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BIGGER YOU CUNTS

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

4dam!

(You repeated one)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

LIES!!!!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

SEXY NUNS!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

Ear catara...

Oh.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

Hahahaha!

Heresy! But funny heresy :)

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Weetobix, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

2 and 5 is SAYME

also, *yiff*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

*yiffs you right up*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

you yiffing bastard.

*yiffs in the face*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

*ties you up*

*yiffs again*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

When Yiff finds out about this

he's going to yiff you in the yiffing yiffer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

*yiffs without invitation*

*dresses as a tiger and proffers rear end in a highly disturbing fashion*
Who love kitty?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

Yiffs!

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Weetobix, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

Awwwwww

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

ok cat owners

where's the best place to have a cat whilst typing? Mine always wants to sit on the keyboard and i can't convince her that anywhere else is better

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)

Oh god....

.....
.....
ontheendofmycock
.....
THERE! I FUCKING SAID IT

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

s'alright

she's sat on the missus' jacket licking her arse now. THanks for the tip tho.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)

LIES!!!!!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

Like the little baby penis in your coat pocket

you have too little hair to be attempting this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

I have loads of hair

I steal it from the hairdressers and rub it in my cock

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

I had my hair cut recently.

She asked me if I wanted to keep it.

Funnily enough, no. If I wanted it, I wouldn't have asked her to cut it off. I'm not my own daughter having her first hair cut, am I?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

it's been 16 months since my last hair cut

17 since my last shave....

*hordes cardboard box*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

Ooooh show me beard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

i'm most proud of my handle bar tasche!

i wanna be a kung-fu master

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

Fucking A

I must see this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)

the last one is a repost

from the same post! That's impressive!

top work

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

LIES!!!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

hahaha

I hadn't seen the one you replaced it with before.

it's like life imitates art or some fucking shite.

Bet you can't make spider and scorpion funny though...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

Fucking Billy Connoly couldn't make Spider and Scorpion funny

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

that's not the fault of S+S though, is it?

I used to think Billy was very very funny.
Watched some last night and just felt a bit sad. :(

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)

spider and scorpion is ALWAYS funny.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

Also: would the lazy b3tans that haven't already joined my lovely photo site please do so. I haven't got all year you know. *taps foot impatiently*

It's at www.chortleberry.com (as if you didn't know).

*tuts*

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

i did!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

Hurray for you!

Here's a merit: *

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

HAHAHAHA

awww... so cruel :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

I remember these the first time

now it all seems so pointless

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

Pfffttt..

Yey to "Duck Tape"

someone is not going to be happy

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

Bwahahaha!!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

I am laughing at this image.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

i've seen the source of it

it's a sight that may haunt me for many of my days

the expression on that face still makes me laugh

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boris the spider, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

woah nelly

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

Hello!!

Good to see you back

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

you're fired!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

LOL

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

go get yer fringe done

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

I LOVE BOTH THESE B3TANS

I AM HAPPY TO SEE THEM POSTING

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha

*breaths*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

YOU!

AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
*covers you in your own poo and dances erotically on your spleen dressed as a GHOST*

Edit: *dances erotically on your TUMMY dressed as a SPLEEN*

Edit: *starfish*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

jesus christ so it is!

*happybirthdays*

Now where's my cakes! CAYKES!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

here

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

happy b3taday!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)

Top broams!

edit: oh, and happy b3ta-join-anniversary (as if you cared).

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

Top broampops in return!

I am as we speak dancing around enthusiastically singing birthday songs

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The Neville What what what, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

happy b3ta-day to everyone's favorite b3tan

you know the sun shines out of your arse don't you?

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)

happy b3taday!

THE FACE OF STEEL! :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)

ah! i knew there was a reason i'd come back

HAPPY B3TADAY!!!!!!!!!!!

*smooches*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

hahaha

Happy b3taday

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

slappy p3taday

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

congrats!

also: that's the best image ever

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)

i think this is wrong, how can you take another b3tan art and make fun off it

i mean how must jj feel to see his masterpieces derided in this way, where are the mods, this is not funny

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

I just think that they're not as funny as before . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

but I do this all the time

on the other hand.
I am a cunt.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

TOP CUNT

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

AND YOU ARE THE

SEXY CUNT!
I love you mate

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)

...

you're not being serious, are you?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

copyright it

LOL

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

this falls well within the boundaries of GOOD and FUNNY

but thankfully falls outside the boundary marked IAN BEALE

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

hahahahaha

yes!

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Mousing, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

hahahahahaha

fucking hahahha

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

hahahahahahaha

aceness!

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

hahahaha

this...I like :)

not to say I don't think JJs seemingly endless array of sexy animals and humourous cartoons aren't some of the most technically superb pieces of work posted on this board...in fact i think I only find this so funny because his work is now so established that it warrants parody...

above complainers - this isn't harsh, this is a compliment of the highest form! chillsies!

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)

Any excuse...

Click for yiff

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)

SKUG!!!!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

HELLO!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

So wrong...

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

You'd think Jack didn't get the hint (Squirrels with tits).
Mind you, the third one was the best.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)

FUCK YES

I love you.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:01, archived)

Hooray for the Lord! He's just so cool. Yeah!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

pffft....

I loled a bit too much at that

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

what's the point in going then!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

Sweets for the kids, free child care for the parents.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

*giggle*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

NEVER on a Sunday!

Some things are sacred.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

hahaha!!

they look all the trust worthy!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

Lolpriests?

That's just going too far.

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

but but.. they have their child raping faces on!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

'scuse teh sans

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

heeheehee!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

hahahaha

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

hahahaha

ace

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mugatu, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

:D You've got Purple Haze in my head now.

That's good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

You hum it

I'll smoke it:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

you smoke it

I'll turn it into a hamster.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

I demand we swap roles.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

rolls a fat one :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

purple

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

I miss my horse. One day, when I have some spare dollar and enough to afford stable fees, I shall have another one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

I believe the line

was all in my brain, not head

(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

You ever heard

The Cure's version of thast... its shit

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

I think I have

but for the life of me I can't remember it. Which is apparently a good thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

I only seem to be coming here to ask questions at the moment, sorry.

Can anyone give me an immediate example or three of a respectable page that uses JavaScript and CSS to expand a hidden div?

I am looking for content which is in the source, but which is hidden and then displayed when the link is clicked - maybe some FAQs or something?

The way that isohunt works, but respectable?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

I like mars bars.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

I do too.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

Sorry, that was me expanding my hidden div.

I'd love to help, but I really can't understand a word you were on about :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

I don't

they're too sweet.

I like Double Deckers. And Twixes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

ooooo

double deckers...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

boost boost

cadbury's boost!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

Oooh boosts are good

but only in the morning. It's nice when they're really REALLY cold.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

What happened to coconut Boosts?

They were amazing...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

I never had one :-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

Is twixes the proper plural of twix?

I shall applie for a large research grant to find out...

BTW who fucked up the Yorkie bar?
Use to be good solid hard chocolate now it's soft..

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)

I had one for breakfast today

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

hazzel o'connor?

in 1980, her performance as Kate in Breaking Glass won O'Connor the Variety Club of Great Britain Award for 'Best Film Actor' and BAFTA nominations for 'Best Newcomer'

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

hahaha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

hehe :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

For some reason, I thought that was going to be...

Layla by Clapton?
That goes "WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, pause WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH"

Still attached but I now have a small cock (doesn't take up as much room).

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

Layla's more 'diddle doodee diddle DAAAH'

DEE DAAAH DOOO DEE DAAAH

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

Not the way I play it!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

Hahahahahaaaa!

Nice one.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

and the wind cried

patty

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

amazingly

bin dun

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

genius

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)

Sorry for the new thread but I need to get things orginised as it's fast turning into a very big event

I have updated the calendar

If anyone needs any info, travel advice gaz me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

I'm planning to visit Malawi

What innoculations do I need?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

Malaria and Yellow Fever

Be sure to visit Lake Malawi as it is quite beautiful.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

This is true

I just found out a friend from school died from Malaria in Africa

kinda shook me up a bit

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

That's not good:(

Let us know if you find out if you'll be in England or not for the bash.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

he'll be up to his nuts in asian ladyboys

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

Ah! Standard B3ta response No 12!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

none, just fuck a baby before you leave again and illness begone

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

Can we come for brekkie

if we don't stay over?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

hamtoucher

www.b3ta.com/calendar/

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

I want to touch your ham

and by ham i mean penis and by touch i mean put in my bottom

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

I'm never going to the supermaket with you EVER

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

I ride the trolleys around

and put things in other peoples baskets and generally act like a child.

And I start conversations with people who walk by over what they're buying.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

haha feel free

like ham, it smells like farts when you open it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

You've literally just made me feel a bit ill.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

i hope this poxy hospital sorts my money out in time.

i'll be gutted if we can't make it.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

Can you give me the location

of all the cashpoints in London.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

Yes I can

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

Bloody Hellfire

Hats off to you then!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

Didn't say I would though :)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

ordered alphabetically by location and also by company

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

Just look for tramps

there's usually one above their sleeping bag

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

Remeber to tip only official London tramps

You can recognise them as they have a dog on a string.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

you are remembering that

no more than 50% of sign-ups turn up?

Hopefully everyone who's asked you for a bed will be good to their word though!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

Yup

Also ther is two months to go so it's quite possible that over 50 people will be ther.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

On the basis of what Wasp Box has just said

maybe I should sign up even though I have no idea whether I can make it (I'm starting a new job soon.)

Would you like the numbers massaged?

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

I normally have to pay for that:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

Oooh

Matron....

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

well, that's pretty much what I've done

although I normally make London bashes, this is too far away to be sure yet.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

there will be 12 people with faces like thunder talking about pictures from /board all night

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

And then I'll turn up and it'll go like Hostel.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

What? The band?

Surely not?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

will two of them have their cocks out

again?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

I'm planning on trying to get a round of "cock doorbell" going.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)

*perks up*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

i miss robtoo

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

i'm good for my word.

my chosen word today is unreliable.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

let's recreate the last one

and spend two hours in the same pub without realising...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

splendid idea

or different pubs and make a night of it

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

for fuck sake...yes we know you have a fucking london bash

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

YOU SHOULD COME

SO I CAN BUM YOU AND YOU'LL LIKE IT.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

arf! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

I'm still waiting for the BBC coverage of this important event.

*waits*

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

I think Setanta have the rights

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

we'll miss half the action

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

A tenner a month

to watch Bolton v Reading and B3ta bashes.

I think not

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

next train to london from bexleyheath

no changes please

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

SOrry

That's your fault for Living in Bexley Heath!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

thank god for trainline, your rubbish at this train info stuff

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

Well obviously you'll have to get the DLR into how, then the district line to Earls Court.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

witht he number of us going

we should stage some kind of protest or something on the same day. something mental, maybe in an improv everywhere style?

My suggestion is to go down to the houses of parliament and try to find a live news report being filmed and do a mass mooney on camera. Possibly have B3TA written accross a handfull of buttocks?

...pffft...handfull of buttocks...

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

Yes

Protest for Apathy!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

or we could parody 4chan

all get guy fawkes masks and stage a particularly misinformed anti scientology protest outside the science museum. Have posters saying "down with science" and "L.Ron is my bitch"

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)

I almost certainly have an exam for my DEGREE

at the UNIVERSITY OF CAMBRIDGE on that day, and possibly the day after. So I will not be coming :)

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

I'M COMING!

I'M COMING!
I'M COMING!
I'M COMING!
I'M COMING!
I'M COMING!
I'M COMING!

THIS IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME!!!!!!!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

Yeah

I feel sorry for the cleaner on the Sunday. He'll have 24 beds to make:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

*hands hexachordal a bucket*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

I'm bringing dead insects.

And quiche.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

i'll see you that and raise you

dead orphans and heroine

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

there really was no need for this

sorry, but it's true. That's why we have the calendar section

/and as said yesterday, allowing for the usual third who will eventually have to cry off, its still only around 34-35 people.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

it's more like half at london bashes.

also, I agree with the unneccessariness of this.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

i rember one where about 6 people turned up

that was one of the good ones

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

when one table in the corner of the Imperial

was more than enough!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

sadly, I've never been to a london bash,

always wanted to get to one.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

there is no need for most things on here tho

can't polish a turd

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

Well I'm just trying to get things organised.

You try having 24 house guests all turning upon the same day! The plan was to do one new post now after I'd tidied up the calendar entry and then another one the day before.
Now often do I needless put things in new threads?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

it could still have gone in an existing thread.

and most of those who are already signed up will check the calendar page for updates anyway.

/just saying, nowt personal :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

I'd say this was the 4th time

b3ta.com/board/8145151
b3ta.com/board/8141825
b3ta.com/board/8137202

and yes it does look uber good

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

Erm 1 is this post

2 and 3 are existing posts but I did find this one

b3ta.com/board/8147340

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

YOUR JUST JEALOUS COS YOU CANT COME!!!!!

JEALOUS! JEALOUS!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

I possibly can come to this

but I won't know for sure until nearer the time.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

*glees*

I still owe you a beer:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

fingers crossed

there are some smashing people signed up for it :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

aww, you're too kind ^_^

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

I have an awesome idea for a picture

but am at work and can't do it.
I am in hell

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

Draw it on paper and snap it with your phone.

2. Profit

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

Yeah but it's Friday

Almost pub o'clock!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

A LONDON BASH?!?!?!?!?!!! FIRST I'VE HEARD...!1

Next thing you will be telling us that Zoo / Nuts steal pics from b3ta!!1oneone!!1

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mugatu, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)

I believe that the pre-bash barbeque will be relying on meat taken from the whale in the thames.

John Peel is the DJ for the function room bash as well

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

THEN I'M THERE*

* Not there

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mugatu, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

omg princess diana

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

jeremy beadle lol

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mugatu, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

Bugger

I wish this was in Sydney.
Make sure you all have a beer for me!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

Well you should have turned upto the bash I did there in 2004:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

I missed it!!!

Where did you have it?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

Bottom of Oxford Street

I forget the place's name (which is terrible as it was my local):P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

Can I smoke a jamaican drugs style reefer doobie

in your shitty courtyard?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

yes yes you can

It is the natural order of things

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)

YES

*click*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

a steaming swan?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

He eat it...

...and then squeezed it out of his arse.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)

COCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKOCKCOKKCOCKOKCOCOKCKCKCOKCOCKOKCOCKCOKCOCKCOCKCOCKOCKOCckokcockovcovckvckcobiboicvbjcivbjivbcvbkjfdnjrnjknkkjh

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)

in the traditional country style

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

If only this could really happen.

Ciggy time!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

MUCH
WIN

You know I started awesome-o-pard because I wanted to create a cross between spider and scorpion and shithouse? Well I did. There.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

I love awesome-o-pard.

I really, really want a knitted one. I'm going to have to relearn how to knit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

If you make one knitted one

I will personally take him to a company that makes such things and get them manufactured.

cause I want one too.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

I might be able to make one out of fabric.

That'd be easier.

But I'd prefer knitted, which is an arse as I can't remember how.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

I shall look into such things.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

AFTER I DO A NEW EPISODE!!!!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)

your moldy peaches sig pleases me

but I have that thing of a band I liked for ages has now been in a popular film so loads of people keep mentioning it and I have a massive urge to scream "I liked them before" even though it's meaningless and I should just be happy that people are experiencing music I like and such.

P.s. what's the awesome-o-pard? I have a hankering for a knowing.

P.p.s. 'Ningles folks.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

haha, for some reason that post made you sound mentally ill.

helloes. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

I feel mentally ill.

New lady-bird is going on holiday for a week and I've forgotten how to masturbate :(

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

*helps*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

*ills*

D4 damage with the ill behaviour

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

I know, right? I experience the very same thing.

And Tales of the awesome-o-pard is my webcomic!

here: www.tommilsom.com/comics/awesomeopard/001.html

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

I have reached episode 4

and am glee'd

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

hahahahahaha!

*coughing fit

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

hahaha

so skillful...

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

hahahaha!!

i porbably missed how, but how did you make these rangers laugh?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

300 of them gathered around 25 computers while waiting to head home from a tour of Iraq.

One of them knew of Sequential Art and told the others about it.
Apparently they all found it funny.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

ahh!

cool!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

awesome :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

read the best

*stampy feet noise*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

so you'd rather please them than us!?

Pah!

C];0)
GO YOU!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

They emailed me!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

\o/

'lol it looks like a cunt underneath'
is my fave :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

farm2.static.flickr.com/1023/556628228_57eceabdc9_o.gif

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)

COWTITS!

*hurrays*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

yay!

hello aggy!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

*bums*

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mugatu, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

*enjoys*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

Hahahahaha!

I wanna watch the origami channel . . . but it's paper view!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

HA!

Have you heard all these new paper view channels mean that terrestrial TV is having to fold? :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

Et tu hexachordal?

SPANG

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)

Nah!

dREAM on!

Still someone has to P-A4 it.
PARP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

SPANG

SPANG
SPANG
SPANG

You are a sillydaft :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

nnnngggg

which reminds me...must get a shiny new frying pan

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

I was thinking of going on holiday to Jersey this year...

..but had second thoughts...I didn't want the kids under my feet

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

hahaha :)

how did you make the US Army 75th Ranger Regiment laugh?

adds answer to secret world domination plans

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

Pffft!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

That

is one hell of a talent.

These rock. Do you still do Spider and Scorpion by the way? (The similar style reminded me.)

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

Yep.

But Sh*thouse is less......abstract.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)

Japanese Paper Folders?

I shit 'em!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

hehehee

Tha's ace!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

YES! YES!

This is DELICIOUS!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

Suitably random

and rather amusing.

have a click

(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

he certainly does!

i can only manage water bombs and throwing stars
:(

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

I love these guys!

Esp when cats are involved! :D

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..wil, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

OMGHAHAHAHA

I love it!

I think the last frame needs to be the battle cry of some new superhero! Preferably with Samuel L Jackson's voice.

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

You do people voodoo people local people

CFB/Clarificated version

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

He looks like a colourful chap.

But that font is unreadable. My eyes they do nothing.
Edit: Ta for the CFB

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

I was gonna say the same about the font...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)

Hence the clarificated version you can receive upon clickification.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

still not exactly readable....

what's wrong wiv comic sans?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

Everything is wrong with Comic Sans.

It should be killed!

EDIT: Or at the very least Microsoft should delete that font in its next update.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)

It would cause the suicides of a million bovine cubiclettes

who call themselves 'zany'.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

reminds me

I just had to design something 'funky and fun' for work.

Then I had to redesign cos it didn't fit in with corporate branding...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

Hahahahaha

"Having the wrong type of fun"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

Alright, alright...!

Edited for hard of hearing.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

What was that?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

Yes it does, doesn't it!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)

The voodoo who do what you don't dare do people!

random QI fact:
Voodoo dolls were never used for evil
it was all a dirty lie spread by the church,

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

the church spreading lies?

say it ain't so

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)

I'm currently reading GOD BOLLOCKS by that Dick Dawson chap.

He makes all kinds of outrageous allegations. Ban this sick filth!

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

I blame Dan Brown for truth-speaking

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

hahaha!

that's weird. i like it.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)

dont listen to the hethens!

"morning has broken, like the first mor.....

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

does Happy Toast still frequent these boards?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

yup

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

yes!

I was being looked down upon by him for not being here as long as he has just yesterday!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

I've tried reading this reply

I just don't understand it :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

It's like text vomit.

I like it.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)

hahaha

A diagram for the hard of thinking:

Me: I am saying something, and have been here for two years.

Happytoast: I have been here for A GAZILLION years. I AM BETTER THAN YEW!

Me: :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

There are 70 virgins in heaven waiting for you

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

virgins fuck like woodplanks

they don't move, and when they do, it hurts (them)

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

If voodoo and acupuncture really worked

then you would never need to go to an acupunturist's office again.

Just call them up and get them to apply the needles to a voodoo doll.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

HAHA

I'd never thought of that until now. Yay for virtual acupuncture!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

virpunctualure ?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)

put me down for some of that

my bloody neck is killing me this morning.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

What did you do to it last night?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

don't know i was asleep.

but i won't be doing it again.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)

did you forget to string garlic around your neck?

you rpolly got draculad (it's a word) if so.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

in reply to your reply down there

i am fine thanks, still lookign for a new job, but all good apart from that.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)

in other quite interesting, but not actual QI news

I found out yesterday that the majority of male birds dont have penises! The have a little opening with which they simply just touch on the female's genitalia in order to impregnate her. Kind of like an insemination oyster card.

however many ostriches and ducks have penises; many ducks specifically having penises over 4 times the length of their whole body! These are long and coiled and look a bit like intestines :S But still, 4 times the length of your body? Cor blimey!

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

er ning!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

kittey tiem! (not by me!)

www.metacafe.com/watch/1141204/simons_cat_let_me_in/

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

thats brilliant!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

this is lovely, lovely, lovely :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

Well then, I've links boarded it now.

Glad you liked, it cheered me up this morning. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

Did you make it?

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)

Oof, hell no - sorry, I thought that was obvious by dint of it being ace. :D

I have, however, begun work on an animated version of 'me & him'. FACT!

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

*swoons*

this is wonderful news sir, let us elope!

super-gleeeeeee!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

That's fucking amazing...

just... YES.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

hurray!

and 'ning :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

Hehehe

& 'ning!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

chameleon kitty!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)

What a cute little fella.

Woo

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

CLIK 4 BIGGAR...........

Click for bigger (114KB)

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

hahaha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

"Well, I'm a man, yes I am, and I can't help but love you so"

that ad's so funny.
saw it a couple of time before i realised the dog was still singing inside the shop but very quietly.

how bad was that goalie last night?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

it's the mumbled singing that cracks me up :D

I've seen loads of dogs like that..now I know what they're up to!! haha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9beQh1yH5uU

Yea what the fuck was that last night..the German keeper was a fucking clown!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)

i saw this for the first time last night

brilliant.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

haha

edit: ha :)

/being like prodigy blog

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

bless! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

Ha ha

so true!
*cleeks*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)

'ello m'lovely

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

ap'str'ph''?'

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

y'es

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

'lo Mink

*squeeeezes*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

*is squeezed*

*squeezes back*

how's tricks?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

Not bad luv

*pulls rabbit from hat*

Huzzah for Friday and all that :) How's life in the mink lair?

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

i look nothing like charlie brown!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)

Nor me...

this image in my attached to my F5 key

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

\o/

F5 tourettes!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

that reminds me of someone...

/very nice :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

Hahaha

What name does he use then?

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

Woo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

yes

yes indeed!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

sigh

slightly more readable

variations on a theme

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

The chap who created Dan Dare used to live round the corner from me
100% of fact

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

Pffft

It's a fit up guv!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

woo! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

I must still be drunk from last night

because i was certain that Mekon was bobbing up and down.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

arf! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

heh :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

bhahahah!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

i love you

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

more lully :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

hehehe1

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

hahaha!!!

excellent!
i love these.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

Rolf Cat

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Joliet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)

This contains cats and Rolf

therefore it wins

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)

I concur.

my lips feel all funny :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

*balms*

funny as in hurty or funny like a clown? (not that clowns are funny, they are EVIL.)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

No... I can't?

Who is Rolf anyway?

Pfftt...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

I can't tell what it's supposed to be either

and I know where the source image comes from!

Damn RolfCat and his mind games.

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Joliet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

i know that cat... quite the artist

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)

He's gone legitimate like Banksy

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Joliet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

dogs do indeed smell :(

/owns a non-housetrained puppy blog

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

source for the late antique walling?

if you would be so kind...

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Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

I honestly cant remember

sorry... probably just google "wall"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)

Rofl Cat!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

Rofl cat and his chopsticks of doom!

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Joliet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

Every cat is a lolcat

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

I suppose I could have just changed the channel

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

that would mean moving though...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

ear cataracts?

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

i see

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

psst...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTHw0lM7O0Q

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)

thanks

i need these things explaining you see

edit: beyond genius.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

That's okay

I hadn't figured out \o/ until wednesday.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

i won't figure out \o/ til at least this time next week

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

Farmers?

* may not be farmers

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

*swings club*

*misses*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

Ha ha

That would be Golfers - not Farmers?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)

*takes notes*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)

Give me back my fivers!

(whistle noise) - Oy Cops.. Droog nicked my notes!

* how do you type a whistle noise?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)

Thusly

PHWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB

*scarpers with swag*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

ear cataracts?

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SiX and his hat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

*glares*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

... and you are?

Great to see ya fella, hope you're well!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

i'd say the same

but that would imply that i've not been secretly spying
on you and your alien buddies

which of course i haven't!
:D

nice to see you too me ol' mucker

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

Psst

www.b3ta.com/board/8144937

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

Archie, you're not too big to go over my knee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

*promises promises*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)

You'll have to come here though.

Leafy Herts. *pats knee and whistles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

Pat can keep her knee, I'm on my way to leaft Herts

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)

*powders nose*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)

or something

I appear to have missed a few B3ta lessons

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)

Hahahaha

WTF!!!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

ha ha ha!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

YES

This is much more woo

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)

ah, the old knobvent trick

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)

Hahaha

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)

*cries*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)

nooooooooooo

DavetheHatting not an official B3ta sport any more?
I've been not here

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)

I was crying because it's not really that big . . .

C];0)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

nor on a stick

I suspect

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

so i discovered

*dissapointed*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

HOW WAS YOUR HOLIDAY!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

a change is as good as

ice cream was lovely

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

*comforts*

*hugs*
*glares at The Snockerty Friddle*
don't you think you've done enough?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

haha!~

compo this

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)

The Perry Bible Fellowship

Is funny anyway

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seeballs Doo da da doo da da doo da da doo, da da doo da do, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)

lol

the 2nd frame just cracks me up!

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kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

good morning humans

is it sexy time yet?

*yawns a little and stretches*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)

It's always sexy tiem!

'nings

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

It certainly is

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)

ha ha :D

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

Warming to a theme...

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..wil, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)

:-) I quite like that, actually.

Nicely!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)

hahahahaha

A toap-free zone

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)

Hahaha

:D

[ed] What a deleting shit bag!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)

this is splendid

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)

Sorry Wil

TJ: I'm not a nazi, I'm quite fluffy, but I bloody hate thread deleting. Does my tits in.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

*calms*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)

Ahhhh, that's better.

You back for good or just for a bit?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)

just dipping my toes

this place doesn't change much
:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)

Hahahaha, as if it could.

Look:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/faeb3ta1.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

*dribbles*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

Lovely new t shirt.

Tis very comfy!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

looks very snug

;)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

Aye, it is.

I can't photograph myself without adding about a stone.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

Your hair = the winner

that's an awesome shade o crimson milady

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

Droooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog!

'ello

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)

*smoooosh*

www.b3ta.com/board/8144899

how are you medear?

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

cool, thanks!

what have you done with teh barnybobs?

*searches high and low*

:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

He was here yesterday

ou est le freebs aujourd hui?

*looks down the side of sofa*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

that pound coin is definitely mine

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

*scowls*

'ere, have it

I'm well having this fluffy Worthers Original then

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

ah! i've found the remote

*changes channel from Jeremy to Trisha*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)

*changes the channel from Trisha to 'off'*

:D LETS GO TO ALTON TOWERS INSTEAAAD!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)

now there's a good idea!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

He's addicted to wrestling on facebook

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

sounds painful

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)

Hehehe thank you!

Pure henna with a bit of turmeric, splash of red wine and some cinnamon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

Sounds delish :)

I mostly use Shwartzkopf live colour and the blood of fresh virgins

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

Ah, I can't use proper dye any more.

Too many years of using it and fucking my hair up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

mine is heading that way :(

I think I may die when I have to stop reddifying my hairs - it's what holds all my powers and leet skillz

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

Heeeennnnna

get pure, add a good portion of red wine and use tea instead of water. You should get a decent red from that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

*Takes notes*

I think I might come and move in with you so you can be my life teacher
I shall bring tea and buns :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

Ohhhhhh yeah

I could use a live-in wench.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)

What do my wench duties entail?

Bringing tankards of mead and such?

though if you are in fact me in another dimension, won't meeting each other cause A PARADOX? *fears*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)

We'll be fine.

And yes, flagons of mead. Knee tremblers behind the barrelstore. You know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)

Luckily I have all these skills

on my wench CV :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)

O.O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)

O-o

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Cae1, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

Googly eyes!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME OR MY T SHIRT.

I AM LOVELY AND SO IS THE SHIRT. GAZE UPON MY LOVELY COUNTENANCE.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

*knods*

with a side helping of fwoar!! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

you look very fetching in it.

the green was a fine choice of colour.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

:D It's about 40% of my wardrobe!

Thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

ME TOO

are you me in another dimension?

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

I think so!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

\o/

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

I want one.

*puts on 'to buy' list*

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Cae1, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

It's dead comfy, it's lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

hats!!

*hugs*
how the devil art thou?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)

good thanks!

nice to see some old faces
i was worried i'd pop in and not recognise anyone!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

Thanks for changing your name back

freaked me out a bit, did that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

it was lucky that i was still logged in on this 'puter

because for the life of me i couldn't remember what i'd left
my screeny as the last time i visited

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

*pokes*

wotcha Tetsuo.
You coming to the ultimate bash?
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12648

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

webmarshal says no

:D

ha ha, i'll check it out when i get home
and i am free from the IT nazis

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

Hahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

herbal kalms?

Hallo hatfucker!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

Hats! You old dog you

*snuggles*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)

Hullo Sexehpance!

/One & only Friday post

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

*privileged!*

nice to see you Dixie Chic

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

^this!

What an arsehole!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)

Fucking wanking titmonkeys.

I just spent ages typing out a reply on the merits and demerits of newspaper comics only to find the whiny bitch deleted his thread.
What is it with the new breed of b3tans? Can't take a proper arse-fucking when they do wrong. It's what builds the character.
"Ooh mummy, they shouted at me, I'm going to make the nasty words go away"
Soft arse.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)

hahahaha!!

he needs to build up some arse callouses!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

I got right royally flamed the first time I posted an image.

You want fucking seams? My first b3ta image was THIS

img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/minstrels.jpg

*hangs head in shame* but I'm still here.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

thats so rubbish its good

in a really rubbish way

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

I still love it.

Bloody fascists.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

I got flamed the first time I was here too

it's funny how people treat you differently when they find out you've got a pair of bewbs :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

Hahaha yes!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

so did I :D

but without the boobs part!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

you were the first reply to my very first image

"binnit" not sure exactly what it meant to this day, but i'm guessing it's not a compliment.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

depends on what the picture was...and if I was drunk :D

if it was a picture of the queen then I was probably trying to call her a bint :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

'twas this

www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/stamp_copy.jpg

pimp my british design challenge, i found out later it had bindun, better. took me ages to do, i even nicked the stamp background off archie, but don't tell him.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)

spit roast?

sorry! :D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

*ruffles hair*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

you have bewbs?

why, hello.. monocle.. etc..

ah.. too much effort

*drops dead*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)

Haha

Well done that man.

I can't remember what my first shopped stuff was ( my first posts were all 3d model scenes so I could not fuck that up ) I think my first image was a poor gaytag/maytag employee animated toap joke. But it had sponging.
( it was shit, when I first came here I did not know photoshop from my arse )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

Ahhh, to be a noob again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

b3ta taught me everything i know

which still amounts to bugger all.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)

Pointless fact #316:

In Rio, the football team Flamengo hurl abuse at their rivals, Fluminense, by chanting 'Rice Powder, ' at them.

This is because back in the thirties, black people weren't allowed to play footy in their league, and Fluminense got around this by sending them out to play covered with rice powder to make them appear white

or so i'm told

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

Really?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

Well said, that man.

You bunch of harsh bastards sure taught me the hard way.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

I know I can't

*cries like a little girl*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)

I don't really see a problem with it.

If I was new and did something wrong and everyone was calling me a cunt, I'd do the same. It would seem like the decent thing to do.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

but then

when you leave a thread for quite some time ( and continue to post in it yourself ) to later delete it is being ignorant and dismissive of all the other people who have taken the time to reply.
New person or old, once you have made the statements you should not be allowed to take them back.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

Why is there a delete button?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

incase you realise you'll get sued

and you have a chance to remove the picture before webarchive backs it up

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)

^this

B3ta seems to value slagging people off and 'you fail'

more than 'oh that's cool' or 'woo' these days

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

I'm hardly slagging anyone off.

I just said I found it annoying.

Come on, I'm more fluffy than that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

That wasn't aimed at you by any means :)

Just an observation from when I have time to be around here, given how busy i've been at work of late

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)

We're talking about board trends rather than individuals here.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)

hehe :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

Someone deleted two threads...

* Good job I remembered what I said...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)

Nice.

Unexpected Tom!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

hahaha!!

aceness!!
best use of garfield since i shoved a stick up his arse and cleaned the bog with him!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)

Despite the fluffy last panel

this reminds me of the Simpsons' Itchy & Scratchy

Is that a chain saw Jerry's got just out of shot?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)

rustier!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)

hahahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)

this is all kinds of win :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

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Cae1, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)

haha

this is great!

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Mousing, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

Hahaha

I love this

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

This

is made of win and awesome.

Happy Birthday!!! XOXOXOX

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

Cheers!

And thanks! ;)

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..wil, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)

Why do cats love industrial equipment so much?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)

FIELD PATIO!

Hehehe, this is woo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)

*tickles*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

NO seriously I'm violent when tickled.

I broke my ex's nose with my heel. That fucking learned him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)

Tickle me and I'll squeal...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)

In a coquettish way?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)

More like a nun who's just seen an erect penis.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)

Depends on the nun.

Could be coquettish.

I'd make a crap nun.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)

Did you know that the field patio was invented by

Father Paddy O'Furniture?
Who can be seen here: www.b3ta.com/board/8136457

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)

And his friend

Pat O'Cake helped him too

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Joliet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)

That's purring you're thinking of...

*giggles*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

purr-fect

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

Hahaha

Lully stuff!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

destructive little blighters!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

GJIGGGAGJIGGGAA

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)

Cat is clearly emjoying itself

Yay to strange squares of paving stone in the middle of fields

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

Fucking repost frenzy, bitches

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)

hahaha!

you're alive!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)

How could I resist this compo?

Late for work now though, bye

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)

byeee!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)

FOURDAM!

DON'T LEAVE US!!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

WOO!

And you have an @B3ta.com e-mail address! That's fancy.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)

woah, you can get them?!

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Cae1, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

This is what I thought

but then I questioned whether using it would just indicate to the world that 'I am a lonely lonely individual who spends too much time on the internet'

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)

I'd use it.

b3ta = +10 cool.
fact.

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Cae1, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)

hahaha

repost frenzy you say?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)

:) It's all true

It's in the bible and everything

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

Haha

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Cae1, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)

O.-

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)

Great

Now I have 'Lost in the Garden of Eden' stuck in my mind:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)

morning hunnybun!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)

hazzar!

everyones coing out the woodwork this morning.

i trust you are well, busy?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)

very well

very busy
very happy

:D

and your good self?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)

haha

genius

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)

and there's more.

that's your lot.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)

Crikey!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

fandabbidosie!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)

haha

I miss your doodles. But on a side note, you have a serious bout of wrongness about you and need to be locked up.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

you'll never catch me copper!

*runs*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

ahahaha

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

Hahaha

Sick!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)

hahahaha

I had forgotten these!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

ahahahahhahaa

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)

Hahaha!

'ning all.
Exam results today D:

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Cae1, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)

you'll be alright!

let us know how you do?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)

I will.

unless i fail..
Then i plan to go to the park with my frinds and get pished.

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Cae1, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)

cheap cider ftw

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)

You'll get ives all excited

with dirty talk like that

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)

PHWOAR!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

No!

vodka and/or alcopops.

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Cae1, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)

Pffft

Nice series!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)

hahaha

Nice one but lets face it, we've all shagged a dog at some point:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

a friend of mine

got her dog to shag her

twice

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)

eep

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)

i thought that all girls who have male dogs do that

and it's similar with horses too.
isn't that the idea of the whole thing?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

Noice...

nothing like filth to get you going on a friday

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

morning sexy pants!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)

All in one post?

No no, the idea is you post them all seperately at 1 minute intervals!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)

*shakes n vacs*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)

you!

wait...he's gone

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)

Brilliant!

This one always makes me laugh. Old joke, but nothing beats swearing.
www.tomsjokes.com/en/pics/115238608217688.html

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collapsibletank procreates, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

Did someone mention Shameless Re-Post?

* I am now ashamed...

Still "NING ALL"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)

Even more shameless and as amusing as the real thing...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)

hahahahaha!

all told this is the funniest thread in ages.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)

I still love these.

extra woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:58, archived)

He's counting on you man!!!!

Red wire...or the yellow one?

You both know you only get one shot at this.....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)

CUT THE BLUE DOG!

woo

EDIT: There is a sort of beauty to his ugliness!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)

and you can't even throw it away because the little sod'll bring it back!

arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)

ha ha

true..He's very helpful in that way.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)

BOOM!

Y'all are you ready for me yet?

PUMP IT UP CHRIS!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)

~~chris~~ prince

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/dolphin.gif

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)

Chris was what we said at school discos.

It's Chris to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)

Me too.

It was my mates song (his name was Chris).
Mine was Mr Vain because they always used to sing "Collin Mr Raider, Collin Mr Wrong, Collin insane... I know what I want and I want it now, I want you Cause I am Mr Vain"

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

he's got different coloured eyes!!!!

He is David Bowie AICMFP

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

*remove batteries from clock*

Sorted!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)

I can imagine no more a desperate and critical situation

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

Pirate Sighting

More Pics

(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

AHOY!

nice :)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

AVAST!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)

yay!

it was so nice of captain wow to pose for that!
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)

highly impractical clothes for he high seas.

tsk, kids theses days.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)

Meh,

I went sailing once and wore a thick woolly jumper, which got wet.

It then got stuck over my head when I tried to remove it and I nearly drowned... in my own fucking jumper!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)

you should clearly avoid going near water.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)

ding dong!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)

She's likely to cause a

Pop Up Pirate:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)

Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)

A Vast What?

:OD

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Joliet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)

pair . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)

You're right

Those earrings are quite large.

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Joliet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)

did they keelhaul you?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)

good morning benjamin

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)

morning johnny boy!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)

Yays!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)

YAR!

That's gorgeous. I shall wangle my new cutlass at them *wangles*.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)

'ning iDaughter

what did you pick up last night?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)

Weed, iPa.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

gotcha

been a while since i had some

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)

Been...an hour and a bit since I did.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)

I've never had any

I live in constant fear that if ever I were to take drugs it would make me normal.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)

This is a concern.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)

weed isn't drugs.

it's just a way of managing the day without killing anybody.
The majority of drugs are baaad mmkaay? But if you go through life without getting off your tits at weekends for a while you will get to my age and think, "Fuck, I know I must have missed out there".

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)

Oh, I get completely pissed regularly

and I smoke as well, but I'm just so fucking wall-bouncy all the time I think weed would genuinely make me dull :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

The good thing about being a dull stoner

is that YOU'RE stoned so YOU don't care.

Just make sure everyone else is stoned. I've been smoking with the same five people for years now, and we've always had fun.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)

I was thinking more of

a few nights out whilst aff ya heed on mdma.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)

urro Capn

are you better?

nb. finger

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)

Arr

I'm much better ta- also *hug*

finger? Digitos?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)

Has it arrived?

all bright and shiny?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)

It has

440 stainless, not anything special on the workmanship front, but I only wanted it for the wall and pissing about anyway.

Cheers for putting me onto it!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)

No problem.

Yeah, they are not quite Japanese hand crafted but they make a nice wall ornament for the pirate obsessed and for not much money.

Right then, I'm off to look you up a talking parrot and find that guy in Bolivia who will chop off your left leg, no questions asked , for a bottle of tequila. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)

Oooooooh, you do spoil me.

While you're at it, I need some syphillis and a drink problem.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)

Start sleeping with b3tans.

you are bound to hit syphilitic paydirt sooner or later and drink problem? Come now, do you really need my help there? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)

Yes! Someone to hold the vomit in.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)

avast ye!!..that be awesome

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)

Ahoy hoy!

that's vere nice.

are you using the 'old toothbrush' paint flick technique?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

Aces!

Friday nings all!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)

'ningalings!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)

'ning Joe!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)

ooh thats nice

reminds me of something i saw a while back

lecture in 45mins :(:(:(

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)

Yarrrr!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

arrr this be nice

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

That's a lovely thing

and you are a great lurker.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)

Did you add the pirate flag

just for b3ta? :)

Top pic. Great style.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)

i likey!

nice style

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)

Yo let me bust the funky lyrics, you can’t touch this

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 8:55, archived)

He's got to pray*

Just to make it today

*5 times

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)

Hee hee

and ha ha to the post

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)

i bloody well can touch it!

*touches*
*is arrested*

damn.
'NING ALL!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)

ning ivesy

I've just had coffee with stevia in it

it's....odd

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)

wassat then?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)

it is a natural sweetener for diabetics

I'm not diabetic, but I don't want to be

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)

aha!

rightyo then!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)

'ningles you two!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)

He's been watching my Alien!

Pea from last night!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)

*leaps and captures*

MY xenomorph! Awwwwwwwww cutiepie baby I shall call you Sid.

Edit: ning all. Thank fuck it's Friday. AND I picked up last night, so all is well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)

he likes to be tickled under the chin-

AAAARRGGGHHHH!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)

Awwwww he's only playing!

*proud mummy* and him's having a BATH later, isn't he?! Yes he iiiiis, the little precious.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)

ARGGH!!

IT'S EATING MY FACE OFF!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)

That's a kiss, silly!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)

my brains!!

*drools*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

'ningles Captain!

Me also and the world is a better place for it.

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)

It's one of the nicest feelings in the world

smoking the first of a new batch and listening to my mate regale us with stories of the care home he works in. Whilst idly playing with my new cutlass and wearing my b3ta t shirt.

Bliss.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)

have you got any pictures of your cutlass?

or a linky?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)

Hahaha

*resists doing this ~~cutl~~*

:P

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)

I...do...hang on.

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=260214427940&ssPageName=STRK:MEWN:IT&ih=016

does that work?

or this?

www.centralpoint.swordszone.com/img/c-pir4sm.jpg

And I know you can't see the blade, but it's fine. Only 440 stainless, but I only wanted it for ornamental purposes anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

that is extremely fine!

lovely fist guard!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)

I likes it.

I stuck it through my jeans belt loop and had my tricorner hat on last night. And my b3ta t shirt. I looked, to be fair, like a complete dork.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)

haha!!

will you ever do a pirate themed b3ta fancy dress bash?
i don't think my heavy cavarly sword is that far removed from a cutlass....
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)

If I get to one of Dr When's ones

then certainly. Fae won't turn up, Captain Wow bloody will. Hello, lovely burlesque girls ;-) I'm the Captain...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)

[fiiiiissssst guuaaaaarrrrd!]

*ahem*

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)

hahaha!!

all he needs is a cane and a hat!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)

I was thinking of adding something, you just hit the nail on the head!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)

yaaay!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)

"Hello ma ba-by, hello ma darlin', hello my ragtime gaaaaaal"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)

bingo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

lol

thats great!

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theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

Hahaha. We also would have accepted 'Stop. Palastine'

'ningles all. Up to 52 for the bash!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)

*sulks in corner*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

And think about what you've done!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)

Haha

Aww I like yours better! D:

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)

Half a joke minus a punchline multiplied by an overestimation of shopping skills...

Click for bigger (356KB)

(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:49, archived)

Aaaargh football!

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ClanSoul, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 7:59, archived)

With 22K+ post in 10 months I am thinking anything non internet related would make you scream.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)

Hooray football!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)

heheheh

there should be a b3ta footbll subversion club

nings JS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)

nings matey!

Friday at last!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

Ace

Pork fiddler. Brilliant

(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 8:21, archived)

Horrific repost for no reason at all.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 8:35, archived)

hahaha

veh randome!

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)

*twitches*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)

I giggled..

...like a small child being tickled

(Snuffy114 demands a cyber razor cut, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)

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