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Sweeties anyone?

EDIT: Now with 50% wiggleness.

EDIT EDIT: Now with 100% wiggleness

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)

Stop the internets, you've won.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)

oops wrong post

~~mmm ta they're a bit crunchy~~

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)

rofldonkeycockz

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)

ahahaha1

great!

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)

braw! q;

www.b3ta.com/board/6881973

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)

Hehehe great minds think a like

I've not been around and only got the chance to do it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)

Just been looking at your Flickr stuff

It's great.

What camera do you use?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)

my lovely nikon d70

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:16, archived)

arf

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)

mmm ta

they're a bit crunchy

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)

sweet cola feet... :)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)

That's sweet

That's sweet
That's sweet
That's sweet
I really love your cola feet

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:00, archived)

...was confused...

...scrolled down...

...did a lol.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

no way

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

that would be a great trick to play on someone...

wooo!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

April Fool's Day is coming soon

"Would you like some cola gums?Ha ha - you've just eaten a baby! Now you're a cannonball! Hahaha!"

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

unfortunately the baby will be a lot bigger by April 1st, so we'd better kill it now to keep it the same size.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:12, archived)

pffft

'why thank you... AAAAAAAARGH!!!'

(you'd have to conceal the rest of the baby though, maybe under a coat)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)

pfff..hahaha

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:58, archived)

hahaha

nice!

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:58, archived)

hahaha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:59, archived)

Haha!

That took me far too long.

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:00, archived)

hahahahaha

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

hehehehehe

fab

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rosey, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

Wigglitude!

Huzzah!

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 15:35, archived)

OH FOR GOD'S SAKE.

woo.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 6:43, archived)

hahaha

FANTASTIC

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)

Hello!

I don't post here much... But I read quite a bit... You're all sooooo kerazy!!! Haha umm. I made this yesterday. Part of a uni project, printed 2m wide.

Click for bigger (269KB)

(Stewpot weeee, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)

thank fuck for auto resize

i'm not kerazy
i'm wacky

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)

y ing off ALL the time!

edit: i love you really

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)

Say...

aren't you those two boys I caught whacking off in my tool shed?

\Hank Hill

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:00, archived)

you don't have to be mad to post here, but it helps

*shoots self*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)

You don't have to post here

but be mad, it helps.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)

you don't have to be ginger, or called dave to post here, but it helps.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)

Don't worry I'm fully aware of the feature. I know I would have got a major spanking otherwise.

(Stewpot weeee, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)

bostin'!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

very nice indeed

have a free cup of tea

a woo

and a Doughnut

oh - and there's a pancake race at 3.30

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)

this is kinda kewl nice colours and swirly bits

i just knocked this out:
www.flickr.com/photos/topupthetea/396418573/
fun huh!

what subject are you doing at uni?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)

Hehe

That's a bit good. I've done a couple of those, but I normally get bored halfway through chopping me out. Architecture.

(Stewpot weeee, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)

cor! you'll be filthy rich!

i considered architecture, but i couldnt afford to be in uni for 7 years q:

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:01, archived)

hmm

We'll see..! It's Portsmouth after all. Great fun though, we've been doing dance workshops all week... Hence the pic. Then I think we're designing a dance studio or something. Doesn't have to be 7, I can leave after 3 with a degree.

What do you do?

(Stewpot weeee, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:15, archived)

you

and your knocking stuff out!
dirty girl!

ace pic though

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)

i'm not a dirty girl. i'm pure innocence.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:00, archived)

:-(

aw.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:01, archived)

don't worry

it's all lies. i've seen the special files

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)

not everyone is like you

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:06, archived)

And why not?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)

I have absolutely no idea.

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:17, archived)

Nice work

I like it.

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)

Nice

Reminds me of those prolonged exposure photos that people take while waving sparklers

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)

looks like i picked the wrong day to give up not being on b3ta

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)

it's not that bad

you miserable cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)

i didn't say it was

*cunts miserably*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)

kerazy!

are you sewedash?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

Yesh I am!

Here's one fohr yur flat packing pleshur!

(Stewpot weeee, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

The Gospel According to St. Simon of Cowell

data2.blog.de/media/797/1184797_f7d0e85cce_l.jpg

(HektorHamulec, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:43, archived)

he's the greatest

wherever there is danger he'll be there
he's the ace
he's amazing
he's the strongest he's the quickest he's the BEST

Daaaanger moooooouse

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gravytrain, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)

That's on telly during the day.

As I found out last week.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:46, archived)

i REALLY* want the 25 anniversary edition

silver box set

REALLY REALLY

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)

here you go

*hands over 25 anniversary edition silver box set*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)

I really want the box set of thundercats they've just released.

Also really really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)

here you go

*hands over the box set of thundercats they've just released*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:58, archived)

I really want a box full of money that they've just released

Oh, REALLY REALLY

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:59, archived)

here you go

oh hold on...i don't have one of those. sorry.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:04, archived)

*glees*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:59, archived)

that is the best theme tune ever.

bar none.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:46, archived)

word

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:47, archived)

i'm not ashamed to admit it is my ringtone

and i salute whenever it begins

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gravytrain, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)

knight rider ftw

(as an aside, that's the first time i've ever used 'ftw' and it feels odd)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)

to hell with that.

A-team!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)

nope

sorry

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)

captain planet

he's a hero
gonna take pollution down to zero

oh no wait, that was shite

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gravytrain, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)

van der valk!

crossroads!

airwolf!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)

i can go with airwolf.

it was a pretty ace show.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

Penfold, shush!

/ac

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:47, archived)

the b3tavan - coming to pick you up from a gutter near hear soon.

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:41, archived)

I really like this.

Very WOO!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:41, archived)

very nice work!

'here' though ; )

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:41, archived)

most woo

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:42, archived)

Now that I like.

First click of the day.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:42, archived)

i like that

but it should really be a mk1 transit rather than a stinky bedford

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:43, archived)

aaah a van expert eh

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gravytrain, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:44, archived)

nope

a tragic wanker

*really really wants a mk1 transit with suicide doors*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)

but WHY?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:46, archived)

cos

they look so ACE
and in my dreams, i'd pimp it to FUCK
metallic black, whitewall tyres, tinted glass

*comes in pants*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)

That's the way I feel about a 59 Caddy Eldorado.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

oh yes, one of them too

pink with white leather

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:04, archived)

*cough* GAY *cough*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)

you wish

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

not so much. it's a chevy 10.

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

hahah

brilliant

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)

if you like that

you will love this

www.nsva.co.uk/RIP.htm

actually signed by the quo....

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)

there is some fantastically bad spelling on that page :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)

Indeed

i was* suprised that someone so into the Quo would be so badly educated

*may not have been

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)

I can't see the cdc 'dice' on the rear view mirror

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:43, archived)

trés chique

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:43, archived)

Needs more Mr T

Fool.
Also, woo!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:44, archived)

+ ea

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)

+ fingers

www.b3ta.com/board/6861501

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)

woo!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:44, archived)

*I like this*

rob should buy a van with all our donation money and spray it like this

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)

pimp my ginger

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)

It'd be awesome

We'd ride round in the b3tamobile. And erm, Ride back home again. And post pictures with text about our funny adventures

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)

nice

i like the effect you done there.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)

I think Mr Blessed there misunderstood

when told to "blow the doors off"

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:47, archived)

i like this lots.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:47, archived)

Davew27 is that you?

(Woo BTW)

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)

New series coming out soon, set in Londonia

:-)

(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:40, archived)

Fantablicious

*clicks*

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:41, archived)

Archie?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:41, archived)

hahaha, you just KNEW it didn't you ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:42, archived)

indeed

I never forget your puns

How's the Head?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:44, archived)

iffy at present, not been good of late

along with other things,
anyway, hows you squire, all well in BBB land I trust :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)

Better than my effort on the theme...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:42, archived)

nice one

:-)

(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:44, archived)

Twang!

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nhojjohn, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)

*pokes*

Wotcha Rev! You playing at the tr3asure hunt?
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)

Entertaining little gobshite, Craig Bellamy.

RISing? RIS no more!: football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2016248,00.html

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:40, archived)

im going to be controversial

and say i love football.
But not Craig Bell-end

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King_Eric has been ok since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)

I concur, hes a little twot!

(Darth Penders, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)

feck it

he's played well enough for us since we brought him in. just needs to score more often and stop being welsh

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:20, archived)

~~welsh~~ a cunt

(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 17:58, archived)

Nice

Bellamy always has been a mardy little Welsh bastard, so this behaviour is to be expected once in a while.

(Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:39, archived)

hahaha

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gravytrain, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:39, archived)

hehehehe :D

the brand makes it!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:39, archived)

Miwionaires!

I'd buy that bag.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:41, archived)

I'd buy that for a dollar

Get it made. Especially the bottle.

(rogerzilla, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:36, archived)

haha!

shit! too late.
o well....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:36, archived)

the north west is lovely

so shhhh bobs

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:37, archived)

psst

the road is heading South?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:38, archived)

it says

NORTH WEST, LONDON doesnt it? must be the 42 or something

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:39, archived)

South West

It's a tad tricky to head for the North West and London (in Motorway Speak)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:41, archived)

dammit

and damn my crappy laptop monitor

i suppose you could head for the north west and london at the same time if you were coming from Devon and you hadnt got very far....

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:44, archived)

No it says

The SOUTH WEST (M...) LONDON (M...)
COVENTRY BIRMINGHAM ..... [aeroplane] M47

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:43, archived)

I'm afraid

It's the M42 near the southwest of brimingham.

joins the M6 northbound a bit further on (ie northwest) and the M40 (ie London).

I should know, work's been sending me up there repeatedly since christmas.

(Imaginary Ed was dreamed up on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)

someone did this before with a similar source pick

it said 'there may be trouble ahead' and was ace

yours is ace too, mind

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:37, archived)

that's kind of where I got t'idea

and I'm Northern

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:38, archived)

I'm Northern too!

Fancy a dance?

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)

yay

*dances*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)

haha

"Abandon hope..."

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:37, archived)

Too late. It's already Tuesday

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:37, archived)

hahaha

We like to keep it a bit quiet but.... it's nicer than daaan saaaf and it's not full of southerners

Don't tell ANYONE. :P

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:38, archived)

That's it! I wasn't going to go to Birmingham

But now I'n not going twice

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The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:40, archived)

I am going to lovely Brum this evening

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:43, archived)

0-2

I reckon...

in probably unrelated Birminghamness

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The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)

sounds like a plan

can i not go with you

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:43, archived)

you're very welcome

but you'll have to sit on the roof rack as there are lots of us not going

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The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)

*harumphs*

*considers everything north of the Watford Gap "The North"; has been ridiculed by her friends for moving to Norwich, which is considered by Home County-ites to be said "North"*

*misses Buckinghamshire*

Waaah.

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:42, archived)

Where in Bucks?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:42, archived)

*sighs nostalgically*

Born in High Wycombe (now home of terrorists), raised in Beaconsfield til age 13, then cruelly taken to the North of the county, to Buckingham nr Milton Keynes. Which wasn't nice, but it was still Bucks.

*cries*

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:46, archived)

I know where Buckingham is

My manwife's from Winslow, and I'm from Aylesbury.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)

Norwich is in a class of it's own

Tis neither North nor South

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:43, archived)

Remedial class.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:47, archived)

T'is the jewel of the East.

Which also makes it the clubbing capital of East Anglia.

clubbing capital = chav magnet

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:47, archived)

Hmmm

Reminds me of when some numptie drove his boat into Battersea Bridge...

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PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:42, archived)

*runs for the hills*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:47, archived)

*runs for your lives*

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:30, archived)

haha!

thats true. my stepdads dad was HUGE when i was a kid
he seemed smaller the last time i saw him!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:32, archived)

how small did he seem?

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:33, archived)

well he a big fat man

last time i saw him i was taller!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:35, archived)

hmmm

the punchline needs a little work...

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:35, archived)

my cock dwarfed his?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:37, archived)

better!

but I was looking for 'ALASKA'.
You win 2nd prize*

*there may not actually be a prize

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:40, archived)

Maybe he just wasn't as aroused the second time?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:33, archived)

could'nt tell.

I was facing the other way.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:35, archived)

it gets more difficult as you get older so i understand

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gravytrain, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:38, archived)

~~you get~~
Your prey gets

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:40, archived)

haha prey

you are the men i read about in the daily mail

aicmfp

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gravytrain, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:43, archived)

maybe yours hands had got bigger

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:34, archived)

like suasage coated shovels baby!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:36, archived)

hahaha! i see that happening with my old teachers.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:33, archived)

who's Kat's assistant?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:33, archived)

Sharon McSquirreltits

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:35, archived)

miss yiffington

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:36, archived)

That's not Kat's assistant.....it's her employer.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:36, archived)

Who's Kat's employer¿

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6881950

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:39, archived)

Gotta read the strip :)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:39, archived)

*groan*

that means lots of clicking and taking things in and my head hurts

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:40, archived)

Hahaha!

Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:33, archived)

haha nice

i had the same feeling meeting an old battleaxe of a teacher of mine from primary school again.

she's 4'10.
i'm now 6'4. plus boots.

it was a very nice feeling :)

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fross Read your email on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:33, archived)

The big meathead bully was at primary school.

Sadly for him he never grew again after that and remained tiny. Oh how we laughed at this tiny thing.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:33, archived)

:D payback teim?

but we haven't yet heard THE VOICE...

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:34, archived)

Woo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:36, archived)

hahaha i love it when this happens

my mum was a teacher, and thusly was friend with all my teachers.
last year i went for tea at my "year 1" teacher's house.
she's tiny. hehehehhehehe *gigguls*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:37, archived)

i have horrible, horrible memories of my elementary school.

it was all women, and about half of them hated men.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:40, archived)

World's smallest baby

So small it only started off as a pair of feet

Full story here news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6377639.stm

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:27, archived)

aaawwww

I'm glad she's ok

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:28, archived)

singing

happy feet, i've got those happy feet
give them a low-down beat
and they begin dancing.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:28, archived)

Are they doing

Jelly Babies' Feet now too?

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:28, archived)

My thought exactly

Memo to Haribo: Feet-shaped Cola Gummis!

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:32, archived)

I'll write in and demand this.

The factory isn't far from where I work though so I could just barge in and issue demands.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:35, archived)

The Pontefract factory?

If so I'll join your barging/demanding

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:38, archived)

That one! That one!

Come join the shouting fun.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:44, archived)

Good idea

I don't know why no one's thought of Chewy Feet sweets before.

I wonder if they could make them Cheesy Feets flavour...

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:39, archived)

Oh! Now you're talking

I'll write to Walkers immediately!

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:44, archived)

They do! They do!

They already exist.

They were/are greeny coloured though. Used to have them when I was a nipper.

Lummy, that was a long time ago.

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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)

You sure they weren't your own feet?

Better check to see if you've eaten them by mistake

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)

Arse.

You're right. I have.

No wonder my so-called "friends" call me "Stumpo".

Doesn't explain the green-ness and jelly like qualities.

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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)

they look like cola bottles

mmmmmm

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:30, archived)

canyous mellions!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:33, archived)

you love my mellions!

canyonous or not! how you doing?

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:34, archived)

rocking (and crying and wanking) you?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:36, archived)

masturbating to the underwear section of Kays catalogue

and eating cherry tomatoes. life is good.

actually i'm in work... "working"

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:39, archived)

the look like those pint-of-beer jelly sweets

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:31, archived)

looks like cola bottle thingys

and how can they honestly say that they wont suffer any long term problems?
i'm pretty sure that they will.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:38, archived)

yep

my thoughts exactly.

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moogy boobles, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)

So have you shopped this?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:40, archived)

Nope

Just thought it was a nice juxtoposition of an unintentionally humourous picture and an interesting story.

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)

I would have stuck it in /links

but meh

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

I see

I take your point and times it to the power of pi using ultralase

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:29, archived)

aww lookit the cute little affront to god

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:41, archived)

top shop!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)

this one...

is only two filters, and level tweaking away from the original

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:05, archived)

cor!

its like something the predator would see!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:07, archived)

along with

a picture of Trence Trent D'Arby, in his mirror

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:10, archived)

GET OFF YOUR ROCKIN' CHAIR GRANDMA

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)

FOURDAM!

You're back finally?

And that was your 18000th post?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)

Yep

There's a hidden picture of me titfucking a camel in there somewhere

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)

did you see the additional 4dam and even cartoons?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:23, archived)

I want to see more

do the one with the dog and it's gland problem

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:24, archived)

do you have a link to them all?

Just to be sure I didn't miss any

edit/ glasscocked - you really ran with the "dressed as schoolgirl" bit, very well done!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)

I did. They were fantastic

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:31, archived)

who the fuck are you?

congratumidissapointedations

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)

^ this

Where has the human 4dam being?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:16, archived)

I had three attempts to write 18000 on my belly with spunk

But they all failed, so I gave up

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:20, archived)

Save up smegma, it's easier to write with.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:21, archived)

That's a good idea

Start saving for 20K fourdam!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:26, archived)

And start a picture blog showing the storage area day by day

with an associated smell rating.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:28, archived)

Day three

And so the odour of bacon begins, although there is still little of substance.
I am starting to become aware of the building stench when I use public lavatories and my have to discontinue the practice. Oates is not looking well, I fear we may have to kill him and fuck him and eat him.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:30, archived)

This can only get even better over time.

I demand smegma blogs for each and every one of you.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:32, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:32, archived)

I'll start by draining the cat

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:32, archived)

Don't forget the horse, they produce loads of stinking smegma.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:34, archived)

Oh it wasn't the cats jizz,

It was the load I just dumped in its arse

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:41, archived)

Excellent, don't forget to piss in there too, it really brings out the flavour.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:47, archived)

photoshop dear boy,

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:21, archived)

I could never cheat

It wouldn't be right

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:32, archived)

4damparty

m'lud

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:34, archived)

I concur

and futhermore digress

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:37, archived)

But it was all my own nudity!

I couldn't ACTUALLY replicate two other mes

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:41, archived)

you're back! they said you was

in trouble at work for too much b3taing!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:16, archived)

Wasp Box is a fucking liar

That's him just let me out of his cellar

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:18, archived)

he tried to get me to write depraved things in your absence

*sobs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:19, archived)

Show me on the dolly where the bad man touched you.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:22, archived)

I don't have enough fingers.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:23, archived)

Wow, tentacle hentai time!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:24, archived)

I know it's impressive Doc

but it's hardly a tentacle!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:26, archived)

don't touch!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:27, archived)

but last time

you begged for more!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:29, archived)

The red billiard ball in my mouth was preventing me from saying

No more!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:30, archived)

Aaaah

I thought it "God, more".

Sorry old fella, no "hard" feelings, eh!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:31, archived)

*sobs quietly*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:33, archived)

Shut it or you'll be straight back down there

and no dwarf to play with this time

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:23, archived)

I'll jsut draw a face on my cock and play with him instead

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:34, archived)

draw a cock on your face instead

with you mouth as the japseye and then run around spitting yoghurt at people.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:37, archived)

NO NEKKID????????????????????????????????

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:16, archived)

THIS^

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)

THAT^

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)

TJ: Check your gaz...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:18, archived)

*checks*

Still grey. =(

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:19, archived)

it's not always about you :P

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:23, archived)

I just want to be loved

by a guy called Gazz.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:24, archived)

just lots of gazezz's from prof kenny.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:21, archived)

yay! proper scottish filth man returns!

...without nekkidness :(

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)

congrats!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:22, archived)

*bum rapes*

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:26, archived)

*mum rapes*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:33, archived)

blacklight drug trip?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:09, archived)

There's a fun set of words.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:10, archived)

but drugs is BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)

Who told you that?

Having experimented with a hearty zeal I can only say that I've generally enjoyed most illegal substances I've done.

Except acid. Oooh dear.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:16, archived)

opium isn't something i ever want to do again

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)

Oh that's a shame

that was on my list. Was it horrid? Or, like it's sister, was it too nice?

I'm still wondering whether I want to try ya-ba or not (thai amphetamine, apparently strange)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:18, archived)

is Bisto on your list?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:20, archived)

Bisto is gorgeous

but not illegal. Yet.

Bisto granules on toast- my mum loves it. I used to like oxo cube crumbled on toast when I was little, but I think that amount of salt would probably kill me now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:21, archived)

hahahaha stear clear of that shit. Seriously.

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mugatu, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:26, archived)

Yeah, that's about 90% of what I've heard.

But then you get the occasional person who says it's great.

Although the same could be said of Westlife.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:27, archived)

please don't say that to me.

i've seen one too many people getting destroyed by it.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:18, archived)

Say what?

That I don't like LSD?

Sorry, that's a bit confusing, but never mind.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:20, archived)

This^

Ms weasel lost her mum to drug abuse. I swore never to touch drugs again

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:21, archived)

That's fantastic.

I, however, have not. I do not 'abuse' (such a vague term) drugs - in fact most except one I have only tried the once, and having experienced them and recorded the experience have not gone back.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:23, archived)

Ok, I'm not judging you or anything

by all means go ahead. I was just This^ing Mr Johnson up there

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)

like weasel said, i'm not judging you.

but you have no idea how many times people (who were involved with drugs) said that to me. you should look at them now.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:27, archived)

What, that two years ago they documented their experiences with several illegal substances for a book idea that is as of yet unfinished?

And haven't touched anything but a bit of weed since?

Sorry to sound a bit like my hackles are up, but you don't know much about me at all, and even less about that part of my life. I've seen people get terribly messed up on drugs- in fact my own father is pretty much like Ozzy Osbourne now, and I lost a friend in 2002 to a heroin overdose. I didn't walk into it with my eyes shut. But I was overridingly curious, so I recorded my experiences on paper, and also filmed some as well.

I'm now older, and less curious. But I'm not about to apologise for making my own choices.

Gah, another edit- I sound really like I'm getting stompy, but I'm not. I understand that a lot of people have seen others have awful experiences, lose lives, this that and the other. And as much as I feel for the people this happens to, I also think about all the other things that can mess you up - like the motorbike vs car accident that left my friend paraplegic. It doesn't mean I won't drive, although I'll be bloody careful about it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:33, archived)

No one asked you to appologise

They're your choices, you can do whatever you see fit

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:38, archived)

and nor should you.

people are entitled to their opinion
as long as they don't ram down your throat.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:40, archived)

Driving is the worst drug of all

I got in my car this morning and didn't get out again for an hour. Sometimes I get in and stay in it all day. And you can never leave it alone. BEWARE.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:43, archived)

i never said you had to, it's your life and you lead the way you want to.

i'm not here to tell you what to do, and i never will, i'm just saying that i've seen people do things with drugs that have left me quite shocked/scared, to say the least. but can we be fluffy again now? as i didn't want to upset you in any way.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:44, archived)

never tried 'em

not in the least bit interested.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:24, archived)

well, alcohol and cigs are drugs too, mkay...

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:26, archived)

yes but i don't smoke and drink either...

well, the occasional pint or glass of whiskey/rum.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:30, archived)

Surprisingly, this^ too

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:31, archived)

Yea and caffeine and sugar and while we're naming dependencies

you might as well add air and water too. We're pretty dependant on those.

I donno, it always grabbed my goat when people would argue "oh sugar is a drug too"

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:42, archived)

Me too

It's such fun to see somebody end up in hospital, a cabbage.
29 years old, she sits in a wheelchair all day and shakes. She is paralysed but her mind is active. Her tear ducts work well though as she cries constantly.

That's the extreme. The other side of it is that you grow up and realise that you've probably caused yourself some harm when you nderstand why you don't function as well as others.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:31, archived)

this^ =(

Well this is a lovely topic of conversation

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:34, archived)

took me right back

to club dog at the george robey

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fuscous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)

Goth Sherbet!

covered in misery sauce

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:16, archived)

bah

I can do that by taking LSD, too!

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sinisterduck, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:28, archived)

that one is kinda spooky

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:39, archived)

Photoshop refuses to work on my computer

so have a badly drawn, scanned, cropped pun

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:04, archived)

is the extra "F" intentional?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:06, archived)

Looked

more German for some reason

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:10, archived)

then why not add a moustache and a swastika?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:12, archived)

Austrian?

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:13, archived)

Well, he was born there, yes...

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:13, archived)

German, not Nazi.

Difference.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:13, archived)

tell that to the "Sun"

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)

Silly pzykozomatik, Sun tells us what to think, not other way round.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)

I've never read it

What's it like?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)

the sun

has the best puns going, pace DTH

but that's the only thing going for it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:19, archived)

A load of crap.

It's normally all "Look at the tits on here hey lads", "Whale in thames sexed my face" or "Jade Goody is the ace"

I prefer a more relaxed news such as ones I make up with an old script I cobbled up
News for me

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:20, archived)

waitjustasecondaminute

this was my effort

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:33, archived)

You win for actually finishing yours

I likes it top dollar 100% good.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:38, archived)

your both thilly :)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:39, archived)

Surely you mean wurst unt stiens?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:13, archived)

I..........don't get it.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:07, archived)

Me too

But I thought it was just because I'm a bit thick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:08, archived)

well, yeah but i still don't get it

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:08, archived)

i'm a bit thick

and i don't get it either.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:11, archived)

to the RISmobile!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:10, archived)

I'm only playing if I can be Velma.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:13, archived)

Jinkies

Ran ri re roobie roo?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)

you can be Scrappy

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)

I'll Scrappy you in a minute whatever that means.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:21, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrappy-Doo

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:24, archived)

I'm more with the section about him on this:

uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Scooby_Doo

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:26, archived)

pffft!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:28, archived)

phwoar

velma
*fwaps*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:27, archived)

i love this

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)

Apologies. I had to get it out of my head.

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:55, archived)

pun alert! It's a bad one!

haha!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:56, archived)

Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:56, archived)

You silly bun.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:01, archived)

oh *groan*

and *groan again*

and a pffft and woo too

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:57, archived)

*breaks into workshop*

*distracts ivesb*

*steals plank*

*throws at Blerk*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:57, archived)

Oi hippy!

if your taking things to throw at bad punners thats ok
here, take these chisels

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:02, archived)

cheers

*bombards Blerk with Chisels*

who are you calling Hippy?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:07, archived)

did you get your hair cut?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:08, archived)

no- it was shut

bloody tuesdays

silly day to be shut

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:09, archived)

they're probably all lurking here, waiting for next tuesday!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:11, archived)

excellent day for the hairdresser though

Jeremy Kyle's on in 19 minutes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:11, archived)

Your hair was shut?

How does that work exactly?

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)

*takes hair down*

*leans head forward*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)

I say!

While you're down there...

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:36, archived)

Got any nails and a hammer?

I could build a really big pun!

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:10, archived)

we have nail guns and hammer firing hammers.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:12, archived)

bloody hell

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gravytrain, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:57, archived)

*grabs a mop*

*Cleans the pun stains from the floor*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:57, archived)

Mop, you say . . .

you say . . . Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:58, archived)

pfft!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:02, archived)

groan

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:03, archived)

If only you could publish books of gifs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:06, archived)

what about

flickbooks?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:07, archived)

nobody *buys* them though

I just think Dave should get money from all this foolishness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:09, archived)

Naaah!

I'm a regular charity . . .
pfft! Bless you!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:10, archived)

got money for t-shirts tho!

I have to steal clothes out the salvation army bins

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)

Just found some old software back on my laptop

and realised how Designers Republic did all that stuff for PSOne Wipeout all those years ago...

vectorz

Edit: The software Auto-Generates all this stuff for you!

What a swizz!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)

Quick, go back in time.

Step 3) Profit.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)

what's the rush?

if you have a decent flux capacitor, you can go back whenever you like!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)

LIBYANS!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)

cor!

where?

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:52, archived)

Er.......

Libya?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)

good point

well made

*calms down*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)

Jeez, if only I'd realised....

*contemplates what might have been*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)

You could have forced them to call it Wipeout Gruntfuttock.

Imagine that!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:54, archived)

I feel it may well have affected sales adversely.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:55, archived)

Nonsense, I'd have bought it. You'd have bought it too.

There's at least 2 sales. Given that I didn't by the original there's one more than they had for it.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:56, archived)

I like the cut of your jib, sir

That's sound thinking...

*considers career in marketing*
*realises already has one*

*dies*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:57, archived)

What's a jib?

/Homer Simpson blog

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:00, archived)

nice

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:04, archived)

zzzzzz

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:05, archived)

Oi, you're dribbling - stop it!

If you're going to fall asleep, do it somewhere else!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:07, archived)

zzz- ah ohh sorry chief!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:10, archived)

Are you after my Canadian meth?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:08, archived)

Record Breaker,

If you're the tallest, the smallest,
If you're the fattest, the thinest, if you always win it,
You're the fastest, the slowest, if you really go,
Then you're a record breaker, a record maker,
You're a record breaker.

If you're the best, the worst, longest immersed,
If you're the base, the ace, furthest in space,
If you can score, more, than a herbivore,
Then you're a record breaker, you're a record maker,
You're a record breaker.

If you can fly like a bird,
If you can play the highest note, ever heard,
If you could swim the Atlantic,
Then the records, mmm, they would go frantic.

If you're the rarest, the fairest, grown the longest hair,
If you're oldest, the boldest, got the most gold,
If you're the newest, the fewest, largest tattoo,
Then you're a record breaker, you're a record maker,
You're a record breaker.

If you could lift, twenty tonnes,
If you could score ninety-nine thousand runs,
The whole sporting world, would applaud it,
The McWhirters, mmm, they would record it.

If you're the wildest, the mildest, cleverest child,
If you're the strongest, longest, never been wrong,
If you're the latest, the greatest, then you can state,
That you're a record breaker, you're a record maker,
You're a record breaker.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)

Dedication's what you need.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:58, archived)

medication

in roy's case.
didn't work though

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:03, archived)

Wipeout was a headfuck.

I remember playing some Yaroze version of wipeout (well, similar anyway) in strange colourful tunnels. Hmmmm.

Oh hang on, was wipeout the spaceshippy racing game thing?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)

Yep, sure was

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)

I thought I was right

Then I though 'no hang on'

cheers m'dears.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:56, archived)

you're thinking of REZ

the music based wireframe techno shoot 'em up.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:57, archived)

No I'm not

I never played that.

I was lent it recently, but I didn't stop playing San Andreas long enough to put it on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:59, archived)

yeah, that was very psychedeliciozyledic

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:04, archived)

why am i looking at your arrow?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)

Well, you don't have to look, if you don't want to.

/license fee argument blog

Edit: Anyway, it's not my arrow, it belongs to all mankind......

*Converts to Buddism*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)

*shuts eyes*

*fall off chair*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:55, archived)

sadly

that scapes my dildo

oh wait

hang on

confused

something to do with grapes...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:52, archived)

That's cocking ace!

*goes rummaging for WipEOut*

Edit: name of software, please

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)

ooops, sorry

SignWave Auto-Illustrator

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:07, archived)

Yeah, "Sorry"

that's exactly what their website says :/
but ta!
*fires up eMule*

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:08, archived)

check your gaz

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:20, archived)

..practice.......

[edit cheers folks, pleasing commentry.. :?)

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)

ohhh swishy.

wish i had the arts.

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MrA, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)

wow psycadelic!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)

Lovely!

May I ask how? I need something for my lounge wall with very specific colours you see.

w..

(

Carlossus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)

...transparent gradients...

...circle, chosen colours...then liquify + other filters...
...duplicate layer, 80%ish transparency, layer type: multiply....
...flatten image, duplicate, rotate, transpose...
...repeat (optional)...

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:45, archived)

It's lovely.

Like ink in water.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:48, archived)

Thanks MrKane I shall no doubt end up making roadkill.

I think you might have forgotte +artistic talent

(

Carlossus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)

make an action

and post a link =o]

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:00, archived)

..I like the idea that...

..although the process is similar, no two pieces are actually remotely the same...

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:03, archived)

it is very sexy

and, if random, even sexier!

(

Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:05, archived)

I so would!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)

Practice for what?

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)

perfection

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:41, archived)

Ahh.

How delicious.

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:45, archived)

The paralympics.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:45, archived)

those wacky bastards!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)

...meditation my young padawan... ;?)

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:45, archived)

Beautiful

how?

*clicks*

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:41, archived)

v nice!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)

oo - that's rather nice

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)

looks great

like a graffiti artist with parkinsons

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)

I see music.

Hang on, that can't be right.

(

Farmer Geddon - is on his way., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)

arf

is there trouble ahead?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)

I'll keep my eyes open

and let you know if I hear anything.

(

Farmer Geddon - is on his way., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)

Very nice

*clicks*

And a complimentary woo!

(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)

oooo

how fitting that Radiohead's "Talk Show Host" just came on my iTunes when I refreshed the page........... well, at least I see it fitting for the trippy image. I like this a lot

(Sebowe Aphex says I have a killer pout, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)

Wowza

You have all of teh skillz

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Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)

.......

is it just me or am i stoned?

tutorial?

(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:57, archived)

Cutlery Poised?

Today I am having an old-fashioned lunch. Beans on toast followed by a Tunnock's caramel log washing down with lashings of water. What are you having?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:35, archived)

Quiche and boiled sweets.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)

Shirley you mean man-flan?

Or are you a girlie?
Boiled sweets are for long car journeys. Are you going on a long car journey?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)

I'm a man with girlie hair. Does that count?

The boiled sweets were an offering to us sysadmins from the lowly users. The beatings have stopped for now.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)

Yay

finally someone else gets mistaken for the wrong gender!

(Kezza, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)

Lets start a club.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:44, archived)

You could call it Sex Club

It wouldn't be misinterprated at all!

(

Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:54, archived)

Now there's a plan.

Have a gold star.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:55, archived)

I'm having a cheese and onion sarnie. And tea.

Fucking hey

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)

A great bog-standard lunch

Nothing like that to keep you going for a few hours.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)

Yea, I had a brie and bacon baguette about an hour ago which filled me up well

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)

fatboy.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:45, archived)

You cunt.

That sounds amazing.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)

Oh yea. The bacon was nice and hot, and the brie melted just a little bit

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)

Fuck off.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)

Mmmmm, I'm smearing myself with hot greasy bacon

And rubbing lumps of fresh brie into my hair. Mmmm Oh its sooooooo good.
Now I will roll myself in butter and wedge a freshly baked baguette between my buttcheeks

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)

You just made me do an Office Chortle

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)

I know how to eat in style!

although 9/10 restaurants seem to disagree

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:54, archived)

I hope a pack of wild dogs eats you.

and you know there are packs of them around cosham!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)

bwaha!

oh dear, I broke my funny bits.

(

Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:54, archived)

I'll hold him captain, you work the body

*pins*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)

*cunts right in the fuck*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)

3 pieces of tr3asure and a spanking new b3ta T-shirt!

kerazzey salad tuna mayo sammidge two plums and a granny smith apple

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)

Ooh, you spamcastle

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)

SILENCE!

for if you win I shall wipe my botty on your T-shirt before I post it to you!
Hahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)

I want to win now.

I like this newer edgy Dave. In my day Dave was all like a fun uncle or perhaps an eccentric grandad. He never did a swear at all.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)

eh?

Where did I do a swear?
Hee hee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)

You said arse and that's the rudest word I've ever seen you type.

And the threat of botty wiping is not like the old Dave and his zany punning us all in the faces. Continue good sir.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)

so what so you have against

fun uncles and eccentric grandads? eh? EH!?

*pushes the doctor into dog poo*
Hahahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:45, archived)

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)

I'd never fight Dave, he'd anything goes me until the kia-ora came home.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:48, archived)

Yay, you're my uncle again.

*poo hugs*

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)

Hahaha!

*wipes*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)

Ooh

I hope it's a nice blue T-shirt with furtive on the front!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)

depends on what the winner chooses

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:41, archived)

the gold leaf t-shirt

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)

Sure!

as long as it's £15 or less . . .
Hahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)

bah!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)

SAUSAGES

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)

Lovely

Have chips with that or mashed potatoes.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)

Bread

dipped in something runny

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)

Eggs!

Have eggs!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)

hahah

you've picked my number two most hated food

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)

whats #1?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)

celery

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:02, archived)

nowt.

too poor to eat.
I may rummage through mcdonalds bins 2nite....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)

Oh dear

Can't you steal somebody else's?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:41, archived)

*steals flowerpots lunch*

*scarpers*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)

Coq au vin*

*It's a cock that's been run over by a van

And an apple and a Cappuccino

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)

Black Adder goes forth

AICMFP
Top lunch.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)

Nothing.

I forgot to bring anything with me.

:-(

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)

You are ALL of the sillies

I suggest you widen your eyes, watch other people eating and sigh a lot.
It might work.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)

Nah

I'll just have machine soup...

Blech, but filling.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:45, archived)

Beans on Toast....

I'm going to copy you...

(If I get a Lunch break)

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)

Good idea

Old Skool style lunches are braw.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)

Yay for dave the facts

I'm having eggs and some nice sandwiches, a bapao and some fresh pineapple

mediocres mediocre

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)

Top lunch because eggs are braw

What is a bapao?

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:44, archived)

ham.

cheese.
bread.
crisps.

That is all.

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)

Don't forget to put some crisps into your butty

for added zest.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:45, archived)

As usual

Lunch - Toasted chicken, avacado, roasted capsicum, swiss cheese and mayonase sandwich

Dinner - Spinach pie and vegetables.

(Kezza, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)

The word "capsicum" makes me giggle

Top lunch, especially the avocado.
I might want to come over to yours for dinner.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)

Weetabix

and six Cherry Bakewells.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)

LUNCH OF CHAMPIONS!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:44, archived)

it's all there was in the cupboards

i really need to go shopping...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:48, archived)

Six is the best number for Cherry Bakewells

becuase that means the box is finished.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)

^ This

Also works with French Fancies

Because that means there are still 2 left for breakfast the next day

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)

I am physically incapable

of leaving cakes in an opened box. I can leave an unopened box for weeks, but once I've had the first cake, the rest will swiftly follow, no matter how sick they make me...

/glutton blog

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:54, archived)

cordon bleu with chips and gravy

*burp*

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)

Herzlichen Glueckwunsch auf dem 2000

schoenes Teil :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)

*decodes*

I feel like the allies in WW2

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)

For yoo Tommy, ze var ist over

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)

*gets aroused*

you Berlinians do speak very strange...

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)

ick wees nich wat du da meenst, meen lieba scholli

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:52, archived)

ach wat, eeehrlich?

nächstes Mal gibt's dann nen Broiler mit Schrippe ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:57, archived)

I think I broke dictionary.com/translator

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:00, archived)

Ooooh get you with yer fancy non-bread based lunch

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)

cordon bleu what?

Is that chicken?
Yay for chips and gravy!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)

Blue roadblock

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:48, archived)

a Schnitzel filled with cheese and cooked ham

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)

moondust and outerspacers

washed down with a rusty old can of Hubba Bubba flavour fizzy pop

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)

It sounds as if you are having illegal substances

have chips with that.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:48, archived)

I had a Steak Slice

and I'm now enjoying a Cadbury's Caramel

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)

What is a steak slice?

Is it a pie thing or is it just what it says on the can?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)

pie thing

it was scrummy

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:59, archived)

Fried eggs on bagel

which I am sharing with my keyboard.

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Farmer Geddon - is on his way., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)

Ah yes

Keyboards are greedy buggers aren't they?
Braw lunch though.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)

I have big bones ok?

*sulks over a box of poptarts*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)

Prawn and Ham Baguette

Nice bit of lettuce in with the prawn and ham. With a little Mr. Kiplings apple pie, and a mini sausage roll. A nice orange juice mixed with sparkling water for drink. Much lovely.

(Sneakerdoodle "Have a cup of tea and toss yourself off", Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:41, archived)

A well balanced lunch

Your mum would be proud.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)

Ham and cheese sandwiches,

with Coffee and an occasional crisp!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:41, archived)

Braw

Don't forget to shove a few crisps into your butty.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)

ham and mustard floury baps

2 clementines
2 apples
tea

but no crisps

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)

No crips are fine

but you need a bib when you eat a floury bap. I hope you have one.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)

I am covered in flour as I type this

:¬(

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)

I'm thinking beans on toast

with a cup of tea

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)

Stop thinking and make it!

You won't regret it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:52, archived)

Coffee and krill.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)

hahaha

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)

Hahaha!

needs more hat!

Woo!
HONK!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)

but I made it to make the inner hat shine through:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)

Hahaha!

fairy muff!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:56, archived)

hahahahahaha

I thought only whales ate krill.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)

They're great on ryvita

with a little piccalilly

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:56, archived)

and dave the fax

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sinisterduck, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:00, archived)

Damn

that was going to be next one. Thought I'd probably been done

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:03, archived)

BRAW!

Today I had a Chorizo and feta salad with all the salady trimmings.

I washed it down with a bottle of Diet coke with Lime, and a nice chat with in vino veritas! :)

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)

how is she faring?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)

Top lunch M&S!

I was told that Diet Coke with Lime has been discontinued. Coke said that it is going to be replaced with "Coke Zest" (same thing apparently). In the meantime our shop has no diet coke with lime and customers are miffed.
/shop blog.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:55, archived)

I am having

Garlic & herb brie and crispy bacon on oatmeal bread
A bag of Walkers Prawn Cocktail crisps which are, fundamentally, what crisps were invented for
Can of Bass Shandy to wash it all down

*munch*

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)

that's a classy lunch!

especially the shandy bass

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)

I really wanna find

that old shandy - Top Deck - they used to do Larger and Lime etc... beautiful, and suitable for us little ones (at the time) as it was only 0.5% ABV!

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:52, archived)

I remember it

I used to buy it in a shop called Healds (I think)

but that is now a tesco express and just has the same as all the other shops - because they are all tescos too

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:56, archived)

Apparently

...all Nirvana wanted in their dressing room when they appeared on Channel 4's "The Word" was three cans of Top Deck shandy.

Now that's rock 'n roll!

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:04, archived)

Woo

What a lunch!
Although Prawn cocktail crips are devil's food (imho). They make my lips go numb.
Bass shandy is a lovely drink.
Despite the crips, you deserve this...

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:58, archived)

That

is spackin' brilliant. Cheers!

*adds to profile page*

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:30, archived)

There's something odd afoot in the canteen.

There's some kind of ciabatta affair containing layered vegetables such as peppers and aubergine.
It also has pesto and mushrooms in it. But it's all cold. I'm not at all sure.
I'm going to have the broccoli soup instead I think.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)

A wise choice

Have some bread to dunk in that.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:04, archived)

Catalan bean soup and some organic malt loaf.

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Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)

Cor!

That's a top lunch and no mistake.
Malt loaf! mmmmm

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:59, archived)

Steak pie, chips and peas , tea and water for me

then a nap. Yesterday's nap was brilliant, I woke up because I nearly fell out of the comfy chair.

Braw fact!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:52, archived)

Thanks Sir Duke

That's a mighty fine lunch you have there.
How you can fall out of a comfy chair is beyond me. Unless it has no arms.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:00, archived)

i had.

two pieces of toast, one with passion fruit jam and one with chocolate paste and bananas, and a regular sandwich with chocolate droppings. then i had another sandwich with cheese, mayonnaise, gherkins and mustard.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:07, archived)

You are pregnant

AICMFP

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:12, archived)

Beans on toast

followed by yogurt covered with granola.

All lovingly prepared by my wife!

Yum!

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:09, archived)

Top lunch

and better because somebody else made it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)

Lunch?

Today - rare-breed pork meatballs in a rich, home-made tomato sauce.

And very nice it was too.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:27, archived)

Posh lunch!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:34, archived)

i'm on lunch #2

lunch #1 happened at about 11am. roast chicken from last night with pork, sage and onion stuffing sandwiches, on brown bread.
lunch #2 is leek and potato soup with jolly huge non-crunchy croutons. with water and vitamin juice.
for afters, two apricots.

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fross Read your email on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:32, archived)

tuna mayo melt

and lemonade from a cocktail shaker

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:43, archived)

The Fabulous Return of the 3pm Comic Draw Off.

Head by bilbobarneybobs, body by happytoast, legs and hands by Thor_sonofodin.
Click for bigger (84KB)

Tomorrow will make The Return of the 3pm Comic Draw Off, and the theme will be 'Skeletons' get your pencils at the ready and get drawing.

suggestions will also be taken for next weeks draw off.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:30, archived)

Fuck me I can do this properly now I've got the nets at home.

SEX!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)

haha

Me like it long time.

Edit: It's half past 12...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)

you missed off "and ignored" at the end

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)

shhhhhhh

or you'll have them down on us like we are richard and judy.

call in your suggestions on 0898 505050

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)

Oooh

this should be good

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:32, archived)

what do we win?

I say 'we' i mean you coz i can't draw and am afraid to post images.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)

Afraid to post images?

Sounds like /talk boarder talk to me

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:35, archived)

I'll have you know i have never posted on there.

you're the /talk lover here!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)

fuck all

same as always

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:35, archived)

you win the warm glow of the affection of all the baord members.

and a rough bumming.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)

this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)

*breaks out pencils!!*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)

woohooo!

aw shit, I can't upload pics from here

bumcakes

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)

and right before facts too

let's go back to the hay day of b3ta being a series of daily "events"!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)

Where am I? What year is this?

Who's the president?

Wheelybird dream collective

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

here, now and he is

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

Nice one Matthew!

*sips tea*
we are forever in your debt.

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)

The space penguin looks like you.

Except with feet, obviously.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)

A bit.

We're likely related.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:28, archived)

*cuttlefish*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:30, archived)

Chirp, chirp, tweet, peck.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:32, archived)

*pats*

I am aware that you're really a big boy you know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:35, archived)

Ah.

You've seen my amateur pics then. I found I could only photograph the entire length when using a fish-eye lens.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)

Phwoar.

I meant big boy as in...man.

But thank you for the information.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)

Nah,

only joking.

It's tiny.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)

I want your mind!

Woo and Yay!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)

you do need one....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)

hurrah

for battenburg rockets!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)

haha

top banana!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:28, archived)

That is glorious.

Fire a battenburg my way if you've a spare.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:28, archived)

excretions of a great mind!

W/Y/H!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:28, archived)

Funny Posts Save us and Banish Trollism...

Hurrah for the birdywheel...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)

lovely.

i mostly dream of ParkaSharks....

mostly

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)

Haha,

I do believe I love you!

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)

Hurrah!

It is the love of you all that I crave. It is why I do what I do, when I do it.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)

Rubbish,

Get Cradlecap back on; now there's someone who appreciates real comedy.

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thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:30, archived)

Haha I love this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)

Thats brilliant!

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Aenesis, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

Huzza!

WYH!

*clicks*

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

POW!

that's what i'm talking about!

*jives*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

yeah roast the fuckers!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhh!

Laser monkey of death!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

Kaboom...

Your posts usually tickle my innerguts with humour and a sprinkle of fearness....

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

That John McCririck's tidied himself up a bit, I see.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

If only.

Well done sir

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Farmer Geddon - is on his way., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)

*does the happy dance*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)

im so confused

am i lost?

(Cradlecap, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

possibly

or ~~possibly~~ just a knob

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TomD Howdy!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

yes, you are,

overhyped and boring

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

Got bored with Lost?

I'm hanging on by my fingertips at the mo.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:46, archived)

yes and a cunt.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

no he's not

cunts are useful

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

Good point

He's a Tony Blair.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)

yes

I almost called him a cunt, but changed my mind as it sullies the good name of cunts.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)

Goodbye, you festering genital wart.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

yes!

that's what he reminded me of!

(

Your watch is BACK, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:28, archived)

hahaha

"reminded"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)

Yes.

See up by the big dark grey bar?
It says: Main Board | Talk Board | Links Board | etc...

You want the third one. Click and go there and post away

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

you're being very helpful i must say.

you are a very mature 20 year old.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)

We're not all mud pies and poo jokes.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

really?......

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

I am

and I'm 86

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

POO HEAD!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:28, archived)

*Throws mud pie*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)

mmm

mud pie.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:32, archived)

The mud is made from lady poos

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)

what is the pastry made of?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:35, archived)

man poos

of course.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)

In that case, I'll pass.

Unless there's any parmesan.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)

ooo la-de-da!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:44, archived)

We're not?

*leaves*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:21, archived)

how very restrained

and not a horse in sight!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

ROFLECOPTERZ!

I mean yes. Restrained.

*cough*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

oooh you sneaky ninja

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

I tried not to

But I think I have a problem

*edit* I might lay off the horses for a while. Lay low until the heat dies down. And then it will be time to strike

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)

it's the song that does it for me

"I love horses best of all the animals,
I love horses they're my friends!"

*dances*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:32, archived)

Its an auditory tubgirl

It haunts you for a few hours after first exposure

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:35, archived)

I'm currently trying to expunge it from my head

with the aural bleach of Stiff Little Fingers...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)

thank christ!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:35, archived)

just focus on the red light as it gets bigger!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

I like that!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)

I have loads of them

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:44, archived)

see

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:45, archived)

they're all ace.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

hahahahaha

this is now ranked among my fave b3ta pictures ever!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)

Haha!

(but needs more Bel-Air & fresh & that)

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)

heh, make it so!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)

clearly

but look here's a simple guide

that should help you out

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

do you think you are being funny

or winding people up?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)

What you need is a good lunch of somehting like steak pie and chips with peas

and then a nap, just like what I'm about to do. That'll sort out your confusion.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

yes...

now stop posting the same link everywhere!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:28, archived)

shitting fucksticks

welcome to ignore!

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caffeinefreak, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)

PEAROASTS!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 12:32, archived)

Hello!

*hovers finger over "Ignore" button*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 13:10, archived)

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