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Just to make a change from all the dead aussie bloke stuff, i found

a picture of my very firstest car ever.. :-)

a 1973 Vauxhall Viva "estate"

0-60 in about 3 miles (with a tail wind on a flat road) It was already clapped out when I bought it, but i still managed to get almost 2 years out of it before the engine went bang one sunday.
still... it does bring back some memories....

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:26, archived)

what could be a higher epitome of 1970's class

than humping in the back of an estate viva

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:27, archived)

I think I'm going to cry

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:27, archived)

can I use your tears as lube?

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MrA, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)

awww dont get emotional

it's not like he took a picture of a sporty model from the front of a haynes manual as it sits parked beside some cessna as a guy in sunglasses walks toward some blonde lady, both with gigantic quantities of hair.

*gets misty eyed*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)

*gets hard*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:30, archived)

yay

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)

Vauxhall

Vivas, as I remember, had really fast indicators.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:28, archived)

needs more beaver

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:28, archived)

superb seventiestasticness

very nice mate. sister in law had one. it was like a tank. my dad had a purple marina. (4 door 1.8 not that couple shye). must dig out the pics.

(Harry Monk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:28, archived)

Aqua Marina?

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)

why is there always a smell of fish

whenever you're near

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:30, archived)

it's her cunt mate

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:34, archived)

her stinky sea water filled

snatch

yay!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:44, archived)

That'll be the bits of the Cthulu mask...

...that he hasn't washed off.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:34, archived)

cor

classy seabird innit

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:46, archived)

nope

my dad had a purple one... *cough* vicar

(Harry Monk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:34, archived)

he had the purple vicar?

what?

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:45, archived)

looks a bit

like mechanic manta ray..

(Gtancx is tout simplement an anagram for Txangc, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)

yes, that's a car

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tipassoi, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:30, archived)

I don't get it...... What have you shopped n00b?!1

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)

cropped, resized, auto exposure

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:32, archived)

get em told

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:34, archived)

please read the faq:

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:35, archived)

Take it to /talk Sunshine...

..Saying that, I'll probably pick on you there too.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:35, archived)

twunt!

*bums*

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:37, archived)

YOU RAMPANT HOMO! YOU!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:38, archived)

my first car is still going

4 years on :)

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)

kit kat conundrum

Forget jaffa cake/bicuit debate, the real question is

official answer in 10 mins
edit: winnar!
kit kat chunky is made from wood and dead austrailians and therefore cayke

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:23, archived)

Chocolate bicuit bar - duh!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)

I second this

and say they look like motions

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:25, archived)

i would say chocolate covered biscuit

but then i would consider a Time Out (which is a cadburys version) a chocolate bar

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)

fucking chocolate bar innit

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gravytrain, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)

Holy shit

I don't have the answer

(TonyK, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)

Chocolate bar

Wafer based. Not biscuit.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)

Neither.

It's quite clearly a wafer covered in chocolate.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)

Chocolate bar

You bastard, I want chocolate now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:25, archived)

This

goddamit drinking tea just isn't the same!!!

*listens to Old W.A.S.P*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:30, archived)

I saw WASP live once

Not that I can remember it- I was most heinously pished.

I really want chocolate now- somebody go and get me a double decker, ta.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:32, archived)

and he said "I'm Blackie Lawless"

I said "oh", and turned back to my beer.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:42, archived)

FP this for it not being about steve irwin

HARD!

ps.... ~~biscuit~~.... ~~choc bar~~...~~biscuit~~.... ~~choc bar~~...~~biscuit~~.... ~~choc bar~~...~~biscuit~~.... ~~choc bar~~...~~biscuit~~.... ~~choc bar~~...~~biscuit~~.... ~~choc bar~~...

OHHHH MIND PISS!!!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:25, archived)

Chocolate covered biscuit

Next!

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tipassoi, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:25, archived)

Biscuit, contained within chocolate,

in bar form.
Hence, clearly a chocolate bar, with biscuit as an ingredient.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:26, archived)

2 fingers = biscuit

4 fingers = chocolate bar

5 fingers = slag

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:26, archived)

This reminds me of something by Smallbrainfield

involving a vicar, some tea, some fingers and shit....

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:35, archived)

Correctical!

you win a finger!

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:36, archived)

*gobbles*

I'll save the finger for later ;¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:42, archived)

the contents is irrelevant

I buy it for the foil to patch up my hat.
They're always there, telling me to go down to Whitechapel and cleanse the streets.
I beat them though. I've just killed all the whores in Finchley.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:27, archived)

Excuse the threadjack

but you just indirectly reminded me of a song.

Anyone know what it is, I can't remember.

It's about a chap who is convinced that 'They' are bugging him through transmitters in his teeth so he pulls all his teeth out and the chorus is basically a drill noise and lots of screaming.

Anyone able to help me out?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:32, archived)

Tom Cruise

With his break away pop classic 'PAY ATTENTION TO ME'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:34, archived)

mmm

break aways

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:36, archived)

was it

Grandad- by the St Winifred Scool Choir?
(my all-time 3-tissue fantasy)

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:37, archived)

they sang 'there's no one quite like grandma'

Clive dunn sang 'grandad'
terry scott sang 'my brother'

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:45, archived)

I bow to your superior chart knowledge

and spluff all over St winifred school choir.
And Wendy Richards sang "come outside" (actually, she sang "leave orf" etc. Can't remember the visually challenged twunt who asked her to come outside)

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:51, archived)

That's...

"Daddy, brother, lover, little boy (The Electric Drill Song" by seminal '90s pop-rockers Mr Big.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:45, archived)

Its Steve Irwin covered in stingray chocolate

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:28, archived)

Woo!

have a break*
have a KitKat

*from yet another bandwagon

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:28, archived)

Where can I get one THAT big???

biscuit... choc bar... biscuit...

If its in the fridge its a choc bar.
If its in the biscuit tin its a biscuit.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)

I believe that one is being modelled by Beadle

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)

oh noes!!

I have a kit kat downstairs.... i want to eat it now. but must wait until coffee time at 3pm

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kit_Kat

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)

Is it okay to feel this bad?

RIP mate

(TonyK, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)

u know....

being fairly new myself... i feel that we should be nicer to our n00b brethren... but on this day of national mourning im going to tell u categorically that this is not worth it's own thread!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:22, archived)

You're right

But the bandwagon's leaving it, and I'm fucking jumping it.

(TonyK, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)

My inbox is being raped by b3ta pictures too

By people who should know better

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)

I wonder if those Stingray

look at B3ta, and got the idea from the "Predator vs Prey" image challenge?

(UTB, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)

now this is a good comment :)

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:26, archived)

oh shit

in that case, we're responsible for his death.

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)

no, you are...

u steve irwin murdering shit!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:34, archived)

top kill

well done everybody.

(UTB, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:35, archived)

Stingrays are very territorial

(Musk ox hygene inspector, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:15, archived)

Jesus fuck

Seams
Filesize
Bindun so many times I'm surprised there's anything more than a bloody pulp remaining

Edit: Sorry if I'm being harsh, but that was a very unwise first post.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:16, archived)

^this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)

^This^

b3ta.com/board/6293523

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:23, archived)

you

delurked for that?!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:16, archived)

^ and this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)

fuck off

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:16, archived)

^ and this also

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)

*ahem*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:18, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)

what the jesus cunt is that?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:20, archived)

the new logo of the anti nazi league.

like it?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:21, archived)

I bow before your superior skills and imagination!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:22, archived)

;)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:23, archived)

it's, er, lovely

as my girlfriend says: "how did you get something as crap as that so large?"

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:23, archived)

haven't you seen the rate of inflation nowadays?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)

FILTHY REPOSTING WHORE!!!!

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:21, archived)

happy b3taday

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:22, archived)

The siiiiizzzzeeeeee!!!!!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:21, archived)

too small for you?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:22, archived)

Animate it!!

and its a bmp..
*falling in love*

(Gtancx is tout simplement an anagram for Txangc, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:25, archived)

*runs away very fast*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)

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MrA, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)

^definately this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)

Yeah - see

Its needlessly arrogant, self-important, overly-aggressive crap like that that stops noobs from continuing to post.

And then people bemoan how B3ta's just full of same-old, same-old.

FFs.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:21, archived)

no bandwagons?

omg

I could never post again

*cries*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:26, archived)

Alright, 2 newbie questions.

1) whats a cdcs?
2) I dare ask what you mean by Glass cock. On the off chance it actually means a cock made of glass, ignore question 2.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:28, archived)

CDC = crudely drawn cock (3 pubes per bollock and must be magenta... apparently)

check www.4rthur.com cos there's a b3ta slang/swear dictionary :)

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:32, archived)

2 newbie answers

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

CDC: Crudely Drawn Cock. Usually in magenta, with approximately 3 large black lines for pubes, and often shown in the act of spluffing.

Glass Cock. www.glassco.cx is your friend. Maybe.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:36, archived)

haha!

Eye offending over-optimisation for the win

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:40, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:18, archived)

^it wouldn't be complete without this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:20, archived)

haha!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:28, archived)

Oh my...

...is he dead or something? what's happened?

(sitonit, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)

Rupert Murdoch was killed by an ill-tempered mutated seabass!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:20, archived)

I will sleep..

easier

(sitonit, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:21, archived)

Apparently

Charlene from Neighbours has been killed by Captain Scarlet.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:20, archived)

pffffft

*wheezes*

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MrA, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)

and then he bummed her remains while scott watched

all this happened while stephen hawkins and madge bishop were hitting each other's legs with mechanic arms fitted my Drake Remoray

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:24, archived)

ITS CALLED THE FUCKING NEWS

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:20, archived)

You waited all that time to post this?

I think I love you

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)

*Head in hands*

_{I must get an image for this...}

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)

HOW is a jpg this big?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:26, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:11, archived)

steve irwin being killed by a manta ray

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:12, archived)

eddie irvine burned to death with cod liver oil

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:17, archived)

Ladies and Gentlemen

JollyJack drew me a Wild Haslet, which I have at home. I shall therefore no longer ask for them.

So....

SEXY NUNS!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:12, archived)

Hahaha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:12, archived)

Oh, for the love of f**k.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:14, archived)

*chortles*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:26, archived)

schwwwwwwwwing out sister

lovely stuff

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:27, archived)

Well hellllloooOO!

(NOTE: the above is to be read in a Terry Thomas voice ONLY)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:32, archived)

that's very good

I'm liking it.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:33, archived)

*starts licking monitor*

I do love your art

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:27, archived)

Dame Edna Everage

being killed by Supercar.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:12, archived)

Brum bash...

...with extra tentacles!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:12, archived)

Yes! This!

A Brum Bash memorial sketch. Featuring a full cast of sexy nuns, Koppy Kops (or whatever they were) and bemused patrons.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:15, archived)

This ^^

I must lend my full weight to the idea.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:16, archived)

I'd never be forgiven.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:15, archived)

Perhaps not...

...but you would be given several free beers next time.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:17, archived)

Incidentally...

www.b3ta.com/board/6292273

From this morning, when the board was running at approximately 8 times the speed of my brain.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:21, archived)

this but...

brum bash cabaret...I can really see horrible as the ring master ;)

and Jessie and myself as can can girls!

*shakes tail feathers*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:32, archived)

*Holds tail feathers steady*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:43, archived)

A stingray in the Thames chasing wild haslet...

...being ridden hard by a sexy nun while Enro Rubik watches on while at the same time shitting in a glass.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:12, archived)

WILD HASLET!

... cos I didn`t get one

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:13, archived)

Wotcha gaymo.

How you doing?

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:13, archived)

Are you off work today?

I found the video we sent you on Saturday nite on my phone this morning =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:14, archived)

heh nah

I`m being spammed by the company "funny" people with lots of Steve Irwin pics that have been lifted off the board and obviously forwarded by their mates

so for each one I receive, I send another, straight off b3ta

/bad, pilfering boy

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:16, archived)

send mine :)

it's shit, but it was early!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:17, archived)

I can concur

to both earliness & shitness ;¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:21, archived)

I enjoy an early shit

sometimes I even get out of bed

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:21, archived)

Arf!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:27, archived)

cunt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:14, archived)

the allotropes of carbon

in alphabetical order

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DogHorse plop, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:13, archived)

lesbian tennis with anal death

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:14, archived)

the woes of the world through rose tinted spectacles

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:14, archived)

the rose of the world through woe tinted spectacles

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:17, archived)

"Soaked and worn out, but strangely satisfied"

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:14, archived)

sounds like me

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:16, archived)

The images that conjures.......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:18, archived)

Don't take the mickey!

We should be encouraging the newbies. Here you are, chums:

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:08, archived)

What?!

Rolf Harris has been killed by Joe 90?!?!?!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:09, archived)

And I couldn't give a

castlemaine XXXX

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:10, archived)

pfffft

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MrA, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:11, archived)

Harold Bishop has been labotomised by Team America

in the face

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)

we need a montage

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:22, archived)

even rocky had a montage

always _{^fade_{^out_{ⁱⁿ_{^a_montaaaage}}}}

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)

hahahha

you sir made me giggle out loud

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MrA, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:10, archived)

hoorah!

hello sir!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:10, archived)

I might have to use some of those

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:10, archived)

I'm looking forward to

noob tuesday....

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:12, archived)

hahahaha

*prints out* that made me chuckle

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Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:11, archived)

ooh!

ello miss!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:19, archived)

lully

and i like your hat machine too

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:11, archived)

Hahahaha, nice

Sorry to threadjack, but does anybody know where I could find plans for HappyToast's boxmen? I'm looking to try out my new printer.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:13, archived)

I bid you good afternoon sir!

'twas a pleasure to meet you on Saturday. I trust this finds you well?

EDIT: The reincarnation pic in your profile looks strangely like the departed Mr Irwin... is it him?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:15, archived)

It can't find me.

I'm incognito. No buses run there.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:16, archived)

*runs away*

(kidb Not any more, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:16, archived)

needs...

teh quo

(french, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:37, archived)

sorry....

(Pope Benedict XVI, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:08, archived)

As you should be.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:12, archived)

Very sad indeed.... Butr fuck me the BBC are morbid.... Not shopped, I don't want to see it...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:57, archived)

morbid Angel eh?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:58, archived)

cock of glass

(

MrA, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:59, archived)

sorry....

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:01, archived)

But in case anyone cares...

...I laughed at your post - and I agree, they shouldn't show that kind of thing =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:02, archived)

everything good?

did you make it home without any drama?

(

Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:07, archived)

Hello mate!

Yes, all is grand here - apart from being at work.

And the only drama I had on the way home was of the traffic-queuing kind, happy happy joy joy.

You ok? Top night, wasn't it? =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:12, archived)

awesome night

rough rough morning, and the worst train ride ever.

definately do it again though

(

Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:25, archived)

I thought I'd go look at the story as I heard it on the news...

But was just suprised to see it like that...

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:07, archived)

In a massive shuddering way.

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:01, archived)

very big

cock of glass

(

coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:01, archived)

Pass the butr then

;¬)

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:05, archived)

*passes butr*

*also passes vibratr*

*photographs for flikr*

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:09, archived)

Quick one ..

Really bad, i Know But quickly made

(nob_hat i like to lick cats, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:57, archived)

Just because a famous guy has died

and there is plenty of opportunity for jokes, doesn't mean you MUST post.

You knew it was bad, so next time don't bother.

/upset blog

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:59, archived)

It's like i told my mum

just cos they make it in your size.....

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:03, archived)

^this also^

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:23, archived)

Huh?

What?

Please make it stop.

(Pesky Eskimo Gadzooks!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:00, archived)

^This

Hard!

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:02, archived)

..i may as well join in

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:49, archived)

smiling to the very end

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:51, archived)

like that :¬)

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:51, archived)

Crikey!

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:52, archived)

class.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:52, archived)

You

tickle my funny stick

(sitonit, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:02, archived)

"Hey, Steve Irwin was killed by a Stingray..."

Look...! Rofls!

Hang on. I've cocked this up, haven't I?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:45, archived)

Ahh

the irony.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:47, archived)

Still...

...I heard he was due to be killed by the Terrahawks next Tuesday.

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:48, archived)

yay!

www.b3ta.com/board/6293152

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:48, archived)

Aaaahhh....!

I did one of those. but yours is much better than ~~mine~~ my ancient one...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:55, archived)

ancient one!

ancient one?

*cries*

*edit* oops - wrong link it was supposed to be Stingray Mears, not coca Koala :(

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:57, archived)

no no no

*grovels for forgiveness*

ad use of ye olde english.

Ninjaed the post...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:08, archived)

great stuff

rofl indeed

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:48, archived)

rolfz

lolulz!!!111one!1eleventytwelvety!11!charliesaysalwaystellagrownupbeforeyougooutanywhere

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:48, archived)

roflcopter!

(

Taxman, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:50, archived)

Hahaha!

Mindpissed!

Damn you and your slightly faster upload speed.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:49, archived)

haha!

that looks like something i'd do.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:51, archived)

Sweet Jeepers

The Thunderbirds have killed the Australian Prime minister!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:52, archived)

Ha ha

har!

(

Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:58, archived)

Erm.

(

Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:40, archived)

A+

Best one yet!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:41, archived)

Arf,

certainly one of the betterer ones :¬)

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:41, archived)

hahaha!

nice one.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:43, archived)

Wins points for effort AND comedy!

Woo yay!

(

Corebowe wants to practice with real bullets now!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:44, archived)

(

MrA, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:45, archived)

Hi cockalorum!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:54, archived)

Ha ha ha

Well it was no more than he deserved.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:46, archived)

haha thats great

have ten woos

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:51, archived)

now...

I wanna see Bill Oddie being pecked to death.

(

Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:53, archived)

Don't we all!

Amen.

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:55, archived)

Hahaha!

At least someone put some effort into this instead of doing the lazy Gerry Anderson thing.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:52, archived)

zomg rofl

(

gravytrain, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:37, archived)

there's an imperial bash on the 30th

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:38, archived)

for my Birthday?

oh you shouldn't have!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:38, archived)

i like non-expansionist bashes better

(

gravytrain, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:39, archived)

those storm troopers know how to party, though

at least when the boss isn't around.

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:45, archived)

woo is it going to be released on blu-ray too?

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:39, archived)

Who killed Bambi?

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:43, archived)

you did

and I'm telling on you

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:44, archived)

Nobody

She fell over in the shower, and the whole thing was a dream in her drug-induced coma. Or something.

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:45, archived)

I reckon it

was Paxman. For obvious reasons.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:47, archived)

who says she's dead.... just because she disappeared after doing debbie does dallas doesnt mean she's dead

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:50, archived)

is that not eminem

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:52, archived)

It's disco time with Boris Yeltsin

Boris Yeltsin bloody loves discos.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:31, archived)

Braw!

is that the budzbar?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:31, archived)

Of course it's Budzbar

nothing but the best for Boris Yeltin. Boris Yeltsin bloody loves Budzbzar. Boris Yeltsin wants to buy Budzbar.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:35, archived)

and turn it into a European force

winning trophies and all!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:36, archived)

God i hope he does

I would move to Aberdeen so I could be in Budzbar all the time if Boris Yeltsin bought Budzbar.

But i don't know how Jackie and Shivie and the rest of the crew would take such news

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:37, archived)

I'm hoping to go to Aberdeen at the end of this month

if I do I'll be paying the Budzbar another visit and I'll let them know that Boris Yeltsin wants to buy the Budzbar.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:40, archived)

If Boris Yeltsin went to the Budzbar...

...after buying the Budzbar, would he then have the pick of the lovely ~~man-things~~ ladies at the Budzbar?

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:45, archived)

Lucky Boris Yeltsin

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:51, archived)

You're just moving there so you can be with jackie

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:46, archived)

You bet!

Jackie's my dream girl

(

The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:49, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha, beezer stuff there, Doctor

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:31, archived)

hooraaaaaahhhh

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:31, archived)

haha!

go boris go boris go!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:31, archived)

Someones dancing there mate

woo

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:32, archived)

In Russia

Disco Dance You!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:32, archived)

^this

i love the in russia reversal thing.

is muchly muchly funny!

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:39, archived)

In Russia, the Russia Reversal thing loves YOU!

=)

/obligatory

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:50, archived)

nyahahhaa!

*wees*

oh bugger

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:53, archived)

arf!

(

MrA, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:32, archived)

I bloody love this

*clicks*

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:33, archived)

DONKEY!!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:34, archived)

hahahahahaha

Woof Bark!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:38, archived)

Don't send me back 't dark place...

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:48, archived)

Hahaha,

he dances like me :¬)

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:34, archived)

That crazy

Yeltsin! What manner of acts or performances will he get himself up to next!??!

(

The Neville What what what, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:35, archived)

Dance Comrade

dance like we're still the soviet union

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:35, archived)

Hahahahaha

That is fab that is :D

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:36, archived)

wooo

hello Eric ;) how's the head?

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:36, archived)

not too good

... may need another hair of the dog ;)

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:41, archived)

Back from lunch...

Just read this:

www.b3ta.com/board/6293013

I didn't send one that starts "unfortunately"... there was one of Greykid that started "obviously", did you get that?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:01, archived)

nopes :(

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:06, archived)

'noon Rich

did you get a text earlier?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:36, archived)

nope...

none today

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:42, archived)

Go, Boz! Go!

Excellent stuff

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:37, archived)

I wondered where I'd left that wig

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:38, archived)

your barbara windsor impression

just isn't the same without it
:D

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:40, archived)

Is Boris Yeltsin dead?

How?

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:41, archived)

100% Irwin and talent free

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:25, archived)

*sings*

# aaaaaaahhhahahaaaaa.... titties of gooooolld! #

(

Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:26, archived)

Ahhhhh

you gotta love care in the community
*woos*

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:28, archived)

great stuff

now do Belle and Sebastian

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:29, archived)

up the arse

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:30, archived)

With a broom

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:30, archived)

and no lube

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:31, archived)

going in dry proves you love them

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:33, archived)

I'll bear that in mind

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:34, archived)

Bear with me?!?

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:40, archived)

Is it Bros?

*drops the boy*
*arooooooow aaaaah*

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:30, archived)

butter fingers

oh, that's NOT butter

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:31, archived)

Doesn't matter

He was broken before i dropped him anyway

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:34, archived)

I can't believe its not butter

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:34, archived)

You got your new head dobber?

Yay!

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:30, archived)

Ernie Roberts painted it for me

as I dictated what i could see

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:33, archived)

have you heard?

apparently steve irvine got eaten by a manta-ray!!

(

jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)

Really?

Somebody! Do a crap joke. Quickly now!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:16, archived)

Steve Irwin walks into a bar and says
"I'll have a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy"

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)

needs more dino porn

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:20, archived)

you can never have enough dino-porn

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:23, archived)

Did you have this in your shopped folder waiting for such an occasion?

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:23, archived)

there's a whole series

but no Rhino Rape as yet...

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)

what about gorilla rape?

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:25, archived)

I have lots of such things ready to go

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:25, archived)

wow

surprise dino sex

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:26, archived)

it's a stega sore arse!!!11eleventy!

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:30, archived)

hehe

excellent.

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:27, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)

Steve Irwin's wife went to see

a wide-faced, Channel 4 show-presenting comedian...

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)

Alaska?

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:26, archived)

All aboard!

or not

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)

I heard he was bummed to death by a lobster.

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:19, archived)

best comment ever.

(

MrA, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:23, archived)

^THIS^

HARD! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*still laughing like spack*
*pretends is looking at headphones cats*

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:27, archived)

Nah

He was run over by an Opel Manta.

Driven by Ray Mears

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

v.funny indeed!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:25, archived)

There is a whale in the Thames

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:21, archived)

Prescott gone swimming again?

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)

They have invented a death ray

or something

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:26, archived)

Only in gravy...

oh, nope, he fell over and cut himself....

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:26, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:14, archived)

NEEDS MORE IRWIN

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)

What is it with Steve Irwin

People keep going on about it like he's dead or something.

(

Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)

Sit down

i have something to tell you.

John Peel is dead!

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:27, archived)

So is

The Pope (the old one, but they've got a new old one now, so he will be dead soon, then we'll need a new new old pope).

(

Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:53, archived)

(

Curis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:33, archived)

LOLOLOLOLOL!

LOL!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:33, archived)

*chuckles*

super you...hello there long time no see *waves*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:38, archived)

*waves back*

Sorry I didn't come to Brum, all partied out after my bday.

(

Curis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:40, archived)

hehe no worries

glad you had fun, say hello to that delightful lady of yours for me :)

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:41, archived)

Ha!

and all Kat wants is twenty minutes with you, some catnip, a cucumber and a family sized tub of nivea.

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:38, archived)

wot, no scratching post required?

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:48, archived)

yay!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)

oooooh

hehe v super sir!

needs more leonard :D
edit: and winter! :P

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:16, archived)

Nimoy?

*nimoys*

(

The Neville What what what, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:16, archived)

*shatners*

(cos i can)

(

Brims Spurts., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)

*hams*

(

The Neville What what what, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)

*flasks*

(

Brims Spurts., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:19, archived)

*spoons*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)

*forks*

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:25, archived)

*sporks*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:28, archived)

*spunks*

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:28, archived)

*licks*

(

dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:31, archived)

*wipes on face*

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:33, archived)

*brans*

RUN FOR YOUR BRAN SHATNER!

(

Brims Spurts., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:28, archived)

w00!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:29, archived)

Ha ha!

YES.

(

Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:35, archived)

heh,

love it.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:45, archived)

KHAAAAAAAN!

(

Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:21, archived)

www.khaaan.com/

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:22, archived)

why is lieutenant uhura's skin brown?

'cos william shatner!!!

boom boom!

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:23, archived)

shatners?

www.b3ta.com/links/Shatner_comes_clean_about_being_Canadian

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:23, archived)

I'll happily wear her undies on my head for the rest of the day...

(

Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:16, archived)

*passes crunchy boxers*

Try these instead

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:17, archived)

Ewww... pilchard and cheese flavour!

(

Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:19, archived)

due to some-one

shatnering above, I misread that as Picard and cheese flavour. How rare!

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)

But

is she wearing any?

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:16, archived)

Probably not.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:17, archived)

Phwoar!

and

Phwoar!

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)

Cool

gotta see the next strip now ;-)

(

coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:19, archived)

*Suspense*

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:21, archived)

Yes

you have saved us all from repeated nonsense bandwagons on the untimely demise of the good Mr Irwin.

WOO for Sequential Art
[Oh and do we really get to see her undies .... ]

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)

Heh

I’m toying with the idea of making a sorta “lingerie special” portfolio available for download; featuring the SA ladies :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:21, archived)

I buy that for a dollar!

and I would an all!

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:22, archived)

Less toying

More sketching!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:23, archived)

Woof!

Indeed.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:25, archived)

the question is

how big are her pants?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:19, archived)

The question is,

is she wearing any?

*pantyless yiff-flap glurkings*

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:21, archived)

If she's wearing any,

I doubt there's much to them.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:22, archived)

are you sure it's Kat

and not Pip?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:21, archived)

Hmm

I thnk pip would not want her wearing anything.
not even undies on her head.

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:23, archived)

i still hate u

her ears can fit in the leg holes

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:21, archived)

Whaddidi do?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)

you were very naughty once....

you didn't stay to come out and get drunked with us!! that was very naughty.

I cried myself to sleep that night. I still dream of the leg...and the stroking....

*shivers*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:27, archived)

nothing.... i hate everyone who is better than me at anything...

which is everyone

/emo :(

apart from streetfighter 2 ... i am self appointed master!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:29, archived)

I love you

and your cartoons....

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:27, archived)

bonza!

(mcnev, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:12, archived)

KILL ME NOW!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:12, archived)

*waits patiently

to skullwatermelon*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)

at least this one is under 50k

even if it has been done in the last 3 posts, and quite a few before that.

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)

*stabs*

Wait...don't die yet!!! Do me too!!

*my poor eyes*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)

Do you too?

It'll more than your eyes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:14, archived)

*drops monocle*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:20, archived)

*forms orderly queue*

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:29, archived)

*queues orderly form*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:43, archived)

*doesnt kill*

if i kill u there will be no1 left to put me out of my bastard misery!!!111oneeleven

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:16, archived)

BIGGER!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)

BOOM!

it did.

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Brims Spurts., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)

is that the time?

right, I'm making a brew, who wants one...

/anything to get away for 5 mins...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)

I don't drink tea

But I'm with you on this one, I'll help you boil the kettle

and

LEAVE THE POOR BLOKE ALONE!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)

Yes please

Milk, no sugar. Thanks
It's also pub o'clock

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)

Oooh, yes ta

One milk and seventy sugars please

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The Neville What what what, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:16, archived)

*chortle*

would you like some tea and mug with your sugar sir?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:40, archived)

i'll have a large cup or real-life tea please

with 2 spoons of not-at-my-computer-24hrs-a-day
but no milk if it is full-fat please

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)

semi skimmed do ya?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:20, archived)

In the next half

hour, could I see Gerry Adams standing perfectly still on a flattened jam sandwich saying the word "Brones" slowly and menacingly, for an hour?

No, I thought not...

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The Neville What what what, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:14, archived)

This post clearly contravenes the Trade descriptions act.

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)

only a matter of time...

(Jimmi, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:10, archived)

Yay,

for "go large" day :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:10, archived)

i'm loving it

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:11, archived)

woo

love the filesize too!

SMASH THE SYSTEM!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:10, archived)

*fights the system*

*sticks it to the man*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)

see also:

B3ta.com 8am-1pm

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:11, archived)

ok, now even I am getting a little tired of this!

I got this in an email at exaclty a quarter past Irwin dead time this morning.

(Party Sausage, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:12, archived)

I was just sent this on msn

is this yours?

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MrA, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:11, archived)

I've seen this

on a couple other forums already.

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schesis reported missing on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)

I got it on email an hour ago!

^_^

(Papagato RackSpanner, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:27, archived)

please

someone kill me ...

is it ignore the twunting 50k limit day?

Can I post in fucking BMP format an all!!!!

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:11, archived)

yes

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:12, archived)

fuckinell!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)

yay!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)

it's a repost too

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:14, archived)

hehe

nice!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:58, archived)

is it Steve irwin?

in a snowstorm?

and the post is still smaller than most of the efforts.

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:17, archived)

it's a repost

of Steve Irwin in a snowstorm in the thames with the pope and John Peel.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)

The Queen is coming round?

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:19, archived)

Is Freddy Mercury coming too?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:21, archived)

if he is

im keeping away. hes a bit poorly in the spunk

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:25, archived)

He's got

lots of kleenex in the back of his car, apparently.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:28, archived)

go for it!

SMASH THE SYSTEM!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:12, archived)

post a corporate powerpoint presentation

that has over 100 hi-res jpgs in it

like the twunts in our marketing dept like emailing to everyone

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:12, archived)

ha ha ha

I like people who have no understanding of kompoorurs but use them every frickin day.

they make me giggle.

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)

this is a better angle

but I want my slice of the intynet back please

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:11, archived)

I got this earlier this morning.

wheres it from?

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:12, archived)

I've seen this twice in email already

Did you do it?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:12, archived)

I have seen this elsewhere too

Did you do it?

(Pesky Eskimo Gadzooks!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:12, archived)

you did not make this

please admit that you are a fool and that you are very sorry

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:12, archived)

How strange... and what a coincidence...

I got that in an email 20 minutes ago...

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)

See you jimmi

*glaswegian*

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Three Dog Man, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)

u could have at least said World Aquanaut Security Patrol (WASP) deny involvment...

gaaahhhdzukes man

(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)

That'd be funny

if it read 'World Aquanaut Security Patrol' instead of 'Stingray'.

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Curis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)

cool it

no i didnt make it, i got it in an email and it amused. lighten up! he is in a happy place now.

(Jimmi, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:20, archived)

*boik*

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:21, archived)

somewhere where he can't see all these sodding stingray posts I expect...

if its not yours, don't post it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:22, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers. Yer knob.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:25, archived)

I don't think that are being yours...

*emailed to me at 11.35am*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:34, archived)

Into ?

you didn't make it - so you are a cunt

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:36, archived)

Blimey this has just gone viral in my office

ps. 'noon all

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:08, archived)

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