you ...

(

jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

who's red?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

*fucks*

better?

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

ALREET

HOW DO?

(

Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)

Hey dude

Busy day?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

QUITEclimbing around scaffold all morning am going back for

another dose soon

have got a drugs test tomorrow morn ... eeeekkk

(

Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

The War...

Wages on across the tundra...

(

42 Loves Teh Funphenschnaffles, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

bin staring at it for four minutes, this fella is bloody patient.

then i checked it's a jpeg
and a fine one it is too.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

Clarkson - Twat!

(fergus the bogeyman Beware of geeks bearing gifs!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

again...

big man- fucking huge file size

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

File size

You know what they say...
Large file size, tiny penis!

(fergus the bogeyman Beware of geeks bearing gifs!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

i dont care about your penis

but if you know how to make the image more proper then go for it.
otherwise, nice picture.

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

I care passionately about your penis

but actually, I don't care about your file size. Just wanted to get in there reasonably politely before you were torn to pieces by a pack of wild board nazis

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

i don't have a penis.

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

you can have mine- I'm not using it

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

*offers mine*

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

i'd rather have yours than his

he's scary

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

how am I scary????

"boo!"

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

you're scary in the

unwashed pervy serial killer kinda way

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

how dare you?

I wash

jesus! you kill one or two people and you get labelled.....*skulks off to polish his knives*

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

in the drains

next to the local smack head hang out

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

coz that's where your mum

scrubs my back

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

she's always had a soft spot for lepers

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

a soft and weeping spot

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

she can't help picking at it

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

& I can't help licking at it

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)

/puts hand over one eye

.... do I have deja vu?

(

jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

*joins in the penis offering*

*while trying not to smirk at monty's and fourdam's*

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

step aside

*barges in*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

and then 3 come at once ^^^

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

eeeeeeeeww!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

*rereads*

i didn't mean it like that. i meant as in buses

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

i get aroused on bouncy buses too

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

especially if you sit above the wheels

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

but then my knees rub too much

on the seat in front :(

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

repost

I LIKE BUKKAKE!!

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

haha, it was all innocent childish fun

and then you made TUTT think of bukkake!

*spluffs*

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

those crazy japanese

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

are we in nagasaki

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

TUTT or GTFO then?

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

How big is that?

Massive?

What are you on?

Eeek!

Damn your eyes, you've startled my carp.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

I drive a fiat 126 LOL

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

I drive a

fucking SHERMAN TANK, alright.

/gets massive manly cock out and beats the Pope to death/

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

The gayest of all the tanks!

You should get an astra convertible. They're the sign of ultimate manliness these days

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

...in basingstoke

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

do we have to go through all of this again?

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

I drive a seat leon

Apparently that means i am fantastic in bed

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6251178

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

Cor!

It must be true because SCIENCE SAYS

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)

turn on your web cam

and i'll prove it

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

Hahaha

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

What is history

but the repetition of past events?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6251303

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

CSMF

(

Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

Leave Jeremy alone

And don't even think bad thoughts about the Hampster!!!
Or you'll have to deal with me. *stern look*

And make that image smaller please. And consider editing your post below...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(

Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

hes ok

in fact i quite like him

(

Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)

I like him

Top Gear is one of my favourite programs ever, and he has one of the best jobs in the world

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

I love Top Gear

I'm in Australia and 'hate' cars.

beat that!

(

Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

Top Gear is great!

JC and crew are cool!
nuff said :P

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

he's good at what he does

but his politics is all t'cock

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

I think he's a legend :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

Fucking hell

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

I thought I was crap at optimising

Even my animations don't get that big

Read the FAQ, it changed my life... sometimes even in a good way

(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

Clarkson is a fucking legend

If people were more like him we wouldnt have problems in society like caravans, cyclists and the french

(gothikpixie I have sonic cursors...oh yes...how cool am i?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)

Eddie the Postie still missing early alarm

For lunch today I am stuffing my face with a ciabatta thing filled with cumberland sausages,
stinking brie, tomatoes, pesto and mustard. Another ciabatta thing filled with smoked ham,
stinking brie, and chutney, all washed down with two nectarines, tea and water.
What are you eating?

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

cheesy pasta

straight out of the box!

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

Braw!

but you should try boiling it first and eating it cold 24 hours later.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

I have tried that

except that I microwaved it, tastes better second time around!

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

nothing

i ate mine at 9am again. I feel a bit ill anyhow.

(

MrA, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

You feel ill now because you are starving

go and get some refreshing chips

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

a slice of jesus

between buddha's paps

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

Braw!

the saviourest of all slices and mammoriest of all paps!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

tea

and i don't know what else

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

Have something with ham in it, such as a ham and crisp sandwiches.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

this is plausible

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

He just

loves the image of you touching ham ...

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

two slices

and a bit

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

The correct number of slices

and most singular of bits. Grand!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

dry as fuck homemade bread with salami and emmental

and coffee and fags of course (don't tell my girl about the fags)

(

w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

Sounds braw

but the bread sounds a bit too dry.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

i have leftover

tagietellie with arabiatta sauce*

*spelling may differ

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

That sounds grand

especially the arabiatta sauce, whatever that is.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

Cor! Your lunch sounds ace!

I *technically* ate my lunch at 10 o'clock this morning (Hoisin duck wrap, yoghurt, smoothie and diet coke) - but I'm tempted to have another one. I am unsure as of yet what this will contain

/fat bastard blog

(

tipassoi, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

Yes, have another one

Get another hoisin duck wrap, there mighty good.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)

Cajun Chicken on a toated Baguette

Followed by some nice hot tea, carrott cake, Salt & Vinegar McCoys, Mars Bar, several cigarettes. Topped off with more tea and coffee.

(

diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

That all sounds braw!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

I had cheese sandwiches and kabanos

And lots of tea. Nlow I'm just finishing my book and then I'll feast on a great big pile of cleaning. Yaaay.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

hahhahha

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

wos a kabanos?

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

Spicy Polish Sossidge

Nice they are.

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

There is absolutely nothing spicy about kabanos

It's just meaty, and cured, and mmmmmm

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

The ones I get

from my local Polish shop have paprika in them, and they are hot smoked.

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:57, archived)

How very odd

My Polish Grandad always gave us the unspicy version.

Then again, all Poles are completely insane. This is fact.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:00, archived)

Just checking in my fridge

and the PEK ones have got Caraway seeds in as well.
Coventry has had a massive influx of Polish Folk recently and they've started opening their own little corner shops selling all kinds of Braw Sausages.
Kabanos are my favourites though.

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

*fights it*

*cannot resist*
did you enjoy tucking into your granddads sausage? ;)

sorry

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

A braw lunch!

but flush the cleaning down the toilet and have some some toast instead.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

toast and marmalade

(

connor, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

That is a fine treat

but 20 of those.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

cocaine-infused

nasal scrapings- waste-not, want-not as my dear old granny used to say

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

Braw!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

rasberries, pineapple juice and some pringles.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

Have some toad in the hole too.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)

home made Peri-peri chicken

with sticky bbq rice and pineapple rings
yet another mars bar
a rather nice looking yoghurt from Tesco
3 pepperamis
a packet of niknaks (spicy)
vanilla slice

*bloik*

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

Sounds grand!

what a fine lunch!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

I've just finished

two bagels with thick slabs of mature english cheddar *salutes union jack*
Followed by a sainsburies toffee muffin.

If that isn't enough for you then I'm going to spend the afternoon sulking in the bogs!

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

That sounds like a braw lunch!

you have nothing to go in the huff about.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

There's always a good

reason to go into a huff ... it's good for your lungs you know?

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

I hope you'll be eating those nectarines over the bin!

I've got another crabstick salad that I made before work - but today I've got peppers instead of cucumber because I've run out of cucumber.

No lunch of the day for me today, I fear...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)

Peppers for lunch?

(cue bad Meme shopping)

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

Oops!

I can't believe I mentioned peppers and cucumber in the same sentence...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

gah

must eat until the mental image has gone

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

Over the bin is the best and only place to eat nectarines

Peppers instead of cucmumber is braw!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

tuna n sweetcorn with lettuce/tomato baton

with salt and vinegar snack a jacks and a small strawberry cheesecake!

(

executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

Sounds like a good standard lunch!

very nice indeed.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

Following on from yesterdays triumph

I'm having Haggis Filled Scotch Pies (Homemade Natch !)
With Colcannon Mash
Mashed swede and carrots
Onion Gravy.

Washed down with a couple of bottles of McEwans Champion and a large Lagavulin.

I may or may not have a Strawberry Fab for afters.

Then it's off to the pub for more Beer and a Slutty Barmaid.

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

mashed swede and carrots mmmm

you make the bestest lunches

(

executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

Don't forget the PIE

Everything in this lunch is built around the PIE.

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

Braw!

my local baker make fine haggis, neep and tattie pies. Lagavulin a very braw whisky too.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

I cunningly arranged

The neeps and tatties into the dip in the top of the pies and poured the gravy over the lot.
I know how to eat Scotch Pies.
I really should take more photo's.
I like the smoky peatiness of Lagavulin.
It's got a right Kick to it.

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

"Strawberry Fab" implies to me that there are OTHER flavours of Fab...

Tell me of these hitherto unknown icy treats!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

I remember orange, lime and lemonade flavours

they also did toffee filled ones with nuts instead of hundreds and thousands.

(

The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

Apples, bourbon biscuits, Kitkat chunky peanut, orange juice

Going to nip out and get some sort of sandwich too

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

Grand!

get a spicy chicken baguette.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

Sandwich (2 rounds) thusly:

peanut butter
garlic sausage
smoked ham
branston pickle

and
500ml orange juice
cup of tea

Oooh, and grapes

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

Braw sandwiches!

good cjoice!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

PIZZAS!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

Grand!

Pizzas are much better than pizza

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

a nicely animated goat

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

Braw!

goat is a fine meat.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

an apple,

but I am scrumping them from the college orchard to make homemade cider.....yumm yumm!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

Braw!

I work in a local college and the janitor's house in the grounds has three big apple trees in it, I might steal his apples and make some apple wine.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

Chineeeeese!

Vegetable spring rolls
Prawn crackers
Roast duck in black bean sauce
Mixed vegetable fried rice

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

What a fine

braw lunch!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

My oh so nice ex girlfriend has just made me the following:

2 x Chinese chicken and mayo rolls, that have been freshly baked at her house only hours ago

2 x freshly baked sausage rolls, still piping hot

Some nice and juicy strawberries

An iced apple turnover

And a bottle of Citrus Oasis drink.

All washed down with loads of tea.

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

What a braw ex girlfriend to make you such a braw lunch!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

she certainly is braw!

(

mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:05, archived)

Well I think this deserves lunch of the day

Congraturlations and well done!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:09, archived)

huzzah ! Thanks Duke :)

(

mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

a cocking huge salad

with lettuce, tomato, cucmber, potato salad, beetroot, lentils, capers, couscous, marrow, some other leafy things, chickpeas, roasted peppers, and some gorgeous hand-carved ham that looked great and GOD it tastes even better.

all washed down with french dressing. though i doubt i'll finish the lot, as i said it's cocking HUGE.

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fross Read your email on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)

Cor!

that sounds braw, but pick the cucumbers out.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:05, archived)

I'm having roast!

Thin-sliced lamb, with soft roast 'taters, pork stuffing and approximately one KEG of gravy. And a couple of carrots with it so I can pretend I'm eating healthy. To drink; £4-99 Spanish ~~sheep piss~~ red wine.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)

Sounds braw indeed!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:05, archived)

Cheese and marmite sandwiches!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:03, archived)

A fine combination of pieces!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

i'm late! I'm late

pork steak in mustard-onion crus
green beans w beacon
roasted potatoes

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:06, archived)

Braw lunch!

That looks like a book cover, grand!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

it's my celebrity biography compo entry

of course you have been rumored as being the ghostwriter

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

Braw!

I am but not on a Friday, Saturday or Sunday

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:17, archived)

I am having a can of stella

and a wee.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:09, archived)

You know what goes well this Stella?

Chips! have chips.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:18, archived)

I had a pony, in lemsip dressing

no ribena today....I've got the shakes :(

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:17, archived)

£25 is always best with lemsip dressing!

braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)

my hero

resized due to nazi's

(tavish Strongbow is my life, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)

WAAATCH HIM AS HE GOES!!!

*guitars*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

I met him once

he was as big as your fucking file size

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

hahahahaha

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

surely

no man is that big!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

D'oh.

bored with these, yet?

(

jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

i'm not

they am teh pretty

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)

aww

you're just saying that :)

(

jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)

when have i ever felt that i need to "just say that"

at least, not in a nice way...??

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)

just say 'no'

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:26, archived)

No ...

she is a total and utter bar stuard ... she says what she feels like

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)

oooooooh reeeeeeeeeally?

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:29, archived)

erm .... er ....

yes

*runs*

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)

ooh

these are ace! woo!

(asdfasdfasdf, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:26, archived)

hmm

now I feel like I was fishing for compliments.

Moi? Anywho; I'm running out of animals :/

(

jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:27, archived)

beaver

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)

pussy

(

jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)

MINGE!!!

thank you buffy swearing keyboard :D

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)

noony!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

And

a hey noony noony to you!

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

By the way

Did you realise I'm touching you down there ...

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

d'oh

A dear...but is it female?

expects a small cdc now. Sorry.

(

diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:31, archived)

BEST. JOKE. EVER.

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

And not a Samuel L Jackson in sight.......

(yermawsgotbaws and yer da's a welder ;o), Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)

I get it

it's like that Snakes on a Plane film

but with different words that rhyme

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)

That would make a great bandwagon

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)

...if only there were enough words

that rhymed with 'snakes' and 'plane'... or any other animal/modes of transport variations that could be thought of...

hmmm...

howsabout 'ipods on a messgeboard?'

owch, myhead!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

Cunts
on
b3ta

/end rant

*hugs*

(

diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)

pfft²

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)

Yeah I could do sommink like this:

(

kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

Heh

Its like that laughing cat all over again, love it.

(yermawsgotbaws and yer da's a welder ;o), Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

what film?

Have I missed something?

Is it the new Harry Potter one?

owch, myhead!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)

there's a whale in the thames?

(

Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

its ok because John Peel and Pope John Paul are going to save it

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)

Syd Barret is dead

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:30, archived)

no, you're thinking of Snapes on a plane

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

that'll be the one!

:-)

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)

*cries*

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)

*bums*

did that cheer you up...:p

(

diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

no.

and how do you know i'm in need of cheering up?

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)

psychic power me dear...

Mwaahaahahahahaaaaa

*hugs*

(

diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)

DON'T TOUCH ME OR I'LL CALL THE COPS MAAAAAAAN!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:26, archived)

*touches*

he he he

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:27, archived)

runs

hides

sniggers

(

diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:27, archived)

Can you

take anal readings?

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:27, archived)

*lubes up*

let me seeeeee

(

diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on a plane jokes

on this motherfucking board!

(asdfasdfasdf, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

rar rar rar rar

you need to go here then

(

w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)

haha!

(asdfasdfasdf, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)

loll0rz

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

Hahaha!

Brilli-tastic™!

(

Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

this is not even pushing it

this is strangling it, dragging it to the backyard and hitting it with a shovel

(

sinisterduck, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:26, archived)

inspired by Joe's post down there...

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

hehehe i love that joke (:

have this in celebration (:

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)

Gah

Jimmy Carr is : The Corinthian

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:29, archived)

Yay...!

Old's one's are generally the best
(in almost every aspect of life)

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)

Can I smell roasted peas?

Good stuff though.

(

idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

not roasted... (just did it)

just unbelievably old...

owch, myhead!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)

bindun

(

sinisterduck, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)

hahaha

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)

haha

(

tipassoi, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

Jeremy Clarkson autobiography

It's true what they say about blokes and big cars...

homepage.mac.com/fergus.stewart/PhotoAlbum6.html

(fergus the bogeyman Beware of geeks bearing gifs!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)

What the hell

do you think you're up to there?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:14, archived)

you might want to explain this one

or get an alibi

pst...
homepage.mac.com/fergus.stewart/.Pictures/Clarkson%20book.jpg

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)

hahaha

I drive a fiat 126

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)

Vauxhall Astra Convertible

'96 model (Bertoni styling)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

That

Is a girls car

I don't really drive a fiat 126. I was playing witht the large car/small penis joke, implying that i had a fucking huge penis ahahahahahahahalolololol1!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

It really isn't a girls' car.

For my wife to drive it she has to have the seat fully forward and raised. The pedals are right a way out below the steering column, designed for man-length legs.

It is also a stylish but manly car, with a nice broomy, grrring engine.

I got the car/cock reference, but I just wanted to mention that I have a nice car.

Thank you.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)

it is a leggy woman's car.

end of.

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)

hahaha

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

It can't be though.

There is no make-up mirror in the driver's sun visor flappy thing.
No lipstick holder.
No vase with plastic sunflowers in it.

Respect my manly car or I will create the most horrific image that can come from my headbrain and post it on the board this afternoon.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)

Convertibles are ladycars

YOU DRIVE A LADYCAR

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:26, archived)

Right.

That's it.

You're off my Christamas card list now.

sniff

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)

my micra has none of those things

and it is definately a lady car.

your wife is obviously a midget.

you drive a woman's car.

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)

are you suggesting he is married to jimmy crankie?

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:30, archived)

Maybe so.

But at least I can spell 'definitely'.
Anyway, you really shouldn't boast about owning a Micra. They are the shittest cars ever to be pooed out of the bottom of a worm-infested skankwhale. Just marginally worse than any of the Ford cars.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)

haha

I'll have to agree with you there
Although the new micra has a certain charm

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

my car is a nice colour

and gets me around
and guzzles a lot less petrol than any of your cars
and costs a lot less to insure i bet

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)

Oh guaranteed

My first car, at 17 was a mini. It was braw!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

i wasn't allowed to have a mini

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

i am 18

and it is my first car, i am allowed to spell 'definitely' wrong as much as i damn well like!

there's no need to get stroppy just cause you drive a woman's car!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

Sorry.

It'll be the oestrogen tablets and 'that time of the month'.

Oh, I'm crying now. /fans eyes ineffectually with hands/

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

not for Heather Mills then

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:26, archived)

Convertible models of standard family vehicles

eg astras, escorts, mini's etc

are all woman cars. Fact

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)

I drive a volvo 740 estate

But I need a car that big to fit my enormous manhood in.
And I still have to open the sun roof when engorged!

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)

hahaha

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)

still feel bad about goatse ...

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:31, archived)

eh?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

I'm implying

that I bummed him, but if you really can't keep up i'm just not going to bother any more :P

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)

hahaha

*catches up*

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

I drive a pedal car

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

You are Bugsy Malone

AICMFP

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

i drive a micra

but i know i have no willy

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

*offers mine*

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

I drive a motorised shoe

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

this I would like to see

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)

I believe that too

I imagine you would look quite dapper

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)

This is true

the ladies flock from miles around to see me in my shoe. Once a week I select one lucky lady and she gets a ride to wherever she wants.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)

I'm dressing as a lady and coming to inverness

Is it like a raffle, or do you just choose who you want?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:27, archived)

tuck your little tadger between your legs

and flash your ginger "mimsy" at him, that should swing it.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

i don't have a car

so i must have the biggest penis in all of chrisendom

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)

I drive about 326 yards

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

Most impressive young Box

Obi Trice has taught you well

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)

the (4) irony is

I was making a golf joke when i don't know anything about golf.
Or cars.
But a Golf is a type of car so my comment must have seemed very witty indeed.

Google tells me Obie Trice is a performer of American "rap" style music.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:29, archived)

i know nothing about imperial measurements

but 326 yards seemed like a good distance for a gold swing

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

FORE!

You drive me crazy

Ooh ooh ooh

/fyc blog

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)

I drive a ford probe

shit. what does that say about me?

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

You are 75

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

'tis rather a biddymobile

it is also a tad pimped so my length rating must be PENALized for that.

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

Place a Title Here

This is a block of text that you can edit. Write a couple of sentences that describe the photos below.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

funny, quirky, often insulting, ..........

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:18, archived)

Untitled Document

insert witty remark about not changing the default page text here

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:18, archived)

/sarcastic title

/witty response

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)

/laughter

/attempt to outwit
/tumbleweed

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)

unchanged default texy

Many mongy apologies for such a spaztastic oversight!

(fergus the bogeyman Beware of geeks bearing gifs!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)

ah!

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

/autocomplete

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:18, archived)

you put the lime in the coconut, y'say?

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

And drank them both up

I said "Doctor!"

I love that song ... much sillyness :D

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

change it quick- no-one will notice

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)

I'll tie my goat to this post.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)

I Feckin love that!

(

diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)

psssst...

(post the actual picture in the 'message' box, so we can see it, to help prevent abuse)

welcome though...
owch, myhead!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)

hmhmhmhmh

ermmm.... large. yeah man, yeeeah.

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:08, archived)

he's all mouth, he is!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)

thats a horrible suit

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)

reminds me of Stan from Monkey Island

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)

hahahaha yay!

I want to play monkey island again

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)

I was playing MI2 at the weekend, it still rocks

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)

i completed them both last weekend

im selling these fine leather jackets

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

how appropriate

you fight like a cow

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:04, archived)

Far out!

I dig.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)

I'm going to have nightmares

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:10, archived)

hahaha

he gets everyruddywhere

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:10, archived)

*SPANG!*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)

Birthday Suits!!

:P

if you go down to the woods today....

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)

Is this not an undoctored photo?

Eh?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

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