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# newsletter subject line compo
get wordy to get heardy
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Web feltch
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Don't you mean "LOL" Zak ? Isn't that your fave word ? :)
Always lolling around with your lols like a big lolly lollipop.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)
# lol-o-rofflepip!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# LLAMA !
waffle !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# B&Q Salez-o-copter
LMAOOOOooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# blee
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
#
moop
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# S'cuse me, I want decking
I want decking

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# hahahah arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# SMACK!
*decks*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# *punches*



lightly on the arm
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# OW!
OWOWOWOWOW! My arm!

*arm falls off*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Haha !
Hey Dave, can you see my profile, I can't ? it seems to have disappeared, I only made one little change :(
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Bindun and better


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)
# By whom I wonder ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# *taps chin*
I zak have Mc no Flimby idea . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# never heard of flim !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Gobs of tit matter
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)
# YOU'RE SHIT AT ART, ANDREW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Your tax return should have been in yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# so should my stepladder...
hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I like this
Its funny because its true

*EDIT I wonder if Beadle had completed his tax return
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# the anal creampie of your inbox
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Short man in coat, hat and beard seen at funeral.
Experts say Beadle could still be about
(Golden_guns247, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# moob wanking your flacid member
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# oh yes..... oh very yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# this deserves some respect
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Giving a big hand to Jeremy Beadle since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# And now we're taking 'em all back
you dieing bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# RABBITS SHALL CONQUER ALL!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# shitting in your cunt to get poofs to fuck you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# i did dun a drawding of that
which appeard in the b3ta book of sick jokes.

link on the front page, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Casper the small-handed ghost.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# It's good but it's not that good because the b3ta image thing is Borked
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I HAVE A WINDMILL IN MY BEARD, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Image Challenges: Discuss
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Wach out Beadles a ghost
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# heh :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# It DRINKS YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!!

(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# lol beadle lol
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# even crack whores think we are seedy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# fingering our own arse while wanking over cbeebies
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# what will baby spice's baby be called?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# a good question
embryo spice?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# too highbrow
but it's the best i can come up with too, that or foetus spice, which is even higher brow and sounds somewhat like seasoning for cannibals
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Pro-Choice Spice
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# pretending to be a dog and sniffing you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# give us yer money
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# AN EVEN-HANDED SOURCE OF HUMOUR
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Bass Guitar for sale - see rob for details
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# A small hand for the late Jeremy Beadle!
Uhh, sorry, best I could do..

Edit: Looks like somebody else had a similar suggestion :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# WHO NEEDS PUNCHLINES?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# We don't need no steeeekin' badges
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# if you're wondering what the bottom of the barrel looks like, look up
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# biro? check. condom? check. sandpaper? check. CHOCKS AWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# YA MUM
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# B3ta: Like pounding your bellend with a sledgehammer.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# just listen for the squashing noise
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# selling a bass guitar: http://snipurl.com/1yqkp
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# As mad as an Air Canada Pilot
Edit

Or saner than an Air Canada Pilot
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# "More tea, Vicar"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# BASS IS FOR GIMPS WITH NO TALENTS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Fuck you.
well you're certainly getting nowt NOW, boyo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# haha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter -
WARNING - May contain news* and letters

*Maybe lies
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# giving it to you doggy style as your arse is prettier than your face
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Newsletter: Hurdling into your gutterlap like a polecat
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# 63% of nuns wear spiked bras and crotchless knickers. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Your mailbox is over it's size limit, please see you system administrator
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# SQUID PLAY A MEAN BASS GUITAR
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# rubbing dog shit on our arseholes and then going to the dogs home naked
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# That was yesterday!

* How did you know
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# OMG PYLONS!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# B3ta: Finding the lowest common denominator since 1942
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# A Beadle in the hand is worth two normal sized hands!

Umm *exits stage left before carried off*
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# coming through your inbox like a bulbous postman
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Crashing ferries into the beach of bad taste
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Is semen meant to be green?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# having a lie in this weekend due to cot death
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Slamming the revolving door of truth
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Fraser has group sex with pylons
'cos he loves them soooo much and thinks everyone should share his fascination with shoving his dick in between their big metal girdery beef curtains and feeling the electricity surging into his sack 'cos he loves PYLONS THAT FUCKING MUCH
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
# From Homer to Virgil to Dante to us -- civilisation's downward spiral to oblivion
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# GAME FOR A DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# "It looks like you're writing a letter!"
/paperclip
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# The b3ta newsletter: more fun than a pokey bum wank
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Watch out, Beadles about - to be set on fire in the Crematorium
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# MARGINALLY LESS STRESSFUL THAN DEALING WITH SOLICITORS
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# we are anoying, we are the british legion, we do not forgive the germans we...erm ...
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# "... On the other hand, it was twice as big".
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# COMPLAINING ABOUT FRASER'S CHALLENGE PICKS SINCE 2001
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# MAN JOINS B3TA; BECOMES INSTANT MEME
full story inside
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)
# 'Jeremy Beadles dying wish...'
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Raining on your republican parade




(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# shooting white rabbits for fun
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# It's one horse race & we're riding Hillary
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Spending your donations on family members salaries
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# "FONDLING CHILDREN SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO"
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Are you amazed at how quick and easy it is to prepare frozen food?
We fucking are.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# ribbed for her pleasure, filled with Beadle jokes for yours
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Further decaying your already rotten moral values since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Undiluted pleasure thrust aggressively into your gaping inbox
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# The mighty arbiter of the link
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# The internet equivalent of pissing on a pylon
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Fully supporting the death penalty for MPs.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# FUCK OFF I'M RICH NEWSLETTER

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# the thick, grey-white discharge oozing from your arse is the first sign you've been buggered too much
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# B3ta: Hiring family members and over paying them out of your donations since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Giving rapists lottery tickets since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Donate now and receive a free golden shower
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# B3ta's about
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# ^ this!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# oh, this^
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# ^ This & That ¬

* should be: "Watch Out - B3ta's About"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# This week: the black hole information paradox is solved; we dissect proust; and we fuck his rotten corpse
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# B3ta: it's like reverse diarrhorea
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# The only way to true happiness.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Waiting patiently until your guard is down before we strike
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# POST A PICTURE OR FUCK OFF NOOB
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# squirrels? with tits, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# SCIENTISTS AGREE: INTERNET IS COCKSHAPED
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# TOUCHED BY THE RIGHT HAND OF JEREMY BEADLE AND THE LEFT HAND OF AMY WINEHOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# It's a
Palindrome Newsletter spunky tits....
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Keeping up to date with the latest news, just to show Tony Blair who's boss.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# "MY OTHER WEBSITE IS A PORSCHE"
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Anonymous Hubbard Lovers welcome here
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Have you ever considered a career in rape?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Is it me, or is the right hand side of that cross smaller than the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# This newsletter fucked your mum and she was shit
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Ouch!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# you loon!
Maybe that's the Zig-a-zig-ah sung about by the Spice Girls.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Zig-a-zag-argh!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# zigged when he shoulda zagged

very cool pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# *clicks*

*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Morning g!
How's it hanging?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# marginally to the right
with blustery squalls expected later.

and a fine good morning to you too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)
# hahaha
z-z-zzap!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Ahem..

Woo tho! :@ )
(fuck me - that one FP'd in 2004. I'm getting old [and so apparently is mongychops]. What was the question? MAAATROOON!!)
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# you did it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I
did.


sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)
# i knew i'd seen it
if in doubt i blame slim
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Oh bugger!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# nay, nay
'tis finely conceptificated, and excellently executified.

As was the fat kid.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)
# NOT FAT! Big boned... damn it!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# sorry
couldn't see the bones under all that
fat.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)
# haha, good but...
slim did it or zak mcfimbly

blyerkit did it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
# My uncle went the same way
*clicks* and wipes away a tear...
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] STOP!...
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha
Anyone know where you can get a transparany gif of him doing this?
I've been looking for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# possibly
let me look, i might have got rid of in during the great computer blow up
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Oo thanky!
I shall credit you for the terrible punniage that shall ensue:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Try here...

HammerTime.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# That's perfect!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# git!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# arrrrrgh!
every bastard time!

arrrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# me too.
bugger
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# WTF
Why I oughta....
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# *spangs with a number 4 spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Darn!
I was going to buy that domain, as well!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# If you
can't find the site.. why not film yourself and use that?

Hints and tips..
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IU-r4IqLL1I
(eight, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)
# And life is better
when you're wearing parachute pants
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# The server at www.transparentgifsofmchammer.co.uk is taking too long to respond.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)
# It would have been good for the crab challenge
me thinks
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer and the rest can go and play...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *touches this*
I managed it! - \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Life is so complicated these days...

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
#

ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
HONK!! HONK!!

We've got a stepladder . . . our real ladder left home!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# did TLH have a ladder with another man?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Yes!
She din't wanna tell me . . . but I rung it out of her!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Ooof!
/winces
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# god, it burns so....
'Nings, Sir Mr The Hat!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Hello!
Wince through the burn . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# sorry to bring it up
i should know when to tread more careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I fucking love you!

edit/ enough to give you Two English Pounds
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# THIS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Arf!
*smokes crack*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# eeee
it's like dear deardrie all over again
i like
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# LIES!
Claire is a silly name for a pylon...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# haha
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# That's silly
and I like it.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# *pinches*
*punches (but not hard)*
*first days of the months*

ningles lully lady, i trust you are well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Hello Thor !
*misses lots*

Work work work ..........
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Hi miss loveliness
I keep getting whisked away from the board by w**k

the swines.

how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Hi hon !
So busy at work, my b3ta life is going down the pan, and I nearly keep getting caught when I do get the chance to post. :(
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# i'm the same
apart from the getting caught part.

/devious swine blog
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# It's just so beautiful.....


How a simple thing can change a whole context :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Tesco Value
American Beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# :o)
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Now I have to watch this again.
GAH I wish I had a VCR, I've got so many good videos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Yuk....
Missus has lots of Videos and they take up sooooooo much room! Buy a PCI-TV card and convert them all to DVD/DIVX = Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Favourite flim of all time...!
...
(iamyounotme I'm a window licking retard, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Tally ho Bobo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I say I say I say
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Jolly good show,
what what
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Horse Riding Chimpanzees!
\o/

It's FRIDAY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# hooray!

edit/
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# ook ook?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Sure, it's not funny. But it is a true story. I overheard this conversation on a bus once.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# NONCE ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# no need to announce your arrival
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# WOOP WOOP
It's the sound of the beast
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# bah, I had 6 minutes to
notice someone else had pissed in my mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# MORNING
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# GLORY
I had morning glory today that lasted for about an hour. And how come those erections are always harder than normal ones?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I am given to understand that it's due to
SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# That'll do for me
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# That's a nice way to announce your arrival

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I have a siren on my car
The police made me fit it. A bit like putting a bell on a cat to stop it eating mice.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Talking of sirens...
I take it your new job isn't being a copper?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# No
I'm still going through the recruitment process with them, just in case the new job doesn't work out.

Have the fitness exam soon, and haven't stopped smoking or started excercising in preperation yet.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Licks

Edit: Likes

Click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Aww !
Hello luvvy !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I think it's funny...
What does that say about me?
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)
# After an extended break, it's the Happy Friday Song!
it's the Happy Friday Song!This one was requested by HRH herself the lully rabbitz!

Sing-a-long-a
Previously

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Yays
It's is rather a lovely morning this morning isn't it:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# It's gorgeous!
I got a big fat Friday feeling today!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# and I thought you were just pleased to see me
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I'll grab a groundhog and throw it out on to Earls Court Road so we get an early Spring.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Hm. I'm in the middle of a snow storm.
Bloody Canada.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Indeed...

* Nice birds

* Needs more squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Irving Berlin couldn't find a rhyme for squirrels


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# He must have been a Cozy Dunt then?

_/\_ HAS TO USE CRAP-HAT AS B3TA IMAGE THING IS STILL BORKED
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# *air guitars*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *water mandolins*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# *sings a long a*
yay!
*skats*
*wipes mess*
\\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I LOVE YOU !!!!!!
x
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# another rabbit based member
hey!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I am not you !
am I ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# no, he doesn't break my lully-o-meter . . .
he doesn't break my lully-o-meter . . .C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# well, it's all in the name
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Go rabbits !
Even though technically I am actually a "Hare"


don't ask, it's too silly for words :)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Is that why you're always
stuck in the plughole?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# yeah, go rabbits!
i think i get your meaning but i'm not too sure EDIT: ^what he said :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# well........
Nearly of my life my nickname has been rabbitz to just about everyone. 2 years ago I married Mr Hare.

Rabbitz Hare

Bloomin' ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# ha ha
yeah that is a bit silly.
my nickname has always been rabbit for some reason. well i was born in the rabbit chinese zodiac sign...
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# 'bitz!
Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# HELLO LUVLY !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *x*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# x back at ya !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# HRH!
\\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# ELLA ELLA ELLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *slaps*
sorry I thought you were singing the umberellar 'song'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Ow, my organs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Phwooar!!
Bluebirds! It looks a bit nippy out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# hee!
They're singing to keep warm

Me I'm warm enough . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# magic.
*plays again
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# hurrah
great fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Oh, that's just lovely
And a beautiful choice of song Rabbitz :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# JEEEEEEEEEEEESS!
\\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# ace as ever sir
*snuggles loads to make for all of them missed*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)
# JOOOOOOD!
\\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Badly Drawn Baldy goes to the shops


Good Morning.

Dreadful pic, I know, but I had to get it out of my system after yesterday's debacle.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# ah
so true
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I don't geddit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# nor
do I after yesterday's debacle
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I missed a debacle? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Tom O'Bedlam request :D
Bedlam

click for bigger

if anyone wants me to gorify them - please gaz me! :D

in other news Amazon sent an e-mail to me on tuesday saying my camera had been dispatched - now they are saying it wont be sent till next thursday!! Gits! :(

Pube brush - update...! rev-jesse-c.deviantart.com/art/short-and-curly-hair-brush-76073045
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Did he request you to shoot him in the face?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# yes
then skull fuck him! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# 7. Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# * with hammers?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Me me me pls :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# woo
gaz me a pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# You do requests? Cor.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# sure do!
especially if they are hi res pics i can use in portfolio :D

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Gooooood morning =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# hurrah :)

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# You alright on this (disturbingly) fine day?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# meh..I'm fair to middlin' :]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# NOT GOOD ENOUGH
But it will do :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# made me smile :D
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I WANT BUBBLES.
o-O woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# and Gooooood morning to you!

* loving the change to you user name!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# it's like a young mr happy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# yay
thats ace!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# YAY!
that's lully
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# :D
Happy Morning to yoo too!
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# happy bubbils !
yays :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# aaawwwww
he looks like a friednly version of The Splund from Trap Door
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# More on a theme...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# it certainly is Spang Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# text on a bread
... :) (spangs btw)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# OH HELLO.
I'M BACK. PLS CALL ME CAPTAIN ORANGE EYES FROM NOW ON, YEH?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Where is your captain?
and why do we have to call it orange eyes?

also ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Hello there, mucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# have they done a surgery on you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# No, but they touched my eyes shit loads.
Put some orange dye in 'em, then dilated them. I look like a freak now. Orange where white should be, and no Iris to be seen. ALSO, needles and eyes, suck. ALSO, they touched my eyes shit tonnes. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Do you look like Homer when...
He ate the insainty chillis?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Yeah, but sexier.
:D Also, have a woo! How rude of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# we need photo's.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Once I've made coffee, and washed orange off my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# no, orange face and all
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# if it's
the same as thr dye i had, it will run into your tear ducts and drain...so if you snort up a big one and spit it out you get fluorescent gob...

\too much information blog
(prostheses, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# eeeewwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# HAHAHA, fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# You are a brave person.
I would have ran away!
& needles...jesus D:
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# The upper crust?
Crumbs! It's a bit early for bread puns I oven't got any prepared! At yeast I don't think so . . . wait! I'm on a roll!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Sorry how rude... Hello Mr Dave :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Yay!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Ow!
That physically hurt!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# OH HELLO THERE.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# wotcha, captain orange eyes!
captain orange eyes!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Oh dear
That took me a while...

*Prepares spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Strangely wehad a seedy loaf gag yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# that'll be the theme...
I think I can only sustain two though...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# That's using your loaf that is.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# :o)
I thought you had a cob on about it...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# He'd butter get over it


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I doughn't think he'll ever baguette
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Warning! Spoiler* (*not really)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# ooh that reminds me..must download lost :D


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# it's a belter!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Goodo
Going to have to watch the last two or three from the last series first I think for fear of being completely, well, lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# is it out yet?
im really looking forward to it
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# new season started last night in 'merca


and sunday on sky..but I can't see that anymore because they are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Steady on!
Sky may be cunts but at least they're utter cunts . . .

*checks sentence*

Yep! Thass right . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I am on the verge of bringing Sky down to a grovelling apology
possibly going to the press and kicking up a massive fuss over their current underhanded business dealings.

It's trifling matter, but utterly Karically wrong and making them (I assume) millions
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# How foresighted of you:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7213571.stm

FLEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# it must be destroyed off of the face of the earth!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# from orbit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# hell yes!
"its the only way to be sure"
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# It's the only way to be sure
of mindpissage
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Rarrr!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# he's holding a pylon, compo it :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# ding ding ding

(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
#

'o'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# TECHO TECHO TECHO TECHO
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# TACHO TACHO TACHO TACHO
*drives lorry*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# TACO TACO TACO TACO
*works for Old El Paso*
(beemoh, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# *TYCHO TYCHO TYCHO TYCHO*
/Astronomer's blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# he had a brass nose, you know
nings Grunty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# No i didn't know that!
how did he smell?
(Nefarious Moose went back into lurk mode at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# like his dog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# TESCO TESCO TESCO TESCO
Stacks shelves
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)
# WACO WACO WACO WACO
*grabs gun*


Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# :)
you snooze, you lose, honeybun
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Aye, because the first time I was on autopilot
and put WANK WANK WANK WANK
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Arf!
:D

You alright, my lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:55, archived)
# It's FRIIIIIDAAAAAY!
So I'm bonza. PLUS my best mate, fuzzy faced lovely that he is, is DJing tonight so it's going to be a right laugh.

Yourself, my dear?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Stuff! Things! Mullarky!
All this ^ and it's Friday!

Yay!

\o/

Edit: haven't forgotten about your lovely pic, btw. Shall complete over weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)
# AND I've got more money than I thought
so I may treat myself to a box set.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Of Owls?
I've always wanted a box set of Owls.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
# or a bowl set of oxes
hmm, I've just confused myself
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Box Set of Oxo, you say?
*nips off to look for Oxo cubed pic*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Not of owls, for they is NOISY
and they'll try and eat my lizard daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Not these sort of Owls...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# WACOM WACOM WACOM WACOM
*grabs pen*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)
# first *LOL* of the day...
cheers, Mighty N!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# VIACOM VIACOM VIACOM VIACOM
*releases some 80s entertainment*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# VIADUCT VIADUCT VIADUCT VIADUCT
*carries steam engines through scenic North Yorkshire on the Settle to Carlisle*
(Nefarious Moose went back into lurk mode at, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# KORESH KORESH KORESH KORESH
Note to self. No one gets that gag.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# No, s'ok
With you - David, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Yes it was.
*shoots everybody*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# pfffft
needs more wank monkey
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# doesn't eveything?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# haha
good one...one of the finest sights, seeing him showered with bottles of piss at reading.
(prostheses, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# wank monkey ....
Our friend :)
If i set up a wank monkey club, people might get the wrong idea ...

i'm a member at the wank monkey club ...
*Forgets idea*
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# DING DONG TECHNO TECHNO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# If I had the time and the money for such a folly....
I'd like to glaze my greenhouse in stained glass.






**Edit.. *Stained glass will not feature any religious nonsense.

Maybe plants and veg and a discreet cdc
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Oh I'm calling today Spanging Friday!
*double spangs for folly gag*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# what a splendid idea.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Sit in there and stage a dirty protest
Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Morning sexypance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Hello :)
Will be gone in 2 minutes, so make the most of me, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Ulp!
*frantically starts grabbing every available bit of Dixypoos*

Are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
# meh, not too bad.
How's yourself?

edit: gone! *ping!* Seeya later x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# ;-) x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# what a fantastic idea
the simplest ones are the best

*invents underwear made out of gravy*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Does Lakeland sell those as well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# yes i've got 12
lovely with chips
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Oh that sounds like a lovely idea.
You should do it as a little weekend project.

I LOVE stained glass. I'm going to be having our (original victorian) patio door glass replaced with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# pricey.......
So...

I need to learn how to make stained glass or magic up an awful lot of money to buy some :(

Maybe if I call it "Garden Art" I can get a grant?
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Get a roll of that leading stuff and some glass paints
and do it over a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Oooh that's a good idea....
Now googling to look at glass paints... and lead

This could turn into a long term project,
I just hope that bloody Kevin McCloud doesn't turn up.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Exactly- like another man's kit car
you have your lovely art project.

I really think you should do this- long projects are mega rewarding and I think it'll look absolutely brilliant. I'm dead jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)
# heh
I watched that Grand Designs the other night, with that bloke who made his house look like a 60s school canteen

twat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)
# ?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
# this
www.channel4.com/4homes/ontv/grand-designs/houses/B/Bristol-White-Cube-House.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# bloody awful
That is the sum of my architectural knowledge/
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# mine got destroyed by the wind yesterday
maybe leaded panes would make it more resilient?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Worth a shot.
Does it have to be glass? Surely perspex or 10mm clear polystyrene'd be better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# bugger, not nice :(
they've closed off the entire main high street in the next town from me becasue about 4-5 slates fell off a roof yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)
# It's windy down here, but not too bad.
Are you two N/S/E/W?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)
# North Norfolk for me
right on the coast
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# So up and east from me.
Norfolk's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:55, archived)
# you lot must be getting hit with the weather we've just had over the week :/

the wind was bloomin' scary
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)
# It was windier yesterday than it was today here
It's been fairly boring. I want some snow. SCOTTISHES GIVE ME YOUR SNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Argh no and they're a bastard to re-glaze
I haven't been down to my allotment since last week, fingers crossed it's still standing
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# My missus...
...would be able to help you there. She's great at stained glass. :)
(hotrodzombie, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# is it pricey?
I spose as I already have the glass I could just buy the paints?
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:24, archived)
# it's the year of twat!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I can see he's fat, but why is he a twat?
edit: er, I think it's a he.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Because
He didn't seem to grasp the link between piling 20,000 calories a day into his gaping food hole and the possibility this may lead to weight gain.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I don't understand why this should make him a twat?
He's possibly an idiot, a buffoon, a fool, but that's his business.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Maybe he's happy on the inside
There's enough room for him to be doing cartwheels
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Cartwheels in a monster truck
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# It's part of lifes cruel tapestry that he's too big to go on the front page...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# * Why am I looking at a picture of your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# now you are
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Looks like a typical night out in Dublin to me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# and here's your mum
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Is that...
Goth woman on the left (as you look at the picture)?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Justin Hawkins isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# * Steven brother?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# where does he get his shirts?
what size is that one?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Barnum & Bailey XXXL
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Oh that's proper good that is
Top hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# hahahaha
splendid, most WOO!some.

*attaches lamb to base*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)
# greht one
thats a greeeeht one
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Hehehe
morning sah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# heheheheh
LRON BLEACH

is that like L Ron Hubbard?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Or Elrond Agent Smith Priscilla Weaving
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Look at that forehead.
That's a MANS forehead, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# science teacher
cant remember his name, looks like a mixture between him and ian beale
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You got me there you little tinker...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Heheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Quallitie...

UNLIKE MY SMELLING?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# hahaha
good hummus sir
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# haha!~
'ning!
I've got a Plain Lazy tshirt and the washing instructions say: 'Give your washing to your Mum'.

*Cough*wrestling*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# *sits on front porch*
'Tallula! Get me my mah best spangin' pan. We eat good tonight!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# hehehehe, ace stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Beware the bunnies at night
'ning!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)
# haha superb!
click, also 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)
# ^ That


EDIT: b3ta image thingy is borked again?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)
# seems so
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# * copies

* this will save me loads of time making images that don't show, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Don't worry, I'll just wait five minutes until it dies of old age

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)
# He's moving backwards and forwards through time.
You do know that the moon and sun don't just bounce up and down, right?

Or is it different in the Nether regions?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
# You're talking about something like Groundhog day
When the sun comes up a second time, it's called a new day, even if it's the same sun that rises. You can't go backwards in time.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# HERECY!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I don't like it any more than you do
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Did someone mention Groundhog Day?
Groundhog Day

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# it's tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# It was tomorrow
and will be yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# but vampire bunnies are ever living
like mumm ra!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
# there's a doctor in my surgery
called Dr Mumra

I may call him for an embalming appointment
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
# ha ha
yes beware the bunnies



(damn, image hosting is keffed)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)
# That is superb.
I am going to pimp my efforts from last night as well:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)
# I'm a forgetful bitch.
I only realised what I'd forgotten this morning.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Don't be so hard on yourself.
You aren't that forgetful, you bitch.

All good?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# :D
Oh yes, thank you- it's Friday so my face is as the above. Regardless of how many people's jobs I have to do (my assistant's on a little holiday). Yourself? How's the manlets?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)
# I am in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I am in mine as well.
There's more clothes than just the pants, but it's safe to say it's too cold for going commando.

I edited that there post above- hows your life and manlets?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I have one on my lap and another is upstairs trying to find pens.
The eldest is at school and Jim's off for some blood letting.

I shall go to work upon her return.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# That sounds lovely.
*waves at lapmanlet*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Cor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Seeing as how we're pimping last night's scraps
Have what looks regretible like a Johnny 5 pylon

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Lovely
Ning all
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
# This is Woo
ning & bye

must run
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# This is woo
Yay for sinister were-rabbits!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# bunnies at night?
kittens?

skateboarding?



:)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# awww i still love this pic
*hugs the bunny*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# thank you
i actually like it too, even with the poor bunny's clubbed left foot :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# yay eek yay eek yay eek yay eek
*clickie*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
# awwww
AAAAAAAH!
Awwwwwww
AAAAAAAA!

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Good morning the board

Nothing's quite so soothing for a hoverpanda as swooshing along an empty highway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:02, archived)
# His tail's worrying me
you are bloody good at these though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:03, archived)
# I thought that was a hooooj panda pile!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)
# A panda with a distressing tail? Never!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Mrs Panda's been watching Wicked City, I see...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)
# that's no moon
edit - how rude, woo and click to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)
# I said that about manwife's bum last night.
And then realised that, not only was that an odd thing to say when your partner's getting into bed, but I was also wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Was it made of cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# I should hope not.
MANFLESH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# 'ningles
and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)
# oo this is hypnotic
ning mr medi
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# 'ning
The moment I posted this, Lou Reeds' Metal Machine Music started in. The music combined with the image is freaking me out now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)
# no wonder they're endangered
speed kills and so does stopping very suddenly.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:07, archived)
# with the judicious application of goats this issue may be brought to a satisfactory resolution
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# are we talking pandas or rats here
while i can see the advantages of using goats as airbags to bring a panda to a more controlled halt, i'm not sure how they will help me in ridding myself of my infestation, unless of course they can play the flute.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# No, no, no. Lack of goats means you can go faster
Everybody knows that.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Aaaahhhh
an early mornind delight!

Ning board
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:07, archived)
# How could I leave without wooing this?
WOO!
nicely sir

right, I really am gone now
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Yay
this appears to be woo, Sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)
# \0/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
# i have dreams i can do that
Funnily enough I get so little sleep these days I got such black rings round my eyes I look like a panda now

*clicks sleepily*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)

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