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[challenge entry]
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Yes!
most woo!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Haha :D
Very good
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Wish you were here.*
*On fire instead of me

Very good.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Warning
this is what happens when u light your farts
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# 2 weeks in the making...
or 3 hours in real time


Click for bigger (140KB)
this is the second one of these i've done and i'm quite proud of it
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# rawk nicely
have a *click*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Lovely!
I love rabbits they're my favourite animal and this one's really good! C];0)

Ace


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# not horses?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Nah!
I love rabbits best of all the animals

Look!

http://www.deagostini.co.uk/iloverabbits/


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# funny looking rabbits
What's Alex Forrest to do?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# And rabbit riding?
Sounds good.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# BAAAAKAWK
click
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# HONK
That's awesome :D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# its no goose
it'll rip your eyes out if you call it a goose
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# It's clearly a duck
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# QUACK
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# QUARK!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Wondeful-tastic.
woo!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Thats very good...
...but I'm still trying to decide what sound would be coming out of its mouth...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# a bird of prey sound?
kawk?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Too boring.
Something like "Sproing" maybe?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I reckon it probably sounds a bit like Louis Armstrong.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# before or after he died?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# HELLO DOLLY!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Bindun?

Buskers of the future
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# hehehehe
people would stop and watch
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# nicely.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# You'll all be singing it soon.....
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!



(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# She could use a large serving spoon to deflect them,
but she doesn't have one.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# D'oh!
Isn't it ironic!? no not even close


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# All that cutlery
more sort of pressed steelic.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *calls a pun-copper*


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I still like the fact that the only irony in that song
is that nothing in it is ironic.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Bless...
she only needed a spork.

(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Sometimes
Everyone just needs a spork
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAY TEH BLESSED
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# yay!!!!!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# the babies are so cute
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# south American elephants
in a mirror?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Heffelump heads!
My greatest foe!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# floaty!
:D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# by the way
has anyone else thought it curious that African elephants ears are shaped like Africa
and Indian elephants like India?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# or is it the other way around?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# animate it!
animate it hard!

Needs for creepy hovery action.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# haha! excellent.


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I'm imagining a herd of these silently floating around the savannah.
It's a beautiful yet confusing image.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# coo!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Hallo thar floaty heffelump head.

(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I have always thought in the back of my mind "Cheese & Onions".


I couldn't be arsed using the Beatles.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Hehe!
Yay!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Do I have to spell it out ? "C-H-E-E-S-E A-N-D O-N-I-O-N-S", oh no.
wakawakawakawaka ;D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Spellcasting
C-H-E-E-S-E-A-N-D-O-N-I-O-N


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Do I have to spell it out?
C-H-E-E-S-E-A-N-D-O-N-I-O-N

OH NO

\o/

Edit: Fucksocks
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# OHHHHH!
^ ;)
great minds and all that
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# And you missed the 'S' on the end
;)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# nah
its onion...

i'm sure it is...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I stand corrected
i shall hang my head in shame for the rest of the day until I go home and watch All You Need is Cash again
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# sing along now
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Cheese and On-ee-un . . . FLAY-VUH!
Betcha gonna wonder why they call 'em rock 'n' rollers!

Rock rock! Rock 'n' Rollers!


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# no crisps for you whilst on teh atkins.
have some biltong instead.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I've not been on teh Atkins for a yonk and a half!


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Happy Toats suggested a dancding flamingo
where better than atop a patriot's car?

Previously


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# woo!
yay!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I like dancding flamingos too.
I just can't get enough of dancding flamingos.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# rilly?



(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# hehehe
And I like the DANCING ones too.

Spell Dave, spell for the sake of the flamingos!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# It's not a typo . . .
I always call it dancding . . . look at the previous


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# There's previous dancding?
Oh my word!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# yes, the 'previously' link
the 'previously' link

(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# hahah
CAYKE HIM!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# *CAYKES JECCY RIGHT INNA MUSH!*
hahaha! 'ello you!


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# He's just doing it for the sympathy

Edit: I hear rumours you might be meeting with a sexy recently-become-Derbyian some time soon?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I'm hoping . . .
I'm also hoping that he might bring a . . . friend? Any chance?


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# If it's possible then it shall be so!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)
# gleeeeeeeeee!


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# where indeed.
woo!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Lookit him go!
Dancing, yay!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# argh!
dancding goatse flamingo
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# That's his beak, you wazzer!
you wazzer!

(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# i'm thinking more
of the wings on the ass bit :P
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# *sigh*
I KNOW!



(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# yays!
Ning all.
[sneezes]
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ace hand wing jiving.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# what a proud pink patriot!
:D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Pink and Proud!
Where's Dixon . . . ?


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# splendid.
one for tomorrow.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# indeed . . .


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# that's a rather jaunty jig he's performing there
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Hahaha
That's quite something
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahahah! that is awesome!
Jazz hands!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Ning all
have some "art"

(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# thanks - I like it
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# me too
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# ooh nicey
i like
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# oooh your art is pretty...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Hooray for art!
Especially art as lovely as this.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# is it a candle
gone mental?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)
# candle that gone grew a tree...
look really carefully and you might see the hidden albatros*

*there is no hidden albatros...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# *dissapointed*
*(after 5 minutes of Albatros hunt)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# This is very nice.
Great stuff.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] An alternative line up???
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I don't get it
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# *explains in a non scientific way*
the original members of the beatles had Stu Sutcliff and Pete Best(bottom right).
Stu died of a brain hemmorage and Pete got replaced with Ringo as apparently
Ringo was the best drummer in Liverpool at the time
(although I just think they wanted someone uglier than them ;P )
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I'm going to go sit in the sun. What music should I listen to?


ED: Lightning Bolt & Muse. DECISION HAS BEEN DECIDED.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# sun is shining by bob marley?
i like bananas, especially yours

have mine
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Mmmmm reflectiony.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# sleepy banana is sleepy
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# awww it needs a cuddle
i like the fact that you've used banana bits for hands
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# his little banana hands
:D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# plantain hands
shirley?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# is it big enough to be a plantain?
all posts from here on should contain a scale and grid for size purposes.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# it would run thus:
1. SMALLER
2. BIGGOR
3. BIGGER THAN THE FUCKING MOON

I'm not sure that there's any in-betweenity
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I want to boil him :)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# if it's a he it's a big gay he :p
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# then throw him at walls and shit?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Gabba techno
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# The screams of the maimed and dying. In reverse.
Nice bananananana by the way.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Helios
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# bavarian oompah-loompah speedcore
190 BPM! MENTAL!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# DO WANT.
I'm thinking perhaps Lightning Bolt - Wonderful Rainbow.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Love this album.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# just think of thousands of pissed up germans dancing away to it at a beerfest
fun :D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I want this
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# me too, it would be briefly awesome then completely annoying
I could get a fiesta and put some mega speakers in it and drive around in circles playing it at 3 am
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# hahahahah
jebzzusussu i'm lolrolfing!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# heh
best of all musical gendres :D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# linky?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# haha
you want that you'll have to make it yourself I'm afraid :)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# keep cracking me up
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# damn you
chronic mindpiss :P
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# darn it
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I heard that taking K and shitting yourself
is quite a normal thing to do at a speedcore night.

This is why I don't listen to speedcore. Plus its shit.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I once went to a gabba night with an old school friend.
After 2 hours we went to go have a smoke and listen to Paul Simon in the car instead.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I don't like Paul Simon, but would have joined you in a shot
man alive, I'd have run out of that club like it was on fire.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Has he lost his monacle?
He looks a little glum.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# manu chao
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Ohhh, relevant.
I'm also tempted to put on Beehoover.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Shit, that takes me back a bit!
:)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I haven't heard that in ages
*goes to find*

HERE!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# it's a great tune :)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# nicely
i'd forgotten about that.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I was listening to it just last night
so that this might be all the more entertaining:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHZWrET2CUA
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# haha, that is quite well done that :)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8308256
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# ah, the first song I ever learnt to play
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# WINNAR!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Jake Thackray
or Aphex Twin
or East of Underground
or Ruckus Roboticus
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Stairway to heaven?
by a latvian lumberjack choir?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# 'Sunburn' by Muse.
Or something better than that.

EDIT: Melt-Banana. Of course. It all seems so simple now.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Celine Dion then
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Supermassive Chinned Ho.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Ohhh, tempted by Muse.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I have Teeny-Shiny by them. Not played it in ages.
I'm currently drinking Jaegercoke and doing a puzzle. LAME. BUT SO SEXY.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Quantic - Apricot Morning
perfect sunshiney music
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# This is also a good suggestion
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# easy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=10dmK7O-KSY

suitable for all sitting and weather occasions.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# ^seconds this^
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Offspring - the Smash album or possibly Americana
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Enema Day by McTits
Also, that's a bit low poly, is it for a game?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Lemon Jelly.
The Staunton Lick.

Hello everyone. How are we all today?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Ahhh, the last bit of 'Spaced'!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Banana banana
by King Kurt
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I don't think you should sit in the sun.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Listen to the new NIN album.
It's actually rather good and pretty chilled, but kinda like chilling in hell. Thus it'll make you feel warmer.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# The Twinkle Brothers
Traditional Polish folk music mixed with heavy, heavy dub.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I also want this
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Erin McKeown: Grand
I've just put this on for the first time in ages and I'm wishing it was sunny here. It would work well.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# i recommend 'bastard hat gigolo banana codpeice'
by bruised cod tinfoil titmaker.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Radiohead of course
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Pablo Honey, obviously.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# How about some Captain Tractor?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# bannanananana baaaaanaaaaaaaanaaaaaaaaa
make those bodies siiiiiiiiing!!

(Harry Belafonte)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# and they said it'll never fly!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# or this
www.box.net/shared/static/k4ektmc0c8.mp3

all 20 stevie wonder min's of it.
stick with it 10 mins for my favourite drum solo's ever

took me a while to find
www.theleathercanary.com/2008/04/stevie-wonder-live-at-rainbow-theatre.html
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Happy Tuesday!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ha ha
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Yay!
I've missed these.

:D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# zoooooooooooooooooooooooooom
yay
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
Let's all be thankful he didn't follow through!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Whooosh!
He am fast!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE? NO IT'S SUPERMAN'S DIARRHEA
*clicks*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# q&d
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I've kissed someone like her
But only the once.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
MY EYES!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# the african honolamprayus?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# that's got to smart a bit
needs more tits.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)
# and squirrels?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Oh shi-
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I hate lampreymouths so much.
I guess it comes from having the dune movie inflicted on me at such a young age.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Phwoar :D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)
# are you thinking
"blow-job mouth"?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I think we all are
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Good
I'd hate to be alone. It would make me think I'm on the wrong website.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# sexytime!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)
# bored, drew a plane

Click for bigger
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# :D
'ning fella!

*feels like drawing something*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# 'ning dude
draw something cool
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# like a fridge?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# a fridge is only cool on the inside
the back of a fridge is often rather warm.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# that's what happens if you plug your fridge in in the desert
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# stupid fake cool temperature gradient scam!!
*shakes fist in the air*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# which opens to reveal Ices T and Cube fanning themselves
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# hahaha
I wish I had the time!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# that would be rather cool
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I was thinking more ice cube
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# bored, replied to this thread
lully plane!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# ta
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# neeeeeeeow
yes
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# nice plane!
:)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# really bored, badly shopped something to do with sport
then just dumped it here.

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/7352516.stm

nice plane. dave?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Pink!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# i have a devil of a job getting that bull remotely pink.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# His expression is ace
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# heh, this is like the most important issue in the world today
:D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Hello plane!
Tis very nice, sir.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] "Morph is dead" rumours...


Click for full-size version I foolishly posted originally.

(first post!)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# The Tony Hart on the right
looks FAR too much like the Queen Mother for my liking!

I, don't care how big it is...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# and what have you got against the queen mother?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# My penis mostly...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# but you don't care how big it is?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Your mum didn't
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Quick
Shrink the filesize to 50k before the ...... oop too late!

Upload it into this if you can't do it in Potatoshop tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# "Will you start the fans please"...
/Thats lovely fella :) You may want to try and get it to around 50k if possible, as you're about to be ripped a new one (see above and below)

If you're having trouble, let us know what program you are using, and I'm sure someone will be able to help you here :)


Good stuff fella, thank you :)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# nice take but
it's wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to huge
and if you use photobucket you'll be out of bandwidth in a second

just use the uploader

I'm hangover
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I'm hungover too...
but it all wen ton expenses last night so it's the company's fault.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Is that the Queen on the right hand side, in red?
*sings Queenie in Reeeeeeed!*

*Tries to protect the newbie* RUN! REDUCE YOUR PIC TO 50KB OR THUMBNAIL THIS IMAGE! FLEE TO THE SAFETY OF THE FAQ! I'LL HOLD OFF THE NAZIS AS LONG AS I CAN
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Mike to the rescue!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# genius
edit - ha ha ha -- this should be smaller.

*is hoisted by own petard*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Not Hergest Ridge
I mean, most of it's ok, but what the fuck is that song about horses for?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# This is far to fucking big
where are the nazis now? Hounding defenceless new people, that's where.

(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)
# quite
i wouldn't mind the nazis quite so much if it wasn't so hypocritical. either it's too big regardless of your login name or it's acceptable. likewise posting threads without a picture, borderline nsfw vs damn near porn and so on.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Shit
It is, isn't it? Oops. And I don't have Photoshop here! Apols all.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# That's lovely...
But it's cuffing HUGE!

Any chance you could optimise it a bit?

(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# '... I have read and accepted the FAQ'
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I think we should ask questions during sign-up
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# the cold dead eyes of a killer

welcome to b3ta learn how to optimise
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I love that!


:)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
#

EDIT: Hahaha. My 1000th post. AICMFP for acidental appropriatness.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# great first post
board nazis: please be nice to this new person.
I see potential!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# well - the idea's pretty good... but the size of the file is pretty large
.. you'll notice an edit button just along from your user name. Click this and you'll be able to edit your post (please don't be tempted to delete it). I'd try and make the picture about about 1/3 the physical size of the one you have up there, post that and put in a link (a href= rather than imc src=) to the one you've posted. You will be wooed until our throats are sore if you do this.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# or if you aren't new...
the nazi's won't pick on you...
*cough*

Also, what's the point of re-optimising? We've all got this cached already. That would just be an extra 50k gone for the capped people.
You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# with added this
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I say!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# ha ha
welcome
a bit big isn't it?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# So are you going to listen to the lovely advice the nice people have offered or are you going to be a cunt about it and ignore them, keeping this oversized picture up here?
/being a cunt about it

I like it, mind.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Well
I changed it as soon as I saw. Really sorry about that, chaps, I assumed I knew how to upload images but obviously rules is rules. Won't happen again, I swear.
x
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# well done sir
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# we've all already downloaded it...
what's the point of posting it again but smaller?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# err, perhaps
for the people who didn't load up the board in the time when it was big?

edit: though i fully agree with you with regards to www.b3ta.com/board/8308158 narry a blink from the nazis.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# it was already optimised when i logged on.
MY PRECIOUS BANDWIDTH HAS BEEN SAVED!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# HUZZAH!
That was a close one...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# indeed.
the extra kilobytes may have DESTROYED MY INTERNETS.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# That's very funny
and I wish there were more people like you on here rather than the insufferable cunts that think it's clever to moan and post fucking shite FAIL images.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# well done for extracting the advice from the unnecessary abuse
and acting on it.

Nice image, welcome.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# though it's unfair, as you've done as requested, have this:
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Optimised!
Well done that new person.

Welcome to shop a kitten, you'll never pull up a chair.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# nice :)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I'm doing this for my sister, but I can't tell if it's really nice or cheesier than my ol' fellah.
What do you think?



CFB
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I'd go with nice.
though either straighten them out or exaggerate the curve a bit more.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# welly tops!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# on a more serious note
I think it looks good ... I'd agree with the vignette comment, try something lighter
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# wizards sleeves
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Clowns pocket
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Mules lip
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# VAGINA!


um, I ruined it again, didn't I?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)
# this is not a sexy word
I never know what to call a mimsy to a ladies face. I guess it depends on the lady.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Pffft
I am a lady and don't really have an answer to that.

I was only discussing last night how utterly unsexy that word is, but then I quite dislike most words for it. I think 'pussy' is probably the nicest.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I agree
my american lady friend says pussy a lot so I figure its ok

*daydreams about said lady*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# don't sit there dreaming man
run to her - tell her how you feel - hold her like you never want to let her go and then move on to the next one.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Not possible old fruit
Her husband might object
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# kill him an... *Prof UC checks that a) he isn't married and b) he isn't not married to an American*
kill him and take everything he owns. To the victor the spoils!

edit - just in case you do end up killing him and my suggesting that you should in some way implicates me in his murder - I'd like to retract this statement and suggest that you, in actuallity, don't ever commit any crime whatsoever.

Many thanks.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# meh
she's good but not worth picking up the soap in prison for 20 years for. And I'd be made to pick up the soap a lot, I have universal appeal.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# ...and put your gaping anus away
that sort of hijinks is best saved for at least the thrid date
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I might change my name back to what it was originally
I just wanted to be Goatse for 5 minutes
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)
# we've all been there
... attracted by the glamour and the fame, the sponsorship...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# the jewelry
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Is she referring to you?

:D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# fortunately not
although I'm usually involved in some way within the sentence
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# :o
Mes do think perhap you are being taken for a ride?

...and not in the good way!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# A what?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# she means the secret garden of earthly delights
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# The hidden forest of wonders, you say?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# the partially obscured thatchet of fun
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Does your sister have 20 feet?
I like it if it's one of those cute photos you see on people's walls with gnomes and watering cans type things.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Perhaps she's a human/centipede hybrid.
Mind you, for my money, I'd prefer a chicken/centipede hybrid. It'd be worth a fortune to the poultry industry. Picnic drumbsticks all round.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)
# yeah - coz the drumstick's the best part of the chicken
*eats chicken brians on toast*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Eeeew
The flesh would be all...jelly..ey
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Mmmm
Insectochicken Zinger Tower Burger


*drool*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)
# with diet pepsi
(I'm watching my weight*)


*go up
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Or $1M from P.E.T.A.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# That's what I'm worried about.
Mind, my sister still owns a copy of "Soft Metal - it ain't heavy!", so maybe it'll hit the spot.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Val Doonican rocks...
but gently
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# It's much better than the watering can bollocks
I'd have it on my wall.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Are the recent 'shops of this yours
or is it just a photo you found and put a black border on?

Edit: that sounded harsher than intended. Just curious!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# my lady
*genuflects*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *wafts fan*
Oh, I say!...

Good morn sir, be you well?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# aye fair Jessie of Southland
I'm right good.

and yourself?

*strugles to get up* Christ I'm getting old
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# *offers a gentlemanly hand*
Aye, I'm pretty fine and dandy, life is very good on the averaging out :)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)
# ooof - cheers
nice one - glad to hear it.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Mine. All mine.
My Flickr a/c is in my profile.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Aye, looking at some of the ones in your profile made me think it was your photo
but was it you that 'shopped and posted them recently?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Yes, it is my photo. All the photos I use for sensible stuff are my photos
The only time I use other people's pics are when I'm twatting about doing silly stuff for B3ta.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I like it
Is it an abstract comment on the decline of the British farming industry? Or a poignant description of how we may age but never truly grow up? Or is it just a line of wellies?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Haven't you posted this before?
or is this an update of a work in progress?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# It's definitely been posted a couple of times before
Though maybe it's someone else 'shopping his photo?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# possibly
i do remember one being multicoloured...like someone had gone to town with the hue brush

EDIT: - cheeky hue pea
Photobucket
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# He's a handsome looking chap
but he's not quite got the hang of this camouflage business
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Haha
My pet chameleon Pugsley went a funny colour...

...after sitting on a photo of Barbara Cartland all morning.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# aye
i noticed it too
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# does a repost by any other name...

(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# No.
Yes.

No.

Yes!

Oh I don't know!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# ooh
all booty.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# *running glomps*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)
# arrgh
*crashes backwards over sofa, legs akimbo*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Heh
Sorry about that. I always forget I'm not the petite (yet still curvy and voluptuous) figure I see in my deluded mind's eye ;)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Depends what it's for...
... but, for what it's worth, I like it...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Your vinaigrette needs
more olive oil

FACT
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# peck peck pecky!!!!


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Nice tits..
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)
# thank you!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)
# WOO!
they're havin' it large.

(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)
# great tits
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)
# my mistake
they're blue
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)
#
cheer them up then!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)
# *scatters MDMA onto the birdtable*
*turns on smoke machine*
*turns on strobe light*
*turns up the Techno*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# *fuckin' 'as it*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I went awww
then aww again

then pfftsnortarf
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I can only imagine the fun you had
animating that bird's anus-motion. Those frames must have been sheer joy.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Like coconuts
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# a splendid pair.
and nice ninja cropping too.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Mosh me tits up!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Wehey!
Ning everyone! I've got an aweasome day full of revision lined up!

Fucking Ace!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)
# just slack it off
if you don't know it by now you never will....

education's for punks, work is for idiots... just get some rich lass/lad in the family way and bleed them dry.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)
# good 'ning
now bugger off and get on with it, you won't pass your cycling proficiency by spending all day on here.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Alright mum.
:(
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
# and tidy your room
if you don't pick that stuff up it'll be going in the bin.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Honestly
You treat this place like a hotel
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# groan!!
you're just egging us on!
the yolks on you though!
you'll be all white after!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
# stick it in your photo albumen
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)
# When you've finished
I'll be ova there.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)
#
how much did you shell out on those jokes then?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)
#
those jokes are so bad, i think i'll give you the sac
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)
# It's six of one,
half a dozen of the other...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# that's a cracker
it's the way i shell 'em
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Can you lay off these puns now

(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# you'll just eggxacerbate the situation
with comments like that...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# stop poaching my ideas
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I'll clutch at straws to keep punning

(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# :)


/is a pea roasting whore.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Is that University College Hospital ER walk-in waiting room?
EDIT: Ah no wait, the reception office is too big.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# One of your tits is great
but the other is blue
I'd see a doctor if I were you.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Nice Pecker
(s)

ning!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Coo!
Is it me, or is B3ta dead right now?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Hmmmm
Oak or Beech for the coffin?

And what flowers do we want?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Oak, and pretty.
Cheers :)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# With brass knobs on
:)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# KNOB JOKE.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)
# GAY JOKE
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# YOU WATCH YOURSELF, YOUNG LADY.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# *WATCHES*
*finds that she is very boring*
*watches Ttssattsr from super secret hiding place*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)
# OH NO, YOU'LL SEE MY DANGLE.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# *CAMERA AND TELESCOPIC LENS ON STANDBY*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Ouch. MY FEELINGS :(
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# *STROKES FEELINGS*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Oh see now it's bigger.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Yay!


'ning all!
:D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# :)
nice ning!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# NINGNINGNINGNINGNGIGNGGN.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I see your tits
and raise you:
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I see you baby...
shakin' that ass!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaa
It looks like he is constipated!

(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# so i'm turning this.

into this.

i'm not nearly done yet but i haven't been to b3ta in a respectable while and thought i ought to contribute more.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:22, archived)
# that's pretty cool
did you do the first one?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:25, archived)
# yeah with pencil.
and a scanner.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:26, archived)
# whoops. looks like it's bedtime.
night.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Remember the time of pencils, Hanke?
Peeeen-ceeeeeeelsss.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:37, archived)
# What
wasn't there a cave wall and woolly mammoth tail dipped in blood readily available to this young man?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:39, archived)
# What is this!?
The future?!?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:52, archived)
# the future of me kicking your ass
get back to hunting and gathering!!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I prefer the first one
don't do it.

The ink can't preserve your tonoing..
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Pencil one is deffo better
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:11, archived)
# in fairness, the other one's not finished yet
and it might be completely worth while.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Artists accurate impression of the shitting criminal


Parts of my back yard look like an ice cream
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:00, archived)
# Creamy vanilla flavoured poo :D
*slurp*

Woo!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:02, archived)
# Speckled-Jim?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:04, archived)
# and captain blackadder
certainly did not eat this delicious plump-breasted pidgeon
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:38, archived)
# if you lived, in pigeon street
here are some people you would meet
Here are the people who would say,
Hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye, everyday.
If you lived, in Pigeon Street,
Here are the people you could meet,
Here are the people who would share
The sights, the sounds, the air, where...,
Pigeons beat, their wings wings beat,
Pigeons beat, their wings wings beat,
To meet in Pigeon Street.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:04, archived)
# I'm gonna be singing that for the rest of the day, now....
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:20, archived)
# boo bo boo
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Long distance Clara...
ding ding ding ding dingy ding ding ding
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)
# *cries*
*rinses hat*


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)
# LONG DISTANCE CLARA! FTW!!


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)
# I've heard she goes
ALL the way!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)
# 'ning you!

(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)
# ning yerself
you great big hunk of manlyness
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)
# i almost got shit on a few weeks ago.
managed to spot the offender, a mourning dove, and grab all my stuff out of the way just seconds before some foul liquid made its home on my coat.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:05, archived)
# Aww
He looks so innocent.

A seagull got me once in Polperro. The bastard.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Bastards
keep pooping on my car. The fuckers have got diarrhoea or sommat!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *fires a cheap opening shot to the day*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 7:49, archived)
# Hahahaha fucking hell, that's a scary thing to wake up to.
Nicely done sir.
And morning all!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 7:53, archived)
# [inserts stock PrivateEye letters photo request]
Ack! Arf!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 7:57, archived)
# unrelated:
i lubs your zombies, and will request one to be made of myself, one of these days.

that is all.

:)

(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:04, archived)
# thank you, but you're more than likely too late I'm afraid
there are only about 10 free places in book 4 and I'm sure I've promised them to about 30 people.

That said, gaz me a photo if you want and if its spectacularly inspiring I might draw you instead :)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:07, archived)
# heh, well i wouldn't need to be in your book.
just if you ever had freetime, is all
edit: g'night all
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:10, archived)
# Nice Hat!


NING BOARD
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:41, archived)
# book 4?
what happened to nr. 3?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:47, archived)
# i just thought that
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Cheeky Girl Part A
Am I the only one that doubts she is 25?? I've always wondered if the Cheeky Girls combine to form Station from Bill and Ted. STATION!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)
# feel free to use my pic if you find it inspiring
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)
# sideroxylonblinx
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:44, archived)
# This goose might be from the same area.

Woo.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:47, archived)
# Floundergoose
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:55, archived)
# awww
now there's a duck that stirs up memories.



he's probably long since become foie gras, but his memory lives on
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:16, archived)
# Everyone has got a lot of use out of it.
Mmmmm, livers.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:19, archived)
# GOOSE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.
 

 
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:44, archived)
# that berd is a hoor.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:09, archived)
# aaaaaaaahhhahhhahah! glorious.
 

 
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:10, archived)
# HONK!

i know mine can be milked - can yours?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:14, archived)
# well, hel-LO!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:19, archived)
# Would
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)
# HONK!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)
# MALLARD BEACH, FAR AWAY IN TIME
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:10, archived)
# haha, i have that record.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:15, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
I am laughing far too much at that.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:49, archived)
# supplies!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:51, archived)
# Cold pickle in the ass face!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:54, archived)
# "HELLO I AM AN ASIAN MAN".
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:02, archived)
# R U AZN?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:04, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:15, archived)
# BAN XBOX
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:18, archived)
# fnar!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)
# don't
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:19, archived)
# aaaargh
/autocomplete "argh" #23



i'm guessing the guy got gored in the butt during the running of the bulls...?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:22, archived)
# nah, he fell asleep at peewee's house.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:46, archived)
# or decided to take a nice bath at Jack Nicolson's house while Roman Polanski was house sitting
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 5:59, archived)
# Or went for a swim at Michael Barrymores house during a party
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:18, archived)
# samsung builds ships?
that is a surprise.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:10, archived)
# HE DIDN'T KNOW, EITHER.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:13, archived)
# EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE: STARRING KEANU REEVES.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)
# TREE
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:49, archived)
# BALLS
I have just noticed that this retarded board search function won't go past fifty pages of results.

THIS IS AN HINDRANCE TO MY RESEARCH
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)
# Can't you do oldest first or something?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:05, archived)
# that only seems to work for one's own posts.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:08, archived)
# bugger.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:13, archived)
# it's called research if the restraining orders have expired.
otherwise it's stalking.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:07, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:09, archived)
# Wut?!?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:15, archived)
# I say, were you aware that your bathroom window is ajar?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:24, archived)
# this cries out to be animated.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:16, archived)
# I might do that.
 
but it would only really be the clouds that moved.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:24, archived)
# he could blink.
that would make it more technically advanced than 50% of broadcast animation.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:26, archived)
# you could make it all squiggly
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:37, archived)
# It could go from day to night and back again
all the while he stares.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:44, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:54, archived)
# TERROR IN THE GARDEN.
i like the sun's change of expressions.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:59, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 7:05, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 7:22, archived)
# dear animation rapitinui made:
will you marry me?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:08, archived)
# I am confused yet strangely aroused by these developments
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:58, archived)
# more holes for the birds to fuck!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)
# that's quite a tree.
where does one obtain the seeds to grow it?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:26, archived)

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