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I don't believe in giving the police any special powers

they've got enough as it is

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)

Bloody Jedi

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

floating keyboard is floaty

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

in other news...

whats good for stopping my eyes itching?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

Amputation?

Blinking?
Eyewash?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

blinking!

good idea, stupid Xma on my eyelids makes me look like im wearing eye shadow :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)

Cancer.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)

isn't that a type of biscuit?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)

That's Garibaldi.

Easy mistake to make.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

You're thinking of chocolate bourbons.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

i hate it when that happens

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)

Optrex eye wash.

Seriously. I've had years of itchy eyes and without Optrex I think I'd have pried them out by now ( which is stupid, because it's bacteria in the lashes that make them itch.

If you need stuff now make some slightly saline water and wash them out ( eggcup will works ) in that.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)

hang about i think i bought some of that

dunno where i put it, i keep buying things in boots, no idea what they do but they look good in the cupboard in the bathroom :)
brb - can you use it if its been open for months/years?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)

It's bound to have a sell/use by date

but I find those only to be useful for bacon. Anything else is just a marketing ploy to make you buy more. Anyway, it's only your eyes. I would not put any out of date Savlon on my cock. Way too risky ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)

That's no keyboard

it's a spa-

...er, it's a barrier

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)

Did I get this compo right then?

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)

I'm sure Pasanonic will let you know.

Everyone else has given up caring by Thursday :)

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zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)

St. Pasanonic is on a moral high ground and can't hear you

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

Well I like it

"I love you - you pay my bail"

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)

george micheal and that one out of robson and green?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)

A receeding, scrolling background

would increase the fearitude by 200 %

*still fears*

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)

I wish I knew how to do those.

I can only manage it horizontally. If I try any kind of angled or vertical scrolling it all goes tits up :(

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)

BOOBS

sorry i was distracted

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)

Jade goody the musical?

W-T-F?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)

Happy candles, Sire!

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)

I had a go but it was a fairly bodged job

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)

It's closer than I ever got.

Also, nice Pontiac fastback. They drove like yachts but still looked nice when I was a kid.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)

oooh yeah

ill work on that :)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)

holy shitting fuck

is that Solberg?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)

dunno

! don't know solberg

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)

HOLY YES!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)

Dearo dear

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zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)

*Wheels out his spangatron6000*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)

Oh shit, a double whammy.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)

Im not angry, im just disappointed :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)

So what is the origin of that phrase?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)

Hahahaha

TJ: Has anyone seen this?
lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix
It's a pretty good little sound generator :3
You can copy and paste it, as well, to share stuff you made.
Here's two of mine:
1
65540,384,115072,116744,1024,65712,74372,124416,82944,115712,107056,2016,98752,96,32784,86018
2
33152,16896,74112,64,49760,32896,65792,16896,49920,8704,117120,10368,128,19008,6176,33056

You just copy the code, right click and paste it. :D

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ClanSoul, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)

SCIENCE!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)

That's insanely good that you can just copy and paste it

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

B3TA

33152,16896,74112,64,49760,32896,65792,16896,49920,8704,117120,10368,128,19008,6176,33056

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)

that's lully plink plonk

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)

_{24576,36864,67584,71680,4096,8184,4,2,2,4,8184,4096,71680,67584,36864,24576}

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zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)

hahaha

sock music
3840,129504,45072,41752,41480,41544,42504,42504,41480,41544,41496,45872,53344,129472,3840,0

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)

31746,17410,29950,2,31746,5120,31998,16,31760,2064,2302,31744,254,31890,21650,21650

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ClanSoul, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)

Can I just say

LOL

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)

66560,4,1024,0,1026,0,17408,8,1024,4,5120,8208,1152,32768,1056,8

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)

Lovely!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)

this is wonderful!!!!!

THANKS! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)

Hahaha!

Superb, top-drawer late entry to the best compo for ages.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

That exists...

In sheffield near the now defunct airport.

There is a police depot of some description and it is on Letsby Avenue.

I shit you not.

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DirtyArse, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)

OH NOES :(

I ran out of milks so I has to have black tea :(

What's better?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)

Have coffee instead. It's better.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

Get out

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

Uh oh.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)

TEA V COFFEE WAR!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)

Tea is lame.

Coffee wins. Everyone rejoices and opens a beer.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)

Tea is for breakfast

Coffee is for staying awake for the rest of the day

(semi pro : explorer, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)

"That insipid opiate of the masses."

As I believe Ian Fleming put it...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)

I do remember one day back in 6th form

the lady behind the cafe counter refused to sell me any more double espressos after 6. The computer I was working on was spinning at the time...

(semi pro : explorer, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)

Hahaha

I'm sorry sir, I think you've had enough.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)

you've not had a proper cup of tea

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)

I think we can all agree beer > tea or coffee

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)

i don't like beer

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)

I don't particularly like tea or coffee

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)

Not all women do. It's okay - you're not alone.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)

By which, I mean you're a girl.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)

my hairy bollocks beg to differ

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)

This needs an animated picture and I lack the tallent.

(semi pro : explorer, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)

It doesn't count if they're not your own though, you know?

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)

pfft

just cos urs are in a bottle on your mantle piece :P

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)

Quick guide

/The Neville

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)

Yorkshire tea ftw!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)

FACT

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)

haha. I wouldn't even

breathe the air in Yorkshire let alone drink any of their sludge.

And if you fucking want some Yorkshire, we are still here you filthy, white-rose peasants ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)

Fuck off! Yorkshire air is clean and lovely!

And the water is most delicious aswell :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)

It should be.

I stand atop the Pennines each morning with my fellow Lancastrians...and piss in it.

Yorkshire would be quite nice if we culled all the people and gave the land back to god's people.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

indeed, freshly piped from wooden mains

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

Fact!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)

Coffee is winning somehow though

it must be Catnipppp and his silent army of conspiracy theorists doing it.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)

I know :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)

Or me

and my army of proxys and overseas webservers.*

* ( It's not me but it will be if coffee looks like losing, I fixed the last one ;))

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)

Haha! Yes, I remember that, you cunt! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)

How dare you subvert an internet poll. Where are the international observers.

This is a sad day for democracy.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)

What Felix said

I voted for tea when I noticed that coffee was winning.
I like both anyway.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)

;)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)

UM.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)

Okay fair to apoint

but where is my Donkey?

(semi pro : explorer, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)

Noes!

Quick, rush down to the nearest shop/garage so it doesn't happen again.
You big silly.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

You forget I have no monies :(

Apparently it comes on saturday :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)

I got mine last Sunday...

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zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

Bastard!!! :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

Think of the interest I've earnt since then.

Nil.

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zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)

More than me, with my -£1788

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)

Gawd, you really need that loan don't you.

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zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

Yep!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

I also have no food, but that's due to the shops being miles away and me being more lazy than starving at the moment.

I just had a plain cream cracker.

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zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)

Hahaha I get that too

Just wait until hungry is greater than lazy and do an emergency shop dash.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)

I just had some toats with some stolen spread

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)

tea and coffee are gay!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

YOUR ALL GAY!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)

main screen turn on

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

Tea should be black, that is the right way to drink it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)

Gives you cancer.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

Yeah, but cancer makes you run faster.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)

every thing does

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)

Well, it doesn't cure cancer, then.

Except green tea. Hot green tea gives you cancer and then cures it again.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)

Looking on the bright side, it works both ways.

If you've got cancer, people are far more willing to bring you a cup of tea.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)

No, it's not milky enough

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

milk is on exceptable in rubbish tea, like PG tips or tetley

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)

I don't mind black tea

with a bit of milk.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)

all tea should be drunk with out milk

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)

You sir, are a nonsense

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)

I mean real tea

Not the rubbish like the everyday brands

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)

^This^

But it has to be damn good tea to have it black.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)

I drink Twining's Lady Grey, delicately infused with orange, lemon and bergamot

and milk and three sugars.

It is convenient that it's not so bad to drink black when I've run out of milk, though. Black PG is horrid.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)

black tea is the true tea

milk was only added due to the lack of sugarcane in the united kingdom

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)

But I like cow lactations in my tea

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)

i'm slightly lactose intollerant

:(
ice cream makes me retch and chocolate turns my insides inside out
D:

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)

Only yanks are lactose intolerant

Your malady can be put down to plain weirdness ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)

what am i then?

i'm not a yank

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)

Lully?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)

Yay :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)

Milk was add to cool the tea down so it didn't break the earthen wear cups

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)

Hot chocolate made with green tea

Yum.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

An interesting idea

I will have to investigate.

(semi pro : explorer, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)

At least they'll smile a lot more...

(dec, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

Cheeky pea, I'd join...

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..wil, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

sigh i have none :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)

*Closes legs*

I didn't think it showed.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

*chortle*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)

Ahem.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_47r8SoyvE

Edit: Hopefully added to compo...
.

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zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)

oooh wonderfully done :D

with humous toboot..

wooo :D

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)

Hahahaahahaa

I especially liked the fact that I read secret labs as secret lambs. I just really like the idea of having secret lambs.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

I'm a secret lamb-onade drinker...

R Whites! R Whites!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

Hahahahahahahah

Are you one of "the6"?

(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

I do hope so.

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zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)

I've tried to stay away from his posts

but cracked this time.
I think he is using the board to spread his insanity and I am surprised the mods have allowed it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)

I think he's misunderstood the meaning of puerile arts community.

And also art.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

I think he's

a twat.

(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)

Succinct :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)

Oh I'm sure he knows what this place is about

but the fact that it reaches so many people makes it too tempting to ignore.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)

We should petition to the great b3ta gods by worshipping a giant phallus.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)

But I do that every weekend anyway.

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zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)

I notice you've studiously avoided any reference to mobile phone masts.

How very convenient.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

Or kittens.

THE GOVERNMENT WANT TO HIT US WHERE IT REALLY HURTS!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)

And they still keep on entrapping kittens at the top of mobile phone masts.

And what do we hear in the so-called 'quality' media?

NOTHING.

They're all Jews, you know.

And they don't even care what religion the kittens are.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)

great stuff!

it's definitely iridium's turn...

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enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)

Stupid ignorant sheeple.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)

hahaha

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Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)

outstanding

this made me laugh

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

Hahahahaha

Top linkies too!
Er, unless you are trying to persuade us that kittins plan to take over the world.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

OPEN YOUR MIND FLOWERPOT

I for one welcome our new cute furry overlords.

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zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)

molotov it to fuck

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)

I have been petrol bombed.

My boot caught fire.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

STOP

hammer time
wacca wacca day!
did anyone else wear twin peaks? (i know i didn't...) what about a plaster on the chin?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)

oh shit

I live near that nazi bastard

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)

I'm not sure if this is compoable... but atleast it's out of my head now.

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)

very silly!

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enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)

thankies :)

I was going to add more.. but then I realised it really doesn't need it :)

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)

and that is how

great art is made: knowing when it's finished. ;)

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enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)

that and GIANT DILDOS

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)

yes- those, too,

obviously...

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enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)

you're crazy...

...crazy, man!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)

I know :D

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)

Hahaha.

That looks alarming like Pat from eastenders.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)

Nah, Pat's cock is bigger!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)

Oddly enough,

I've had occasional telephone work-related business with someone called Pat Mycock.

AND! With someone called Dick Eaton.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)

Pat! We'hve fand yur long lohst bravver, but... but there's samfin we've got to tell you abaart 'im

DUM... DUM.... DU DU DU DU DUM DUM

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)

Genuine LOLage!

There's nothing like a dame!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)

Clockwork Orange

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)

ear otterby?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)

It reminds me of the scene where they smash her head in with the giant cock

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)

Strike-through gags are always shit.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)

YOUR ALL SHIT >:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)

lol

S~~trike-throug~~h ~~gags are always sh~~it.

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)

HAhahahahahahahhAAHAHA!!

You took my sentence and made a rude word out of it. HOLY SHIT THAT'S HILARIOUS.

AHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHAAHAH

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)

oh noes --------->

don't do that, no one likes a horizontal scroll bar

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)

I page stretch'd.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)

pfft you bumface

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)

I do

It adds wonder

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)

yeah well i'm ignoring you now

nuhh

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)

O_O

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)

Ian blair runs on steam

silly cracker.

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9389513

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)

Haha cock

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)

jelly vibrators \0/

bigger than the moon

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)

oh my

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)

nah...

NSFW
NSFW
like a manatee eating a boot

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)

I'm sure it's real..

but the dildo looks fake for some reason.. possibly the gif compression.

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)

You sure love 4chan.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)

no0o it was jj ...whats that got to do with 4chan? then they changed it to 4gifts - i'm dissapointed :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)

jj.am is the image depository for 4chan. Everything on jj.am came from 4chan.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)

yeah i realise that now you've told me

urgh

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)

*dances*

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)

ewwo

I got your "gazzing" yesterday

I was meant to respond today but I was busy at work :( - Shall get on it right now...

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Nice, but disturbing, 'shop.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)

fank you :)

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)

haha

luv it

(whowotme nipple clamps, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)

yay :)

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)

hoorah!

for painted lady chaps.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)

I like the bollocksed up swasticka :D

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)

bindun?

(dec, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)

has what bindun?

Somebody totally misunderstands the image challenge? Yeah, been done to death.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)

happy belligerent candles :p

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)

happy b3taday :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)

thats

superb

(dec, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)

haha!

It's rather reassuring that you're being no less obstreperous on your 'candle day'...

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enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)

Harold Bishop sign attack!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)

oh yes!

how queer...

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enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)

I like the think that the red marks is the blood splattered across his face from stabbing Madge.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)

I got it right away.

Some things just stay with you. Why that did, I'm not sure.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)

babs?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)

I was wondering last night

Where I'd seen that Lorraine bird on the Apprentice before...

... and then it came to me. One of Reeves and Mortimer's Slade characters, naturally.

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

She is rather horrible....

describing her as a 'dementor' was pretty funny, though.

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enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)

Looks like Olive

from "On the Buses"

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)

ha ha ha

you're not wrong, who is the person its supposed to be? (i reconise the vic n bob side of it but have no idea who the other person is)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)

Candidate from the apprentice

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)

okay i have no idea what that is

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)

I saw that and thought

Vic Reeves? before I'd even read the words :D

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)

Looks like Alan Carr

but with long hair...

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)

Been busy......

I calls it middle class grafitti, canvas based tagging of
walls with ridiculous paintings, if you want to join in,
find the facebook group. But you'll have to search,
i aint your facebook bitch mumfos!

middle class grafitti galleryness

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)

BEARS IN PANTS

...who cut their arms off?
must be americans and their right two bear arms
Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

:D!

if i saw one i would probably steal it :(

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Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

I like all of this very much.

I might join in.

How are you hanging them though?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

anti gravity clamps and levitation cotton twine

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

i.e. diablery and magic most foul

No need to use fancy words.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

no more nails

generously applied to the back.

You'll need to not give a shit about them though, because they invariably get nicked within 2-3 days.

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

What's no more nails?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)

It's a type of strong glue.

But can be used for wood and stuff.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)

Oooh, okay.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

hardcore adhesive

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

So like crazy glue kinda?

mofaha says he's seen it sold over here. Coolness. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

believe it or not

i've actually got a subscription to that magazine!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)

hardcore adhesive?

for all your hot and filthy glue on glue action?

I rather enjoyed this months bostick 5 minute quick set centre page.

huminuh huminuh!

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)

its not just that...

infact the shop that i work in was in there once, plus I took the picture! (okay so it was my bosses camera, but its my picture in the magazine!)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)

Jesus' last words.

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Randomgazz, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

Hahahaha

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

pfffffffft

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)

Pffffffft

*clicks*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)

Ahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)

ahaha!

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enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)

I'd say some kind of nail hammer interface

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

Top stuff.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

Brilliant!

A whole wall would look great :)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

mushybees - saviour of a hostile world full of dicks and mentals!

How are you gonna stop people just nicking them, because they are quite awesome.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

i can't

i just have to keep releasing them into the wild and hope they can fend for themselves. If the 8 nice ones i put up, two survive. One's on a mate;s shop, and the other is hidden in pipework. The next lot will involve a lot of climbing! *shits self*

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)

I remember Derren Brown doing a thing where he lett a wallet on a busy street in london but drew a chalk line around it.

And no-one who passed it for about half an hour picked it up.

Don't know if it would work in different circumstances though, because I'm not Derren Brown enough to realise the complex social pressures and such that go into that.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)

these are fantastic :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

fab stuff..I like the white chaps :)

someone's got money to burn!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

you can get shed loads

of canvasses for under 50 quid.
And it's money i would have spent on fags! WIN/WIN!

My hometown is my gallery!*

*facebook clue ;)

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)

www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=1671013571

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)

lovely!

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enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

Fucking yes! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)

oooo arts :)

This is good, canvas prints are very cool.

After trekking across the states I got a few of the photos done into canvas prints

Linky Click 1

Linky Click 2

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)

MONKEY

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)

Prints?

How dare you! :P

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)

It was the only way

im proper naff with a paintbrush

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)

i like the skulls...

...but not the bears... (they all look like speed freaks)!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)

I has seen this on facebook via the power of the Bailey commening on it :)

muchly woo :D

The Marks and Spencers one is placed marvelously :)

and to be fair if I saw one I'd probably try to nick it too... :P

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arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)

its rex the runt!

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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)

excellent

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connor, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)

Top stuff!

I am serverely diverted by the red pance!
I followed Prod's link. If that's your facebook wossname then I am stuffed as I am not on facebook and it ain't pubic.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)

it's socks..not mine

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)

That's absolute top drawer.

The home town wouldn't be a small town starting with an 'H' up Luton way would it? I googled the area code from the sign...

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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)

oooh you is gooooood

yes, yes it would.

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

*__*...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

I like this because it is good

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)

Fuck yeah! Looks like Eddie.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)

i hope so...

...because that's what i was going for..... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)

whoa

that is excellent and a bit disturbing

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)

How very Iron Maiden

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)

hells yeah

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Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)

yay for Eddie

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)

too bad i had to optimize...

...because it was awesome at full scale... :(

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)

RAWRRRRRRR!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

Action Skeletor

with detachable affro.

I like this.

(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

Skeleton paper shredder!

Woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)

Susan Boyle - not just talented, but versatile too!

The new NWOBHM direction flummoxes the judges, but nothing can stop the gal.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

lich!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

ALSO:

One of the cards on that thing in your profile is a Hot Topic frequent buyer's card. I recognize it.

Sadly. x_x

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

no it isn't...

...it's my b3ta card... (shhhhhhhhhhhhh!)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)

Hahahahahah

I feel like such a mall goth now.

Which I'm not.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)

after listening to Amon Amarth...

...i want to be a VIKING!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)

Amon Amarth are amazing!

I wanted to go see them with my friend because they're playing Starland (I think this Friday actually), but my friend is poor as shit, and I'm not going alone, so I'm not going. x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)

eddie!! \m/

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

ruuuun to the

hiiiillls!

ace!

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enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

Yes!...Let's!...

...(Thanks everyone!)... :)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)

Where do I sign up?

faces blurred to protect the guilty

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)

nothing wrong with owning guns

just ban bullets i say

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)

vice versa

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

how do you spell "e-va ivor"

i can't spell today :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)

e-va ivor

simple really

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)

either ivar?

...can't spell

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

either either

Depends on pronunciation

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

like live and live and jam?

Thank you

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)

Homonym or heteronyms?

enlightenment

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)

Which one's Pasa?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

someones gotta take the pictures

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)

They both need less hair and clothes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)

That sort of information costs

*trys to look menacing*
'nings, sir :D

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)

Ning.

How goes Sir?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)

First doobie of the day :D

Everything is now very rounded
And your good self?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)

Not bad at all.

Londres next month?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

Hopefully

I think it's about time I got really hammered
/not been drinking blog

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)

Getting hammered FTW!

I've been out this afternoon, but was driving!!
The young lady I was with got hammered though. :(

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

/Peter Sutcliffe blog

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)

Hahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

Hahahaaaa!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

Stuck at home all day

writing loads of code for a web-based application. D:

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)

That to me, would be a cool thing to do!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)

Forms Authorization

and encryption

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)

*whoosh*

Lost me.

;)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)

what make you think

I'd want a 40-60 year old piece of shit like that? It's not even got the original stock!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)

I'll knock off a few quid

seeing as you're a regular and it's your b3taday an' all.

Merry b3taday!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)

Hehe.

Happy icon change day.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)

3 years

You could have had 8 lv 80 death knights by now if you concentrated on your WoW more...

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)

I've packed wow in. Can't be arse with it.

plus it's nearer 7 years but I'm in an episode of lost, some bits are missing ;)

Also bugger that. I can get a death knight to 80 in about a week ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)

haha

i like the orange label

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)

I like how they've had to put a big red label on it so they know it's a gun

Criminals could fool the police by sticking a label on their guns saying 'Fluffy kitten'

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Tagnut loves pies, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)

I'd put an Ikea label on it

and tell them I read the assembly instruction upside-down.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)

Conga

(gordiman, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)

Repost?

You big mong

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)

repost?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)

not a repost.

just his usual shit of posting someone else's image.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)

repost?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

repost?

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)

repost?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

Echo.........

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

re-re-repo-po-post?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

Re-re-re-reverb-b-b-b-b-b-b-b

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)

*explodes speakers*

r*kkkkfuzzzzle*eee*fizz*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

You're funny.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)

repost?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)

repost?

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Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

BREAKDANCE ON YOUR FACE!

4gifs.com/gallery/d/82383-1/Slide_facestand.gif

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)

jj.am, yay!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

no one told me it was 4chan related

i feel dirty looking at that website now :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)

I'm browsing /mu/ right now. I feel fine with it.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

whu?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)

The music image board on 4chan.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

i've not been to 4chan

is it full of kittens?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)

Perhaps sometimes.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

if it's on the internet it's been touched by 4chan

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Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)

*shudders*

i went on the internet once... i'm scared

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

Nope.

Nicked and shoddily animated by a stinking bag of tramp's jizz.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)

repost?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)

Nope.

Nicked and shoddily animated by a stinking bag of rancid tramp's jizz.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

repost?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

Go on then.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

repost!?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)

Nope.

Nicked and shoddily animated by a stinking bag of rancid tramp's jizz.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

well nicked

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

rep....oh forget it

i'm glad u reposted that
took me far too long to realise it was toblerone ....I can't get toblerone locally any more :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

My jizzbag denies everything.

He was having his tea at the time.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

Dont take this the wrong way,

but are you sure you can trust your jizzbag?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)

He lets me down sometimes, but we go everywhere together.

And he can't even reach the keyboard, let alone double-click a mouse.

I mean... I'd know, wouldn't I?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

I'm sorry, but we have eye witnesses and CCTV footage.

It's best that you know. I hope you can move on eventually.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

Prove it.

I demand a still from the footage!

Or at least an artist's impression.

(Whaddya mean, "can't be arsed"? This is a serious accusation you've made!)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)

You iz bad :(

The most vile watch, ever

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

Christy fuck!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)

You are repeating yourself

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

It's an echo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)

i actually like that

but not the price

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)

Please tell me that decimal point is in the wrong place

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

I doubt it is

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)

aaargh

my eyes...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)

I disagree. I couldn't use that as a veil at all.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Do want. I like the cotton candy one, it matches my hair. XD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)

Reap host

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

Repost?

YBM.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)

Repost?

YBM

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

rape ghost?

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McBadger COW, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

Reap Oassed?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

knobing repost!

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)

techically is not even that

its stolen and animated without crediting the original poster

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

hello

did you get my gaz yesterday?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

someone want to ban this cunt?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)

Hamtoucher.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)

Repost?

You big mong

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ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

Lady's and gentlemen we've got him

Does a mall cop count for the challenge?

(whowotme nipple clamps, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)

I have no idea what is happening there.

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zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)

mail, femail, bit of both

we don't mind either way just as long as they're not black

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)

they are burnt when black?

we are talking about muffins right?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

tattys

roats tattys

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McBadger COW, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

i like em crunchy

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)

GET 'IM CLANCY!

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McBadger COW, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)

WIGGUM?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

GET IN HERE, IZBECKI!

I'LL HAVE YOUR GUN AND YOUR BADGE, McNULTY!

GET ME A MEDITERRANEAN CHICKEN SALAD WRAP AND A SMALL CUP OF DECAFFIENATED TEA WITH ONE SUGAR, STARSKY!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)

haha :D

i've always wanted to ride a segway
also - evening all!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)

Sort that apostrophe out, ffs.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)

lady is and gentleblokey blokes

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)

why not read the challenge and find out?

I'm pretty sure it's not "post something to do with the police"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)

oi you

happy flaming candle day!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)

Happy b3taday, you belligerent fucknut.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)

Chasing Osama along a road at an astronomical speed sounds like a good recruitment campaign to me.

Also, candles.

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zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)

happy candle day

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)

happy b3taday!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)

Happy b3taday!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)

Thanks for all the candle day nonsense.

If I may address the crowd?

"well done me for having the fortitude to sign up to b3ta for a third time and having the infeasible perspicacity to have not been banned in the last three years?" ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)

We're all as surprised as you are

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

both should be killed with fire

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)

The Temperature in Hell
www.wunderground.com/global/Region/EU/2xTemperature.html

.

(Catnipppp, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)

ALL ABOARD THE SKULLTRUCK

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Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)

NEXT STOP, FUCKING IDIOTVILLE USA

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)

"OH NO JOHN! This town has been taken over by zombies."

"Don't worry honey...they're just fucking idiots."

*panning crane shot*

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)

"Oh no John, I'm so scared, my hands a trembling so much I can't even rub my pussy...could you rub it for me."

"...well"
"Oh that's so much better. God your hands feel good."
"That's not my hand."
"My you are a lucky man then."
"No I mean I'm standing over here."

*cue elaborately choreographed vagina-zombie hand fight*

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)

Continue...

Please!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)

Hey, that was my favourite episode of Hannah Montana, too!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)

Mine is the one with the nip-slip

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:49, archived)

please can you just go away

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)

The ignore button will make it so

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)

Yes I am beggin about 6 of you to just press ignore

You know who you are, and stop embarrassing yourself with your endless whining and little girl bitching, try growing up, or hit ignore already.

You notice that i don't complain about your pathetically boring art you post, so do the right thing and delete mine.
.

(Catnipppp, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)

Don't listen to him.

The ignore button is connected to a CIA hitlist.

That's how they get you, on the imageboards.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)

who are this said 6?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

Um,

but this is an art website. Art is what happens here. Art is welcome, and to the artists here, not boring at all.

This isn't a conspiracy theory, open-the-minds-of-the-sheeple website. Conspiracy-revealing is not what happens here; and the people here may find it rather pathetic and boring.

Perhaps you've got a bit lost?

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)

I think 'art' is being rather generous to many of us

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)

haha i was thinking that

my preferred method of drawing is to headbutt input devices until a cat appears on the monitor, i dunno about anyone else

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Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)

I headbutt a cat until input devices start appearing.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)

I'd take that concept to Dragons' Den, if I were you.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

Headbutting, interesting.

*takes notes*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)

The art of mocking suicide bombers!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)

haha

well yes, but at least b3ta 'art' is entertaining.
unlike this conspiracy stuff.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

If there's anything great about b3ta, it's that we're all open to occasional assfun

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)

am you ignoring me?

yes ignore people who disagree with your mind games?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

Please send £100 and i will ignore you.

Unless the cash is tainted with anthrax.

(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)

I count at least 9 people making ass-fun of you in this thread alone

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

I clicked your link, there was no clever hell freezing over joke.

In fact, are you just saying Europe is hell? I think your wires are crossed somewhere.

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zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)

According to Google Earth,

there are 4 places named hell in Europe. 2 in Switzerland, 1 in Norway and 1 in the Netherlands.

There's also one in Michigan which, for our American friends, is in America.

(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)

Please for the love of God just fuck off with your shitty theories.

Ffs.
Not even the art is worth this D:

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ClanSoul, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)

what is the theory in this picture

there's too much going on in this picture for me to see what it's actually a picture of

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Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)

I think it's 'Owls are drug addicts'

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)

Valid point.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)

The owls are not what they seem.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

I don't know but there's usually one but I don't care either way.

Someone's probably injecting owls with people blood or something but the people blood has too much barium or magnesium or somethingelseium and I don't give a fuck. *angers*

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ClanSoul, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)

calm down, man

your rage is a product of aspartame lodging itself in the ragecenter of your brain

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Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)

Suspicious blurry trails on trucks are the biggest threat to America

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zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)

NATO is putting saturation artifacts in American steel.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)

It's so they can mock our economy and then become king of the whitehouse after the great plaguebum genocide.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)

No Theories

Just a doodle.

Means nothing, unless you know what it means.

.

(Catnipppp, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)

Well it's hard to tell!

Every time you post, there's a link to view and I never view them because I'm here for the pictures - as are most people on this board I'm sure.

Sorry to jump to conclusions but y'know.. :/

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ClanSoul, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

spoilers: almost all of his pictures that i've seen so far have just had links to silly fun things on youtube

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Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)

I liked the one where Obama did a kickflip and then killed all the jews.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

do an indy nosebone

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Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)

15th June: Did a wicked indy nosebone.

Accidentally destroyed Palestine.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)

nosebone?

is it like this?
4gifs.com/gallery/d/82383-1/Slide_facestand.gif

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)

Never trust a doctor with a guitar

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zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)

Or a guitarist with a giant syringe full of bright green liquid, for that matter.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)

Obama makes skull clouds from the blood of patriots.

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zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)

Is that Baggie Bird, the West Bromwich Albion mascot?

If so - HOW DARE YOU!

(*EDIT* on second thoughts, if it was Baggie Bird, the stripes'd be navy blue. So it's probably a case of mistaken identity)

(*2nd EDIT* Aaaaaah, that'll be it. Sheffield Wednesday. Otherwise known as the Owls. Universally admired throughout the football world for slaughtering 96 Scousers in one go 20 years ago.)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)

Ossie Owl I think.

Sheff Weds

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)

america is not real

its a conspiracy

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)

I'm not real

b3ta is just a conspiracy

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)

you may not be real but your photographs are

woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)

"America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen,

but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success."

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)

that's a quote that is

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Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)

Don't you pretend your cats aren't part of the sinister deathforce too shada.

Or should I call you SHADAHAHAHADADA, JEWISH DEATH PRINCE?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

fffuuuuuck he's onto me

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Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)

points

(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)

hahah

that is awesome

*klic*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)

WOAH

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McBadger COW, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)

Not the owls man!

You can't blame the owls

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odfish Greetings Professor Falken, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)

I love how you stop posting this shit for a few days just to get people on your side then you come back with more conspiracy bullshit.

I have to ask though, why? Do you get secret Gazes of support from people? Because I just dont understand why you insist on coming here and preaching your doctrine of paranoia when all you get in response is hostility.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)

You're just one of the sheeple maaaan.

Fight teh power!!11one!!1!1

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)

no, all you see on the board is hostility

The gang of complainers and hoodlums that put it down have no clue the size of b3ta's reach, and ones who get the message don't dare post and be subjected to your blistering wit. So suffice to say, you weinies are only a fraction of the audience. I hear from plenty who love the art, so that is why i post, for them, not you babies. But I don't argue anymore, there is still time for you to learn to walk.
.

(Catnipppp, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)

So, we have a silent majority of utter shits

to whom you have a duty?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)

I hear from plenty who also despise your art.

But then I don't suppose you meant to forward your whole 'fanmail' inbox the other week when we were communicating.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

yea, what happened to you

no clue what a fan mail inbox is, but i have no secrets anyway, so whatever. Now you are going to criticize me? What a two face.

(Catnipppp, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

now i see what you mean, fan mail in-box

You fool, I send that out with the art every month, it is the love mail and the hate mail i receive, you can see that i enjoy the hate mail even more, always makes me laugh, and b3ta has some of the best. Sad thing, some here just want the endless pink cock squirting pics, then they are happy. Click ignore on me please, I am happy to go away.
.

(Catnipppp, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)

B3ta isn't a hatemail store

it's a public board. The difference is, only you have to read hate mail, whereas if you piss off people here we all have to trudge through it.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)

I've not been two faced.

I have asked you on numerous occasions not to preach your nonsense to me so you came right back with more nonsense. That ended our conversations.
I've asked you not to preach it on b3ta too because it's insulting to the community and not what this place is for but you continue to do that. There is no hope for you. You will remain oblivious to your detractors because you have poor mental health and I truly pity you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

I think it's safe to say

that the people who post are representative of the people who don't... otherwise the people who lurk would be, y'know, complaining. Or getting their POV across.

And if you're posting for "people who love the art", then why not *just* post the artwork and take the theories to another site where you can discuss them logically, rather than having to get into an argument with people who don't want to listen?

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)

This

I concur. Art is passable, RIS on the conspiracy stuff.

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)

Haha

"Weinies"

Are you the 1990s?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

I believe the majority of us do have a clue about the size of B3ta's reach

and it seems you do too and are using the reach to try and spread your nonsense.
Your responses on here are so full of twisted logic that it marks you as a fucking nutjob.
I am neither a hoodlum or a weinie (whatever the hell that is) but somebody who is sick to death of your insane witterings.
I truly hope a mod wakes up and realises that you are using the board to spread your nonsense and bans you.
In the meantime...
*click*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)

"video
True science is observation and comparing two knowns for an analysis. Did you forget to look up at the sky and observe chemtrails, or are you waiting for the TV to tell you about reality. How do explain a disappearing contrail in the same video shot as a chemtrail? I shot this yesterday, Contrails Disappear, Chemtrails Don't for hours.

Contrails disappear because they are simply frozen water vapor, Chemtrails do not because they are aluminum phosphate and barium salts, they linger and spread out into a milky haze whiting out the sky, all by design, learn the difference with this 30 second clip I shot here in Sweden www.youtube.com/watch?v=vETM8CnUZ1o
(Catnipppp, Thu 16 Apr, 22:56, ignore, delete, archive, reply) "

THANKS FOR THE MESSAGE, CATNIPS.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

Aw, I thought I was special

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)

You are, honey.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)

Hai Molech

: D

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--- ---, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)

oi - get back in your cage!

You cant come out til 11:30pm - 1am
Tits 'o clock - thems the rules.

And make us a lovely anim while youre in there!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)

*runs away*

I'll set the alarm! : D

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--- ---, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)

David Dees Illustrations

Took me fucking ages to work that out

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)

I don't think I agree with the message

But this picture looks awesome, and on a board about photoshopping I think that's all that matters

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Microwave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)

Unless you didn't actually make that picture

In which case go fuck yourself

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Microwave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)

how did you get all of america

into one truck?....also that driver looks underage:)

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)

They killed most of them off with Chemtrails

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)

Chemtrails!

www.b3ta.com/board/9383302

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:00, archived)

Obama is working for the banks right,

But he is also a communist. Also he was born in Kenya. Because there are no black men who were born in the US that the NWO could have used as their puppet to run for president.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

20 Celsius.

Very pleasant. Thought Hell would be much warmer this time of year.

(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

Zzzz

The FEMA camp nonsense got disproved a LONG time ago.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)

Haha

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)

i have a conspiracy theory that you are in fact an intelligent political commentator

ironicly mocking our obsessively paranoid social climate
whether or not this is true, you have excellent photoshop skills :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)

excellent?

It's no more than cut and paste with some use of default layer styles. he claims to be a graphic designer yet knows less about photoshop basics than a first year student.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)

it's the mindless absurdity of the pics that appeals to me,

not so much the technical skills

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)

Always fun to see one of your images.

Sometimes it's like join-the-dots: hmm, I guess:
→ FEMA camps are a reference to New Orleans floods,
→ global warming,
→ temperature also rising in Europe?

It's just a bit of fun, everyone! Sheesh!

But the reaction you get is just... amazing. I mean, I think you cry wolf a lot (but not always: sometimes what you're pointing out does indeed seem to be a wolf! Raaar!); and exaggerate (but hey, that's the nature of cartoons); and there seems to be a good deal lost in translation -- stuff you intend as funny but where many b3tans just don't get the joke, or don't even get that it is a joke. And you are happy to argue/insult right back, which keeps the arguments / insults going... [...by all of which I mean: pretty normal by b3ta standards, and nothing "Ignore" can't cure if someone feels strongly about it.]

But still, the vitriolic hostility ^^^^ up there... Why is that? Is there some subtle reason why your "hey-look-a-conspiracy!" ideas are taken as something personally insulting? That's my best guess. I look and marvel, but I can't really understand it. Always fun, like I say.

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Bee Nice |-|, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)

Because he thinks we're brainwashed,

and gazzed a bunch of us with a link to a video explaining how to identify chemtrails.
He has no scruples about trying to make sense, but wants us all to know that we're naive and unperceptive. He dislikes science and criticism, but is happy to call us unscientific and uncritical. Also he thinks he is a hero.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)

Hah, that's true, but isn't that funny? Or sad or ironic or poignant or something?

Why is it so intensely, and apparently personally, upsetting? Hmm: perhaps, when your patience gets exhausted, it's not funny any more, and is just massively frustrating, and the time for lightly shrugging off the condescending tone (if such there is) has passed. Fairy nuff.

It certainly is a lesson in how not to warn people of a genuine threat, if you want them to react sympathetically at least.

Do you remember how the Iraqi super-gun affair was reported? The coverage prematurely convinced me that it was a stupid made-up cry-wolf about nothing. Obviously! But then Panorama interviewed the British engineer who had supervised the prototype's successful test firing campaign...
And I was blasé about BSE.
And I was blasé about the (small, but beginning to be measured) possibility of paracetamol in pregnancy raising the risk of asthma.
And so it goes on.

[EDIT] Friends of mine recently saw their child change sleeping behaviour radically after routine immunisations. It's probably coincidence. But they don't want to risk it. Had I heard about the aluminium in vaccines, they asked me? So I looked, and sure enough: articles in proper peer-reviewed medical journals discussing Gulf War Illness/Syndrome, and the possible role of aluminium hydroxide adjuvant, just tumble out. Are these used in NHS vaccines? I think so, but the NHS pamphlet does not say -- more research required. Didn't Catnipppp bang on about Aluminium? I missed that post of his. I'm not saying OMG we'll all die, but it bears investigating, non?
Anyway, I'm wittering now :-)

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Bee Nice |-|, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)

The fact remains "so what?"

fuck off and tell it to people who care and don't use b3ta as a platform for preaching.

edit:/ and by the way. The project Babylon gun was never completed or built. let alone fired.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)

Right, a "Don't abuse b3ta for your personal profit" makes sense as a complaint.

Using b3ta as a campaign platform -- that would be in the same category as using it to spam adverts etc. An unwelcome intrusion.

(For what it's worth -- not much -- I thought that Catnipppp saw it more as humour/satire/opinion, rather than campaigning. In the same vein (approximately) as BBDO. But I haven't read all the threads. Let alone the gazzes. Perhaps it's not very BBDO-like after all. (Hope BBDO doesn't mind being the archetype here!))

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Bee Nice |-|, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)

project Babylon -- right: the full-size version wasn't built

and was way off being an actual threat.
But the project, though seeming a wildly implausible fiction, was absolutely solid fact. It sobered me up, that's all.
The same with BSE: I look back on bluffly eating away at tasty beef and mocking the prophets of doom, with shame. It turned out that they really did have a case, and I was the blustering ignoramus.

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Bee Nice |-|, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)

It is actually personally insulting, is the thing.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)

Ah, right. Fair enough then.

(I haven't, myself, attempted scientific debate with Catnipppp, which perhaps explains why I'm so sanguine about all this :-S
Or perhaps I o/d'd on sense-of-humour pills this morning... 8-D :-(

Edit: ^^^^ and thanks, _Felix & Pasanonic, for answering my crazy questions. I appreciate it!

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Bee Nice |-|, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)

I'm inclined to think that aluminium hydroxide is not used in routine childhood vaccines.

The wikipedia page says it's used in some vaccines, and mentions the Anthrax vaccine. It would be odd to pick that one out if it was also used in the vaccine against, say, measles. Anthrax is a likely thing to be vaccinated against in the gulf war, too.

It might be in the HPV vaccine, which is going to be given to all 16 year old girls in the UK this autumn. The possible side effect of being injected with aluminium is that it might be neurotoxic, if your kidneys don't just get rid of it, as seems likely. Getting rid of HPV is a Good Thing, though, and it presumably isn't very neurotoxic or we'd notice, and most 16 year old girls will imbibe neurotoxic substances recreationally every weekend anyway.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)

I need to look into this in a LOT more detail, but

as an appetiser:
1. There's some evidence that the aluminium hydroxide may remain as inclusions in the muscle where the injection was: see Gherardi's work on macrophagic myofasciitis. (Though I haven't checked: perhaps he's a nutjob).
2. It may not be directly neurotoxic. Though I don't believe adjuvants are thoroughly understood, clearly they change the way the immune system reacts to the antigen. If they keep on doing that, long after the injection of antigen, then all sorts of auto-immune damage could conceivably (speculate, waffle, hand-wave) result.
3. When did you last hear of what adjuvants are used, let alone safety trials? They just aren't discussed. They aren't mentioned in NHS pamphlets. "MMR" has been very widely used and observed, but what is MMR? Do all the manufacturers use exactly the same adjuvant types and amounts? What if the studies showing 'MMR is fairly safe' came from a country using only one of various different brands of MMR, and different manufacturers of MMR vaccines use a different adjuvant system?

All this is rather too nebulous: as I say, I need to look further. Perhaps there are safety studies and it's all fine, or is not used routinely by NHS any more (cf. thiomersal), etc.

But, once again, my scoffing thoughts about friends who are dead-set against vaccines now ring rather hollow in my ears. (But to be clear: I expect that MMR will probably still turn out safer than the alternative of risking deafness or death from measles).

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Bee Nice |-|, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)

don't move

(dec, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)

This needs more replies.

*replies*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)

Kooee

Any more?

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)

ha ha i just noticed the guy at the back

lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)

haha

awesome :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)

Bastard cut me up

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McBadger COW, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)

POW!

haha where is everyone?

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Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)

I'M RIGHT HERE

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ClanSoul, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)

ew gross get away from me

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Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)

:'[

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ClanSoul, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)

I'm arguing with FUCKING IDIOTS!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)

TELL ME MORE

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Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)

They seem to think hypnosis is some mystical mind power that can cure people of their allergy to bee stings.

They are fucking idiots.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)

so you mean i'm NOT immune to beestings now?!

hhhHEUHHH MEDIC

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Shada, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)

HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE EVIDENCE MAN? HOW?

SCIENCE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO BELIEVE!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)

What about evil hypnosis, could an evil hypnotist cause anaphylactic shock?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)

An evil hypnotist could cause you to believe you were incredibly stressed and either start a panic attack

or try to persuade any stress/blood pressure related disorders you have.

Not anaphylaxis though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)

What if they hypnotised you and gave you peanuts?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)

I bet an evil hypnotist could give you travel sickness

and make you smoke too much. Evil hypnotism is much more effective than the other kind.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

*looks*

Oh, here I am!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)

all quiet on the b3ta front

well, not so much NOW :$

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McBadger COW, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

Excellent!

It looks easier than tripping up a bus
Mind if I pop this here?

*gets spang-proof helmet*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)

Spang indeed!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)

god that looks grim

*spang*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)

haha oof!!

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McBadger COW, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

oh christ

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

haha :D

your stuff is awesome

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)

TOAC

who?

(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)

Sponge base I hope!?

Nicely :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)

why would you need a rubberised police radio?

filthy pervs the lot of 'em

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)

Epic Timing

Nice one.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)

Ta :)

Had to wait all day to get home before I could do this.

/EDIT Shame everyone else has gone for tea or something :(

(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)

Bravo!

played for and got

(InspectorGordon and The Sensational Badness, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)

Nice work

And good that Blair Peach isn't forgotten.

Sadly I actually know where that cake was made - The Cake Shop in the Covered Market, Oxford - some of their cakes are works of art.

(Capo, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 7:45, archived)

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