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[challenge entry] A bit "Bunny Suicides", this compo...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# hahahaha!!
fluff and death!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# HLS !
I remember the good old days when it was just Life Science Research in Occold....

Ah happy days....

/wanders off to kick the protesters
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# aw
kill it
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry]


er, well - they're nearly animals multicellular organisms without chloroplasts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# hehehe, I like

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# :D
of course they're animals, they're not vegetables or minerals!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# You've never heard of Mineral Slugs?
Good Grief!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# They are part mineral (the shell), but yes, all multicellular organisms without chloroplasts are animals.
edit: sorry, that was a bit of a pompous reply, wasn't it? Ignore me, all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Do you have pens in your top pocket?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Yes, and also a pair of thick specs whose broken bridge is held together by elastoplast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I was going to ask that as well, but I thought it might be taking it a bit too far,
(Then I read your QOTW answer on protein structures)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# stop fighting kids, we're all happy members of the Eucaryota family
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# this statement is scientifically wrong in every regard.
*whistles idly*
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# hehe - like that.
I was teetering on the edge of posting a seamshorse for you, but it would have been too harsh. And you're a decent chap.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# haha
I like a seamshorse

had to rush this a bit cos I've got to do work now - gah
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Well, in that case...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# erk!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# hahahaha
top
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# this is the best i've seen
carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# that would have indeed been frightfully harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# consider the piss to have been well and truly taken.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Pfft!
and they are classified in kingdom "Animalia" so no problems with your taxonomy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Woo!
Aren't they animals? Also I'm now wondering if they are also weasels.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snail
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# you learn something new every day
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Top Hummus!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] just b4 he did it....


sorry for the acme anvil
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# that's more like it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Good entry and all
Nice idea.... woo for you in fact.

But I have one pedantic little problem that I must vocalise:

b-e-f-o-r-e.

There. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# ^this^
with bells on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# this with whistles AND bells!
In other news, I read a whole comment the other day, by a serious sounding person, on a current-affairs style topic (the disk loss thing) where he used "there" instead of "their" FIVE times. Every time. I was aghast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Oh that would really get my goat.
My old manager was the queen of misplaced apostrophes- in the end I used to send her emails back to her with all the mistakes highlighted in red text.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# An unpopular move, I expect :) (nice one, though!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# :D I am nothing if not a big pain in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# your not wrong in that response
:)

oh and one thing that pisses me off is the use of "I could care less"

*must stab*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# time for another cull....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# GET INTO THE BODY BAG GRAMMAR-KILLER!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# ACME anvils ftw!
The question for me is how did he get the lollipop stick into the lion's jaws in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# dedication
also woo.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# I need to get an anvil like that

ace pic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# stolen from google...
do a search for acme anvil....one of the first linkages that arrives
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I think this dog should be put out of its misery
www.flickr.com/photos/80509715@N00/2068362446


sorry for link but it is relevant.

Woo to the pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Ye Gods!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# This rules.
All your stuff rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# jeepers! that's a value for money 240k!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# *dances*
Jeepers, creepers, where'dya get those peepers....

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Peepshow, Creepshow, where did you get those eyes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# :-(
I was all happy....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# I thought you were singing Siouxsie and the Banshees
were you not?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
#
I thought she was too
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# I seeeeee- sorry
No, Louis Armstrong. I think. Some old, black jazz type dude.


I'm totally checked out today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# *checks back in*
log message : "this revision of Captain Wow fixes a few minor bugs"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Wonderful. The camera spatter-age makes it perfect.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# damn you, you talent hog!!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# flap harder
little goose!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# dive you silly chicken!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# great stuff as per.
*creates a new folder for fluff suicide images.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Pfffft

als hij rijdt tenminste
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Yes!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Meerkats die with honour.
追腹 !
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# thats acers!!
i've been w*rking!!
whats the prize for this compo?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# The warm feeling of victory
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# ah well....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# you've been warking?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:54, archived)
# He looks like he knows he made the right decision
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# woo!
切腹!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] man, searching for 'blue tongue' images brings up some nasty pics!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# thanks ben
for my only reply

*weeps openly*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# BEAR WITNESS TO THE THRUSTING PULSING HEAD OF TU TU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Ah, sexy time!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] And I'll just post the reason animals commit suicide here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# you're obsessed!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Not at all.
Sure, I like to make pictures of DESMOND TUTU
but I balance that with pictures of this woman:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
I've been meaning to photoshop this guy for ages:



but I haven't got round to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# that's unshopped?!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I've seen that pic liquified
to look like Beavis :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Liquefied?
Looks enough like Beavis as is.

Heh heheh heheheh etc
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# stick beavis in google, this guy is the second image result.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# He's first on mine
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# it already does! in fact someone else already made the comparison
images.google.nl/images?q=beavis&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Someone walked into a bush...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# or a wire brush
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Or a really, really big brillo pad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# What the...?
HAHAHAHA it's him!!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# The weird thing is, so am I

I have that one saved somewhere for later
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# are you sure that's a woman
looks like a kid I went to school with 25 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
# pffft! what's with all the tutus at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Are there tu tu many?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# YOU CAN'T HAVE TU MANY!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I AM DANCING IN A PRETTY DRESS
SAID DESMOND TUTU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] may as well
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] mass cult fing...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Hasn't his just moved up the board?
confused...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# aye
cos i deleted it by mistake - oops...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# norty boy
the Edit button is your friend, else the Nazis will be going to town on yo' ass.

/bitter experience blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Cratchit Christmas Dinner
(Shadowlinx, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# she loves a good...
yay. i like this very much
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# This is acely drawn!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Cor!
That's nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] MEOW.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# this wins at internets
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)
# I GUESS
Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# we interrupt this broadcast....

Thank you to everyone who voted for my CupBot animation, it was very lovely of you.
But I can't accept the prize of the HD-DVD player as I have nowhere to put it and can't afford
to buy more films in an entirely different format. So, I'm giving it away.

Inspired by all the complaining that compo's will only be won by those with expensive bits of software or "talent",
I have decided to redirect the HD-DVD player to whoever posts the best sob story as to why they should have won,
PLUS a still image of something nice and fluffy (to counter the horrific choice of Image Challenge this week!)

Post only in this thread please, I will pick a winner at 6pm UK time.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# My entry was "too clever" for the front page and lost millions of votes.
Probably.

Tell you what I just won an HD-DVD of a "very good" film. Keep the machine and you can have my DVD. But please post a grovelling reason why you should get it!

;O)

NB:


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# because otherwise
his coffee-mug will continue to make ring-marks on his desk? :P
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# fluffy tiem!
good luck all.

and congrats on the 2nd place mate
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# boo hoo
my hamster died, my favourite sock has a hole in and I've just found out that my ex does NOT have shingles, unw00t...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# :(
I have no time to go home and draw something. So you'll have to have a fluffy repost. I don't want the DVD player, I don't deserve it- I didn't enter the compo. But it's still a lovely thing to do, bless you.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I never win anything!
EDIT:



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# add a picture ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Aww
that's a pretty cool thing to do rather than flog it on ebay :)
nice one, HappyToast.
(and no, I don't want an HD-DVD player either, thanks)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Give it this guy I reckon
www.b3ta.com/board/7825024
Only 19 days into his b3ta career, posts a highly creditable anim, 4 minutes before the compo closes.

I can't afford to replace my entire DVD collection either.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Here's my cat


I had some great ideas, but then my $100 million private plane, piloted by by beautiful wife crashed into my uninsured mansion, killing my entire family. Also, I have inoperable cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# also, your cat is fat with bytes
edit: also, your cat is fat with bytes
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
# ...
What?



ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# I reckon
DOCTOR DYSLEXIA deserves to win it owing to his excellent, beautifully sublime 'Robopear'.

That is all.
(Simanenyee (killed to bits), Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# hahahahahahah
hahahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahhahaha
haa haaa
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# i should have won the compo, my image of the robo-pear had love and sweat and tears and mancum put into it
could anyone understand the witty satire and social commentary? no of course not, they spit on it. they said robo-pear was the worst compo entry of all times and forever. and what the fucking shit? I never get any of the credit i deserve as an artist. all day people sneer at me and call me mean names because of my artistic talent and their lack thereof and i don't know. when will my works be appreciated by the general public? must they be post-hummus? should my death be my career launcher in the the foray of fine arts? whatever.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Spooky
...
(Simanenyee (killed to bits), Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
# IT'SA ME, MARIO!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
# that's possibly a winning grin
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# perhaps
you should send round the hd-dvd player amongst the 3rd-7th place winners with nothing to play their discs on

very generous of you 'n' all, toasty. (i don't really want it, mind you, so i won't ask)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Why not sell it to save christmas?
www.b3ta.com/board/7824723
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
# FLUFFAH TEIM?
That's the best kind of time!

Also, the DVD player is lost on me, as I've a shitty portable telly. BUT, cheeky reposts are definitely something I'll indulge in.





and as it's you:

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# What a wonderful gesture

that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Dear HappyToast,
I would like to win because as soon as my crude yet hilarious drawing was forced off the popular entries page by a horde of entries by Lucasfilm employees, I was then mugged and beaten by a big laughing 3D animator who broke all my limbs.

:(

(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)
# <Tiny Tim Voice> I've only got a basic ball mouse and the
vertical rollers got that grime build up!

Further more, I've only got a VGA graphics card that supports 256 colours and due to my complex colour blindness 243 of these colours are indistinguishable to me.

If I were to win I'd use the HD laser to burn off the grime and correct my colour blindness.

*
* Manditory fluff as per competition requirement



EDIT:
Just to point out I too don't need a HD player cus I don't have a HD tv and don't buy or rent DVDs though I do think that it's a very nice thing to do and that you're verr verr talented.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# damned impressive effort
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
# I've been playing with this stupid fat hamster image for ages...
But it doesn't really have much purpose...

Anyway, congrats on the CupBot success, however I suspect that you just video robot cups and claim them as your own creations; hence the fact that you're conscience forces you to give up the HD-DVD player.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# well, if its fluffy time you want
kitten wants player....



(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Freddy Star ate my mouse :(
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Boo hoo hoo.
I did not win as I have absolutely no discernible talent whatsoever.

Here's a picture of my cats.



Although, to be honest, I don't really see why competitions shouldn't be won by the people who are best at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# awesome cat photo
*noted*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# You sir, are a gent.
why not give it to a local charity to raffle? Or perhaps a school or something could use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# ^This
very much.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Oo, good suggestion.
/\ This.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# hmmmm, sounds like a plan
although I'm new to the area (moved house, hence the skintness) so don't know who to give to. Maybe a bigger charitable organisation should take delivery. Only problem is I have no way of knowing if some receptionist will simply walk off with it!

Anyone here work for a charity?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# *Waves*
Though i'm not sure how we would shift it. I can give you marketing's phone number if you want :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Me too
although it might be a bit of a double edged sword - you give that to a charity and then they would have to buy loads of HD-DVDs to use on it. Why not just eBay the thing and donate the proceeds?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I suppose
we're not exactly overflowing with funds, as you say
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Do eBlag still do chariddy auctioning?
'cos you can sell it on there and mark the auction as a chariddy one (which gets it some sort of special attention or something), then send a nice cheque to kittens with aids or suchlike.

If your employer subscribes to GiftAid they may even match your donation money, so the kittens get two HD-DVD players worth of money.

I'm sure if you put it on eBlag you may get a few clicks from the good people on here...
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Late reply time...
I work for a charity!

But don't bother giving it to us, one of the director's would only nick it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# You are king of the fluff.
I've just been made redundant four days after finishing ten months of crunch on a game.

Fluff:


EDIT: though I'm totally happy if someone else gets the player, I just fancied having a moan because it's a real pisser trying to deal with HR departments at this time of year.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# I've been there :( it gets better eventually :)
hang in there chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Ta.
In the longer term it'll work out well, because I'll almost certainly get something better next time, I just don't know when. I really don't want to move house again though, that's the bit I'm probably most annoyed about.

Giving the player to a hospital would be an ace thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# where are you at the mo
(just in case I've got connections to a nearby games company that could help)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# May I just say
that I like this pic?
It is wonderful.
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# You may!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Very nice idea
Here's my sob story...

The world can be a cruel place, so why not spread a bit of happiness and donate the prize to Gt. Ormond St. childrens hospital instead of giving to one of the moaning, worthless twunts in this thread. :P

I'm quite happy to take any and all abuse along the lines of, "waah, waaah, he said he'd give it to one of us", as in effect, I will have 'won'.

I'll pay postage.

Here's your fluff:



(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# :D
Oh this rules. I love that film anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# not a bad suggestion, can you guarantee it will go to the right place?
(and not a receptionists boyfriend's flat?)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# I reckon
if we go through these guys it'll get to where it's supposed to.

Can't guarantee it though :)
There's also no guarantee that they'll accept it, and you'll be back to square one... but it was just an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# well, it wouldn't be for me, it'd be for my dad.
he took the family to centre parks in the lake district the other week and for some reason whilst going down a water slide he managed to fuck up his ear drum, rendering him deaf in one side and unable to get out of bed for vomiting reasons. He'll be like that for a good 2 months.

He recently bought one of them fancy new TVs, but doesn't have any HD stuff to put on it. I reckon it'd make his christmas if by losing 50% of his audio his picture quality is 200% better.

and here's a picture i drew.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# This one is supported by maths!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I should by all rights win this because:
I have no skills, am too lazy to even try and fear the howls of laughter that would greet anything I might make.

But I did vote for you and I would really really really like to have it. And so would my cats.

There, now if that hasn't convinced you - I will make you a cup of tea* as payment.



* you might have to come here to drink it though. And hurry up before it gets cold.
(dahogga is exiting stage left, pursued by a bear, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Well, I knew that the compo would be won by either yourself or sheep with your fancy animashon skillzorz!!11
Therefore I didnt try and enter this one :'(
(Oh and my whole family got wiped out by transformers so its all a terrible reminder. OH TEH HUGE-MANATEE!)

RARGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# ....


I posted my entry late last night and it didn't have a chance to flourish. Huhhh, huhhh (that's me sort of cry breathing).....

www.b3ta.com/board/7823849

Plus my penis fell off last night.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# I would have won
but my dog at my compo entry!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Have you no heart Mr Toast? :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Awww! B3ta people never cease to fluff me out


I took this about two hours ago at lunch. It's a baby cotton-top marmoset. Not had time to run it through photoshop or anything, and I doubt I will do before I get back from work, but you wanted some fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# that's some mighty fluff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Do you work in a jungle?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Ok here we go!
My post was one of the most original I saw in the compo. b3ta.com/board/7815584
Although it was quite simple I spent alot of time slaving away on all 3 versions with no regard for my partener and kids ..... violins, heartstrings, violins, heartstrings ..... my eyes have swelled up as a result of staying up far too late and staring at the eye fucking pictures I was creating.
After all that I posted my entry at about 3am, which is hardly an ideal time to be posting.
And here is the fluffiest picture I have done!



*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I didn't enter...
...so therefore don't deserve the prize. The standard of entries put me off.

Have this though Mr Toast for such a nice gesture!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I voted for you
give it to whoever came last.
(katesbush, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# If it's cute you want.....


Good man. I'll give it to my uncle's charity as an auction item.. www.aabc.org.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# It's not really a sob story as such
but I will have nothing to play my runner-up prize when it arrives.

Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# What a thoroughly nice thing to do.
(although I also like the charity idea).

I say donate it to Prince as an apology for the truly awful way we implied he was a despicable little cunt who actually removed some ribs so he could be even further up his own arse - where he is likely to bump into those snivelling tossers who represent him.
Which of course isn't true.

I'm sure Prince could make good use of a HD-DVD player - if he watched himself in HD, he could see clearly just how talented and special he really is.

Ummm.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# month early i know

but *sob* *sob* i don't think *sob* i'll make it to christmas *sob*without an HD-DVD player ;) x or send it to a charity of your choice, whatever...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# I do not want it
I applaud you a thousand times over.

And shall take this opportunity to post a strange kitty animation =]



You saint ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# well,
in my poor country, i am forced to live on coal and the money i steal from rich white people, and due to this poor lifestyle i cannot afford a HD-DVD player for my LCD widescreen tv.

i know that you will choose the right person.
thank you.


well actually i wanted to join the contest, but because i have a tiresome job, it is hard for me to make something after hours. i also have a complete lack of talent and equipment.

that is all.

[EDIT] i missed the bit that said picture, but i swear i will give you the fluffiest picture you have ever seen. you see, i work in a pet store, and feed the baby parrots every day, and after they are fed, they fall asleep on top of each other. ironically, i was going to make some pictures today, but forgot the camera. 100% fact.

actually, don't give it to me, i did fuck all to deserve it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# *Lends*


:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# awww.
but it's a cat, and they are the natural enemy of the baby parrot. therefore, i cannot use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# RACIST!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# I got knocked back from another graphic design job today

I don't want the prize, I just thought I'd say that :*(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# :(
Awww Prodge!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# :(
When is B3ta going to hire us full time goddammit?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# a b3tan graphic design company would be brill' :)
god i really need a job :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# i'm going to be a dad on monday
is that good enough (and i'm being serious will be posting photos on monday)
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# i'm glad you took hamster trippin's suggestion.
gold stars to you both.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:33, archived)
[challenge entry] (Updated for compo) :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Sillt kitty
mushroom cloud is not lifesaving parachute
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Silt kitty
Knows Maddie. I presume
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# oof!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] It was a mewl for help....

My fist gosh-darn reapost
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Oh noes!
poor poor fail-cat

(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# oh shit!!!
That isn't your cat is it?
aplologies if so in advance,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# PFFT!!!
oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Hehe - no
I just loved the pic so saved it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Ahhh, I love this picture.
I love my lizard very much, but I would love a little kitty too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
# and they could play together?
and have so much fun
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE


Animal Suicides. Do animals commit suicide? Yes, of course they do... and more often than not it's in grim, horrific, bloody ways. Please show us how.

Challenge inspired by Evilscary.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
# bottom of the class!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# That was from Your Sinclair magazine
about twenty years ago. Some things just stick with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# God I loved YS
I'm writing a comic book based on Rebelstar at the moment, and found an old copy of YS (the very last issue, I think) that featured it in the top 100 Speccy games of all time...it came second :D
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] ....


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
# NOT ENOUGH FUSS HAS BEEN MADE OF THIS POST
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# AUGH!
FUSS!

*Keeps calm, and carries on...*
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Augh?
Have you turned into King Ethelred?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# that's better...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# For me this wins
(Long time lurker, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Haha!
but unfortunately, too late. It's closed.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Hmmm...
Pearoast? Still great though. *CLICK*
(castaboras the time at the beep will be, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:24, archived)
# But it's Wednesday!
couldn't we have had a few sweet hours without an image challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
# i had a pet rabbit that commited suicide
took a big chunk out of the top of it's head with a loose
nail that was sticking out of its hutch.
that was quite gruesome.
and full rigour mortis had set in when we found it.
which was quite funny.
so you know, life balances out.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# aawww
was its little bunny cock all stiff too?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
www.amazon.co.uk/Book-Bunny-Suicides-Andy-Riley/dp/0340828994
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# And in only 3 minutes, too.
(Was wondering how long that'd take)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Yeah, well sometimes
it's a couple of minutes between refreshes.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh yes they do!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hahhaahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)
# :(
I'm really not going to like this weeks challenge. Can we have a ban on the use of genuine dead animal pictures at least?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# ^this, the last bit anyway.
as soon as it was posted i didn't think you'd be overjoyed at the prospect of lots of dead fluff for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# ^this
PLEASE Rev?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# ^ this
please
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Eh, whatever, they're only animals
*eats meat sandwich without hypocrisy*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)
# in which case we should lose the ban on pictures of dead humans on this site
its only fair
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Is there a ban on pics of dead humans?
I didn't realise...I've seen tons of pics of Madeline McCann on here.

But I'm assuming that no b3tans are going to go out and kill the animals themselves, so I don't see the problem with recyling a picture for entertainment purposes...in the same way that if someone kills a cow for hamburger purposes, why not use its skin to make shoes and a coat?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I HEARTILY AGREE
No real meat!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# You owe me a keyboard
Unless you know how to get coffee out of it before it shorts it compl$%7&*U^%$#
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# ^this all over
'twas w/y before the punchline, which definitely adds teh houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# consider your self lucky
i was eating (drinking) soup
(I helped save b3ta! Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Ooh, chunks
sorry, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# *salutes*

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# *salutes back*
*Now has jam in hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Iwo owI


I likes your toats.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Ha ha! reminds me of this...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# hehe!
madness i say!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Superb
I read it - I did a pffft.
I read it again - I did a Woo.
I read it again - I did a *click*.

I'm going to keep reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# that's a fine thing you've made
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Lucky Strike - it's toasted!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# challenge over!
Sheep wins the macbook, Happy Toast the HD player and HD DVDS of er... a very good film that you all absolutely love for the next 5 people.

Thanks to everyone who took part - personally I really loved Cyriaks entry and a special yay to C_kick who so nearly came in the top two, but was pipped in the last few hours.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Good Compo!
Good winners!

One away from a prize - Darn!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I'll think of something to shop now..
Well done winners! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# More of this sort of thing, I say
I enjoyed not winning almost as much as I would have enjoyed winning a Macbook thing. Well done Mr Sheep and Mr Toast and everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# It was fixed!
Seriously though, some damn good entries in this comp. Well done all, you smug, talented buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Well done the winners!
What a great challenge it's been!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# that all sounds very fair
(though i was rather fond of monty's too)
that seemed to go pretty well. paramount's marketing people appear to understand what they're doing with this
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Indeed.
And they didn't cancel their sponsorship 20 minutes in when the first scat & piss transformers got posted.

Well done them!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I hope we get a response from them
So far they have just loomed
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# woo!
Go sheep!



To both: great job!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# sorry mate
I really love your clock tower bot, top work.
gave me an excuse to try out AFX too :)

(and woo to Sheep and HT too, in a perfect world, you'd all get the MacBook)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I think the Dom one should've won
but I suppose that is just chauvinism
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# oh well
there'll be lots of corporately sposored compo's in the future.
Hopefully one of them will feature a life long supply of jaffa cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# good god, we can only dream of such treasures!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Yes
well done winners.

Sponsored image challenges are definitely the way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Nicely done, winnars!
And everybody else too. You may all be losers, but some of you were pretty funny losers.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Ace. Competely derserved winners.
Although now the runners up have to try and find something to play the HD DVDs on. Or someone to buy them on eBay. Neither effort will be very rewarding, I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# they'll just have to go round Toasty's house to watch them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# That sounds like the best option all round.
Or hire them out to Blockbusters.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Or turn them into coasters,
or throw them at the head of attacking zombies,
or sew them all together to make a very quiet wind chime.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# "Confuse burglars by leaving your HD copy of Transformers in plain sight"
"Only for them to break in and find you don't have an HD player."

They'd probably shit in your oven.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha this^
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Whoa! Didn't see that one coming!
But it was a good compo that had good entries all round.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# The least lavatorial compo I think I have ever seen on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# disgustingly so
it's not what i pay my infrequent subs for. i demand less of this sort of nonsense in the future.

also, well done the winners.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Next time I should win.
Even if I don't enter.

But you'll need to provide better prizes; I didn't really fancy any of those.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Have the next compo sponsored by Old Rosie
and see how motivated I suddenly become...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Hurray!
Share the love! Note to Prince and Branson: You pair of stuck-up nonces!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Paramount are a faceless corporate behemoth
and therefore difficult to annoy with puerile nob gags.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# [woo!
...well done everyone. Everyone who won that is,
the rest of you, should feel ashamed.

...oh wait, that's me included. damn. ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Thanks All
I'm still a bit shocked that I won this, I really appreciate everyone who voted for my entry

Some very very good entries too, I lots of people deserved to win

Thanks again!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# We demand comedy films
featuring a man and his macbook
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# I read your message too quickly
after rereading it I was glad it didn't say

'featuring a man and his mancock'
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:29, archived)

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