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# General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett


Click for bigger (157KB)

"DARLING"

The face lets it down, source photo was the the biggest I could get
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Marcel Wave? :D
www.geocities.com/Hollywood/4948/marcel.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# 'Ello my leetle chickadees
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# yay
www.amazon.co.uk/Bloodbath-House-Death-Kenny-Everett/dp/B0014YKRBI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1215719116&sr=8-1

I never saw this when it came out, was too young. I never thought that it would see the light of day again.

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I don't think I've ever seen it either....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Barry Cryer
has been a proper hero of mine for years. And a thoroughly decent egg too by all accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Good grief
Aren't the Internets wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Ooh! I remember that too!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I tried watching some Kenny the other day.
It doesn't age very well.
:(
It was absolutely ace when I was a kid, though.
See also: The Goodies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# The Goodies have gone Baddies with age
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)
# You jest, Sir.
Kenny is fantastic :)

as are The Goodies, you philly stein
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
# His characters are still ace,
just that the 5 second "quickie" sketches, were too silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I still love The Goodies
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# what's not to love?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I saw one last week,
by some strange coincidence, the one I remember the most,when they go on holiday and it's raining.
I did lol when the pic in the wardrobe turned rainy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Can we bring Kenny back from the dead
we could with him right now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:42, archived)
# :) Bless his cottons
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# :)

never did do anything with this.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
Oh my, he's sorely missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# muriel clean
we love you
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# "Meeeeehhhhh"
..erm.. I don't mean "meh".
It's the noise he makes.

Top pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
# "Meeeeeehhhhhh"
"Darling, come here"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Bit late for a reply
But he ain't got no neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh! I have a cartoon thingy

Click Make Big
I dug this out of my cyber-cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr.A, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)
# NOOO!
You can't make him Sarf!!

Northern through an' through he is.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKYYYYYYY1111111!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Wow
You either made that very quickly, or you've seen the pic before...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr.A, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I just did it quickly...
if I didn't have to download the font, I'd have done it quicker.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I was about to...
upload this but the filesize is 380k and I can't be arsed to optimise it now you've posted that! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Needs shaky animation
crap excuse to pearoast this, which got a bit lost by today's deluge of creative wossname

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
# He he
MY god there is some diamonds among the turds today.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:21, archived)
# This is good
and needs replying to.

So I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)
# I am brianftang
and I endorse this message
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Liking this a lot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] When the giants of stop motion aceness collide!
If youre wondering who the rabbit is, its Usaji - Domo-kun's 'dad'. Watch the shorts on youtube.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:20, archived)
# What big teefs, all the better for eating CHEESES!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I wish to see this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Most wonderful.
A truly great compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)
# :)
Yay! Bonus Domo action -- for anyone not already familiar with it, here's fnord's wonderful Domo Darko
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Still love the original ones
made me think my eyesight was iffy.



ps: sorry.
(noodledoodle really shouldn't share his humour, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I think I've something in my eye.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)
# careful
you'll go blind
(noodledoodle really shouldn't share his humour, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:14, archived)
# have I lost my mind,
can I see or am I blind?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)
# can i really see?
or is it all an illusion
(noodledoodle really shouldn't share his humour, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Well, he is a pink pussy.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)
# 4rf!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)
# That's great
but doesn't he vibrate like that all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Unwittingly, Jimbo strays into Iranian Airspace....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Fuck you JIMBO!
Fuckin' infidel.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:19, archived)
# and this is how the news will report it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Absolutely
we have a Bush TV as well!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Genius
EDIT: Hold up... This is 20 pixels too wide!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# doh!
oh well
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# So that's where they put Mark Speight's body...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)
# hahahaha O.o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Haha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)
# uuurgggghhhh lol
So that's how it's made :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)
# ha^23
woo to this

even though it has killed off another little bit of my childhood
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)
# needs more wedding ring
but otherwise woo
(barandis, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# how does this fit the compo?
it appears to be 'just do anything with cartoons'

anyways. it's a good image
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# While I was spazzing back I noticed you mentioned your challenge suggestion
What was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post185992
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)
# surprised that or the chep movies one wasn't picked instead of this one
fingers crossed it ins't lost in the mass of suggestions for next time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)
# or
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post190512

:D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:12, archived)
# it does
if you count goatse as a style of it's own...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)
# The accepted notion of what a cartoon is is very bizarre
Channel 4's top 100 cartoons includes all Pixar animations, Final Fantasy, Magic Roundabout and various others
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)
# i'm not disputing that morph is a cartoon. everyone loves morph
but surely you need to specify the challenge other wise you get - anything to do with films, anything to do with music, etc
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)
# At least the compo inspired this - which is ace. It's also a lot better than a lot of the entries so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)
# yeah yours are shit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I don't dispute that.
But I am rather sad right now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)
# you started it!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)
# *sniffle*
WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME, TOASTY?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)
# who says I don't?
I was just chastising you for saying that a lot of entries were rubbish in comparison to this one, thus hurting a great many peoples feelings in a casual aside.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)
# That's fair. Opions are onions.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:12, archived)
# I'm disputing that morph is a cartoon!
car·toon (kär-tn)
n.
1.
a. A drawing depicting a humorous situation, often accompanied by a caption.
b. A drawing representing current public figures or issues symbolically and often satirically
2. A preliminary sketch similar in size to the work, such as a fresco, that is to be copied from it.
3. An animated cartoon.
4. A comic strip.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)
# number 3 covers it, shirley?
though the entry ain't a gif, morph was obviously an animated cartoon? if it isn't, what is the term for animation made in the morph/wallace n gromit style?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:15, archived)
# number 3 says an animated cartoon, where a cartoon is a drawing
thus an animated drawing.

and you want "claymation", "stop frame animation" or for a more generic term which would have suited the challenege better "kids tv show" for morph or wallace and gromit

Cartoons are cartoons, I'm not actually grumpy about this by the way, just trying to educate people a tiny bit and erase some of the horrible misconception that people have toward a field I sometimes work in :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:19, archived)
# in your field, what's a good way of supplying electricity
and what if it rains, there'll be mud everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
#
dictionary.reference.com/browse/animated%20cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)
# But it's already specified as a drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:20, archived)
# It's a childhood animation
interpreted in the style of the internets.

Wasn't that the brief?

*checks*

Okay, I may have stretched it a bit. But I had a morph lying around and he is a pain in the arse to animate, so it felt right.





(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)
# No, I think HE'S the one doing the stretching.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)
# it felt RIGHT?!
if that feels right YOU are Mr Goatse and I claim my five pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# It is..
the cartoon, in the style of the poster, or general B3ta. That "or in your own style" sort of give a license to post anything :D.
(cactusrob, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I lol'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I only lol ironically.
Duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:12, archived)
# AAUUURRRGGHHH!!!!!!!
IT'S BLEEDING!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)
# ROTFEL
This is skill (as we used to say at school)!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:18, archived)
# ahahahaha good god yes!
*click*

you should shave of 20px mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)
# hahahaha
insaaane
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha
I hate the images inside my head that involve that pen.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 8:27, archived)
# Funny Jurassic Park 4 Trailer
vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=37871379

bit of a mashup i made. this isn't one to see while at work, or for the faint of heart.

thanks,

Kieran
(dogfood, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Links board
Quickly son, before the Nazis see you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)
# when did you chill out old man?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Soz....
....getting over the flu.

Don't get me wrong, the learner is still a cunt, but he's a tryer.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# you are losing your grip
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Since he found out he never has to buy a console again.
Just subject himself to lots and lots of spam.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# hahaha
Too.....many.....games....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)
# "Post something funny or interesting."
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Phail-us
Although it has merit.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)
# do the dinosaurs have guns?
isn't that's whgat happening with the real movie

edit: oh.. myspace..

no, I'm not clicking on a myspazz link because the page will be filled with fucking shite like all myspace pages, fuck that shit. fuck it.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# It's really fucking funny.
And quite NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# FP THIS
(__, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# THIS MAY NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN, BUT I AGREE WITH FRIZ
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)
# That, is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# HA
(__, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)
# please put stuff like this on the links board not the main board
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I think it's the lack of punctuation
that makes this the most venomous response he got.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:21, archived)
# hahhaah.
source plz.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)
# dirty bastard!
how shocking - someone uses internet to find pron
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)
# ignore all these cunts
nothing in the faq about posting an image
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)
# very true, very true.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)
# This.
FP THIS MADNESS
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)
# i really like this, but /board is not the place
as said above, LINKS PAGE!!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] "MARTIIIIIIIIN!!!!!"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Never understood Skeletor
A Skeleton with pecks. What the fuck is that about?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Being fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Are you Seinfeld?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Thankfully no
plus I've never found the time to watch a full ep of it. Evar.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)
# i think it was just his face
that was skeletonized......although thats stupid.he must have lifted a fair amount of weights,never showed that did it?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Bobby 'Dazzler' George


Inky

(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)
# he sould get some cream for that skin problem
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)
# can't he make his own?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Did you draw that?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Yes, I did
He's part of my ongoing series of sweaty and grotesque Darts Players. =)
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:30, archived)
# It's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)
# thanks very much Mike
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Berry Gouda
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)
# ha ha great
he lives near me ill pop a copy in
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)
# really?
I was considering sending him a copy, im going to paint it aswell soon a bit like this one of Phil 'The Power' Taylor

(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I sent one I did
of pub landlord Al Murray to his management company and asked them to pass it on. The cunts never even acknowledged getting it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)
# hes such
a geezer that chap
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Basegiantmutantdogattackball
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Yikes!
though I'm sure the catcher is whistling and shouting "Here boy!"
(Virulent, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)
# yeah, I think he's got it in for the batter
the guy at the back's clearly shitting it
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Shitting it, true...
but oddly in control of the catcher? Like some kind of giant puppet!
(Virulent, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I think it's some kind of
hoodoo
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)
# minge
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Strrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike!
ROWWFF!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Why am I looking at your grandmother's dog?
It's scary o.O
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)
# The adventures of Stevie and Ray: Jedi Training

9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

(Virulent, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Yay for blind japes!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Chicago Jones.
That's you.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] After the work dried up he started his own carpet fitting company...
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Underlay underlay
Greeeppa!

/carpet trade blog.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)
# We recently got wood floors. How much would it cost to get enough carpet to cover the bottom of my feet?
I'll make some nice slippers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I could send you some nice shag samples
But if you want us to get rid of your old slippers that will cost ya.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)
# This joke may be so old that it can't be carbon dated
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Speedy seems quite pleased...
with whatever the guy behind is doing.
(Virulent, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] looks painful, while Mr Bump tries his luck at acting
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ha! :)
i'll leave this pea here

as good a place as any...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] excellent...here's some more




(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Sooty took a turn for the worse too

Edit: I don't need to tell you that's Prince do I?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)
# re: edit:
i'm glad you did :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Hot interracial lezbo action


(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)
# now this I feel I can appreciate
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:58, archived)
# I was not on last night
and have been out most of the day. Having not bothered to look at the image challenge link I can honestly say that I don't have a clue what the image challenge is. Has Fraser outdone himself and come up with "comics, download some and change it a bit. It will be a wheeze"?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:02, archived)
# I think it was comic characters from other comics in other comics
or something like that, my memory is hazy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I haven't bothered to click the link either
it's a lot of effort, clicking links. People don't realise how hard it is.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:04, archived)
# People often forget to use the "hardness" attribute on the <a> tag. By default, most links are <a hardness="really hard">
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:05, archived)
# It's like my mouse pointer can get sort of halfway there
and then it's slowed down by the area of hardness near the link and can't make it all the way and I'm like "ugh noooo."
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:08, archived)
# I rarely do
unless I want to check the wording before I berate someone for their lack of comprehension.
The image challenge is one of the biggest things wrong with b3ta and invites a plethora of talentless fucktards to keep genuine talent off the board so I rarely take note of it and rarely show my face from Wednesday to Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:07, archived)
# b3ta *is* a plethora of talentless fucktards.
We're what gives the board life and vitality and people to shout at. Otherwise the board would be largely uninhabited, and just be a slow-moving circle-wank like Tattyworld.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
# That would suit me
fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Hi, I'm pasanonic,
Look at how brill I am.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Hey.
I killed my dog yesterday, if you really want to get into a fight you cunt then get the fuck on with it because I'm right in the fucking mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# If we were talented
Then we'd be making money out of this and we wouldn't post on here as we'd not want to bring work home with us...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)
# why would you be making money from
having a talent for photoshopping? Is it required? I'm pretty sure I have some talent but certainly would not want a job doing it. Or anything else for that matter. Your argument is merely a misguided opinion rather than a fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Sarcasm failure.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Shit I'd better Guru Meditation my way out of this.
*hammers left mouse button violently*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)
# fairly sure
that if I WAS Talented, I'd post on here more. THough I sure wouldn't object to getting paid to spend time on b3ta. Surely the point is to make people giggle and cut through boredem of being at work/home/looking at porn. Some people on here are very VERY good at shopping, to the level they COULD get paid to do it (if they wanted to). Others are crap. I for one sometimes output really good stuff, other times I fail miserably. But as long as I'm making people smile or laugh, I don't give a toss
(Virulent, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Needs more Sandy Toksvig
and Sue Perkins
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)
# As challenged by mofaha

Make a picture in the time it takes him to shower (4-6 minutes). I'm done and the water just stopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha
loves that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:56, archived)
# lol...
:)
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Pics of him in the shower pls.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Oops I has drop the soaps
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Sick
(__, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)
# if he falls over in the shower, he MIGHT DROWN
if he falls over into a river, he MIGHT DROWN or be CHOPPED INTO SHREDS by the ROTOR BLADES of a passing SPEEDBOAT.

don't mind me, I appear to have LOST IT completely.

EDIT: wtf, ROTOR BLADES? propellor blades, not bloody aquatic helicopters
EDIT2: or it could be an impeller and he gets squeezed into a fine spray of juice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:58, archived)
# I'm never showering again.
Well, I never showered before, but now I have a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:59, archived)
# yes, if you are in your shower and a sea captain watches you in ernest
beware!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:59, archived)
# YES!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Well done
Have a weeble sephiroth

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
# It's not my fault that supercars, heavy metal and whiskey makes me so much better than emo's.
Well, actually it is my fault that I'm so god-damned superior to them all. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)
# \ ^ o^ /
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] These are the Tintin books that are REALLY banned!!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Woah! How do you come up with these!
So quick in succession too! Wow! Exclamation mark!
(__, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] quicky


Click for bigger (53KB)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# get back in your box
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)
# he he
:p
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Pffft!
That is all. Oh, *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and lazy....Tintin 60's style!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)
# wheres he going?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:39, archived)
# the Pacific.
It's always the Pacific. I think that Captain only had one map.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Hello, tiger
tigerare you alright?
I wanted to log on last night and say hello but due to Zone Alarm/Windows update nightmare I had no internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I'm good thanks.
I was not on the interwebs last night. I was having cuddles.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Good
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:48, archived)
#
*awaits magenta mod*
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] doobie doodie doo
crazyjude asked for it

[The Simpsons] [Captain Caveman]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)
# dogs
the only species capable of forming legs in this mutant universe of pegfolk
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)
# haha :)

bloody hate legs me :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Arf
Oh well the top half always makes up for the merged legs also it separates you from copy-cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Yay!
beats that hanna barbara crap any day :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)
# YAY

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:34, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)
# what's changed?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# took me a very long time!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)
# scoob's legs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:52, archived)
# *Is speechless*
Give me a mo.
.
.
.
.
.
.
*gets back speech*
I LOVE THIS!


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Scoobies
This rocks!!!
(kalahara, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)
# yayayayay
such a shame i missed it last night due to having no internets at home
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 8:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Cracking wheeze, Gromit


Click for bigger (254KB)
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Nicely done! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# that's cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# nicely
*clicks*
WINNAR
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# tops
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# w/y/h
*clicks*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Brillo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Indeed
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:39, archived)
# *clicks*
*clicks* again, and again ...
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# huzzah!
this is great

Can you do this desktop sized please?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Possibly
I'll see how much I can squeeze out of the PSD
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Huzzah?
Did you just say Huzzah?
(I helped save b3ta! calico, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Woo!
A dastardly good pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Glorious :)
*clickity*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)
# nicely done :D
edit: fuck, i responded almost exactly the same way as clansoul. game over.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# awesome..awesome..awesome!!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)
# *OH YEAH*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Tip top.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Awesome
I am in awe of your mastery of the pleistocene*.

Medals all round.

(* - modelling clay invented during the last ice age.)
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)
# wonderful stuff
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# you there sir
well done!
(HCowling couldn't think of a witty name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Oh that's good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Cracking!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 8:16, archived)
# Superb.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Soupherb
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Nice!
I recognise that source pic...

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Arrgh
So do I!
It has been stole. Recently I posted a picture of a humble sausage to which I had added these two characters.
You'll be receiving a writ from Messrs Sue, Sue, Grabbit and Runne Solicitors.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# i remember when they were kids!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# That will certainly require
a tag of some sort.
Wonderful!
(ahurst, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# The winner..
Teh compo endeth!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 7:39, archived)

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