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Khan vs Prescott

It was no contest really...

(Isegrim I love monkeys, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)

KHAN!!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)

i admire your lurking sir!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:40, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArtifacts

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)

LULS RAY FIREING SEQUENCE INITIATED. TARGET: B3TA.

HELLO THAR LOYAL INTERCUPWEB MEMBER. YOU SEE THE MUG BASED MASSES SWIMMING IN THEIR HUBRIS AND ARROGANCE. THE TIME FOR THE FINAL CUP VICTORY IS NIGH!

Before
Beforer

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)

Careful now!

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)

LOLMUGS

oh god, what have we unleashed?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)

SOMEONE DO SOMETHING HILARIOUS PLEASE. I AM AT A LOOSE END AND LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)

15/f/utah

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)

asl

also stands for American Sign Language.
So when type it to me, i wave frantically at the screen.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)

SHOE ON HEAD.

DO IT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)

*does it*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)

I was going to do more MUGS but im tired.

GDNGHT!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)

Dream mugs :D

(that's an order)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)

DRUGS

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)

Go on then

since you offered

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:::::((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)

O WAIT.

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)

I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN,

MATT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)

he has a name?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)

HURRAHS!

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)

Woo!

I love these. I really want a happy mug of my own.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)

well you can't have one!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)

CUP VICTORY IS NOT NIGH

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)

WARNING.

ELITE CUP FORCES STORMING MUG STRONGHOLDS.
WARNING.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)

FIRST YOU GET THE MONEY

THEN YOU GET THE CUPS

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)

Hey!

How're you sir?

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)

grand! absent from internets mostly

you, squire?

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)

\o/

\o/
\o/
\o/
\o/
\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)

NO THEY CANT

THATS WHAT MUG TREES ARE FOR

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)

NO NO NO

YOURE THINKING OF CUPS. CUP CANNOT HAS STAX.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)

STACKS OF MUGS IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOMEONES ANUS ON YOUR HEAD!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)

ARGH NO WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS DESTROYING MY BEAUTIFUL DREAMS

:::::::::((((((((((

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)

>:(

ITS HOW I ROLL BIATCH!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)

You're obviously not a mug then. They can't roll at all...

DIE, CUP SUPPORTER!

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)

>:(

DONT PUSH ME!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)

^ -
o o
 -

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)

My mug tree is a fully balanced red-black tree. Adding a new mug to the tree is an O(1) operation.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)

pineapple's mugs could kick your's arses because they're nasty

them's still a bit woo though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)

YOURE NOT SOME SORT OF...CUP SUPPORTER ARE YOU?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)

COME ON EWE CUPS!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)

Nothing of his could kick anything.

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ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)

AHhahaa

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)

I cee u haf mug towur?

www.buytaert.net/cache/images-miscellaneous-2006-eye-500x500.jpg

ina.tamu.edu/images/GeorgiaSurvey/Phasis%20Meets%20Black%20Sea.jpg

attachments.techguy.org/attachments/85612d1156132866/img_1582-ewe.jpg

has

eagereyes.org/media/attachments/Guggenheim_Mug.jpg

www.mastersgames.com/images/table/jenga.jpg

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Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)

Woo! Mugs are severly underrated

Also, not worth it's own thread:

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)

Aww, poor lion!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)

Serves him right for getting drunk & passing out at that party last night!

Honestly, these lions bring it upon themselves.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)

Woo!

You get your tablet working then?

Nicely
:)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)

Yup, now i have to actually get good at drawing!

The easiest part, surely?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

Yup!

Look at all my pictures :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)

I CAN HAS DESKTOP SIZE?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)

^that!

Massivly:)

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Cae1, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)

No.

I closed flash ages ago and never save my work.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)

:'(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)

I am going to sleep now

to sleep, perchance to dream.
To dream of having a mug based desktop...
*weeps gently*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)

Thats lully :)

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Cae1, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)

canagetapearoast!

This was my first and only fp. about 2 years ago

but now he's pm. (gawd rest our souls) I thought I'd p.r. it! woo!

salutations all!

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grey matter, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)

2 years and you don't know it's bad form to repost in new threads?

well done you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)

^This^

Don't repost in new threads, You've already had your glory, now fuck off.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)

i thought enough time had passed.

it still hurts after all this time?

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grey matter, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)

ignore 'em

i didn't see it 2 years ago

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)

Oooooh, that's wrong,

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

It could only be worse if he licked his own nipple...

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..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)

i see a delete button

advise me. shall i click it?

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grey matter, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)

No!

Never delete threads.

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)

It depends,

clicking it would REALLY piss off the board nazis, so if that's your intention, go for it!

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..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)

i massively pissed off the board with my first post

it seems fair i do it again on my renaissance

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grey matter, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)

you naughty person

have a biscuit

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)

:¬)

spanks!

p.s. does mr. horrible still frequent these areas?

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grey matter, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)

yus

though I haven't seen him for some days

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)

hello?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)

coincidence?

I just remember your blurred picture competitions from long ago.

I liked them.

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grey matter, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)

you remember more than me

I'd forgotten that entirely. I'm mostly lurking these days.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)

i've been away for about 2 years

thought I'd drop by. see what was going on.

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grey matter, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)

I caused coniptions in my early days,

then I got bored, but it gets you noticed!

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)

Nah

Too many people have replied.
People don't like wasting keystrokes ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)

do you want a GIANT CROCUS to appear?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)

what he said

GIANT CROCUS

everywhere

it'll be like day of the trifids only VERY BAD

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)

Don't do it, man!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)

No means yes

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Halk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)

Don't waste time talking! unzip you fool!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)

really?

so all that 'no, don't rape me' was a load of rubbish?

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)

was it in writing?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)

not exactly

it was in wrong'un

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)

then it is not legally...er...enforceable

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)

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Halk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)

wait, does that mean yes?

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)

(You're starting to understand!)

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Halk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)

not even a blowtorch can save us now

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)

i like his flashing tie.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)

intentional.

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grey matter, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)

I like it

but I can't bring myself to click
'edit' here, have one of mine

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McBadger COW, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)

hahahah

what?!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)

Don't cross the breams.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)

you make i laugh

loooon!!

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)

I think I recognise the source -

it was from a Japanese advert showing a cat (played by a person in a fat cat suit) trying to copy an aerobics video. Is that the one?

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)

I have no idea

for about the last 4 or 5 years I've just saved every gif that amuses me so have a mass backlog of rubbish!

that is to say, I did make this but the original gif was a theft on my part.

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)

His compulsion for erect gland knows no end.

NO END, SIR!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)

his iron grasp on politics has made a vas defrance

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grey matter, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)

His stomach sir, it over dwells mit jizms!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)

and his cake hole spews forth vile profusion

most rectal in nature

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grey matter, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)

Do I have to bring out the threadwaste-disapproving demon again?

He doesn't like being summoned too often.

EDIT: It's good 'shoppery, mind. But you should know better than to do that.

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)

shame, he looks like a gent

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McBadger COW, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)

i've seen him before ;¬)

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grey matter, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)

I likes him,

he looks familiar...

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)

Here, maybe?

www.b3ta.com/board/8281442

Or do you mean he reminds you of something else? My mum thinks he looks like someone else but she can't think who.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)

It would be far too complicated and weird to reply honestly,

but lets just say, it's a familiar face...

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)

Pffft, fair enough.

EDIT: Just seen your profile. Cor, you're a bit good at this art lark.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)

On and off,

depends.

Available technology and functional mentality, seeing as how you'd prolly ask.

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)

And now everybody wants to know

You've made it sound intriguing.

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Halk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)

Maybe he is a demon himself and it looks like him.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)

Childhood imaginary friend, long story and only very close friends get to know all of it,

sorry, I wouldn't have mentioned it n got you intrigued, but I am rather drunk...

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)

Aha.

That's pretty cool, actually.

In the Discworld stories Pratchett postulates that ideas drift around in particle form until they happen to penetrate someone's mind (so when people say 'an idea just came to me' there's more truth in it than they realise). If this were at all plausible I might be inclined to wonder if your idea-particle drifted from your head to mine and gave me the idea for this character.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)

Well TBH yours is more lizardy than mine in skin texture,

mine was equally surface detailed but in a more smoothly organic way, but the horns and general concept are the same.

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)

Did he sex you in the bum?

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Halk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)

Nope,

he was into ladies...

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)

He aint happy.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)

Meh, it's worthy of a click all the same, excellent bubble cheeking.

I am a heathen of this reposting etiquette.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)

I thought that,

I haven't seen it before n I loikes it, it's so wrong it's nearly right...

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)

good shoppage.

I think I might start new threads about stuff I did ages ago. What fun.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)

one of us is not like the others

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:01, archived)

GINNAR!

Is it called Rob?

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)

In a way, yes. I selected it because of the ginger.

Doctor Dyslexia had requested (an) the
image in regards to board shit.

Also
Doc being bored and shit, at the time.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:08, archived)

I will go to sleep now

zz tiem

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)

Posted entirely ironically

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:05, archived)

oh god, oh god, oh god

'wanks anyway'

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McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)

oooowchie!

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grey matter, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)

It always gets a reaction...

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:09, archived)

That's because it's a guy getting kicked in the knackers.

AHhaha.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)

Don't know what all the fuss is about...

There are many blokes who would benefit from that! Who wants to go first?

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)

Cautiously raises hand...

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..wil, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)

With or with out

My new, sharp and pointy crampons? Hmm...

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)

i don't think i'd benefit

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grey matter, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)

hahahaha

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:10, archived)

Is it Ok to repost this then?

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)

Fuck the nazis

It's worth a cheeky pea :)

(Cloudane, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:07, archived)

to, er...

the FAQ,

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)

Para-phrase! Hooray for chemical nomenclature puns :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)

They know their job well

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)

...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)

and could jeruselem be builded here on england's steel girdered land.

woo :)

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)

yay for nonchalant roman soldiers

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)

I think you'll find

they're full of chalant

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)

as it should be

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)

i'm not really brian

i was just messin' abaht

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)

This image reveals treasures, sir!

IN MY GLANDS!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)

Empty unto them from your just and true glans for it is the body of christ

Piffle 3:16:12

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)

Desklols!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:52, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)

TONIGHT, CHRIST SHALL TASTE MY FIST, SIR!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:52, archived)

CHRISTS BACK!

AND HE'S GOT MECHANICAL FISTS!

AND HIS SUPER JESUS SPACE TEAM!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)

This Mecha-Christ, his gums are infused.

INFUSED...WITH SEASONS, SIR!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)

NO! NOTHING CAN STOP HIS SPRING FRESH ANAL RUPTURING ACTION!

AND THE GENTLE AUTUMNAL HAZE OF COLON RIPPING
LITTLE MORE CAN BE DONE FOR THE COOL WINTER BREEZE OF SPLEEN RAPING

BUT HIS SUMMER KIDNEY PUNCHING, THAT'S PRETTY SHIT, HE'LL GONNA WORK ON THAT A SOMETHING

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)

Mine kidneys, Sir!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)

I'd recommend the red

it mixes so well with the blood of innocents

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:03, archived)

*todd high fives*

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)

I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)

aaah the glow!!

it's too bright & I must avert mine eyes.

*sneeks peek from behind fingers*

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)

HE MAY TAKE ON ANOTHER FORM, SIR!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)

WHAT HAVE THE ROMANS EVER DONE FOR US?

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)

roman showers.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)

Okay

So I've only glanced briefly in here before, being a noob on b3ta, and having confined myself to the qotw's. So now I've read through two pages, and come to the conclusion that some of you are as bored to extravagence as I am. (meaning so bored you have to do extravagent things to make the world seem interesting)

(pins, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)

That's quite a theory.

What say you yell it up your mother's cunt?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR

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grey matter, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)

Hello mine mother's cunt.

What a season is such to be up mine mother!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)

Autumn be then the season good for all impromptu entry.

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grey matter, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)

Autumn is many a season sir, thrice the season, sir.

Behold, MINE LEAVES ARE BRAZEN!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)

Brazen leaves are the best of all the leaves.

they call on me at night

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grey matter, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)

Behold their chatter, sir!

A fortress of anus shall be our solitude!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)

'i like this' be naught but but a ghost of the sentiment of which the phrase 'anal-solitude' compels me convey.

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grey matter, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)

The compulsion sir, it's air arouses like a Spainiard.

LIKE A SPAINIARD, SIR!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)

roooooooar

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)

rooooooar

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)

*chortle*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)

^_^

are you doing more private eye picature storiness?

I NEED CLOSURE!

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)

That's no way to talk about your brother

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)

The fire sir, it's AIDS is mine mother's Christ!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)

rawrl!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)

Lions are among us, grasp them.

IN YOUR OILY FIST, SIR!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)

I GOT PLENTY MORE FISTS AND A WHOLE FUCKTON OF OIL

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)

OIL MINE FIST, SIR!

TONIGHT WE SHALL ENTER THE QUARRY!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)

THE QUARRY SHALL DIE AT OUR FISTS!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)

TONIGHT, THIS QUARRY, SHALL FALL!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)

hahahaha

reply of the week.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)

Once I killed a man with his own hat

imagine the hilarity when I realised that his hat was out of season

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)

Thrence season hat-un-jape?

Oh shit.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)

indeed

were it not for the fact that I burnt down the milliner's club house I would never be able to show my face there again

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)

They have shunned you and your house, sir.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)

oh yeah! well fuck my house! fuck it's small german tits all the way back to Leipzig!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)

You're a saucy one, but it TIS the season, sir.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)

oh yes sir, the season, quite the season

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)

Yes sir, as the season is such, such is the season.

I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)

I'd do it again too!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)

The season for DUPLICATION is upon us, sir!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)

fuck yeah, I'm going to throw fucking shitty photocopiers at the innocent victims until they bleed

bleed colour saturated copies of themselves!

then the only thing they'll have left to eat is their own throbbing papery mass of despair

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)

The blood, sir, like satin from mine mother's rectum.

Twice, twice sir, this season has prevailed!

TWICE, SIR!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:44, archived)

duplicitous duplication

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)

there's nothing worse than being taken down by a panama

in october.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)

swallow it hole to prove you are a man, but remember to dilute it first with a little tequilla

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)

i titrated that bitch until it was acid

still only tickled my gladis.

should of really watered the frogs first though.

it's the only way to be sure.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)

nuclear frogs from orbit

only way to make them hopping mad and radioactive

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)

but then you got to fear the antimater flies

one blast from those alibaster tongues it's good bye space orbit hello inverse jupiter. If you know warra mean.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)

it's ok, I'll just spray them with mormon pamphlets

OH GOD, THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL

AMEN

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)

I love the fact mormon's use that as a euphamism

they're told god doesn't want them wanking so if they call it "handing out pamphlets" they get off scott free.

but yes.. didn't you hear the flies are immune to mormon jism. they feast on it like delapedated prolapses cow vaginas suckling a hole kicked into the side of a rotten pigs carcass.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)

why, it's enough to make me want to go door to door wearing a suit and tell everyone "You're stupid and wrong, do what I say"

:D

edited for mongasm

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)

Hi, I come from no church.

I'm here to tell you why believing in any God is really quite a silly thing to do. You see we follow this thing that's been written down in many many books. It's called science.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)

SCIENCE makes more nuclear devices than religion ever could!

SCIENCE 1 RELIGION -0

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)

what, dear sir, did you use as an indicator?

phenol-trilby-pthalein

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)

oooh your science based hat puns really do

bowler me over.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)

i offer you this for when you next go ghost spotting with derek akora:

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)

I once killed a hat with it's own man.

(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)

I once imploded a hat with the same hat via the use of a time machine

it made a right fucking rift in the universal continuum, still, it's quite handy, I can put a sausage on a fork and it'll cook in 2 minutes

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)

obviously didn't read the FAQ though

etc.

enjoy your flaming, sir.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)

aww, you shouldn't have deleted the other one

I liked the double post

when I went cross eyed it went 3d!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)

you have vertical eyes?

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)

one for every day of the week

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)

man I'm envious

I'd love to have 8 eyes.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)

May I be the first to say...

FAIL

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)

yeah, fuck this picture bullshit

LETS RAPE PINS

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MrA, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)

now there's a tshirt slogan

all it needs is a concerned looking pin and you've got a cafepress money spinner, until they close down your shop

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)

time for pins to be needled

no no no, new thread must be an (originalish) image silly man

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)

I made this earlier, I'll post it here because it's not worth its own thread:

It's Cthuhlu as a wolf.

Full story here

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ClanSoul, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)

You're doing it wrong

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in vino veritas, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)

I love him! (or her)

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McBadger COW, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)

The threadwaste-disapproving demon disapproves.

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)

it's a mask!

it's prince charles underneath AICMFP!

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)

Hee hee.

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)

it's the mouth

for a moment i couldn't work out who to suggest, but look at the MOUTH

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)

Prince Charles has tusks?

I assumed it was because of the ears.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)

RAWR!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)

i recognse that tiger!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)

Yours is better

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)

I think that's called being human.

(

Shiksa, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)

NAO U

PLAE NICER

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McBadger COW, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)

There there...

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..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)

Hahaha GRADE A++++

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McBadger COW, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)

Yes,

I completely agree. Please start another thread and tell us more.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)

And after reading through 2 pages of the board

did you notice anything about new threads?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:51, archived)

Lo, Ms Pot.

*pinches bum*

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)

'lo, Mr Would!

For it is he.
*rubs bum to get rid of soreness*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)

If I had a pound

for every time I'd heard that ;)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)

HARUMPH!

HELLO FELLOW CUP LIBERATION FRONT SUPPORTER. WE MUST CONVERT OTHERS TO THE CAUSE FOR CUP SUPREMACY! DOWN WITH THE MUGS!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)

unhappy mug is unhappy

and a mug

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)

MUGS

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)

I like how you drew that.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)

eh?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)

I like how you drew it!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:25, archived)

MUG

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)

MUGS! =^.^=

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)

Yes please!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)

one lump or two?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)

None, Im sweet enough as it is ;)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)

I HOPE THIS IS MADE FROM RUBBER

AND MAKES A SATISFYING *BOIIIINNNGG!* NOISE.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)

THOSE THINGS, YOU HOPED FOR, YOU GOT THEM, AND MORE

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)

mug-nob goes floppy once tea is rubbish and cold

when tea is hot, mug-nob stands proud as if to announce 'I CONTAIN TEA. ALL BOW BEFORE ME!'

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)

I'm sure if you looked you could find someone selling these

this scares me

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)

*sells you eleventy hundredweight*

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)

eleventy hundredweight! that's more than a punnet of groats worth!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)

if only i had a punnet of groats

i can barely rub together a gaggle of shillings these days

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:26, archived)

a gaggle!

I haven't got two brass razzoos to form into a nub!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)

nubs? don't be so personal!

the last time you formed into my nub i couldn't play tiddlywinks for a twelvemonth!

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)

a twelvemonth! from middlemas to dipthongtum!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)

I'm rather bored chaps

anyone up for a bit of iSketch?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)

Oh why the hell not

Make the room

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)

^THIS

ONE WORD ONLY: BAUXITE.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)

BAUXITE!

FUCK YEAH

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)

The room, she is up

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)

What's it called?

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)

b3ta

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)

I can't see it. ):

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)

this smiley confuses me

it looks like you have a pagoda head

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:27, archived)

It's :( but the other way.

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)

thought so

every time new smiley is born, god teaches a kitten to masturbate whilst killing

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)

NO CUPS.

BAD CUPS.
CUPS ARE EVIL.
MUG IS WIN.

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ClanSoul, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)

*PROPAGANDAS*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)

FUCK YOU MUGS!

*cups*

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)

My cup doth runeth over with spewtum.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)

MUG! AUTOREFILL! NOW!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)

Wont this put Zygotik out of 32k a year though?

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)

Is he still around?

I've heard legend of him but don't think I've seen his work

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)

Sometimes I feel like I can still hear him.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)

yesterday morning I burned the back of my neck with my hair straighteners

and the first thing I thought of doing was coming on here and telling everyone I didn't like it.

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)

My aunt can do that.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)

you never cease to amaze

:o)

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)

How the mighty has fallen.

He was rather smug though wasn't he?
:P

Edit b3ta.com/board/8719991

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XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)

unhappy mug gnops

(

arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)

tomorrow I have to go to Nottingham

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)

tomorrow is my birthday and I am undecided what to do with it

any suggestions?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:26, archived)

get pissed

and wank a bit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:27, archived)

get wanked

and piss a bit

*night b3ta, beddy times.*

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)

Piss on a wanker

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)

take it for walkies

splash in puddles with frog wellies on, have a cold ice cream with strawberry sauce n hundreds n thousands followed by a hot tea in a polystyrene cup, feed the ducks then go n play on the slides :o)

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)

that sounds good

I'll try and remember to take photos

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)

:o)

..then turn them into amusing animations? We can only hope

(

doph no time like the precedent, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)

i took a while to figure out '2bmt'

because i am over 30

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)

Don't worry, it took me a while too.

Despite my youth and good looks.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:27, archived)

games you may or may not like to see

(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)

"It's just one long tract of shit"

What? What magazine

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)

playcow

(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)

Hahaha

My cow left me for an udder lover!!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)

oh pull the udder one

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)

Don't be cheeky or I'll have to teet you a lesson!

(

XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)

oh stop milking it

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:25, archived)

what on earth is the picture on the right?

One of JJ's rejected character designs?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)

it's from the lesbian version of yiffing.com

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)

Woo!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)

SUK MY UDDAZ MUTHAFUCKA!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)

Dirty Caaa!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)

is it specialist magazie hour?

in which case here.

and goodnight. *waves*

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)

moooooooooooooooooo

mooooo moooooooooooooooooo moooooooooooooooo moooo

(

Sunshine Elephant, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)

Dirty fekkin cow.

1 nil to me, bitch.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)

While doing this

I quickly came to the conclusion that an obituary magazine would actually be very popular.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)

fuck!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)

yes lets!

or do you mean the picture? calm your boots, they're all a badly made halloween toys

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)

*calms boots*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)

*enrages loafers*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)

*amuses slippers*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)

*bemuses moccasins*

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)

*perplexes kitten-heeled mules*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)

*violently beats winkle-pickers*

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)

i'm sure they would be halloween toys to you

you sick, sick man

woo ashally

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)

RIPE CADAVER MONTHLY

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)

RAPE CONNIVER MUMLY

(

doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)

rap conveys mummbles

(

arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)

you mean like

this one

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)

no I mean who died this month

like local newspapers have (or used to) on the first page and how the Oscars do tributes each year to the people who have carked it.

I bet it would sell like mad, especially of their were some extra celeb pullouts and cheeky gruesome bits of titilation

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)

i think it would work beter as a musical.

/increasingly ridiculous suggestions blog

(

arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)

Don't forget the free gifts and promotional items.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)

hahahahaha

Are these public domain images? if not you should buy the rights and sell your versions in a book :)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)

Yes, for the most part they are.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:04, archived)

what are you waiting for then?! PUBLISH!!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)

Had a couple nibbles last year.

But they both ended up backing off. I assume
someone explained the jokes, and that was that. [/;-D

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)

self publish through Lulu.com?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)

jeezus christ

bit far......

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)

what? really?

how come I'm the only one who complains when pictures of dead, slaughtered and torn apart animals are posted here, but I post a picture of some halloween toys and people react?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)

i'm not fussed either way

an orgasm's an orgasm

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)

Because this shows a dismembered body.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)

no it doesn't

and what's the difference between this and an anim of someone's head blowing up?

nothing, now stop being silly

edit: how's this?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)

I wasn't complaining about it

He asked why people may react differently, and that is maybe why.

I don't care, it's obviously not real.
Even if it was, it's not as bad as it could be.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)

fair do's

but it''s also fairly obvious that the gore isn't real. i think this source is quite popular on b3ta, i know i;ve seen it before

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)

thank you

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)

COCK!

(

..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)

because it's not real enough

thats why.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)

Thats a toy?

things certainly have chaged since i were a lad then

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)

doing swapsies in the playground is a logistical nightmare

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)

hehe

'Top Corpses'...

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)

no you aren't

but you are the only non troll who posts dismembered humans

oh well

FP THIS NOW!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)

well if sawn up pigs heads can be FP'd I don't see why people shouldn't be

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)

fair enough

let's turn it into /b/

then nobody can complain

well, they can complain, but they'll get fucked :D

and then everyone will be happy

except those who complain, but they can get fucked

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)

what is /b/?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)

it's where kittens go to get raped by gary glitter on fire

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)

I'm with micto, seriously, what is /b/?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)

a website where anything goes

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)

He made a good effort to strip in midair

(random_monkey Dosadno mi e, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)

Toys or not.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)

AAaaaaahhaha

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)

Somehow, I just know who will get featured in every issue.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)

Pffft

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XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)

;o)

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)

woo

yay

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)

Edition 2: things you won't do again in a hurry.

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grey matter, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)

FIREY CONTAINER OF HOT LIQUID HOLDING +3

HELLO YOU. THIS IS A SECRET CUP SOCIETY MESSAGE. DEATH TO THE MUGS.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)

Fuck yeah!

I could do with some teas right now

Nings lems

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)

Ning.

I have about 10 of these worked out.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)

10 more teas?!

Awesomes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)

I has tea, but only one

I also had cheeseburger, made from the MAIMED CORPSES OF FORCEFED CUTE BABY ANIMALS which was nice

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)

what if i wipe my knob round the rim first?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)

I pity your mugs.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)

~~pity~~

ENVY

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)

I wish mine were this beeg!

Awesome!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)

Bigger mug = more awesomer

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)

Did you see Turtle on a bus came on?

It's a web comic..

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XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)

try

drinking it in a smaller resolution

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)

Hehe

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XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, thanks Mugs!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)

thugs

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)

pffft.

Thanks, ants.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)

I was going to add that myself :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)

The Cup Society must be stopped.

Long live the mugs!

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)

HELLO YOU.

YOU READ THE TAGS :)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)

I heard they fly of the handle

/ac

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)

i heard they stig of the dump

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)

Yay more of this :D

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)

I would like to dunk my mumin biscuits in yourr hot liqiud

notice the 2mumins1cup pic on the side

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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)

'moomins'

you filthy foreign type

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)

^THIS

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)

I am english

they were a holiday present from my sister

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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)

aha

it was 'yourr hot liqiud' that had me fooled

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)

Yay mugs!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)

NO NOT DEATH TO THE MUGS

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ClanSoul, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)

i want a print of this

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)

my new desktop background

last one was

so its quite an honour

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)

RAAAR!!!

Evening!

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XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)

what's that coming over the hill?

is it another monster?
is it another monster?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)

"I'm an Alien"

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XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)

a fairly monstrous one though

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)

I would carry on the annoying "I'm an alien" routine

but I must agree.
:)

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XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)

i was half-tempted just to post the lyrics to sting's song

but i refrained

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)

I was gonna go to church

but I got high.

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XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)

awww

it wants to polka.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)

RAAAR!!!

Run little alien, run....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)

They mostly come at night.

Mostly.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)

alien loves the treadmill

it strives for rock hard buns

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)

BOO!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)

is this like an alien version of

gladiators?

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)

Training for maybe, yes.

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XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)

hehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)

jessie is going to beat that crackers ass.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)

*yes*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)

hahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)

heheh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)

big lady is big, small people are small

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)

yup

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)

hahaha what?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)

Charlton "Mario" Heston

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)

HERE I GOOOOOOOOO!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)

*Hehheeh*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)

Haha, good stuff.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)

hahaha mario kart! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)

hehe nice

reminded me of my own mario kart in the real world.
www.b3ta.com/board/7681037

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)

That's brilliant.

And there's nothing more satisfying than throwing a banana and hitting someone in front of you.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:31, archived)

and in a tunnel.

;)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)

Causing them to spin off the track

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)

especially when it's that

princess bitch...all high and mighty grrr

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)

My girlfriend really hates her for some reason.

Almost as much as she hates me when we play Mario Karts.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)

I've never had a girlfriend who didn't glare at me when I played super smash bros

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)

imaginary girlfriends

wouldn't stare at you though would they?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)

lovely stuff :)

this has shown me that mario + ben hur is better than kitten plus ben hur.

www.b3ta.com/board/8716990

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)

I saw that and the kitten

is pretty hard to make out.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)

yah

i think that may be the problem.. the fact i knbow it's there.

I should probably try and be arsed to try and do scan lines... ho hum.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)

Haha yeah.

TAKE THAT YOU CHARIOT BASTARDS

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)

silly chariot didn't hold a just-in-case banana behind it

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)

hahahahahahah

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)

:D]

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)

I'd a said that needed Mario kart bit before it, but none the less that's great.

Top marx!

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)

yeah I just noticed now that the hit is about 3 frames too late.

I was judging off the wheel tipping. ho hum.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)

omg

I like actually ololed!

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:57, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Ace!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

yes!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)

Yay, the christmas sweets are in teh shops already

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)

fp this now!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)

I read your tag as "maddy toast"

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)

maddy toast or chips?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)

blame the font designer

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)

*points*

Your fault!
You're just no good at anything but I shall click your post.
It will be a sympathy click though ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)

Harry Toast'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)

hairy toats?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)

I read it as

Marry Toast

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)

*I LIKE THIS*

Also, she'd be hot if she lost six stone.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)

woo

I would write this in nadsac but i only know many appy polly loggies.. and I've no reason to appologise..

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)

I know a melenky bit off the top of my gulliver.

But it's still only a few slovos. ;)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)

fucking christmas

why is there christmas stuff in shops now?

cunts

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)

never mind that

help me with my delivery of easter eggs

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)

late or early?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)

I'd say they are bang on time

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)

okay

I'll hold your paw... now push, mister bunny.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)

We've sold "Letters to Santa" packs and Christmas cards already

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)

Some people are far too organised.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)

i once filmed a christmas commercial in June

but that's fair enough because of marketing strategy and whatnot

but having christmas stuff out this early is a disgrace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)

burn it

only way :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)

It's only the cards and stuff

For people who send cards overseas in bulk by sea mail cos it's cheaper.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)

sea mail?

exactly how much cheaper is it?
afaik, air mail isn't ridiculously expensive

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)

I'm not sure

But I do know that some people will go to great lengths to save a few pennies.
As my shop is for ex-pats, I get customers from all parts of the UK.
I have come to understand why certain people are stereotyped.
Most of the time I hear a particular accent and cringe, knowing that the customer is going to be difficult.
I could fill this week's QOTW with the shite we have to put up with but won't, because my motto is the customer is always right.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)

i'm afraid your motto is bollocks

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)

Once they've left the shop it's a different story :)

But to their faces, we are as nice as pie.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)

of course

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)

Hahahhahaha!

good stuff :D

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)

Hahaha!

*click*

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XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)

moloko shirly?

/pedant ;)

fab stuff!

(poikes Bored sig, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)

*waits for it to animate*

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

oooh!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)

now I crave spaghetti

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)

Sexay

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)

remarkably fitting

ok this is my last for tonight
edit : no one checks file names any more :(

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)

surely that should be 'a dynamite full of fist'?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)

kitten/skateboard

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscuit_game

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)

soggy indeed

or limp.. depending on your nationality.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)

MORTAL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAT!

It's not actually 'extended', but fuck it.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)

tetlis!

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)

FIGHT!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)

*duffs you up*

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)

FLAWLESS, VIC-TO-RY!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)

yays! :D

think the last time i used the term to duff someone up was around 15 years ago. quite enjoyed using it just now.

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)

Ahhaa, I see that.

GOT IT, GOT IT..NEED IT..GOT..GOT

:P

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)

I have a gif with a white background, and another gif with a white background. I got rid of the white background on one, and superimposed it on the other with 'blending options' in photoshop.

How do I 'raster' that layer, so I can make it blurred and nice and soft-edged again?

/edit - the file is here

commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Map_of_the_Manchester_Bolton_and_Bury_Canal_with_east_lancs_line.gif

and its the red dotted line I want to make pretty

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)

Have you tried fucking a goat's cunt?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)

That's no way to talk about your sister

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)

She died in a fire three years ago.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)

That's no way to talk about your fire

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)

It's ok, the fire had AIDS.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)

that's still no way to talk about the sexy sexy fire

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)

My Ass is on Fire.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)

snap!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)

Na-uhh, girlfriend.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)

I had a problem with that, i was stumped

when you merge layers it goes back to normal, a high annoyance.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)

Npot entirley sure what you're trying to do.

Have you tried changing the .gif to RGB?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)

blending options>blend if

remove the white background, it makes the red line have sharp edges instead of aliased edges. I don't know how to make it so it isn't 'blended' any more, if I figure that out then I can just blur it slightly and the edges become nice again.

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)

I think you're complicating matters.

save each file as a gif with white as transparent .
open them up change them both to RGB then copy one image on to the other as a layer.
edit: then delete everything that isn't red, if that's what you're want to be left with.
edit:edit: or you could use colour range, selecting just the red??

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)

The white

won't go away

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)

if you've saved them

with white being transparent you shouldn't have any white.
in save for web, you need to select white in the colour table and the little checkerboard square beneath, you could do the same for the other colours that you do not want.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)

Still won't work

fucking computer

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)

what is the other image?

Do you have it/want to gaz me a link to it?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)

a gif that already has a white background

i want to remove it

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)

are you still trying to blend if? if you are, don't, I don't think you need to.

is the end result going to be a gif?
am I really crap at explaining stuff?
should I apply for a job in teaching?

I like you drawings by the way.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)

Go to the tool bar

Click image,
Then click mode,
Then convert from indexed colour to RGB colour

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)

It already is

that isn't the problem. I removed a white background using hte 'blend if' option, now i want to 'render' that layer as it appears, so I can mess around with it.

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)

Not worth it's own.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)

Yes it is.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)

it is worth its own

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)

What you looking at, Indy?

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KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)

The pharoah's cock

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)

the pharoah's cock

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)

the pharaoh's cock.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)

A fair old cock.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)

The pharoah's cock

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ClanSoul, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)

C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)

flair o'clock

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)

the cocking pharaoh

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)

farah fawcett's cock

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)

Is that a helicopter helmet?

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Shlvng, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)

Pharaoh Face-cock!

nice 'shopping indeed.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

Never mind your fucking shoes

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)

Am I evil for laughing so hard at this?

Nice post fella - subtlety FTW! :D
*clicky*

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)

subtle as fuck

very woo!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

Attack of The Street Pimps!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jbEU72XEq0&feature=related

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

that took me a second there....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)

Why am I looking at three hookers and their mum?

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Aenesis, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)

^this

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)

Because you are currently watching the five nations.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)

Brilliant response.

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Aenesis, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)

oh god.

it's like looking at a map and seeing the sea as land and not recognising a thing.

very woo, for making me stare at that for far too long.
*blinks*
*clicks*

edit:FP this now!

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)

That too far too long to see,

But fucking worth it in the end. Nicely done.

Woo yay

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nastybadger, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)

100%

RIS-ness?...

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Rob_B, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)

nope not getting this

did an image arithmetic subtract and I got this wacky looking cats head... I think I did that wrong. dont tell me tho im still staring at it.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)

whacky demon cats head with fish tail will destroy us all

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)

when you put it like that

I can't wait :D

edit : I got it now spent ages thinking there was a letter in it.
I was like wtf mcdonals? maskrays sale?
something to do with shoes? ghosts yeah must be a ghost...

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)

I think i found

subliminal messages in the city

Oh how i wish i had a hat like this

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)

hahah

it's a distorted anime happy/evil face

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)

Im going to keep it

perhaps make him into a something.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)

mnnnrgh

thats took me for fucking ever!

Worth it, mind you. Woo

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)

Mahoosive CLICK

Brilliant

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Tovi boom bang a bang bangs all the time., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)

Ahhhh...

it took me 5 minutes to get there in the end

/he said stiring the tea with his other hand

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)

Oh FFS! it 'just' clicked

jesus that's good!

you sir, deserve a big fat click!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)

seriously...

what is that meant to be?

/edit: ahh, it is what I thought it was, it's just a bit... hazy

(ms, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)

the background is different

I just can't see what it is. it is making me cry.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)

Me too

I will not sleep tonight!

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)

you get a fukkin oscar for subtleness

but i still can't geddit.
or am i the only one totally unfamiliar with SATC?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)

fuck me, that did take a bastard long time

I was looking at the shape in the background trying to make a single thing out of it. Once I stopped doing that, it was perfectly clear.

Gaaaah.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)

I was staring at that for half an hour..

..until my girlfriend sat behind me and blatantly pointed it out and it's as plane as ever!

Woo

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)

Oh I see it.

Eventually!

If you're really stuck then google for the sauce.

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Halk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)

This is stereograms all over again!

Everyone sees it but me. It's one big practical joke, isn't it?

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)

Its

planely obvious

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)

Aaaahh

Thank you, I feel both stupid and satisfied at the same time. I'm off to master some stereograms now.

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

Is this a piss-take?

been staring at it for 20 mins and still haven't a fucking clue!

edit: gone to the original image. Still no idea....

edit: Ahaaaah! Thanks for the subtle hint BH ;o)

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Vulthoom, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)

My eyes `urt :-(

(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)

King of subtle!

Took me ages!

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)

*squints*

Is this a very blurry WTC gag?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)

oh woo to you

Finally spotted it, fecking excellent.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)

very subtle, very good :D

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

Christ

you fucking genius

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)

Hnnnnnnngggggkkk

...nope :(

After much staring, I am unwoo. Anyone?

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)

RIS?

I can only assume I'm the more retarded person in the world.. I just can't see it

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)

bugger that

took me ages!

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moogy boobles, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)

help me out then

this is starting to make me cry

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)

^ This ^

Pweeeeez

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)

This kind of thing shouldn't be clickied

I've wasted 5 minutes of my time staring at something to try and find the funny. God knows why this is on the popular page. The image challenge should be instant funnies, not fucking magic eye bollocks. I'll tell you my thought process:

"I can't see anything shopped about this. *sigh*. That means it's some subtle crap. Right, lets stare at it for a while. I can't see anything shopped about the women, except the edge of the ginger one's hair. That means it's something in the background. So what the fuck is the background? First thought: It's the World Trade Center towers. That would be an easy joke to make.

"... But nope, doesn't look like them. The way it's been shopped, it doesn't look like towers in the deep background. It looks more like some kind of wall mural, or poster, right behind them. So what the hell?"

[A few minutes later]

"Fuck it, I'm sick of this, I'm just going to have to go with my first guess that it's the WTC towers. Not even a slight smile raised. Fuck these kind of images."

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SqueakyG, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)

Someone needs a hug...

C'mere you.

*loves*

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)

Bah

Exactly my thought process too. Is it only funny if you get to point out that you got it to everyone else? Seems so.

(Netizen, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)

SuperMatrix

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)

AHhahaha

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)

whoa. been there all his life...

... drinking spinal fluids...

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)

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