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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)

Either you have posted nothing or my adblocker is stopping me seeing it

:(

edit: ooh there now. All Elvissy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)

brilliant

w/y!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:50, archived)

I continue to fail at Photoshop

Apologies for height/file size/shiteness.

(Iain K, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)

Childspawn?

Is it as bad on toats as frogspawn?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)

eh?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:45, archived)

yellow on white

always looks shite

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)

blue and green should never be seen

without a colour in between.
which is also crap.

what about fried eggs?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)

good point

fried eggs look great

but I had trouble reading the top lines

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:43, archived)

This was an unintentional mistake

I know a guy who presented a University project with red-on-blue Powerpoint slideshow.

Couldn't read a thing.

Red on blue
Looks like poo

Or something

(Iain K, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:43, archived)

Red and green

should never be seen
except on the wounds of Barry Sheen

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:53, archived)

what? WHAT??

/David Tennant

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)

you sicko!

have a click

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)

Its true

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)

are you a friend of tonyphilmore2 perchance?

/just curious

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)

hahahaha

& haha

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WOLF .™, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)

FAKE

That plane has no propeller

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)

I preferred the plan ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)

Did I detect a ninja?

Or am I going mad?

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)

LIES!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)

But it's not Friday!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)

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OneOfSome, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:38, archived)

as the filename suggests.....

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WOLF .™, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)

....and cue blinding headache....... *now*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)

i've created a monster......

I cant stop staring at it ......

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WOLF .™, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)

I think you speak for all of us

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/users/hide.php?board=main&id=7623090

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)

www.eye-rape.ytmnd.com

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)

*foams at mouth*

*embolisms*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)

why doesn't my adblock work any more?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)

adblock has been bought out by google's websense

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)

BUT WHY DOESN'T IT WORK MICTO, WHY?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)

Public service announcement

(metalwarlord, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)

hahahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)

Team Fanny Explosion!

hahaha

(duck Quack !, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)

hahaha

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)

That'd stave it off for a few months

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)

Hello Stranger

I got chatted up by a random Gay man in the street the other day there who was convinced he recognised my face.
You been handing out my private photo collection?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)

You just have the type of face you wanna sit on.

maybe.

Anyway like I said - I promised I would keep the photos for my own personal use. Got any more, this time laminated? :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)

0_o

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)

Ö_O

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)

Ha Ha Ha

Better excuse than a headache.

(Dr GUID, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)

Hahahaha

oh dear

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)

Oh my God,

I just imagined what would happen on extraction...

Wrong but hilarious :D

(Mr._Pickles, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)

Hahaha, that gets a click from me =)

that gets a click from me =)And if I had a woo I'd give you that too.

Sadly all the stuff I've hosted is currently disappeared =/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)

'ningles!

Hosted where?
*manhugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)

'lo you!

www.dooberywhatsit.com - all my old stuff's on there and it's down at the moment.

How are you matey?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)

bit shit

steeenking cold and a wretched cough
how's you and the missus? Braw! N'cest pas?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:53, archived)

pfft and woo.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)

bang!! and the cervix is gone

nicely.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)

hahahaha

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Lynxkitten, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)

*tries desperately not to giggle*

Excellent stuff, have a click AND a woo!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)

hahaha, nice one

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)

Panty poppers!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)

hahahahah

fp now

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)

^ this

'ning Toasty.

You moved yet? All clear for the Derby bash?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)

no, soon though

might be settled by then. But that's a long drive for one so nervous as myselfI've just realised I'm only an hour away where I am.
Can't you move it forward to before I move house and save me an extyra hours journey?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:43, archived)

Bah, no can do.

I can meet you somewhere though to save you travelling alone...

/really wants you to come

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)

woo

party moon cups!

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gypsy turnips, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)

Hahaha

and 'ouch'

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)

hahaha

Thats top lurkage too!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)

I know it's late in the day for such a pisspoor compo entry

But fuck you all, here it is anyway. You'll have to click the bugger though, sorry.

'Nings all.

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)

I clicked.

What' supposed to happen?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)

A shark should eat you.

unless I messed up the HTML somewhere...

/checks

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)

Hahaha I shall make my first vector look even more spectacular in comparison!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)

I like this

I really must it a go

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)

This is good.

www.heathrowe.com/tuts/vector.asp

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)

Lovely!

But when did pyramids become acceptable army headwear?

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)

Since this

www.elvisandhistory.com/G.I.%20Elvis.jpg

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)

Yeah

it was a comment on the stupidity of the hat, rather than on your fine vector efforts.

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)

I know ;)

Thankyou :D
Took me a fair while.

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)

I want to start with the veftors myself

but they scare me with their complexity

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)

that's some nice tracing work!

*stokes fires*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)

*pisses in fire*

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)

don't worry, I trace too

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)

But it's not a tracing.

It's a vector.

Grr.

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)

nope, it's a tracing that I'm afraid, (or 'cell shading/vector style')

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_graphics

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)

fraid TGA is right

you can call it cell shading

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:43, archived)

I prefer the term 'vector-style' - thus not pissing off the residents of either camp

your 'vector-style' images m'laddo are feckin' amazing. As for me, I use photoshop and trace shapes/elements over.
requires a bit of patience, and involvement. Got to love and appreciate people like IVV especially for what is achievable - awesome stuff

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:44, archived)

gracias

going to start on some more soonish after I get all my course stuff sorted out.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:47, archived)

I don't get it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_graphics

simply tells you that a vector drawing is composed by primitive objects. Doesn't tell you how is done.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)

follow the link at the bottom for Graphics tutorials

it'll give you options to select for vector image tutorials

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)

Is the difference that you use a raster image and you trace it

rather than opening the raster image in another program and visually copying it?

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:13, archived)

also, ill conceived and poorly executed,

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)

i love you

what does your sig mean?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)

bless you.

the sig is an open offer to monstrinho do biscoito from myself and m3essential.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)

oh yeah, we never did sort that out due to work related shenanigans at my end

make it 40 quid and you got a deal :D that's only a tenner a tee

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)

sounds good to me.

i will gaz m3 and i'll be in touch.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:41, archived)

hahah

he has got some great designs

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7622537

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)

Goddamit

I go on holiday for a week, and someone steals my hummus. It's not as if I have much to begin with :(

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)

I sincirely didn't get that one

and I like yours :D

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)

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Delete Me, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)

argh!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:17, archived)

*fears*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)

is it yourself or mediocre thats in the land of bicycles and legal drugs?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)

Bicycles yes, legal drugs no.

EDIT: micto's in the land of cutting-edge architecture and Lahndahn accents

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)

I got confused easily

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)

Remember, bicycle is not a legal drug.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)

i'm in ESSEEEEEEEEX

unfortunately
(but not for long)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)

Are you moving?

Where to?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)

I'd heard this.

Well, read it actually.

On a toilet wall...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)

that was your toilet wall

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)

Oh yeah.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)

What a terrifying prospect

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)

i was gonna do a

being john malkovich pic once, but i got bored after doing the first couple of rows

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)

god yes

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)

Making up the Jollyjack deficit

Have an inked and coloured Kat.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)

i always pictured her as a tortise sheel cat....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)

Fuck, got the colours wrong.

www.collectedcurios.com/Profile_Kat_Pic.jpg

Almost...

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:17, archived)

SHE'S A GINGER

*runs*

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)

Hmmmmm

ginger cats are almost all males.
Hmmmmm....

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)

As opposed to the ones

without cocks.
I think the females just hide because they know people hate gingers:P

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)

but it's ok to ging if you are a lady

for they are foxy redheads and as ladies allowed to shave their crotches to avoid ginger pubes. no-one likes ginger pubes.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)

Like this?

Tra la, tra la.

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)

yes, only with more dimensions

i likes my ladies to be viewable from all directions.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)

this is 100% true (R) certified

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)

whats wrong with that then?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)

the...simp-sons.....

do dobo be do dodobedoobydo dobedebede dobededo!

/i jest. it's lovely :)

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)

I thnk the proper colour got GIF-raped

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:17, archived)

pfft

office lol

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)

I think it's

Doo doo do da doo do do da doodoo da doo, da dooby dooboo dooby da boo boo bo dooby da boo!

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)

i submit to your greater knowledge of writing wordless tunes phonetically

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)

Moo haa haa

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)

It's funny to think that such exaggerated curves of the feminine ideal

are concealed somewhere within Jollyjack and compulsively expressed through his stubby little fingers.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)

'ning everyone!

Click for 280k of slightly bigger
Or here for half a meg of not-any-better-hugity

EDIT: It's an animation you probably need to click at least one of the bigger links =)

Source was a pic I took in Dusseldorf of an exhibit that really freaked Jessie out in a semi-wanky modern art museum =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)

which way's Derby?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)

Over there --->

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)

LIES!

that's the donkey derby

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)

And the other way is a golf sale.

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)

Sorry, my mistake.

I've adjusted my laptop to make sure it's pointing the right way now =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)

What can we do?

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)

Camp Hitler!

the world's favourite holiday destination!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

Happy b3taday!

You can help me light the bonfires with your candle!

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)

*burns*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)

MUA HA HA HA HA

Wait...does this make us the bad guys?

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)

yeah!

I want a special bad guy uniform with a cape

but no stupid red pants and suchlike

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)

here

www.army.mil/symbols/Comabatflash.html

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:17, archived)

nings Prof

it does look slightly freaky

does anyone else find the hours between 4pm and 7pm terribly depressing?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)

'lo dude

No, I don't find them too depressing...

Happy b3taday!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

tar!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)

3pm to 5pm

drag like fuck for me
every day

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)

this is cos you hate your job

I *like* my job, but as soon as 4pm arrives I want to go home and cry

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

why? that seems odd

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)

dunno

it's totally irrational

*ponders*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)

*ponders possible solutions*

hipflask of booxe?
uppers?
foot massage?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)

Job share.

Half a day each.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)

Quickie behind the bins?

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)

Oh, alright then.

*waits behind bins*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)

*opens lid*

What?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)

Air hellair!

*pulls into bin and closes lid*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)

*puffs on pipe and does same*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)

ding...dong!

/twiddles moustache

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)

it drags on from 8.30 to 4.30.....

oh god!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)

*crawls under desk*

_{_{_{_woo}}}

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)

hello mam!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

i can't risk clicking either

due to the way this work pc is set up
but i'll have a look tonight

i love wanky modern art :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)

Excellent, nice work!

Still gutted I can't make it to Derby :(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

^This

we need another London bash.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)

That sounds like a fine idea.

Also are you coming to Derby?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)

No can do I'm afraid.

got several things to do that weekend.

I'll try to make it to IVV's bash though. I haven't been to Blackpool since I was about 11.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)

Bah.

It'll be good to see you in Blackpool though

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)

When are the illuminations on?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:43, archived)

Not sure.

Try this:

www.blackpool.com/illuminations.htm

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:03, archived)

nah!

~~portsmouth~~ southampton bash ftw!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)

Yay

I like this plan

Jesters for dirty cheap drinks... and the win \o/

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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)

London - I can do London!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)

Trellis Does London

catchy title
but i bet you'll be walking funny after

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)

It was the Gherkin that did it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)

TMI! TMI! TMI!

I did NOT need that image!

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)

What image?

0:-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)

I think he means the one I'm busily compiling in Photoshop right now ;)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)

*tries to stifle office lol*

*fails*
*gets funny looks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)

*bows*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)

Ribbed for your pleasure

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)

that's gross

Jack has been dead for 90 years

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)

Yes London!

Good plan

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)

As are we

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)

'nings

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

Oi oi sexy

*fondles*

You well?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)

bit fucking annoyed at BT at the minute

3 farcking hours I've been on hold, getting passed about like a japanese school girl at a sex party

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)

Haha, lovely.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)

argh!!

don't let 'im get me dad!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

'sokay son, he's made of cardboard so he can't get across the sea.

'ning

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)

will you be free for a phone call this evening?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)

Yep!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)

*ponders*

*selects 280k version*

That's really quite sinister. Where's Sally Sparrow when you need a hug eh?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

spooky.

this is really rather splendid.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)

*Backs away slowly*

Marvelous

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)

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WOLF .™, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)

mm spaghetti and meatballs

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)

Mmmmh genetics

Bouncy bouncy motherfuckin' ribosome in da house!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)

genetti -spaghetti

hmm

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WOLF .™, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)

Alphabetti geneti spaghetti!

I love it!

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

I can

only ever find G's A's T's and C's in mine...

(

Kempy, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)

this 100%

altough the 4 strands made me suspect it was some DNA Pol

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

Transcription perhaps?

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)

surely it seems to be targeting the major grove

/that's not the best way to procrastinate

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)

Oh I don't know

it's been years since I did anything genetics based. And I can't be arsed digging out textbooks from my vast bookshelf.

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)

and they are probably outdated

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)

Quite true

I think the only textbooks I have that won't really change are the anatomy ones. And possibly the lab manuals of various sciences.

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)

haha

I ain't gonna double no muthafucking helix, I'm gonna quadruple ma muthafuckin helix!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)

A song by the popular rap-beat combo

Goldie lookin' peptide chain

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)

funky!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)

Mmm, dada.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

what the fuck is going on with the qotw these days?
it reads like fucking /talk

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)

It's always been 90% full of people you've never heard of who don't post anywhere else.

I guess they've started forming some kind of primitive social network.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)

nobody show them the internets!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)

Before you know it they'll have spaceflight and nuclear weapons

then we'll be sorry.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)

as primative as talk?

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)

i really don't understand

it's supposed to be a collection of anecdotes
if you want a chat, why post there?

the bunch of cunts

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

What if you want a chat about the anecdotes?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

i usually gaz the poster of the qotw that i have a response to

to save the sort of shit that's clogging it up now

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)

They probably need a QOTW trivial unamusing chat board.

Mind you, then that would probably split off into a faction of its own, and declare war on the main QOTW board.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

This is happening within groups on facebook

People are joining groups and using the discussion threads as a regular chatroom type thing.
Weird.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)

Hahahaha ^ this, HARD

and a good day to y'all

I've been awfully busy today...everybody had a nice weekend and suchlike?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

Howdy

I had a good weekend, ta! I topped it all off with this:
www.b3ta.com/board/7620990

Yourself?

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ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

Well done

I've been to the zoo, thankyouverymuch ;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)

How odd

It's true, most of them only seem to post on QOTW.

Is that like the shallow end of the b3ta pool?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

i really wish there was a way to cut those sections of the site loose

so that they floated away and sank into the internet
to be devoured by wwwhales

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

Hahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)

they've turned it into a beauty contest.....

or summat...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)

Where?

*pouts and gets nekkid*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)

www3.barnesy.org/questions/personalads

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)

Steady, young man....

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)

Sneaky sod!

Glad I checked...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

rats!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)

here

scoreboards.hotornot.com/b3tards?page=1

I think is time to get Juanzo compete :D

edit: who the fuck are all these people. They scare me

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)

They did it on my sleepwalking one too.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)

what did they do there?

just chat between themselves?
or get a mini compo going?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

Both.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

*rolls eyes*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)

Tee hee

(

ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)

liking your image challenge suggestion chief!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)

ta!

somehow i don't think i'll get two in a row, though

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

if you do win, I'll draw a fresh picture and everything!

(and possibly repost all of my other suitable images!)

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)

here's mummy!

i'm sure this has never been done, eva!

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)

hahahaha

You're on a roll today jokl.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)

cheers, waspie!

although i've now used up all my humous

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)

good lord

smell of corpse indeed

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)

hehehehe....

*feels bad for laughing, but what the hell*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)

Scatman!!!

not enough films with him in says I.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)

Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)

hahahahahaha

excellent work

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)

Heh - excellent!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

no beer and no daughter

make kate something something...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

go crazy?

DON'T MIND IF I DO!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)

pff!

i was waiting for someone to get it!

'noon all, i'm off to make the tea!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

Pureile and shit but i'm bored...

(beast on toast has xpango=> http://www.xpango.com?ref=90520974, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)

haha

sometimes the simple things are the best

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)

pffft

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)

arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)

*pffft*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)

Click for wallpaper

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)

you should be a designer or something

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)

Mrs Toast is concerned that our home will now be under surveillance

from the people who keep an eye on "loose cannons"

*edit - you may want to resize that ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)

fuck off

some of us are struggling to get jobs as it is, without this cunt jumping in.. ;)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

*giggles*

and so should you

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)

i have an interview on friday

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

Are there formal charges

or are you just "helping them with their enquiries"?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)

i'm not sure

but i'm going to dress in a sharp suit anyway.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)

not too sharp

they'll want to know where you got the money...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)

it's alright

it's george at ASDA

;D

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

good luck :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)

Ta!

it will involve me selling here and moving, mind.

but it's all good.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)

pffft

..top quality pffft at that.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)

i concur

*starts campaign for more bell towers in sink estates*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)

I like how he's wearing a nice suit

probably Saville Row.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)

pfffffftttttttttttt!

saville row is where all the touriss go for suits.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)

you drew it - don't you know what type of suit it is?

Excellent work, as always. I am so intimidated by your greatness I can barely trype.

In other news: did you get my pic for zombification?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)

er, I think so yes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

*glees*

5. profit

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

doesn't mean it will get done though

I currently have about 30 requests too many

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)

you did done mine though!!

*glees*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

that's okay

I'm not a big enough b3tan for people to recognise, so I never really expected to get 'done'. As they say in the 'hood', "it's all good". Or something.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

I think...

"It's all gravy, baby"

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)

how big are you?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)

34g

and, unless I stop eating really soon, getting bigger by the day.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

seems fine to me!!

*zombies*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)

34g?

you must be the lightest person in the world

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)

That's only just over 1 ounce

stop your whining.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)

hehe

excellent work as ever.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)

but..but.....

....i have a wheat allergy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)

ooooh

me too!

Fun, isn't it?

I miss bread.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)

same here

chip butties, bacon and egg on toast, even sodding croutons. it's just not worth the pain.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)

I forgot the other week when I was at a barbecue

felt like shit after six hot dog buns.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)

Erm, that's not a wheat allergy

that's just eating too many hot dog buns. :)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

gah!

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

i ended up in hospital last year

because of crispy duck and pancakes! it didn't even cross my mind that pancakes contain wheat.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

Yeep.

I didn't know wheat allergies could be that dangerous.
*eyes pancakes suspiciously*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

it wasn't really that dangerous

my date just panicked and drove me straight to A&E. they thought it was my appendix and decided to keep me in overnight.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)

why do they always think "is your appendix"?

bunch of pervs

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)

Dunno

But I spent 2 nights in hospital with appendicitis when I was a lil' un.

*edit* That should have been "SUSPECTED appendicitis".

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)

because

the pain is often in the same place as it would be with appendicitis and they don't want to take the chance. appendicitis can kill you.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

The goverment should do something about it!

;)

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)

indeed.

i've been pulled in 6 times so far with "suspected" appendicitis. i keep telling them it's not, but they insist on checking anyway. they still haven't taken my sodding appendix out, though!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)

I got caught out

with wheat (gluten) in OAT cereal! Luckily I know what is and isn't safe to eat, because my Dad's a coeliac, and I've watched him doubling over in agony at so many foods.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)

have you tried gluten-free bread?

it's nasty! bloody expensive, too. £2 for a small loaf. it's bad enough having to put up with soya milk without eating that cack as well.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)

According to the old man

home made gluten free bread (done in a bread maker) tastes just like the real thing. I can't bring myself to eat the pre-packaged stuff. Aside from the fact it crumbles everywhere, it tastes like cardboard - and not in a good way.

However, Morrisons do a really nice range of biscuits - coconut flavour are excellent.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)

i'm not much of a biscuit person

and i've lost a lot of weight since i cut out the bread, so i suppose it's a good thing, really.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)

I wish I could

I seem to be over compensting with crisps, rice pizazz and ryvita.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)

i started growing my own veg

that way, i've always got healthy stuff when i've got the munchies.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)

I was supposed to have one of those all through my childhood

but it turned out just to be a lie.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)

i was fine till about 5 years ago

then i had a major allergic reaction to antibiotics. since then, i've been developing allergies to all kinds of stuff.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)

Blargh

stupid immune system.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)

^this with bells on!

it's coming to something when your body parts gang up on you!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)

Grrrrr...

@!%$! png's

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)

but they're so beautifully crisp and tiny (when used right)

what are you viewing with, what can't read them?
JPG version here for you: www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1190038494/WheatChaffJPG.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)

Because JPEGs are more heavily compressed than other image formats, their information is more volatile and likely to expand at high speed through an unchecked buffer, poorly allocated resource or any other available system space. I'd guess you're probably losing image data through one of these means.

You see, when you load a JPEG into memory, the EXtra colour Information Format (EXIF) header is loaded into RAM in order to prepare the video prebuffer for the incoming high-speed flow of colour information from the uncorked JPEG. If your bus isn't ready for this information, the rapidly decompressing file information can flow through other parts of your system.

Ordinarily this isn't a problem: as a matter of fact, JPEG was designed for this sort of thing. Older computers couldn't handle the explosive power behind the fledgeling image decompression algorithm, so rather than fight it, image experts invented the Jampacked Picture Extraction and Gathering (JPEG) protocol. They cleverly decided to allow the image data to spray wherever it would, knowing that after the extraction phase would send raw data all over the inside of the computer, the gathering phase would locate it all and reassemble it into an image. With the advent of faster computers the delay between spray and collection is so small as to be unnoticeable, while newer and bigger video cards are more capable of withstanding the onslaught of colours.

Still, the primary weakness of this algorithm is the haphazard placement of decompressed data. There's just too much of it to channel through normal means, so any loss of data containment results in corrupted images. In your case, it would appear that you're losing image data through the empty hole where your goddamned shift key should be.

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)

Aaaaargh!

Words!!! One eleventy!

*eyes glaze over*

*goes to sleep*

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

oh hai guys

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Just Flange, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

critted by wall of text

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)

a picture is worth a thousand words

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

I lolled!

shift key.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

indeed

It's better to read it from the bottom up

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

so basically

jpg = good

png = bad

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)

Png should be used for my car pictures only

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

Dave?

Oh, it IS Dave. Carry on...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

you fuckin rule fanj!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)

ha, nice work Fanj

whereabouts in Texas are you?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)

the real poop?

JPEG Joint Photographic Experts Group. The international consortium of hardware, software, and publishing interests that, under the auspices of the ISO, has defined a universal standard for digital compression and decompression of still images for use in computer systems. JPEG compresses at about a 20:1 ratio before visible image degradation occurs. It is lossy data compression standard that was originally designed for still images but can also compress real-time video (30 frames per second) and animation. Lossy compression permanently discards unnecessary data, resulting in some loss of precision.

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tubaman, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)

Viewing through work's webfilters

and most online image editors don't seem to be able to handle png files.

I can see them if the host isn't blocked. But the b3ta hosting is blocked.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

god, i'd be busy in this hospital culling the useless!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)

that's brill' :)

nice style

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

are you also endorsing the use of startegic weapons to target areas of high concentration?

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)

oh no, there might be a nice little old lady in the vicinity holding a coffee morning

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)

geee you're so picky

besides, the ne'er-do-wells will surely stab her and rape her poodle to steal her coffee.

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)

which is why the bell towers must be constructed as soon as possible!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)

on the old lady's property for sure

and then you can tie the old lady to a lampost as a decoy

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)

~~now~~

edit: nicely done though

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)

best response today

gives biscuit prize

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)

ooh

biscuit

ta

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)

*substitutes for crayon drawing of a Garibaldi*

*steals biscuit*
*dunks into cold tea*

aaaaaargh!

cold tea!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)

this biscuit is very papery

and waxy

*confused*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)

*sends text along the lines of mwahahahahahahaha*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)

*wonders why me eating a papery waxy biscuit is so funny*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)

*swaps cold tea for warm wee-wee with milk and sugar*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)

*spits out*

\

uuuuurgh! Sugar!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)

sorr y mr Mink

I've been on hold to BT for an hour and a half now so my imagination wasn't there.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)

i's not good enough Dave

not good enough!

*strops*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)

o i

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)

wishful thinking there benjy boy

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)

*imagines*

*sighs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)

when you get through

sort your problem
then ask to speak to customer services
demand some sort of compensation, or threaten to move your account

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)

or do a piss down the phone at them

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)

it's the only way

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)

yeah but be careful of splashback from the little holes

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)

this made me laugh my tea out

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)

You would have thought

that they'd be quite good at answering phones.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)

you are fucking kidding, right?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)

I know they're not

but as pretty much the oldest telephone company in the world, they should be good at it by now. Like the Post Office should be able to deliver letters.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)

i cant stand you as well

:-)

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)

Steptoe and Son?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)

Taking lessons from the Jolly Jack school of eyebrows, I see ;)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)

Not that I'm aware of...

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)

oooops

don't you need to pay royalties to Weetabix Inc.?

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)

couldn't stand you before either.

ot that frog faces moss bint.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)

Can't stand him ever.

Doesn't he get arrested/jailed for all the drugs?

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)

he gets arrested

but, and i can't think for the life of me why the fuck not, he hasn't been jailed yet for drug misuse.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)

if you were a prison officer/copper..

...would you want the whiny little fuck within 50 feet of you on a long term basis?

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gypsy turnips, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)

hell, yes

as long as i could arrange for him to "fall" down some stairs and die of his injuries.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)

yes

so that i could repeatly beat him for being such a cunt.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)

because his PR agency have spent months working out the right quantity that:

a) gets him free publicity in the papers, and
b) only gets a smack on the wrist in court (no pun intended)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)

He is such a waste of skin

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)

Arf!

Excellent.

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Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)

am i allowed to say

that i can stand him?

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)

I wish I hadn't put any writing on it....

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)

oh,

well, pretend you didn't read it then

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)

Needs more crack pipe

:D

Nicley done

/cant stand the twunt either

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XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)

nice smoke

never could stand him

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)

I like this because he's a fucking cunt

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)

Is he dead then?

/mildly curious

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)

Afternoon politics spot

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)

not flash, just an irredeemable cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)

I'm glad you don't like flap either

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)

i don't have an issue with flap

my problem is the cunts that think putting him on an image makes it worth posting

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)

hahaha

yes. I should have been as eloquent.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)

pfft

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)

please tell me the first bit of that is real.

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)

you mean this...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6992734.stm

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)

hahaha

that's shite

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)

hahahahahahaha

fucking brilliant!

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)

vote flap!

FLAPMEN, DIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEEEE!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)

Yay!

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)

I think Flap would do a better job

anyhow

:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)

BIG FLAP FACEFUCK!

woo yeah!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)

I think Brian May’s long hair is a strategy to deflect from the Desperate Dan like chin That becomes apparent when you give him Elvis’s hair

Mavis (so so poor)

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)

crikey!

you're right

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)

Wow

He looks a bit like Simon Cowell

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)

Nah

his pants are too low

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)

Wow

He looks nothing like Simon Cowell

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)

he looks like Phil Tufnell

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)

^this

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)

erm

ninjas

*blushes*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)

So it does.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)

Jeremy Clarkson?

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)

Needs more anal bleach.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)

hahahahaha

phwooooooooarrrrrrrrrrrr!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)

Ha! Nice!

If he saw this he'd cut his hair as the twat factor goes down by 34.2%.

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Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:55, archived)

Elvish?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)

That's a rubbish filename.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)

why did i have to look at that?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)

why? it totally makes sense?

*is confused*

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)

sorry

/isn't really

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)

CDE's?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)

pfff

i think the hat rather suits him

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)

Oh yes. I agree.

And finding a hat that 'works' is so hard after you've been dead for 30 years.

:P

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)

isn't it?

i've been alive for over 30 years, but i still can't find a hat that works for me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)

No worries.

I'll take you out on the razz and we'll get shitfaced, then we'll find a nice pair of traffic cones to wear. I always look good in a traffic cone hat when i'm bladdered, so I don't see why it won't work for you too. :)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)

yay!

i must admit, i always think i look fabulous in a traffic cone.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)

Move over, Aykroyd...

"The Coneheads - The Next Generation" are here.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)

you will...

narfle the gartha!

/hasn't got a clue how it's spelled

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

Gah!

Now I'm going to have to try and find it on Amazon. *grumbles*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)

heheheh

it's on paramount comedy sometimes, but i'd rather buy the dvd than tape it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)

(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)

that's just given me an idea

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)

I shall call him

mini-me

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)

ooh

arty beattie!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)

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