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Sometimes things in my dreams make me go Wooo!

I like that his eyes are missles. I have just reread the Gaian Trilogy so maybe thats where this fella comes from.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

Tut tut MrHaze
Thread deleting is BAAD!

www.b3ta.com/board/8907219

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Ratsta, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)

Aargh!

Point it at Mr Haze:
www.b3ta.com/board/8907219

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)

The Department of Forensic Internetology thanks you for your contribution.

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Ratsta, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

*mops*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

you have to be qualified to, err, qualify for that badge.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

do i have to be badgerfied

to get that quali?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)

there is a 10 page multiple choice test and a deadly assault course with aligators and big swinging axes to get through to qualify

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

I don't think any girl wants to be fingered by this guy

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

not enough tentacles :)

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Ratsta, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

More penis.

(muckluks notsureyet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

You're obsessed

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

How many do you need?

Is 0.5 of a penis not enough for you?

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)

he should join the abc warriors

they would have fun together.

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)

fucking AWESOME!!!!! *clicked!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

Nicely!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

nice artwork

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

He/it/thing . . . looks ready to divide and conquer !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)

This is gorgeous

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fannycradock, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

I like this

Its robot pelvis is the most disturbing. Glad I don't live on its planet! (Err, it's not on Earth is it? *fears*)

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)

Yes it is.. thats the Appalacians behind it.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)

so.... I think I'm safe...

as long as it can't swim or fly.

Very woo!

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)

Oh noes it has your IP address.....

now it will start walking......

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)

nightmares

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

why is her body so big?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)

Shhhh,you'll give her a complex!!

You know how women are.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)

ACE \o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)

ha!

the l's of your lol are falling over.

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

yeah, falling over like a massively fucking awesome fox.

Or something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

They certainly are.

Specially you

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

HURRAH!

I'll let the wife know you've got an extra 5 brownie points

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

\o/

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)

this is a graphic representation of a woman's mind

in comparison to a man's.
hides

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)

OI CW!!!! AH DUN FOUND ME ONE O' DEM MISOGEENISTS!!!!

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)

He's just saying it because he wants me to beat him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

queen me

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

Or that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

Captain Wow's bottom

the stuff dreams are made of

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

Damn right.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

*worships*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

AS YOU SHOULD DO.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)

yes Mistress

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)

*nods imperiously*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)

I'm over 40 and I can see you

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)

Yeah

possibly because your head isn't so far up your own backside that even your arrogance tastes familiar.

ie: don't worry your pretty polly about it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)

it's justy that the lower part of your eyes are tiny

so it looks all out of whack.

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)

what the shuddering...

Kill it with fire!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

She dwells in water

fire is useless with her watery powers.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)

import more fire! from fireland!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

We will also need axes from axeland!!

..oh fire extinguishers from fire extinguisher land in case it gets out of hand.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

For a moment I read that as Ireland

but I suppose they had a good supply of Fire too - or maybe just Ire.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

Arrrrgh Ickle heed!!!

Woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

finally! a girl I could get a decent blow job off...

oh.. i think I've said too much...

T minus 183...

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

chicken neck!

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

I was just pondering the other day while on the bus

that some people have very small heads

what's all that about?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

Not everyone being the same, I think.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

everyone's different man

but so few people have tiny heads

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

HEADIST

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

You can talk, human!

I just had cornflakes, I want more cornflakes

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

Good Lord!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)

mofaha made it

I gave it the juice of life

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

yay

tho all points to mofaha's brain unit for creating it in the first place

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

hahahahahh! brill!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

yay

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

I love you.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

enough to give me money?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

troubled lols

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)

I think Andy Crane had a small head

for anyone under the age of 30, he presented BBC childrens tv in the mid to late 80's.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

maybe

but I'm sure as head tinyness goes, he's got large headness

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

their had unfortunatley tiny vagina.. and i squished there head juices in to their bodies

shrink the size of their heads.

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

how is tiny haed formed? how is pragnet girl give tiny haed?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

for score and tent

*nods*

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

you can say that again

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

their had unfortunatley tiny vagina.. and i squished there head juices in to their bodies shrink the size of their heads.

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

there was a bloke

celebrating last night with a ridiculously small head

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

just imagine the speed at which he'd beat all of his opponents in a helmet donning contest

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

not that he'd be able to see with it on

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)

his achiles heel, ultimately

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)

Hahaha

hahahahahahahaha fuck ahahahaa
have a click
Haha this has me giggling like a retard.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

Nothing quite like a little head !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)

Ok. Nobody move, or the President gets it...

(colinr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)

Joe

Biden
edit:sorry, Bindun.
editedit:further apologies, it's very nicely done. I just wanted to get that joke in there, quite selfish of me really.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)

Joe

Bindun

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

Damn you Monty, you terrible cunt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

*pisses in your mind*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

*wanks in your eye*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)

You misspelled Bindun ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

you people know

nothing of comedy timing. ;)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

What's the secret

of good comedy?

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

rape

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)

ahahaha!

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

Pffft.

Office lollerism

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)

Grumpiness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

get lost

;)

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)

I should have clarified, really. COMEDIC grumpiness.

*hand gestures*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

*wants to make a penis joke, but can't think of a possible definition of "Grum"*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

That's the bits of the head of the penis

that slope away from the frenulum- the bits that look like Jonathan Ross' fringe.

One grum, two grums, 'ooh, my grum's achy' etc.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)

so that's what

that bit's called. Hmmm. I like b3ta. You learn stuff.

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)

the banjo string?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)

either side

of said string, I believe.

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

ah, i see.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

See, he was actually reading what I wrote.

Unlike some people.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)

yeah!

*smarms and gives Miss an apple*

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

*star*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

*smugs*

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)

I don't know fancy words about my cock. It's not my responsibility.

I have, however, concentrated on learning about vaginas, or "pussies" in scientific terminology.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)

ah...

but correct nomenclature can save on 'left a bit right a bit' vagueness...

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

SUCK MY FRENULUM, BITCH

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)

ha!

nothing like anatomically correct dirty talk to get the ladies going...

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)

If you'd have read what I wrote

you'd have understood. But nooooooooooooo, someone's obviously heard everything I've got to say.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)

I read it.

I just didn't understand it. Look at my cock. Does it look like Johnathan Ross' fringe to you?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

You're looking at the wrong side.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

I was discussing the idea at a halloween party

that tragedy plus time equal comedy, and that some people suffer from 'Comedy Lag'(c) where they are opperating behind the rest of us.

my friend said "that's fine but the skeleton in the bath is not going to be wearing an Everton shirt."

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

hahahahaha

did you go for two skeletons wearing Man Utd shirts instead?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)

fuck, now I wish

I could remember all those jokes.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

How do you stop a nose-bleed?

Kill her. And her friend. In the bath.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

you misspelt the Plumber ;)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

You misspelled Bindun ;)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)

Oh yeh...

www.b3ta.com/board/8892375

Mustamistit

(colinr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

that wasn't

the one I was thinking of either.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)

Which one then?

Can't find it

(colinr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)

I searched but didn't find

it. It might have been a animation, it's all a bit hazy.
Might have been before the challenge too.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

In that case have an ex-President pearoast...

(colinr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

what a face haha

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

Hello?

bindun?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)

who?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)

another quality

sig, brought to you by GSTQ ;)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

Needs more Joe Biden

and Mrs Obama

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

hahaha

that's marvelous.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)

late pffts

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)

he chilled for the last time......

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)

FAKE!

No bridge!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)

first little girls, now monkeys... Sharks on the /board are really spoiled with luxury food....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)

Do the right thing...

blog and archive

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)

It's bunker time!

and I mean that in a good, blow-your-brains out kind of a way!

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

If only...

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

I reckon he'll get that wrong too...

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

We can but hope,

but I can not help but feel it is 8 years too late :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

*click*

Eight years and not one person took a pot shot at him. Poor old Obama will be lucky to make it to January.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)

haha

well he certainly wouldn't be able to blow his brians out.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

MISSION: Give as much money as possible to haliburton

STATUS: Accomplished

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

blog and archive

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

*loads up C130*

We're gonna free the profit outta those guys so bad!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)

it's Henry Tiem!

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nicely done :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

Where does...

...this Henry originate from? ;-)

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Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)

he was born of the fire....

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)

Nice shades ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

some say he walked 500 miles.

and would be quite prepared to repeat such a feat.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

I understand his ambition is to be the man who walked a thousand miles

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

they also say

his shopping bag contains the soul of Marsellus Wallace

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)

and that, used correctly

it can elucidate even the most poisonous of monkeys.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)

Just to punch the Proclaimers in the face!

But first, Deep Blue Something!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

Do not diss Breakfast At Tiffany's

For it are an ace song.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)

It is an utter pile of wank.

However, that does not mean I don't enjoy it :D

I also enjoy this and it is wank: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LdQBRq7x1UA

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)

no, that

is a classic.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)

A classic, yes.

But shit none the less :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)

JPG started it...

Edit: Also, I feel compelled to post this...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

That sir...

...is brilliant! Monitor, meet snot...:-)

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Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:51, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

NO!

You have defiled a national hero.
Hang your head in shame.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

I love ninj as much as the next man...

Whoever he is I dunno, but he wears a white coat

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)

I'm not a National hero...

...but thanks anyway ;-)

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Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)

I beg to differ

You have a regular slot in a large-selling men's magazine...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)

Ah, bless you Barb

;-)

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Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)

ooh, you're in nottingham

I only live 26 miles away from you.. fancy.. possibly should of read your page thing before i feldman'd you :P

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)

Where do you live?

And no, I won't stalk you, promise...;-)

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Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)

i'm in the lovely shire of newark

it's the only place in britain that's an anagram for wanker.. yay!

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)

I be in Worksop

the only place in Britain that sounds like the popular music group Royksopp WOO!

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Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

nice usage :D

or mice usgae is I typed originally.. did it use mice? did it use mice? are my fingers privy to inside information?

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)

let us pffft

lol

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)

hehehe

I rather like this meme. He has a certain existential sadness.

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

^this

I think it's his innate "trudginess"

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

very true...

*alerts OED to coining of valid new word*

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)

*makes millions of money*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:47, archived)

As always I'm sorry

Welcome to 2 weeks ago etc...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

Would you like an overdwaft?

*hangs up*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)

Amy gets an Exorcism

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

seams cruel

*edit* looks like a skinny jonathan ross

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

schrodinger's's apostroph'e

:D

edit: eek, just heard one hell of a tyre/brake action squealy noise outside

but there was no *CRUNCH*

edit2: schrodinger's ninja :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

Wait for it ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

Crunch.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)

read

but

still

wait

*communises*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)

I'm still waiting

it's like being a poor orphan at christmas time gnawing on a still frozen bulk sausage

who the staff occasionally taunt that "your mommy is coming to pick you up for xmas! and you'll live happily ever after" between guzzling turkeys

of course, mommy never comes, because SHE'S DEAD YOU LITTLE WORTHLESS ORPHAN! HAHAHAHA *chews on another turkey*

I've.. lost the track of what I was typing now

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)

Is this the famous

'crunch' everyone's talking about?

*waits*

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)

well, the way my bank's going on, there's no crunch!

anyone want any free money? :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

me! me!

*proffers begging bowl*

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

here!

*empties bucket*

take it! there's plenty more where that came from*

*I of course refer to the bucket

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

bucketfuls of buckets!

*opens bucket shop*

*goes bust*

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)

Whaaaa?!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

hey, another one!

*grabs*

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:52, archived)

*pretends to struggle but secretly quite enjoys*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)

Bloody orphans - too poor to read!

www.b3ta.com/board/8907098#post8907121

*kicks*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

I expect pictures

mr riverghost...oh sorry.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

ah, by the time I manage to take a picture the local scratters will have harvested any parts of value

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)

I must admit I thought that was Jonathon Ross's face when I first saw it.

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miamistu snagglery, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

In Russia

incontinent children are made to wee in frozen lakes?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

Dont be silly

In Russia, frozen lake wees in you

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

what on earth

are Alexei Sayle and Ringo Starr doing to that child? Silly Scousers.

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

maybe he asked

ringo for an autograph.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)

haha...

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)

i was thinking Alexei Sayle & Charles Bronson

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)

Dara O'briain on the left.

(or however the feck you pronounce it.)

edit:by which I meant spell.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)

It does look like him

to be sure

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)

to be sure

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

sure, to be sure.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)

as it were, to be sure

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

I was going for

Gary Oldman and Omid Djalili...

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

maybe this was their

attempt at the extending cover art challenge.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

excellento

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)

haha very nice :D

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)

nsfw

"tits"

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

ITS A FUCKING BOY BODY

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

yes i know i have one myself

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)

yes...

when are you going to give it back?

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)

NEVER

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)

and do you have man-tits?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)

So thats what the smell from your garden shed is....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)

semi mindpiss

mind-leak a bit into underwear...

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

Just watching the world go by...

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Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)

that's an impressive frown

is it yours?

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)

Yep

All my own ;-)

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Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)

champion gurning, sir :D

..or shampion as I previously typed..

EDIT: although...

..sorry :P

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

careful

that may be his sex face

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

That's beastly...

...yet hilarious!! ;-)

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Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

You need to ease up on the amphetamine there old chap

and possibly cut caffine out of your diet

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)

Pfffft

I have an urge to tickle you on the chin :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)

Ooh I say...

...tickle away!

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Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)

Or to pull your bottom lip down really quickly

so you say "mim mim mim mim"

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)

How's the little one?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

Not so little any more

taking up all my time...

How's your tribe?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)

it's that long since I've "seen" you

how old now?

Tribe all well - eldest now at school, youngest now 15 months, but not yet walking...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

kill it with flaming shithammers

with lasers and gas

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)

haha!

I'm imagining a big bluebottle buzzing around just out of shot...

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)

it's going rather fast!!

woo sir

you handsome chappy you

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

Oh shush now...

...*blushes* ;-)
Edit: Ta

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Ninj, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

"h"

(welcome)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

The Churchill Dog springs to mind

Ooooh yessss!

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

lets turn that frown upside doiwn!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

haha

ace.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)

One of those "Got to get this out of my head and into Photoshop" moments

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)

Would. Poem.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)

my face is so round

round like hearts aren't
I want love to be found
but I know I shan't

oh what is life for me
but pain and misery
I can't even put eye shadow on properly
I am a shit.

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)

Proper lol!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)

*listens closely to the tin*

it's....it's telling me to talk dirty to it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)

likely story...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)

yeah...

any excuse, eh?

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)

take my lid off..

nice and slowly like

now repetatively screw it.

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)

*struggles with child-proof cap*

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)

least you know the tins not a paedophile

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

haha!

very nice. Woo!

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)

*tries to imagine that fooowwwooomph!! sound*

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)

it didn't do the triangle

LIEZ!

(dogof2head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)

mustabindun...

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

whahahahahha

needs more KKK dudes

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

Have some

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xandmi, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)

she should be black

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

Like this?

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jme, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)

.....And so

the sex games began.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

Hahahaha

Condoms FTW!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

Hahaha!

I want to know what happens next

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

she dies.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)

don't click if you're at work

sweedish cartoon interpretation of the classic story

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)

pfft

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)

this is a very weird fire.

/eyecandy blog

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)

RACIST!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

RACER!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

too soon!

;)

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

of things that mustabindun

I just see Obama pulling up to that building and yelling to the cabbie "yo home, smell you later!"

has anyone reworded the Fresh Prince lyrics for the occasion?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

I'll raise your Fresh Prince with a

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)

Did you know that Chris Patton

former Governor of Honk Kong, has the middle name Kross?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)

yus

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)

then.

I was struggling

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)

OH JOHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNN

because A Vagabond asked for it

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

Is that George Segal on the right?

I'm not getting this apart from the suggestion that barrack Obama is a minstrel and/or carney

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)

you're my wife now mccain.

EDIT: and at the slightest mention of minstrel i'll take my cue to whore this old thing one more time.

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)

omg omg omg

that's my icon!!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)

haha

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

ever since watching the film "the confederate states of america"*

I can't get the phrase "It's jiggaboo bright!" out of my head.

alright.. could of been better. but some of it was hysterical

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)

I think it's that

Obama has totally like omg pwn3d McCain.

Thus making McCain Msr Obama's wife.

That's how I understood it, anyway.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

it's a league of gentlemen thing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2F4ZWTjwTU

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)

Yes.

Zigackly.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

Hooray!

*famouses*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)

Kids today...*tut*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)

bwahaha

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)

hahahha - swop you Jimmy Rimmer for Chladmydia

the trouble is I can see it turning into top trumps with 'bad aids' beating everything.

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)

bad aids wins the world

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

i likes it :)

if only more kids did heroin... then they wouldn't have the sex drive.

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)

text on books! woo

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

hahah ilove that pic, and I forgot that's where this cat came from:

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

This is scarier than the source

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

the cat, or donald sutherland?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

sutherland!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)

IFUCKINGLOVETHISPIC

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

Hahaha!

How many holes does it have?
\hell

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xandmi, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)

hahahahahahahahha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

hahahaha!

that, quite literally for me, is pfft!

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enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)

Great! Now what am I supposed to do with 2,000 of these?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)

well, just because they lost doesn't mean the republicans don't exist.

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)

Sell them to embittered Republicans as Christmas gifts for their democrat friends.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)

i'll buy em off you

and flog em for twice the price in 4 years when palin takes over

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)

Doesn't it still stand?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

Yay!

Casual racism Wednesday!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)

nationalism.

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)

well everyone else seems to be at it

I prefer to offend a whole country rather than just a race

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

thinking a negative thought about some one whose skin tone is a different colour to yours

isn't racism..

unless of course you are thinking you could do a better job as your skin is paler.. then it probably is.

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)

I beg to differ

Last year I had the responsibility of heading up our team at a service user party and I forgot to buy a drink for someone who had separated themselves off away from and out of sight of the rest of us, the problem was that she was African.

If that's not racism then why was I suspended for going on 7 weeks and investigated for racist conduct?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)

because someone was an outright attention whore and used *their* racism as a way to cause you shit

*hugs*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

Aye

Sadly, those of us who have a little sense can see that something not being exactly as you want it, and happening to be in an ethnic minority, is not the same as being discriminated against because you are that ethnicity.

But that's not the way it's seen, people are too scared of being accused of racism so we're stuck with positive discrimination and racism against the majority instead for a while longer at least.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

ultimately, some folk just suck

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

Make a sailboat and sail to the USA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)

but make sure they don't spot you til you hit land

otherwise you'll be turned back, and the coastguard are absolute bastards when enforcing the wetfoot/dryfoot

they're like kids torturing ants.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)

Sir, I hope you don't mind

If I drop here this one

Btw, have a woo :)

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)

OW!

MY EYES!
*spacks*

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)

don't worry, they'll still come in handy

/initial euphoria will turn to devastating shit irrespective of who got in anyway blog

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)

I wondered why he asked for that glass...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)

needs more ginger.

and ears.

:D

EDIT: who thinks the next republican candidates are going to be Palin and condelezza rice? *put hand up*

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)

As long as palin gets mauled by one of the bears/seals she kills so much of, I will be happy

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)

hopefully they'll maul her clothes off and then she'll be rolling around all naked and everything and then...........

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)

*has a quick boke*

What a patriotic image.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)

~~BOKE~~ WANK

AND YOU FUCKING KNOW YOU DID!!!!!

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

i see doubles!

shit

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)

~~BOKE~~ WANK

AND YOU FUCKING KNOW YOU DID!!!!!

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)

*has another mini boke at the very idea*

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)

Ewwww

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

RIS?

Also - is the board playing silly buggers with anyone else - pix disappearing, not loading proply, loading slowly etc?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)

you watching on a mirror?

could be that one of the servers is borking, happens occasionally.

and i think this is pob/bullet proof glass at election acceptance speech joke so i'm clicking

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu0n6oDTxi0

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

what the shuddering fuck?!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 3:33, archived)

I just keep seeing the same image

- black house, mixed race house...

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

Its happened to me before

My internets goes gay and some sites wont load etc, so the board goes well slow
It sorts it self out after a while, but if you cant be arsed you can change some shit or something

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Cheers

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)

I watched the news this morning and had this vision of him phoning Mccain and saying

"You're my wife now John"

I would shop it if I wasn't so damn busy

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)

Oh please, please do this.

You owe it to the world, to us, but most importantly, you owe it to me.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

*expectorates gently onto glass*

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)

as i've already said *click*

BUT WHERE THE FUCK HAS THAT HAMTOUCHING THREAD DELETER GOT TO? FUCKING TIT

DOESN'T HE KNOW I'M EASILY CONFUSED BY IMAGES GOING MISSING?

edit: ooh, cooliris is useful for finding him, i'm all peaceful again now

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)

ive just noticed this too

and for some reason im rather angry about it

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)

was it because

you posted a rather nice message in reply?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)

no amount of glass can withstand the forces of "presidential grassy knoll syndrome"

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

I so definitely would I feel like writing a poem about it all.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)

your sentence is confusing me.

i just can't figure it out. i've read it about 5 times now, and it just doesn't make any sense.

punctuation is your friend.

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)

I so definitely would (shag her) (that) I feel like writing a poem about it all (all my feelings/the positions I'd shag her in).

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)

a comma

that's all you needed:

"I so definitely would, i feel like writing a poem about it all."

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)

i seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)

he could also have just used the simple form:

Yiff! Yiff! Poem! Yiff!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

I think you mean semi-colon

ACTUALLY.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)

nah

~~comma~~ full-stop

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)

i want a dead puppet

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)

You'll have to wait until Christmas like everyone else, then.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

then it will only be a puppy

they're not as fun.

I want a corpse all of my own. :(

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

A puppy corpse?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

no no no no

'uman...

to ebay!

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

Well maybe when you're a bit older.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

Take shovel (A) and apply to neighbour’s head (B).

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

how did you know my neighbour was in the corpse bureau?

but i need to write the forms in triplicate.. then dig it up myself.. it's far more hastle

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)

Haslet?

*summons the flying haslet*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)

damn lack of knowledge of the english language..

I had spelt it right then decided it looked wrong.. ho hum.

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)

Don't worry.

English is over-rated. LOLspks wr itz @

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

I want a picture of a man sitting on a chair. No tits. Just a man. Sitting on a chair.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

now that's just silly and completely unrealistic...

go to your room and think about what you have done.

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)

...

anything else?

EDIT: oh, i forgot your cat.

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)

he said no tits..

there's deffinate moob curvatures showing through that shirt.

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)

FIND YA FUCKING OWN!!!!!!

images.google.nl/images?hl=nl&q=man%20on%20chair&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)

but i want a dead puppet :(

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)

Next time I have a request I shall come straight at you.

..to you.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)

Young Kenny?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)

Young Stan?

que?

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)

i'm sure zombies don't believe in talking cats either

;)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)

that be the pertinant question

does a zombie have beliefs and dreams and hope and such..

and if so isn't that as much a lfie as we have.. then who are we to head shot them

*answer: We're the ones with the shotguns."

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

ACE

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

haha

so kind of a crap version of the computer out of Resident Evil, then?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)

Portal

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)

why is the computer lying to her?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

the only reason you'd ever lie to a girl,

to get in her kittyknickers.

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

Cos it thinks Asimov is a cunt

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DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

I like that answer.

I'm running with that :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

Me too.

Our Thor Seikh-Lark FTW.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

hahahahaaha!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

haha

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

haha

aces

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)

outstanding :D

"Rogue AI Controlled Dead Bodies™ - now 50% more animated than Keanu Reeves"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)

Oz has gone a bit mental

*pulls faces*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)

cheeky computer tricking our Kat

TJ; is there a b3tard working for Hotmail these days?

"We've designed Windows Live Hotmail storage to grow with you, but at a reasonable pace. That means you should have plenty of storage unless you suddenly want to store the planet Jupiter on Hotmail, in which case we'll send you a nice e-mail asking you to please not try to store planets on Windows Live Hotmail (although gradual storage of moons and asteroids is ok)."

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)

I stored this over there the other day

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)

It's your fault then

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)

Nah, Jupiter was fine

It was Saturn that buggered it up

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)

that is a fetching hat

there'll be no facial melenomas for saturn this summer.

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)

true dat

they just send a nice e-mail if you try and store jupiter

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)

hahahaha

That's the single greatest end frame in a webcomic strip to date!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)

OZ does a mean Punch and Judy too

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)

TJ: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7710108.stm picture 10, has anyone noticed what it looks a tad like?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)

haha! You're right!

Their shadows *do* look like sporks!

EDIT: Number 20's just had a call from Brand...

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)

~~Brand~~ Phonejacker

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)

A Stage?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)

Yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)

They're standing on the end of a giant blue cock?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

Yay, winner!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)

on a seperate subject, your signature, what's that from?

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)

Aliens

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)

fuck, of course. hudson.

or was irt hicks... fuck knows.....rambleramblerambleramblerambleblahblah

i've just had my lunch and i'm kinda falling asleep at the keyboard...

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)

Hudson.

Hicks was the one that got flirty with Ripley.
Hudson was the moron.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

i watched it last night as well.

it's my own fault for consuming far too much grass whilst doing so.

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Just Flange, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)

She's been in that room for months now

and not changed her clothes once...she must fucking stink

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)

Brilliant

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

Disaster in India this morning

Click for bigger (315KB)

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squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

Is that Batman?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

NO it is not

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)

DANCE, BATMAN. DANCE FOR ME.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)

i can't dance,this suit is chafing my nipples

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)

No, NOT with Robin, you chiropteral poof

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)

Shirley you mean

"You fucking gay"?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

I was trying to be clever here

*goes back to bed*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

not as yet.. I'm still working up to it

I'm only a frotteuring gay currently.

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)

Excuse me?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)

this disaster girl

is stupid. please don't use her anymore

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

I agree with you on this issue.

Taking somebodies one man bandwagon from his obscure blog and bringing it here is ridiculous.

Why would anyone think it is funny or clever to stick a disembodied picture onto images of things going wrong. It's not like she was ever in the fucking Quo.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

does she love horses?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

what little girl doesn't?

actually what grown man doesn't?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)

Hands...anymore.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)

plus, it's in the same place in any image..

just a head.. in the lower right corner.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

DGOAP

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)

TMTOAP!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

who is this girl?

that's twice I've seen her on here today

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

^this^

is it possibly some news related thing, only I thought the only thing happoening in the world was finished now

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

anyone knows that girls do not signify disaster,

that's the responsibility of the Quo

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

Indeed

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)

:D Parfitt in 'turning into Christine Hamilton' shocker

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)

now thata louis theroux meets...

I'd like to watch. no idea whose flirting would make louis more uncomfortable though..

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)

You WANT to see it?

My life, I'd do anything to avoid it. Christine Hamilton frightens the shit out of me. I could count myself as a fairly sexually predatory female if I were to think about such things, but she puts me to shame.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)

she looks DIRTY though

always attractive in a woman

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)

Dirty in the bad way.

Dirty in the onion knickers way.

Even the memory of how I came up with that phrase (or happened upon it) is making me feel a bit delicate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)

Onion knickers????

Not a phrase I'm familiar with...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)

You've obviously never met Louise or Lucy or whatever her name was.

*rocks back and forth* Why is it that I can't remember her name, but I can remember that?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)

why onion knickers?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)

The contents of the latter word

and indeed, itself, smelt of the former word.

Quite a lot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)

onions smell?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)

Now if you'd said Onion Gravy Knickers,

well. That's all I'm saying.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)

It's knickers that make you cry when you peel them off

I think.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)

The day I met Lucy

with the onion pants
I sniffed her briefs and then I winced
She came to touch me
then I said I've got to go awaaaaay!

I have no idea but this edit of a Cliff Richard song jumped in my head.

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Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)

That's pretty much exactly what happened.

Gah.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)

lucy in the sky with onions

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)

That's making me boke.

or rather the images and remembered aromas it has conjured up are making me boke and I didn't have a drink last night.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)

i meant meets the quo

i've seen the hamiltons one.. it's hysterical

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)

Ace :)

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Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)

I thought

~~I thought~~ I was hoping

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)

www.buzzfeed.com/scott/disaster-girl

/edit: jeez...most of those are catastrophically shopped

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)

I don't like disaster girl.

She's a cut-price Quo, tbh.

At least they could have use Maddie for the lulz.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

This is a bit like

that laughing girl pointing behind her innit?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

this is a meme and i hate it because it is a meme

as my granny said,'a joke's only funny once.'

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

spam

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)

spam yourself!

what?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

*spams self*

what now?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

i thought you had a plan

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

spam spam spam spam spam egg and spam

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

Bloody Vikings!

(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

lolzors

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

spam

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ODshB09FQ8w

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

have a cry while youre at it chaps

ah boo hoo .

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squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

oh dear

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)

Oh dear oh dear

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)

You get nothing for a pair.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)

*flounce alert*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)

it's set off the flounce alarm

wah wah wah wah wah

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)

*hendrixes*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)

no chika

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arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

Meme! never

Memes take time to evolve.
I think Henry will be the newest meme, but he is still at bandwagon stage himself!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)

vote for henry at next meme election yay

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

I can't see Henry

becoming a worldwide phenomenon driving itself into the public's consciousness. Even B3ta 'memes' are not really memes when you read the description.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

It's not even close

to a meme. That would take more than a few people on b3ta noticing that someone stole this from a guys blog.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)

i am sorry

i don't know the ins and outs of meme-ing.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)

I'm just pedantic about words.

It makes me very popular as you can imagine ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)

Basically you post several new threads all at once featuring the same source images.

and make sure to update us with 'works in progress' as well..

It's all about me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)

don't forget

to ask for the badge ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)

wheyyyy!! novelty badge!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)

technically that's not a meme

although I haven't bothered reading the selfish gene, not since that bastard shagged my favorite doctor who assistant and cheated on her with mr garrison...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)

yes, I know this. It was a play on getting the 'me-me-me' gag in, ta. :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)

you are beaker aicmfp

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)

cheers, Bunsen ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)

I was going to explain your joke

but then I thought fuck em. We are both wasted on b3ta ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)

we should be a double act.

The Two C*nts.

"And it's goodnight from me, and a f*ck off from him"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)

I'd love to take my act on the stage.

But then that Dylan Moran has already done it ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)

act ?

you already have taken it on stage, its online for the rest of the world to laugh at.

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squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

Oh now you know me?

I thought I was being quite reasonable with you yesterday but it appears now you are not quite as new as you would, at first, seem.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)

I was being pedantic.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)

That position

has already been filled ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)

god damnit i want in on this pedantry!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)

Goddammit is one word...

*scarpers*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)

I thought I was technically three...

you expect me to be able to spell?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

You're not doing bad for a toddler

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

Down with painting by disaster girl

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)

I have no idea who she is, but she does have a bit of the Anti-Christ about her....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)

Aha!

I see your wandbaggon from another site and raise you a shit TJ!

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Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)

Taupe Trumps!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)

You can blame Wogan for this one

Talking about his taupe fireworks and me thinking "I wonder how he managed to fire a picture into the sky then write some text on it"

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Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)

hahahaha :)

Wogan's fireworks were exemplary, as always

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)

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