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# A sneaky preview
into what i've been doing all evening...

Photobucket

Trying my hand at steampunking, it's very difficult, hopefully will finish it this week if i find the time.

Edit: oh, and i know it looks like its drawn in pencil but it is tattyyshopped. There will be CFB options when it's done.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# This am lovely
I look forward to seeing the completed article
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# 'Ning ma'am
I forgot to greet you earlier ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# You did, I was deeply deeply hurt
hi
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Aww *enhugglifies*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Steampunk is ace.
As is the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Steampunk ftw,
^_^

Lovely piccy.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Do you fancy a game of iSketch?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Not tonight.
Sorry, dear. I can't think tonight. Too beat. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Heheh ok then ^_^
*stops beating*
I won't hit so hard next time.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# *bandages self*
Good.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Heheh :]
Hexy is getting up early tomorrow morning, so he can visit Mushroom :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# You've already skipped the whole marriage process
and gone straight to domestic abuse.

Congratulations.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# JAJAJ
in the words of a friend of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# this comedy gold *stops beating*
has been on the board 5 minutes

and nobody has sad anything

hehe "beating"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# lolbeating
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# lol!!!
"beating" :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# lollolol!!!!!
"Beetroot"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# O_O
beetroots aren't funny!

they are most serious!

lol! just funning!

beets!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# STEEB
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
#
\STEEB/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# STOORSTEEB
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# sounds vaguely nordic
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# It looks like "Doorstep"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# yeah a self assembly doorstep
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# needs more killer shit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Yes! I agree!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Woo!
Nicely drawn!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Function and form !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# back end of a racer?
from tatoooooooiiiiine
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# *glomp* wotcher.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# eeep
Glomped, sounds sticky
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# It's like a hug with a run up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I see,
Like a Gallop and a Hump.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# :D
Do you know what's odd? I can only remember snippets of taking to you. I remember sitting on a bunk bed smoking and giggling and then Micto telling me I was insane or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# NOTHING HAPPENED AFTER THAT
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I woke up in different clothes.
WHAT DID YOU DO
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# hehehe
no, you just talked, quite a lot, eventually our heads started to nod and you climbed down to bed.

Was fun, made me feel like a 12 year old having a midnight feast with a cousin, but with schweed rather than jelly babies.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# \o/ I was very happy, I remember that.
And then I woke up and MICTOFOOT had arrived in my vicinity.

Yeah, I do NOT shut up if I'm stoned. (View postcount for proof)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# It was a great great night, had tons of fun.
Aaaaaanyway, bed time for me.

Night nights
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Nighty night love!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Our conversation is my random quote on the stats page :)
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# heh
i love stat board, not seen myself on it before.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# The top three never change.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# haha
you need any more pills for the next bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# He really shouldn't have wasted any.
I was quite hammered. I lost all my money so everyone bought me drinks. At one point I think I had about 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# aww. Bless
I'll give you my personal protection this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Hahaha, you can be my boss and tell me off if I drink too much.
Someone shall have to. I am.... a tart for a 'good idea'. Like flaming drinks, drinks with layers or GREEN drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# IT'S WORKING! IT'S WORKING!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# your evening was well spent
this am woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Fabtastic, as I always am these days.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# i am happy
i have dark chocolate, pepsi and thai green chicken curry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# What fun!
I have SMARTIES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# smarties, eh?
are they eastery eggtastic leftovers?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# No, mum had to buy me a new easter egg today.
My stepdad took the microwave when he left, and I can only melt chocolate in the microwave (to make rice crispie cakes, of course) and I ended up burning ALL of my easter chocolate.
ALL OF IT.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# bastard!
making you ruin all your easter eggs!
i got a snickers egg off my mum and dad and a big smarties egg for being enough of a tit to go to a social club on sunday night wearing a bonnet.
ffs, a bonnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# i feel as if i am wasting my cock
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# hahaha what??!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# wonderful
there's a goodun in the film labyrinth i remember sarah and hoggle running from. could be worth a look for steampunking machine research.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# the cleaners?
that was awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# the cleaners
sounds about right. many spikes and whistles. must watch that film again sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# i watch it about once a month
mainly because i want to sex bowie hard in the face when he wears that blue jacket.....;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# What is it
It looks great but I dont quite get what it is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# you shall have to wait and see ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Ok when will it be done
I needs sleeps
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Is it a garfield strip?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# fresh?
Graphs?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Golf Sale?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# It's a victorian sex toy.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# pointy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# There was no sex in victorian times!
Perish the thought!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Hurray!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Ohhhh my mind, it is bad.
Please tell me this isn't a perpetual wee machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Filename says you're correct.
Sorry dear :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# nooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I'm sorry.
*offers hug*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# autobutter ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# *holds out popcorn bucket*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I'VE GOT SOME YELLOW LIQUID FOR YOUR POPCORN
AND IT'S NON-DAIRY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I am alergic to gold . . .
thank you anyway . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# It's not gold.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# this was my attempt at "steaming piles of punk"
(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Heavy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# he's fearful of magnets everywhere
(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Like it!
!
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Doh!


What will your fifteen minutes of fame be?
Perhaps you've already had it?
Perhaps it keeps you awake at night.
Perhaps you've never even thought about it.

Answers on a postcard or just below this if you like
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I've been on local radio
Advertising a show I was doing. That's about it though.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I think you're still owed 10 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I was also in the local paper aged 2 ish
My mum was campaigning against E numbers in foods
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# no more e numbers!
now they use chemical names again :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# They do - which is worse, in a way
It means I have to read labels more carefully
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# But Salt has an E Number,
all the e means is that it is a European Union accepted additive....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I'm not sure.
But it will end with "before turning the gun on himself."
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Splendid.
Don't make it a school though, that's been done to death.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I was more thinking a small village library.
"What do you mean there's no reference section?"
*whips snubnose revolver out*
*sounds a bit like euphemism*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Can you do a Morrisons, please?
It'd be doing the world a favour.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Have sex with Jim Morrison?!
No I will not, at any cost!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Well...
I was on Songs of Praise on Blackpool promenade when I was little...
I could also be seen in footage of a Welsh rally that was aired at midnight on some obscure channel. I was stood by the side of the road shivering.

I think that's all I'm getting tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# were you featured on songs of praise, or part of the 'flock'
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Oh, just part of the flock...
But I could be seen giggling slightly when the camera man knocked some little girl over the head with the camera...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# you are still owed 14 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# bad stuff probably
but i'd like to catch the first uk 60lb common carp
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*PANDAFAWN*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# hello you sexy girl
you alright
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# yeah,
how are you lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# i'm splendid
did you get your job?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# ^
*fingers crossed*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# awwwww
bless

i love you guys!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# not sure, they said they'd ring me at the bgin of this week
which i assumed would be today as of the bank holiday, so if i don't hear from them tomorrow, i shall assume not.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# ring them, , if you didn't ask nicelywhy as you would like to improve your interview skills
bit of positive can help soften it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Have you been getting sober again?
I dont like sensible mongy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# psssh.
sober mongy is great, drunk mongy is great. all types of mongy are great.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# i was on the naughty step yesterday :)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# What did you do this time?
Shit in Princess Anne?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# That's a lofty goal Mongy! I wish you much luck!~

and one day hope to be able to say "I knew that man"
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# it sure is a big ask
not sure one is even that big yet, might be one lurking somewhere, i will dedicate it to you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# GODSPEED!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I got into a newspaper once...
Although I wasn't named. It was because I went to my secondary school prom on a pogo stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Oh lord, this made me remember
I was in the local paper for walking the MacMillan Mile as The Emperor from Star Wars. I'd used a clay face mask for special effects makeup....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# 8 MINS INCLUDING THE eNUMBERS TIME
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Excellent
Tights over the face, or a balaclava?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# ooooo choices, choices....
Balaclava!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# AK47 or bazooka?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# BOTH!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# "Man dies whilst inside anonymous female celebrity"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# an anonymous celebrity
is that even possible?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Therein lies the brilliance of the scenaro.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I was on telly
in 1981 disco dancing for the UK, I came 3rd, Ive also been on BBC radio Cambridgeshire, playing Didjeridu
(lordy lordy, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Nice!
Is it on YouTube?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Have my image on a milk carton . . .
refrigerate when not in use
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Mine:
Had E-mail featured on Brian May's website (and replied to by the man himself). Was regarding my testicular health.

Also got pic nicked by Nutz
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# erm.... it's all about the bollocks with you eh?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *Teabags everyone
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Oprah raped me.
I meant, IS raping me.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Hold out for more . . .
Moooooooooooooooolah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# They took my thumbs.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# My brush with fame?
Apart from being on Garry Bushells show a few times, I was once in the Nickelodeon Studios with Clarissa from Clarissa explains it all.

You newbies may know her as Sabrina the Teenage Witch, but she'll always be Clarissa to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# There is a photo of me and a goat in some small local paper
and the article insinuated I was deaf. That is all I feel like saying on this subject.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I had 90 minutes of fame
I was on the telly (in South Africa) in a music quiz.

3 half hour programmes. Got through the first round got through to the semi-finals and the final.

Did I win? :)
Edit: For a while afterwards I was recognised in public. That was a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I once beat Keith Chegwin at golf
i was 11 years old and picked to play on some one hit wonder CBBC sports program. I played the shittest round of golf in my life and still beat him. I was on Paul Chuckle's team :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# [In response to:
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8217702



There ain't nothin wrong with lens flare! ;?P
]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Meh!
I dont even know what this filter malarkey is all about!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# My eyes, my beautiful small EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Quite right


oh, and lens flare ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Needs more evil hopalong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Amen!
*flares*
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# [Silver (Crab) Surfer]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I concur.
I have been known to use a flare or two myself.



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# needs more pain...
(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Send up a flaire . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Now, that's what I'mtalkingaboud.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# That's absofeckinlutely fantastic,
have you got an embiggaficated one?
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# This is the biggiest I gots . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Oh Valin...why must you tease us sew?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Fleeting Moments . . . .
. . . Fleeting Moments . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# DMT!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Lens flare is an AWESOME filter.

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I've got a let-ter..from a yung man..it says..Dear A-mer-ro..'jewlra-jewlra'..will you..fix it for me..to have a pic-cha..of a camel with Jee-sus..and a pint..of Juice.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# This is getting funnier the more I read it.
You break me so very often.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I very much concur with your sentiment!
How do Fae?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# How do erm.......Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# One should profile it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# *Trig*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# *fixes*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Yeth.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Aces, I'd like a tattoo parlour in Amsterdam please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# You can have a hamster in Lewisham.
That's it.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I don't know where that is though.
By the time I get there he'll have left.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Well, we'll staple him to a canoe.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Oh well that's alright then.
Routemaster tells me I have to go to Vladivostok to get to Lewisham. ONWARDS *toddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Lewisham is 3 stops from me on the train.
But that isnt the best fact, type it into predictive text and it comes up as Jewisham :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# worst place ever
to pick out a permanent marking!

Ummm, yeah, like a dragon robot and some cake, yeah. ha ha haa.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I will have one, one day.
And I shall tattoo everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# The band was Shu-waddeh-waddeh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Now then,
Now then!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Are YOU paying too much for your car insurance?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Sponsored by Powergen.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# You should write him some new material.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# "Hello I am a middle class stereotype!"
*fires lasers from eyes*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Marvellous, darling, simply marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# It's official
I love you.

(Seriously, I just did a proper lol :D)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# HEY!
Excellent news. See YOU at the bash then!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Absolutely!
And I have a private room. Granted, Mr Trellis will be in there, but I'm sure he won't mind...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Just tell him I'm the midwife.
And this is my.... frontally attached cervical probe. *buckles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Wear your nurse outfit
That'll do it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Over my pirate outfit?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Fucking hell you've just blown my mind,
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Wait until you see what I'm going to do with my peg leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Give me a series of splinters?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# If you're a lucky boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Nurse outfit but with pirate hat and boots?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# And cutlass.
And corset, over the top of the dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# wha?
wey?
whoaa?
gwaa?
hee?
phlaa?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I hope I don't need to direct you to Mock the Week
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I like Tacos.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# It was there that I saw my darling Russell for the first time.
He makes me hurt I laugh so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Dara for the win
He's in MK soon - but sold out, damnit!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Clearly both of you forget about the Boyle.
The mighty mighty Boyle.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Oh don't get me started.
He's Scottish, he's offensive and he's a bit evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Practically the complete opposite of me.
Well if you take the opposite of bit to mean massively.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# You can be very offensive, don't sell yourself short.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# That's true, I can shit in a boycunt or two when I want.
*shudder*

Actually no I promised I'd stop doing that. I'll stick to laconic humour from now on.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Who did you promise?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Myself
Because I am mental and partially schizophrenic (actually I mean multiple personality disorder when I say that, but it doesn't matter because I don't really mean it anyway).
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Really? My Uncle is.
sort of. I'm not sure, the family are very... 'family' about it, all I know is the nurse comes and gives him an injection and he stays Uncle Pete.

How interesting. Sorry if that's not the right response, I'm not very good at these sorts of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I'm not actually partially schizophrenic, hence why I said I didn't mean it in brackets.
I do have what could be considered as a personality disorder though. As back when I was still struggling with the whole seemingly perverse desires not mixing with my main personality well, and also the desires and wants seeming to spring up randomly and conflict. I deduced that logically everyone is made up of conflicting ambitions, desires and reason to some extent; hence why people say 'I don't know what I was thinking' or 'I must have made a bad decision'. When in fact they are excersising different parts of the id, superid, ego which conflict to some extent.

Thusly I decided to box all mine up nicely and pull them out at will like some bastardised magic spell or pokemon.

Extreme rage - I CALL YOU!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Ah, I can never tell if you're joking or not.
Everyone's just as conflicted, I think. I hope, certainly. God knows it's a bit of a struggle to stay unarrested quite a lot of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# They probably are, but as they don't notice it they are more swept with the ebbs and tides.
I'm more the kind who doesn't like unknowing influence. I have no trouble stay unarrested as I am a hermit and basically do nothing let alone anything wrong. However I do forsee a severe beating/sword fighting incident in my near future.

Also I did record that thing, but I still need to do hex's one and then cut them together nicely but now my throat seems to be fucked.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# No pressure, you take your time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# He is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Oh yes
why am I strangely attracted to him? He's a bit like a big Quasimodo chap, but I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# And he's a total lovely
And has the whole wedding ring thing going on...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Ohhhh yes.
That's quite terrible of us, you realise?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Oh completely
If Teh Tennant ever weds there will be trouble....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Sod it. It won't happen.
Even if it does, as far as we're concerned it hasn't and he's fair game. Bollocks, we saw him first. Says nowt about him seeing us.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Men NEVER need directions
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# THIS SPEAKS TO MY VERY SOUL

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Why Lord, Why?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Well, several reasons..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Go on.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Well..
It's complicated....consider the lilly..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I shan't.
Just to make your explaining harder.

Anywho, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Well,..
I mean, it's like Jesus said;

"Hello, I'm Jesus".
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# That line was totally taken out of context for thousands of years.
Bloody organised religion...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# BASTARDS!
YOU SOLD US OUT CONOVER!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# *raises glass*
I need to get me a Camel to drink with...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# fuckin-A
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I want to ride it . . . all night loooooooong !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# giddy-on=down!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# 8th Note


For a Friends Band, Click for bigger.
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# It's nice

although I fear the kind of music they make that way
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# For some reason makes me think of my childhood
very cool, how long did it take?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I drew it last night, then colored the full thing this morning until the afternoon with no break
so roughly 10 hours?
It was fun though
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Makes me want to eat sherbet
and drink Panda Pops.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I now want cherryade
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I have some cherryade in the fridge.
Want some?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Mmmm, yes please
*prepares for tripout city*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# It's only cheapo stuff I'm afraid.
But pour yourself out a glass anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Is it laden - LADEN I ask you - with additives?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# What do I look like?
Some kind of person that knows what's in the food he consumes?
There's probably water in there. And carbon dioxide.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS!: Cherryade in terror attacks!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# .
I want to pour Dandylion a Burdock down a wasps nest...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Is that what they call it these days?
I think I'll stick with 'Flange'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Youve just made a childhood memory very creepy indeed. thanks for screwing with my mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# This
Is


b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# thats cool
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Are they jazz? I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I loves me my jazz, but
they are rock / industrial according to his myspack


(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Eeeeeeeenterestink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Rollicking !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Bad aids?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I hate
Sebastian Coe!
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# you could make more money auctioning dogs!
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I am happy, but not because of your picture per se.

But because Gormeghast is now downloading for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Oooh, the one with Johnathan Rhys Thingummy?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Yeah.
Ive just finished reading the books again and I wanted to see the show again. I cant believe it is 8 years since it was first on! I hope its as great as I remember it :)

FACT! Mervyn Peake grew up near me....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Excellent decision
Johnathan Rhys Meyers in Velvet Goldmine? YUMMMMMMMM.....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Funnily enough,
I have never seen that! Despite the fact that it came out at the exact same time as I started going through a huge Glam Rock phase! I think I may download that now too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# iLovehorses

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# YEP***
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# i've met him, he's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I still get the fear when
I think about the Louis Theroux show he did!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I Knew those tranformers were everywhere!


Click for bigger (243KB)
(Anti-unplaceable because you know it makes no sense, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I am so hungry . . . where could she be ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# that is totally freaking me out
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Nice!~
I think I would eat her too
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Why can't she just leave the poor bastard alone?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# PHWOAR
and red riding hood is a bit sexy too
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# He spawned her from his back!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# She was found between his crack!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# She wants him in the sack!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# He gon' lay down his mac!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# He lives inside a shack

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Looks a bit like Burt Bacharach
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# but he writes like the worst hack
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Cos he uses Shake 'n' Vac
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# and he brought the freshness back
(smoosh)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# In a blue cadillac
(smoosh)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# To bring the freshness back?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# He got a big Almanac.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# With a rather pleasing rack.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# But he still takes Prozac
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# He finds it makes his arse slack.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# For otherwise he'd have a violent diarrhea attack
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Which only occurs if you don't read the faq.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Makes it hard to keep track !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# He has that kind of knack !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# MY SHARONA!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Have a
(byebye, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Wooyaypuppy!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Woo!
Happy puppy!
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Aaaw . . . come'n get it . . . nice !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one, I promise!
There had been some misunderstanding between characters and actors names when casting the crew for Voyager.

(jethou1, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# i can never UNSEE that
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# My thoughts entirely
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# there have been worse things
on this board in the last 48 hours ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I was fortunate enough to avoid your nakedness.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# There was nakedness?
And me not here?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# We all got naked and oiled each other.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# *checks friends activity*
LIES!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Ok, maybe it was a lie.
But the mental image should keep you going for a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# And going and going and going....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I'd best not tell you about what we did with the squirty cream.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Pictures or it didn't happen
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I'm afraid we can't just give these out for free.
Send the cheque in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Supply me with your bank details
I'll pay straight in. I've got a few million coming from a Nigerian prince to share out.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# That should just about pay for the 'special' pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I had
naked and chocolate for my 10k.
Proper naked, no hiding behind photoshop ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# i am regularly naked on b3ta but am yet to do it for an aniversary
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# sitting in your socks
surrounded by sweetie wrappers and beer cans whilst at the computer does not mean 'naked on b3ta' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Good job I've not got my socks on then
It still counts :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# haha
*lets mind wander off*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# *gets inappropriately bulgy in the trouser*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# No such thing as 'inappropriately bulgy in the trouser'
Well, maybe sometimes, but only if you're caught
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# how is your appropriate bulge m'lady?
and did you see how pretty Pasanonic made me look?

For the record, I went back and made Pasanonic start with a capital, just to show how great he is.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# My appropriate bulge is kicking away merrily
Have another scan tomorrow :) There is also less pregnancy ahead than behind me now, which is scary!

I didn't see - linky?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# brilliant :) David is a great name.
www.b3ta.com/board/8217501
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# So I keep being told....
And OOOOH love the eyes!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# you can thank Pasanonic and my mum for them
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Thanks Pasanonic and dbroon's mum!
(Seriously though, David ain't being used because it has unpleasant memories - bully at school, arsehole boss, you get the drift....)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# aaah, yes. I think you told me that before.
I don't have any other suggestions. I think my children will have numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# We have a few ideas
But I like the numbers idea. Would make things easier for my dad to remember who I am. And make me laugh at younger sister (number 2)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# hehe, does posting pics of your genital piercings count?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Only when clearly marked 'NSFW'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# well that ruins the surprise now doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# It does
But it also lets you keep posting
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# i do like not being banned,
not being banned is rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I prefer it too
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# *checks back*
Phwoar! Naked and chocolate and Tennant!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# you have a real worrying
concern about anything that might be homo-erotic. Embrace the male body and stop fearing it will turn you into an arse raper ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I'm perfectly capable of becoming an arse raper without seeing your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# his cock is quite sadly stuck inside the egg and cannot be seen by human eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Trying to fill up a Cadbury's Creme egg himself?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# pfft
that's quite a yucky image. I hate that I quite vividly imagined biting into a cadbury's creme egg that was full of spunk. I won't be buying them again. Fucking barbarians.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# I'm going to keep buying them until I find a way to eat one without getting sticky fingers.
It must be possible, but so far I've failed.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I find that putting the whole thing in the mouth works well
it shouldn't really be done in front of other people due to bloated cheeks and possible drool, but it keeps the fingers nice and clean.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I'll give it a shot when I'm not hungover and less likely to vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Having read that, I adblocked it before it loaded.
Should I have?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Nah, tis perfectly safe
Just disturbing
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# No goatse, promise
But I'd steer clear if you have a thing for Jeri Ryan
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I unadblocked it and it's not scary.
Phew.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Disturbing?
Guess how I feel for thinking it up! I must go and take my mind bleach now!
(jethou1, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Take it intravenously
Just to be sure
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# wont stop you fapping tho...
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# foretunately i had a wank earlier so this didnt spoil ti
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# metallic vagina angry man
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Vienna?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Oh. Oh god.
xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# If you will be ernest with me . . .
I'll be frank with . . . like hell I will !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Cripes!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I feel like my eyes have just been raped in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# jesus H muther fuckin' christ on a segway!
my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Aaaaarrgggghhhhhhhhh!!!
My EYES, my beautiful EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Epic Camel-Toe
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I maded this
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# It could do with an igloo.
Just a suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I maded this


Please pay Bastard & Bastard Advertising $425,000.00
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Corby.

Famous for Raging Speedhorn and, erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# WooW!
Docta Jone' no time for loafv!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Where do I get
tickets?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I've seen enough club tat to know that a strong graphic is what pulls the punters
stick a stormtrooper on anything and I'll pick it up. Same with Charlie's angel type sexy laydee silhouettes.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Now if only those two could be combined....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Bastard & Bastard Advertising just hired you for our next campaign!!
*pays you a $223,000 advance
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# How are you anyway, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# doing well, I'm making banner ads right now for a toe fungus product
this was a welcome break from that...

How's things in the homeland? Any news to report on the Meisjes?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Mmmm toe fungus
are they mushooms in the shape of toes?

I just went to a Surinam/Indonesian restaurant with some meisjes. It was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Shwarma?
all the meisjes go crazy for the shwarma
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Noooo
Moksi meti ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# worked for me.
And yes, I agree. There is nothing better than the artwork of Jason Brooks when it comes to selling dance music for example.
But selling to the young is easy, as you say, anything iconical and they are stealing from their dads in a clamour to buy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Love it! I think Mohaffaffafa would be good at this type of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# ^ this = good
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I'm not quite sure what to make of this
it that you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# 'No entry without your hat.'
WOO

edit: 'Feauturing' : To feature in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Bastard & Bastard Advertising just sent you a proofreading cheque for $82,000
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Nice doing business with you.

*doffs stetson*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# *imagines mass exodus from club when they realise it's just a bunch of scenester bands*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# i like it!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Hello
Are we Manc b3tards in need of another drunkenfest yet?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Not a bad idea
I find booze is a good cure for PhD blues.

Didn't almost everyone there either has or was studying for a PhD. Cocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# heh
I am DRunkenoaf. Okay, gaz me about possible dates and we'll sort summat out.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I can do a manc
booze-up if you can cope with a psychotic, drunken, old, bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# come on, you're not that old
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Ha
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# does it tile?™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Good question
Let me see...

What about this?

(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# This is not improving my poor eyes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Nice lipstick.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# yay!
this makes me happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Great moviescrolliosis
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Ya killin' me . . .
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I like the cut of your hue !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] While I am waiting for inspiration, here's this.
(jethou1, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# gin anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# No thanks.
I have Cider!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# how many vehicles
are on bricks on your lawn? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Only one at the moment,
but that is because weve only just parked up moved in.

What is rather amusing though, is while I was just on my way back from the shop with it, some kids were doing wheelies on their mopeds on the pavement. And I thought what pikies! Then I realised what I was carrying and thought about killing myself. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# haha.
drink on. I like cider.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# It is the drink of the Gods,
along with Gin and Tonic.

People! Come play fucking iSketch!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I have pretty much everything
The odd thing is that now I am grown up and can afford to keep a well-stocked cabinet I don't feel like drinking.

As well as the usual I must have about 50 fecking bottles of wine and half a dozen of champagne.
*sips water*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# thats terrible news! you really should try and drink at least half of them in a month
just to prove you've still got the power!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# good idea
but i have none
i shall have cassis and lemonade instead
/big fucking girl
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# You still just drinking that stuff?
Why dont you go and get some other alcohols :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# money, time, lack of planning
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Your excuses are justified!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# i'm tripping quite nicely papa.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# i shall have a waggledance, thanks
gin makes me paranoid the next day

*waggles and dances*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# That stuff is good.
I'm still nursing a hangover though, so won't be drinking tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Oo
Now I do rather like that stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I'm on the lager dear boy
and will be finishing off with the usual port and brandy. You are welcome to join me though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I've been drinking quite a bit of port lately.
I'm sure it's not natural at my age.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# i had a bottle of 12 year old tawny port recently
by fuck tha twent down well, and quickly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I have to put brandy in it.
I usually get a bottle of Taylor's 12yo each week. If I did not out brandy in it I could drink a bottle a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# it's fucking grand.
How can you expect to get the gout before 40 if you fanny about with alcopops?

Edit:// fuck me. Back in a bit. I seem to only have 4 beers left. I go away for the weekend and the shopping has gone to shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Oh, I can barely drink that shit.
Ale, port, whiskey and rum for me. Not normally at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Ever tried rum and apple?
A Rumpletini I believe it's called.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# No I haven't.
I'll try and remember to give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# i fucking love port and brandy
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Nah
It would taste horrible in my glass of cider
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# TJ:
isketch anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Give me 5.
Are you gonna set up a room?

Make sure you choose english words as I accidentally left it on US last night :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# It was YOU who made me draw an icebox!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# *hides*
And still, we use Iceboxes in England. They are just chillers for picnics!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I read that and giggled.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# It was YOU who made them draw an Icebox!?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# It was WHO, who made them draw an Icebox!?!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# It was THE WHO, who made them draw an Icebox!?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Was it SOON they drew the Icebox!?!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# With a PHOOM they withdrew the pickaxe?!?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# With a FUSE they threw the lice-clock?!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# A BLUES playing louse-tick?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# It was YOU who made me draw an icebox!?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I read that and chortled.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# that episode of the crystal maze was a classic!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I'M COMING OOOOOOOOUT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# It was YOU who made me draw an icebox!?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I read that and lolled hard.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha.
I found a torrent of the first 4 series of Crystal Maze.

It's the stuff of legend.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# He was
being to tire?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# It was LUC who made them draw an Icebox!?!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I love your eye work.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# LOL
*clickness*
(byebye, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Awww!
Yays! I am watching Top of the Form on tele :)

And doing the cryptic whilst drinking Cider!

Life doesnt get much better!

Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# aww! for the second time on the same page
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR!
AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR! AAAAARGH! THE FEAR!

*feels all nostalgic*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I knew one of the old timers
would do the fear response. It makes me feel nostalgic too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# i'm not an old timer
i'm a n00b
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# what do you call an old n00b?
just wondering..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# An 000b
Which sounds like "A n00b" when you say it anyway.
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# it pleases me that it is still going
though i doubt it can ever truly be killed
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# i stand corrected!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# hah, I'd forgotten about that
little abomination thing. What was it called?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I always like it
when someone saves me the effort of typing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Yikes!
(tomsk, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# brilliantly done
clickety
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# click
isketch anyone?

this is nice shiny eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# hahaha!
edit:
Ah yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
ETC.
(Pelle ghola, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Timing is everything . . .
POUNCE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Hahah awwwww!!!!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# the fear!
is afraid, we have a new winner?
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# lovely
*click
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# arrrgh
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# AAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!

(it eats mice as well as cats and b3tans)

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# awesome!!!
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Teh Fluff!!
;) Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 7:58, archived)
# FEAR!!!
FEAR!!!!!
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARRRR!!!!!!!!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 8:20, archived)
# That's actually terrifying
I IZ IN UR BED, GETTIN TEH FEARS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Klaus Schulze (badly traced in blue)
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# That's cool.
Looks rather picasso.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# moody, woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# This is just superb.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# The Organ Blues . . . cool . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I'd rather have studied this at A-Level
(I helped save b3ta! TGP on the rock 'n' roll, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Cor!
Imagine if there were lots of Dangermice!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Being Dangermalkovich?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# It's my first crack at Photoshop
and Being John Malkovich's cover's like the ultimate image editing for me. But it's on my to-do list :D
(I helped save b3ta! TGP on the rock 'n' roll, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# It's easy. Just time consuming.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I like to think you belmed each one of them individually.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I did.
It took me nearly 14 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Have a woo for dedication.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# It's easier than you're think, sure...
...but that's still fucking awesome.

I look forward to attempting to match that class
(I helped save b3ta! TGP on the rock 'n' roll, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I won an iPod Nano from Nuts magazine
for this pic last week.

It hasn't arrived yet though.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# haha


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# there are
in one episode, baron greenback accidentally gets penfold to make thousands of dangermice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Enjoy yo' Pizza?
: )
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Yes ta
More than B&Q :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# B&Q is a time and vitality sink
Good job you hit the hut to compensate!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Cor!
DM
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# LENNIE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Cunt Duckula
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# yay penfold!
(Pob mk2, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Nice!
Diana?
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# *tends rabbits*
*looks at reflection in riv...
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I'm desperately mocking up
Leaflets etc for a possible graphic design job. I aint got the foggiest really but was asked to supply examples of flyers and posters..? Does this look professional, if not what would you alter??

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Cheers for any serious help :)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# The decade?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# ah
does it look very dated? hmmm
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# It's not too bad down to, say the Y in Spatula Andy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Proper constructive dismissal, you say?
The Malfunction and the Spatula Andy are okay fonts, but in the main you have splattered too many fonts onto a dreary and mottled and slightly DPM background.

You need the fonts to stand out more and perhaps to use fewer fonts (fonts are not cool in themselves if you do not make them yourself).

This looks like a lot of fliers I see about, but it is just text on an image and I would have to say that it lacked for professional design.

I am being very harsh here, but you did ask for honesty. I am willing to lie if that is preferable?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Much appreciated
I feed off your type of comment, its all good!
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Personally
I would desaturate the bg a little and make the text other than the title all one font.

EDIT also, perhaps take away the coloured outlines on text. for example, the venue info could easily be just white text a little smaller so it would stand out in colour but not take away from the band names
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# re your edit, i like the look of the 'indie night live music featuring' bit
and i think that fucked up cooper type font is great, and in that instance ifeel the outline works

although the drop shadow and outer glow can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# yeah
I was refering specifically to the last line about the venue. I wasn't very clear.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# ah yes
true
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I'm not sure about the emboss on Malfunction.
It looks like it's smeared and scratched- to me giving that depth makes no sense.

That could just be me though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# less fonts
things alway look fucking rubbish if you use more than, say, 3 fonts

what thiswasmyclone* said too

it looks like you just went for the most interesting looking fonts and colours, rather than deciding on an overall look

make it readable, decide on a layout, and choose a colour scheme

maybe sketch a few ideas out on paper first
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# yeah
was sort of thinking that, cheers!
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# it does the job
wouldn't win awards, but wouldn't look out of place on the floor in the entrance to Fopp.
If you're trying to get a job at a decent design company then you probably should have done your research first. Or at least know what you like and how to express it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Oh,
and i don't know how professional it is to say spazz on a flyer. I know there's no doubt a band called something like that out there, but it's not very PR friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I thought he meant it was for a one-off
ie. someone asked him to mock up a design. But you're right, if it's for a proper job and the band name is made up then it would have to be flawless design before you start inserting that level of homour
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# sorry if this sounds nasty
but i think that a record background is a bit stereotypical,
if i was any good at anything i would suggest something else
but im not, sorry, but i still think it looks good!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# nah
its all constructive! ive got 3 days to come up with stuff so im taking all the notes i can :)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# too many typefaces
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# make it photocopy friendly...
convert it to greyscale and have a look... (all the promoters use b/w pictures... saves a shitload of cash when you make 1000+ copies)
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# is it easily read
and available in large print for pensioners?
(Pob mk2, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I'll do it for you - I'm a web designer.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# And his half sister
is Naomi Campbell.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# what is the other half?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I'm clicking on this...but it don't work.
You must feel QUITE the fool right now.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Shit biscuits.
I spent fucking hours on that.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I was picking my nose as I reached this image
one snort later my hand is covered in snot. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# The point of this picture is
to remind you of the coolness of Britain's Will Smith, not to help you evacuate your sinuses.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Too many fonts
many of which aren't easy to read at a distance.

Difference clouds? DIFFERENCE CLOUDS? You'll be laughed out the building.

Take a look at designs for festival line ups and take some inspiration from there. Use Malfunction as the main idea, i.e. broken items etc rather than some vinyl. Try this: images.google.co.uk/images?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&q=gig+flyer&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# good points made here
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Haha
I am ashamed of my difference clouds now, Ive never felt that feeling in my life before
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# if you use anything
out of the photoshop box which includes filters and fonts, the design industry will wonder why you are wasting their time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# At least it's not lens flare
but an obvious filter is a bad filter in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Needs a hot sweaty girl with big tits.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# the component parts seem ok for a flyer
but the venue needs to be a bit clearer, as that will be the eventual client.

what kind of job, junior designer?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Are these the fonts that the bands themselves use?
Else change 'em to a single one.

Also the background isn't sufficiently contrasting with the text-- it harldy jumps out at you. As it seems everyone else is saying these things too, I'll return to lurking for the moment! : )

Edit: On the plus side, I like what you did with the text at the top, and it does look like almost every other flyer like that out there (there are pros and cons to that...).
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I would change the record in the background
for something which you don't notice at first but turns out to be very surprising.

And make it landscape.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# margins
give it 5mm margin all round.

It gives the printer a fighting chance of not trimming a letter orf.
(driverchris, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Looks just right
for a malfunction . . . I like it . . . but would still heed some of the advice . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I reckon
you should leave it as is, pretend it's real, and tell them that your client specifically requested an eye-melting neon Nu-Rave look or something. Then start again on something else completely different using everyone's advice in this thread.
(tomsk, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# you don't have a foggiest about what?
If you don't have the foggiest do you think they will?

too many fonts used...and they're not that legible
it doesn't give me a feel of what the night will be like.
put your own mark on it...it looks like a thousand other flyers that are churned out without a thought about what the night is about.

it looks crowded..and center the text

or talk a lot of shite and blag your way into it...good luck

and look at other styles of flyers for inspiration...but don't rip them off ;)
[Gig Flyers]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Can I recommend looking at...
www.theserif.net

It's basically daily updates of design portfolios and bits they like. I'm quite new to the whole graphic design thing and I've found it really useful in terms of seeing what other people are doing.

I'd agree with the fewer fonts things on your flyer and I'd also suggest thinking about heirarchy in that my eye doesn't naturally follow the text down the flyer.

(geekboy Hillbilly., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# What everyone else said
but I also feel there are a few too many colours. And if you're going for a busy background then I'd stick to simpler fonts. This looks way too busy.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Don't just limit the number of fonts
Change the size, also. I would make "Malfunction" larger and put "indie night" closer to it, as if it were part of the logo (possibly right underneath "Malfunction" and to the right). Make the outline of "indie night" match the colors in "Malfunction" to make it seem like one piece --a logo.

Put "live music featuring" closer to the band names, and make the names/logos smaller.

I think the time and date should be closer to each other.

Remember the four basic rules of design and layout:

Contrast
Repetition
Allignment
Proximity
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# He sometimes has problems keeping up
with the pack


click for a good hard biggering
(byebye, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Aw!
Bless.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# They will wait for him.
Now he has friends.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Friends
with serious balance issues :)
(byebye, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Now do the other way around!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# How can I refuse?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# pfft!
pff
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Heheh he is lovely :]
DO WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I bet he makes up for it by getting all the ladies.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# great stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I like how you've taken a photo of something and made into something different and interesting.
:D

(I'm such a scamp)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# You should try it
=D
(byebye, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Bing!
:D

(I like your picture btw)
(I was referencing..oh sod it)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# thats ace...
You get
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Spot . . . is on the prowl !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# poor little fella! not got a clue which way to go!


(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Have a Siamese bunny
(byebye, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# aww!
that's a lovely
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I rode up to Rivington Pike
Click to embiggen. Lots.



In case you're wondering, its 1000 feet up, you can see Manchester on the left. Check it out:

www.flickr.com/photos/soundman/sets/72157604244307686/
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I recognise it well
as I ride up there one of most weekend mornings.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Ha! Very funny.
"Weekend mornings", indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# That's rather smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Wow!
*click*
That's wonderful ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# whoa, that's rather nice.
My aim in life is to now build a monitor/array of monitors that will comfortably take this as a desktop background.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# 4 reasonable 21"+ should do it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Gorgeous
(byebye, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I can see Horwich
Nice picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# NAME THAT RESERVOIR!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I didn't register Rivington
:((((
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Manchester you say?
Ahhh thats better...



Really cool picture by the way, how'd you do it? Sorry for bastardising it...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Thats Bolton
you daft bastard. Still, Bolton is shit.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Dont worry
Ive got more in the attic...Lancashire! Inflict Peter kay on us will you! Have some of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# At first it was cute, but now she just wished it would piss off.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha
nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Yes.
Nobody likes a C4mbodian woman in their flight path.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
also woo!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Why so puzzled . . .
just tongue it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Good advice for all circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# That's right . . . if you can't join'm . . . lick'm !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I was requested to do a b3tan
and not up the arse for a change. I hope I have not failed.



Click for bigger (396KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# wow
what filter did you use to make that?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# hello ducky
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# hello matey
how's life treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# average to not bad. How about yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# well
apart from having to buy a whole new car after killing my other one, and being knackered from spending my easter weekend doing fucking bastard shitty DIY bollocks

not too shabby thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I used the wacom
pen filter with the photoshop brush filter.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# HE FILTAD!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# that's rather good
hair's in lovely condition
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# pro-v
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# well spotted.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Nicely done.
I assume you took him up the arse as well.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Please call crimestoppers on 0800 111.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# I like
muchly

please give me a photoshop lesson. pretty please
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# it's only tracing.
once you have a tablet that has proper pen pressure sensitivity and learn how to make the brushes to suit it's surprisingly easy. They do take an average of 3 hours to do but just patience really.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# its a brilliant effect
ill get a tablet one day...
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# if you cover over the lower face (beard)
then it looks like Alex Turner

it also looks very, very good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# i had to google that name
and it still took a moment to register
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# if you cover all but the beard it looks like jimmy hill.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# if you cover it all
it looks like my hand
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# hehehe!
tj if i may, barring the stray comma and the gap that will no doubt get filled, how's this looking.

needless to say they were mad to ask me to have a go at it, gratis i may add, i'm way out of my comfort zone.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# hahahah
ace

i think it needs more cats
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# perhaps on a bouncy castle
i have no idea if this will get approved, i think they had the usual sort of thing knocked up with clipart and a few crap photos of bouncy castles and face painter in mind. but once you've seen one of them you've seen 'em all. i thought i'd try them with something a bit fluffier.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# yeah
the whole village fete promotional scene needs a kick up the arse
and you're the man for the job :)
seriously though, more kittens
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I can't believe you have
not added 'kiddie fisting' for the b3tan version.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# no, this is a genuine work in progress
and as i know bugger all about graphic design it's proving painful, me and fonts just don't get on.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# not much of a graphic design bloke myself. But I used to
bang a bird that claimed to be ( a bloke? no, a graphic artist )

The main thing I remember about fonts is a number one rule. Don't use too many typefaces ( rarely more than 2 ) as it very quickly confuses the eye.
Also consider if they have to print it then what the costs might be using a gamut of colours. Oh yeah, remember to be working in CMYK mode with proof colours on or it could all look very different when it comes back from the printers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# ta a bunch
and i appear to be doing something right, 2 fonts so far.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# SPANG
of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# JIMMY HILL?!!!
bah.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# is that you?
you have very fine looking hair though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# cheers
although it's quite thick ashally :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# volumnising conditioner ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# tres bon
someone buy that lad a haircut!
(Pob mk2, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Bloody hell that's good
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I just keep thinking
ALL HAIL HYPNOBROON!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I keep thinking
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I'm gonna watch Hypnotoad
from the new movie extras now. But I guess that was your plan all along. Damn you hypnobroon.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# fwahahahaha
*waits for plans involving cucumber and vaseline to come to fruition*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# That's very lovely.
Have a well done; redeemable at most* major book shops.


*none
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# bloody hell
that's incredibly good. I'm quite lost for words. Thanks a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# you are welcome
you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I think I might need to change my sig
I'm not sure anymore if I'm a cunt or not.

It really is an immensely good picture. That's the birthday present for my mum sorted. Now, if you could just do something for my dad, that would be great.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Does he take it up the arse?
or will I have to draw your fucking sister now? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# nah, my sister's a munter
I definitely got the looks.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I like how you take a photo of something, then make something that looks like that photo.
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)

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