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# Random signage sillyness
which cheered up my frustrating battle with the traffic this morning... the local scumbags are somewhat creative with their misdemeanors!

(t'is genuine, not 'shopped.)

Photobucket
(Mr.T Stopped licking the lid of life on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# needs more lens flare
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# indeed!~
hELLO mONGY
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# DONT TALK TO THIS CUNT MONGY
HE IS AN ANTIPODIANIST!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# He doesn't like i-pod pianoes?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# ADFKGADU!
MNNNG!
HUIDJIBAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Here you go.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Is that Leonard Cohen?
what a great face to see on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# he looks like leonard nemoy here
Coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# CONSPIRACY.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# lol, dented van
rofls
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# on closer inspection...
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# i've told you about putting nawty pics of yourself on the web before.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# 10K coming up.
it's gonna be nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# *stocks up on mind bleach*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# great otters?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha
boss parks his merc on the carpark

and the serf parks the dented van on the grass!!

hahah, that's showing him his place!

O_o?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# ha
they painted the time and date on the road.
what loons ...
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Hehehehe
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Vienna?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# "Nimble Jane" and her husband...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# how many vaginas?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# one for every day of the week
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# a times 7 period?!
*kills self*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# 35 days every month!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Don't stare, or she'll give you a kicking.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# what chance do I have if she decides to do that?
I can hardly outrun nimble jane!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# If you're nice to her she'll give you and two friends a "helping hand"...
Simultaneously.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# there's economic potential here
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I am enjoying this very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# haha
nimble Jane.. hhaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha!
insert something about heather mills here
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Hallo g!
How's you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# not at all bad sir
yourself? no doubt your frantically painting murals and stuff and making the place child friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I've had to move my collection of man-traps and land mines.
I hope the little bugger's grateful.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# creepy...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# She's a
hopeless dancer - two left feet.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I know that family


Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Crikey!
Freak!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Nicest of shoes'
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# There's talk of a new cereal in the news
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# is that a bowl of haribo in milk?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Smarties cereal FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Take out the green ones and I'll have some.
WYH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# take... out... the... red ones... muthafucker
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Ooh, topical!
"Keeps your bowel movements even more regular than Gordon Brown Flakes."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Supoirb.
Very quiet here during the day. Where's the sex and noise?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# my bed
admittedly about seven hours ago though
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Ahh, danke.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# you wish
farting while jacking off doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I must change my night's plans, then.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# bugger...
my mother's been lying to me all these years :(
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I sneezed and farted at the same time the other day
nearly blew my ring off
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# sweet mother of non-existent god!
but I likes it :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# *gives some beer*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# JudyJudyJude
:D

How dos lully miss?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# not bad hun - you seem to be on a winner at the mo
will i see you at the god almighty huge "That London Bash"?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# winner?
Will be bashing it indeed

Not around these times much cos of work... but I'm off till Tuesday :D

so you lot will have to put up with me during the day shift
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# "With added Crack and Meth"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# is there a "Free Rogue Trader Inside"?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAA!
not funny
/paying wifes mortgage blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# it's your own fault for getting divorced.

i've left a canoe round the back so that you can 'disappear'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# it's got to be better then rice krispies multi grain shapes
as they are fucking awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Nicely done!
Horribly true...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Haha!
Lovely stuff, woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Oh bloody hell yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Arrrggghhhh
*runs*
(knee deep in the hoopla lurking since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# that took me second to work out
then i giggled like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# VERY
nicely shopped :)

*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# yes!
straightforward and brilliant, FP this mother!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# now we know the truth
Most Woo & clickworthy :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# for some reason I like this
WOO!
and....
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# ARRRGGGGHHHH Teh Scream!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Aw bless, she won Miss World
she won Miss World
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# hahahaaaaaaa
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# CSI easter special,


Click for bigger (105KB)

Edit.. Why are all the dead people in CSI called Vic?
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# HA!
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# The smell of rotting flesh clears your nostrils.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# The smell of clear nostrils rots your flesh.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Take two nostrils into the shower? I just flesh and go.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Shower your rotting nostrils, and flesh off after?
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# too right!
gotta get it right for the public :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# no no!
after they've been using the diathermie on theatres, the smell of roasted flesh clears your nostils!
it's awful when you're hungry.
smells like sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
roasted flesh sausages
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# same reason all the kids in scotland are called wayne
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# wayne king?!
hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# shut up idiot
*smack*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ouch!
whats wrong with you?!
miserable git...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# aye..
then they change it to Jimmy when they're old enough. (FACT)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# i'm not going to waste another thread on cthulhu today so mind if I leave this here?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# While we're at it, I'll slip this in here.

I'm guessing the mixture of politics and philosophy won't be popular one.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# good
so there
(instantiator www.barryscottisreal.com, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Thank you.
I'm making something with more mass appeal now. It has a baby and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# arf
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# hee hee
by the way, check out this for a laugh at the expense of gullible fools.
(if this turns out to be a hoax site, I knew all along)

www.dnaperfection.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# the difference between hoax and fraud?
the desire for money :)

it's a good old fashioned dancin' with yer knees up cockermaimy fraud

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I reckon so
I like the fact that he knows about the secret additional strands of DNA that science can't currently detect, because they are in other dimensions. He's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# oh.. that must be the spirit dna :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# 'Sigh' One of those days...

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# you're laughing, but you don't really understand it . . .
but you don't really understand it . . .C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Inspired!

/runs off to buy a washing machine
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# By this?
xkcd.com/325/

(only joking, it just reminded me of that).

edit : Gah! the colour of the link in the post below indicates that I am too late. TOOO LAAAAATE!

edit2: In other news I saw a postcard today in a card shop which was one of the '50ft woman' bandwagon - (it was a 50ft Christ) - but not one I'd seen here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Not quite Schrödinger's Cat
Been having fun with Ebay again?
(Happy Idiot Talk now has an alibi for, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# my response was going to be.. "are you sure this idea hasnt been taken already?"
but this link says exactly what I had seen before.
AND I FUCKING ROFLD!
LITERALLY!
took me ages to clean the boot scum off my back.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# XKCD
is about the only worthy webcomic out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# SMBC > XKCD
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Stockport
Metropolitan Borough Council?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1118#comic
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# too much American
too little humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# SOUTHERN MISSOURI BANCORP, INC?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# !!
Had not seen that one before. Goes to show humour is a little island with few trees.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Don't worry...
... if you're managing to channel XKCD jokes without seeing the originals, I think you're still most definitely worthy of praise.

Also, your drawing's much better. So continue, and try using your new-found inadvertent psychic abilities to borrow material from XKCD, but from the future!

Bwuhahaha, etc.

(Happy Idiot Talk now has an alibi for, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Fuck comics
I am going for the psychic BIG MONEY!!! spot-the-ball in the Sunday Sport!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Click!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Ha Ha!
I have had 2 of your drawings printed and laminated and are proudly displayed in my house.

If we ever meet at a B3ta bash remind me to buy you some drinks in payment.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Cheers
Will take you up on that (stoney broke:Blog)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Put a book of your drawings together
I reckon it would sell (i'd buy one)

Beats the shit out of Garfield.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# As long as I know what I'm getting
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I like, have my peas.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# peas?
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# KILL THAT PUSSY!
Fun, here, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# haha thats rather ace :)
nice blood btw. how do you make it all nice a splattery?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Illustrator CS
/Brush Libraries/Ink-brush/ Jobs a good un
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# nice one
i love illustrator :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# fill your boots son
www.brusheezy.com/brushes?cat=splatters&psv=&sort=
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# WOOOOHOOOOOO
Mutha-brushing-frenzy
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# King of brushes.
I have been a bit loathe to share the place ;) But then 95% of b3ta can't photoshop for toffee so I guess it won't hurt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Like so much in this world
you can have too much of a good thing, but I do like a wide choice of brushes.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I make most of my own.
for the technical learning. I suppose I should start packaging them up as sets. I was making cloud brushes this week for a scratch painting and thought of making a video tutorial.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
# UGH. I WANT BRUSHES :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# exactly if there's anyone who isn't a threat its me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# ooooo
handy!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# wow! that blood one at the bottom is incredible!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# They should fucking label things!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# bindun mate
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# stolen joke
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# what are you on about you crazy fool
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# he's been sucking on the fomented pigeon nipples again

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# haha
is this a reference to Bush? I was just watching BBC news and he was on. I was not listening but I heard enough to say to myself "what the fuck is fomenting George?"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# purest coincidence

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# hahaha!
TJ. Teh Blessed is on Radio 2 at this moment.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *tunes in*
*catches one word before speakers explode*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I think he's got
laryngitis, or my ears are borked.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# he was at the outdoor show this weekend
we were the other side of the hall when we heard him...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# do both
what an idiot! love the pic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# train them
"English motherfucker? Are you familiar with it?"

unless they are important of course

then I got no idea

man, it's such a magical industry you work in :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# HELLO DEESCOMEETZ
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# HELLO TTSSATTSR I HAVE HAD SAUSAGE ROLLS TODAY
FROM LIDL

THEY WERE DISGUSTING

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I AM OVERWHELMED THAT YOU'RE SHARING THIS WITH ME.
TODAY I HAVE BEEN DRINKING FRUIT COCKTAIL JUICE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# HMM, AKA "SYRUP" OR AKA "VERY VERY ORDINARY WATER WITH TEASPOON OF SUGAR IN"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# IT'S MAINLY BOILED INTERNET AND APPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# LATER I WILL FEATS UPON MAGNIFICENT SAINSBURY PIZZA
I WIN AT LIFE :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Roger Daltrey's brief venture into teaching yielded some interesting results...


I am so very sorry. But so very bored...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# are you sure this isn't one of the papers Townshend marked?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# "Needs more research"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# He had a lot of research to do that weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Pfft!
That deaf dumb and blind kid,
Sure is fucking shit at snooker
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# *pffffft*
*tea on my keyboard blog*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *puts fist through monitor*
DAMMIT! You owe me a new monitor!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Actually, I shouldn't laugh, I get my lefts and rights mixed up. Or was it the other way round..?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Woo!
I hope he has his arse and elbow clearly labeled too.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I made that one first
but I deleted it. It wasn't anywhere near safe for work.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I'M CONFUSED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# just shut up and kick him repeatedly in the arse
Stop when bits break off.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# You're not the boss of me. Wow is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# she'll tell you the same.
(If i tell her to)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I do actually agree with the kicking of the arse.
But NOT because you've told me to. I'm your boss. I have the coin, you have the booty. That's the way it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# You always disagree.
That's part of the thing. I say something, you disagree, I say something fabulous and you throw me a big jizz party.




Christ I make myself laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# you make me smirk sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# What is a Jizz Party?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I'm the boss of him n'all.
Someday he will realise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# pfft
tell tsattasstertrarrstttsattt to kick chris martin in his arse-face and you'll get salty treats.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# It better be pretzels this time.
Last time wasn't what I expected at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Me and dbroon will revolt one day.
REVOLT, SEXY SEXY REVOLT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Face it, you are my bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Hroooom >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# That's the bitch noise.
It means you like it. I know. Call me Mamma.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I'll give YOU bitch noise.
Errrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I have to gooooo
stop being funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# haha
the next album should be called "Life in Annotations" or something similar, perhaps in something that sounds a bit fucking more clichéd.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
Does the other say Wrong? :)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *snorts*
Exactly my point.

Right, I am actually going to go and do my hair now.

edit: fucking leaky bowls. *waits for kettle to boil again* I was meant to do this on sodding MONDAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# *tries to decipher*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# :D I am hennaing my hair.
Which involved putting stuff in hot water and ting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Ohhhh..
What the shit does that entail?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# OH MY it's complicated.
I'm going to go and do it when I've stopped giggling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# LESS GIGGLES MORE SEXY HAIR
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# hens
and a juicer.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# That would be easier.
Right, I am definitely going now. Fuck sake. HALF THREE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# fuck off and do it then, fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I thought
You had mud on your hair?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# But that'll disrupt the flux capacitor and unleash jiggawatts of radioactivity into the lolosphere.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# NICE COLOUR YOU'VE GOT ON YOUR HAIR, ANGE - WHAT IS IT, CHILLI HOT PEPPER?
NO, JUST A BIT OF HENNA

/obscure
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# i read leaky bowels
i'm really upset by that... urgh...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# You just made me laugh scarily like my grandma.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# i promise never to do that again...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Is that the Coldplay man?
People tell me I look like him :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# you do.
Edit: I've never seen you, so I might be wrong in this instance.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Are you him?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Really hope not
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I am currently doing confused face.
Do you?

Did I meet a different you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Chris Martin/Jack Sparrow....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I can't remember what Chris Martin looks like
But I'm sure Emvee looked at least a little bit like Jack sparrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# ^this^
and not just because he's a cheeky scamp
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# see start of thread for a reminder...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Me too. *makes sad face*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# i get Elijah Wood
a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I've heard cold showers can help.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# you most certainly do not!
what an insult!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# This is good
very reassuring


thank you b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# pfft
git
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# does it say cunt on his palm?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Happy 5th...


Blog and Archive with anniversary masthead
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# LYING RIGHT WING CNUTS
All of them. Sorry not you Beau.

Woo to the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I have read the new Iain M. Banks book.


Yes I have.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# YES!
I haven't actually finished it yet, but tis awesome as ever, is it not?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Yeah...all he needs is a croissant
woo... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Look, just because he 'technically' made a profit from the war
it doesn't automatically make him a 'War Profiteer"

Just like it wasn't an illegal war. Nope. Not one bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Fucking hell
I'm not understanding ANYTHING on b3ta today.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Here you go mate
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# merkins
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# haha
stimulating my satire-gland as ever sir.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Ooh! Cutting!
The Foxtons near me may have to close as their garish shop front isn't in keeping with the "May to December" image of the town.

It looks like a crayola coffee emporium!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Oof
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# that's very cutting
excellent as usual sir
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Your blog is shooting blanks.

:/


heydit: it's working now. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I really like that image
one of your best among an already established excellent hit rate
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# NSFW!
it's a picture of a cunt

:)



and appropriate image, what's happening with him wanting to be emporer of europe?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Pans at the ready . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahahahaa...
SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Bad man
*double spangs*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# *wheels in giant saucepan*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Oh that stings
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Ah thank fuck
something I actually understand :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# then you'll 'love' this . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# ROFLCOUNTRIES.
LMAOLANDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Kenya believe it?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# haha
this is terrible.
one of your worst yet!
(broccoli holocaust, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Since it's my b3taday, I'm going to repost this, my homage to DtH
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
Cheers! and . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# and a

to you too
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Thanks very much!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# cor!
a MK 1

you may need to be sexed for including such a thing in an image
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# coincidink


Click for bigger (196KB)
How Strange!
I'd just finished this.. clicked over to the board to post and there are more geese!!!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# This place has gone to the birds of late
:P
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# This must be their migration route
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# them and kittins . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# why the birds?
i vote we have an elephant/crab session
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# or..
elephants with crabs
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I think the board needs more insects.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Eeek!
Giant sting fly!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Wiiiiiiiiiings!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Cor!
Can it do mach 3? :D

PS. Happy B3ta Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# X WING SWAN!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# red bull is good for swans
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Cleared for take off.


And happy b3taday. :)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# :)
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# How rare!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Hehe
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Oooh I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# He's great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# lubberly
and happy B3ta birthingtons!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Ta very much!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Bang bang.....ka-paw.......duhduhduhduhduh.........

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# BAM BLAM BLAM
Now that's what I call packing heat.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Ooo nice sten
I love the noise the silenced sten makes in "Return to castle Wolfenstein".
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Prefer the dual Brownings.
I like to activate the all-weapons cheat and play through the entire game using only those and the knife.....on the hardest setting.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I guess you would have to use a cheat to do that
'cos there's sod all ammo for the Brownings and the Tommy gun (I always thought they missed a trick there).

A while back I tried your suggestion of only using the handgun on the hardest setting...the sexy sten women tore me a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# fail!
:D
With them it's a case of advance, retreat, advance, retreat.
Takes aaaages, but it is possible.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# *Loads up the Luger*
"Remember me ladies?..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# that bald ref don't take no shit!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Huzzah!
The return of the fox with bollocks!
(and his follically-challenged friend)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# That's some jolly nice lighting you made there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Very nice!
I'm imagining that they're writing 'The A-Team' on a wall with bullet holes.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# *building up power noises*




PLINK!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# What would Jolly Jack fan art be called?

love your stuff Mr Jackson.

/runs away again
(broccoli holocaust, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# When posts match their posters usernames . . .
C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# See, I have that all the time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Yay! It's Basil Brush!
And that little bald guy from Benny Hill.
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Foxy Bingo
Has gone right down-hill
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Excellent!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
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(Lykan, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# pfffft
very silly and woo
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# All ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# lolitics
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Iraq 'victory'
Jesus.. Only the most heartless, right wing, war obsessed cnut could call this situation a victory.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I was trying to find his exact quote, but the bbc page didn't have it
so maybe they made the sensationalist headline up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# From the Grauniad
"The surge has done more than turn the situation in Iraq around – it has opened the door to a major strategic victory in the broader war on terror"

Opened the door marked "For the love of God, do not open", more like.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# From the Republican perspective
they have won, they get permanent war combined with an enemy they can scare the electorate with.

So it's quids in for Dick Cheney and all his mates in the defence industry, I mean whats a few hundred thousand dead Iraqis?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Seems to be backfiring.
I'd say that the odds of a Republican win in any major election are pretty slim at the moment- people are getting VERY tired of the saber-rattling, combined with the general cluelessness of the current administration. Recently Dubya expressed surprise when told that gasoline had gotten to over $4/gallon in many areas. If that's not indicative of his being out of touch with reality, I don't know what is...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# You'd think so, yes..
But America re-elected Bush. If you can fool the US electorate into doing that, then anything's possible, IMO!

Edit: On the other hand, we elected Blair..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Personally
I don't believe America elected or re-elected Bush. I believe he lost then cheated with the aid of his influencial supporters on both occasions.
Blair, on the other hand, was elected fair and square. I understand that's more of a comment on the lack of credible opposition in the UK, but him winning a third term was still frankly astonishing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I could not
agree more...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# meh
not really when the opposition supported the war as well. Our politicians are such a bunch of arse-lickers..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Pretty much.
There was a good reason that Al Gore raised such a fuss in 2000- he knew what had really gone on, but wasn't able to come up with enough proof. Hell, most of us knew... And in 2004, it was the same shit again, only with a narrower margin.

No question of it, he'll be remembered as one of the worst presidents of all time. If even Jimmy Carter says that about him, you know he sucks ass!
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I don't think that
you'd find very many over here who would consider Dubya's War to be anything other than a major clusterfuck. That is, no one outside of the White House- but then, at the moment I'd say that the occupants of that place are a bit out of the loop when it comes to this strange little place we call Earth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# That last statement
goes for most people in the US tbh...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# What part of the US
do you live in?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I stayed in Chicago
for a very long stretch...most of them are pretty ignorant up there...

maybe I am being a little harsh with the broad generalisation but...meh
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Admittedly though the UK
ain't much better

*going to live on the moon on my own blog*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Dunno about him
but I'm in Virginia, a bit closer to DC than I'd really like to be...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Isn't
Virginia a military town? I would have though they'd be supporting the war just out of habit..?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Not a town, a state.
I'm in Richmond, and despite this being a very politically and socially conservative town (both aspects I hate, btw), even around here Dubya's War is not thought of as anything other than a total mess.

The only people I see supporting any of it are the redneck nutjobs that no one pays any attention to.

Although I have to say, everyone I know supports the troops and wants them back home. We support our people and respect them for what they're doing, but we want them to stop doing it just as much as they do.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I'm on the East Coast
pretty much just down the road from you :)
I actually really like DC, I've visited 3 or 4 times. It has weirdly European atmosphere in some ways I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Really?!?
I thought you were in England, for some reason! Gaz me- we should get a pint sometime!
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I'm a displaced
and frankly confused Brit :)
I've been through Va a few times and stayed a couple of times. I liked it, although I don't think I'd like to live there. I like being near NYC, it's a nice change of pace.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Toasty
help me out here. I'm rissing hard.

Edit: specifically, why is "BBC" scribbled out and replaced with "The Guardian"?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# what bit?
ignore the Guardian but, that was just for Wheelybird's amusement.
the last paragraph is just me babbling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Oh, ok.
I'm getting too fixated on the Guardian thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Clearance...
(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# It's because someone's drawn on him with marker, look.
Bloody kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Aren't they Barcodes?
Apple did it...
(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# JOBS. GET IN HERE NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Where's Mucka?...
She likes men who are past their sell by date? I should have put her at the end of the counter...
(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I wouldn't take him even if he came free with multiple orgasms
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# really?
I would
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# We have clearance Clarence
Roger Roger
Whats your vector Victor?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# So you were under Oveur
and I was over Dunne?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I love it when the kids unfurl their wings for the first time...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Hehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# that's great
;-)
(The Goat (BACKUP LOGIN), Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Oh I love this.
I would so have this on my wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# :D
Shame it's such a crap quality source image...
Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# and flying up where the air is fresh makes their meat taste great!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Awwwwwwww

If the board grinds to a halt, it'll all be your fault now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *prepares to push*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# IT'S A BOY!
No. Wait, it's a....

is that a beak?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# damn that smooth talking rooster!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Ah say, ah say, ah say bend ovah boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha!!
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Would
NOON ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Hallo Wobbles!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# what's it called?
eagloat?
goagle?
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Dog training


Edit: er, did anyone get the heel/heal joke btw? I just realised just how vague the joke is :D
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)
# let me be the first to say aw
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# :)
beautifully animated, have a click
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# That's fucking excellently done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# wonderfully done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# This is absolutely mad, weird, awesome and awesome.
Exceptionally nicely animated.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# YAY!
Super
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)
# That's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# merry b3taday!!
*b3taday bums*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# *wipes*
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Sooper dooper!
Now I really must go and dig my garden!!

laters 'yall
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# "hey, garden - you're, like, really cool."
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# : )




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Hehehe I might go outside and do this later.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Very nice.
Is that Heather Mills' dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# maybe!
was it rescued from dogs trust and given a diamond collar?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Aw!
awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# this is amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Aww, he can be anything if he wants it enough
Even the chancellor
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# "Oh no!
My wife's gonna kill me!"
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# awsome
*clicks*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# hooray for funny dogs
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# wonderful!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# so cute! XD
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# EUREKA!

http://www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue319/
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Subjective
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain, but it was all Yellow

"news"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# golden showers!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Mmmmm yellow rain....
Dancing in the yellow rain, yellow rain, yellow rain...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I'm betting they'll still be shite.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# but with a latino twang
for that South American cash in
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Hurray for musical integrity.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# ah Ha !
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# /o/!
wouldn't, wouldn't, would, would't, would
(The Goat (BACKUP LOGIN), Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I don't think you're his type
what with you being a girl and all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# ricky martin gay?
when did this happen? and why wasn't I informed
(The Goat (BACKUP LOGIN), Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Deal with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *gasp*
rude finger gestures from such a pristine girl
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# try typing Ricky Martin in to Google images
count the number of girls he's photographed with. And I don't think the guys on the beach are his backing singers :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# are you implying that bumming guys is gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# of course not
I mean his choice of swimming trunks.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# well still would
any holes a winner ;-)
(The Goat (BACKUP LOGIN), Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# every hole's a goal?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# pfft
tell that to strachan.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# i'm going to hunt you down
and pull your back hair out with tweezers
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I don't have any
try my palms
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)
# where do you live anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# fair do's then
they are a bit gay actually
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# its only gay if your balls touch
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# You Git!
I imagine the feeling of touching balls then!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# it's like clackers!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# haha
there's a knack to getting them to bounce just right

ahem...or do i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hmmm..Kilt or is it a SKIRT!!!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)
# depends on how
i'm you're feeling
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# chlistmas clackers
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Is it?
I really wouldn't know!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha
you said a funny! ¦:o{)
I laughing, then saw you post it! Me no laugh more!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Born =
Gay
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Alternative title
"Deseo que éramos Radiohead"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# glees
xkcd.com/56/
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# That album
is sooooo going to bomb.

They are now completely irrelevant and their 'audience' (ie those who buy CDs in tescos once or twice a year) have moved on to other equally insipid acts.

Gwinnie will divorce him within a year...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# You *are* the truth speaker, today, aren't you sir?
*shakes hand firmly*

Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# The Sage of sages...
I've just got a lot of forthright opinions to spout today is all
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Fuck me!
Does it matter what they call the album?
And do we need to know long before it comes out?

EDIT: Not a dig at you toasty! The bbc news.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# the marketing men clearly think so
remember it does take a good couple of months for information to seep in to the average Sainsburys music shoppers mind
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I like coldplay! But I don't need to see the title this early!!
I'll probably download it and label it a coldplay's 4th album.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# *coughs*
You LIKE Clodplay...?

*stunned*

I didn't think anyone actually LIKED them. Or is LIKE as in i LIKE chocolate digestives
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I don't mind them then!
I could just as easily play a coldplay album as play pearl jam or depeche mode.Just depends what I feel like listening too.
*puts Boys II Men on*




*Not really


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Is
Chris Martin gay then?
(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# only in the playground sense of the word i think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# So he's a gay paedophile?
Well, you learn something every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Is
He doing a duet with Rickie? Who's gay then?
(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)
# No
and no.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# It's not actual news,
its a press release.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# My feelings exactly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Fucksake.
I could have sworn they broke up.
I suppose it shouldn't really bother me as I dont listen to the radio and rarely watch telly, but still....
D:
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# you'll still hear it everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Wasn't Viva la Vida
A spicegirls song?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Wasn't that Viva Forever?
I'll get my coat.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Viva Forever?
Something something something.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# 2 concurrent posts say it's Viva Forever. It is therefore a FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Thank you Fact Guardian *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# riverghost is talking about a geri halliwell song
he's pretending he doesn't know the title.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Me chico latina.
top video naked on a speedboat!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# How's it going at the Guardian?

:p
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# the pay is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# That's because they spend all their profits
on the silly loss-leading wallcharts.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# they've just been downloading and printing out this weeks Image Challenge
the boss is currently running through the number of people that like horses with a board of investors
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)
# What what what?
You working for the Grauniad now?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# yes, I am their chief hummus designer




no, wheely is having a laff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# My first ever Internet embarrassment
was being added to a Ricky Martin mailing list straight after I got my first email address. I got Ricky Martin news in my inbox for fecking years afterwards, even long after he ceased being relevant (which was two seconds after 'She Bangs' was released).
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# What a clutch of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# nicely put.
and 106% accurate, also.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)

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