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Story of my life..

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The Neville What what what, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

you forgot

'wank wank'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

I didn't

*fwaps*

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

arf!

actually, soup soup is a brill idea for lunch...as it's damn cold today

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

I was just thinking about soup

glad nobody posted a picture about raping the postman

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

You won't find donkeys in Homebase

Try Pets at Home

(Cuedoss, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)

Ah...geology field trips

reminds me of quarrys

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

tell me about your mother

*smokes pipe*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

"i'll tell you about my mother" BANG BANG BANG BANG...

If you haven't seen "Blade Runner", the above comment will make no sense.

Also, if you haven't seen Blade Runner, why not?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

I want more life...fucker!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

Hey...play nice

or i'll go off in a huff and do some productive work for my employer.

I think I had better do just that.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)

two for one Covent Garden soups at Tesco

mmmmmmm

_{*Advertisment}

(jmaxi returned again on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

Floaty soup breakout watching bird!

That is remarkably unlike my own life.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

The pedant in me asks...

...why is the soup steaming hot as it is coming out of the tin, and why is it being poured into a hat?

(Cuedoss, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

The Neville is what's know as

'eccentric'. Hot-tin-hat-soup is his favourite. He owns a red window and can quote smells.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

Thanks for clearing that up

*Goes back to preparing Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle*

(Cuedoss, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

you missed

internet internet

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

hehehe

woo

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)

catfood in an unturned hat.

toaster plugged into a digital camera.

bird with popped out eyeball.

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)

Soup for lunch! Braw!

that's what I 'm having and maybe a cheeseburger too. Grand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

Well lah-de-dah

soup AND a cheeseburger is it?

(is actually very jealous)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

I had

(posh) tomato soup with crusty french loaf cut into slices and then attacked with butter plus
one cup of tea (1 sugar, milk)

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The Neville What what what, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

soup is rubbish

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

Incorrect

Soup is braw.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)

Have chips with that

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

Incorrect

if soup has enough meat in it to be braw, it is stew.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

Incorrect and correct

Soup is indeed, if it does have meat in, it is indeed stew and that is indeed braw but soup is braw and that indeed is a well known universal fact indeed but it is at its brawest with 6 or more thick slices of heavily buttered cooked toast.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

Or two inch thick slices

of freshly baked bread

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

Mmm, hot water and toast!

we shall have to beg to differ.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

Dukey

If you don't have any plans to do it.. I have researched a DTF for 12:30.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

grand!

go ahead.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Will do your Dukeness

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

no, you are.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

Road Runner

meep meep.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

Woo.

Could you please bring out another book? Did the first one sell well enough to warrant it being the first in a trology or anything?

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Curis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

tsk. tell me about it.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

I LOVE THE BIRDSEYE

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

1..2..3..4..

twingtwangtwingtwangtwing

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Ian Woosnam, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)

FUCK!

that rawks

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)

that is now in my head

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)

sorry

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)

de de ding ding ding, ding ding ding ding

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)

damn that crazy frog!

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scoshi pretending to diet since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

Hee Hee, turned out nice again...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

hahah

turned out rice again

/chinese

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)

I'm hungry now

*drools over thought of sweet & sour chicken, duck pancakes with oyser sauce*

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

now i'm hungry

mmm sounds good....

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAaaaAAAaaAAAaaaagh

The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear!

Gosh it's been a while since I had an excuse to do that.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)

the fear seems to be in semi-retirement these days

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

Indeed

I am tempted to lead a resurgence of Fear-based postings

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)

Aaaargh!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)

OMG TEH FEAR!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)

i'm just waiting

for someone to remove the banjo and replace him with a her. TECnically she would then also still be playing the same banjo, but it would be invisible. There would be a joke involved. I'm not in front of photoshop so I'll just have to imagine it....oooh ye

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)

nice.

edit: and since everyone else is...

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

He likes it!

(Christopher Martin-Jenkins, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

I know that pic!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)

Hahaha

his hand action's slowed a little over the years

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Ian Woosnam, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

ding diddly ding ding ding

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)

super!

(dognutz, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

He's fucked now

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)

Flid Vs woman

place bets now!
You buy!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)

ummm

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)

that

is all of the ace

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)

with a feather!?

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

go on the clever clogs

how would you do it?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

*laughs*

but feels guilty as i know someone whose sister is thalidomided.. she is fit as well, apart from the arms bit...

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)

she'd better be good at oral

to make up for the lack of hand-jobs

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)

BLANK

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

the bill for my cornflake and milk covered keyboard

is in the post mictoboy

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< you, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

Mr Mictoboy, your Limo is here

I should warn you, though, that the gentleman driving appears to have horns of some kind.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)

feet jobs are OK

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)

I suppose I shouldn't post this then;

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

*flaps tiny arms around*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)

pfft!

*reposts*

*note to self - make new stuff.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)

hahhahaha

awesome :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

hehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

Lollage

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

aaarrrggghh!!!!

Finaly thought I had got that old b3ta competition entry out of my head and you put it back in there! damn you cruel funny image maker DAMN YOU!!!!!!

("Thalidomide shoe tying contest" from Special Olympics compo if you wondering)

oh and a woo for the image

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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

The worst job I ever 'ad....

(plant rolls out of bed like a fat wobbly tub of lard, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)

Haha! *clicks*

Could I just get a leg up on your thread here? I need to hop on this bandwagon.

Click for the biggest of the big!

Cheers.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)

man i click all the bloody time

but it doesn't get any bigger. liars

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

MMMNNNNGGG!

*edit* ... oh... i read that wrong :/

(likeajackhammer, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)

splendid

nice tash Tone.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)

excessive strain test?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

TJ! (nice pic BTW)

When I was much younger (i.e. at university) I used to attend various "rock" type clubs in London. One in particular was "The Asylum", several levels of dance-y goodness.

One one occasion I was there, dancing badly with my friends on the top floor (rock/metal as I recall) and then... there was a girl.

I saw her across the floor. She was, in the parlance of the time, "well fit" and moved like a slighty drunk rock chick (as could be expected). I was instantly smitten.

I made eye contact (a rarity in those shy days), and she didn't flich, I smiled and she smiled, and gradually we turned from our friends (along with much embarassed smiling and so on) and moved slowly towarsd one another until we were unmistakably -dancing with one another-. Joy.

Being an original soul dedicated to the eradication of cliches I prepared for the end of the track to speak. "What's your name?" "Can I get you a drink?" "Can I do a rude sex in you?". These and other questions were inches from my lips, as I leaned forwards, she leaned forwads, the moment was there...

"Smells like teen spirit" came on. The guys behind me di some kind of big cheery-arm-on-shoulders thing, and nudged against me none-too gently.

I was jerked forwards, my head whiplashing on my alcohol-loosened neck...

I woke up. I was being dragged from the dancefloor by friends (3 of them, I'm 6'2" and not small) with blood welling from my head. I groped unsteadily to the bar, got a cup of ice for my head (in-bar first aid is the best) and a second cup of ice for my poor dance partner. It took a little while (call it fifteen minutes) for me to get to a point where walking was an option.

I tried the top floor. No sign.
next floor. No.
Ground floor? No.

Outside I finally found her friends (who she had previously been dancing with). They told me, in shaky and accusing voices "We couldn't waker her up, she's gone in an ambulance."

My friends, paranoid as they were of the drugs in their pockets, hustled me home to avoid any possible police questions (I don't know, we were drunk students, it didn't need to make sense).

I have never seen her again.

So, here's my question (via an extraordinarily tenuous hope that degrees of kevin bacon and the relative retellability of this story will find a link) ... Anyone recall this incident and know who she was? Is she alive? Able to walk?

Thanks for reading.

Yes, you are my many-years-past-potentially-crippled-dance-partner-finding-bitches. Dot com.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)

so.... many.... words.....

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)

yet you say so much

with so few.

*bow in admiration*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)

: D

I've read it now.

I feel your pain brother.

I fancied a girl for ages at uni. We used to smile at each other almost daily, but never stopped to speak.

One night she approached me outside the uni bar. I was tripping my tits off on acid and speed.

I have no idea what I said, and she never smiled at me again.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)

also

that was all originally written out as a threadjack of a pictureless post, to try and add some "content" without exposing my shameful shoppery skills. Sadly the pictureless poster relented and removed their blasphemous progeny from the board, and having typed it all out I wanted to post it.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

I hate it when that happens

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)

I unfortunately got off with a bird before, and she was a right munter

She saw me in a nightclub the next week, and I unfortunately screamed in her face. Got a right slap too.

Laffed all night at that.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

I bet it was in Barons

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)

no actually lol

twas Quids Inn (even worse)

Did you know Barons will be closing for good?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)

I thought it had already closed!

I haven't been out in Swansea for years now.

Did you see that Grime Scene Investigation programme with the 3 girls from Neath?

They swabbed them after a night out in Swansea to see how dirty they were. They were filthy!!

last episode on this page...

www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/tv/grime_scene/episode_guide.shtml

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

me mam told me about it, said it was really bad

Me missus has recently quit smoking (due to Nell on the way), and we went in the local last night for about an hour (was speed drinking).
We got back in and was completely stinking of smoke etc. The nightclubs in Swansea are much much worse than that and are well famous for being stinking.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

STALKER

*points*

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)

Too many word-things.

Need pikchors to look at.

No, I don't remember this incident - in fact I have never been to the Asylum, except in my days of insanity. Sorry!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)

i once pogo-ed into japanese girl in the 100 club

that was embarrasing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)

i read the first and the last line

the bit in the middle looked boring

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)

that's fair

I am trying to work out if I know, you, but can only be bothered to read the frist and last letters of your username.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

hehehe

good comeback

I have read it now and I feel for you!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

I'm slightly to the left

not so rough

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

*fumbles*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

my
god..............

so many emotions.........

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)

well,

I don't love you, but can I have my eyebrow stud back?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)

genuine lollage!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

hahahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)

pfffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)

i was the ambulance man!!

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

"I groped unsteadily to the bar"

try and grope more steadily next time

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)

I was

an inexperienced groper at the time, still unlearne'ed in the ways of the craft.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)

Send it in to Radio 2

they have a section for this kind of thing.

Though usually it's got less headbutting.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)

*provides accompanying music*

members.aol.com/FFnn6/romeo.mid

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)

she is dead...

she was my sister...NOT!

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

I remember her...

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)

even more genuine lollage

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)

I'm glad someone got some benefit

from that awful, awful night.

You bummer.

(p.s. plz send pics and upload codes, thanks)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

pfffft!

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

ho ho ho!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)

i still

feel him...........

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

that girl was me

I am now happily married with 14 kids

sorry, someone had to do it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

14 kids?

I'm well out of it then.
Glad to hear you got on ok.

Please send my eyebrow piercing to me, it has sentimental value. (I once embedded it in a girl's head)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

erm

can you translate that a picture?
thousand words etc

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

Poligen Ha!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)

yes

hold on while I google "the bird"...

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

woo!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

'lo peeps.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)

Furry

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)

I prefer "fluffy"

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

That's what makes you a

furry.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

ha ha

you got him there!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)

hahahahaha

(garfi3ld, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)

WOW

AMAZING HAIRY CURLY TURDS!!!!1!!!!!

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

AAAAHHHH MAAAAAYYYYY MMMMMMMAAAAAAYYYYIIIINNND!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

pffft

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)

SHE'S CURLING ONE OUT!!!

i make myself *edit* LAUGH */edit* which is all that matters!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

Ding dong!

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

dirty ... dirty ...

she needs a bath with lots of bubbles

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

That's an excessively large string.

*yiff* *click*

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)

string?

tine of the month?

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)

Tyne of the month!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)

its the middle one

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

'ning, chap!

How are we today?

Lully picture, btw.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)

Angry......

.....stupid vending machine won't give me my crisps.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)

I'd suggest kicking it, screaming, stamping around, swearing and crying.

But whatever you do, don't try and tip it!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)

hahaha

urbanlegends.about.com/library/graphics/vm2-s.jpg

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

i have a big bag of banana chips on my desk

that are far healthier then crisps.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)

i'm nibbling on nuts

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)

nnnnNNNUTS!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)

That's nearly as cute as the bohmuphs one...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)

pity this doesn't work anymore

www.hack247.co.uk/category/coca-cola-machine-hacks/

if your around vending machines...

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

Claws + beanbags

= trouble
Woo

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)

indeed

but we still need to see it.

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

A cool pic for you to do

A denizen driving a martian tripod causing doom

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

thats a serious pube problem she's got

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

great stuff

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

Tubgirl?

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

oh dear

the pic will never be the same

*yaks*

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)

NNNNNOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)

Tubgirl? What's that?

*googles*

Oh.

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

yiff-tastic

:)

i would say that there is almost beaver in that pic, nawty JJ.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

Squirrel.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)

strategiacllay obscured

like the old nude vets in thta comedy show a fgew years back... what was it called??

w/y/h @ pic

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)

That was Armstrong and Miller...

And it was the best bit of the show =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

Look at the otter on that...

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

best user name ever

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< you, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

I CAN SEE BURGER!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

Put your hot dog away

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)

STOP BEING SO TALENTED........!

....carry on

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)

This is what it would look like if JJ had no talent:

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)

Cheeky.

You've just reposted the original. :-D

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahaha ace

/phwoar!!!!

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

Morning JJ

1 Clicks on image
2 Enlarges image
3 Stares at area behind heel
4 Squints
5 Rubs eyes
6 Squints again
7 Decide i'm seeing things that aren't there
8 Closes image
9 goes back to work
Repeats steps 1 to 9

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)

*follows example*

(likeajackhammer, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)

hahaha

^that^^this^^theother^

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

Like a 747 at 30'000 feet

Icy flaps.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)

*stretches*

woo!

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)

Crikey, looks like a nasty break in that left leg!

She wants to get that down to casualty! ;-D

(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)

My characters are really flexable......

.....in certain images, 2+ of them get in some incredible knots.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)

That's good and clever and funny.

You can be my friend.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)

hahaha!

*tigs*

YOU'RE IT!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

*sob*

I hate living with the social stigma of being 'IT'. Why do people mock me so?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

Changing the image to negative...

really shows up Scarlets growler.

I salute you sir.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)

she had rickkets at an early age.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

Oh my!

What an image to see just before I stagger off to slumber! Another nice one m'lud!

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Ratsta, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

don't like her lower leg.

sorry.

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Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)

who the fuck is sam?

woo!

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)

that'd be me

/actualnameblog

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)

Sir Sam Spam?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)

nope

just samuel

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)

so are you not really a knight of the realm then?

have you just been pretending?

is it to steal old ladies life savings?

do you have a false mustache?

goddammit I want answers!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

yes.....

yes!....YES!!! and i would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids

*twistles false mustache*

edit: at least im not masquerading as a kiddies bank account, to try and get into kiddies bank accounts

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)

I HAVE OVER £6.17 IN THAT ACCOUNT NOW, WHAT WITH COMPOUND INTEREST AND ALL

I'll not be buying you a present when I cash it all in for retirement

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)

hahaha

PROFIT!!!!!

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

At least he's not pretending to be continental to romance his way into old ladies life savings...

damn...

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)

Derek Acorah-biscuit's

personal ghost from the future/past or possibly medieval times called Sam. He feeds him lies and
deceit and refuses to tell him winning lottery numbers

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The Neville What what what, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)

hahaha

so did you find them in the end?

edit: you should have just insulted them over and over and over until they rename the show "most taunted"............badum..........tish

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)

I didn't

nope. I ended up getting involved in a seance in the basement of a pub though. Almost as good and hokey :P

(

The Neville What what what, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

Winning lottery numbers

from medieval times? Blimey.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)

Someone call?

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)

"you recieve a knighthood

take £200 as a duchey"

(

Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)

pass it on the left hand side

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)

*passes*

*out*

(

Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derek_Acorah

The best bit is his demise... and to get his own show because of it.

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)

the guy is such a dick. It should be illegal for him to have airtime

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)

That's lovely.

Here, have this:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)

God

I fucking hate Derek Acorah and his horrible cheesy grin.
Not to mention his mongoloid co-presenter.

Marvellous pic as always!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)

I'll ask again as I only got one reply (although I guess that means no)........

Did anyone watch Most Haunted Live last night and was this scary ghost art actually shown?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

hahahaha

You been at the psychic drawings, have you?

I hope Mr. Bald Chap With Big Ears showed that, I really do.

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The Neville What what what, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)

I was hoping someone had posted a screen cap when I woke up this morning

He showed off a pic I did once before, but I can't find that now

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

I didn't see it, sorry.

So I have no idea whether they showed your automatic drawings. I like to think they did though, it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

How's your back?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)

I din't see them either

but I did turn over to watch the secret policemans ball at 10/

Boosh, boosh, mightier than a moose!

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

i fell asleep before that bit and left the tv on,

woke up to the boosh and called my mummy cos of the scary dreams.

(

Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

That was great.

And, surprisingly, Russell Brand was actually amusing.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)

The Boosh made me laugh muchly...

So I changed my sig in appreciation =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)

the boosh were utter shit

most unfunny thing on a not very funny program... unfortunately... altho most modern comedy stuff doesn't make me laugh either... hmmmm

boosh on radio4 is occasionally slightly funny.

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)

I love the boosh

but I fear they may have jumped the shark with that performance. Just wierd for the sake of being wierd.
And Russell Brand WAS REALLY FUNNY!! I am aghast!

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)

Thats excellent

I always liked it when he did the spelling of names bit.

Whats that Sam?

T-W-A-T?

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)

i'm getting the word.....nonce

/phoenix nights

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)

Hello Mr. The Neville.

What advice have you to give me today?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)

don't...

no.. never.... no wait, always. yes, always make sure you're wearing pants. yes

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The Neville What what what, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

Jolly good.

Although there may be bathing problems there, as my pants are soluble.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)

He's been saving up for this

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Ian Woosnam, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)

hhahahahahhahahahahhhahahah

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)

he's a handsome devil

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)

He actually

looks scarier with normal teeth. This disturbs me. However this picture is woo :D

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)

pfffft!

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)

BRAW

also :

www.b3ta.com/board/6088977

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)

excellent!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)

Thats

cockin ace

(

DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)

I recognise those teeth!

They are the hippo's teeth

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)

They must have the same dentist

(

Ian Woosnam, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)

ha ha ha

Very good!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)

CLICKY FOR BIG

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)

I can hear a bandwagon coming

CLICK FOR BIG

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

oh god

please no

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)

hooray!

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)

what a strange collection of results

www.big.com/search.php?query=big&x=0&y=0

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)

...

Grrrrrr.

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CaroWallis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)

:(

wassup with your boyfriend?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)

It's OK.

I don't shout very often.

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CaroWallis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)

you should shout more often

it's good for you

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)

Haha, my boyfriend has had two FPs in a row...

... the jammy bugger! He almost phoned me up to ask if I was a Mod.

(

CaroWallis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)

I didn't realise you were romantically involved

I thought you were just friends

You are obviously too polite in public

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)

Yes, romantically involved for almost 11 months.

How very scary indeed. I must away now, into town. Good day! :)

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CaroWallis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)

What delightful blogging!

immechanical.diaryland.com/030730_30.html

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)

is this your blog?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)

Dear god no!

Was one of the results from Ms Wallis' search thing up there type of thing. Thing.

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

ahh I see!

what a funny old internet it is.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)

Hahaha - I am so nosey into other people's lives!

For more delightful blogging: don't click here whatever you do! :P

(

CaroWallis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)

I clicked...dear god, I clicked...

And I was greeted by a mans rotoscoped penis.
DAMN YOU!

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)

Haha! How bizarre!

(

CaroWallis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)

oh dear

CLICK FOR BIG

i am so sorry, really, i am so fucking sorry

(

Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)

I think that has bindun actually

click for biggie...sounds like a Leningrad

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)

*shakes fist*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

what a great new thread!

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)

*celebrates*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)

fuck

off

(

MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)

CLICKY FOR BIG

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)

i hate you

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)

*bums*

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)

*groan*

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)

You're too clever by half!

(

CaroWallis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)

Groooaaannnn!

click for big

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)

haha

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)

b3ta.com/board/6484723

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)

*wolfbags*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)

b3ta.com/board/6484738

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)

in my defense

it's an oldie

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)

Hahaha

Excellent

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)

hahaha

oh dear!

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)

jeeeeeesus!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)

you called?

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)

hahahaha

christofy that water!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)

pffft is that Rob?

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)

it's Jesus. He is Magic™

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)

he seems to be turning everyone gay too

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)

*POOF!*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)

Ace!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)

Haha

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)

hahaha

no idea what I was trying to achieve here:

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)

cor!

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)

i was going to make a comment on his big hands

but then i realised he must need them because
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS GIRTH!!!

*bottom winces*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)

Maybe he was just thinking back

(

@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

HA!

You wish.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

*spangs*

'Ning Chappy, all well?

*glares*

(

bennyhillslovechild, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)

*bums*

ning! Fine here! How about your good self?

*glares back*

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)

Fine and Dandy-oh Thank you,

Apart from being rather suddenyl unemployed....:(

(

bennyhillslovechild, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)

shit!

what happened?

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)

Well....Boss came up to me on Saturday

and said, "Marc....it's been a bit quiet recently, so erm...I'm gonna have to cut your hours a bit"
"Okay" says I, a tad dissappointed what with Christmas coming, but oh well....
"Great" He said...."you finish tomorrow"

(

bennyhillslovechild, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)

isn't that a tad... illegal?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)

that's what I was thinking

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)

Yeah. More than likely.

Some notice would have been nice. I just told him that "while I accept your choice as a purely business decision, the way you went about it was completely disrespectful and discourteous" Then told him to "get to fuck, El Cunto" and walked out

(

bennyhillslovechild, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)

mate!

get yourself to the citizen's advice bureau
i'm sure they can at least get you some sort of settlement
and it'll keep your days full until you get another job

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)

Hmm...

Didn't think of that....gotta be worth a try.

And I have b3ta to keep my days full....just think...all those puns I can come up with :)

(

bennyhillslovechild, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)

That's fucking shit! Take a big steaming dump through their letterbox

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)

right - your getting this for that

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)

*dies*

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)

That's a quick repost

I normally wait at least a day...

(

Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)

I forget after a day

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)

Ba dum tish

*puts away mini drum kit*

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)

*chop sticks*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

*bum licks*

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)

*Bill Hicks*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)

*Rocky Balboas*

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)

'ning, everyone.

Hope you all had a happy Halloween.

I didn't make a pumpkin and there were hardly any trick or treaters in my village, so I can't post a picture of my amazing vegetable-based creation.

But never mind - at least I'm in a foul mood today, and when I got to work I saw that the new No-Smoking signs are wrong. They've sent us the signs for Newcastle:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)

remove one of those slashes

and it won't be a redex

/edit: that's it
*smirks*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)

Didn't edit it...

EDIT: 'ning, bloke. ~~No killing knife?~~ oops

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)

WRONG B3TAN

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)

'ning!

?? it redexed as of a double slash before the filename, and now it's visible, but the double slash still stands

killing knife / double slash??

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)

and they've put your personal email address on the sign... surely that's some breach of data protection thingumy? :(

(

Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)

Probably. I'll have 'em for that when I can be arsed.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)

you are Harry Enfield

AICMFP

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)

Hahahaha!

Turtally ace!
Wheee! 'ning!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)

Aye, no smoking anywhere in hospital grounds...

but feel free to pollute it with your car exhaust fumes.

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)

Ooh, little bit Ben Elton there!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)

Too right

They're also quite happy to accept tax money, part of which is collected on the sale of tobacco

(

fuscous, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)

Arf!

But those signs are meant for Hull, surely?

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

Alas, the inventor of the straw hat has snuffed it

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)

Awww, now that is sad news.

Good Morning Davey! How goes it?

(

CaroWallis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)

Braw!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)

What is hump day?

Am I missing out on some exciting sexy thing?

(

CaroWallis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)

Peak of the week . . .

Wednesday, dear . . . it's downhill until the weekend! WHOO-HOO!
Duh!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)

Oh yeaahhh...

... us non-worky student types forget that!

(

CaroWallis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)

arf!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)

Arf!

The mad dead racist.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)

Apologies for file size

(

Ian Woosnam, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)

hehehe

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)

Oh, I see,

it's like that, is it?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)

please optimise your file

or someone'll get hurt

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)

*checks file size*

there's nothing wrong with... Ooooohhh!!

Woo!

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)

^^this!

woo!

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)

i was

almost gonna nazi then,then i got the joke.

TJ: has the board just slowed to a snails pace for anyone else?

(

Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)

nope, speed's okay here

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)

it's cut to fuck round these parts

the comedown is horrific

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)

HAHAHA

fear teh caps lock!!

(

Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)

hahahahahaha

I dunno...I quite like the taste of chalk

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)

i thought branston

was back for a second. its till creeping at my end, maybe the IT department think i should be working instead.......

(

Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)

Arf!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)

oh good lord....

the puns!

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)

shape up

or ship out

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)

I think the file size is just fine

Stuff the nazis, we're all on broadband

(

Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)

cock

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)

stuff the nazis,

what a catchphrase. if only you were the jewish propaganda minister in the thirties. if only!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)

hahaha

excellent...

(

Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)

likewise Mictoboy could have been a spin doctor for the third reich

"Cock" he'd say

(

Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)

and how the jews would cower.....

(

Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)

that's german for 'military advance'

100% of FACT

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)

gah.

but woo.

(

sunny_jimbob, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)

Woo!

and yet groan.

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)

badum tish

That am woo

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)

hahahaha

quality.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)

hahahaha

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)

Gah!

but Woo :D

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)

Ooof

(

DogHorse plop, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Good Morning, b3tards. I feel sick, how about you?

(

CaroWallis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)

Good Morning

I do not feel sick, thanks for asking.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)

Hurrahs!

Neither do I now! Hair of the dog!

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CaroWallis, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)

Hahaha!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)

(Undercovers, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)

i laughed my tits off at that

it goes well with proffesional widow thats on my mp3 player

"GOTTA BE BIG!"

(likeajackhammer, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)

Yey for apple-stumphead midgets :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)

hahaha

much yay!

(

Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)

*munch, munch, munch, munch, munch, munch, *
what?

Me likey

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)

haha yay!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)

Yey indeed

he's lully :)

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)

More!

Ning!

They don't care much for being handled:

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)

cheeky basket!

*gives ASBO*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)

How crude

but verily woo

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)

Ewww

Mollusc mucus.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

cephalopod

flob

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)

gastropod

gob

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)

my post was hand crafted

apparently without reference material, so I say you win by default.

P.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)

i was hoping for a whole string of these

wasn't pedanting,

however a cephalopod is in fact more along the lines of a cuttlefish or a squid as the difinition is a mollusc that uses water propulsion to get about

/pedantblog

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)

I call him Stephen.

Stephen's hawking.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)

hmm

cephalopod - foot on its head
gastropod - foot on its tummy tum tum

sounds like you're righter than me there, thinking of how a snail's put together.

I like the way you're put together. I want to be on you...
/anchorman misquote blog

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)

that reminds me, i saw the exorcist last night for the first time

funniest film evar!

"do you know what your cunting daughter did?"

pfft. swearing is funny.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)

He He

Acetastic

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

hhehehehe

snails got noses? q:

morning sexy! (:

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

Growr.

Morning, honeybunch.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)

howr wrood!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

that's ace!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

that boy better not be french...

woo!

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

mash the little fucker

so that the snail can escape.

Braw!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

hahahaha!

Grand!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)

that's well animmed

woo :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)

hahaha!

ning.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)

Hahaha

aceness!
Woo

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)

Look what we did!

Image hosted in Warren B3tas Anus - click for free B3ta image hosting

My and the lady friend got a bit carried away last night!

EDIT: Smaller? Sorry, though "width" brought hte size down! Sorry Dailuppers!

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)

PHANTASTIC!

who are the lady and the fella?
buffy and spike?

they're all brill

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)

817.37 KB?

you're getting carried away again

but they're really good though

7/10: enough buffy, little steep in the kb section

/edit: much better!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)

oh dear

i didn't notice the filesize :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)

^this

oh fucking ^this
edit: ooh i see

he's one of those...

Profile for nowimboard:

a member for 3 years, 11 months and 3 days
has posted 853 messages on the main board
has posted 981 messages on the talk board

edit2: ever so sorry, i forgot to say, they are all fucking ace, i love teh gizmo, but that pic is ridiculously huge

edit3:YAY!! fank'oo

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)

heh

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)

the truth

the truth

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

Bang 'im to roights guv'nor

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

That's not fair!

I rarely post in the main board as I dont have any pictures to post!

*humpf*

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)

sorry,

just being a pedant arse really. just playing on the "/talk" "/board" rivalry.

GO /BOARD!!!

(

Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)

Thats ok,

Im not loyal to either board really. Im not popular enough to have ties to either!

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)

Sorry,

wouldn't belive i took the photo on my phone though. Check out the original, its moooosive!!

(

nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)

so, can you link it or optimise it then?

apologies don't cure the problem

edit: ta

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)

Dana International

Hitler, a giant squid and Gandhi? Woo!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)

at first i thought it was her from st etienne

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)

*fw...

enough of this!
She is all of teh sexay

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

hahaha

I wonder what happened to them?

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

they dissapeared up their own arses

when they realised they'd only ever be one 'hit' wonders

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

That was it

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)

now now, their "good humor" album

is my favouritest album ever.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)

Wows!

They're crackin!
Got the others, but what's the one on the right?

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)

gizmo from teh Gremlins!

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)

*belms*

Oh yeah!

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)

I think it's one of them furballs

that turn into a gremlin

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)

It's Gizmo

innit?

(

Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)

very nice, but can you carve a hole in my bandwidth now please

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)

Go on, make it 1MB

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)

Why stop at 1Mb

Make it at least 100MB
Mua ha ha ha
*updates plans to break internet*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)

*converts swap file to jpg*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)

Damn foiled...

*shakes fist*

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:18, archived)

I think they are brilliant

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)

That am all the aceness

But large in file size.
Reduce
reduce
reduce

Fankoo!

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)

MINE

(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)

grand

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)

That brilliant!

I did oogie two years ago. Zombie Pumpkins is brillian!

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)

It's not oogie boogie,

it's the shadow on the moon at night.

(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

its oggie boogie thank you

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

it's not.

(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

TIS!

(

nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)

if only there was some way to settle this..

some sort of website designed to search for things...

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)

Website?

Damn..
*puts away gladiator ring*

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)

Or maybe the site its from!

www.zombiepumpkins.com/burton.php

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)

ace

loads of people have done that one on the right... still woo though!

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)

It's because

IT IS THE COOLEST

(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)

fuck yeah!

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)

^ this!

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

Fancy!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

woo-o-rama!

love the gizmo one!

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)

optomise it quick

or i shall be force to get carried away with your lady, and i'll film it as well.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)

at work..

how to optimise?

(

nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

www.dvdsmiles.com/Default.aspx?Content=ConvertImage

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)

Fancy!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

i done it for you, now replace the other one.

Ta!

[edit]you problem was that you just resized it in the browser window, not resized the actual picture which is 2048 x 1536 pixels.

[EDIT 2]hazzar! well done, much smaller, you've given life to those still on dial-up.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

woo

yay

click

(

Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MY SHIFT KEY PWNS YOU!!

(

Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

*BOINNNNGGG*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

hahahaha

is that you and your soapy carrot cock?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

it's a soapy sausage!!

:P

i'm holding the camera

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)

hahahaha

*twangs the twanger*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)

swap it for this one:

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/DSC00157.jpg

edit: or this one.

nicely done, by the way.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

YAY

you save teh internetz!!

(

Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

Braw!

put that on your CVs

(

The Duke of Prunes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

i only did one this year.

www.flickr.com/photos/97736418@N00/284625447/

(

sunny_jimbob, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)

That brilliant!

I want to do that next year!

(

nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)

Cor, they look just like these ones!

In fact they're identical!

zombiepumpkins.com

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)

'ning all

have my post-pub Halloween doodle from last night.

Apologies for the image quality; my scanner appears to be a big old pile of shite.

EDIT: New! View my shoddy pencil work in all its sharpererised glory!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)

all you need is alittle 'sharpen' action

is ace

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)

yeah but

then you'd see just how shaky my pencil work really is!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)

is good, really

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)

aaah now I feel all warm and fuzzy.

*blushes*

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)

very nice

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)

silly woman

that's no way to do the sweeping up!

:P

*breathalyses*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)

plus it's much more fun if you don't ride it side-saddle

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)

one word:

"splinters"

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)

Yay

post halloween goodies.

Now gimme some candy..

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)

maybe you drew it blurry

its verr nice

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)

that seems too well draw to be 'post pub'

you don't seem to have drunk enough.

but it is nice, i like.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)

dammit

I've been sussed again. I'll write 100 lines: "I must drink more beer"

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)

i don't want to catch you not drinking again.

;)

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)

*hic*

yeesshir

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)

lovely.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)

fwoar

a tranny witch masturbating with a broomstick up her arse. a but nsfw.

(

Frumbert has no sig, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

woooooooo yay!

here's my effort from last night. shortly after it was stamped on by The Youth....

(

jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:37, archived)

after? or before?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:38, archived)

I think it lacks a comma

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:39, archived)

could be...

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:40, archived)

COCK FUCKING SHIT HORSE MINGE!

better?

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)

what happened there?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)

he said 'lacks a comma'

comma was/is a board member who swears a lot.

sorry...shit joke time

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)

oh right

but i was also referring to the deleted post

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)

haha oh

I realised that even taking into consideration what I said about there being a full stop, ta comma would have still been a good idea.

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)

cool

for a moment, the deletion coupled with the swearing
made me think someone had upset you :)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)

much

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)

Aaah

children letting off steam on the internet!

Ning!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)

ning waspy!

(

mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

The Youth?

as in the Musical Youth?

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:40, archived)

sonic youth

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)

hitler youth

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)

Yootha Joyce?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)

*fwaps*

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)

hmmmm

in her younger days perhaps

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)

images.google.co.uk/images?q=Yootha%20Joyce

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)

which leads me to restate: ?

she looks like margi clarke and maggie thatcher's love child

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)

I concur

*anti fwaps*

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)

my *fwaps* comment wasn't reflective of how attractive I find her.... and was in fact written for a cheap laugh... as in, every word association on here often ends with somebody fwapping.
Results so far have been disappointing. :D

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)

ah ok

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)

*fwaps*

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)

*spawf*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)

*Yootha Joyces*

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)

*re-Joyces*

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)

Nah, right now would be good

Bit of an effort digging her up, but well worth it.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)

she wouldn't look any worse than Paris Hilton's mate, wossaname

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)

Dipshit?

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)

euthenasia

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)

euthenafrica

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)

heh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)

tru faks tiem

one of them is dead
one of them is a priest
one of them is in prison
one of them is now a woman
all of them are brummies

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)

the last one

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)

sorry, the correct answer is

none of them even knew what a dutchie was, and indeed ever since nobody really knows to this day, despite the revelations of the time

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)

it's a made up word, to replace 'doobie'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)

nobody knows

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)

I always thought

it came from the times that the Dutch were conquerors of everything.
When the Dutch settled and formed a village, it was regarded as a Dutchie by the English locals.

This could be complete garbage. I shall ask my Dutch girlfriend.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)

According to teh intrawebs:

Originally, this song was "Pass The Kutchie," meaning a marijuana pipe. Because all the members were between 11 and 16 years old at the time, the group's manager suggested a lyric change, replacing "Kouchie" with "Dutchie." The name change also helped it get airplay on radio and MTV.

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)

i was bastard close

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)

you win a mystery prize

have a dig around in this sawdust filled bin and see what you can find

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)

free sawdust! YAY

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)

I stand

corrected.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)

I don't think anyone

in Holland knows what a dutchie is either

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)

I felt inspired

to try and turn mine into Tony Rudd.

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moogy boobles, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:40, archived)

looks like john noakes with a beard

who is tony rudd?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)

Legendary

singer/song writer, had a hit Machadaynu.
Look Around You series one is repeated tonight on BBC2 I believe.

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moogy boobles, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)

Machadaynu ... machadaynu ... machadaynu daynu daynu ....

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)

Ha ha haaaaaaa

the winnarr!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)

I might get a few if they are reduced today

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)

there you go

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)

arf :D

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)

*pats back pocket*

ching! ching!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)

ooooh rolling back prices eh!

EDIT: NING!

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)

*rolls back foreskin*

'NING!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)

gah! teh smegma!

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)

*bokes*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)

*wipes on curtain*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)

*enjoys*

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)

looks more like

harold shipman

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Just Flange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)

That explains

why I didn't get many elderly trick or treaters last night (I could tell, none of the Werthers originals went).

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moogy boobles, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)

cor! I would have had tham

(the Werthers that is, not the old people)

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)

harold shipman?

/*grape minds stink alight

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)

Wow, that am brilly!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)

Good effort,

well done!

In other news: Ning!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)

how many times can I pearoast this?

woo to you!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)

acenessing!

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)

not enough

it's ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)

Many times!

And every one is well worth it considering how fan-dabby-dozy they actually are :D

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)

is it real?

the left one looks a bit stuck on....

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)

of course it's real

*harumph*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)

this is true

we all know you lack any shopping skills

;D

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)

Hey,

he managed to buy a pumpkin so he must have some shopping skills...

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)

Cor!

Why has everyone got ace pumpkinage and I haven't??

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)

...because you didn't buy any pumpkins? at a guess

pfft

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)

We did have one ashally

put the design was utter pance compared to these belters

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)

well you did better than me. I didn't even buy one :(

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mugatu, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

woo!

they're brilliant!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)

at least one more

as always...

Edit: Woo to them both I say

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)

fucking kids of today

you should have smashed their heads with a cricket bat.

we only had one set of trick or treaters last night. 3 12 year olds, 2 in face paint and one in a wolf mask, one of which told my wife that his mate fancied her.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)

hahaha

we had a fair number of trick or treaters
mostly ickle kids dressed like pirates, being looked after by parents

only two chavscum

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)

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