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What should I draw the'day?
(Yeah, I'm drawing more SH. I mean OTHER than that :) )

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)

What's Nurse Sally up to these days?

Perhaps she's bought herself a French Maid outfit...?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)

I wish to see unnecessary puppy combustion

Plskthx

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)

try and make an orangutan look sexy

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)

Silly Bedlam

God already did that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)

Even the ridiculously enormous ones?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)

That's the best kind of orangutan there is!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)

I dunno, they scare me a little

Fabulous animals though

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

I'm scared of them too

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)

The little cute ones are ok

But the gigantanormous ones with the faces the size of trucks creep me out, ever so slightly

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)

like Clyde from Every which way but loose?

you have to love Clyde.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)

hahaha!!

i love you db.
;)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)

i love you too babay

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)

*blushes*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)

this is awesome

i'm trying to work out a way of showing this to everyone i know or ever will meet.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)

there's more...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)

who's the other guy getting shot?

i see bono, and agree. the other chap eludes me

woo and yay by the way

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)

it's sting at the front

it's a bit blurry and shit. i like the ape one better.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)

it does fit better

teh classic ape aah aah face could mean pain, anger, orgasm.... very flexible

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)

i'd want one as an younger brother but not a girlfriend

never trust a girl with no neck i always say

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)

You ought to vary your conversation

there are some situations where that's not an appropriate thing to say

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)

Ahem!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

I LOVE YOU DAVE THE HAT

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)

THANKYOU HANKE!

I LOVE YOU TOO!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)

uncle dayyyyyyyve!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

Watchmen.

Go on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)

^ This

Or something from Akira, but in a non-Manga, all JJ style.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)

No.

I think 'The Watchmen' is overrated pap and Alan Moore whines too much.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)

you do?

i think you're the first person i've ever heard criticise it. what do you think of the resr of his work?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Vol 1 was great.

Vol 2, also top notch.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: The Black Dossier; about as close to self-fellation as a writer can get. Piss poor self indulgence.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)

both very definatly woo

i haven't read black dossier yet. Have you read Promethea? that made me wonder about the mans sanity somewhat. it was all very abstract magic stuff and it just came off as a once great author losing the plot.
Saying that on the same imprint did you read topten? that was really good. lighthearted and tongue properly inserted in to cheek.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)

Read the first volume of Top Ten.

And Top Ten: The 49ers (A prequel).
Both good.
Only other Moore stuff I like is Tom Strong.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

Well then improve it.

Either that, or do a Civil War mashup tribute.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)

i thought he just says

"i don't want anything to do with a movie of my comic, apart from my cheque".

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)

Have you read the book in my sig?

I read it last night, a mate lent it to me- it's absolutely marvellously told. Niko Henrichon's style is lovely and free as well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)

Yep. Picked that up a while back.

*sniff*
....most sad :(

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)

Beautiful though. Probably the most impressive bit of work I've read in some time.

Well, apart from Battlepope. I LOVE Battlepope.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)

Meh.

Prefer Kirkman's other works: Invincible and The Walking Dead.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)

I've not read either of them, the Battlepope was on recommendation

I've not read *that* many comics, as is blindingly obvious, but I trust my dealer's taste, I've not met ANYONE who knows more (been in the business 20-odd years now). He knows my taste.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)

walking dead is ace.

infact it's the only thing i look forward too comics wise as i don;t buy a lot any more. i tend to selectivly weed out the crud.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)

hahahaha silly :)

the meaning of life

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)

How to play half-life 2

or the power of funk

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)

How to play tetris

or NetHack.

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)

How to play Chuckie Egg.

Or Adventures in Seppuku.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

how to play dance dance revolution

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)

^^ THIS

Half Life 2: The JJ guide, DO IT!!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)

something uplifting!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)

A wonderbra?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)

a wonderbra after a long hard day at work!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

The explosion resulting from a combination of Chloe and WonderBra

Pleeease?

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)

A puppy?

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)

squirrels wearing wonderbras!!

*bugger been b3tan!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)

Me + Drew Barrymore.

Pleeeeeease! It's the closest I'll ever get!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)

i would expect you to draw something sexy

what about the monster from cloverfield...

...with tits.

or scarlet and kat on pogo sticks.

pip is filming from behind a bush.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)

This is incredibly timely as I've just got back from the sadist who masquerades as my dentist

How about...

GBH(dead) from Ace Trucking Co. working on the checkout in Tescos.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)

*joins*

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)

Hooray for tooth-worms!

Medieval Diagnosis of Toothache FTW!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)

I still think the best medical theory ever....

....was the Greek's belief that snot was brain-matter :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)

I shall be explaining stuff like this to schoolchildren in February.

Whether they like it or not.

Although most of them seem to enjoy Amputation by Disarticulation and the leeches.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)

How to play:

Guitar Hero 3

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Weetobix, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)

easy one

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)

Preacher-rollerskate-abe?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)

ThePreacherCarGrampa

new from Renault, €12,995

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)

preacher car abe?

Preacher crab?

Jesse crab?

Custer crab?

Ennis crab?

it's getting very hard to not have a Preacher backpiece tattooed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)

I dare you to get a tattoo

of Arseface.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)

a dare is not going to console me

If I have that done.

No, I was thinking a Jesse/SOK/Herr starr tryptich.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)

copying Steve Dillon's art

or Glen Fabry's?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)

Dillon. Dillon Dillon Dillon.

x10000000

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)

i know the exactly the one i want

the burning babyhead of genesis screaming. i love hat frame.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

Goodness me.

That is glorious.

I'd quite like the Seraphim chained on my thigh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)

wow yeah

the seraphim are so very cool. If it wasn't such a macho manly manly thing to do i'd like the Saint of Killers. but that's a bit too macho.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)

I think I can probably get away with it, being a girl.

Get Tulip done! Actually no, she annoys me.

Get CASSIDY!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)

nah its genesis all the way.

how ever i did by a pair of rayban wayfarers because of Cassidy (and johnny cash).

ooo i've been thinking for the Saint of Killers how about dragging Clint out of retirement. that may sound like a cop out because he's THE cowboy actor who's still alive but if you've seen Unforgiven, he would be so perfect.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

He would be awesome, but he'd need to skinny up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)

a bit but not much

its all in the look you could skinny his face with make ups and that.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)

fwow!

that'd be awesome. what would it be?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)

*points up*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)

I'd quite like a tat

of Spider Jerusalem's glasses.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

i've been considering one of his thigh ones for aw while

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)

Scary Man Ka Abe?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)

You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in zeppelins, dropping coins on people,
and one day I seen J. D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run out of the house with a big washtub and... hey! Where are you going?"

Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. I used my washtub that morning to clean my turkey, which back then was called a 'walking bird'.
We had walking bird on Thanksgiving with cranberry sauce, Injun eyes, and yams stuffed with gunpowder.
We also sat around and watched football, which back then was called baseball.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)

we would tie an onion to our belts,

which was the style at the time, back in 19clicketysix we said clickety cos we had no word for twenty

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)

; D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)

christ!

were you cousin Robert? I remember sitting around playing Hungry Hungry Hippos with you in the back garden, only by then all the balls had been stolen by housemartins and we were forced to play with Tangy Toms instead. I remember they kept blowing away, but the crumbs were nice.

In any case, I found Ludo much more fun despite not understanding the rules. I remember you liked Uno better but we only had three cards.

Edit: did you get my message before it was all cuntishly deleted? It was important.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)

eh?

who deleted it?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)

sorry, the above was just nonsense

in the deleted thread below, I wrote of the weaknesses of the word "cock", due to it's possible double-meaning. I suggest "cunt" or "shitbox" would be better, as they are more difficult to misconstrue.

I also said, that I had a chuckle at your post yesterday about the conspiracy in scottish football, despite being away for a while, so answering it was futile.
I remarked upon the fact that my dad thought it was also a conspiracy that the old firm game was cancelled to allow the mourning of o'donnell, to give their players a rest and allow them to buy a decent team before having to play us. lol conspiracies.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)

aah yes..I replied

I said I wasn't bothered about how someone else could misconstrue me saying Cock to him..haha he is one, fact.

and I wish the sfa would get their fingers out and sort out the fixtures

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)

yes it would be nice.

but I think they like to get 200,000 pound a year to sit on their fat, exfoliated arses and do fuck all except saunter down to Byres Road for a latte and a panini, while taking 3 weeks to look at video evidence of a match, or indeed sort out when matches should be played.

"cock" it is then :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)

it was Jessica Simpson

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

Squirrels with tits, then...

This is my friend Kate.

^{Previously on 'My Life in Animals'...

Barno the Lion | Bex the Spider | Jim the Octopus}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)

heh heh :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)

that's lovely

well done.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)

thats ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)

Hidden Squirrel tits!

In other news: MrHaze is a THREAD DELETING CUNT

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)

bloody hell, yeah, thought something dissappeared...

oh, and this pic is so full of woo, have a click!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)

^this^

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)

i didn't delete it

was suprised to find it not here

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MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)

your friend is a bored anthro-squirrel?

you have awesome friends!

edit: where'd the fucking thread go?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)

Wow, I like that

Although may I say 'Arsing thread deleters'?

(Not you AEIYM)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)

'ning Trelly

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)

'Ning Sexy McPhexy

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)

*blush*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)

Yeah, what happened? There were a fair thwack of replies as well.

Silly boy or girl.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)

bloody hell!

that was a big thread too. fuckeringsuckatash

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)

We could just recreate it here

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)

can't remember what i said

but it was gold.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)

i asked how sunny germany was....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)

You don't fool me

It was sterling silver at best

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)

nice :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)

Yes, but how does she smell?

Woo pic, BTW.

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)

I can't do noses.

Is that the correct pluralisation? Noses or nosii?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)

Oh ffs

It's noses
And viruses
And octopuses
Plurals are not hard!

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

Yes.

I am aware of that.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)

Oh ok

I just get sick of horrible mostrosities like "virii" which don't even make sense.

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)

Norovirii for the win.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)

The plural of Lexus

...

And nice by the way.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)

Cool

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)

That is quality

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)

Guess Who?

one of our b3tans has been oldified (yes its a real word) do you know who it is?

(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:44, archived)

Holy shuddering shit

Warn me first, I'm eating my breakfast!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)

Victorian dock worker

AICMFP

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)

Jurgen Prochnow

AICMFP

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)

Now you're just putting Das Boot in ;-)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)

*unlimbers spanging pan*

*measures runup*
*charges*
*spangs*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)

isn't that Mr Dixon?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)

Nope.

Mr Dixon has not been tangoed.

edit- unless the person in question's surname IS Dixon. That'd be a coincidence.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:47, archived)

ergh!

what a wrinkly ugly git!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:47, archived)

This

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)

and all the ginge as well

he must be using 'just for men' beard and moostach dye.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)

haha!

hang on.....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)

Mmm!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)

It's you innit?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)

indeedy pretty lady!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)

to be honest I don't really care who it is

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:47, archived)

You cared enough to post....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)

no that's more to do with me having nothing better to do

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:49, archived)

I can think of tonnes of stuff.

Both one- and two-handed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)

that's why you're the Captain

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)

One of the many and varying reasons.

Not least of which the one being 'she owns a tricorner hat'.

Probably least of which is 'She's not scared of actually dressing like a pirate in public.'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)

I have done that :D

And i'd do it again!

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Cae1, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)

Nothing beats the two handed wank.

Nothing.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)

I find sex does.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)

Eagle wouldn't know...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)

Oooooh, you minx.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)

I stand by my original statement.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)

saucer of milk

for table three if you please

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Lynxkitten, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)

Mmm, delicious milt!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)

I like mint milt!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)

I like milf milt

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)

You don't get people called Milt any more.

Same as Doris. The name survives thousands of years from the Greeks, and we decide in the 1960s that it's too old fashioned.

Oh I hope I'm right, but I can't be bothered to check.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)

I'm going to seriously put Milt forward

for my first born son.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)

It'd be probably short for Milton.

And the reason we like that name so much, apart from old family friends is because you _{stole his stapler...ought to burn this place down...}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)

I know, I used to live on Milton Road

so would be a nice homage. Not sure the girlfriend would like it though.

Fuck it, we could always get married if it means bringing a Milt into the world.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)

not in portsmouth?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)

Hertfordshire :-)

You reckon I've got a shot with the capp'n?

Think about it, a small army of pirate-ninjas all with cool names like Milt.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)

you can try...

but i bet you'll be walking the plank before long!
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)

Ooooh where in Herts?

No can do on the nicking me front, I'm afraid, I've got a mortgage with manwife now so I'm monetarily tied to his arse forever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)

That was in Ware nr Hertford

I've moved away, but recently come back to the area. It's home. You from round these parts then?

Give me a shout if manwife suddenly becomes broke and your house is repossesed. I make a mean chicken curry.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)

Ah, I live in Bucks but I work in Tring.

Will do!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)

*bums place down*

nings lovely, everything ok?

*looks around*

There's a fucking TERRIBLE stink in here.

*eyes everyone suspiciously*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)

it's not me!

it's still the first few hours of work...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)

Hello sweetie!

It's the city love.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)

A packet of crisps beats nothing

Therefore, a packet of crisps beats the two handed wank

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)

So you've not tried the three?

Takes some beating.
(roughly 45 seconds of beating. Or smoothly, around 2 minutes)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)

misery guts.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)

I'm actually quite cheery today

yaaay let's all stick our photos through a face changer
morph.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk/

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)

lets do

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)

not..do

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)

dee dee ba doobee doo doo

dee ba doodoodoo
diddle dooby doo doody doodoo
dee doobydooby dooby doodoo deedoo

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)

scooby dooby doo, where are you?!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)

I always knew you loved scat

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)

Tis Hamsterdance.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)

Now there's a mental image I didn't need.

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)

*jazz style dances*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)

*jazzercises*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)

*cazzerjises*

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)

it's certainly not the sort of thing

that should take up precious new threads all day

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)

'ning Prod :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)

ning pot :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)

just cos it's you!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)

Because I am a cunt.

(Procligy69 tomy testosterone tits, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)

Pffft!

Petty childish things like this make me giggle

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)

Capt Wow?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)

Beard's in no way luxurious enough to be me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)

Plus you have the red as an option

not acurse:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)

*flicks hair*

it's TITIAN when it's on girls. Adds to the distinction.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)

haha!!

TITAN wow!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)

She's no moon...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)

Oldified

Verb: To render something in an instrumental celtic-fusion style.

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fuscous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)

Where the fuck is 'oldified' a proper word?

Do they have schools?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)

Everyone knows that it is

oldificated.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)

Quite so.

That's him toldified.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)

in the unwritten dictionary...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)

Looks like a mardy bastard,

Mictoboy?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)

I saw that

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)

I know,

I am not going to rise to it, I have just had a Gaz and so un-ignored him to look, and have seen that, indeed, he is posting after every single image I post.

I do not know why he feels the need, but I was pissed off for a bit - there are several examples of threads which I missed because of it, but I am not going to bite, I am going to put him back on ignore and leave it be.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)

fair dos

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)

It's just boring now

Apparently I have the cheek to criticise his photoshops, but I have had him on ignore for about 18 months now. How the fuck has he kept it up this long?

Anyway, I'll post under a silly alias and then put him back on ignore.

Back to normal.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)

you're only lying to yourself monkeyboy!

But just drawing a shape and adding some stock eyes and teeth is art as long as you have your own font.
(Pedantichrist, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 3:07)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)

Actually, to be fair, I often see his work in the popular board or on the front page and it is normally good, he is really quite talented,

Why he wastes his life posting after me, I do not know.

Maybe it's a PW thing?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)

oh no I'll have to say something nice about you now

ya Cock!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)

lol

Cock!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)

mardy? well sometimes.

Dont tell him i said that, he will beat me!

(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)

you're a dead man....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)

Yay!

*fucks Captain Pennis D. McPennis's corpse*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)

take it easy!!

save some for the rest of us!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)

And wait til it's cold

otherwise it doesn't count

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)

*waits*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)

Hahaha!

Benjy!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)

Woo Yay to Geoff the Clownfish.......Yes it is Benjy!!

And a Woo for Prodigy69 it was morph.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk/

Ahhh Benjy is walking towards me with the stick again!!!

(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)

*whacks*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)

Prof Kenny something?

been in the sun too long

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)

Pfft!

Ivesy!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)

What madness is this?

It's clearly Mrs Trellis

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)

So it is!

I forgot she has to shave every morning!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)

'tis ivesb innit?

thats cool and rather scary, how've you done that?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)

o_0

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)

Aren't you...

More Shenanigans Here

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)

More shenanigans where?:P

EDIT: Ah there:P

'ningles and woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)

Sometimes...

...if I add a link, it's fine in preview must disappears when I post the message.

Thanks for spotting it!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)

I believe you

thousands wouldn't:P

Oh and have some careful Earls Court parking:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)

he could've gotten closer!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)

ANd my last one. This lil fella like to perch on my window sill about two foot from me.

'ningles matey.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:49, archived)

if you're quick enough,

you could have him for dinner!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)

Eeeew

A London pigeon?! Yuk!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)

mmm-mm!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)

FOOD!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)

No that's just our of shot:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)

Lat one for now methinks but I love this one.

A mate took this on my camera. The Fun Loving Criminal on the right gave me a lully real life spang when I asked him at a BS photocall if they were going to cover Mr. Tamborine Man.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)

Northcote Road?

/relurks

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)

someone should warn the florist

some of his/her flowers are on fire...

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MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)

I have the same problem

Happens in gazes too.

'Ning :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)

'ning trellster!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:44, archived)

'Lo ives

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)

So it's not just me...

...I thought the world was out to get me

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)

Well we are

But the linky thing isn't part of our plan

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:47, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

...I knew it!

it's your eyes, they are all too close together - all of you!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)

the preview often fills in missing bits

and the post action deletes incomplete bits

so if you fuck up the html, it can work in preview and then vanish in the post.

at least, that's what i've observed.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)

Arf!

I bloody hate January- I don't get paid till next Friday. My poor mum (NHS) has to wait until Thursday after next though!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)

damn the nhs!

hurry up the 30th!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)

I do not miss the 'last Thursday of the month' approach.

In fact, I don't miss working for the NHS at all, I worked in HR (notoriously bitchy, bitchy women) and they were very stereotypical in my office. At that time my hair was fire-engine red and they were NOT HAPPY.

But my manager was a polio ridden spackmonkey (I'm allowed to say that, she was a fucking bitch and a half) so it wasn't all bad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)

i'll be glad when i get out of this department.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)

I'll be glad for you!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)

i also don't get paid until next friday

it'll be first pay packet on shiny new upgraded salary tho :D

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:35, archived)

ohh!

how much of an ungrade?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:35, archived)

i got promoted and got an immensely generous 10% pay hike :D

*clicks 'i like this' on own comment, for obvious reasons.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)

yay you!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)

Woo for you!

Mine's on the same old same old. But if I get this job with the council I'll be going up 8K, which would be nice.

Is 8 grand enough for my soul?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)

eight and half....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)

Bitch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)

Good mornings.

How are you on this blasty-wet day?

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:35, archived)

Soggy!

Sorry about the calendar dude, it totally slipped my mind and now I have no money till the 25th. I will be buying it though, and I do apologise.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)

i don't get paid till the first, and even then it's a cheque which has to clear

and january is pay-your-taxes month :(

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spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)

Oh my goodness

poor you!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)

I find your lack of cash disturbing.

woo (as always)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)

heh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)

haha!

i wonder where vader keep his money...
his cod-piece!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)

*nerdy chuckles*

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spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)

Pffft!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:44, archived)

Non-union pirates needed their own map legends

ps - Happy Friday tout le monde!!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:10, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)

You are Jim Lad

AICMFP

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:13, archived)

I like your sig.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:18, archived)

I was wondering if anyone had noticed..

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)

hahaha!!

pirates union!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:13, archived)

is that like Elizabeth Swan shagging Jack Sparrow?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:14, archived)

nooo!

sparrow and barbossa's monkey.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:16, archived)

good job the monkey's immortal then

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:18, archived)

or maybe not....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)

arrr, we be wanting equal opportunities in the workplace

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)

STRIKE!

i'm not raping or pillaging until we get a pension plan.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:28, archived)

three percent or we walk.

Not the plank.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)

you can't strike!

you're the captain, you make the changes....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)

IF I can be arsed.

Sorry, arrrrsed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:35, archived)

arrrrrrrrr!!

thats it!
*downs swords*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)

Braw! Have chips with that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)

salt and vinegar please.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)

what are you doing?

no, what arrrrrrrrrrrr you doing?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

Sitting on my ever expanding arse

doing password resends and talking to you 'orrible lot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)

I want to whore this here, because I liked it this morning:

It's a Guinaffe.

CFB

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)

i like it's stance,

it says, 'GET OFF MY TURF!'
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)

It has an impala head on its back

chimera style.

Apparently.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:28, archived)

she's the one in charge.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

*ahem*

*COUGHsheCOUGH*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)

i know....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)

NINJA!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:49, archived)

and you have the cheek to criticise my photoshops!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)

haha

pwned...

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Just Flange, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)

'ningles all. Not worth a new thread, but the latest activities on my toilet blackboard...

Every toilet should have a blackboard

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)

Weetabix?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)

Shreemp?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)

Don't mind if I do.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:21, archived)

Ambassador

With these shreemp you're really spoiling us!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)

Vegemite really is arse though.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

Because it's not Marmite. It's Marmite with training wheels:P

EDIT: Have another one.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:21, archived)

what a marvellous idea.

how do you stop them nicking the chalk?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)

If they nicked the chalk

They couldn't write on the board, so the chalk doesn't tend to wander.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)

I have a picture frame screwed to the wall

and the wall behind it is painted black:

havingapoo.blogspot.com/2007/06/i-have-no-brain-at-all.html

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)

Hehehe

same as mine. I painted the wall and made the frame from left over blind railings. I've got some great magnetic blackboard paint too:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:28, archived)

shepshaggers? does John Noakes know about this?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)

lol

There is a second 'e' there:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)

This challenge has produced some excellent work

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:23, archived)

Sorry - Q&D with my first cup of tea of the morning.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)

hehe :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)

early morning cockattack!

'NING!!!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:09, archived)

*attacks cock*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:10, archived)

if you get rid of the carriage returns it'll look good regardless of screen size :p

very nice

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:10, archived)

point taken

and corrected

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:11, archived)

Waah!

*hides under desk*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:11, archived)

argh!!

*fires Blunderbuss*
there's too many!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)

it's ok, help me set up this gatling and we'll mow them down like a hot knife through a short grandmother

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:13, archived)

*fumbles*

*drops bullets everywhere*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)

it's every man for himself! run for your lives!

*leaves ivesb to be beset by cocks*

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)

AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)

Ooh!

You lucky, lucky bastard!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:21, archived)

save me!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:23, archived)

Argh!

They're coming after me!
so to speak

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)

o_O

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)

Pfft!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)

oooh

what a lovely wobbly set of willies :)

(

Lynxkitten, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)

mappy map

The technology grew ever more sophisticated; but, something was lost along the way....

(Agent O'Rage is in your base, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:03, archived)

haha!

i hope he doesn't turn right down cat alley!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)

almost there, little mouse!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:10, archived)

Awwww

*click*

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:14, archived)

Faankuuu.

(Agent O'Rage is in your base, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)

corr i bet she shags like a shithouse door in a gale mmmmm

(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:04, archived)

Woo

Get in there, Brum!

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:06, archived)

Needs pack of idiots smiling and waving encouragement.

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:13, archived)

then people doing a dance

while singing - Brum, brum etc..

woo to the pic! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:18, archived)

in the petrol tank?

or up the exhaust?
hahaha!!

'NING MY LOVLIES!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:25, archived)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:00, archived)

what?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:07, archived)

nothing

i thought i was your only lovely =(

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)

your my loveliest.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:09, archived)

hahaha

the title makes this

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:32, archived)

shouldn't it be bangs

rather than shags?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:00, archived)

red handed

hha yeah it should i ballsed up and cba to change :(

(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)

Braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:45, archived)

blimey does he ever shut up? :D

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:53, archived)

haha!

that looks fantastic!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:13, archived)

i always saw Brum as more of an Oscar Wilde character

doing the Omnibus round the back of the factory, that sort of thing...

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:58, archived)

Bangs, shirley?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:00, archived)

that's

what I was going to say!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:02, archived)

you're banging shirley?

what's she like?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)

Alright,

but she has too small a cock.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:18, archived)

is it tiny? some could say 'clitoris sized'?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)

Belt fed machine gun

Is my favourite euphemism...

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:05, archived)

for?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)

shags like a....

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)

What if b3tans were hamsters?

Fur-fags? On my b3ta?

This took me longer than it should have

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:02, archived)

heh.

most of the people on the talk board actually look like this.

..and I'm done for the night.
SLEEP TIGHT, INTERNET

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:03, archived)

In that case

b3ta has a very adorable membership!

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:05, archived)

Cya Hare.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:12, archived)

Haha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:11, archived)

sorry for the toap

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:19, archived)

Always time for toap, ignore the haters.

A badge to ward off any anti-TOAPers in my profile.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:30, archived)

christ, just imagine the state of his lungs

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:55, archived)

Hammie is hardcore

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:58, archived)

won't look so hardcore when he's on chemo :D

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)

BarryHO

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:54, archived)

who is barry ho?

is he a lemur or something?

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:59, archived)

Barry, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:00, archived)

is he a doktor?

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:02, archived)

Every body knows

Barry HO

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:12, archived)

oh.

this barry ho?

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:16, archived)

I've got ho's, in different area codes

Barry is one of them.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:42, archived)

ahhahhahahah!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:44, archived)

hamster pimpin', ashally.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:55, archived)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 8:04, archived)

BarryHO

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:01, archived)

Ho much?

As it looks like a rather cheap buttprostitute.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:05, archived)

primordial soup

(karls, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:19, archived)

thank isis.

now i have something to serve at my primordial soup kitchen.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:20, archived)

I think 'vegan haggis' is a better term for primordial soup.

Also, woo!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:20, archived)

I knew I had...

One of these somewhere...

i43.photobucket.com/albums/e383/DilligafJKT/veghaggis.jpg

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:07, archived)

I'm still struggling to understand.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:16, archived)

frozen haggis on the rug.

will terrify most any bug.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:19, archived)

Woo!

Purdy colours.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:37, archived)

very nice

soothing... sleep now

sleeeeeeeppppppyyy

(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:57, archived)

you'll be back.

'night.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:05, archived)

Squirrel Yoda says:

Do, or do not. There is no try*.

*like England in the RWC final. We all knew it was a try! Gits.

(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:06, archived)

much hummus in you, there is.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:07, archived)

what's a yoda?

is it a lemur or something?

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:08, archived)

probably.

(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:19, archived)

i tried to google it but all that came back was some links to weird porn.

and i don't like seeing such abominations.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:21, archived)

hmmm....

are you sure you didn't type titwank by accident?

(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)

not today, i'm abstaining.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:28, archived)

I just searched for "screaming tofu"

it turns out there's a shitty Japanese indie band who've chosen that for a name..!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:37, archived)

i just saw 15 seconds of them on youtube.

NEED MORE.

oh, after some clicking about on a screaming tofu page i found this, which was well worth it.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:40, archived)

woah.

I did enjoy your youtube favourites on the weekend.. nothing like a spot of cat spanking

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:50, archived)

heh, that one did make me laugh.

i have been negligent in adding to them, but youtube is a place i wander rather than squat in, unlike here and craigslist.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:56, archived)

uh,

the reasons that you searched for 'screaming tofu' are probably best kept to yourself.

(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:41, archived)

I think that in the same way our grandparents used to lecture us about "the lost art of conversation"

we'll lecture our grandkids on "the lost art of typing words into google".

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:44, archived)

I HAVE MY REASONS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:45, archived)

BTW JICYMI

matrixsynth.blogspot.com/2008/01/roller-chester-4-dr-synthesizer-bw-hey.html

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:49, archived)

yeah he's been promoting that pretty heavily on toothpastefordinner

but I hadn't got round to watching any yet.
Cheers!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:54, archived)

His dog is more fun than him.

But they are a laugh.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:01, archived)

www.shopatron.com/product/product_id=APLTofu/398.0.22458.0.0.0.0

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:42, archived)

Removable tofu brain!

Haha, fantastic!

(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:47, archived)

heh, let's have the zombie movie argument again.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:47, archived)

THEY'RE NOT UNDEAD IF IT'S A VIRUS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:50, archived)

OR IF YOU MAKE THEM OUT OF PARTS.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:51, archived)

ALSO, SCIENCE HAS NO PART IN A ZOMBIE MOVIE.

YOU DON'T STAND AROUND TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THE ZOMBIES, YOU EITHER RUN AWAY OR HACK AT THEM WITH A CHAINSAW/FLAMETHROWER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:54, archived)

IF YOU HAVE A GUN, SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:55, archived)

cricket bat.

(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:56, archived)

ZOMBIES DO NOT COOPERATE

NOR WILL ANY CONVERSE WITH FOOD*.

*"Brainz!" is acceptable, but no more than that.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:59, archived)

what if they were translators at the UN before they died/were infected?

zombies like that would probably chat up a storm.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:02, archived)

Only to eachother and in a pan-by.

Evil Dead (etc) uses that kind of thing.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:07, archived)

BUT THEIR NOT ZOMBIES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:10, archived)

Why I went with "kind of thing" there, yes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:11, archived)

a gif image has frames that work.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:13, archived)

IF THEY DON'T, IT'S...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:16, archived)

ahhhahhahahah!

ME AN' OLD DOUBLE BARREL HERE.. BLOW YOUR BUTTS TO KINGDOM COME!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:25, archived)

if i were a zombie i'd talk to people all the time.

i'd post here still, too.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:14, archived)

VIRUS HAGGIS.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:57, archived)

zombie teddies for seriously disturbed furries.

www.shopatron.com/product/part_number=Bear_J/398.0.17692.0.0.0.0

O WAIT THERE ISN'T ANY OTHER KIND.

also, their t-shirt models look like the kind of people whose drinks I spill at gigs

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:47, archived)

Wow, there are some really lame bitches in there.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:54, archived)

I JUST WANNA BE DIFFERENT, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I WANNA BE LIKE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:00, archived)

I LIKE DRESSING THIS WAY BECAUSE PEOPLE NOTICE ME.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:01, archived)

THEY'RE LAUGHING OPENLY AT ME BECAUSE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ME.

also: as a fellow "angry music nerd", I am still reading and much enjoying Dr Thorpe's old columns

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:09, archived)

I've been going over old ones for most of the day, yes.

I hope you've read the 'faking it' series.

www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/how-fake-it.php

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:18, archived)

I am presently crying tears of mirth at the phrase "new band that I'd most like to chop up with a hatchet".

He may be in the U.S. but it reads similar to Zeropunctuation, to me..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:24, archived)

Arf, I have said.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:09, archived)

i filtad.

but the joke is crap so that makes everything all right in the eyes of the many-tentacled overlords.

also: vegan haggis.

edit: i just noticed i left off the last frame. oh well. it showed the guy on the right with an exclamation point above his head, which is obviously crucial to making the joke work.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:39, archived)

oooh. purdy.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:41, archived)

i was trying to make a giraffe using the stained glass filter and got frustrated.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:42, archived)

I assume

this joke is therefore told as a series of tattoos on the giraffe's neck?

(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:11, archived)

i have no idea.

the gimp i had make it is locked in his cage now, so use whatever answer works for you.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:15, archived)

I like how they don't even make excuses for the vegan haggis.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:43, archived)

not that i've ever had it...

...but the basic mix of vegetables + nuts in a broth isn't something i don't eat regularly anyway. most of the cooks i know at some point try to replicate something they've eaten or adapt a dish to their diets.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:48, archived)

I'm not vegi at all, but...

...it has always struck me as odd to create mock versions of meat dishes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:52, archived)

Quite.

I've tried textured vegetable protein sausage, and it's equally as revolting as regular sausage.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:55, archived)

i do like tvp though.

when i make mexican, it can add interesting texture.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:57, archived)

Yeah, this Indian place I go to for lunch sometimes has a soy nugget curry, which is mighty tasty.

but it's not trying to be meat.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:06, archived)

maybe it's just not trying very hard.

failsoy!

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:10, archived)

BE MEAT YOU SHIT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:11, archived)

BEE MEAT!

TASTES... STINGY.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)

I'm a vegetarian

But I see no point in veggie haggis. I tried haggis once, in the pre-veggie days, and it was ok - but I doubt it could be somehow improved by making it out of vegetables.

Sainsbury's own brand meatfree burgers are the best, they barbeque up real nice and don't drip fat all over.

(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)

i make my own buggers.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:18, archived)

how do they taste?

(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:25, archived)

shitty.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:28, archived)

I CAN DO IT, WHY CAN'T YOU?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)

i think it odd, too.

but a lot of omnivores create mock versions of restaurant food (particularly fast food - there are books about it) and versions of cuisine exotic to them, so it can be seen as just part of that pattern.

i know someone who made mock ketchup (not a tomato sauce or chilli sauce, but an attempt at heinz ketchup) a few times.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:56, archived)

I can understand that veggo's like to join in at a barbecue, so I have no real problem with vegetarian sausages as such.

Why anyone would want to take this to such an extreme as to make a can of vegan haggis, I will never know.

HEY GUYS, I JUST CARVED MY STEAK INTO A BUNCH OF LENTILS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:58, archived)

heh. you stop that!

at barbecues i eat beer.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:02, archived)

we had some tofu on the barbie the other weekend.

also, eggplant.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:05, archived)

mmm, i like both.

we had crazy pasts here tonight - anything in the fridge was chopped up and put in the sauce.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:11, archived)

I have a crazy past too, but I'm hoping my future will be crazier.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:12, archived)

oh crap typo crap.

*doesn't ninja*

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)

I can BBQ for Vegs.

Squash, and many others hold well on the grill.
Several soak up sauce and glaze quite nicely too.
Just put their proten on the side and in the afters.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)

AND SPUNK IN THEIR EYE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:06, archived)

Veggies can cater for themselves when I'm cooking.

If someone tells me they won't eat what I've spent all day cooking for them, it's their problem not mine.

I guess that's why I don't throw dinner parties.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)

it's better when meatheads don't cook for us, anyway.

some of the culinary abominations i've been served have no right existing outside of torture chambers.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:30, archived)

*shudders*

IT'S LIKE DINNER WITH MY MOTHER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:32, archived)

i'll type two words which should never have been juxtaposed, but were said to me and then the slab of hell was put on my plate:

JERK TOFU.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:36, archived)

oh no.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:28, archived)

Hand me a knife and we'll see about that!

Predigested haggis? Silly idea. Make the goat eat it first, FFS.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:46, archived)

no wai.

when he has haggis-breath i lose my erection.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:50, archived)

Olde 1e

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:38, archived)

And 15000

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:38, archived)

yeah, that's about the same breakdown as mine.

I CALL IT A JOB WELL DONE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:40, archived)

Congratulations!

Show us yer ankles!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:40, archived)

congrats!

i missed my 15k earlier this month.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:41, archived)

HUZZAH!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:41, archived)

Thx, and to above and all too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:47, archived)

DISCLAIMER: WE'RE NOT REALLY NAZI PAEDOPHILES, IT JUST SEEMS THAT WAY SOMETIMES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:39, archived)

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:57, archived)

shhhh.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:09, archived)

I ONLY GO FOR THE NAZI KIDS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:59, archived)

oh those mad nuns with hope in their souls.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:41, archived)

HURAAAAAH!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:42, archived)

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Kaiser, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:31, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:33, archived)

hahaha

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Kaiser, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:34, archived)

YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS, KAISER.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:34, archived)

erm,

not really

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Kaiser, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:35, archived)

Right, so what you're doing is converting an image via a webpage.

In which case, I feel you're spamming images which is knocking real talent off the 1st page and you've got yourself an ignore. Start doing vectors properly and I may reconsider, but until then you can fuck right off.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:41, archived)

is this a real fight or a mock fight?

i need to know, i'm cataloguing my humans.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:49, archived)

i think it's what happens when you're honest

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Kaiser, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:52, archived)

that's why i never tell the truth.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:03, archived)

*vanishes in a puff of logic*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:07, archived)

poor god.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:19, archived)

You self important

cunt. Ha ha. Ignore me too because that'll get me real upset.

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helmetcream, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:54, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7967749

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:38, archived)

hehehe

: P

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Kaiser, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:40, archived)

'CAUSE I'M SAVIN ALL MY LOVE

FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbkaDcImAvg

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:37, archived)

that's quite some tons of coke ago

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Kaiser, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:39, archived)

my cock is made of glass.

i pissed off a bunch of nazis when i travelled back in time to pee in their brandy. they caught me and were going to torture me by shoving a glass rod up my urethra and smashing my cock with a hammer, but when i took off my pants they saw my dick was made of glass and they were all omgwtfbbq! so i kicked them in the face and ran back to my time machine to escape.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:46, archived)

true story.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:09, archived)

oh yeah.

i never lie.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:12, archived)

you should!

it would be great for your career

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Kaiser, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:16, archived)

i'm heavily into self-sabotage these days.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:22, archived)

TELL THE TRUTH!!!

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Kaiser, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:31, archived)

i am!

www.b3ta.com/board/7967797

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:33, archived)

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Kaiser, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:15, archived)

UP YOURS TOO, YA CRACKHEAD!

didja see my Hitlerkatze yesterday?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:17, archived)

NEIN!

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Kaiser, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:17, archived)

EINEN CHEESEBURGER MIT SENF UND OHNE JUDE, BITTE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:20, archived)

hehe

www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics9/asquire/Hey-Jude.JPG

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Kaiser, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:25, archived)

AAAAAAAAHHHAHHAAH

/laughing WAY too hard at that

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:27, archived)

Lord Wasp Abouta-Dunghill!!!

Twunting shitchugger! Well done, as usual.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:17, archived)

Gaaah!

I was gonna go to bed, but now I must stay and watch for signs of your flesh! :D

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:25, archived)

I did flesh for 10k, not mine. I am not a cruel man, just insane. 3

NSFW
www.b3tards.com/u/7c82098adc87c1f1dee2/asbophoto.jpg
NSFW

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:30, archived)

highly artistic, yes.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:34, archived)

hmm..

is it really NSFW when you can't see the mimsy?

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Kaiser, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:36, archived)

Without text, iffy.

With my text addition, YES! Yes, oh yes...etc. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:49, archived)

Been playing with vectormagic.stanford.edu ? :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:28, archived)

*bingo*

: D

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Kaiser, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:30, archived)

,,,

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:27, archived)

Sad ending

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:31, archived)

poetry.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:31, archived)

OH NOETRY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:04, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:08, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhahhahah.

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:17, archived)

also I just noticed this one, you nutjob.

www.b3ta.com/board/7963943

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:19, archived)

I like the mini fight between the defenceman and his doll.

Wasn't room for "You let him past, Mon!" and "Me? You bastard!"
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:22, archived)

Hahahaha!

Well played! WYH

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:31, archived)

laugh

out loud

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:32, archived)

Gravity

has taken it's toll . . . however . . . I don't believe it is over yet . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:33, archived)

I believe you are correct.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:33, archived)

I'm keeping my ticket stub !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:34, archived)

you may be right

there should be a few more to come if I can be arsed to make them.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:40, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:41, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:42, archived)

Haha

good call.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:40, archived)

Awwww

this is great.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:41, archived)

With a nose that huge

gravity was bound to catch him out sooner or later

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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 4:50, archived)

Poor old Kenneth Williams

Maybe now he can arise on the wings of an angel (or demon) and chase down that dodo and MAKE IT PAY.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:03, archived)

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CARE FOR SOMETHING.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:08, archived)

IT TURNS ON YOU AND YOU HAVE TO KILL IT WITH A HAMMER?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:15, archived)

BOOMSTICK!!!

/Ash blog
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:19, archived)

DAS.. DAS IST MEIN ZAUBERSTOCK!

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL A BOOMSTICK IN FRANCE? UNE BAGUETTE MAGIQUE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:26, archived)

HAhahahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:36, archived)

the translations on the DVD are pretty funny.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:38, archived)

attack of the feather!

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 5:53, archived)

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