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# Posted on behalf of a longtime mate working in Australia at the mo...

and


If you're nice about them, he may sign up and produce more of this stuff...

In other news, 'ning all
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# all Australians are secretly jealous of the Brits
we have all the charm and good looks
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# arf
soccer football

edit: clicked the wrong reply..
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
you haven't been taking your medication have you?

Remember, we got rid of Syeve Irwin, you still have Jamie Oliver.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# time to pad up
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# so true
and yet, so sad.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Good Ning
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# 'ning Archie

I have to say, cricket does nothing to meeeeeeee
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# ahhh Vienna?
/Heathen ;-)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# prezactly
but I guess us dutchies have our own niche sports ;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)
# apart from soccer
what other sports are played in Dutchland then?

we know you can't play rugby!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)
# oh, all sorts of sports really
but the most popular (besides football) and in which we can win Olympic medals are ice skating, cycling, volleyball, hockey, swimming, those sort of things
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# do the swimmers wear orange swimsuits?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)
# they did
I think, but not any more

in fact, it was blue and orange
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
#
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# we just need monty
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# morrrrre

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Arf!
Nice
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# good morning mr architect!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Englanders
don't want to think about rugby much right now either, do they?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# At least our football team are half decent
Oh wait...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# yeh, but our chess team kicks arse
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Despite the rape claims?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# and suicides.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# did I say 'kicks arse'
I meant 'rapes children'
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# and our Angry Staring team is destined for greatness
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Cricket?

I've made it smaller now and I'm going to post it everytime anyone mentions cricket,
you see if I don't!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Cricket?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# cricket?

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# yup, Cricket
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# I'm going to stop before someone gets hurt

...


cricket?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Cricket.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# *trembles*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# good god!
*fears*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Cricket Mask Replica?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# his hands are too small
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Cricket?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:36, archived)
# o rly?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# smaller!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)
# cricket?
cricket?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Cricket
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# I think I'd better stop this
cricket
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Cricket.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# I've had her!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# whatever you say chief!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Wooooo!
Sign up! 'tis easy peasy and the best thing you could evar do!


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# 'nings, Dave!
Are we well?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# It's called football
You complete and utter cunt.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Yes.
Nice username.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# RIS
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Heh! First of many, I expect.
Also: Good 'nings to one and all this fine day. How are we all?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# I think/hope we are all grand this fine morning,
I hope the same goes for you
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# I'm not bad at all, ta!
Apart from being at work - but hey, it could be worse.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] i thought i'd at least make an entry....
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# did you shop her mouth?
woo!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# nope... but you reminded me... i forgot to shop her eye brows...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# oh dear.
this is painfully true.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Haha! So true.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Haha!
*nods sadly*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# Dirty mouth
Bitch whore angel mother.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# A christmas carol SHOOT EM UP!
www.christmas.bit10.net/

Been working on this for a few months now on and off, anyway thought I would share with you guys... Enjoy!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Hi you might wanna check the FAQ at the top of the page.
*pulls up chair*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Cheers old chap
:)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# he made it - it's graphical
he can post it here
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Would the Links Board not be more appropriate.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# ahh - that is where the grey area begins
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# no
the links board is for interesting stuff you've found but not necessarily made yourself.
if you made it, you can post it here.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Then why have an "I Made This!" tag?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Grey....very grey.....
Ah well was just trying to do my bit and help someone out anyway.

I did not flame.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# MMMYYYYY MMMYYY-IIINNNND!
it is all of the urine-moist
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# it's a grey area.
but i have no problem with this sort of thing.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# "careful now!"
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# then why is there an "I MADE THIS" option???
hmmm? hmmm?
:D
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# ask rob
/bothered
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# no mere mortal can speak to the Ginger Diety!
the mere sight of his posts causes your eyes to explode!

it says in the FAQ
"Come Friday, and the arrival of the newsletter, never look directly at the screen... periphery is your friend"
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)
# I was going to say something but it must have be said a few hundred times by the time I finish typing this
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# I think I've told you about a squillion billion times...
DON'T EXAGGERATE!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# why's that then?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Why are you such an
anal cunt?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
#
b3ta.com/links/

Also: Try removing the white from the falling objects edges

Also2: I got to 64% on level 3 :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
# ... and add more cars?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# woo to more cars..
The game was originally made without the white stroke around each object but we decided to put them in so the targets stood out a little.

They wouldn't let me put a dinosaur in the credits either... Would of loved a Godzilla town smash at the end. :(
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# has anyone got a link to the old Snowball game?
hold on, fuck it, I'll look myself :)
ace
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# you mean
bukkake warrior III ?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Oh THAT one
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# it's almost as old as you that one
1998, that's around the time you were born isn't it? ;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:36, archived)
# That's the year
he drew his first Ford Cortina.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# awww, they grow up so fast these days
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# 37% - I'm shit!
love it though!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# good game, good game
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# i like the numbers going up at the beginning
then it crashed
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# 77% Accuracy.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# 88%, I've got your back, Riggs
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
#
ba co
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# cock riggs?
sounds like some dodgy contraption from ann summers
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# nice work
got 69%, but in the end I was just emulating a machine gun

69, dudes!
*high fives*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# wooo
to shooting teddy bears with shotguns



(41%)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Yaaay!
That's rather ace.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)
# nicely~!
bah humbug!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Ning!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)
# :D
I really don't understand why people watch cricket. Playing's almost enjoyable, but watching it?!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)
# I used to think that until last years Ashes
I think its the anticipation of the bowl.

Althouth basketball and baseball are similar in that they are much more fun to play than watch

and Woo to Joe Scaramanga
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:10, archived)
# I have never understood either totally you know.
And well you only have to look at kevin Pietersen to see the types that play it ;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
# I don't so much have a problem with cricket...
... as much as staying up all night watching it.

This was actually inspired by Mrs Scaramanga the other night.
She couldn't sleep, went in the front room, and I told her to put the cricket on... she was spark out in five minutes.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# PEOPLE ACTUALLY PLAY CRICKET?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# STOP SHOUTING!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
# START SINGING!
♪♫ I DON'T LIKE CRICKET NO NO ♪♫
♪♫ I LOVE IT OH YEAH ♪♫
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)
# GET DOWN TONIGHT!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# *dances like Bob Fossil*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Bob Fossil is class.....
what a character "And here we have the Grey Leg Faced Man"
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Elephant? - sure if you want to use the latin
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)
# "note to self..i hate the whites"
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)
# fosse, shirley?
or is there a reference i'm not getting?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)
# The Mighty Boosh
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# "and that's why i don't like cricket"
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# you don't like crickets?


unashamed pearoast
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Well that one i do
Bouncy!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# "Athletes" apparently
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#
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#
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#
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# Heathen
;-)
/obligatory wink
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# In case robots come along in a spaceship, and kill everyone
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# indeed, couldn't agree more
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Monty 4 teh win
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Frame #3
Would!
edit: Maybe someone did already.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
# looks like you did
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Was that me?
Hang on, I'll go again to make sure.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)
# porridge stirrer!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# porridge gun
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Zzz....
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Ning
I like Cricket i just don't like watching or playing it.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)
# I like this cos it's true.
Have a completely unrelated pearoast...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
# oh the huge manatee
I like how Mr P is holding his stomach in for the bed shot
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# yeah
it was a nightmare to shop but at least someone noticed!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# that's the funniest thing I've ever seen
and I've seen me naked!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# so have I
and I disagree.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Pfft!
Poor Prescott, he looks so sad in the last panel.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Yup
good stuff
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:05, archived)
# goodness!
ning!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:06, archived)
# good ning to you sir
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# tis a fine ning too for this time of year
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)
# OMG Yaoi Potter!
arf!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)
# *fears yaoi*
hard. I've seen scary things
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)
# smart!
what's the character actually from? a Capcom beat'em up or an anime?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)
# It's a new gta type game
in a manga stylee

linky

I was going to put hermoine and the ginger fella in too, but ginge looked far too girly to carry it off
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)
# nice-ish
I like the bike design
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
Can't wait for the Bridget cross-over.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# ahahahahaha!
That's ace!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# hahahah
(although i misread that as 'mansa' at first)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:17, archived)
# hahaha thats ace!


mine on the other hand...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Pffft!
hahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)
# you are davew27
AICMFP
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:03, archived)
# Hahaha
*hands over £5*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:04, archived)
# *spends on sweets for everyone*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)
# yay! mojos!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# I even have the right username for it!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Worst vector drawing of a horse I've ever seen
Just kidding. its a lovely horse car.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:03, archived)
# that's not a schooner
it's a sailboat
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Well I wouldn't go sailing in it.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
#
gravytrainboat
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# it's done a big grey wee!
woo though


can we have a Fiat 126?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:04, archived)
# It's raining in the picture
But I can't draw rain
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)
# I like these.
How many have you done now?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:05, archived)
# About 50
*checks*

54, not including repaints, edits and pictures smaller than 800x600
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Good show!
But then I have no interest in cars.
Just running gags.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# I wish I could colour in pictures of cars
no, I really do.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:06, archived)
# For Milkman Dan who loves the things in the background so much
there's no foreground . . .



(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:56, archived)
# oh there's always one, in every kickline.
tch.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:57, archived)
# That one isn't even standing in line.
I think its the complementary 'slow' kid that had to be included so they just put him on the side where he wouldn't cause trouble

/may or may not have been that kid blog
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)
# hehehehehe
yey!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:58, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffffft!!
That's cocking ace!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:58, archived)
# Thankyou!
Have you changed your name . . . it doesn't look familiar . . .


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Name, underpants, mind
Everything!! I used to be Zoot Lyingtwat.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:03, archived)
# Indeed!?
Have this then!



(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:06, archived)
# an epic
woo
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha !
almost fell off me chair
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
excellent work

have this woo:


woo


ning
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
# ning stinky!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
# *sniffs*
??
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:05, archived)
# heeeeeeeee!
horsey can-can!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:00, archived)
# GIRAFFE!
GIRAFFE!

GIRAFFE!


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Alaska
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:04, archived)
# they look like
alpacas to me...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# hahahahah
oh yeah, they have the long neck fittings.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Haha nice!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)
# he's 'aving a
giraffe.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:03, archived)
# no cause for a llama . . .
Camel-ong quietly, sir . . . Alpaca your bags


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Yay for Corporal Jones!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

PS: howdy you!

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# ha ha - you mentil!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)
# *wipes eyes*
I can see a dth post! something must have changed in the works firewall, YAY! I'm so happy
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# hahahahaha
fantastic!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Nice beaver!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:52, archived)
# what what what what what
good show
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:53, archived)
# The one on the right should have a Fez on
and saying "just like that"
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:53, archived)
# ^ thiiiis
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:55, archived)
# If i had the time,
patience,
skill,
talent,
and life in me i would do it.

As it is i am in work trying to get a fucking pigeon out the office again!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Again? how often do you get pigeons in the office?
And what if they want to buy something?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
# We have one almost everyday.
The building i am in has a Clock Tower and we are in the room below that.

They come in through the access panel and then we have a ceiling tile removed to allow Cat 5 Cabling into the ceiling runner. They get in there somehow. Pesky critters.

apologies for length....etc
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Get maintenance to whack some chicken wire over the hole and run the Cat 5 through it.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:06, archived)
# We have had them over about 6 times
Fucking useless.

I put a requisition in for a Air Rifle yesterday....see if that goes through...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Har har very suave
*edit* Hang on, Is that a willy I see?

NSFW!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:57, archived)
# top hole!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:57, archived)
# arf
They look more otter-like to me though.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
# *turns fan on*
that should cool them down


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:00, archived)
# and you disapprove
of inter-species alliances?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Depends
on how sexy the animals are.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)
# He's got an erection
How sexy is that?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Sexy enough for me!
I sent you a message by the way ^ ^
:)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# That's the right stuff, old stick!
*click*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
# They are otters
you complete and utter rancid cunt
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# God you people are so
blinkered
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# As the festive season swoops majestically into view have this:
And also a request for help:I have a load of images of Mrs. Beast on a USB stick and I've copied them across to my machine - they are visible in thumbnail and filmstrip views with no problems, but some are coming up redexed when I try to open the file properly and half of them won't open in tattyshop at all. I'm getting the message "Unable to complete your request because a JPEG marker segment length is too short (the file may be truncated or incomplete)" Any chance of a hand from a genius? Or failing that, someone who knows what they're doing?

/beg
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:47, archived)
# Easy,
what's happened is that the JPEG marker segment length is too short (the file may be truncated or incomplete).

What you need to do is make the JPEG marker segment longer, which should untruncate and complete it.

Happy to help!

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:48, archived)
# hahahahahahah
remind me to get your book of "top tips and help around the house"
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:50, archived)
#
get a JPEG Marker Segment Longifier, from www.whatareweyourjpegmarkersegmentlengtheningbitches.com
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:50, archived)
# 'lo you!


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:57, archived)
# What kindof images?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:48, archived)
# Dodgy JPEG errors!
Crikey.

You might want to try transcoding them. That might sort it out for you.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:49, archived)
# try opening them in a decent package
like Paint Shop Pro - it's a bit better at file handling and convcersion so may overcome the error. Grab a demo off Corel.com
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:51, archived)
# do Corel do PSP now?
*goes back to dark cupboard*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:52, archived)
# yes
they bought it off Jasc a couple of years ago
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:54, archived)
# ah
that's the most useful thing I've learnt from b3ta since finding out Tycho Brahe had a metal nose
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:57, archived)
# yeeeeey for paint shop pro!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:01, archived)
# ^ this.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:03, archived)
# indeed!
version 7 and proud!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Or IrfanView
which is simpler for opening / converting files
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:03, archived)
# or internet explorer/fireweasel
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:06, archived)
# How many backs
has Mrs Beast got?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# ning ning ning
people don't want to see naked pictures of animals with big breasts - that's wrong - what they want to see is an OAP with CrackCol's head in a hole with a bag o'crack. Now that's interweb!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)
# ding!
first Stemil offence, picture's too big.
If you want to be accepted this time you've got to play by the rules chap.
You've had people's backs up in the past, so don't give them such easy ammunition this time.

And you don't want to get kicked off before I've drawn your zombie now do you ;)

edit - good work, you celarly want to stay longer this time :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)
# Can I have a Zombie drawing?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:51, archived)
# if you submit your stuff,
I don't find your face hard to look at,
and I have the time to do it yes.

Details in Profile
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:53, archived)
# haha! My face is in my profile!
I have submitted some stuff, not a great deal though.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:58, archived)
# If I wanted a zombie weasel
Could it be done?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Ok, I can dig that.
Touchez Mr. Toast, Touchez
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)
# that is all of teh big.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)
# it must be Big Wednesday
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:46, archived)
# needs bigger tits.

and more fur.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)
# I have this strange urge to say
TIMMAHHHHH
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:47, archived)
# *YIFFS*

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:48, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:51, archived)
# morning!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:56, archived)
# good old crackcol and his daily mishaps
whatever next I ask!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)
# t-mobile???
so i'm surfing the web looking for guitar tabs, and what should pop up, another annoying t-mobile advert, but i actually looked at this one... and noticed something...



shrinkified by popular demand, 10 or so b3tans can't be wrong.. well apparently..

yeah erm, and as seen as its bin dun so many times before, i'm just gonna go back to bed and think up something original, oh i know! a fluffy cock.. no wait thas bin done.. yeah anyway.. morning all :P
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:40, archived)
# haha P per minute!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:40, archived)
# pee?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:46, archived)
# Took me a while to see that
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:58, archived)
# WOW!
i've not seen that before.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:41, archived)
# really?
I've seen that done at least twice
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:43, archived)
# *offers loan of sarcasm detector*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Like thats a good idea!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:56, archived)
# FFS
Is this now a daily post?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:43, archived)
# didnt want to break tradition n all
oh well i didnt know it'd bin dun.. i jus lurk here, i dont actually read the boards :P
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:45, archived)
# eh?!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:49, archived)
# *agrees with this*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:17, archived)
# gah!
not again

and not so pointlessly big!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6552867
www.b3ta.com/board/6547386

There are three more if you glasscock it.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:46, archived)
#



Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:47, archived)
# 104k per still image, more like
meh
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:47, archived)
# thinking of the bills
gotta keep t-mobile happy.. think how much you could be paying per kb for that bugger???

yeah so i just woke up and fell pray to the peroast plague.. i'll go back to bed and make something better up in a few hours
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:49, archived)
# can you fix your mistake first?
just resize it a touch, it gives new people the wrong idea
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:52, archived)
# seen as its you
i spose i'll shrinkify it.. now for bed time..
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Ning.
Big Chloe.
Yesterday's lineart - with colour.

OK....I'm off to draw something without boobs or anthro characters.....
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:28, archived)
# She could do with a couple of sessions under a sunlamp
Or a couple of hours lying down in the carpark of the Miner's Welfare, entertaining the members
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)
# she's a goth
a massive, goth, naked, squirrel with tits and huge hair-do
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Cor!
/Penfold
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# crumbs!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:33, archived)
# crikey!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:36, archived)
# "GET THE FUCK BACK TO DIGGING THAT DITCH, PENFOLD. THESE WHORES WON'T BURY THEMSELVES"
-Danger Mouse
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:45, archived)
# o_O
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:58, archived)
#
squirrel Skunk
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:03, archived)
# i love albinos
the pigmentless skin, the red eyes, gets me off every time.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)
# I can see her laydee bits!
'ning all.


EDIT: Eeep grazed nipple!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)
# ooh that's gonna sting
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# She seems surprisingly ok about it though
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:37, archived)
# It's those
damn feline guard hairs!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:40, archived)
# ning ghosty
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:35, archived)
# smashing
how about the intricate workings of an 1815 pocket watch?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)
# draw a calculator contemplating life without solar power
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# I like this^
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:34, archived)
# tragic
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:59, archived)
# Would
With a boom-ladder.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:33, archived)
# You'd need a giant penis-suit
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:35, archived)
# Fold ears back and...
DIVE!!!!! [BB voice]
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)
# don't forget the scuba gear
'ning
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:47, archived)
# Ning Pzyko!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:54, archived)
# 'ningaling weasel

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:56, archived)
# BOOBIES
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:35, archived)
# well spotted.
:)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)
# i'm righ clever i am
i'm doin' a degree, innit!

/still proud
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)
# A degree in cleverness?
or boobies?
or clever boobies?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:46, archived)
# your degree was in squirrels with tits
mine is in clever engineering stuff
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:58, archived)
# Noooo. My qualifications are all Advertising and Illustration......
....in other words: catering for the demands of the masses and presenting them with images they say they want to see :D
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)
# NUNS WITH SQUIRRELTITS.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)
# and yet you've still not done sexy nuns
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
# Touché.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# 'ning and woo!
and also bye, as i'm going to the cinema.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:35, archived)
# at 9:30 in the morning?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:36, archived)
# ning!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:37, archived)
# don't forget your coat
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:41, archived)
# OOOOH GOD I HOPE IT'S THE FUTURE OF AGRICULTURE!!!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:39, archived)
# it might just be...




*starts drawing*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Cracking tits grommit
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:41, archived)
# My.
What a wonky pudenda.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:41, archived)
# still no
designer vagina tho ;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Some looney
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)
# needs more Stingray
but woo
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:25, archived)
# Woo and Yay
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:27, archived)
# They ares watching me!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:29, archived)
# You can't see me--but I can you!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# Gaaah!
They know my thoughts
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:51, archived)
# erm
who is this?! yay though!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:28, archived)
# I can't see your lovely wall properly
someone has stuck a picture in front of it

;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:29, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:34, archived)
# not arf!
erm..pop pickers
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:50, archived)
# nice Syd-ing
edit - it could also be Terry Hall! - similarity between the people, not that you done draw him wrong ;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Awesome work!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)
# that's right good, like. pet.

*shuffles off*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)
# WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I'm a zombie!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:01, archived)
# haha ace!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:01, archived)
# Nice hat
and intestines
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:01, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the zombies
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:02, archived)
# only the ones with the prettiest entrails
/Lecter blog
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:04, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:03, archived)
# Strum that gut, rude boy!
 
Woosome.

..and it's goodnight from me.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:02, archived)
# 'night!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:02, archived)
# 'Night!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:03, archived)
# I hope this makes your random quote on the stats page ;¬)
G'night!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:05, archived)
# 'night!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:08, archived)
# Yea, nice hat.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:02, archived)
# Beavers ate your feet!

'ning all
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:04, archived)
# Ning mediocre!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:05, archived)
# He's more mediocre than that


small 'm'
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:08, archived)
# Aye, grammar got the best of me
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)
# the dirrrty auld whoer
/obvious
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)
# auld?
alud
adul
luda
ladu

No idea
*edit* Wait, was that an accent?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)
# 'ning everyone!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
# 'ning!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:09, archived)
# Thats pretty damn cool
:o)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:05, archived)
# naaaiiiice
veerrr naaaiiiice!
woo to HappyToast the big shit!


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:08, archived)
# are you Italian?
;¬)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:10, archived)
# erm... oui...
:)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)
# apparently I'm a c*** too
so make sure you update your textbooks accordingly
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:19, archived)
# just saw that
:(
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)
# I don't think I was out of line
and tweaknik did update it immediately - which was as lovely a thing to do as the artwork itself.
Why is it ok to call people who make a faux-pas (especially new folk) rude words, but not offer a polite reminder to others?

The hypocrisy on this site can get quite irritating if you ask me :p

/morning whinge.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)
# no you're not
you're a cyborg
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:10, archived)
# i'm a zombie cyborg!
how fucking ace am i?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)
# bigger hat for Mr Aphex please!
;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:19, archived)
# Ithankyou
*winks and points*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:25, archived)
# my word
that's a bit woosome.

'ning Freebs!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)
# Ning Geoffrey
(said in Zippy Voice)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# is he playing
a riff on his entrails?!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:27, archived)
# that's a goodun
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:57, archived)
#
you are tom waits and i claim my gnarly old dough
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Meh
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 8:08, archived)
# George Clooney sleeps with pigs!
 
300 pounds is a lot of pig meat.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 8:10, archived)
# Good eats!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 8:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is better without the news story.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 8:24, archived)
# Dude, your web log is totally taking off.
 
Three new posts today!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 8:48, archived)
# I got something else to post later too!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 8:58, archived)
# Where? Here?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:00, archived)
# nope, on http://twelveangrymen.blogspot.com/
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:01, archived)
# ooo
that cylinders site is great

*digs out old tunes*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:02, archived)
# I'm actually quite surprised, but all I can say is FUCK YEAH!
If things continue, I have big plans for the new year.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha....
ah... poor piggy.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:25, archived)
# messed up her face
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:32, archived)
# boots
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:33, archived)
# nice perspective
looks like the boots are resting on the paper.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:00, archived)
# i like.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:03, archived)
# very nice
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:44, archived)
# bootiful.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 8:03, archived)
# I'd look pissed off too if I was birthing those boots.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:42, archived)
# All OVER her face.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:52, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:58, archived)
# looks like a child.
which is creepy.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:56, archived)
# Looks like a middle-aged midget to me.
which is sexay.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:58, archived)
# Ditto... err well not the sexay bit.
There's something not quite right about the proportions. Makes her look like a (insert the current PC term for vertically challenged person).
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:43, archived)
# Agreed, its the head.
I think its a wee bit too big.

Donno, I think we're still allowed to call them dwarfs/midgets
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:20, archived)
# Rowrrr.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:29, archived)
# drawin' boobs is hard
I challenge you to draw a decent rack from life
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:02, archived)
# YIFF YIFF.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:44, archived)
# YAY!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:50, archived)
# oh noes!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:09, archived)
# *guffaws*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:14, archived)
# CDY!
Crudely Drawn Yiffing!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:20, archived)
# ^_^

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:23, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:25, archived)
# Heh.
 
Funny, I was just looking at this when it suddenly dawned on me (in light of your cos-play comment earlier) -

THEY'RE DRESSED AS THE FUCKING POWER PUFF GIRLS.
THE FUCKING POWER PUFF GIRLS!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:31, archived)
# BUTTERCUP, BLOSSOM, AND BUBBLES. IN RUBBER.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
Your animation of those still makes me laugh hard.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:42, archived)
# fucking HOT isn't it!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:41, archived)
# I like to move it move it.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:42, archived)
# "I don't think you realise who wears the CURRY STAINED TROUSERS in this relation-shit!!!"
anyone...? i have cayke?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:20, archived)
# !!!!!!!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:26, archived)
# I thought that was the joke.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:53, archived)
# Yeah, but I just thought they were into rubber dresses.
 
You know, for kicks.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:55, archived)
# that's rather good
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:53, archived)
# yo.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:06, archived)
# This overwhelms me.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:10, archived)
# abstract. I like it.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:12, archived)
#

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:20, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking at
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:21, archived)
# A disproportioned person in the act of devouring a satyr?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:22, archived)
# Yea but whats with the straw/arm nipples/tail
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
Aceness!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:30, archived)
# I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:15, archived)
# GENIUS.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:34, archived)
# PAEDOPHWOAR!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:07, archived)
# sexy librarian! phwoar
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:00, archived)
# Yes?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:02, archived)
# She totally is
how does one come onto one's nude model, anyway?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:02, archived)
# Wank closer to them, of course!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:05, archived)
# *slaps head*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:06, archived)
# Gradually
get your lad out over a period of minutes. If noticed act embarrassed and say "it's just because I like you. Would you mind if we did it?". Then you get on with it.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:06, archived)
# Front door. Back door. Both door.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:58, archived)
# "it isn't fair that I've seen you naked but you haven't seen me. How about we discuss this over a bottle of absinthe and maybe some weed."
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:12, archived)
# Roofies
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:14, archived)
# I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR GCSE ARTWORK.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:42, archived)
# Are you coming down from that heady dose of cartoon porn yet?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:46, archived)
# I read some poetry and it calmed me down a bit.
A BIT. I still haven't slept :(
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:49, archived)
# Have you tried doin' that low yo-yo-yo
like any other fella?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:53, archived)
# You mean wanking?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:53, archived)
# Yea,
Wrangle your fandangle
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:57, archived)
# haha
needs more '1'
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:08, archived)
# Walk the dog.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:56, archived)
# AROUND THE CORNER.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:13, archived)
# And in the park
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:18, archived)
# THE CREEPER!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:23, archived)
# hahhahahahahahhahahha!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:46, archived)
# very artistic
old meets young kinda feel
well done
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 8:16, archived)
# G'day!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 8:28, archived)
# good work
especially if that's charcoal, very difficult to draw with.

*clicks*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:09, archived)
# But at night


he's Dolly Rumsfeld
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:19, archived)
# We're definitely not in Kansas any more.
 
woo!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:24, archived)
# SISSY TIEM!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:25, archived)
# Panto time!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:06, archived)
# OH SNAP.
DONNY JUST GOT OWNED.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:25, archived)
# Here's what I made today:
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:46, archived)
# i cant listen to it now.
i will later.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:09, archived)
# I'm finally going to put some stuff on twelveangrymen tonight..
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:19, archived)
# Yay!
He says having posted bugger all yet.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:24, archived)
# come on.
even I'VE posted something.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:29, archived)
# True enough.
I will make the effort to post a
few things soon. Next day or so.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:33, archived)
# Shazam.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:53, archived)
# Got em.
edit: cr3ation seems to hate my uploads.
I'll try on my other OS/browser later on. *grrr*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:59, archived)
# FUCK YES.
I LOVE YOU ALL.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:02, archived)
# I see Leningrad's signed up, too!
 
What a sexy bunch.

I did laugh at that lamer wolvo trying to spam his myspace.. anybody actually look at that?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:10, archived)
# Yeah, I was a bit confused by that one.
"Hey I had a similar idea except that mine involves Rupert Murdoch, adverts and no collaboration between posters. Actually it's just a myspace profile that asks people to post their music on it. Go there instead."
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:18, archived)
# Great
I like the bluesy one alot
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:39, archived)
# Cheers!
 
that little descending riff is a bit Metallica / House of Pain, but it soon turned into something completely different..
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:54, archived)
# How about a Donald Parton?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:34, archived)
# mwahaha. seamless.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
Donald Bumpsfelt
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:50, archived)
# This fills me with a kind of fear that I have never felt before
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:42, archived)
# Sexy fear?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:55, archived)
# The taste of bile in the back of my throat tells me "no"
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:01, archived)
# Surfing b3ta: Hot Aussie summer style...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:13, archived)
# ahahahah.....this is cocking mint!

*click*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:14, archived)
# It took me too long to do this.
*restocks beer fridge...


Cheers!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:17, archived)
# those beers cold yet?

I'm dry as a coffin dodgers minge here...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:46, archived)
# Arf!
*pours you a scotch while you wait*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:52, archived)
# Cheers...that'll do nicely :)
*quaffs*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:58, archived)
# I'll join you
*pours*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:00, archived)
# The beer is now as cold as ice!
*shouts round of Cascade Premium Lager
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:04, archived)
# YAY!
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(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:16, archived)
# Yay - indeed!
I was working on a round a Beer anim and you beat me to it.

Cheers again!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:21, archived)
# hehehe ;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:26, archived)
# fattythread.
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(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:17, archived)
# fattythread!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:26, archived)
# did you eat your party hat, fattyman?
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(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:46, archived)
# How the hell do you find source pics like this?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:54, archived)
# [/;-)
Teh Interwebs!
In this case, a collection of
scary album covers. Link is
dead now, but I saved the best.

edit: But you may find some here too.
www.bizarrerecords.com/
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:08, archived)
# Isn't that a Frank Zappa
album cover?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)
# Handsome beasts
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:50, archived)
# If u play that in reverse
she'd be shitting penguins
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:30, archived)
# Fattythread
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:29, archived)
# wurgh..
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:31, archived)
# CHRIST. FUCK.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:31, archived)
# hahaha!
the earrings make this perfect.

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(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:32, archived)
# Same person if I remember right
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:35, archived)
# same muppet, you mean.
kisses....

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(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:36, archived)
# HEALTH AND SAFEFATTY
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Waller, you shlehg!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:04, archived)
# Made me think of this....
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:33, archived)
# Fuck!
Nasty that. I should do her a favour and give her a face.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:41, archived)
# FACEFUCK
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:34, archived)
#

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:45, archived)
# heheh
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:51, archived)
# You need a wrench this big for a wench like that.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:01, archived)
# Christ on a stick!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:05, archived)
# From whence in the dark depths of the interweb do you dredge these things up?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:25, archived)
# CosPlay threads & tags rule.
And by 'rule' I mean 'cause vomiting in yaks at 20 meters'.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:30, archived)
# the wonder woman outfit actually makes it more difficult to determine the person's gender
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:00, archived)
# I'm sure the belly-hang makes it hard to tell when the outfit is off too.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:06, archived)
# WHY CAN I NOT LOOK AWAY
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:18, archived)
# lust.
luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust!

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(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:29, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:20, archived)
# AHahaahahaha
IM CRAZY
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
by the way nice pic
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:22, archived)
# wow
Mother, nooooooooooooooo! 'clicky'
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:23, archived)
# christ on a bike
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:24, archived)
# It started with a....
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:25, archived)
# mwahahahahaha
*breathes*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:26, archived)
# he's my nephew.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:27, archived)
# Brill :)
well as this seems to be the place for all things fatty...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:47, archived)
# Raputini?
:D
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:58, archived)
# Wasn't Raputini a Russian dissident ?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:01, archived)
# Maybe a Russian descendant...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:03, archived)
# Despondent Russian?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:28, archived)
# a Rushing Despot?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:35, archived)
# Rusty dishwasher
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:46, archived)
# Roving Car-jacker
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:57, archived)
# ROARING FUDGE PACKER
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 8:22, archived)
# ROLL FUCKING CALL
I don't care if you've never posted, if you lurk or if you give a shit ROLL FUCKING CALL!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:58, archived)
# HERE SIR!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:59, archived)
# take a left
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:00, archived)
# Off the David Gilmour album?
/take a left, a deep left now *guitars*
HAHAHA! I just reminded myself I made this over a year ago...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:02, archived)
# you left winger!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:04, archived)
# YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SOCIALIST PARTY COMMITTEE! I can see it!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:09, archived)
# hahah....ace!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:09, archived)
# Haha
I like that!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:14, archived)
# WooYay!
*solo*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 5:03, archived)
# I'm pretty sure my dad has a documentary about this somewhere.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 8:34, archived)
# I'll have a ham and cheese one please
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:59, archived)
# over to the right, take the door marked pisstaking fuckers
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:01, archived)
# *pissfucks*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:04, archived)
# *wankbums*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:05, archived)
# *bumwanks*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:06, archived)
# /unlurk
/lurk
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:01, archived)
# not here
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:01, archived)
# *shits down your neck*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:02, archived)
# good thing that I'm wearing my
shit repelling neck guard!

now fuck off and try to shit down someone else's neck.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:05, archived)
# would you like melted fuckeryburg with that?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:02, archived)
# 'ere!
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(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:01, archived)
# *waves jovially*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:03, archived)
# *waves back like a loony*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:08, archived)
# mines a ploughmans please

edit: just noticed that my hair is the exact opposite colour of my face and vice versa!!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:02, archived)
# gherkins, or would sir prefer anchovie stuffed olives?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:03, archived)
# ooh!
er gherkins please
its nice to have choice though
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:04, archived)
# choice is always best
especially WHEN THEY GET RAMMED UP YOUR ARSE sorry, when you eat them.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:07, archived)
# how come
everyone else is left winger apart from the me..
THE GUY WITH A COMMUNIST SYMBOL AS A USERNAME!!
typical blinkered tory, to busy up his own arse
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:10, archived)
# you are clearly faithful
to the precepts of the revolution. YOu will be rewarded, comrade.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:14, archived)
# damn right
night b3ta
fucktards
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:15, archived)
# well how interesting.
what do they call that?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:39, archived)
# yea!?
who called?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:05, archived)
# me you utter left wing cunt
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:05, archived)
# Slimy right wing twat
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:10, archived)
#

edit: roll?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:07, archived)
# that looks CND to me
are you left wing? I can see it in your soul! LEFT WINGER!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:08, archived)
# AAAAAAAAUUUGGHHHH

 
um
er

oh.
oops...
sorry
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:17, archived)
# that looks
more of a muffin
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:08, archived)
# but it was rolling on the floor
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:15, archived)
# pfft
meh
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:16, archived)
# more of a bun
ashley
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:17, archived)
# Here!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:10, archived)
# you new labour consrcipt
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:11, archived)
# *parp*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:10, archived)
# that was a trotskyite fart
I heard it well.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:12, archived)
# that smells!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:13, archived)
# Oh cock off
you cock cockling cock cocker!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:17, archived)
# 87.2% on the cock scale
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:21, archived)
# i'm over there
honest
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:17, archived)
# thank you
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:20, archived)
# hello!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:18, archived)
# you fucknig turd burgling socialist cunthole
chop chop.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:20, archived)
# I don't have any political views!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:25, archived)
#
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(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:19, archived)
# JUST RAM IT UP YOUR SHITTER WILL YOU
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:21, archived)
# wear the gloves with the fish hooks!
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(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:24, archived)
# ahhhahhahah!
 
Just noticed this pic.. great stuff.

*lubes*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:00, archived)
# hello.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:23, archived)
# you mugged your own mother
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:31, archived)
# DO I HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:34, archived)
# Suck my balls
you threadwasting, dicksnot slurping, ring stretching dog watcher.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:25, archived)
# mummy?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:30, archived)
# *raises hand meekly*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:28, archived)
# Shhhh... dont distub me
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:31, archived)
# cilla?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:17, archived)
# *Wanders over from /talk*
*Raises hand*

*Fucks off to bed*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:52, archived)
#
*rolls into b3ta*
*waits*

NeoThermic
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:53, archived)
# here!
you cunt!™
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:53, archived)
# hello?
...relurks
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:14, archived)
# good evening
to you
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:38, archived)
# Here!
furiously wnaks.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:39, archived)
# What?
What!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 4:44, archived)
# Present and accounted for
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 6:41, archived)
# ooh me me me me
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:14, archived)
# Ooooh ooooh...
Me me me me me me meeeeee - I wanna play!!!
*plays*
*yawns*
*goes back to beds*
...
*profits?*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:39, archived)
# All
present but not quite correct, y'honour
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 8:07, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 8:24, archived)
# cunty mints
cunty mints, to good to hurry mints

/relurk
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:01, archived)
# EH! WHAT?!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)
# *stands to attention*
You make me feel funny.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)
# So there's no picture
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:19, archived)
# Nice.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:23, archived)
# Hurrah
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:24, archived)
# Greatest of all the flakes.
I'm disappointed at the duplication of the s though- I hoped for more than one for each letter.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:27, archived)
# Nice
www.geogreeting.com/view.html?zfmUoCGc+gB3pRzK+W

It does a few extra characters too ()*:
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:26, archived)
# sly
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:29, archived)
# I couldn't give a Monkees really
someone had to do it.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:33, archived)
# subtle.....
yeah - subtle...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:38, archived)
# Australia and NZ are not on that map

who is responsible for this???
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:36, archived)
# Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:42, archived)
# I fuckin knew it!

the name Mahmoud always makes me laugh for some reason
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:56, archived)
# i shall be in perth soonish if you fancy a beer
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:51, archived)
# for sure...when you over here?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:54, archived)

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