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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

That is brilliant

*clicks*

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

yay!

hello stranger!
Not seen you since the death of the orange!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

you win awards

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gravytrain, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

these are very nice

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

Ah, splendid.

Always wondered why Rudolph's nose was red.
It's dripping with the fresh, warm blood of his fat employer.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

WooYay!

'tis a plot devised by the easterbunny to take over christmas, i tell ya!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)

Huray

a new desktop image!
Woo and yay to you

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)

they're great

*clicks*

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lemonhead, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)

If you think a prostitute is at risk please call.....

(gjfreakboy, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

get in! lets go killing non-prossies!

its THAT time again!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)

time you un-muted your volume!

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

Your screams make him feel uneasy about what he does to you

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)

hell no... then i can't watch porn...

(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

not furry porn I hope

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)

headphones...

my dear Watson

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)

Honey!!!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

Ha ha!

Good god honey monster, I don't fancy yours much.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

I think she's a HOTTIE

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

She could do with a shave

at least.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

imagine what her mimsy is like

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

A right mess

If the Honey Monster's been through it.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

honey nut!

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)

hahahahahaha

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

But 'distroy' is not a word.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

This kitten thing is cool

woo to the original pic too!

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)

That made me laugh in the middle of yawning

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)

hahaha grand

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gravytrain, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

Ha ha ha!

good God.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

Gork!

That's my first proper laugh of the day. :D

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

there's a nip in the air....

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

CFB

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

woo!

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

Wooo

Thank you :D

(Brocko, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

This

is great. I like your car stuff.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

Eek!

Poor Leonard.

Still. It'll save buying a turkey, eh?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

ANIMAL KILLER

EDIT: Leonard has flid like qualities. I like that.

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

KILL IT!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

Ha ha

My bubble expands. That's what I tell the girls anyway.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

i noticed...

... I think i've got how you've done it

(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

is that done in php?

am i right in thinking you're:

creating an image
overlaying the kittin
taking into consideration height and width of text box
drawing speech bubble
putting text in over it?

(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

Yes.

Sort of.

I get the height of the truetype text boundary box (the width is fixed). For the wrapping I used some code I got off the PHP site and modified it so that it actually worked. I couldn't be bothered to spend half a day working out how to wrap ttf text.

Once I work out the height of the text I create an image that height + the height of the kittin image + some gaps. I then draw the speechbubble to surround the text, fill it in with the background colour.
I then stick the text on, load in the kittin and copy it onto the text image.
I then squirt it out as a GIF.

Hurrah!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

The staging server i leech off hasn't got php installed..

... i'm using an ASP dll that's pretty nifty, albeit gay cos its ASP...

and i'm lazy :(

(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

I haven't got a clue what any of that means

php? penis hip prosthetics?

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)

t'is "Personal Home Page" open-source tinterweb language..

.. b3ta is written in it

*edit* hover over "reply"

(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

It doesn't mean that

anymore.

They don't like to refer to their humble origins. I think it doesn't really stand for anything these days, or if it does it's something like Pre-Hypertext Processor.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

gah! thilly billyth!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)

It's recursive...

...it stands for PHP Hypertext Processor

Clever, huh?

Er...

Geeks, eh?

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Rincewind, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

I love Leonard

and I love Kat.

I love strips with Kat and Leonard in them! \o/

And I love you too, JJ!*

*In a purely platonic manly way of course.

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Ratsta, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

*grunts in blokey fashion*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

I love him in wholly non-platonic way

...just not in a Love way!

I would

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

hahahaha

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

i like this... just the one...

(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

I say we start a

save the Leonard fund! He could end up in Hospital for Christmas and that would be terrible! The poor little soul!

Just imagine the chaos Scarlett would cause visiting in hospital...

(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)

Oh noes!

Quick, put him down!

(On the floor...)

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)

I'm fast running out of new things to say

this is aardvarkingly good

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)

Dave wasn't allowed on the bus...

First post - release the rhinos

(Prawnsoda posted this on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)

he came on the bus, giving it all that *does hand gesture*

very nice, and woo for that, welcome aboard :-)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

haha

lovely
cracking first post
welcome

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

what sexy Brian saids

woo

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

i am sexy you know

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

I don't get it...

... but me likey
woo and yay... welcome to b3ta... thou art doomed!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

In London

there is a Travelcard and it is called an Oyster card.

www.tfl.gov.uk/tfl/fares-tickets/oyster/general.asp#what

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)

ooohhh.... that am making teh sense now

(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

hahah

lovely
*clicks*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

hahaha!

Genius.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

haha nice

well done new person, well done INDEED

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gravytrain, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

Hello new person

Great post.

*waves kitten*

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

Yay.. good first Post M'Youth

Hurrah at you...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)

Nice first post.

With this post and your username, are you intending to follow a crustacean theme?

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

Themes suck squid

Ahhhhh....

(Prawnsoda posted this on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)

all aboard, plenty of room upstairs.

ding, ding and welcome.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

Hooray!

Haha - you stupid lobster idiot Dave! Hahaha! Wait in the rain!

*does wanker gesture at Dave*

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crab_bloke), Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

Harvey likes it.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

as do these guys

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

hahahaha woo

welcome to b3ta! :D

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

Fat Santa

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)

I'll be getting charcoal in my stocking this Christmas

cos I ain't on noone's list!

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)

*adds to list*

there you go ... a LARGE lump of charcoal ;) better?

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

in the shape of a cock

(w0rmwood pearl, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

Fanta?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

ooh

if you're offering.

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)

pardon

???

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

I hope not...

/lives near Ipswich blog

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)

Only if it's the lunch list

time for a nap.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

BASTARD!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

what list - the sex offenders register?

woo!

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)

he looks like a drunk

have my santa colour mash from last year

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gravytrain, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

Oooooh.... Pretty

*Watches until Eyes Glaze and Tongue lolls out of head*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)

i thought

he was watching pr0n

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

That's nice

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

woof woof

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

nicely done

woo

(I bet it leaves a mess though)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)

top shop!

excellent

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Milkman Dan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)

Cool kittensays thingy says

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)

splendid stuff mister s!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)

woo

excellent!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)

Have my standard pearoast nr 1

[Edit] - how rude - woo to you

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Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

Woooo Woooo

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)

He MUST lose!

(BONGY, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)

who the fuck is that

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gravytrain, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

David Cameron,

I think.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)

seamless

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)

fuck off

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

ouchy

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

meh

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

ftang!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

hehe

you could change the others to louis(grandpa) Sharon (Elvira womany thing) Simon (herman) and kate thornton (the fit cousin)

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)

or you could :D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

I could

and I just might..
:p

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

RIS?

and should I care?

EDIT: Ah it's to do with that god awful show watched by thousands of chavy brain dead zombie sheep all over the country ... so NO I DON'T CARE!

(and if you don't like him, there's always Futurama on sky two instead ...)

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

I watch X Factor and am not ashamed to say it!

THERE I SAID IT!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)

I WANT TO BE LOVED THE BAD WAY BY LOUIS WALSH

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)

you

really need to get out more!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)

what - down the theme pub!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)

hahahahaha

poor old eddie munster!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)

is that antanddec's and harry hill's offspring?

who the fuck is it?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)

he's the munster/weasel faced

awful crooning scouse boychild off the x factor, he has to be seen to be believed.

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

i have never watched it

in fact, i can't remember the last time i watched itv

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

i think

it's important to know your enemy, i try and catch a few minutes of each, before the urge to destroy the telly gets too strong.

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

i am an angry enough person as it is

without going looking for reasons

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

i'm only truly

happy when there's a deep fire of anger at humanity burning in my pit of a soul.

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

i find it aggravates my indigestion

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)

Well done!

you've won a Chav ;)

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)

^this

i don't think i'v ever actually seen anybody sing on the x-factor, but i know who that chap is. this makes me a braindead chav apparently.

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mr spoons, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)

don't worry

unless you're a cultural snob in this place you can't post any pictures that relate to things the rest of the country might have seen. (They've all watched it anyway, they just want to try and look all hard and street and cool and aloof)

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)

haha this!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)

i'm not a cultural snob

i just have a brain

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)

don't say thing like that, i like you

it just adds to my point!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

it's all about personal preference though isn't it

i prefer not to watch it, it doesn't mean i'm a snob

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

it's the implication

that you don't watch it because you have a brain, therefore, those that do watch it, don't.

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

so anyone that watches tv doesn't have a brain?

WRONG MICTOBOY, WRONG.

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)

"i don't watch TV. and when i do, it's downloaded gypsy documentaries from eastern europe. far more involving."

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mr spoons, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)

This

But they will be the first to brag about seeing every episode of some geeky sci-fi series ;)

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

cunts the lot of 'em

cunts who like furry tits! ;)

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

Ahhh

I see.

Strange looking little munger isn't he?

(jammietarts ..., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

erm it's

ant and dec and harry hill's offspring

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

(jammietarts ..., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

I don;t understand

I'll go 50/50

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

is this a day time tv thing?

(waxdart hello., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

(dognutz, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)

OBJECTION!

what if there's also a yay?

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)

OBJECTION!

there is a contradiction in that statement!

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)

haha

wooclickyayetc

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)

hahahah

80% of the pople on here that are 'RIS'ing probably know excaltly who he is , but just don't want to admit that they know.

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

you lucky people, it's the Andrew McDavies Christmas Treetopper

Gawd blimey mary poppins, click on the image to open the PDF file.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)

fook me!

lucky lucky lucky!!

*opens* *prints* *cuts* *sticks* *wedges* *woos!*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

^That^

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

hooray!

enjoy!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

Sweet

as a nut

(jammietarts ..., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

YES

Wunderbar!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

excellent!

now all I need is a tree!

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

it can sex my zombie fairy :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

i spilt my glue

now nipple A keeps sticking to arm B :S

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

you are ralph wiggum

aicmbw!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

I bent

my wookie :S

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

pfffffffft!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

brilliant sir!

*prints*
*throws away happy toast fairy*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

ha ha ha!!

where it belongs :P

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)

that's just mean

I love happy toast's fairy!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

i loved mine

but it got all soggy and fell apart

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gravytrain, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

I really would

have thought this was a perfect opportunity for happytoast to repost!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)

if he was here...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

well

that just sucks ... anyone want to repost on his behalf?

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6625763
this has to suffice

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)

i stuck mine together

with manglue in the first place!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

prick~stick :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

Hurrah...

Now I need a Cut out and Keep Tree...
(Hmm wonder how many B3ta regulars are available as cut out and keepers.. I Want 'em all)

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

How regular do you have to be

to be a regular?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

...as Clockwork...

I dunno... There's Zombies and robots and all sorts... oh I dunno I've seen a couple...
Basically I just want many Cut out and make things to live on my desk and make me happy.

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

Well

you can have the 2D cut-out I made just for you. :)

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

Yay.. You are a star!

I can drive it round my desk Going Vroom vroom tweet! Vroom vroom tweet! Vroom vroom tweet!
(Until I get Sacked)
*Gets big Plastic Safety Scissors*

Craft Hour Everyone!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

i'd like something by the neville

it'd be a guaranteed talking point

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)

A cut-out,

or something he excreted?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)

fantastic!

I'm making me one of those

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Milkman Dan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

haha!

i like making things challenges.
can't be doing with all this 2d stuff.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

If my computer would recognise the network printer, I would probably print it

Also: What new bugs come with Media player 10? Mp wants to update

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

it's not an update of 10, it's giving you 11 instead.

it nearly got me the other day. i started to install before i realised. i had 11 installed a couple of months ago but chucked it out because i like good old 10.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

it's vista all over

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)

we're all doomed!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

Woo!

If I had a tree, i would stick the tip right up Andrew MacDavies arse

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

Site whore! Don't murder it!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

hahahahaha

you are broken in the brain

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

how high?

so high that i can kiss the sky!!

how sick?
so sick that you can suck my diiiiiiiiiiiick!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)

that's totally mad

ace

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Milkman Dan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)

i love these

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)

fannytastic :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

*licks*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

*Picks*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

don't murder it

hahahahaha

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gravytrain, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

Ancient Proverb:

Man who walks through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok. And Woo, for the record.

(Sneakerdoodle "Have a cup of tea and toss yourself off", Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

hurrah

state of pop #41

(Er, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)

hahahahahaha

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

THIS IS ALL COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY UNTRUE!

It is, of course, satire and I would DEFINITELY NOT recommend or condone anyone copying it and emailing it to everyone they know, especially the people they know who will almost certainly pass it on to everyone in their address book, even if Coca Cola have been blatantly nicking the ideas of fellow b3tans. So please DO NOT PASS THIS ON TO OTHER PEOPLE, PRETENDING THAT IT IS TRUE!

FW: Coca Cola Warning – please read!

FDA try to ban Coca Cola!

I don’t want to scare anyone but this information has come from a friend of mine who is actually a governmental food safety scientist so I thought this was worth passing on. If you know anyone who drinks Coca Cola, please also pass it on to them so they are warned as well.

Apparently the FDA were considering banning Coca Cola earlier this year after a whistle-blower high up in the Coca-Cola Corporation passed them information which is generally kept secret. Both the whistle blower and the FDA scientist who tried to bring this information to light have been fired and may even be subject to prosecution due to the political pressure to avoid another large scandal involving a huge corporation and the possible damage to the economy like what happened with Enron.

Part of the information came from the Norwegian Health and Safety Authority (AHS) who last year closed down a large Coca Cola plant, fined the company $4,700,000, recalled all Coca Cola products from the market and are currently considering banning the company from selling in their country permanently.

The Norwegian site was closed down due to several things found when their inspectors visited the site:

• Company toilet seats being washed in the same machines used for washing parts of the industrial mixers, bowls etc. used for making Coca Cola products.
• The process of ‘fining’ (removal of cloudiness from the product) was carried out using proteins derived from cow blood – a practice which has been banned in Europe for well over a decade due to the chance of passing on BSE – Mad cow disease. This practice is still legal in the US.
• The lining of Coca Cola cans uses recycled plastic from polyethylene trepththalate (PET) which contains diethylhydroxylamine (DEHA) which is a known carcinogen. Both these things are discouraged by the FDA, which is why you see warnings not to re-use plastic mineral water bottles.
• The fungicide used in the lining of the cans and also in minute quantities to preserve the cola itself is known by its brand name of Acesulfame K (you can even see it on the list of ingredients!). The Norwegian chemists determined that it was actually a derivative of the herbicide 2-4-D….also known as Agent Orange.
• Customer complaints not being reported to the government safety authorities – the main breach being several complaints about people contracting Leptospirose poisoning from drinking Coca Cola straight from the can. It turns out that the pest control was not adequate in their warehouses and rats were leaving traces of urine on the cans stored there. Fortunately, nobody died…but doctors say that it was really only a matter of time.

The scariest thing is that the practices and procedures used at this site were the standard Coca Cola corporation procedures used all over the world. Unfortunately, the FDA (and presumably the authorities in other countries) do not really do anything about this as the Coca Cola corporation is so huge and pays so much money to politicians to support political parties, money to lobby and pressure groups and even pays large yearly fines to the FDA to allow them to make false calorie claims on their cans – as they believe that the money made from selling “low calorie” versions of Coke is worth more than the fines they pay for misleading labelling.

Most companies would be prosecuted for repeated breaches of the FDA labelling laws but Coca Cola corporation can apply so much political pressure that these things are swept under the rug and ignored.

I don’t know about you, but I’m really put off from drinking Coca Cola any more! And I shall definitely be telling people why. Please send this to your friends and loved ones who may otherwise be drinking Coke without knowing some of what really goes on!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

huh

whaa?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

....

*Ignore*

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

TOO MUCH TEXT!!

and it still tastes better than Pepsi...

:D

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

meercats prefer pepsi

ran out of steam on this.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

"life is like tehThomas"?

/i don't speak spanish blog

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)

nor me.

but it must be something to do with tomatoes

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)

Hmm, an interesting image chalange

Ways to take the piss out of coke (or put piss in it, what ever you prefer)

Every entry must have the url for Rob's video clip on it.

(Wize, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)

right

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

What does it say?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

Something about stuff and so on.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

there are also things and doodads mentioned

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooords

eye've gone ber-lind!

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

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teedyay, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)

pfffffft!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

return my pants!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

Hello wheeled bird person

I use the almighty-fun Flash to doodle mine images

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The Neville What what what, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)

Ah.

That explains how you get that Flashesque appearance.

My mind is now sated. :)

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

pray tell, is there a speach bubble plug-in for tattyshop or do you all draw these freehand, as it were.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)

right click it

it's a magic script wank

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)

It is all done

with the beautiful magic of PHP's GD library.

I draw four corner quater-arcs, two bottom quarter-arcs for the bottom curvy bit, and then join them all up with lines as if they were dots. Hurrah!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

oh!

i'll pretend to understand and stick to trying to find a nice easy set of ready made bubbles to steal.
i'll stick to doing similar freehand bubble making in the mean time.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

I plan

on doing one myself soon, for purposes of hilarity!

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The Neville What what what, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)

Doing what?

A speech bubble? That's hardly funny.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)

pfft

Mine will be hilarious though. As it'll contain at least 78% ham.

And it'll be suspended about three feet to the left of MY REAL HEAD!

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The Neville What what what, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

cunning indeed

have you seen this website of mine?

just wondering

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

I hadn't.

But I have now.

I'm scared.

Hold my hand?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

nah

just refresh it a couple more times...it'll grow on you ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

if you need speech bubbles

there are some nice vectored ones available here along with some of the best free comic fonts you can get
/spam

although they're vectors, Photoshop (CS2 at least) imports .eps files by converting them to bitmaps. you can even define the scale factor beforehand

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

ta muchly.

i knew there must be some somewhere.
i'm such a lazy bugger.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)

*abuses*

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

It doesn't.

I couldn't be bothered to make it do that.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

fair enough

does it spellcheck? handle html entities? eh? eh?

only joking.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

the swear filter works on the text still :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

HA HA!

No, but if you want to use some special characters (like the humblem question mark) then you'll need to know the url hexcode for it. URL encoding is different from HTML you see. Hexcodes are the future.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

Hexcodes

burned my hamster

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The Neville What what what, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)

Good.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

My raccoon was much cuter anyway

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

...though he's asked me to point out that as a raccoon he's not willing to try and decipher all that text either

You can lead a raccoon to water...

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

MY!!!!

MY Racoon was cuter!!

:( *humpth*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

I DIDN'T READ IT ALL

but i don't drink coke, so i don't care

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

WORDS!

WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

More than words

/Extreme

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

is all you have to do to make it real

Than you wouldn't have to say that you love me
Cos I already know!

Damn you! That's in my head now :(

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat would you say

if i took those words away?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

It's only words

And words are all i have
to take your heart away

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

my mum bought their album because of that one tune

i don't think she realised what they were like normally :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)

What do you mean normally?

That songs the same as the rest of their stuff, absolute shite!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

ha ha ha!!

true :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

I think you'll find

That their song "Play With Me" from the Bill & Ted soundtrack is one of the greatest songs ever recorded. Ever. In my opinion. FACT!

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)

hahaha

I know your pain - its been non-stop in my head since 1994.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

*starts singing Bombalurina ft Timmy mallet*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)

*wheels out the big guns*

Boys Boys Boys - Sabrina

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)

*dies*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

needs more words

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)

Needs

more Thomas

(TheRealCrackCol, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

Words to memorise ~ words hypnotise

Words make my mouth exercise!

Words all fail the magic prize,
Nothing I can say when I'm in your thighs!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)

word up

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

shut your mouth

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)

LINES AND LINES AND LINES AND LINES!!!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

Yay...

I'll be sending it to some EMail Bombers I know...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

if you were a noob

you'd be dead by now.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

yeah but he isn't so gets away with it...

go figure.

(

darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

flame him if you like

i'm not stopping you

edit: and the replies are hardly full of praise

go figure

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

^This

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

*kicks in shins*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

If i drink cow's blood...

will my piss be less cloudy?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)

hehe

was just being cheeky.

words though. words. words words words.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)

I know this is untrue

as will everyone in my address book, and everyoine in their address books, and everyone in their address books and everyone in their address books and the internets broked

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

christ!

please could someone enlighten me about this coke thing in less than 15 words and without recourse to video?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

^This

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

They nicked ideas* off of Joel Veitch

for an ad campaign.

*copied

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

what's all the cow's stomach lining and loo brush stuff then?

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)

We're playing...

..."lets make this falsehood viral!" so we can all get to appear on Snopes.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

can't be bothered to check

but isn't it all already on snopes, and isn't it all from an email that did go viral about 5 years ago?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

Some of it probably is on Snopes

mostly just half remembered stuff from a variety of emails mashed together with some new made-up stuff.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)

Coca Cola...

...have pretty much ripped off Joel Veitch's Ninja Kitten / 7 seconds of Love video.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

I see

thank you both

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

That is a lot of words.

But I hope it ensures their profits drop, even a little, to make Joel feel a bit better.

On another TJ note - what is that soft cheese roll covered in almonds (possibly orange or apricot flavoured) called? It comes in orangey hexagonal cardboard tubes.

I want to use it for the final installment of Fists Of CHEESE.

Thanks.

Sorry, as you were.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

Snickers. One of those limited editions.

Didn't sell terribly well.
*Starts thinking about potential soundtracks*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

from a little earlier

one.revver.com/watch/119190/flv

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nocturne72, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

Leptospirose poisoning

Weals disease is another one that you can get by drinking from bottles/cans that have rat piss on.

Never drink bottled beer from a pub as the bottles wil generally have been left outside. And they are a f***ing rip off.

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

No you can't

it's all completely untrue.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

Wow I've definately been put off drinking coke now...

..oh hang on I don't drink it anyway becasue it's shit.

(

darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

^this

with pipes on

(

The Neville What what what, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)

yeah

but it still tastes good.

(UTB, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

and it's good for hangovers

and bad bellies.

Also, it's coke's ad agency that eed chastised. Coke themselves have got no fucking idea who Joel Veitch is. Target the uncreative agency who made it.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

^ this ^

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

Never drinking Coke again.

Jesus fucking Christ. EVERYONE should read this.

(

Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

nowhere near enough words.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

finings are a dark art

urgh

what about diet coke? I'm addicted to the stuff.

I believe in the power of b3ta, we helped scupper dasani in the uk after all.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

words!

good ones, if many

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Milkman Dan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

Whoa, almost got carried away there...

Was just about to write a reply slating this email and how ridiculous it was for a B3tan to get fooled enough by this to post it here...

And then I read the top bit. Oops :'(

(Imaginary Ed was dreamed up on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

*Glorns*

Having had a nice lie-in, Vlad is dreaming of what would happen
if he had arms. So far he's thought of juggling, carrying crates of
vodka around, and tickling unsuspecting strangers.

What're you lot up to today?
ps. What would vlad do with arms?

(

Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

he'd touch himself

whilst thinking of me of course!

today i am still finishing off my magazine pages
oh, and dreaming about what i'll have for lunch

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

*punts*

woo! i scored a field goal!!

:P

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

vlad with arms?

he'd try to wank off
then realise there's still a crucial part missing
then shoot himself in the ~~head~~ body

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

Now now..

We've been through this.
Mildly nswf

(

Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

now where did THAT come from?

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)

Drawing a Lotus Cortina Mk1

And he would play guitar

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

If he had arms...

..He'd just want legs...
You know what people are like...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

my head hurts

and I've got to go shopping

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

hahaha

stemill

(

Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

he's the suffolkator....

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

...The twisted suffolkator?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome play myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy game

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

COME ON VINCENT!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)

COME ON EILEEN!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

insane! insane! insaaaane!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

in the membrane, membrane, membrane!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

don't you know i'm loco?

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

don'tcha

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

*pops-up*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

ha!

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

arf

cheeky repost from a quiet time:

(

BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

Another cheeky pearoast from a quiet time

(

Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

lolololllllllllz

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

pfft

what did this guy do to you?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

:D nothing, don't know him.

just a guy off of tinterweb with a hugely amusing face!

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

does he know of your fascination for him?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

It's Barbara Werner

all over again

(

fuscous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

good old babs

www.uwrf.edu/scta/1faculty.html

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

Babs "Classic" seems to have been removed

They must have caught on in the end...

Hosted by cr3ation

(

fuscous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

tried to email a couple of times to no avail

i think it'd be funnier if he just happens across a forum one day populated with pictures of him skateboarding or eating butlins

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

he might invent some kind of death ray and fry us all

he seems to have the capability

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

he's right clever

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

are you

a) The Duke of Prunes
b) Reckless Rik
c) Golden Fanjita?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)

nah, not subtle enough

i believe his pic already contains a contagious self-replicating meme which will eventually make all our heads asplode

*checks bookshelf for "snow crash" to read once again*

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

Poor bloke

graphics.cs.niu.edu/people/duffin/

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fuscous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

HE WILL ALWAYS BE THOMAS TO ME

(

mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)

and me

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

we should invite him round for tea

he's a clever un and no mistake

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

^this^

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

Hahaha

he looks like the type

(

Damien's Hearse, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

Ah... go on then:

(

collapsibletank procreates, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

oof!

(

mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

lolz

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

pffft!

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

hahaha, inspired!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

Arf!!!

Noon sir

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

uncanny

he looks very like some fella who used to lurk around Bradford.

Not Peter Sutcliffe though.

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

ouchie....

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

imagine how smelly a skunk's mimsy is? eeeewwwww

(

mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

only if you piss them off

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

A word of advice

Do not try and shag a skunk...

they're rubbish in bed.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)

especially

if the batter is boiled

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

I'll get them out for her!

/obvious reply #679

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

'lo you!

Another gig on Wed Dec 20th. The New Inn, Middleton Cheney.
interested?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

'nings Dave!

I'll try and make that, but I've a feeling we're already busy that night...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

ok, chap, never worry

'tis a busty time of year
Huzzah!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

That it is sir, that it is...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)

nice...

woo

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

Crumbs!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

Penfold!!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

Hahaha!

TLH HATES me flicking crumbs down her cleavage
hee hee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

Well who else's cleavage are you gonna flick 'em down?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

You rotter

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

It's the only sport I play these days . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

oh jesus!

(

mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

Skunks with tits now is it?

I've been away a long time :D

Ooh, lunchtiem!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

skunks + tits =

skits?

(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

YIFF!

*yiffyiffyiffyiff...spluff*

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

wooo

(

harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

haha

you should give your kitten some tits!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

For the love of God!

I want the...

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

Maybe this afternoon :D

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

I'd still like to see a battle of the boobs with all the female characters you draw.

(Bumsmells, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

TRIPLETS!

Triplets, triplets, triplets, triplets, triplets, triplets, triplets, triplets!

*waits on eBay for results*

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

love this stuff

ant eater tastic

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)

hell?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

you were only supposed

to blow the bloody whores off....

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

man whores?

eeuuurrggghhh!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

Hahahaha, thats great!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

'Ning!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)

I think I need a lie down

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

it's the pun we've been waiting for!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

I'm suddenly renergised!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

isn't amazing how you called and he answered?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

QUICK LOLLERMAN! TO THE ROFFLECOPTER!
Braw!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

only you can save us Hatman!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

hahahaha??

woo???

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

Thanks????

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

my pleasure???

(really, I actually did laugh at this)

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

hahahaahahahahahaaha

woo

nice questionellation there

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

DON'T!!!!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

Are you being sarcastic?

no?

not even a mote . . . ?
Wheeee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

I like this very much indeed

*hugs muchly*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

Ha ha!

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

superb

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

ha ha

love it

the QI book has a foreword by Stephen Fry and four words by Alan Davies

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

Hahaha

*clicks

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

That gets a Dave Woo!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*dies*

(

mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

One ticket please... :)

(

edovan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)

*DING DING*

SINGLE TICKET TO HULL, FOR ONE PLEASE.

(

mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)

has the board stopped?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

The internets are broken :(

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

and there's just us here

what shall we do?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)

i've got a keg....

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)

does it contain beer or gunpowder?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

it contains beer powder

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)

the just-add-water type?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)

yes indeed. *drinks*

here, celebrate this.....a TRUE milestone!

glad to have been able to share it with you few guys!

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

one of your personalities reached 100 posts without getting banned?

that truly is a milestone!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

*savours*

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

*flavours*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

*wavers*

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

*Quavers*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

*ravers*

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

*shavers*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

*safeway savers*

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

*tazers*

tenuous, I know...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

congratulations ed!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

HAPPY WIZBIT DAY

(

mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

huzzah!

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

Yay... You Made it!

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

POWDERED BEER!

MMMM

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)

Indeed!

*Adds to coffee*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

TRY THIS

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

pinta? Are you italian? :)

woo!

(

mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

it's like cuppa

but pinta

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

pffft! You are a silly :)

(

mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

Perfect!

*buys an-undred*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

*drinks*
*has a fag*
*asplodes*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)

This, yay!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

CongraflABULAMARATIONS!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

*cuddels*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)

*gets down*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)

*jives*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

HUZZAH! *joys*

(

mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

Congrats-your-Chops-off!

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)

Fanx you

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

Hurray!

FOR DROOG!
*wayves*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

Yes, hurray for me!

*preens*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

hooray!

(

edovan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

I love that

(

mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

Me too :)

thanks for the lullyness

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

we need to repopulate the board

*appears like the character that was also in the disaster but watching the other survivors from a distance initially*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)

hooray

let us join together and celebrate the lully Droog's 2k milestone

c'mon

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

we gonna have a party like its 1899

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

Eee gads!

*strums lute. Or summat*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

*dies of cholera*

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

Damn - we're dropping like flies

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

again

How can we repopukate when people keep dying

we need life-giving puns

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)

Calls the Hatphone!

hello Hatman - we need puns and we need them now!

diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-der

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

*joins hands*

ohhhhhhhh the okey cokeeeyyy

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)

*joins hands*

*attempts repopulation after drinking too many powdered beers*
*lands on BBB instead*
meh!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

*gets excited*

confuses you with Droog

*fumbles*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

I'm Pregnant!

oh well - its a start

I shall call it spazz-boy!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)

hooray

*waits for board to repopulate*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

Ah, accidental bumming

it happens to us all!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

hehehe!

i tried to make a humour on this topic yesterday.

b3ta.com/board/6631032

the words lead and balloon spring to mind.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

arf

aplologies for turning your thread into something else

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

oh well...

didn't expect that much more from a crap pun like that =)

(

edovan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

haha hoopla!

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

(

What a cute little fella. Yay!

Better luck next time mate!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)

LOL

He looks like he's got a pretty good handle on the situation.

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)

aaaaaah! keeeeeeeeeeeeute!!!

*pays*

i feel like i've been gipped

(

Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)

Awwwwwwww

*pulls tail*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)

is that Cyril Sneer?

~~cyril sneer~~
bert raccoon

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)

Ha ha :)

it so is

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)

pffft

(

mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)

haha

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)

haha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)

Actually, I hadn't

I'd just uploaded the wrong image

...but thanks for your cynical criticisms of an innocent mistake

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

I'd really prefer it if you didn't

I tend to behave myself on the board, and think I've earned a little lee-way when I'm having a shit day and am just trying to cheer myself up with a bit of fluff.

I made something to make me smile, and thought I'd share. Now I feel like shit just because I had the wrong image up for a few minutes

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

And it works everytime. [/;-P

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)

what the hell?

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

EGG!

(

Damien's Hearse, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

www.chortleberry.com/content/egg

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

hahaha those are great!

(

Damien's Hearse, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

That's an ace and an arf!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

woo

now im going to cut up a large metal box

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)

cling on for dear life!!

woo

(

mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)

oh noes!

*does nothing to help*

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

Hahahaha!

*prepares to catch!*
BRILLIANT! 'lo you!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)

Hahahahaha.

I bet he's really good on the banjo.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)

har har har

that be's funny that do!!

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Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)

Ho ho ho!

Woo

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mr spoons, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)

hahaha

EDIT: But the murders didn't take place in Norwich?! ;)

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)

*glares*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)

*flares*

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)

*chocolate eclairs*

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)

*apples and pears*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)

*flashes*

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)

Hahahaha...

You got a Real Laugh for that...
Soopoib...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)

haha

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)

Chortle and indeed guffaw

very good oh Great one ;)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)

why thank you!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)

who may now be living in norfolk.

;)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)

hahaha,

*has always lived in Norfolk*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)

is that some kind of disclaimer?

i bet you know the roads like the back of your webbed hands.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)

in Norfolk, yes, Suffolk? - No....

I need a passport to cross that border...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:36, archived)

*crosses off list of suspects*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)

*got away with it*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)

haha - always the way...

"we now know that the suspect had two arms, two legs, head, torso and an active cock"

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)

as opposed to a stopcock?

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)

glasscock?

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)

your profile fills me with joy!

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mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

hahahaha

made me laugh out load in the office

woo yay

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)

hahahaha

and you're allowed to make that joke because you are jewish, or somesuch

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

Norwich-ish ;-)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

hahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

Hahaha!

Top Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

pfft I imagine DNA would be inconclusive!

(Darth Penders, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

hahahaha

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Milkman Dan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)

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