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# Cone Fun !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Argh! Incredibly shiny women
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Yes . . . rather mousey complexions . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# hello boys and girls
How has your day been?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Dandy . . . and you ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# not so good, I could be with out a job in a month or so
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Uh-oh . . . cutbacks ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# the joy of being in the building trade
I will be luckier then the others, as I work for my dad. But it is still a worry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I have a feeling things will get better as the summer approaches . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# My brother works for CITIbank, he say things are starting to look better
That doesn't help us now, we do have work but the clients have put it back to next year, there is one job that we need but they want to start it in may, hopefully we can get enough to tie us over.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# A banker? Kill him! KILL HIM!!!
/british tabloid blog
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# No, he works in the IT deparment. He is a V.P. does all there messaging systems
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Hello Sir!
Not bad round this neck of the woods. Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# see above comments
I'm ok, got my tele lens to play with now.

136x zoom, but that is on the lowest setting with an extra bit of digital zoom on top of the optical
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Oh shoot!
Well, fingers crossed, sir.

Good skills on the new lens, though!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# 2 girls 1 mouse?
hehehe! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# 1 mouse
have you ever seen '2 kids in a sandbox'?

*eyes water*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# 1 council house
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# £15
for 1 blowjob
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# That's rather upmarket!
Cheaper round Kings Cross.

*ahem*

So I've been told.....

I think I got away with that *phew*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# is it?
tbh I've no idea what the going rates for bodily interactions are.

anybody got a price list?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# *checks no-one is looking*
*hands over laminated A4 sheet*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# well let go then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# ya lost me......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# search (nsfw)
watch
cry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# well if it's 2 kids and it's nsfw, I really don't think I will....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# nah - no children involved
no idea why it's called that

there are no kids, no sand and no boxes


www.thatsphucked.com (or something - NSF[A-Z])
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# hmmm... some time ago, someone trolled a forum I was on and put up screenshots of a shock video.
I'll never go looking for the vid, as teh pics were bad enough. If you felt that 2girls1cup was easier to watch than an episode of pocoyo, then look up "Pain Olympics"

Be warned, even screen grabs of it will scar you.

Suffice to say, incredibly NSFW

edit: there is a mention of it on wiki - it's said to be fake (I hope it is); The actual title is supposed to be:
BME Pain Olympics: Final Round
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# 2g1c was mainly faked anyway
I know - I tried to reproduce it. It can't be done
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Is that the one with the... pushed... up the...?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# what, the squid/octopus one?
*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# No it's the other one - with the postman and the chicken, with the vacuum cleaner that breaks
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# *winces*
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Think of the combo nations !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Has she swallowed lots of mice, or is it just one mouse who knows his way through a lady's pipes?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Both . . . I would surmise . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# ...i'm not even gonna think how that mouse is getting back in that one on the right's mouth...
puts on umbrella hat
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# It is sicklical . . . isn't it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# regurgitated rodent time
hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Never ending supplies !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Charm, class and breeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# All notably absent in the above pic.
Edit: Actually, the breeding part is probably true, but not in a good way, mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# They're probably of better stock than I am.
I just hide my scumminess better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# What UTTER pish!
You are completely lovely, so you can stop that nonsense right now!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# :D hahaha, I'm the internet's Eliza Doolittle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# *snuggles*
You're my lovely Cap'n.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# :D *clambers* I am indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# stop putting yourself down, you are far from scumminess
You are loveliness
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# :D you two are very cute
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# This ^
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# They're doing their homework for charm school . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# this is woo on many levels of yay
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# If ya can't join'em . . . lick'em !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# *is aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# mousesexer!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Some gals know all the tricks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# read the small print on yer CONEtract
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I scream . . . when I read the fine print !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# It was actually an alan partridge quote
as as well as

CONE you take a joke
CONE dancing
CONEan the barbarian

Well - it was actually uttered by Dave clifton, but it was on his show.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I CONE believe it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# This is very worrying.
Even without the additional rodent activity.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# People will do just about anything for attention these days . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Mmmmmmm.... I'll have the stew....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I like how he scraped that bit off the floor and served it
:D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# it looks more burnt than cack encrusted
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# You managed to mindpiss yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Dear God please tell me you shopped the first frame..?
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# *bokes*
Was this the cause of the food poisoning epedemic?

slightly bindun, I vaguely remember something like this last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Oh god....
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# *bokes*


Thanks. Really, thankyou very much.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha that's vile :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# ugh... I think i'm gonna be sick.... *adblocked*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Needs more Legionaires disease.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Needs more cheese !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# *boke*
quick, activate emergency rocket fluff!


woo btw :)
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Animals need rockets
its an unwritten law!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# yum yum
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# dammit now i'm gonna have to cook something
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# mmm
with a toliet paper dressing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Lesgnop Dennis
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Please post that excellent caricature of Pigsy in the Monkey thread where it belongs.
Woo and fear in equal measure.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# haha!
You're right I hadn't noticed :-)
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Gah - mindpiss of the highest dosage!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# i do like that image. Even before i knew what mindpissing was in my lurking days
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I think mindpiss was the first bit of b3ta jargon I actually picked up on.
...on account of me typically posting horrendously predictable responses to posts.

Although I have to say I am surprised that that post resulted in pissage. Clearly not as obscure as I thought...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha Les Worrall Thompson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hurrrrr :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# He's got a noser bite !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# hahah
you should enter him as piggsy in the monkey thing down there. I actually think youve made him look more like chris tarrant.

Off topic, but how shite is royksopp's new album? Sounds like a gay 80s pop hits cd compared to the very excellent 'the understanding'.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Buy the Prodigy's new one
it's brilliant stuff. New ISIS out in May, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I gots it - it is indeed good. Love 'thunder' on it the most.
Dunno what the heck ISIS is...

I want a new underworld album! EVERY album they have done has been consistently amazing - not a bad album amongst them.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Download and listen to some.
Celestial. Try that. Trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Tis very good.
And ye, the Royksopp album is cacky poo.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# New Black Dice out soon too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# *notes down*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Lurtz?
Find the halflings!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Shut the fuck up about my love.
He is not ugly like Dennis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Sorry
but he is pretty ugly. Has a face only a mother could love.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I'd rape it right off his skull.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Easy to do since his head got cut off
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Shush. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# It's Pigsy from monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Dagless is perfect! Brilliant shopping!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
#


Click for bigger (102 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
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(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Crikey! I forgot all about him!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Holy Vomiting Popes on Skateboards!™
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Shopped pictures only.
Please.



Woo!
(Poison-System-X, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# He can sneeze and lick his snot
What convinience.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Pigsy from Monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# T'has been a while
but to celebrate getting the keys to my new house...


So how is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# haha
Well Happytoats has taken me off his Christmas card list.:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# You as well?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Was it you who had lyrics to a song in your sig last week?
It was driving me nuts trying to remember which song it was and I was damned if I was going to look it up on Google.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Lady in Red:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Lady in red is a meaty god?
...I love that song!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# *prays that he is joking*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# why yes i am
:D
quaaaid
www.geekologie.com/2009/03/31/kangaroo.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# *and breathes*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# *kills*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Could well have...
I do tend to do that. Any clues as to the words I was using?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# something from this per chance?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vbZKyB8L68

forgot to mention nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# *slaps gstq around a bit*
*gets bored*

*slaps gstq around a bit more*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# It was from "Still crazy after all these years"
And your sig was:
"She seemed so glad to see me, I just smiled".

I always keep my lyrics sig until somebody guesses it.
My current one has taken a good few months.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Yeah.
bumped into my ex on the way to work.

Rather took the shine off my day.

:'(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# UB40?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Paul Simon
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# !
what did you do?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I sullied his draw off!:O
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# stop being silly on b3ta >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Everyone makes mistakes
I'm sure he'll forgive you.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# nothing, he's being silly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# ^this
As I'm in the habit of being so.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# How DARE you sully his thread with your non-drawery nonsense
Bad Ghostie
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# But I can't draw with my crabby fingers
I have just thumbs and pinkies! What's worse is when I say pinkies a do mean baby mice!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha
I cannot draw a straight line even with a ruler. My hands get jittery so a straight line looks like this:
----^___-_----~~~~~~
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# OH NOES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# What?
Have I caused trouble Wallace bashing?


edit: it'd appear not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# *ahem*
check the sig *points*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Down with plasticine, I say.
Stop motion stickle-bricks, it's the way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Too true, ma'am...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# sorry fella, had a long phone call, what are you on about?
I'm not telling you off or trying to enforce rules, just trying to coax the way the draw off goes so it's a nice interesting communal arty moment once a week on B3ta. Any medium welcome, just doing the chosen subject.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I was being whimsical:P
and it was the closen subject.

note to self. No more anagram posts:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# needs more american accent
lol!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Ha - very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
#
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# *humps screen*
all the better for seeing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Everybody loves
to hate me :(

I feel like mumblecat

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I HATE MUMBLECAT
and everything he/she/it stands for!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# only because it's a jewcat
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Mad, bad,
And dangerous to know.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I don't get it!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# nice shoppage
I'd love to see the ad for this one. 2 bdrm, 1 bath, shaggy exterior, may appear to be American in style
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I hear you knockin' . . . way to go !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# splendid stuff
and welcome to your new home etc.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# this is my big bang theory!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Haha and a damned good one it is too
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hahahah!!!
i hope it all that way too!!!


(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I hope it all that way too
too...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# oh dear
i have missed out a whole word. I blame the tuesday people.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# maybe his leg had just grow
etc

;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# FUCKIN BANG!
woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# The big bang...
...the ultimate hero of low frequency...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Big Bangs . . . are good !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# crikey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I need one of those hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Back in the days when feathers were Queen !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# ...source plz?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# bang, bag!
*click click*!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# makes perfect sense to me
nicely squire
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# There was always a sense of dread when they heard the fridge door open.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hahahahha!!!
*may restrict libedo
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# poor cer-e-alls

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I love it!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# :)
I keep thinking some of them are blinking

/goes for a lie down
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Y E S !
more of this - woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Milk them !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# heh t'heh
"We're stale and soggy!"
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# aaawww, they're almost cute!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# One from the 1980 b3ta archive...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Whatchootalkingboutwillis?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I'd be pulling that face if I was made to play stupidcrappyshitcricket.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# The position of silly mid-off
Must be one of THE most quintessentially English things ever.

I'm sure this is provable with SCIENCE(TM).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# pfft... willies
Well, I always found it amusing as a kid

ANd woo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Ah they don't breed 'em like that these days...
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Seamed a good idea at the time...


but everything I now do to it makes it look worse so I've given up.

EDIT: i like the proportions but wanted to get the colours to match. anyone can feel free to have a go!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# it has a steampunk charm
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# ^this
there's something faintly reassuring about propellers on a plane.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Props to you . . . you're flying high now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# you sound like a turboFAN
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# You know that I just lurve those turbos !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# does it get you all in a flap?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Flaps . . . UP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Can't think of a suitable response.
So I guess I'll just wing it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# that gives my spirits some lift
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I used to like
farm machinery, but don't now.

I'm an Ex-tractor fan

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# thats ace!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# What's wrong with it?
I'm not sure what you've done, because I'm a pillock, but it looks very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Jumbo Jets don't usually have propellers...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# The body
of the plane is a 747 jet (a photo) now with Lancaster wings from a painting. it was a bit ambitious really!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Oh of course!
What a nana I am. It's very well done, lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Well, I'm only guessing,
but the middle blue bit is an aircraft of the Koninklijke Luchtvaart Maatschappij.
*squints* methinks a Boeing 747-400...
And they didn't come with turbo-props.

Excuse me, Ms Wow, why aren't you making notes?
See me afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# A cunning plan to get me in the stationery cupboard again?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hope springs eternal...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# its because
the plane is blue and blue planes don't exist...silly
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# 0_0
My uncle used to fly those very blue planes, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# lies!
he told you that just to protect you
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# From the blue planes?
Ahh - I understand now....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# needs more Lost
woo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# that actually looks awesome!
would be really cool if you could put the ball turret under the cockpit.

ok that really sounds like I'm trying to make innuendos but I'm not, honest!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Nicely!
Planes are so much fun...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# WOW
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# "WE'RE GONNA FREE THE SHIT OUTTA YA!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# that is orson welles!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Feckin' 'ell that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
Class :D
I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Are you sure?
It's pretty hard to park
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# nice to see this again
epic
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# YES
this too; is bloody good!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# The magnificent B-156
I'd suggest "über-weapons" as an image compo
if only suggesting image compos wasn't so
soul-destroyingly pointless
meh
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# i do
like this.
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# thats brilliant
and therefore i click!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I be a likening this...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Monkey Tragic?
Bit shit, but i think i've paid homoage to the monkey king here? LOLZ




Click for bigger (277 kb)
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# *head in hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# there's always one
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# do you see this thread?
b3ta.com/board/9321013
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
bolloz, is it supposed to go on that thread? ?? i am an arsehead.
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# never mind
just dont delete this one for chrissake!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Nope, that's not ideal.
Probably should have used the thread below.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# On behalf of my client...
..."if would please the court, could it be entered into the court diary that at the time of the offence, my client was suffering from a condition known as 'emmense retardation.'

thank you (doh etc and further apologies..)
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# b3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Tuesday 31st March 3pm Draw off - Monkey!


Click for bigger (192 kb)

over to you....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# *glees* EDIT: That yam lully you dot a desktopable version?
Yam it Monkey Magic Anagram tiem?


Acme Gym Oink - check
Gay Mice Monk - check
Ya Mocking me - check
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Dear Mr Riverghost
the point of the draw off is to draw things relating to the pre-decided theme as you well know, not to go off on a tangent as that is what every other B3ta post is for. Please behave in future ;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# You know I can't draw!
You want a stick monkey?

And they are related. They are all anagrams of 'Monkey Magic'!:O

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# you could have shopped monkey out of other bits
you can clearly do that. I'm just trying to bring in a minor artistic interlude between the silliness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Are you going to give me detention?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I can only do spankings
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# A spanking! A spanking!
*glees*

*remembers where he is*

Erm ...

*lower register*

Ahem.

Oh - yeah - a spanking. Whatever ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
#
I already have imprinted on my arse!

Soddit didn't save as a gif:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# OH HAI - I IS A VAGABOND LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Epic ninja-ing, sir...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Well it is a monkey thread!
*badum tish*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# nice:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# corr! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I am so deeply sorry.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Ew that's mankey.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Almost ...
One more try ...

(He's everybody's favourite Saturday-afternoon obsessive-complusive detective played by Tony Shaloub).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Wycliffe?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Why not?


(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Jesus Christs!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Yes...
Yes I did.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Apparantly we are teh naughties1!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Yeah.
But basically I had to, due to my chagrin in Monkey beating Hitchhikers Guide to first place.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# the magic is palpable
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Tripitaka!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# wooooooom
Mental & brilliant!
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hahahah
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# excellent
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# You are Gary Larson's evil brother
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# YAY
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Thats brilliantly bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# :)
That took me a minute...
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I'll take that as a compliment :)
Edit: I always wondered why he had a rake
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Haha
Son Goku's landscape gardening services.

Are they in the Yellow Pages?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# That's brilliant
Is an anime+saiyuki mashup ok?

If so have Naru as Son-Goku :D


cfb - 166kb
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Son-Goku is emanating fail apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# thats ace
no idea who it is - but my knowledge of monkey is tiny! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Son-Goku is Monkey :P
In this cartoon they have a girl as Monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# don't understand it
but it looks lush
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Yeah that's just not fair, HT.
You're not allowed to blatantly pwn your own contests, you know...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# DON'T Mention The WAR!!!
DE-Ris:- Andrew Sachs provided English dubbing for 2 of the characters.


(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# did he really?
Learn something new every day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Um....... I stand corrected, it was only ONE.
:-(

www.bbc.co.uk/cult/news/cult/2004/03/30/10269.shtml
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# wow nice!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha top pigsy action
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# hahahah
lovely arts
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Epic stuff Toats :)

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# 110% genius!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I couldnt find any monkey quotes :(
also Woo YAY
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# didnt have time to finish
but....


(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Thats nice
His rake is fearsome :D

and noone likes my Son-Goku :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hehe
cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I wanted to do a finished painting of this
but realised that I'd need about 3 days instead of the 2 hours it took kme to get here.
Plus I'm not at home, working on a shitty LCD that does not show true colour and i have no tablet with me so had to revert to mouse.

have it anyway.



Click for bigger (71 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# You did that with a mouse?
'Kin' 'ell.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# looking good

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# nicely
nice.
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# woo
wasn't there going to be a remake of monkey?

I vaguely recall something to that effect
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# There is one.
This is the new Monkey ( Saiyuki ).

English people would not have a clue what was going on of course because the version we got was a load of made up bollocks by the narrators.
They just watched the original and dubbed it to say what they thought was going on. It had nothing to do with the original legend and story.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# very serious monkey :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# that looks SO fucking great you big showoff

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Panicked 10min drawing yays!
Beautiful work there HT :D


(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# :D
Winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Bless you.
I hope you're alright dearie? I haven't been around these parts properly in yonks.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I'm ok, just about
all the better for seeing you though, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Glad to hear. Carry on.
Oof, so busy. Fag, then back to it. *Hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# woo for drawing
and woo for graph paper
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Each of those squares
are smiling at you.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# oozing with lulliness
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Mi llama se llama Llama.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# need more drawing tools
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# ^this
hahah
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# is that the pope? :D
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# yes
apparantly he is not busy at christmas
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# hahaah!
have a really really bad vector!!!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# and...

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# heh!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# :D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# tra la la

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Ha ha!
you mental.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Not magic, but monkey related pea
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I'm glad I caught this :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# erm
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# great
stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# only 3/4 hr late :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# old but ...
... ahem:

(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Someone wanted this animated.
And I was bored enough to comply...

click for bigger
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# its rude
to stare
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# O_0

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# what. the. shit. ?
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# is it not self explanatory?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Say cheese...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Hahaha terrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Ta Barbie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# pffft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Welsh lols!

Llwls!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# hahahaha
yays

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Nicely back!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I'm going to have to do some more work on it as certain hings about it pisses me off.
Especially after I took the time to fashion the F anf Y and didn't change the Bruce Willis part.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# It's the hummus that counts sir
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Yeah but you know when you pea something
and keep thinking, 'I could have done that and should have done that'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Am I the only person that finds Wallace and Gromit overrated and boring?
The ONLY good part of any of their stuff is that penguin, he's quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# The first ones were good
The new ones are shit.

Edit: A grand day out and the wrong trousers are the good ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# they're all shit, IMO.
Unless there's a special secret early one that actually IS funny or worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Some, and I stress only *some*
of the Creature Comforts shorts were good.

But Nick Park is a total cock.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I'll agree on the creature comforts
is he? Ooooh, time for JPG's Showbiz Moments *pulls up a chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Stop it, you!
;-)

He is, though.
/May be related to another animator based in Bristol, so no animosity there, then blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Nooooo, I want gossip!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# hehe...
see above *edit*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Ahhhhhh
I'm on your side. He's a div.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Ok, 'fess up...
Who are you? Dave or Claire?

EDIT: Or Tom?! Are you Tom?!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# hehe -
That'd be a no, no and no (twice).

And I'm not telling.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# he's an utterly lovely and enthusiastic person
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# You're talking about the alternate reality Nick Park, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# apparently so
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I did have my suspicions.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# *Burns down own warehouse for publicity*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Pfffft!
^ needs more 'to get out of Dreamworks contractural obligation', more like...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# You're wrong
They are ace. You have an unpleasantly over-developed sarcy gland. Relax and enjoy innocent lols.
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Wrong Trousers FTW!
I thought the last one was very disappointing, and wasn't made to same quality standards as the others.

t felt like a rush job
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I thought it was the shift to digital
the general look and framerate seemed weird
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I like them
'cos they make me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I was pissed the The Curse of the Wererabbit got the oscar just for being Wallace and Grommit.
I thought Howl's Moving Castle was vastly superior and should have won.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Curse of the wererabbit got an oscar?
Jesus. I watched that because I was made to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Yeah. Everyone was going, 'Oooh! An actualy W&G movie. ive it an Oscar'.
Howl's Moving Castle was far better and was the runner up.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# How Howl's Moving Castle didn't win that was a bloody scandal.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Probably coz of Wallace's soft, pliant, plastercine arse:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# ^This^
1000x this, Howl was fucking brilliant.

Speaking of which, I ordered the Studio Ghibli boxset from Japan 2 weeks ago and I'm still waiting for it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Fucking hell! That must be hooj!
I do love Miyazaki 's works. Not a big fan of his son's stuff though, he's just trying to be his father.
Hope he does something new soon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Yeah it might have if Studio Ghibli films weren't a human atrocity.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I only liked Mononoke
the rest I find too in to themselves bar a few flashes of animation brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Porco Rosso is still my fave.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I think I gave up on that one
:(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I did like Steamboy too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Thats not ghibli though is it?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Pom Poco - purely for the "I have no face" part :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Charlie and Lola are
much better
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I am unaware of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I totally agree...
...I find I just can't be arsed with it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# i sure hope so,
becasue w&g are fucking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# In what way?
Malleability?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# well,
in the way they're pun-filled, meta-referencing, slapstick, light, enjoyable, intriguing, clever, technically superb and, most importantly of all, very funny.
how can anyone not like them? makes me sad that there are soulless, crushed and dissheveled spirits out there unable to grasp comedy genius when presented with it.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Maybe I'm just not as easy to please.
are you going to cry?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# not until i fancy a wank,
then i'll be balling my eyes out, so to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Aim a bit lower down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I hope you kept a straight face when using the term
'meta-referencing'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# not at all,
since it allowed me to win a line in the office game of buzzword bingo.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I love them all, although the newer ones do seem to suffer from tyring to be a bit trendy at times
I wouldn't be doing what I do were it not for A Grand Day Out inspiring me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Well if it gave the world Happy Toast, I have something to like it for.
Pretend I said that in a less misty-eyed fashion, I don't want your babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# it's ok, you can have my babies
I don't want them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Shouldn't Mrs Toast get a say?
After all, she's going to wonder why I'm loitering around her groin with a laundry basket.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Oh my lordy...
:D

Nicely, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Thankee JP
You well sir? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Unbelievably tired, but all the good for that.
Your fine self?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Not to bad ta matey...
*waves* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# That's superb...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Ta Joe
You've rather bin on fire, sorry I haven't had chance to say how smashing they were...it's teh work fing
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I watched that for the first time on sunday :(
ARGHHH STOP RUINING CLASSIC FILMS!

1. Take random Haxxor novel
2. Change main character's name to John McLain
3. Nakatomi reference LOL!
4. profit
5. Ruin memory of other films
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Eyemonkey sez :AAAAAAAARHHWHWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Eyemonkey needs better bling consulting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# eeeep
/teeth bling blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# *chucks a mug full of Optrex at it*
runs
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# ow yes
it can
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# i think it is being
milked, only it's a boy
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# we men love to be milked
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Nobody said 'nipple milking'.
So you do. He might be one of those men that looks surprised when he...arrives.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# *arrives*
*Looks suprised as he realises he is sat in room with the client*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# HE COMES!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# is your mum a man?
edit : does one have just a monoeye?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# oooooh yea
saw one of them years back. friendly
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# that's no monkey, it's a furry cyclops with gold teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyowm!


I'm not here and I won't be for t'draw off either - although I had a good idea - I yams too busty
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# For a long time until I saw the car
I was thinking the very same thing :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I was still thinking it - right up until I saw the news about him winning
oops - really am gone now

oh - 'Pot - he's racing for a Team called "Brawn" which sounds a lot like the people who make shavers - "Braun"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Thanks, Freebs
All I know is that he is quite yummy but my ardour is dampened when I look too closely and realise he looks like Chris Martin.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# You are not petrol headed enough then.
Ross Brawn is a legend in motor racing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Hahah
hi :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Too busty?

Mmmmm... Busty...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I'm glad someone else noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Boo for work!
and double boo for my Rissing on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# have some de-ris
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/7972046.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# hahhahahahaha! brill, busty-bobs!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# i see what you've done there
you are making a statement that Jenson Button of the Brawn GP team should have a shave. very clever sir
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# naaaa, you're reading too much into it :D
I thinks its more that loons like myself thought he WAS racing for the shaving company.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# he still should have a shave
and perhaps get himself a proper suit. Youngsters don't know they are born what with their motor cars and the like
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I saw him interviewed the other day
He does seem the very laid back type, though I suspect he only cultivates the "grizzled" look to impress the lady sorts.Not that being loaded and driving by fast brrm brrm cars on telly won't do that anyway
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# He was earning £18M salary last season
and is now on £3M. That's rich when you can say "£15M pay cut? fuck it, no problem".

mind you. 4 weeks ago he didn't even have a seat in F1.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# ha ha Livery Fail
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I have and always will think that you are a fudging icehole.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha
How rude!

EDIT: Come on Mr. Happytoats! Tis two of the clock!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# thought it was for 3pm?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Thought it was two
But are we talking b3ta or blighty tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Proper time
i.e. in an hour time.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# What yam I to do with an hour?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Well I suppose I'd better draw something then
What's the topic again?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Tie Fighters*
*It may not be
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Shame.
I don't know anything about monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Monkey Magic.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Wee in a jar/bowl
flick it out of the window at passers by. 5 points if they notice, ten points if they notice then dab at the patch and sniff their fingers, 100 points if it looks like they know what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Remind me to wear a Mac if I ever deliver flowers to you at work
in person.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I would never flick wee at you, dearest
not unless you asked me to, and then told me that you'd really thought about it and were sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# hhhhmmm... that is a conundrum... An enigma, if you will.... A puzzler... A logical challenge
(I'd say blighty time)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Yeah but his post this morning I read 2pm.
He did stipulate 2pm b3ta time as it hasn't updated yet.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# "and now for the 3pm draw-off, at 2"
wait, what?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I read it earlier as 2pm but he meant out of date b3ta time.
Every one know that GMT is the only real time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I set the calendar clock to 3pm
It comes up as 2pm due to the clocks being wrong and cr3 apparently busy with real life activities
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# How about a selection of 70's/80's chldrens TV programmes next week?
Sports BIlly.
Battle of the Planets
Chocky
Cheggers Plays Pop
Children of the Dog Star
etc etc etc?


*votes for chocky*


EDIT: Oooh! Or what you wanted to be when you grew up.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Put T-Bag on the list, and i'll be happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# God! I was watching the Condom and Horne thing last week
The girl from that was on it! Seeing her at made me feel old (or was it feel up oldies I forget).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# damn.. I probably wouldnt even recognise her now....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# You can tell it's her
just adultified.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# this week was 70s/80s tv just different ones
and why the fuck would anyone want to draw Cheggers Plays Pop?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# True.
In fact I think I'll watch my Chocky boxset today. All three series:D

Should have included The Red Hand Gang in that list too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# yes, and?
I'm still working to real world time, where the 3pm draw off means 3pm, not 2pm and certainly not 1pm B3ta time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Yeah yeah
We all believe in this magical mystery 3pm that you speak of.
*dances around nekkid waving flowers*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I'm looking forward to this :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
#
Sneak preview
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# oh you
B
A
S
T
A
R
D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# hahahhaahha, utterly brill, sir! *click*
*awaits the garfield-stuck-to-the-window image*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Sorry, haven't got that one to pearoast...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# epic!
*groanspang*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# hahahahahahahah! oooohhhhhh SSSPPPAAANNNGGG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
Puns hurt. Think of the children!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# HAHA
I thought he was going to fly directly into phil collins mouth
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] stuuges

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Hahaha
This makes me think of Steve Mcqueen.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# erm
....why....?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Wrong one:P
this one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# ha ha
Especially liking the last one :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Re The Jaffa Cake challenge
I found Mr P's post here
www.b3ta.com/board/7837293
I just need to get the others (there were 3 more).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Ha ha you star
Cheers for that :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Art FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Hahaha
aceness
WHOOOOOOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHUP WHUP WUP WUP WP WP


NYEK NYEK NYEK

WAAAIIIISSSSE GUY, EH?

YOU NUMBSKULL

etc
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Me likey
me clicky!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# nyuck nyuck
Isn't 21-23 a Buster Keaton gag, though? (Love it regardless!)
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# is muchly goodness
*clickadee-click*
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# hahahahahah! superb!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Oh yes
YES!
Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# That's wonderful, sir.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
*click*
Also, may I just slip in a tenuous pea? Ta
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# ha ha ha!
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
when I nod my head you hit it
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Lisa Simpson has put on weight
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
#
haha! superb
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# hahaha......bumph,ooooph,splat!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Win
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# there are times when it is clear you are just slightly too good
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Not only
Is this funny, tis also clever!

S
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Fantastic
Definite winner.
(vertigo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# this is flippin brilliant
cheered up once again, thanks to you!
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Greedy Scarlet....

And a little pin up.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Selfish beyatch
:)

EDIT: I like the pin-up. Does she have a white beaver?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I haven't got any easter eggs at all yet.
This is very serious.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Me too

People, what is up with this shit?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I have two boxes of Creme Eggs
and am trying to schedule in a period of time when I can eat them all.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# 3:45 in the Morning
Set your alarm and then get up and don't go back to bed until you have eaten the lot
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# That type of science has been done with a yard of Jaffa Cakes
The only person who managed to succeed was Mr Pineapple who liquidised them all (with milk) and drank them.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# 0_0
I would loved to have seen what the resulting brew looked like
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Reliable witnesses described it as "Jaffa-tastic"
/wasn't actually there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I must check my archives
because they all sent me pictures as "proof".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I don't seem to have any either. then again, I haven't bought any for anyone either......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# The easter bunny was originally a noble hare, symbolising fertility.
The Christians - once again - nicked the pagan symbolism and reduced it to ... well - the easter bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Inner monologue-tastic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Sexy pinup!
Cor - look at the lines on those 404s!
EDIT - ah, fixed now. Nice - she looks very smug! Very chunky neck though

Squirrels with tits overload!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# hahahaha
It'd probably only go straight to their ears anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Easter eggs are delicious
I can't have any this year though :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Scarlet Clones
Ideologies! Henegonic pyramids!

EDIT: Pinup looks like Ivy I'll bet.

How did Scarlet get so many tops?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# The pin up's a PE teacher, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# None of my PE teachers ever looked like that!
8|
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# her pose is similar to one that's being told off
for being naked on the internets. Or in her undies, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Rilly?
Missed that one!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# apologies for the Sun....
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2351690.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# No beard (well none we can see from that angle :P)
Even the female ones have beards.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# That's one PE teacher I WOULDN'T mind being molested by in the showers
Oh no, you gave me flashbacks :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Re: pin up
*spluff*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Aww
I hoped they would fashion foil hats to prevent brain wipeage.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# That ties in nicely with my compo suggestion
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post396671
and would stand a good chance of winning.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# ...orly
I can see that suggestion going off the rails very quickly as B3ta goes porn-tastic for the week.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Yeah, but at least it wouldn't just be a shed load of TOAPS
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# True :D
But it would be like a MSpaint version of Redtube NSFW for 5 days
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Haven't heard of Redtube.
Is it like Youporn?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Yeah same thing
(probably should stick a NSFW in case anyone dashes off to google it at work)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# *adds to favourites*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Aroused as in sexual arousal
or could it be aroused as in mouth-watering confectionary arouses?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Marzipan arousal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*wanders off in an almondy erotic daze
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Yes. Photoshopped alarm clocks are also acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Does LEGO count?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Yes, lego is extremely sexy
although the edges are a little sharp.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I like her way of thinking *hides eggs*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Heh
Poor Art. I bet he's going batshit.
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Those weren't little
But they did get my pin up.
(Jokel, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Lovely
both of them
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# awsome!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# He'll take your breath away...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Ta Bela...
....6000 on its way :D I shall toast thee t'neet!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hahahahahah!
brill!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Ta Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Ha, great.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Fankee Zelter ya belter!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# the celebrations continue
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# arf! - I understand Jade still has a full schedule and has several more books yet to be written
she is appearing on Loose Wimmins tomorrow and Jonathan Toss on Friday prior to her live interactive funeral on Saturday.

This summer also sees a brand new series of Jump Into Summer with Jade on ITV1.

All she requires is a fresh coat of Ronseal now and then and she is good to go
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Is it just me or is the ITV on demand site utter shite?
And I'm not just talking about it's contents.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# havnt seen it but itv as a whole is fucking dire,cheap and tacky
the sooner it crumbles the better
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I completely agree
There are only two things I watch; Auf Wiedersehen, Pet and Kingdon (with Stephen Fry). The latter is a joke as there seems to be no schedule. You'd have a couple of weeks of consecutive episodes and the three/ four weeks gap then another episode. Talk about mickey mouse operation!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# yeh - all those people and their 'jobs'!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# what like the overpaid actors?they should be getting the same as
all the other folks who do all the practical work
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# yes it is. Very shite.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# my itv regional is ulster television and oh my fucking god it is disgusting
youd die if you seen it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I always used to love 'Why Don't You?' when it came from Norn Ireand
"... and now it's toime for a shart fillum..."*


*Nireand accent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# nice accentage
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# at least you get channel 4
i have to put up with S4C, which i can't understand
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Theay're get to learn of SMPTE or any form of lip synching!
Too many ads and piss poor quality.

*eagerly awaits 2pm*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# And also, why isn't the Wire on BBC iPlayer
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I've never watched it.
Is it actually a BBC production? As there are programmes like Family Guy that they don't have the web rights to.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# It's from HBO in the Americas.
It is the greatest television show EVAR. And BBC 2 are showing it every night this week. You've only missed the first episode, catch up this afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Ah as it's HBO they' wouldn't have the rights.
they can only stream their own programmes or stuff they've commissioned.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# HBO wouldn't allow it.
There's a massive rights issue with HBO on-demand content, when it's not delivered via a 'paid for' model.

/previous job blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
#
the
on demand site
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# hehe...
^ this, very much so.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I wouldn't be suprised if Clifford hasn't planned some lazarus type miracle
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Superb!
The Alan Sugar one was great also. Who did that one?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# heh :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Say hello to my massive cock
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Predatory Opera houses are rife on the continent


Took this photo in Valencia, it's a lovely place.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Fingerbobs HQ looks terrified.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# WHALE IN THE VALENCIA!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Thanks to Santiago Calatrava
My favourite architect.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Obviously!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# He designed my breadbin
he didn't really.


It can be an opera house, an armadillo or a Roman's helmet, depending on my mood or how I leave it open.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# That is a breadbin of win.
I also like the juxtaposition with exposed brick. Fuck style consistency :).
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# The floor is stainless steel
It has ridgy bits so I don't fall arse over nork.
Mixing building materials is my sort of fun.

Talking of juxtaposition, my house is otherwise full of heavy, dark antique furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# But does it keep your bread fresh?!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# As well as a conventional one
Form + function = win
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I would have full sex with that bread bin
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I think you would lose that exchange.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# possibly..
and my cock :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I like him
(especially the tower in Malmo), but I also like Gehry and Koolhaas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# That's a neato
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

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