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(And this is why I rarely do animations. One day, I might attempt the scanlines trick)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)

nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nie cniecni nice nicencnic neinc nice nicen icen cneicnei

nicenicenicenincei nicencei nice

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

Iceni!

Also: Yay Flap!!

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)

Well

Better than the original.

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

Unexpected Flap!

More of this sort of thing

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)

I managed to get mine down to 42k with compression

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

looks like a couch we had

about 1987

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

I do hope this art is for sale.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

a woo and a yay and 'tis yours!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)

WOO YAY

mine

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

Oh bugger.

I'm afraid I can't afford such a price.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

It's like 1989 in picture form.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

that's a bit they missed in Back to the Future

going back to 1985 and realizing how horrible it looked

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)

I'd have loved it.

Being around in the 80s but not old enough to have experienced the fashions I love most of them. Obviously not all, not puffball skirts, but a lot of it I love.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

but now it fashion

back then it was your everyday printed pattern fluo pink shirt

with fluo sunglasses button pin and
clip watch

oh, the shame

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)

If everyone else was

I would.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)

80s party time!

I went to one recently, it was actually fun.

Oh, I forgot the sweatband

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)

I want to go to one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)

You can go dressed as the old channel 4 logo.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)

Or I could go wearing clothes either from the 80s

or made to look as if they were.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)

turns out that most people bought their clothes from H&M

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)

Not much of a party.

I suppose you'd drink lots and have sex instead of talking about archaic French monarcies and then duelling to the death.

Tsk, young people.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)

I haven't been to a 'party' in years

I have no idea what I'd do. Probably stand outside smoking and sneering at everyone else.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)

I've never been to one, never understood how standing around in vast groups and drinking was entertaining.

I thought that perhaps the alcohol pushed people to a point of zen readiness so that the collective mass could then calculate like a quantum processor, but I never found any evidence.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)

That and it makes playing twister really quite funny.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)

I wouldn't know.

I do however know that sexual activity seems to make you prone to straining shoulders, arms and backs for some reason.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)

You should probably wash your hands of it

altogether.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)

your too young to remember 1989!

Bloody kids, Grr
I remember when kids had...
bloody
kids
Bloody
I remember when all this was fields

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

Like fuck am I.

I was mainly at school or watching Thundercats.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

Watch it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)

did you secretly fancy liono?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

No, I was a Cheetara girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)

OOh

I had a bit of a crush on her.

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)

wily kit for me

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

We all did.

I blame her and She-Ra for making me a bit bent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

she was a dirty dirty slut

and she knew it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

EXACTLY.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

your destroying my child-hood fantasies

Stop it before I am forced to cry

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)

Your childhood fantasies?

How old were you in 1989?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)

oh alright

My mid twenties fantasies

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)

Yeah, fucking exactly.

I was 4, 5 for the last month.

No hang on.

No, I am right.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)

Sob

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)

Yeah, see?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)

Hides behind Smash Monkey

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)

*rapes vinegar strokes' happy place*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)

I fucking love you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)

be gentle with me

It's my first time
Today

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)

time for me to go and talk to some policemen

play nice now children, If you good while I'm out i'll bring some chicken entrail in batter and reformed powdered potato, or happy meals as they are called

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)

Can you make 5 shapes, each of which contains 2 goats and a duck

using just 4 straight lines? Each line must begin and end at the picture edges.
See page 24 for solution.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

can i take my finger off the glass?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)

yes

but you have to keep the tongue on the window
;)

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)

funky

looks like some drugged up 60s montage...

awesome tho

*clicks for colourfulness*

it reminds me if when i was a hippy =P

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

It reminds me of the future.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

Well known phrase or saying...

Click for bigger (102KB)

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tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

Is it 'pointing is rude and will get you arrested'?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

its a playground policeman?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

it's a park pig

18 - shit! must not burn these up until i have a post to post

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

how about "i wouldn't want one of those swimming up my arse"

...

oh, you mean from the picture

19, apparently

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

as my dad used to say

"If it don't swim up the Thames, don't put it in your mouth"

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

is it

"try touching a policeman's knob and see where it gets you"

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

thumb help me and I will help you?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

pig in a poke

???

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

poking a pig

we all have. when drunk

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)

C'mon it's a picture

of a FAIR and a COP.....

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tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

if you don't play fair

You'll cop this?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)

you can bring a cop to a fair, but you cannot make him drink?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)

a cop in the hand

is worth two in the fair

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)

a COP smell his own FAIR first?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)

i no i no

jee wizz

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)

Is it

"what are you blithering about"?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

it's a fair cop

AICMFP

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

Spoil sport

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)

did i win

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

oh alright I give up

I'd have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids, and they're dumb dog

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)

pffftttt

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

Yes you get

to ride on the Big Dipper

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tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)

woo hoo

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

Policemans Big dipper

Commonly known as a Truncheon

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

my my grandma, what big hands you've got

~~grandma~~ walken

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

He's your Gran?

Wow

(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

he might be

i'm not giving away family secrets on the board

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

did you do the nasty in the pasty?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

are you still there mutster

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

Optimized to "0" quality and it's still just over 50kb :(
136kb version

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)

I really like these ones.

I saw the one you did for postbear, and that was lovely too.
Well done sir!
Edit: Unoptimised is awesomer :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

Excellent work

looks very intricate indeed!

Yay!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

My fucking screwed up mind:

Let me show you it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

that's lovely!

it looks like etching or even machined enamel

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

are you some kind of

closet aristocrat with your Fabergé noticing ways?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

noooooo

.....i just like antique enamel...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

come and clean

my bath then. Badumm tish!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

pff

was it designed by mackintosh?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

It's the lesse known

Victorian designer, Armitage Shanks. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

ah.

does your bathroom light at least have a tiffany-glass shade?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

Hello lovely lady.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)

same to you!

i'm in a good mood today, i got free chicken!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

Free food is fucking excellent.

Or is it a live chicken? If so call it Fae. In fact, fuck it, call it Fae anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)

Does she *have* to fuck it?

Can't she just call it Fae?

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

If she calls it Fae then she'll be overcome

with a sudden urge to fuck it anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

so are you saying that your natural horny fuckability is as a result of your name?

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

It's why I get my bitches to say it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

That and the uncanny resembelence.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)

Now I understand everything

Thank you all.

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

I'm gonna go and get a beer now

and call it Fae. I shall then do unspeakable things to it with my general mouth parts.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

As if you could do anything else.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

it's not live, it's drumsticks

i've just been checking my receipts and realised the shop never charged me for a huge bag of drumsticks. i did used to have a live chicken, it was a rhode island red called lenny henry.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

I want a chicken.

That'd be ace. I'd call him Percival.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)

I'd have a duck with "Percival" as its middle name.

And Christopher as its first.
Chris P. Duck

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

Oh bravo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

This is what he'll look like

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)

He am lully.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

Yes, he am :]

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)

i'd like a couple of dorkings

but i can't really keep them in a suburban communal garden :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

Couple of what?

Get a chameleon. Call him Kro'nth'Ptaa-Ech.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)

dorking.

very old breed of chicken

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

Ahhhhh.

I know NOWT about fowl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

My Dad used to work at Chessington zoo

They had a penguin called Pringle

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

Catch a baby fox and then domesticate it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

I'm afraid not.

We used to have a faux one in the bedroom but I accidentally broke it. I hated it.

Bathroom shade is etched glass though.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

i love tiffany glass

i like art nouveau glass, too, especially if it's encased in pewter

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

Hello.

I thought I saw you today, but I don't think I did. And even if I did, I'm not shouting 'PASANONIC' at rush hour without being sure.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)

hehe.

you are getting mightily obsessed with seeing me around recently. You need to remember I'm currently oop North.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

What can I say, Manc lads do it for me.

My ex (who looks remarkably similar to one of the lads out of Superbad) came from Stockport. Which isn't far, as I recall.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:50, archived)

Indeed no.

It's not far from Manchester although in a different county. It's not far from me in Cheshire.

I screwed that up. I meant in a different county from me but not that far. In fact Stockport used to be in Cheshire when I was a lad. I think they moved it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

Well he took me to Manchester.

So there. He and all his mates hung around on that...bit with the big steps. Near Starbucks.

Even then I wondered why.

(I should point out this is about 7 years ago)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)

I have no idea where you mean.

I can't recall where a starbucks is in town. I avoid the centre now if I can.

Most of the half-wits and chavs hang around in the Arndale Centre or if they are having a treat and a day out they go to the Trafford Centre

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)

It's a big outside bit

FULL of goffik teenagers.

Does that help?

I nicked his virginity. But that's another story for another time.

How was your day? Did you hit things with other things and grunt a lot?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

I'd guess somewhere around Affleck's Palace,

but I don't know if there's a starbucks around there.
I'm with Pasanonic and generally avoided the centre when I lived there.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

Afflecks Palace.

I've been there, that's where the big white snowbeasty thing is, yes? I bought beads.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

Could well be.

It's a confusing maze with lots of little stalls and tattooists and music shops and things.
I bought my devil fancy dress costume there.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

I barely remember it at all.

I was all enamoured and teenaged.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

I've sat on my arse drinking coffee

and watched TV all day and exchanged pleasantries and not so pleasantries with people from the Home Office and my MP.

I expect it was the Town Hall in St Peter's Square.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)

That must have been nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

I have a lovely old enamel wood burner in my garden

It's waiting for me to build a work shop round it

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

sounds lovely

but i can't get the image of an aga out of my head now!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)

like an arga

But about 18" square on top and about 2' 6" high

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)

Woo

at least this one isnt moving

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

What on earth are you on about?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

Argh!!!

My eyes!!
:D
Edit: How long do these take?

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

You gave me nightmares with this.

I had a cheese named after me.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

"MrPineapple Organic Grass Fed Free Range Unpasteurised Cheddar"?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

Well that's these eyes broken.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

(A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

Let me ask

did you just animate that with 2 frames? One normal one negative?

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

save if as a gif I'm sure that will help :)

(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

Unfortunately not

.gif and .png make a far worse job of it. The problem is, despite the fact that it's not obvious, there are a lot of colours and gradiations in there.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

That's a side effect of being a racist dick.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

Shut it whitey.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

I was beeeing the sarcastic

try a raw tiff thats good for internets

(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

Nah, bmp is where it's at.

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

RIS?

;)

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

i knew it was yours before i finished scrolling

very nice

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)

Tuesday afternoon poo shenanigans...

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Ninj, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)

that's a shit game

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

hello person who signed up to b3ta immediately after me

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

Nice Profile...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)

keep refreshing it for added cheap thrills

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

how random is random?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

olives

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

but on wednesday its the bus

(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

cardigan rockets

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

i never went to Bude after all

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

Guppy Escalator

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

it's gone, you'll have to settle for borax.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)

you see, this is why it always rains on sundays

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

i'll get it myself

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

Hah!

Great stuff.

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

Shopped only please

Todays Word is PLUMS

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

PLUMS!

good for what ails ya!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

Was it running then?

as opposed to solid....

:)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

is this game going to be any good?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

More paintmash!

You crazy folks seemed to enjoy the picture what I done on Paint earlier...so here be another one what I just did out of my brain.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

aqua sword??

paint is best for graff

I think

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

woweee

thats good!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)

excellent mash.

have an axeman.

Click for bigger (243KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

*adopts 'scary' death metal voice*

BAPTIIIISED IN, FIRE AND IIICCCCCEEEEEE!!

*starts coughing*

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

Good stuff

Woo

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

OK, I know the first effort with a newly acquired tablet

are meant to be CDCs and the like. But I tried out a bit of sketchy-tracing business instead. So, here you are...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

does that sight say

no ball games?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

*ponders*

Nope, sorry - you got me.

Eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

*checks last post*

*spots mistake*
oops! that should be sign, not sight.
damn you, fat fingers!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

hehe -

In that case, sadly - no it doesn't.

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

Does it say...

"FRAGILE - Do Not Hit with Hammers"

???

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

*Everything* needs to be hit with hammers.

Especially horses, the toothy bastards.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

OK...

* Hits Gruntfuttock with hammers

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

*congratulates on correct interpretation of the rules*

Ow! - Hang On!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)

it could be a sign

explaining that, due to excessive graffiti, the council have decided to remove the cdc climbing frame and swings

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

or added an A to the name of the town

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

indeed

the council are mysterious and stupid.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)

quick.

get a magenta cock into the post too and all will be forgiven. Remember the pube rule!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

I was enjoying myself with the tracing and stuff.

Will this pea do instead?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

0_0

shiny!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

s'nice that

really atmospheric

its not a cock though is it? :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

check the clouds for phallus shapes

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

^ I should have thought of that...

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

Well, it's not a CDC but you can have a reluctant woo.

Woo, very nice.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

That's lovely

I'm tempted to get a tablet but I can't even begin to justify spending a couple of hundred euro.

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

I also have a suspicion that it's going to end up eating more hours

than a games console.

Ah well.

Edit: And thank you :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

Another reason for me not to buy one too....

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

Very nice.

I can't believe I still want a tablet!

*hits self*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)

Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

HAHAHA

crikey my sides are splitting!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

I suggest A&E in that case.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

oo that's good stuff Grunty

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)

Thank 'ee, Mighty N!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

Far too late for the bandwagon...

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

I still can't believe that she's only 32.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

pleb life

is hard life

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

I think she hawt

Super-mega-hawt

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

Different species

Those genetic mutations catch up after a while, ya know.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

*cringes*

I thought that one had gone away...

EDIT switch the photos of b3tard and Shannon's mum and you're on to something...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

Ha Ha!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

I missed the bandwagon!?

oh, can I stick this here, then?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

pff

chicken fillets

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

Hello :]

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

claaaaaaaaaaaan

hello to you!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

It hurts like HELL.

And they did it be-LOW the knee!
Hell-o.
They did it twice, hello to...
And jigsaw must mean you!
Hello to you!

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

and the jigsaw must mean you!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

I got in a sneaky edit, I accidentally posted it before I finished :P

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

pff

i'll believe you, thousands wouldn't!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

Heheh.

Rimmer is a loon, isn't he?
Especially with his Quagaars

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)

indeed

IT'S A SMEGGING GARBAGE POD!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

The best bit is where Lister has some sort of "attack" inside the quarantine room

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

hahahahaha!

that whole blowing-on-the-glass bit gets me every time!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

That's the bit! :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

still not as good

as rimmer's bit in quarantine, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

With Lanstrom's virus?

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

yes!

"so, let me get this straight: you want to fly on a magic carpet to visit the king of the potato people and plead with him for your freedom, and you're trying to tell me you're completely sane?
classic!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

That's one of my favourite episodes :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)

Rip off merchant J K Rowling sued ...

Whole sale thief...

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

she's been sued?

linky...?

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wjh31, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

she be sueing

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/open_thread/2008/04/the_crying_game.html

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

"I don't want to cry because I'm British"

I'm sure it's more because you'd melt, you sour faced hag.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

WTF!

"I really don't want to cry," she said, "because I'm British."

she realy does need to get a life - IT'S ONLY A STORY!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7346093.stm

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

well thats just gay of her

if she's not prepared to let her fans join in then she doesnt deserve to have any of her money, you write the book for other people, not for yourself

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wjh31, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

Well it's not like it's the first time...

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=harry+potter+unofficial+guide&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

she seems to be of the opinion

that someone writing a literary reference guide is in fact stealing her work and that she (Rowling) alone of all the authors, has the monopoly for such reference to her own dubiously researched and badly attributed stories.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-%26-entertainment/rowling-unveils-plan-to-have-all-the--money-20080415872/

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

haha.

you have no idea how much I enjoyed that.
Find of the week.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

I think that sig merits the final office lol of the working day.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

Haha!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

*bookmarks

didn't know about this site, looks like a british onion!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

I enjoyed this.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

lemon wipes ftw!

OK that was the final office lol. Home tiem!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

what?

you can get banned for pleasuring yourself with a lemon wipe?
good thing i always travel by road...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

sound like it could sting a bit

and what if it gets lost in the old wizzards sleeve?
hmm
I feel a government directive coming on here

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

wizzard's sleeve? is rincewind involved?

if he is, there'll be no need for the lemon wipe!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

I think he might be

intimating you have a minge like a clown's pocket. The cad!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

my mimsy is NOT full of glitter and balloon animal balloons!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

Well thanks for ruining my fantasy.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

IIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE CLOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNSSS!!!!

and........relax......

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

really

who did she rip off?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

just about every

Greek mythological story perhaps? I wouldn't know.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

Aw, come on

Every author since ancient Greece has ripped off one of those, whether consciously or not

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

yeah

it makes me so angry i could kill my dad and shag my mum

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)

Not true

I wrote a bedtime story for adults and not one Greek hero is mentioned. And i got paid!

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The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

Bet

they never went and sued someone else for doing it.....

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

In fact didn't one of the Ancient Greeks say that there were only 5 stories that could ever be told.

Or something like that.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

yeah

happy
sad
a bit gay
well gay
weird

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

drawing on their collected history

not ripping off.

your lordship.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)

I think

It could also be Star Wars

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

Dead authors who can't sue cos they are dead...

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

ris?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

Cynic.

It's not about the money - she said so. It's about ... it's about ...

Hard work or summat.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

But she needs the money to fund more plastic surgery

in order to turn herself into Paris Hilton.

Probably.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

She stole my words

I use the words 'and' 'fist' and 'gel' and she stole them to put in her book

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The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

Is she using the gel?

Please tell me she's using the gel.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

selfish minge winkle!

how much more money does she need?
SHARE THE WEALTH YOU HAG!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

That's what you get for writing shit books.

Lots of money....

Life confounds me sometimes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

fuck

i'd better delete my manuscript and start writing shit, then!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

How does one delete a manuscript?

Given that manuscripts have to be hand written.

As an aside, what is your book about?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

it's hand typed ;)

and it's a book on nutter spotting and identification. it's the only thing i've written in the last 5 years that i've actually wanted to carry on with.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

I know what you mean.

Writing humourist stuff is considerably easier than any other form of writing.

I had an epic classic kind of idea the yesterday, after finishing up reading Dumas, but it would end up being about 400 thousand words so fuck that - I'm just too lazy to follow through that kind of idea.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

i alwaysa find it best

to write down the outline of a new plot, then leave it for a while. if it still seems like a good idea after a couple of months, it's worth doing.
i got bogged down doing poetry for a while, but it's so easy, it makes me feel slightly dirty.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)

I find having plot outlines or decent plans seems to get in the way of my blind terrible writing.

I managed to do my first draft from start to finish in 2 weeks, without any idea of the plot or even purpose other than what would happen at the end of the very last chapter.

And that's why my second draft requires rewriting the entire thing, huzzah.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)

hahahaha!

i know EXACTLY what you mean! i've had ideas and dreams that would make fantastic finales, but no idea about the beginning or middle!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)

Mine wasn't even really a finale, it was just sort of a joke at the end.

The rest was a pointless amble around to lead up to that point.
I find that good novels need promises, problems and resolution - that is why I avoid all these things.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

that's why i'm doing my spotter's guide

it doesn't need a plotline, it's the same basic premise repeated over about 20 chapters

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

Good idea.

It's better to not bother with plots or attempt human emotions or resolution because invariably all modern literature do them shockingly. It's like someone injecting pathos straight into your eyes.

I only wrote my first draft six months ago and on looking back on it I realised that I had attempted to show the real complications of emotion and ambitions, but it way just embarrassingly awful. Like reading a 15 year old emo's poetry or something.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

exactly!

some of the stuff i was writing would make you sick! i'll stick to "reference" books in future ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

I tried a reference book once...well twice actually.

It was a history book...of the future...which I made up...and essentially just consisted of dates and descriptions of events.

The other one was a beginner's guide to philosophy, psychology and the science of existence; I gave up even sooner on this than the first one.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

Cl-l34P V149R4!

Click for readable.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

SPRONG INDEED :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

Hahahah

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

Superb

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

hahaha.

I wish mine went sprong! when I tried it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

You have tentacles?

Hello you. Mrs Nobody says 'Hi'

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

I'm not sure.

I can't see down there any more because of the jelly belly.

I return the 'Hi' to your good lady.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

But not to you Nobby

he's sailed around the entire area of the planet earth, bought nine castles each in every country in Europe, and has successfully inseminated a 9mm pistol and now he's after YOUR woman.

And there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing at all. It's a biological certainty that Mrs. Nobby will succum instantly to his famous, inresistable pick-up lines "would you like to have sex some time?" and "I'm pretty handsome, aren't I?". I would hire a private detective now to catch her so you can at least keep your meager savings from his manly, muscular grasp.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

I am afraid.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

tenataclist

Just because I don't have tentacles doesn't mean you can discriminate against me!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

i enjoy these more and more

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)

I love your drawing

I've tried drawing with biro and it just looks like some ham-fisted idiot drawing with a biro. Fantastic stuff.

(It's also spelled "coarse". Not that the strip is in the slightest bit offensive.)

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)

do it anyway dude

if the jokes are funny you can always use a photoshop filtar! :-)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

Oh, I still do.

But they're not funny at the minute, just drawings, and not at all worth posting.

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

chuck em in tjs

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

i shall

when i've drawn one that's worth it and *isn't* of a friend of mine who'd probably rather i didn't whack a picture of her up on the net :)

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

pixelate the eyes

crimewatch style

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

oooh

now that's a good plan. i'll get on it a bit later.

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

glee

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

Oops! Typo!

Fixed. Thanks.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

haha no problem

just being a picky little pedant. i've been like odd-fish more and more as it's gone on -- took me a couple of weeks to get into it but i'm really enjoying it now, so keep it up :)

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

haha

great

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

aloe!

How's you sah?

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)

good, although i've been off work with bad guts today

I've been looking for you... just a moment

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

Yeah I've got bad guts too

Feels like I'm expecting any minute! :(

*waits*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

haha

it's been a while, I seem to constantly miss you. You have gaz.

How's life apart from the bad guts?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

I was haviong the day from hell

until I got the gaz! hehe

other than today everything's pretty dry and depressing but still smiling.

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

good

glad you like it. I'm going to have to go into work now, i've got a busy week and I finally dont feel like I'm about to shit myself so I really should go in and see if there's anything i can do tonight. see you later.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

HAhaha

Ver' good sir!

WOO!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

I love oddfish

only thing worth clicking on to read on this site (besides my blogs of course (don't click on them now though as I haven't updated in forever)).

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

yay for octopi!

fab comic, too :D

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

ace

loved the Beaver and Steve guest strip too

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

I really liked Tippi :)

Remember the climbing frame scene?

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

Oh :(

Just me then :( :(

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

I've never seen the Birds

so I didn't feel I could comment. Sorry :(

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

Books were better!

(scowners shagged his mum on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)

I thought your pic was going to be a reference to this news story

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7344381.stm

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Joliet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

I hadnt seen that..good call tho

(scowners shagged his mum on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

Oh Noes!

That's like a billion times worse - and a billion times less funny - than the bloke who tried to get all the way to India using only human kindness and had to give up in Calais.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

hahaha

that guy was brilliant. he planned to spend a year walking round the coast of britain and learning french. one surmises that in just over a year's time, he'll be walking around the coast of france learning german, in two and a bit years he'll be walking around the borders of germany learning polish, and so forth.

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

either way

he sounds like a self righteous work shy cuntpot and we're better off with him out of the country for a while

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

Rather unfortunately he had to come back...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

yeah but when he goes again

with any luck it'll be for good while he wanders around france irritating people by trying to speak german to them

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

The mistake he made

was trying to go via France.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

No... it relates to this one you fool....

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7337846.stm

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

this is the most tragic thing

i've ever nearly laughed at

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

this ^

~~nearly~~

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

bloody hell

How incredibly depressing :(

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

people are scum. Roll on Armageddon.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

might go play more cthulhu now...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

Darth Gaydar!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

Haha

Oh you dick :D

Also, I extended the song. Still need to sort out panning and levels.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)

sexy, gaz me it when its done

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

Just pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, 'cos there's bugger all down 'ere on Earth ...

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

huh?

*drools*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)

*glees*

Also my washing machine is borked so I had to go to the laundette. I love laundrette detergents. This one appears to be made by International Rescue.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)

Siccura Internazional?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

HARNESS THE POWER OF RAIN FOREST

RAIN FOREST IS CLEAN

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

you are barry scott.

AICMFP.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

I love laundettes

'Limpness al fresco causes profanities'?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

only as part of a calorie controller diet.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

Well that's ok then

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)

never chat up girls in laundrettes

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

That appears to be advice given from experience.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

haha!

~~girls~~ grannies and chavs

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

That would be good advice anyway

Whether they were in a laundrette or not

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

err

"Clean fresh and powerful"

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

Mine's better

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

EL MAIQUELYASON!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

rain forest?

full of spiders and monkey shite?
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

The bugger all down here thinks it's very pretty

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)

Merci

I've long thought the relationship between macro- & micro- to appear to be fascinatingly similar - from an atomic level to interplanetary, though I know little of the laws that govern them.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

If you get into quantum explanations of the atomic level, it'll be less striking.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

Unless you believe in hidden-variables

Then it gets a bit tidier again. But you will be called a loon, and with some justification.

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

Ah, I vaguely remember all this.

I think in the end I mostly agreed with Bohm. And this just reminds me how much I've managed to forget in just a couple of years.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

The problem with the Bohmian approach

is that you assume something totally ridiculous at the outset to justify a result you know to be true. I like it but I don't really believe it for a moment.

Unless I'm meaning something very different by the Bohmian approach but I don't think so. You arbitrarily change you potential and then recover Schroedinger's equation, right?

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

My memory is a little hazy, but I think he set up something mathematically equivalent to schroedinger, probably with random assumptions, yes.

I remember very pretty drawings showing that instead of a probabilistic approach, you can show deterministic paths for particles diffracting through a slit.
Where basically, the path of the particle is determined by exactly which part of the slit it passes through, under the influence of some kind of 'quantum force field'.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

Yep, that's the one :)

I like it and in the unlikely event that I ever have to teach people quantum mechanics that's how I'll start it off, but personally I don't take it very seriously although there are people who do. I also don't take the many-worlds nonsense at all seriously although there are people who do.

I pity anyone I'll ever teach quantum mechanics to.

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

Haha, it's more intuitive but the maths was pretty horrible if I remember rightly.

I think the best we can really do is be pragmatic, use the formulas that we know work brilliantly, and leave the interpretation to philosophers.
I can't really see us being able to distinguish between them experimentally.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

damn straight

my view exactly. feynam once slagged off physicists for being obsessed with a theory of everything and said "they're just algorithms" and i think there's a lot in what he said.

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

Yeah so I've heard

But I'm not nearly intelligenter enough to unnerstand it. I mean - I still have trouble understanding why, when I tilt a picture of a lady in a skirt, I can't see up it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

Ah, noone understands that.

Pictures of ladies in skirts will forever be a mystery.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

I think they're all using gaffer tape

It's the only explanation that makes any sense to me :(

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

Ah, well this is where we differ.

I think sellotape.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

Both work

But I'm sticking with the gaffer tape.

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

"Can we have your liver then...?"

Very nice, by the way. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

Don't you DARE not like them...

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Ninj, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

finest character actor in hollywood

closely followed by steve buschemi

woo

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)

And today the part of Christopher Walken will be played by...

Christopher Walken!

EDIT anyone placing wagers as to how long it will be before this post comes back with spaff all over Walken's face?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)

Yup!

He is really rather good. Great in 'True Romance' amongst many others.

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Ninj, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)

fuck yeah

dennis hopper's best role as well. "so... if you think about it, i mean, really think about it, you're part eggplant"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

oh, i thought it was Caan

just a moment.
Edit: my mistake, it was hopper, it's been a while since i last saw it... don't know where i came up with james caan

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

How rude of me up ^^there

Top pic.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)

yes, excellent example

his dialogue with ~~James Caan~~ Dennis Hopper in True Romance is one of the ~~finest~~ most memorable of all time.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

he was masterful

in Rollerball and should have got an Oscar*

*might contain traces of sarcasm

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

Caaaaaaan!

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

His finest creation was Bruce Dickenson

Yes, THE Bruce Dickenson

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)

i'm more a fan of the role he plays in Pulp Fiction

"i kept your daddy's watch up my ass for 3 years"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

Thar's it!!

I'd got the wrong filum, that's the role I was thinking of, thanks!
*Bends down and has watch inserted up wrong 'un*

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Ninj, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

No that was James Caan

*adds to confusion in thread*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

yes!

I love Christopher Ryan!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

This Christopher Ryan I presume?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

ugh no

I meant Robin from batman and robin, and even then i was just talking nonsense.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

I've got a fever...

and the only prescription is MORE WALKEN! ;D

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

Needs more

cowbell of course.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)

Click for bigger (374KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

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..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

Very,

very good!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

hahaha

marvelous

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

Oh lord

that's wicked.

(xendragon changing the bulb since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

"These crisps were with your daddy when he was shot down over Hanoi

He hid them in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass. Five long years, he wore these crisps up his ass. Then when he died of disentary, he gave them to me. I hid them up my ass for two years.

And now, little man, I give these crisps to you..."

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

I just started playing the Cthulhu game

fuck me its scary... well good though

edit:just realised he has beadle hands

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

*yanks tendrils*

Hahaha, Cuntlhu.

*points and laughs*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

what game is that?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

by 'eck its good

uk.xbox.ign.com/objects/496/496019.html

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

work says NO to that link...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

try this 'un

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_of_Cthulhu:_Dark_Corners_of_the_Earth

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

cool!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

very i can't recommend it highly enough

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

it's not that good.

in fact it's quite annoying really. Too linear and structured. It is however very well made and will make you nearly piss your pants in parts. Get it on a big LCD or Plasma if you have the easier to play xbox version. Shut the curtains and turn the surround sound up.

You will finish it in no time and be disappointed that you did not see cthulhu. ( although his statues can turn you mental )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

i don't understand b3ta's obsession with cthulu

I find it mostly pathetic and tiresome.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

that's because you are

a thick highland chav never likely to have sucked at the teat of the great Lovecraft ;)

I don't care for it one way or the other. It's usually something the geeks get into at University.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

lol ftagn lol

lol cthulu roflmaoftagn

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

:( i love the story and enjoy drawing him

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

for me, it's just a shit octopus-faced twat that i know nothing about

while countless others go on about it, particularly 15 year old panderers who likely knew nothing about it before spending each waking minute on b3ta. I
f i get obsessed about something, i get obsessed about it off my own back.
I don't have a problem with you, please don't think i do, you probably got into cthulu through other channels than b3ta. I just associate it a bit with b3ta-attention-seekers and lack of hummus.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

i think i can tell where you're going with this :)

it is a bit of a shame its been bandwagoned a little bit now.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

it is

I'm sure it's very nice otherwise. I'm sorry that it has been sullied for me.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

I'd play it! BTW, does anyone know why they all do this:

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..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

need to make sure its still there?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

hahahaha!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

Phwoar!!!

I bet that tastes salty.
:D

PS: NOON BOARD!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

Keep their brains warm.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

Chortle! :D

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..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

much scarier game....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

the terror.....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

HA HA LULZ

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

the Cthulhu game . . .

here you climb in this barrel . . .
rubs hands*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

oh! The game!

*clambers up onto barrel*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

On the PC? I keep meaning to track a copy down...

Oh, and.....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

that is one fat gull...

i wonder what they taste like...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

you can get it on amazon for £6

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

Scared of a computer game?

you big nancy boy.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

i have a nervous disposition

AvP2 nearly killed me. i played the marine section through at night with surround sound straight through. I tried to stand up at the end and fell over, my calves still locked in terror...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

hahahahaha!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

remember

when the sewage pipe crashes through the ceiling and looks like an alien?

Nearly cacked m'sen

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

oh lordy yes

and "fuckshitfuckshitwhat'sthatbeepingnoise?fuckingmotionsensor.why'reyoubeepingatme?fuckshitshititsontopof me" blamblamblamblamblam "fucking water pipe... phew..... arghfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck"*dies*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)

good times

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

I love the way

that for the entire first 2 levels of the marine campaign, there's no actual enemies, but I still ended up using most of my ammo shooting at shadows, pipes, swinging chains etc.

Perfect use of atmosphere.

(Gareth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)

innit? then when enemies appear you're guard is down and you get your face eaten

the alien campaign was superb as well, though i had to occasionally stop playing as gravity slowly stopped making sense. the predator campaign was sorely lacking I felt though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)

That was a fine game

some really memorable work

Could do with a new avp really.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

I've never really bothered playing the scary games, Doom 3 etc.

Mainly because I find the actual gameplay incredibly boring. On the otherhand though, Black played almost the same except instead of running around bleeding to death and desperately looking for ammo when monsters are right 'up in your grill' it was armoured people with shotguns instead.

That used to literally make me have panic attacks at times.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

I got bored...

...after the hotel escape bit stumped me.

I know what you're supposed to do now, which is frankly crap, but there you go.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

haven't got that far yet

i'm just about to go to the variety store.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

Ooohhh...

*adds to 'buy second-hand' list*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)

hahaha!!

i trust sir will do a review for Force Unleashed when it comes out?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

Maybe.

I'm not sure about the whole "Darth Vader's secret apprentice" storyline.
It has a whiff of deaperation about it.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

that it does....

but you can still carve people up with a lightsaber....
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

love jedi academy

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

Woo!

I want you to do Rez!

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..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

so its a bit serious sam then?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

GEDOUDE

Im Arnold Schwarzenegger governor of Kalifonia.
If somebody wouldnt already know.
That felt gut.

(tesztbandi, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

www.collectedcurios.com/Chloe_Slave_2008_04_14.jpg

In panel four please.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

that's awesomely funny :D

You missed;

9: rip the game onto your Hard Drive
10: return to Blockbusters with a big smurk on your face.

You need to do a Mariokart one, which basically involves swearing at foreigners online :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)

i thought that said "Goth by Ron Pearlman"

whoops

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

Since we're moving stuff into the high-tech computer age

...time for a very tenuous compo entry.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

text on a ~~picture~~

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

T~~OAP~~

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slight yoinks!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

good god that's awful!

you should be ashamed!

*giggle*

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slight yoinks!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

Sorry old bean, you've really rather lost me with that one.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

Moi aussi.

Is it a Matrix reference?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

I dunno

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)

filename . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

www.latex-project.org/

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slight yoinks!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)

Sorry, it's a very geeky one...

LaTeX - pronounced "Lay-tech"* - is a typesetting mark-up language which is a geeky alternative to using a word processor.

EDIT: @slight - of course I'm ashamed. I even wrote the LaTeX file for it so I could get it to look convincing.

*_{Yes, that in itself sounds a bit like a futuristic double entendre...}

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

geeky?

well, i guess anyone writing equations *is* a bit geeky so yeah. though i've taken to using it instead of a word processor pretty much the whole time.

/geek blog

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

Well, I suppose it's considered geeky

in the sense that it takes longer to figure out than Word does. A bit like the difference between people who use software packages to design web pages and those who prefer to code in HTML.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

Don't worry

I embrace my geekiness :)

(I prefer to code in HTML, too. That says a lot. I also disdain all these WYSIWYG LaTeX editors and just use Emacs. Even on Windows. Fucking hell, I really am a nerd.)

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

wussy

real geeks use vi

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

I use VI

for a lot of programming, especially Makefiles and small changes to source codes, including LaTeX source. For dealing with a bigger document I'll use Emacs.

I'm an equal-opportunities geek.

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

Oh, right, yeah...

...that's a good one. Ha ha.

Jesus Christ on a bike... it's a bit esoteric isn't it?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

yay for nerd jokes!

today's been good for them :)

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

hurrah for LaTeX

it rocks. That is all.

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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

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