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de-ris

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)

LOLZ

What's all this "back in time" malarkey?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)

Ok,

"whatever a stargate does" then.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)

Heeheehee

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)

LOL!

I am slowly getting Sci Fi references now :D

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)

hahah

yer fookin radge cunt!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)

hahaha

nice one

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)

hahahaa

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)

Simon Pegg in Star Trek

Alan Rickman in Galaxy Quest
Patrick Stewart in Star Trek TNG
now Robert Carlisle in Stargate

we (British) fuckin' rule the universe we do!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)

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xandmi, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)

TE?

I don't get it.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)

Well played.

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zoldergoose, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)

Shoe-ly not!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)

Oh toe the line!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)

*spangs*

Don't worry, you will heel soon enough!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)

Well, if that's his sole problem ...

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xandmi, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)

eyelet that one pass.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)

Was that comment tongue in cheek?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)

Buckel up, you lot

this is getting tiresome

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)

put a sock in it will you

sigh

(lurky lurkface isn't currently doing any work, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)

What a load of cobblers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)

no more now!

or you'll get cakes laced with poison

i think this is now officially old

(lurky lurkface isn't currently doing any work, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)

No need to (vel)cro on about it!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)

Shurely "Agh.. let that one pass."

aglet
/favourite words blog

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)

What?

Flugelbinder surely?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)

\o/... but is that a real word?

Help! I can't find any authoritative reference to it.
Just a quote from Cocktail, and...
...the internet scares me...

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)

Holy mother of god.

That is all.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)

This is worse :(

www.shoe-lacing.com/shoelace/knots.htm

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)

Given that "flugel" is a grand piano

it seems unlikely :)

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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)

*pssst*

*Weihnachten Hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)

*tears off clothes*

HUGTEIM!

You working through Christmas, lovey?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)

You must be joking...

Tomorrow is my last day until January 8th!

You don't think we work in this industry, do you?

*Big Time Nekkid Hugs*

Edit: and half of tomorrow will be spent getting sh*t-faced in some resto in Soho, anyway

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)

mmmm *enjoying naked hugs*

bah humbug

I have to work till 24th inclusive :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)

I have to work all of the worky days save the 24th, 29th and 30th.

However on the days between the 24th and 2nd of January, when I'm in the office I shall be in in little more than jimjams, and shall be doing a grand amount of fuck all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)

This is a plan of which I highly approve.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)

Awww, bless you :(

that's really rubbish.

call in sick.... *hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)

Can't afford to call in sick, even if I was sick - got too much to do before end of year

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)

Shall I bomb threat on the morning of the 24th?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)

Actually the 24th I have nothing really to do so yeh, feel free

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)

\o/

*perfects Norn Iron accent*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)

Would you like a mints pi?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)

oooh - Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)

O_O

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)

Oh fucking hell

I've just spent half an hour running around my office, crying, looking for my Nanna's ring (she's no longer with us).

It's at home. I'm going fucking mental.

Credibility around the office now? 0%

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)

:( oh gawd I hate those moments

Nanna playing little trick on you

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)

I was inconsolable.

I think it's all just hit me a bit that she's gone. Only took 10 months.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)

Pickle, c'mere...

*cuddles*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)

*cuddle*

first place I thought of was here. *calms down a bit*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)

*soothes*

There ya go..

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)

You are a lovely man.

I'm so glad you were both here.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)

For you, pickle

always.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)

^ this

Even when I'm not

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)

*bigs hugs for you too*

Oh, my boys. My lovely, lovely, lovely boys.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)

*massive hugs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)

:( Poor pud

Just think of me in your lacey bra and furry boots. At least till you get home. Then have a nice real life manwife cuddle :) x

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)

I will never think of you in anything else :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)

Actually, that's really satisfying to say out loud: "Real life manwife cuddle".

Do it, I just did.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)

Oh it iiiiis

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)

Pictures or it didn't happen

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)

It hasn't!

yet

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)

I refer the honourable gentleman to my previous statement....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)

TE?

I don't get it.

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fannycradock, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)

Serves him right for parking on the fucking crossing!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)

the bastard, stab him with toast

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)

Have a planet/sun thing:

Any of you sexy bastards know a good night sky tutorial?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)

Nice flares.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)

Pffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)

I'm surprised your head isn't 3 feet wide with the amount of spanging you get recently

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)

Why is it always starry in your images?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)

1. Place lens cap on camera

2. Take photo
3. Profit

Nice planet

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)

Yays

How often do I have to water it?

EDIT: I'm sure that Patrick Moore has some somewhere.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)

It's sticking its tongues out at me

how rude.

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fannycradock, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)

~~out at~~ up
~~rude~~ sexy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)

Pfft!

(is the sexy noise it makes)

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fannycradock, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)

BLURBLEURBLEURBLEURBLEURBLE :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)

It's a sign of love where it comes from.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)

Aww.

*pops planet down cleavage for safe keeping*

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fannycradock, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)

Oooh, thas purdy :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)

Lovely!

Pearoast time :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)

www.t-tutorials.com/read-tutorials/35/night-sky-with-stars

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)

I like that nebula touch.

I may try that later :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)

May the goats of delight dance in the fields of your dreams.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)

needs more goatse

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)

Absolutely stunning

...but why is it always burning in your pictures?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)

Doom Bush

Click for bigger (332KB)

(Peter_G, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)

George Michael has 7 arms?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)

was pulled from www.rawa.org/temp/runews/data/upimages/muntadhar_al_zaidi_throws_shoe_at_bush.jpg

(Peter_G, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)

Mate's birthday yesterday

Anyone for birthday cheeses?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)

holy shit

wow, just, wow

(Peter_G, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)

Lets just say I had to open a window after an hour.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)

friggin crikey yes please!

I miss cheese :(

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fannycradock, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)

you can just pop down the high street and get some you know

they have these places you can go now where it's just there, on the shelf!

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)

I could happily eat my own head in cheese

sadly my blood pressure says no.

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fannycradock, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)

How awful!

a million gorconzolences

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)

Sweet Cheeses

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)

That makes me feel quite ill.

Although I do love cheese. Possibly not as a cheese mountain though.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)

I'll tell her you said that:P

THere were rackers. Lots and lots of crackers.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)

What's she gonna do then eh, eh?

Breathe cheesey fumes in my general direction?

pah

I'm not scared.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)

Yes she will

But not orally.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)

I'm scared.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)

*hands fire blanket*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU

BLANKETS

duhduhduuuhhhh

I'LL TAKE YOU TO BURN

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)

Looks tasty

but my-gods-that's-a-lot-of-cheese.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)

There were a lot of people.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)

sorry I couldn't resist

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)

*glees*

cheesy grin!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)

Holyshityesplease

My nipples explode with delight!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)

It is a wonderous and lovely thing to behold.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)

As is the cheese.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)

Skin on skin ...

Let the LURVE begin ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)

So it's fair to say

he's armless

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8hrIwPLR00

2:20

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)

Hahaha

cool tune too

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)

well that's that cleared up then

Hit it, Lefty

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)

The singer out of slipknot went to rome to see the pope

The singer out of slipknot went to rome to see the pope
The singer out of slipknot went to rome to see the pope

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)

and the pope said to his aide...

WHO THE FUCKING HELL ARE SLIPKNOT
WHO THE FUCKING HELL ARE SLIPKNOT
WHO THE FUCKING HELL ARE SLIPKNOT

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)

^ THIS - WHAT SHE SAID

^ THIS - WHAT SHE SAID
^ THIS - WHAT SHE SAID
^ THIS - WHAT SHE SAID
^ THIS - WHAT SHE SAID
^ THIS - WHAT SHE SAID

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)

In relation to me getting out of bed

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)

but some kid burnt his neck

but some kid burnt his neck
but some kid burnt his neck
he didn't like it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)

You should see they guy cooking!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)

I hear he makes

a mean cheese flam.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)

Lets just say I'm happy he washes his foot

before he starts chopping the veggies:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)

Is that to make

ratamacuetouille?

/weak rudiments pun blog

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DogHorse plop, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)

ratatoeuille.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)

Arf

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DogHorse plop, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)

Then George Michael should give him one of his seven arms then

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)

god damn i miss that game

i would have loved it if a bodyguard had thrown himself infront of bush to take the impact of teh shoe

hehe

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)

A sole-less job

Who throws a shoe anyway?

(Lurchio, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)

I don't know, but

Heel be regretting it now!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)

Muntadar al-Zaidi does

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)

I believe the reply you were looking for was

"You fight like a girl. That reeeeealy hurt"

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)

You may laugh but

someone should have, really.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)

Oh fucksocks, is it still Tuesday?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)

*checks*

Yep, it sure is.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)

Oh Wobbly

Yes, it is still Tuesday.
In fact, it is Tuesday ALL DAY lol rofl omg bbq!ELEVENTY
Yours sincerely,
fucksocks.

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)

Thanks!

That cleared that up for me..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)

HUZZAH!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)

Pete

is that you?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)

why

who are you?

(Peter_G, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)

I'm the ghost of christmas past

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)

Bah.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)

haha seams

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)

I can't be arsed to.

make one of Shannon Mathews mom throwing a shoe at her daughter

(Peter_G, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)

I'm surprised

nobody's done the Life of Brian shoe-throwing thing yet.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)

they have...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)

Ah.

Missed that.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)

Link or it is not true!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)

ffs

its about 5 pages ago

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)

man i'm good..

5 pages on the button
www.b3ta.com/board/9026283 there? happy! sheesh

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)

WHAT ARE WE - YOUR PAINTSHOP BITCHES?

DO you have to wub kittehs to wear a blouse this this ?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)

No. No you're not;

and yes, yes you do
respectively.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)

bagpuss is sad

goodbye mr postgate.

ninja edit: inspired by the england flag from the world cup a few years back. cant remember who did it.

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)

awww

looks like he's howling like a dog

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)

or ready to recieve some man-juice

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)

Ha ha Bagpuss Bukkake ftw!!

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)

Fwaps a little

~~a little~~ a lot

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9020673

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)

Ha ha ha...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)

mind piss

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)

holy christ

the guy has died guys. now is not the time for wanking.

save it for when we are on webcam together

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)

*wipes lens*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)

Wipes lens what?

and who is Len? YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT LEN!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)

sorry son

your mother wouldn't let me

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)

Ha ha ha... My Mum...

* what?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)

hahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)

SHEEPS IN SPACE!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)

Hahaha

Top Ronseal post!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)

Woo to this and that!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)

Jeff Minter

would be proud

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)

ahh Llamatron

spent ages playing that game, didn't realise it contained swearing for quite a while

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)

Ah yes, you have to hit the pause button just as you splode

to hear that.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)

may dos have his soul

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)

spacesheeps!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)

wooooo!

I like!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)

unfeasibly enormous version

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)

*backgrounds*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)

woo!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)

aha

that is very woosome

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)

It's Blernsday!

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The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)

TV light entertainment, serious business

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)

Hahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)

it's the fucking truth

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)

I'd LOVE to go to York Viking Museum

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)

been many times

York is lovely

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)

Is it!!

I'm going there for Christmas to see my parents.
The Viking Museum can fuck off though.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)

I like it, one of the few places that feels like home

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)

That's very nice of you to say.

I didn't know you'd been to my parents house. ;o)

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)

yes, they weren't in though

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)

yeah

but not covered in malt because all the pigeons would swoop at you and you wouldn't be able to concentrate on the fart smell that they spray on you to pretend you smell like a Viking's fart . . .
*nods*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)

I went when I was about 5

It was FUCKING BRILLIANT

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)

rachael stevens ftw

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)

*Rubs thighs*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)

hahaha

voting mustard ftw

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)

Now I want Flumps =(

Damn you!

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Chisel, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)

marshmallow flumps are vile!!

/outrages

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)

It's one of the few items that I sell that I haven't done "food science" on

I always eye them suspiciously.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)

be wary of them.

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)

they make a big bag of pick n mix extremely cheap though

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)

So it was you who caused Woolies to go out of business

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)

Yay for Blernsday!

I am fortunate enough to live in a country where this is recognised AND.. it's a bank holiday.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)

VOTE MUSTARD!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)

^this^

see also: every other BBC programme which manages to crow bar a reference to it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)

HaHaHaHa!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)

I like this

Dancing is not entertainment

except perhaps for the person dancing, if they like that sort of thing

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)

are you mad

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_A6Wzg_nWdw

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)

I appear to have missed something

RIS

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)

Haha

but how is Doctor Who affected by this incident? How could they leave that out of the article? What shoddy reporting.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)

Ahem...

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Ninj, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)

Hehe

I love the tune on their advert (the one with the man guiding the energy balls at stuff)

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)

what does it go like?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)

"Broadcast 2000 - Get Up and Go" it seems

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UHwPMJLAb0U

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)

yes..one of the better songs on a t.v ad :)

but it needs more shooby dooby dooo-wah

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)

I have a lovely mental image of you adding the

'shooby doo-wahs' into commercials that lack them now...

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)

you should try it..it makes them 20% more awesome

/marketing know how

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)

It's a top tune

which I think might be ruined by shooby dooby dooo-wahs.
I think a few oooowah ooowah oooohs might improve it though.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)

you're doing it wrong though

shoo bee doobee dooo-wah waaah!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)

Looking on the bright side

we agree it's a top tune and that's got to be a good thing!
*is in an optimistic mood today*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)

wonderful!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)

shooby dooby dooo-wah

shooby-wah
shibby dai-aye...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)

Shibby dai-aye? Nonsense!

What next? Taroola oora tiddly i-a?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)

How dare you!

It's Nom tom tiddly pom sha la la la la, boosh!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)

www.cc45school.com/geren/yuhongmei/_PRIVATE/yesterday%20once%20more.mp3

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)

Could it be there is a tune that most B3tards agree is good?

I think this may be it!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)

I don't like it

but I'm not going to ruin things by saying so

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)

*sigh*

I thought it too good to be true.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)

Heh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)

ummm

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)

hahahah jesus

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)

this took 90 seconds

i confidently predict a frontpage by the hour

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)

fucking hell

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)

hahaha!

snooker loopy

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)

Whoa

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)

would

~~would~~ WOOD

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)

Hahaha!

oh, sir, you are so *clicked*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)

Bless you JP

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Ninj, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)

Arf!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)

TJ...

link to b3ta link, linking to metro link, linking to b3ta linking to metro showing b3ta images

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)

I think that jokes over now

post a picture of something being thrown at bush

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)

How about one of these?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)

Ha ha, brilliant!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)

Kermit the gnops

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)

Would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)

Have

* I love glove puppets...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)

looks like Kermit

the AIDS prostitute

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)

AIDSLOL

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)

You can't gnops your way out of this one!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)

Just how much...

DO you have to wub kittehs to wear a blouse this this ? I love randoms on buses... :o)

photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v188/93/65/579510852/n579510852_1076448_2255.jpg

(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)

mictolink.

I'd wear that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)

You know I would, too...

:-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)

We've got more style, grace and cojones than everyone else.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)

*links arms with the Cap*

Damn straight!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)

I bought a bright blue and green umbrella in Costa Rica

with dalmatians on it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)

It's because of things like this

that we love you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)

Haha

*hugs*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)

\o/

there is an abundance of love in the thread.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)

That's never a bad thing, pickle

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)

Never ever ever *mwa*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)

Bloody hippies

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)

Raised by....

until you've danced naked in a sunny corn field off your tits on mushrooms I wouldn't knock it, love.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)

Who says I haven't?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)

I do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)

I see.

Clearly you've not been to Glastonbury Tor for summer solstice, then.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)

No, my parents were hippies, not astral dolphins.

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)

There's a difference?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)

Not by the time you'd finished talking to them, probably.

I'm off to go and cheer myself back up again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)

Yes do that.

Jesus.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)

You god, sir!

Check this little devil out:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)

It's so good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)

did a guy on another forum make it?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)

*slaps about a bit*

That shirt is a thing of rare beauty and wonder, that's what it is...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)

Paul Smith?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)

Simon Carter, no less

They have some wonderful stuff in the current snale.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)

That's a neato!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)

I shall reserve comment for another time

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)

I await with open buttocks

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)

hahahahaaha!

brilliant :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)

can't take any credit for it- I nicked it from a message board somewhere

*runs to bunker*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)

Does that stop it being funny?

No, therefore: hahahaha. I'm not one for criticising :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)

;)

I was about to scream mictolink too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)

Do you reckon we should actually PUT ONE IN

instead of just saying it?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)

No, we all know what we're on about here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)

Important ones do, anyway.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)

's right

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)

link to metro linking to b3ta linking to metro showing b3ta images

theridiculant.metro.co.uk/2008/12/a-repository-of.html?cid=142842858#comment-142842858

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)

In the Thames?:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)

Just how much...

DO you have to wub being flamed to post a post this this? I hate randoms on B3TA...:0)

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)

Excellent

Only 1st couple of posts & I already feel part of the family... providing the family was the Fritzels....

(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)

haha

welcome :)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)

is that the terminator?..top right

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)

DO you have to wub kittehs to wear a blouse this this ?

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)

Maybe your leg had just grow.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)

absorbed by dog something..

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)

WHOOOOOOOA DOGGYFORM

Doggyform for yooooooouuuuuuuuu

I don't know.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)

Ace advert

Great song.

Totally would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)

Welcome - pull up a raping

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)

Notice..

how you're the only one who's attempting to grill someone for posting a funny image. Granted, it's not shopped. Maybe that's why you're grilling them?

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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)

DO you have to wub kittehs to wear a blouse this this ?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)

DO you have to wub kittehs to wear a blouse this this ?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)

what concerns me, is why has the guy in the far right have a light-bulb nose?

edit: oh yeah, and this:

"DO you have to wub kittehs to wear a blouse this this ?"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)

I bet they never let him join in any reindeer games.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)

hahah, oddly, I saw that in my mind like somekind of reindeer olympics...

I think I've watched too much Family Guy.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)

Christmas

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)

NICELY SHOPPED NOOB!

* I love the detail you have put on all the little fluffies...

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)

Welcome new person :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)

I know how much

A LOT

PS, that is not random.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)

It's you, isn't it?

In your lucky blue shirt.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)

and my lucky brown wig

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)

Phwoar!

*offers*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)

DO you have to wub kittehs to wear a blouse this this ?

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)

DO you have to wub kittehs to wear a blouse this this ?

and where dose one what this so hard?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)

Hope your successful 2009 with your everything.

www.b3tards.com/u/602e76c62be4ba7bf490/!cid_93715090516122008-2ab6.jpg

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)

WTF is that aout?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)

And so another B3ta text meme is born

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)

I didi could out that maybe he had a point.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)

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mutated monty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)

hahaha christ

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)

Bloody Nora!

Woo!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)

hahaha!

duck and cover!

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)

that's

tops

(

lord bofingham, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

fucking awesome i tell ye!

*breaths*

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)

did someone throw something at him?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)

Yeah

A shoe.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)

Not just A shoe.

Two shoes! TWO!

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)

really?...wow

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)

aparently he said to the guy next to him

'how many of those do you think he's going to throw at me?'

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)

He might of popped into oxfam before coming along

you never know!

premeditated shoe tosser

(

Hellzapoppin, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)

from what I've seen on the interwebs there's been a lot of stuff thrown at this man

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)

I think he's some American guy or something

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)

he seems like a nice man

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)

Well I like him

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)

too soon!

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)

Utterly brill!

*clicks*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)

FUUUCCCKK!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)

Hahahaha

Top work!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)

FUCK YES

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)

I'd click it

but I think the feds would come and bust my ass :s

Ah what the hell, I'm in sweden at the moment, what could they possibly do?

~checks for snipers~
~clicks~
~ducks~

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)

*invades Sweden*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)

Well done

you now controll the worlds supply of gifflar and saffron buns ;)

(

Hellzapoppin, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)

hahaha

wonderful

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)

yes

this is yes

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)

Fantastic :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)

well somebody had to do it

so it might as well be you!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)

Ouch!

This bandwagon has gone from tiresome to cool to annoying repetition and back to cool again.

This goes one step beyond to brave! *clicks*

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..wil, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)

hahaha

you naughty boy/girl/internet-entity.

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)

spitzenklasse!

woo!

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Kaiser, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)

genius

woo, fucking panowie dude

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)

woo

woo, and thrice woo...

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)

Yes click!

(chippy time travel agents, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)

too soon

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)

Oh fucking lord

holy shit the irony.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)

nice work old bean!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)

Hahahaha

Christ.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)

Hahaha

Now thats class :)

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)

Ha ha

That's really rather good, well done!

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Sheep!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)

I spent a few seconds trying to work out what the sign said before

I realised what I was looking at.

Very woo. Very clicks.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)

It says chinese things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)

don't you mock me.

You with your hat, and your face.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)

Today I am hatless.

My face is amazing though. Like an amazing face.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)

Can't fault you on that, pickle...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)

\o/

*wins*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)

It says "I can't belive how much this idiot paid for a crap tattoo"

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)

'I should have got a tattoo that meant something to me considering it's permanence'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)

yes!!

woo :D

also TJ: i just got this from one of my suppliers from china:
www.b3tards.com/u/602e76c62be4ba7bf490/!cid_93715090516122008-2ab6.jpg
pffft!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)

Sorry to jack but...

www.b3ta.com/board/9027938

Follow-up to the metrogate scandal a few threads down

EDIT - innovative use of tilt/shift there! woo!

EDIT EDIT sorry that's about three links to follow. Here's the end destination

www.boingboing.net/2008/12/15/iraq-shoe-tosser-guy.html

Props to FloppyDonkey for the spot.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)

hahaha fab

woo :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)

nicely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)

Excellent!

They must have left them out in the rain

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)

riposte

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)

Noooooooooooooes!

Woo:)

EDIT: Strange question. How would someone go about finding who the agent of a TV presenter?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)

write to their agent

oh wait now

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)

Who are we talking about?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)

Ian Wright.

The travel presenter not the footballer (you can see why search online is made difficult).

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)

I don't know.

I'm not much use really.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)

Give me a minute

I'm looking

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)

*passes looking for agent glasses and a bikky*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)

I want a bikky.
Gimme.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)

I tried that.

After about 5 minutes, I realised I was probably doing exactly what riverghosty has probably been doing for the last hour.

So I gave up. I might roll a joint. *sigh*

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)

Except I had the tissues.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)

Have you tried googling

'Ian Wright.The travel presenter not the footballer (you can see why search online is made difficult).'?

EDIT: www.ianwrighttravel.co.uk/cgi-bin/iwt.cgi?usr=777&page=contactus.html
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)

That's not the right Ian Wright

He's about 20 years too old.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)

Oh so now it's

'not Ian Wright the footballer but Ian Wright the Travel writer but not Ian Wright the travel writer that's twenty years too old'!?

Sheesh! How picky!
Hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)

*hands toys back*

You appear to have dropped these, sir.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)

Oooooh would'yalookatthat

Nicely done Mr DTH

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)

This comes up, 'What an awful presenter, Ian Wright ( not the footballer).'

Which I can't believe as he's a legend in the backpacking arena. I konw two people who did a travel series and the show they did just ended.
They want to continue in TV and I can say completely unbiased that it's the only show I've seen in years what was obviously a joy for the guys to make that it made a joy to watch.
I said I'd try and help them and I thought that Ian Wright's agent would be a good place to start.

EDIT: THanks for looking but ther are obviously too many travelling Ian Wrights:(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)

try this lot

www.pilotguides.com/company/contact_us.php

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)

That's about as close as I've got too.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)

Yeah

I think that's the best bet too.

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in vino veritas, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)

Been there.

I'm looking for agents:P
Pilot are the company that makes Globetrekker the programme he does.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)

They probably have his agent's contact details, then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)

contact his publisher

if indeed he writes books and stuff

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)

aye

but they'll...what the Captain said

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)

I would use Google

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in vino veritas, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)

Pffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)

IVY!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)

Hello Dayve

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in vino veritas, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)

y'awwright, chicken?

chicken?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)

Fine!

You? :)

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in vino veritas, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)

Aye!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)

Not if they person has a namesake that is more famous.

Sadly Equity is now defunct in England.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)

is it Kenneth Kendall?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)

Naaa

Maddy McCann:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)

you fancy Leila Williams that much?

you could ring the network and ask them...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)

I'd go through Discovery Channel's PR guys, they should be able to help

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)

that looks delicious.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)

rabbit & duck pie...

nom nom nom...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)

this should be k3b/-\b's reply

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)

BUGGER!!!!!!!!!! I forgot!!! :'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)

don't worry about it..

next time

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)

hahaha

woo-woooo

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)

Needs more CDC

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)

you're sick

edit: you're great!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)

hehehehe

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)

Peck his eyes out, little one!!

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)

B3TA Stuff on Metro.

theridiculant.metro.co.uk/2008/12/a-repository-of.html

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

surely this should be posted on the

CUNTS BOARD

*edit* apologies- it's us being raped by the tabloids again

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

this ^

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

^ that

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)

*LOL*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

heh

I can't believe that someone gets paid to write a 'story' about stuff they found on the internet

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)

*ahem*

Bill Thompson, the 'journalist' that the Beeb employ...
he is Captain cut 'n' paste from Gizmodo / Engadget / Wired / etc etc.

He should be fucking shot, not paid.

/calms down a bit

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)

^ This

with a scoop of ice cream!

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Joliet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)

ooOOOoooo!

Ice Cream!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)

^that^

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)

Raped by the tabloids, my arse!

They gave FULL credit, even linking the threads and the user profile! This is *exactly* what the WWW is all about!

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Ratsta, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)

Well

its more of an alert make sure you all know about it ;)

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

yep, and on the /links board it should go.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)

Hands Up

Prepare to be shot, Any final words.... My bad!

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)

Nah, it's no biggie...

I was overtaken by the herd mentality, and for that I apologise.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)

they credit b3ta and the person who posted it....now fuck off

/enfluffens :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)

LINK TO IMAGES POSTED ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD ALSO POSTED ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD

crikey
ah well, at last they credited them

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)

Have you seen

This, though?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)

As a Busdriver I can confirm The Metro

whilst being free is uttery shite - the Suduko is a bit of fun and Nemi occassionally good enough to smirk at - but generally shite.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)

I got a letter published in the Metro.

I were well pleased with myself.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)

did it say

"Dear Metro, your paper is so good that I am in fact prepared to pay 5p for it"?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)

"Sell my house and all it's contents"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)

By 'cheap' you mean 'very, very cheap indeed' surely?

;-)

Edit: ooooh - You dirty ninja swine!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)

hehe

*drops ninja distraction bomb*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)

You smirk at Nemi!!

I don't think i've ever got past a pleasing nod!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)

Up there with Fred Basset and Giles in the

unfunny cartoon awards.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)

BASTARD!! GILES WAS GREAT.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)

The prosecution rests, M'lud.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)

MY MUM LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA!!

i actually put an effort into learning to draw because of giles.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)

You say that as if it's a good thing.

Which I'm not 100% convinced it is.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

probably not, but it is funny.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)

0_0

for you, maybe...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)

^ this

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)

^ that

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)

WHAT WHAT WHAT

Nemi's great - miles better than This Life, anyway

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)

I did say occasionally as in not very often at all

but I think there was a homage to Evil Dead or some classic horror that made me smile once.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)

Lise Myhre is bloomin' lully :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)

Ah Metro beat The Mail to it.

Personally I don't think this is a thread waste although it could have been popped on top of an existing thread.
EDIT: Alhough I think that Metro is owned my the Mail.

EDIT EDIT: But on second look everyone is credited, it would have nice for them to ask though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)

Well

That was my point really, They should have asked.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)

The journalist didn't ask you if they could use your work

just like you didn't ask the journalist who took the footage of the shoe if you could use theirs.

I'd call it even.

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)

Yeah but at the end of the day

It's not like Nuts Magazine that take it directly for profit and they did credit the people.
I can appreciate that if they had waited for replies for permission that page would have been posted in the new year when it was no longer relevant.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)

i didn't ask rob

if i could post this reply

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)

and you didn't ask the point of my post

if you could miss it entirely, either

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)

yeah agreed

don't most people have creative commons on their stuff...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)

Yes

but it can be argued that it's a non commercial site, even if it does make profit from advertising.

If they had used one of mine I would have been OK with the profile link and the b3ta link.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)

well i really don't have a problem with you posting this

heads up

i'm also pleased to see we have the prettiest forum

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)

hang on

they're crediting the source site and the individual who created the animations... I don't quite see how that's a rip off?

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)

"Stuff we found down the back of the internet"

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)

crack?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)

the sarcasm in this post is sponsored by belgium

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)

\o/

I've missed you, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)

take aim more carefully then :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

*comedy trombones*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)

Not really a rip off...

They've credited everyone as far as I can see and even been nice enough to provide links back to the threads they came from.

I'm just envious of the guy/girl who gets officialy paid to browse beta/fark/whatever to find this stuff.

(

Chisel, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:57, archived)

Not you then?

....Not seen your username on here...
...Jumping to thier defence...
...Trying to suggest it''s someone else...

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

it's a shame they're using there own hosting or much fun could be had

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)

HAHAHA

you mean like

this?

NSFW but It'll teach the leaching git:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)

Nicely done, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)

What amazes me is that found out on a google search I'd typoed.

I know, I know, me typoing is unheard of. I'd be interested in the odds of finding it though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)

hahahah!! nice work

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)

Christ, lets all have a fucking flap about it.

I think it's a good idea to have told people here, as here's where they obviously frequent. Having said that, they haven't nicked, more....borrowed with namechecks. I hope they asked though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)

for some reason I read 'frequent' as 'fragrant'

this is what comes of being unable to eat a grapefruit efficiently

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)

Grapefruits aren't meant to be eaten willingly, that's why.

You backward-mouthed mentalhead.

Wuv woo. ;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)

I loooove grapefruit

And will forgive it's non grapey qualities.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)

grapefruits are bastards

if there's ever a 'Most Surreal Moment' QOTW, it's getting a grapefruity answer

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)

Oooooh

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)

^ needs more reading ability

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)

rah rah rah

Stop complaining. They've credited people.

Plus the Metro's always good for a laugh

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)

I find it's amusement value peaks at setting fire to it

when it's covering homeless people.

I just posted that, didn't I? Bloody hell.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)

*shakes head in disgust*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)

I do offer to put them out again

/too little too late, methinks

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)

*takes temperature*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)

*sobs*

too much fucking work...
too many bloody americans...

ARGH!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)

There are, aren't there?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)

If they'd used one of min

I'd demand a date with nemi, or her creator, or both!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)

I used to know a dancer at the ballroom who looked like Nemi.

Well, if Nemi wore latex hot pants all the time.

Teeny-tiny hairy French boyfriend, she had. Aw.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)

Bleh

The 118 cartoon's funnier than Nemi

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)

Cunts

they never used mine :(

EDIT: Thinking about it, it might have been because of the "Daily Mail Sucks" tag...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)

boing boing also has a few

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)

THEYYYY'RRRREE

WAAAATCHIIING UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS!!!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)

That's all credited...

This lot - as posted on /links by FloppyDonkey, is far naughtier...

www.b3ta.com/links/Boing_boing_discovered_b3ta_Bush_v_s_Shoe_gifs

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)

Delicious...

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Ninj, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

waffe thin

hahahaha

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)

this

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)

That made me chuckle :)

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

etc.

:)

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)

SS-teak and kidney, please

woo!

I love pie

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)

hee hee!

you loon!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)

\o/ for baked Messerschmidt goodness!

Edit: Did I mention the *click*?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

Brillyfabbo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

the perfect accompaniment to the...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)

Oh Dave!!!

Hang you're not Dave!!!

Bloody hell Archie!!!

;P

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)

tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)

Gah!!!!

Damn you!
I can't spang for laughing!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)

hahahah, outstanding!

but you are an utter sod, as I REALLY want a chicken and mushroom pukka pie and chips.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

Hahahahaha

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... nomnomnomnomnom.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

pfft

you can have a Jericho Crumpet for afters

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

pffft!

They bombed our chip-shop - crap scouse comedian blog

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

om nom nom!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

^this

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)

Tiny Little Painty Thing :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

you're brilliant

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

what a nice painty thing.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

amazing work!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

this is just way too good.

top paintage, sir! wooooo!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

fab :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)

Smashing!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)

cor that are good

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)

Gorgeous

Eldritch hell funtiems!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)

Merry winter festival

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)

yes! :D

woo.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)

and you're ugly...but i shall be sober in the morning!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)

One thoroughly deserved spang coming up....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

nooo :(

poor guy

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

oh no!

he may get blood on his suede shoes!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

Pffft!

Truth be told.

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xandmi, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

I can assure you I'm not - I've only had a few ales

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

OH My!!

SPANG-ANG-ANG-ANG

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)

Mr Popadopolis knew the launderette would struggle when Dot passed on, so he tried his hand at re-animation.

Click for bigger (129KB)

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

cool

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

/ac

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

still would

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)

very nicely done :)

great work

/blatant TJ: www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post306121

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)

thanks all

#:o)

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)

a week of "I felt your presents" jokes

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)

Every year?

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)

What a shit compo!

/Prodigy 69

Not really Arch and indeed Prodge.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

when did I say that?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

Not about this suggestion.

Hence the joke.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

Brilly Ants!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)

oooh, great stuff!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)

I can imagine her animated

shouting "FFFFFAAAAAAAAGGGGGSSSSSSSsssss... Mussst 'ave FFFFFFAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGSSSSSssssssss..."

woo - btw

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)

Merrrr Brainzzzzzz....

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)

not a bad shop

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)

has she karked it?

Top zombiefication!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)

Not yet

She is looking more and more like this though.

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)

haha

fantastic

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mutated monty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)

"I dream of the ocean ..."

CFB

Needs more rain?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)

I haven't watched Threads for ages...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)

I've never seen it. I weren't allowed when I was but a guttersnipe.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)

You've captured the end perfectly there

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)

:(

I was going for nize n' chilled out.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)

well the end is returning to normality

... sort of

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)

That's rather nice:)

I dreamt of spoons last night.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)

Ahh yes - "Spoons Lost"

Milton's markedly underrated sequel.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

Exactly

But it does not contain the classic joy as he travels the kitchen with some chunky monkey that is depicted in Spoons Found.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)

^Entirely this^

I also feel that the treatment of the essential condition of refrigerated goods to be somewhat lacking with regards to the exploration of defrosting behaviours.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)

I completely agree

And the savage dejection of the Phish Food and his mourning of his Chunky Monket brother.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

Ah those tiny little priests!

They're so fragile.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)

It's a crime that society thinks the only place for them are in frozen dairy goods.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)

why does it alw...

wait a minute!

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)

Because you lied when you were 17.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

nice sig...

what a legend

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)

TOAP-Y Christmas Recipe Goodness....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)

haha wonderful

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NeeNoo, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

It's only words

but words are all I have
to take your heart awaaaaay...

pffft... good stuff

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:36, archived)

Argh!

You've poisoned my mind!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)

*bows*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)

The only thing decent about christmas is the booze.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)

That rather depends what booze it is,

and where you get it from.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)

I get mine from tramps

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)

Quality shopper, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)

i usually get a nice bottle of malt whisky as a present.

i hope this tradition continues.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)

mmmm Malt Whiskey....

Bowmore Mariner 15 y/o ftw!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)

it's usually dalwhinne or old poultney for me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)

^this^

it's the only day the missus doesn't have a go at me for drinking at 9.30 am

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)

Ah, but what about the hip-flask you sneak into the office, eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)

Yeah, she has a go about that

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

i remember being plastered at about 10 one time.

i started at 8 and was about 9 years old...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

*giggles*

I love this!
just the thing@

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)

*hic*

shurly is....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)

Can I leave the other ingredients and just have the vodka please

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)

That's pretty much the idea..

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

Hahahaha

wonderful

Have a *click*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)

It's just a quick summation of any seasonal cooking activity chez Gruntfuttock

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)

Very recognisable though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)

I actually made Oliebollen last week!

they came out really well...

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)

Haha wow

I only eat them on new years eve

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)

I was just being a pig...

*scoffs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)

GIMME SOME

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)

Hahahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)

Let's face it, it's not an unfamiliar concept, is it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)

hahahahh! *drunken clicks*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)

*stumbles over t/o/s*

Wha-hey!

*falls over*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)

Ooh...

...you talented swine you! *clicks*

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Ninj, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)

*collapses over mixing bowl*

Ta, guv'nor...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)

Marvellous.

I read that with Ronnie Barker's voice to superb effect.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)

That's ruddy marvellous, sir.

I started giggling halfway through and was laughing by the end. WOO!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)

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