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# I don't have my graphics tablet at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# *laughs from safety of bunker*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)
# *peers out*
*wanders back in*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)
# *locks doors*
Let me show you what pzyko did earlier...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)
# let me in dammit!
I can't reach the handle on these matchsticks!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Me too, I've got the caek.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Not now son, I'm having...
...a meeting! That's it, an important meeting.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)
# *comes out of the bunker shower*
Oh hey guys hows it going, whats with the cucumber?
we having salad?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)
# 'ning Dave.
Salad? Yes, I was just about to t[brain edit - no, don't type that]
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Hahah
I'll always wonder
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)
# *marches into bunker on new legs*
dad, why is jessie filming you doing things to dave?
*rings therapist*
hello, he's got jessie and dave at it now....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)
# HARDER YOU LIMP WRISTED GWAR
You call that a cucumber?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)
# But my arm's aching!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Stick the cucumber into a drill and drill her mimsy up good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)
# But Dave's a man!
He hasn't got a mimsy?

Or do you mean... swollentip?

*shudders*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I actually twinged
I need to go lie down for a second and rock slowly into the duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Just remember if you should fall asleep.
The judderman will come and pour metz in your japs eye.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)
# GARGH!
*insomnia's*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Does that mean I win?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Have some caek, it's not laced with anything honest.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)
# stop following me with caek!!!
*runs*
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)
# *stalks*
*offers caek*

Go on, eat a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)
# stop being so round about
here use this dart gun
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Pass me the Rohypnol darts please, I demand satisfaction.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)
# *hands*
leave me some though, I'm going to the nursery later
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)
# erk!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)
# *takes aim*
*launches*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)
# better double the dosage
he looks startled.
You leap on his back and try hold his jaws closed.
I'll get round back and insert this morphine suppository
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)
# fixed
this morphine suppository my penis
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)
# *prays for deliverance*
save me oh mighty jebus!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Needs more frog and granny
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)
# needs less upper class hippy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# You never need more grannies of frogs.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# At least grant me some juvenile pillockery.
It's fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Oh yes,
there's plenty of that to go 'round.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Funny you should say that
I was having a pint down the Frog and Granny just last night.
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)
# hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Oh yes?
Why's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] no wonder there are so many fires in the village
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Woo
As long as he's not putting people in tumble dryers:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)
# i'm sure
that all the fires ever started in that program were by him, in his tool shed
(horrid, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)
# and they always blamed norman!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Listen son, talking of fire.
Don't try and walk too fast with those legs.

I think your feet might still be live.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)
# wha- arghh
*burns*
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)
# NNNNNNnnnnnnnooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
My son, my only son!
(apart from Spenface who went bad and doesn't like to talk about it any more)

*makes new one*
*again*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)
# hooray legs!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)
# hey he's just doing what he's got to do to stay in a job
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)
# There was a reserve fireman in my village
who used to set hay barns on fire in the area
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)
# haha!
what a wacky village you live in...........
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Welcome to Somerset
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)
# oh god,
how'd you get a computer past the witch burners?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)
# I told them it was a 'sex box'
now they all want a go
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Pffft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Have you seen any of the "Arsonist Sam" youtube thingies?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)
# that the one where the play it in reverse?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# a b3tan made those I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Quite right
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# or a guy on another forum.
Or was that my shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Gah. Anyone got a piss-mopping rag?
www.b3ta.com/board/6965056
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)
# oh dad
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# i have now
ha ha ha ha
(horrid, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Arson Sam!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Are you scared yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# *spluffs*
*cries*
*spluffs again*

Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# *hands tissue*
I was worried that the errant pubes night make it NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Errant pubes?
I thought that was her magic lasso, or whatever it was called.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Look closely
there's both!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# No, I don't want to see them that much.
That Wayne's World pic in your myspaz blog was all of teh ace =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Thankies :D
It was on here on Friday too
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Ah
A tear to all eyes:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)
# she had some hips on her didn't she
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# amongst other things
thighs, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Hell Yeah!
I likes hips :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Nothing wrong with that.
Ms Carter was a REAL woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Would
'nings all, I just printed off 32 pages of /board by accident in the lab.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)
# feed them into an experiment and see what happens
perhaps we'll all come to life!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I'll get the minions working on that now
plug them into a car battery.
edit: The minions, not the paper, there would be no fun in that.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)
# could have been worse
/Talk
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Haha
'ning dave. Get anything good?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)
# yup Neville's Crunchy Gripple
Might put it on my wall, or the notice board
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Nice!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)
# that grapes my squildo
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Is that legal on a Monday?
*sues*
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)
# legal? it's practically oligatory!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Really?
And have you got an oligator?
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)
# *raises hand*
here I am.
I the oligator today.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)
# *hands five pounds*
*bums*
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Pervert!
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I frickin' am!
I'm checkin' out the Bradlaugh tomorrow lunch, make sure there's no traps


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)
# It's usually trap free
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Charles?
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)
# good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)
# why are you sulking?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)
# coz she's a bird
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)
# *slaps*
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)
# thighs!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)
# I like this a lot
yays for Wonder Chuckle!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Thankies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)
# is wonder woman coming to the big screen soon?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)
# dunno
I think it's stuck in development hell, Joss "Buffy" Wheedon was supposed to be writing it, but I think it's all gone tits up for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)
# hmph
Joss wheedon eh?
might be worth a look if they get their finger out.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Probably
depends how you define 'soon'
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)
# my life time....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)
# May all your decendants be ginger!
gaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)
# they are!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Ha!
It worked. That'll teach you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)
# For the last time
those biscuits are not your children!
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# That's what I thought.
He got arrested last time he made them soggy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)
# OH MY GOD!!!!!


kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)
# The way of the Samurai is a difficult one
My mate Toby drewed this picture and I thought it was worthy of B3ta so here you go:

(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Hahah
that made me lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)
# "You must die! I alone am best!"
seems to be a line in every badly dubbed kung fu/Samurai film I have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)
# dubbed flicks suck
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Yup, subtitles all the way for me
watched "Amelie" last night, all that French whimsy made me forget about the 2 arrogant French arseholes in the pub that day who couldnt handle losing a rugby match.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)
# i watched that too!
Delicatessen is another class French flick
along with Man bites Dog of course

also, Pan's Labyrinth is out today on DVD!
essential purchase!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Delicatessen is great fun
it has the bloke with the squishy face from "Amelie" and "Alien Resurection".

I will have to see Pans Labyrinth, looks bonkers
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)
# pssst...
man bites dog is a belgian film. we are way better then those frenchies ;)

also, i ordered this: blog.affenheimtheater.de/2007/01/31/bilder-der-pans-labyrinth-korea-le/
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)
# my mistake!!
still an amazing film!

and you won't be disappointed with Pan's
best film i've seen in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)
# i know, i went to see it with my ladyfriend at an empty cinema at midnight.
best movie i've seen this year!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)
# cockney middle eight!
'Oh Terry, you slag, you stole the leg of time!'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Samurai + Bill Bailey = Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
ruvry
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)
# ha ha!!
where's his babycart?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] quack
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I read the top of the image as Anal BBC initially
even before I saw the face
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Me too!
you mindpisser
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# *shakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# hahahaha
is it wrong that the first thing I thought you'd done was change his name to anal?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# hmm
I remember the gopher, but not a duck....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Edd the duck was the lame gopher replacement
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Gopher was Schofields Bitch...
Andi had Edd...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)
# I'm not sure about the chronology but I think the Gopher
was in fact the replacement and yes, much better than the duck.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Edd the Duck
was Andi Peters' only friend.

I think Gordon the Gopher was Phillip Schofield's.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# they both suffered the ignomy of being a wanking sock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)
# until that slut Otis the Aardvark came along.
then they were discarded like the crispy prawn crackers that they'd become.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)
# fucking Otis
puppets should squeak or quack, they should not be more eloquent than the presenters
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I agree wholeheartedly
they should have stuck with the squeaky sock puppets.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)
# BOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOING
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I can see Peters
That's more headbobs than fingerbobs though
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Whee!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Mmm BOM BOM
Chick, Chickiddy CHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)
# OOooooooh
yeAAAAH
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Let my Cameron go!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)
# if you say ferris bueller
you lose a testicle
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# "Rooney...You Sir...Are an Asshole!"
Gawd I Lubs that film..

Watched it just Last Week
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Anti davew27!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:12, archived)
# haha!
best evar!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I have never seen that film......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# you don't see this film
you are this film

I have never been able to see cowboy boots and not think of Mia Sara since
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# This film
is you.
This film is also him *points*, you *points* and you *points further afield*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# aren't you going to claim your five pounds?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# no - I shall do this one for that totally philanthropical taste
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# you won't like it
it only works as an eighties nostalgia trip

as it's a rather light piece of froth
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# more than a little overhyped
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# it's a great film
i really love it, but i saw it back then when i was a little snotter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# ^ this
If you are of a certain Age.. It was exactly what you thought you were gonna do when you bunked off school....
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# I didn't see it until a couple of years ago
and it's absolute shite. You clearly had to see it at the time and be the right age.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# YUP
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)
# this^
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)
# oh this as well
definately
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# They are like giants!
Driving a regular sized car!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# yaaay!
*wrecks porsche*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# 1961 Ferrari GT250
(shall I just fuck off now?)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# wrong Cameron
but i'll waste my 1500th post for a WOO!

One of my favorite movies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# How can I possibly be expected to face work on a day like this?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# oh now that is just fucking glorious
*clicks*

*makes desktop*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Wow.

You're really going for it today, The Neville. I thought you only posted in the quiet hours these days.

Is it all to cheer me up?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Indeed it is!
And it's also because I have work to be doing. I tend to increase image throughput at times like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)
# isn't that always the way?
all my pencil animations were done during class...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)
# That just made me laugh while I was on the phone.
*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)
# LABRADDER!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha...
You know Lady Scaramanga well then...?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:19, archived)
# you've made me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:19, archived)
# i have a royal selection of cake leftovers in my fridge.
but i already ate half of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# why tease me so?
WHY!!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# well, maybe if your grandma buys some cake for her birthday, you can make me jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)
# The great thing about me doing our product photography
Is I get to try it all afterwards *chomps on cayke*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# it shows......


:D
*teasing*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)
# *enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)
# hahahaha! oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:19, archived)
# true!
Pringles are made of 100% MSG.

Fact!

And nothing like your wonderful picture conveys this message. So woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)
# LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!
(and plastic)
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I only needed the top centimetre or so of image
to know who was responsible.

That crazy Stemil and his pseudonyms
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Ha ha!


I am Stemil. And now I own your soul!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# if you are stemill you will have a 400Mb bitmap at hand
post one within the minute and I'll believe you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Oh!

I just saw this request. Will this do?

(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# you broke south america and africa!
where are we gonna get bananas from now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)
# No,
I'm Spartacus Stemil
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# No! I'm stemils!
I have scientific proofment!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I'm Stemil and so's my wife
this I like. Poor crackcol
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# mmm, crimpy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)
# haha
'eat them until I die'
its the expression that says it all; obsessed!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)
# :)

I shall munch on them whilst munching on these: www.b3ta.com/board/6964052
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Hurrah! *broams*
That's very *broams* *melges* good

*broams* *broams* *broams* *melges* *smeps* *brens* *broam* *broams*

aargh *broams* *broam* *meebaw*aaAAGRH*broams*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)
# plastic lies...
is that like electric dreams?
WOO!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Let's all help the USDA
with their insane subsidised corn mountain
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# "corn mountain"
"cooooornnn mountain"
"will you be mine?"
"my darling corn mountain"
"till the end of time"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# *clicks HARD*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Doesn't Mr. Nesbitt live in Harlow New Town?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
# *gasp* he's caught weasel!!
cheese it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# No, I think thats some other unfortunate mammal
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)
# You escaped!
*kicks in nuts*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *is protected by his trusty nut-cup*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# darn!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Tis a Possum
I fink.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Tis
And them's good eatin'! Fire up the kettle, Maw - it's possum pie fer dinner!

Mmmm....pie...
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)
# is this it?
can i reply now!?!?

ha ha!!
mucho woo Mr Box
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# all done!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:16, archived)
# now relax
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)
# who's this cameron fella?
i like the bottom ones font.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Are you being serious
about the "Who's this Cameron fella"?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:16, archived)
# yeah who is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)
# He is the leader of Her Majesty's opposition
in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

He is also a right cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# "chiller"
it is a lovely font for pseudoscary
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:16, archived)
# ta for that,
and, wasted', i know he's an mp or sumfink but i don't who he is, innit.
/ hoddie, i'm now doing a stretch blog.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Righty ho.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)
# he's anything you want him to be
baby
(horrid, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:17, archived)
# he is our new leader in waiting
ALL HAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
but he's still a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:16, archived)
# that was kind of the point!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Hey think of the carbon footprint
wont somebody think of the carbon footprint?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I need to pay £1.05 for my business flights this week
to ease my conscience
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Clear conscience for just £1.05p
bargain
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# you got any more?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)
# dozens
but that's all the recent ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I like these
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)
# cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# I love emulators
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Low fucking poly!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# have a woo!
I wonder what Jeff Minter is up to these days
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
# fighting mutant camels at the edge of time
no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! shavedchimp something something oranges something, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# according to wikipedia...
'He is the founder of software house Llamasoft and his most recent work is the light synthesizer (called Neon) built into the Xbox 360 console.'
(horrid, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I thought
Llamasoft made Winamp??
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:17, archived)
# hey
that's not ba-ha-ha-haaaad
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:23, archived)
# nope
nullsoft

Not that I know who any of these people are, but I'm bored so looked it up. They love llamas too - what is the obsession in the software industry?
(horrid, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# I have no idea actually.
It's a bit odd though.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# he did an update of Tempest as well
good ol' Jaguar!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)
# hahahaha
I love emulators too. Especially MAME, which i'm currently hammering again.

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Remind me what that emulates?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# arcade shiznits
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MAME
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Ah, gotcha.
Might have to grab that.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)
# it's very worthwhile.
This week, I have been mostly plying Samurai Shodown V :D

EDIT: And Pang
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Pang Roooools!!!
*PANGS*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
#
I'VE GOT OVER 2000 ROMS ON my harddrive gathering dust

/capspack
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# do some fooking house work then!!!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# i've got about 5000 I think.
I only play about 10 of them haha.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
you know, he's still making these games...
how much acid can one guy take!??!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I could never kill the last camel
on "Attack of the mutant camels" on C64
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:18, archived)
# ooh
that's either really clever or I'm being particularly thick this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] A bit of a disappointing first day...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Aw, bless.
This makes me feel all sad inside.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Me too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Hahaha
this is fucking ace.

*edit*
And a little sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# tsssk... kids.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Thats
All the good!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:04, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:04, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:05, archived)
# you said you wouldn't tell anyone about my first day!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)
# *points at the fat shit*



clciky clickerson
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Jemima is such a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)
# That was Hamble (?sp)!
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Ha, so it was
I don't remember the name Hamble at all, I wonder if she was around circa '72?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Yeah
Jemima was the fit one IIRC
(Daveybaby, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 18:30, archived)
# If he ignores them the bullies will leave him alone
well thats the crock of shit I was told and it worked for me *rocks backwards & forwards*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)
# being ginger and skinny I was a target for bullies.
until i let my temper run unchecked.
they left me alone after i beat the shit out of them......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Nice one
that'll teach 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
# you've hurt my past memories :(
although I used to hate Hamble.

Jemima was much more sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)
# GAAAAAH!
I KNEW Hamble was EVIL!

*shudders*

Poor Humpty!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:08, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Poor humpty
He was abused as a child too



Big woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Is that a humpty numpty?
Humpty numpty shat on 'em all...
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# nooooo
I had a acid hallucination about that wierd humpty dumpty thing a few years back.. Very strong childhood memory
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Hahaha
First days can be tough!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:17, archived)
# aww
that's rather sad!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Hamble
was, frankly, a bit of a munter, wasn't she?
(rogerzilla, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Why
does their school have an aeroplane toilet? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Dunno
But he seems to be quite happy about being shoved down it...

Oh, how wude of me...another top Monkeon pic!

[Happosai]
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Please write a book
I would buy it so hard
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)
# *laughs*
*cries*

*laughs more*
(Mazrim, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# ace
chortle chortle
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Sorry in advance......
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)
# JIMMY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)
# WE ARE THE MODS!
we are the mods!

we are, we are, we are the mods!!

'noon good sir, have you seen the zombie further down the page?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:00, archived)
# It's in his profile!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:04, archived)
# it is?
oh, i just thought that was a regular photo....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:58, archived)
# i miss cheery tomato
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


not cheery! :*(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# you have some jaffa cake on your cheek
*spits on hanky ~ wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Pythonic
but woo
(prodder This crack's really moreish, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Haha
GRANNY NOOO!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:58, archived)
# those bastard lottery people!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] The locals would never forget the day Dumbo broke into Turbo Lax
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)
# fucking shitty elephant!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# tubelephant?
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# haha!




*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)
# the new form
of fertilizer
(Sebowe Aphex says I have a killer pout, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Tubphant!!!
woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)
# 'nings stranger!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)
# noon yourself!
still no web at home yet, and can't get on at work as much as well! Hence the late reply!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)
# True.
That was also the 5th day of the great heatwave of 67. People were barbecueing in the street, and the ice-cream was flowing. Little Suzy managed to get her arm trapped in a mangle and had to be pulled free by Jeremy from the corner shop.

Jeremy went on to great things, opening a chain of dry cleaners and..

Where am I?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)
# What happened to Suzy?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Scarred both physically and emotionally,
"Flat-Arm" Suzy McPhee turned to a life of crime. Using her smooth, svelte appendage to reach under the doors of butchers and steal scraps of parma ham, which she used to construct a big pink porky wedding dress.

She was found dead 6 years later, with a litter of seven pig-babies still nuzzling at her slowly-rotting teats.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:51, archived)
# haha!
*slowly-rotting teats*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Slowly-Rotting Teats
is the title of the third album by swedish rock band, "Fnaaaarp". Famed for their lilting ballads, and gender-defying trousers, Fnaaaarp were an underground hit up until their untimely demise in 1994, when lead singer Stephen Hoogspanken was killed by falling bees.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *sings*
if i had the wings of an eagle, if i had the arse of a cow, i'd fly over your head and cover you in shite now o0o0
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# pfffft!
g'day mister!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)
# 'lo :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)
# woo
is he affected by the government's new flying tax?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
# FLASH!
on both counts

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Cinematic!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Splendid work.
Groatings, The Neville. Are you sprangly?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I am most
Sprangly today. Quite, quite sprangly, in facts!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:37, archived)
# *glees*
I'm glad to hear it sir.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)
# yay! but why?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:35, archived)
# 'ning pzyko.
Why not?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)
# that's your answer to everything!
bumseks?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)
# *suspects trap* *thinks* ...errr, why not?
D'oh...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)
# *closes bunker door, giggling*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# *worries*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I love this
everyone should
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I do, I do!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)
# yes. i. do.
so. there.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)
# ow
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)
# GAH!
Ghoats make me scareded!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)
# A ghost in the sky is worth
two in the face,

but there's nothing for a pair, not in this game.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Why doesn't the ghostie go GLOAM
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hoorays!

You're great. Can I have a hug, please?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:37, archived)
# *mugs*
OH NO! I have accidentally mis-typed the letter 'H' and have subsequently beaten you up
and left you in an alleyway with amnesia! What will become of you! Will you be able
to piece together the pieces of a life left in pieces?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)
# it's okay.

I only had half a pencil in my wallet.

/stumbles around concussedly blog.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)
# But that pencil was, unbeknownst to you,
made of pure solid gold! I stole it, sold it and bought a yacht. A yacht MADE OF PURE SOLID GOLD!

/likes the word 'unbeknownst' and wants to use it more often blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Cheeky blaggard!


*steals pure solid gold yacht*

And balance is restored.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)
# yes
but unbeknownst to you, I invented the word and therefore it belongs to me!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I would give you a hug in pictoral form
but my wacom is at home.
So have it through the medium of dance
*jigs*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Can't you just go home now to do it?


Nice moves though.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)
# alas, I cannot.
Management only loosen the chain when I need the toilet and even then they only give me a few extra yards of slack before reeling it back in 5 mins.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Oi, be grateful you!
You have no idea how much it costs me to pay them for those chains.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)
# *looks at chain*
*smiles weakly and gives a thumbs-up*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I shudder to think what state the floor is in
on the path between your desk and the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Its pretty slick now, so all I have to do is lay on my belly and kick with my legs
then I can just glide all the way to the restroom
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)
# This is how Google Earth should be
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Oooh
Splendiferations before our eyes
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:37, archived)
# sky goats!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)
# who you gonna call?..............
well?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)
# boat gusters?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I likes that!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Yays!
I am so missing b3ta!!!
*cries*
/just a quick look now and then blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# GOAAAT!!

click for bigger 70 oddkb
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)
# HA HA HA!!
proper loffle then!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)
# oh god how i know that feeling :-)
(LordMORD kennt kein Pardon, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Lubly!
*groams*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Ah but what about the ghost in the river?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)
# First reply gets to make a suggestion for the next pic

Previously


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Quick!


EDIT: Haha, YES! *does happy dance*

I'd like to see a mouse trapped in a wellington boot please, discovering a whole new world of excitement.

2nd EDIT: Haha, too =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# a whole new world of excrement?
C]80\


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Whichever's easier for you to draw.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:37, archived)
# *opens new tube of brown paint*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)
# oh aaaarg
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:34, archived)
# pearoast!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)
# ha ha!!
one of the only wagons i've ever jumped on :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Likewise
I've no idea why it tickled me so much.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# he he... Have another pearoast...
(Stoopid_Faaka, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)
# ha ha!!
everyone loved lack of goat thursday*

*i think it was a thursday...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Indeed it was...7th Sept 2006 to be exact....
Ah... Fond memories.
(Stoopid_Faaka, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# That was an awesome day!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:08, archived)
# My Favourite day on here...
Ever...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Ha ha! *groans* Could anyone ever actually pedal one of those
pedal cars when they were a kid? You needed the strength of Goliath.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:34, archived)
# and ankles of steel to avoid ripping them apart on the chain!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Hills are your friend.
As long as there isn't a motorway at the bottom.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)
# no, I sustained an injury the only time I ever tried . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Last week?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)
# NO!*
yes


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)
# chortle.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:34, archived)
# argh
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)
# audible pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Arf!
thasssace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)
# *sheez :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:47, archived)
# hehehehe,
ning mr the hat,


i have a fantastic new job where I can now see your posts! *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Yippee!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:53, archived)
#

'scuze the size, one my n00b posts. (And strangely, nobody ever complained either. How things change.)
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I refuse to apologise for bad punnage

The force is strong with this one
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:28, archived)
# haha
that's ace, I thought it was funny before I realised what the pun was though.

Then, when I realised, I was a little disappointed. :)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I'm still at the enjoyment stage.
Is it a "felt your presents" thing?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)
# No
filename..

but I'm warning you, it'll spoil it for you.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Haha, I like that ashally.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Yeah, it's not so bad I guess..
I just thought it was really funny without the pun..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:34, archived)
# check the
filename


*cowers in embarrassment*
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Don't be embarrassed...
www.b3ta.com/board/6964674
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# i often wonder
why people post links to a comment that's just a few pixels above?
(horrid, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:35, archived)
# So they can use the same sentiment
to reply to two different people
without repeating themselves.


DUH!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)
# You can't post the same comment twice in a row...
Also, I enjoy the heightened sense of anticipation that comes with that one extra click.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6964701
(pdjpdj, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Haha.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# *clicks*
reads replies
clicks again
reads replies
clicks again
reads replies
clicks again...


aaaarrrrggggggghhhhh
(horrid, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)
# WOO
*clicky* Love you
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Blurt out "I am your father"
and chop his hand off. There, that went well, didn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:35, archived)
# lol
(Sebowe Aphex says I have a killer pout, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:37, archived)
# pffffffffft!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)
# hahah
it is funny without the pun too!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
# arf!
OHSITH! surely?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
# ha ha!!
he looks like a Kubrick Darth
*want's one*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
only just got it cos i'm a monger!
Goodstuff, one likes :D
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace!

*KURRRSSSKKKK*

*KOOORRRRRR*

'Your powers are weak old man . . . but maybe not weak enough, GAH! I DON'T KNOW! DON'T HIT ME! ARRRRRRRGH!'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Lost in........
Oooh Errr. missus - meant to post a clicky for this..........

This is NSFW - OOoooppssss.
(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)
# CHRIST
That's very NSFW.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

And GTFO.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:28, archived)
# They're going to burn you
hard :P
*burns*
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:28, archived)
# yee ha!
we're gonna hav ourselves a good ol' fashioned raping

get ma pitchfork
(horrid, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# *passes pitchfork*
*and 3 condoms*

or do you prefer a 4 pronged beast?
no lube allowed
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)
# *dives into bunker*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:28, archived)
# *hammers on door*
let me in!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Where's your key?
I'm not cutting you another one.

Now, sit there and behave.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I have my keys!
I can't reach the lock on these legs!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I'm going to join the obviously large ranks of people who think you are a
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# NSFW NSFW NSFW!!!!
my eyes!
argh! my bosses eyes!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ^ what the boy said.
How're you doing with those legs, son?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:30, archived)
# not to forget his bossy eyes

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:34, archived)
# there you are!
do you know how long it took me to get from F-level to B-level on matchsticks?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:34, archived)
# enjoy
the following commentary from the board
(Sebowe Aphex says I have a killer pout, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# hahahaha
my palms are hairy
(akzidenz grotesk, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ANAL FISTING OR GTFO
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:30, archived)
# it's going to get mod edited so just link it or BIN it.
to fill another hole have

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:30, archived)
# See that
that's you that is.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:30, archived)
# You see your bike?
That's a girls bike...
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# FOR FUCK'S SAKE
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Thanks for the friendly comment
I made a mistake. For which I can only apologise.

Thanks also to wastedindustry for pointing me at the FAQ

I liked this entry in the FAQ
[quote]
There are moderators about to deal with people who abuse the messageboard, replying to somebody calling them a cunt isn't very constructive and will just encourage people to keep trolling.
[/quote]

Most helpful.
(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)
# haha! you tell em!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Arsehole!
That's definitely an arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# mong mong!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# G'day everyone! I bring you Zombie BilboBarneyBobs!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Clickie here for bigger & better
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Has he got come in his eye?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)
# shopped pictures only PAH~LEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)
# aw don't be so mean
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)
# But he's so good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Oi oi saveloy.
*handseats*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Goog noong, my lovely!
*perches*

Good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Up to a point, yes.
You?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Pretty good, yes.
Watched some films, saw some peoples.

You have a bad time chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# *gets zombie killing kit*

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)
# aaaaaaargh!
KILL IT!!!! DESTROY ITS BRAIN, OR REMOVE ITS HEAD!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)
# :D it's the expression on his face
'Do please join us, if you wouldn't mind terribly'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)
# He's such a polite chap :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)
# What-hoh chappy, you wouldn't mind me having a bit of a chew on your shoulder would you?
I did have an afternoon repast, but you know how small toddlers are these days...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha
"I'm terribly sorry but I appear to have torn your arm out of its socket. Would you like me to call an ambulance?"
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:25, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
you know him so well!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:28, archived)
# :D
This is definitely something film worthy that we've got here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)
# God that's such a good idea.
ZOMBIES FROM CHESTERFIELD
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I've never been there
is it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Very posh.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Chesterfield isn't posh
I've definitely been there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Oh ok.
See I was trying to think of posh places.

Bath could work...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Never been there.
Parts of Leamington Spa are quite posh. But then my mates who live there live across the road from a real life crack house.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:56, archived)
# stradford on avon
that's posh aint it?
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:10, archived)
# All fat & no nutrience more like
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Would you mind awfully if I troubled you for some brains? I'm quite keen on them you see.
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Oh damn and blast, I seem to have left my leg behind with those charming laddies from the butchers
They're terribly hungry, you see, and all I had to offer was this piece of scalp I seem to have removed from my wife...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)
# FREEEEEEEEEEEBSSSSS!!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Meaty!
since when did zombies get good at stitching?
=D

how're you?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)
# He's a special zombie
He wears stitches like an accessory ;)

I'm alright ta, bit of a cold though. How's you? Had a good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Yea not bad thanks =)
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Nicely.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Crivens!
That's NEARLY as scarey as the original!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Braaaains!
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:25, archived)
# thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)
# o_O
*fears*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)
# don't be scared
he's very polite & will ask you for permission first before he eats your brains :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# don't it make my brown eyes blue,
do,do,dee,do,do...

you can get ointment for that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)
# he looks so much better then before!
very WOOsome!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)
# danke schon
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# AWww
he so smelly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)
# *waves*
G'day Sir! hope you're well
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)
# doing dandy thanks
except for this whole monday thing.
must be nearly friday by now!
how's the happy miss D?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)
# good good
*hugs* mondays suck, even for me!

I'm alright, feeling a bit ill but I'm sure it won't last long.
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:58, archived)
# arf arf part deux

(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I hate you.
*guffaws*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)
# *sharpens killing knife*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)
# *PFFFFFFT*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)
# oh sweet christ...
Hehehe, it burns!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Those last ones are clearly gash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)
# *groans*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)
# oh dear oh dear
oh dear oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Yay!!
I need the url for that webcam though!!

Edit - and what a cracking 7000th post too!
(Ssco, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)
# *sigh*
I wish i was a boss......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)
# but you'd get sued if you did that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)
# not if i was a megalomanical hamster!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)
# cor
would you have a top secret underground nuclear missile bunker filled with nuculelear missiles?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)
# no, but i'd have a little wheels thats squeeks when i run on it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:25, archived)
# close enough
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
# yay! and
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
*runs to Collectedcurios*


... *pings*
Edit: Didn't notice it was your 7000th post! Gratz!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
LOOK! He's pinged his pance!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)
# *cries*
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)
# excellent stripping whilst dashing action!
Nice work Phil!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)
# 'ning sir dave!
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)
# 'ello!
Braw! I'm going for a drink with the old man tomorrow!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:28, archived)
# PING!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)
# *checks collected curios*
*is dissapointed*

also, congrats on the 7000th!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Woo
...and happy 7000 posts (of which only 6538 contained scenes of an explicit nature).
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Oooh. Milestone!
I'd better draw sumthin' special.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Quickly!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)
# This
gave me a much needed chuckle.


/hates work... alot.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Wait, I pinged you this morning
And I didn't see that.

*revisits*
(Lunar Tick A pest in this space, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)
# WOO!
how can i jon this webcam?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Seven thousand posts
well done you! Here's to another seven thousand. OF PURE FILTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)
# What happened to the denizens?
I was intrigued.
(horrid, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Stay tuned :D
It'll be another few strips before you hear of their progress......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)
# milk it!!!!
ha ha
joking, i can't wait!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Buddy Christ loves to snog penguins

Click for bigger/better/instream goodness

[EDIT: the CFB works now.]






allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Lies! that didn't get bigger at all!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I was just thinking that!
mostly because it doesn't get bigger.

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)
# 'ello db
Had a good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)
# mixed bag really.
Shit friday, good saturday. Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)
# about the same really
A dismal friday, a great saturday up in wales and a nice relaxing sunday
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)
# It's almost as if I pasted the wrong link.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)
# spooky...
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)
# at least it isn't horses!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)
# What the fuck have you got against horses?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)
# he has too much love
and so little time
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I have mended it now.
Not that there is a whole heap of point.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)
# PENGUINS

yours needs a rocket or small jetpack!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)
# PENGUINNNNNNNNNNNNS!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)
#

CFB as always
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)
# RPS IS SHIT. GIVE IT UP
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)
# RPM
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)

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