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# mad dog

good afternoon all

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(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Looks perfectly sane to me
Apart from not having his lipstick poking out.
:)
Woo as usual!


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# pfft
lipstick !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# pfft!
stupid bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# ROFFLES!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Crazy animals!
Woo! =]

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha he's fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Sorry for TOAP, lack of hummus, this, that, font, game over, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# what an ugly bastard.
not that i can talk but still...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# now watch what happens when I slam them together as fast as I can,
that's right their constituent parts, or 'elementry particles' are freed from their bonds and we can monitor the results.

... of course in a real paricle accelerator all of this would happen in a very fast car like a Micra.

I hope you've learned soemthing today children... good bye
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Sorry, I'd already left by the time you replied to me this morning
I'd already left by the time you replied to me this morningWhen are you going to scoff the Jaffas?

There are 14 people signed up and nobody has done it yet/linked to pictures

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I'm too addicted to sugar as it is...
Mrs. Doom refuses to help lest I tip myself over the edge and into a diabetic coma...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# You are wise
and so is your wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Why thank you,
I've got a very shapely figure despite squeezing out eight kids too.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# It doesn't mean I don't still WANT to try though...
Mmmmm.... Jaffa....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Kill her!
I will be your wife from now on.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# but... but... but...
I've grown to quite like the one I've got...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Nonsense, she denies you your man sized jafa cake portions
and is sleeping with her boss's brother. She also said you're getting a little doughy around the edges...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Well... that's a fair point...
As for the bosses brother - her boss doesn't have a brother....

Anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# That's a good start, I'll met you later tonight behind the all night garage with a machine gun and some crazy glue
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Very well.
I shall be the one with the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I didn't realise they actually sold yards of Jaffa Cakes...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Yep
Around Christmas and Easter.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# bloody Christian owned
treat making companies... *has a yard of Ramadan hob nobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# all I saw was Boyzone
embarrassing themselves... that was almost quality
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# ^^this, lots
"Oh, Take That have made a fortune, lets get in on the act!"

All the middle-aged housewives throwing their washing at them, twas pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I had a gig that night
I was competing with Children in Need.

Does this make me a bad person?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Nah, me too.
There's only so many times you can watch Newsreaders being "wacky", "zany" & indeed, "bonkers".
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Yes
Go to your room!
*points*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# only if you were fund raising for a chairty
which activly goes around hurting and disabling children
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# only if your surname is Tobin
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# d00d!
how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# *high fives*
Can't complain. And your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# *at the side*
distinctly well above average... especially for a Monday :)

I'm also very enjoying the utterly shit weather we're having today - it reminds me of my summer holidays in cornwall :D

how's the life of a jobbing kitchen grunt treating you? You stabbed anyone yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# *up above*
No stabby stabby I'm afraid. You'll be the first I tell when I do.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# *down below*
too slow!

okay then... you need to have more passion about your cooking - throw things at people and have more hissy fits.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# *slaps arse*
I got told off for my hissy fits, I am under orders to behave. Its not like on tv
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# a few years back
...was strolling down the road with a few mates on "C.I.N." night and we witnessed a drunk-driver smashing his car through a wall after having a bustup with his girlfriend. The ensuing crowd which built up while the ambulance peeps were pulling the survivor out was great.

Me accidentally says a bit too loud "Well, it beats watching that fecking Children in Need anyroads." Cue many a scorned look from the paramedics.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# That makes you a star!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] you know i'm no good...

technically lame, but you get the general idea? Amy WinehoSue?
(orangehaslotsoffruit shout for all the people who have nothing to say, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# panda pandyhouse?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Seams good to me
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# But
will she go to rehab?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# No no no
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# yes,
with my hand up her arse
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# probably not.
lets just put it out of it's misery.
*loads Blunderbuss*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Oi oi son!
You fucking sexy sliver of weapons-grade wood, you =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll right!
you alrite pops!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I am indeed.
Although I can't believe how quickly the weekend went.

Still every one is another step closer to my new job \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# HURRAH!!!
good night saturday then?
does a new job mean more pocket money?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# And more importantly, can she be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# only on one side
the other one is dead and hollow
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# sooty
winehouse?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# It's pretty good
Also, I read in the paper that Amy Whinehouse may have been hiding drugs in her barnet. The cheeky wee scamp!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Well SOMETHING must live in there!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I heard it was
a pack of yak
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Is that like a pacamac?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Is that like a Caramac?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Or a rackasmack?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# I wouldn't like to be the warden that has to search her unruly mop
when she visits her scrote husband in chokey.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# be easier to just reach for the trusty scalping knife!!
umm..
i mean hair clippers...
ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Why does she have a burnt neck?
I don't think she'll like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
#
She's been to France?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# maybe she went to france
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# what the hell is this?
and why was it let out of its cage
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Weasel!
*ruffles fur*

Y'alreet?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *licks paws*
*smooths down tufts*

Yea not too bad. Bit hungry, having to resort to grilling anything left in the freezer

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# WHIZZERS!!!
*hugs*
did you see my 20000?
aren't you proud?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# why am I looking at your toast rack?
congrats mate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# =D
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# *glasscocks*
Good grief!

'grats
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# is glasscocx working now?
yay!
and after all that trouble i went to put a link in my profile!
EDIT: thanks me old mucker!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# it seems to be still showing only posts before november...
...but one doesn't need glasscocx to see the last seven days worth of posts
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# my head is a big void of nothing!

[wallpaperism]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# hahaha!!
soup herb!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# *waits*
*waits*
*finally gets it*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Too much! Too much!
Woo :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Arf! Aaaaaaaaand apply desktoppings
ta muchly sir, and 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# doomster!!
you stalker!
did you see my 20000?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I did indeed...
My eyes feel violated by the cold steely gaze of your shivering silver weapon....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# bwahahahaha!!
my mum's a b3tan now.
she may be on here tomorrow afternoon...
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I can't imagine my mum ever going on the internet, let alone this place....

Annoying though, as everything I do is on the internet, so according to her I do nothing...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# haha what's her screen name?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I wish to be associated with the remarks of Mr 69 ^
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *sighs*
melw i think...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I'm sure we'll all behave
....
MUAHUAHUAHUAHUA
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Wait, so all that YOUR MUM stuff...
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# It works especially well with my lack of icons...
I run a tight ship on this computer, the bear minimum of icon mess on the desktop so I can see my lovely wallpapers...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Lully!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Pfffft
I'm torn, do I give up my lovely lovely sunset background for this lovely lovely minimalist background?

THE DECISIONS =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# do it!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Sorry to TJ but..
I need to vent.... Loose Women is a sexist and useless program that supports bad morals and promotes stupidity...



that is all

edt: How stupidly rude!! Woo to the pic - it is most hooplasome
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Was this supposed to be news?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# You watch Loose Women!!..real lol
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# sexist - check
useless - check
bad morals - check
stupidity - check
when is it on please?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# When you put it like that..
It just sounds like a friday night
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# true
perhaps we should just change the presenters!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# never seen it
but sounds like its only problem is that it attempts to take itself seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Indeed
or perhaps I am taking it too seriously - either way I feel better for venting
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# at your service
*doffs hat*
(sorry Dave)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# That's the problem with a lot of things....
There's just not enough self deprecation in the world...

Then again, I suppose I would say that wouldn't I....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I have not seen loose women
However, I believe that if they were smokin' hotties, then nobody would be making a fuss.

I can only assume, therefore, that you are complaining because they each have a face like a blended squirrel.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Haha, blended squirrel.
=D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# A pack of angry women is a dangerous thing to have on TV
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# all daytime tv is shite.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
#
daytime modern.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# ah yes
perhaps I was missing some kinda of Ironic point that the producer was making
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Well
You can always turn off your tv set and go out and do something less boring instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I wasn't even watching it
My girlfriend was on msn telling me how wonderfull it was and how the flirting on "get me out of here" was really funny.... perhaps the program isn't the problem
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Lovely :)

/edit: clicked und wallpaperererererered
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Also: "minimalismibigsms" - pffft \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Woo! They should get that big signboard out of the way, for a start.
Better than the LG Prada-phone advert, which trumpets "Minimal Design!"
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# At least they haven't called it something really stupid, like "Viewty"
O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Ooops, mebbe it was the "Viewty" now you mention it.
Gak. I mean, the phone might be good, but do they have No Idea about marketing? *sigh* Twas in the O2 shop, trying to compete with the demo iPhones (which had ten people crowded round: that's the only time I've ever seen a phone shop with people in it, instead of tumbleweed!)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] He would be the worst person to go and meet for drinks

(this is quite old but there seems no better opportunity to whip it out than right now)
www.wfhit.co.uk yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Pfffft
=P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# arf!
your link needs less "," though
oooh, there are quite some new ones since the last time I looked!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Sorry!
I'm quite new to this whole 'posting things' fandango.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# wear's wally?
yes, it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# love the mantis pic on the site.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# it's all gold actually,
especially monster trucks
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# i like the david attenborogh one!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Thanking you!
My ego is swelling beyond all proportion.

Oh, no wait. That's not my ego.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Weirdly,
I find that sketched man doing the shagging quite attractive.


I'm not sexually frustrated or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Why thank you!
I modelled him on myself if I had any facial hair and was good looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# crumpets vs trumpets
genius
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# he's here
(katesbush, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Post the Paddington Bear one too.


It's more apt!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Since you asked so nicely!

Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Hooray!


And also the Gnasher one. Quick, post them all!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm just too damn generous!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# You should win some kind of medal.


A big shiny one. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# love it
I wish more people made things 280px wide btw. just saying like la
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I have posted several fantastical things
that meet your Nazi width demands. Yet did they appear on the front page, where they so rightly belonged? Did they bollocks.

*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Hmm...It just doesn't feel right...

[My site]
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Congrats ! Fastest FP ever

Edit - Oh I see, re-jigged for the FP (still quick though)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Hooray!
I wish I had some champagne to shake up. I guess I'll have to make do with that wasp's nest at the bottom of the garden.

What's the etiquette for editing a front page to include a link to your website? If it's frowned upon then take no notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Sorry chap, no idea
but add the link anyway, what's the worst that can happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# GLOBAL WARMING!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Nah, it's called "Climate change" now
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Phew.
That's okay then. I'll warm up the people carrier.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Go for it.
Also put in several really very rude words and a photo of a man fellating a gnu.
That'll teach that Rob bastard.

*mumble, grumble, moan*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# i normally add mine after,
i think they seem to be more into cutting back on people editing pictures to thank magic donkey / mods / relatives.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha
fucking dog was asking for it.

Shitebag.
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Jesus of christland that is horrible
WOO sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Ha
"The Beano for the iPod generation" is what the media would call it.
(LokiMD, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# GNEE-HEE!
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# That is harrowing :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Cunt
you cant put gnasher down - he is an incredibly rare example of the Abyssinian tripe hound
(I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha
This is having a click from me...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You really should go to hell for that Last of the Summer Wine one, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha the LOTSW one is fucking ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Nicely drawn,
but too upsetting to be funny.

(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# your site is
full of top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# yay!

and your site contains good stuff too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Orco warned him the arms and hands would be a give away
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Woul-
Wait a second...





Definitely would.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Pffft
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# ooo fontage!
i likes!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# yay
sooper
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I am confused yet aroused
Yet confused
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# He always sturck me as wanting to go down that route
good work!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] The count settled down...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I looove to click, ah, ah, ah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# :)
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Meh....


Im sorry that I wasted yours and my time....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# "This time next year Rodney,
we'll be millionaires."
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# miwyunairs I think you'll find.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I hope you're not "dissing" Britains'
greatest living television actor in some way with that comment?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# \o/
*handseats*

'ning Cap'n
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# This time next week Philip we will have earn't,
Ten Furs and Pines, for doing sod all!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Cocking hell, Sush!
Sush!That's bigger than YOU!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# :?
Is it? My computer says it is 50kb :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Alas, tis twice that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# :'(
This is why I dont make piccies ever
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# does it have a big red light at the center and insists on calling you "Dave"?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# It does....
Why? What meaning has it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# erm....
it's really nothing, Dave

*orders new crew*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
I nearly spat cake crumbs everywhere!

Bad Redsushi! =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Sorry :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# It's ok
All you've done is prompted a slightly further risk of RSI from me clicking again.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# I have RIS RSI
Where you get repetitive strain injury from right-clicking all the time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# You should have a spangproof skull
If you make comments like that =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# happy burnday!!!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# hooray
paintmashimations!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# you'll NEVAR guess
who mentored him . . . C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# the king!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# NO! ME!!
\\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
# I WAS RIGHT!
But only if you're actually Sir Chaka Khan the Hat.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# The Great Architect?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Happy toast?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Chaka Khan?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Chaka Khan!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Chaka Khan?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Jackie Chan?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Wakka Wakka?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Makka Pakka?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Robbie the Robot?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# This is great!
Like a public information film or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I (they) kill(ed) me
or something...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# fab hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Haha ace =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# "So, where's his willie?"
-"At home with Kate and the kids, I presume."
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Does anyone remember the Reeves & Mortimer version of this?
With Charles Bronson sat in the corner drinking a pint.

Anyone?
Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Charles Bronson actor or Charles Bronson big rar man?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# What is it with you with big rarrrr men (or predators)?
It was some bloke pretending to be Charles Bronson.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# They're lovely.
The new AVP looks fucking awesome- have you seen the trailer? I had my legs crossed through all of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Saw the trailer last week.
Looks like head popping, face burning fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# *claps wildly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# still think they should've based the AVP film on steve perrys AVP books.
so there.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Not read them.
Also so there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I think thye should have based AVP on
Paul Anderson's funeral after the talentless little shit got his battered in with a blunt instrument by my after waiting outside his house all night...

Event Horizon's alright though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# I have read some AVP graphic novels, but about 12 years ago.
It was about a woman living on a desert planet raising big cow like animals, the predators seed the planet with alien eggs and she joins in the hunt.

There was a sequel where she joins the predators for another hunt.

Are those the ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# ohhh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Yes, they would have made much better films.
Couldnt be much worse than the MTV-popcorn rubbish AVP turned out to be.

Although I liked the scene with the thousands of aliens climbing up to the predators on top of a pyramid who then set off their nukes (but it lasts 30 seconds).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# which one turns you on more - predator or alien?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Predator./
Although now we've got a predatory xenomorph I don't know.

Anyway, must be off- buhbye people! xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# bye my loverly!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *rrrr*
bye Cap
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I remember it!
And have just spent 8 mins searching for it....to no avail!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Does he have a tattoo of Svenno on his chest?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# i was thinking of svenno only yesterday,
and his seeming dissapearance from b3tan life.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# I'm Svenno.
No I am, Micto made me an Alf T shirt purposefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# ah ok,
this explains everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Wunderbar!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Eggnog!
Yes!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Damn! I was going to do that with Benji, Zax, and the Alien Prince.
Curse you! *shakes fist*

(Woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# ha ha ha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Anyone spelling their name with an i at the end (except the i-tis, who are allowed) can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Sorry Cap
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# S'alright, you're not bilbobarnibobs are you?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I am not indeed
and those who put little hearts where the dot of the i should be - I presume there is hatred of this also?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# *kicks them in their stupid fucking faces*
You would be correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# *scuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Like a crab?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# This is an irrational hatred,


so therefore I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *nods* although it's not entirely irrational
it tends to go hand in hand with people who listen to Jay-Z in their bloody corsas their daddy dearest bought them so they can drive to New Look and buy YET ANOTHER PINK T SHIRT to go under their white jacket and their stupid, stupid hair extensions.

*grr*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# And... breathe....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# *stabs them in their stupid fucking eyes*
And relaaaax....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Such as Danni, Vicki and Jodi?
I also work with a woman called Kristie who's last name begins with a C
She calls herself KC/Casey. She is also American.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hurt her for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# bindun
she broke her leg last week and so now
KC's in a ca-ast
KC's in a ca-ast
she's actually a nice person
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# if you want to be disgusted,
click the 20000 posts link in my profile captain!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# *is at work*
so not right now...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# *grumbles theme tune*
Ning matey!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Noon!
Mulligatawny Soup Time!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# There's no such soup.


You're making that up.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# it's not on the menu!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Great, now I have the theme tune in my head
and the only way to get rid of it is to hum the "I dream of genie" theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# this is the second time I've done this to you
now if only I could get the grinning visage of Larry Hagman out of my head...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# I was just thinking that you had put songs in my head before
Whilst banging my head on the desk lamenting the fact that despite being a science graduate and an accountancy professional type, the only thing I remember is theme tunes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# But then the only way to get rid of that
Is to hum the Ducktales theme tune!

IT NEVER ENDS
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Or you could do
OOOO-OOOOOOOOOOH THE CIIIITIES OF GOOOOLD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# OH PLEASE NO
BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T TRACK DOWN THOSE EPISODES EASILY =[

We used to have them, I shall track them down if it kills me...


SEARCHING FOR THE CIIIITIES OF GOOOOOLD


/laughing at my own joke blog
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I watched Pigeon Street last night.
It was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I never saw that =[
I'm amazed I know most of the shows around here, but I think I'm just a teensy bit too young to know all of them =[

AND I have cayke and joos for breakfast.

Just thought I'd show off to the world
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# How old are you?
I'm only 22. For the next 11 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# I'm only 18 =[
*sniffle*

However, I like to think of myself as a young 19 year old, as I'm not in sixth form any more, I'm merely a layabout =]

(Apologies for delay, had to do boring PC related work)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Cities of gold
is out on DVD early next year apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Life is like an aeroplane, here in duckberg
race-cars, lasers something something something

Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Nyahaha
I used to have a CD of classic kids shows theme tunes.

I will find it =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Children of the sun, now your time has just begun,
searching for the something, something something.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Here ya go
www.spaced-out.org.uk/m2/mp3/rhubarb_and_custard.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Trust you to "Let fly with your magic weapon"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# My friends used to be scared of the theme tune
I, on the other hand, would sing it to torment them.

*yawn* 'Nings everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# 'ning
:D

*goes and works like a good boy*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I should be doing work.
Instead I'm going to make breakfast! =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# *guffaws*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Saw this being sold on E-bay.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Haha, subtle!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# pffft!
took me a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# OH
That took me a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Captain! Where was you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# When?
Earlier? Well first I was at home, then I was stood on the pavement, then I was on the bus, then I was on a different pavement, then I got to work and I've been here ever since.

(I'm on lunch, you've got me till 10 to 1)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# well, let's not waste time then.
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# *puts glasses on, leans forward*
Well it looks like a cyst to me, but I'd get it checked just to be safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# He's in need of a-cyst-ance
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Oh my goodness, that was greased with the vaginal secretions of the favourite concubine of Atilla the Pun
Dearie me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# No! On Saturday!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Er....
various places. I was online for some of it though, chatting to the lovely Dixy poos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# But there was bashings!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Oh I see.
There was. And I was stuck at home with a fiver to my name until this Friday. Sorry chick, but I've got 4 family birthdays, Christmas, mortgage and everything else to pay for and I just couldn't swing it. Sorry. To be honest I can't afford half of the aforementioned but they're not as easy to get out of (my family are gits)

:-( I do miss everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Sorry to hear that hon
Would have good to meet :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# It'll happen eventually.
I'd have had the money if I hadn't have had to pay for the boiler to be fixed- couldn't leave it any longer though as I was starting to get really ill becaiuse of the cold.

Promise I'll try and make one of the next ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# aargh!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# haha. top class
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Pfffft =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Bindun.
At least twice, surprisingly enough. Still woo.
(Potatoman, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# that effort was totally in vein
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Chav-ez
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Simple yet effective

just like your image
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# STFU LOL
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I like it but then...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# ah, i thought 'a taste of things to come'
i like the picture though
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I could have...
but it would be NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I get it!
I get jokes!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# This punnage
wins the whole world.

The hummus is strong with you today.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I wish...
(colinr, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# smug
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Hmm...

(colinr, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# I think it's only fair we let him know what we think of him.
email removed by mod - posting people's email addresses is unacceptable. Do not do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Give that man a croissant and some freshly squeezed juice!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] ..

/edited
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ah ah !
mind bleach now please
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Please God no Archie!
Why would you undo all the good work you have done?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# it's like toastgate all over again....
sorry. we don't talk about toastgate, do we?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# :?
I feel that this may have been in the time I was in exile....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# happytoast posted something rude on the board
people were surprised
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# I see
I think I can let Archie off though, as I would HappyToast. Has anyone bought his book yet btw? Are they the zombies he drew of peeps on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# T'was only a cock!


:P

sorry again!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# MY EYES!!
what the hell sort of board is this?!
*storms off*


=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# we're not talking Mariogate are we?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# T'was days after the Mario pic
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Mario debate will still have been raging then...
took weeks for that to calm down. NSFW and FP'd? The very fabric of society was shaken to its roots.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# was it also not technically illegal?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# How so?
was it a childs......?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Copyrighted image?
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# well, 17 i think
but something to do with having to be an adult to sign a release for that sort of thing
(though i think you could safely argue it was for artistic purposes rather than anything lewd)
not that i know anything about law of course
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Yes
I remember now, though I forget who's it was.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I hear
people are still talking about it to this very day!!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# thank you adblock
good skills, but gross...

EDIT Argh! It's back!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!
*hides*
I never, EVER wanted to see that image again, even edited
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# my apologies, ma'am :)
/did you both get my text yesterday?
many thanks for yours, much appreciated :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# *bokes*
Not enough vomit in the world . . .

EDIT: Now I can see her Arthur! *vomits all over again*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# arthur?
i assumed that was just what her mimsy looked like
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I think in her case..
it is referred to as a clunge.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# bleugh!
a bit harsh on mavis...
and nsfw?
edit: though well done, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# you have to out-do me don't you...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# get eating those kebabs in time for your 30,000
and you may just compare
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# badly packed kebabs?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# wouldn't do any good.
i don't put weight on.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# it's another piggy thread!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# NSFA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Oh Arthur!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# dixy!!
look down\/
if you dare!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# o_O Good Lord!
What lilly-white skin you have!

*caresses self inappropriately*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# oh good grief
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# DAN!
What ho!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# would


there I said it!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# ...given half the chance
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Pffft
Revolting but clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# That's way better!
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Hey! NO!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# A world of wrong.
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] It wasnt all bad news for the kids tv characters....


I make absolutely no apologies for the seams whatsoever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# and nor should you!!
hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Now tell me,
are you laughing at the hummus or the mad paint skills? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# a joke someone told me yesterday.....
=D
nah! mad hummus FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I love stopit and tidyup
it was the best thing EVAR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Aye!
Tis true!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# WOnIE?!
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Silly Jessie!
Reflection is not word! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# that would be the best bee movie ever :)


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# How do all...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Doh!
*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# JESSIE! *curls round neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Minky!
*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I was supposed to at the bash you know.
but somebody forgot to bring me.
not naming names
*cough* trellis *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# *spangs*
...and I think bizarrely it might have bindun some time back. Nice anyhow though...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# It was...
...and it was me, way before I'd learnt of optimization and then it was Tiff Needell and Jpeg Needell, so it sort of a pearost, but then again not...am I waffling?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# waffly versatile
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# groan - spang!
TJ: Am trying to track down a flash animation done by a B3tan some time ago - features dialogue from an old movie with simple anim of guy arguing with someone about riding a bike in a race, Guy rides bike anyway and falls off.

Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Edit - guy in anim was on a tricycle - I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# christ...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# pfft....
I've no idea who he is

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Heh ;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# i'm rising this
but have a filthy repost anyway...

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# RAAAAR!
I strike again, good gracious I'm attractive!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# whahahaa
actually i'm quite proud of this one! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Ignored?!

I'm still thinking up ways to get the all important autograph from you!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# just put anything under my nose
i'll sign it! (its why i'm in so much debt!) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Well yes, the thinking was more ways of orchestrating a meet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# yeah that sounds good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# ahem...
brum bash...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hmmm
its a looooooong way away :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# come on!!
come with me!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Hey, you're the local
YOU persuade him!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# i made something more horrible then you can imagine down there \/
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# actually - that gave me the raging horn!!
just kidding :D i'm sure i recognise you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# O_o
ooer..
where from?
been in hospital lately?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# dunno
do u go near fratton at all??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hell no!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# its the land of milk
and honey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# among other things...
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# unfortunatly
i have no choice - being broke - isnt fun at all1 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# i know all about it my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# It's Oscar in the bin
that's what he's been upto since sesame street
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# ahhh
yes - see it now! :D i'll go and sit in the corner with my dunces hat on :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Argh!
Who's ignoring you? Who COULD ignore you?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# hehehee
nah -i was just feeling sorry for myself the other day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# *man-hugs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# ign . . . OOH! Squirrels!
*scampers off*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# 'lo dave
how goes it??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] g'ning all


How was the Blackpool bash? Wish I could have made it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# it was splendid, I think it's fair to say
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Is that the story?

The birthday girl shone, but everyone else was crap, we just decided to fake loads of photos at the end of the night so it looked cool and fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I wasn't even there
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# There was a Blackpool bash?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Just a vicious rumour
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Have you been having those naughty dreams again
where you get to snog everyone around? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I like those dreams
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# *goes to sleep*



*wakes up*
i was slapped several times...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Damn it all!
I ran out of money this month, or I would've been there.

Hope you had a smashing 21st, IVV.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Our cake was just fag ends and general pub floor debris
compacted together and decorated with bits of paper with light shone on
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# and of course everyone behaved perfectly
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Arfles!
It was always gonna happen. Poor Edna....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# *grumbles*
couldn't make it.
i'm saving myself for birmingham!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# But you sent a nice text to your dear old auntie
via your mum, so that was OK
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# =D
just wish i remembered to earlier!
you'll be in brum though won't you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Hopefully
it's exam season though, so it depends on my revision schedule...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
you've got to come!!!!
PLEASE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# when's the Brum one?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Feb.
it's on the calender...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Twas most excellent
And you should have made it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I couldn't unfortunately.
Took the missus to visit her uncle in hospital.

It seems he's developed dementia. He was all confused and lost a lot of weight and looked really frail. She was pretty upset :(
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# oh crap.
sorry to hear that.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Yeah
it wasn't nice. Her dad is a grade A cunt and this uncle was always like a father to her. It was a real shock for her seeing him like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# is he going to have to go into care?
or will you take him?
if you don't mind me asking...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# They're trying to find a nursing home for him.
There's no way we could take him. We don't have room and we've got a baby on the way.

At least where he'll go into care his brother and nephew will be nearby.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# good.
again, i'm sorry to hear that mate.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Cheers matey.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Ah, yes I think I remember you saying
That's rough, hope she's ok *hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# She's not really
although it sounds like he's improved a bit since he went into hospital. It was all a bit sudden so hopefully this is just an episode and he'll get better, at least some of the time.

she was in floods of tears as soon as we left because she said it seemed like he just wasn't there any more. It was horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Aw, not good :(
*SUPERMEGAHUGS*
Pass it on to her :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Will do
thanks babe.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Yeah, I've seen it happen a few times
It's really nothing that can be described well, you feel like that person will always be there, and if you lost them it would be pretty sudden, dealing with someone gradually deteriating is fucking rough, and that moment of it all hitting you that they seem like they've checked out (even for a bit) is devastating.

Please send my best wishes to your missus, if appropriate, and virtual hugs to you both
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Thanks
much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# *gives big manly hug*
know what it's like to see someone you've known all your life just no longer knows you

:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
Braw! I wasn't there . . . regretfully

EDIT: Hahahahaha! I just noticed what the paper's called! ARF!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# I couldn't go
and am suitably filled with remorse
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
morny stannit
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)

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