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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

O hai predictoboy ;)

why is it always matinee twice daily in your pictures? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

sexy bird next time then :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

Lovely and woo!

Again :D
EDIT: That one really is so fucking cool

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Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

That reminds me, when is that series starting again?

*wanders off to find out*

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

June sometime.

I think.

July. Wups.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

what series?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eureka_(TV_series)

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

is it a spin-off from

www.imdb.com/title/tt0089886/

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

nah

sort of similar ideas, but its a different show.

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

Nice one, Mictobloke.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

Oooh

thats rather a bit ace =)

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

I've had her

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Tip top sire :D

Also, Booker T win!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

oh yes indeed

new stuff or the classics?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

He just played Green Onions

on Jools Holland :D Can't wait for Friday's show for an extended set :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

i love green onions

reminds me of john lee hooker

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

boom boom boom

saw him live once

he never got out his chair. but was brilliant

and once went to buddy guys bar and he bought me a drink. now that was a result...

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boff FL OZ, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

now that there is a result

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

I saw The Blues Brothers Band with Eddie Floyd a couple of years back

and spoke with Steve Cropper, Blue Lou and Eddie Floyd. How does that fare?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

blue lou?

jammy sod!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

Aye,

I was chatting to him whilst cueing for the pisser. Top fella :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

the best i've ever done

is to insult ian wright

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

ah piss

what time friday?
i'll set an alarm or something

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

Not sure,

normally around 11:30 on BBC2.

Also, The Manics are on it, and they are just playing a song from their new album. It is called Me and Stephen Hawking :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

vocoder much?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

Pfft!

Sadly not :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

oooh, lovely

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

I like this very much

Do you do requests?
www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/196248298/
;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

that's a rather fucked paint-job!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

Well it's very close to the caribbean sea innit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

i want that car outside to be a delorean

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

i would really REALLY love to own a delorean

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

me too

as an '80's girl, i want a lamborghini diablo as well.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

nah

detomaso pantera all the way

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

good choice!

what about a murcielago?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

no thanks, i've eaten

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

pfff

my folks went to blackpool t'other day, won me an audi a6 keyring in the arcades

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

They were just rubbish Lotus Esprits with breaky doors.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

meh

they were stainless steel wedges of joy

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

they were win machines

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

Don't fucking go above 88mph though!

You may end up nearly shagging your ma!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

i'm not into rug munching

especially not grey axminster :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

*boke*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

elderly flange is off the menu

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

Brill as ever!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

something looks wonky about this one

but they're all good

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

the kerb is sloped at the side and the photo is slightly dutched

but because i didn't put the kerb shadows in, it makes it look worse

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

yep that'll be the bit

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

Marvelous

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

Once again, completely gorgeous, sir!

The pic is not bad either...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

hahah

oh you....

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

That's really well done.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

meh...

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/car2b.jpg
clicky for biggy

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

Front end of a Fiat Multipla

and the back end of a Renault Megane...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

That is hideous.

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

Aye, that was the plan...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

I'm Dave and so's my wife

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

nice

and what could have been... if only.

www.cwwcardesign.com/cars/pics/rover75cabrio2.jpg

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

I don't know what to make of that.

I hate Rover with a passion after a couple of bad experiences. My dad had a 75. It may have made a nice chop top, but glsadly we'll never know.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

I have a 75

an 04 connoisseur se and I love it - have it a while now and it has been nothing but reliable (despite only being a 1.8) and its my 3rd one. :-) Before that a jag xj6 and a series of SD1 V8s

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

subtle tag

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

cue

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

YES. YES. FUCKING YES!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

I want mine in red not yellow

and loads cup holders

where does my dog sit though?

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boff FL OZ, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

in the land rover

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

my dog isnt called rover

and she controls the music so has to be in the front

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boff FL OZ, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

well

in the front then, duh.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

Haha

That is proper nasty. Give it a body kit.

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

Dave?

Woo!

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

^^ this

what ever happened to him?

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

I think he got a life

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

or changed his user name to bou or something

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

fuck! that's lovely!

/easily pleased by shiny things and cars and shiny cars

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

have a looky here then

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/cyber_small2jpg.jpg

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

awesome fucking win!

he is made of the ship from flight of the navigator!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

Wow

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Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

Cool reflection

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Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

0_0

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

oops i arted

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

She is unhappy wih her choice of titwear.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

She may have wrinkly tits

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

Let's face it girlfriend,

at our age, who hasn't? I've got tits like spaniel's ears now ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

Mine are still firm and perky ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

pics or .... well, pics please

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

Let me think about this...

No.

You'll have to use your imagination.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

damn it woman.

That's the second monocle I've lost today.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

You'll have to get the new fangled Bungeecle

it's a monocle on a bungee cord so bounces right back into place after each sensibility shock. hehe ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

*catches the bus in the morning*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

I get this every morning

and then I just think 'Sod it, I will just let them hang out today'

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

she is doing a nice long fart

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

taaaakeee onnnn meeeeee

take on me

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

mindpiss

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

aahahaha

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

no, a-ha

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

couldn't resist ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

top pedantry madam!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

thanks :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

It is nice art

do you take those tablets you can get in Japan for making your arts smell like roses?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

i make arts on a tablet whilst drinking rosé*

*eating curry

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

Leaflets

(resistanceisfutile, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

boikes

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

O_O

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

Fuck, I'm gonna have to adblock this.

It's making me boke *blergh*

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

Hahaha

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

cannot unsee

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

free food

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

Nasal Eggs. How do you eat yours?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

only if it goes down the back of my throat

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

Yum.

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

It's Tuesday isn't it

something tells me it's Tuesday - a calendar I think.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

Ha ha!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

hehhhehhehheh

PART OF YOUR COMPLETE BREAKFAST

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

2 bandwagons for the price of one

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

HAHAH WHAT AN EPIC JOEK!!!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

oh man i love trains

edit: thank you all :D

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spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

Scrollyscrollyscrolly.

Chuggachuggachugga.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

Sense

at last =)

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

fab

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

WONDERFUL

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

marvellous stuff.

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

Nice!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

CHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFFCHOFF

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

That was just passing through my brain

amazing

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

wooowooo! :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

Hahahaha!

That as well, you here on the 30th matey?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

Aye, I'll be there hopefully :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

Excellent!

You had rabbies or something last year off the top off my head

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

Appendicitus

Which is almost the same in all but name

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

glorious sheep dispensers

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Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

Science!

Woo to this and to your sig.

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

That is lovely

and it will piss off sKUG

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

DOUBLE POINTS!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

HI SCORE

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Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

That is the easiest way of pissing of skug, just make a post the means his has to scroll sideways :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

*kicks you in the groin*

words are not enough

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

gleeeee :D

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

chesty cough!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

pop pop!

good stuff

have this not worth its own treead

Click for bigger (62 kb)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

Ooooh

procedural bonsai.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

nice work on the contextfree there!

i really ought to send them my python cf editor some time, but i keep adding features so it never works

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spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

ooh

what features does it do when it works?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

so far i've tried to lay off features

as that is one of the things that annoys me about cfdg-fe, it's obtuse. my one has code highlighting, error navigation (you click on a compile error and it jumps to that point in the code, visual studio-style), and dockable windows

i can send you a link when it's next stable, if you like. there's an early version here

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spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

I am on windows, so I don't know if I have the same editor.
I will have a look when I install Pyton, cheers!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

the windows editor is really quite nice

i wouldn't worry about mine unless you want a bit of a headache, tbh :)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

heheh ok.

What I'd really like is extensions to the language so you can switch between object and world relative values, so you can branch objects off which alway point down the screen, say. but that might be missing the point of it.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

tendril tree is danger

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Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

COPYING MOFAHA

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

heheh

I thanked him for making me aware of it

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

have you seen his cf octopus?*

the man's a legend with it

*i'm sure this means something rude, but what?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

lovely.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

That train appears to be making chemtrails!

Compo it!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

well, it's never going to get on the frontpage i guess...

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spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

it is our holiday!

holiday win.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

I am

making 'Ivor The Engine' noises now.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

o! i was just about to email you

i've been thinking outside the box, you know

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spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

fp it

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

^ this

Somehow!

(Cloudane, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

oh man this wins the internet

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:17, archived)

Cracking work

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

2 'nings in one day =)

cfb

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

cor blimey thats lovley chap

have a click

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

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Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

v nice

good to you

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 5 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Lovely stuff!

:-D

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

very woo-able

great style

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

you've just put that damn theme tune in my head!!

de. de. de., der de der de de de de de de.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

this

.................

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

that music makes absolutely no sense

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

oooo

that's vere nice yes

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spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

This is absolutely lovely

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

yay!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

Sietch Tabr

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

not read

them words in years =)

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

We've all seen it happen

This isn't going to be worth it...

(thePontificator, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

I can't see shit Mr han man

(Frogb3at, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

^this

..but thought I would wait in case it was fixed and ended up being a great pic.

edit: :D

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 5 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

yes, sadly all too often

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

Emokids can't hold their drink.

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

WHAT A WASTE OF A PERFECTLY GOOD PINT OF WARM PISS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

What? Redexes? Yep!

Also, I wish to enter my text-based entry to the challenge:

geocities.com/tdk199/potassium.html

But not in a new thread, of course...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

geocities?

how is this possible. Geo has been scrapped!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

old school hasn't

my website is still about somewhere... (lost it now but its there somewhere)
edit : okay maybe not...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

Signed up for it about a month ago.

My very old version 1 site is still out there in the ether as well.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

I thought that they had killed it already

but not quite.

www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/24/geocities_bye/

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

Well, damn.

They never told me that when I signed up for it...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

use the b3tahosting and edit this post

"Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /the_happy_place/pic/00003f6w on this server."

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

i'm a bisickle fin

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Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

why d'you need a fan on a bicycle?

can't you just open the window?

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

arsearsearsearsearsearsearsearsearsearsearsearse
candlecandlecandlecandlecandlecandlecandlecandlecandle

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 5 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

Leave Stan alone!

Oh.

*runs like fuck*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

That looks like a guy I went to school with

apart from I don't remember his face jumping about as much as that...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

it's him!

I just exxageragated the facial tremor in feurtopshop

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 5 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

I wonder if he's on facebook...

last time i saw him he was working in a chip shop

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

what..

as SALT!

:-/

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 5 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

as burgers

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

kedgiree

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 5 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

Steve Coogan's really let himself go

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 5 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

haha

indeed.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 5 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

hahaha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

Ok leave it now :(

(Frogb3at, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

I've got pig flu

Or a cold. But probably pig flu.

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zoldergoose, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

I'm sick, too

*high five*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

*high five*

*sneezes all over you*

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zoldergoose, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

I was desperately hoping they'd close the airports.

I have to fly back tomorrow...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

Hahahahahahahahah

Poor Stan, he'll need lots of hugs at the end of the month

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

Ok ok ok...

Lesbians don't like cock, or even men!
They like tongues, women's tongues..
So why the fuck would a lesbian like a cock-shaped piece of plastic shoved up their cunt???
This is the only thing bugging me about these pics.
KTHNXBYE

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

what?

You've not romped full of E with a couple of lesbians have you?
Lesbians love a sex toy the same as anyone else. All my lesbian friends would quickly tell you they also love cock. They are just not keen on what's attached to it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

Yes we know you've done everything in the whole world there has ever been to do.

You must have a lot of t-shirts!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

I do

and pants.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

I threw most of them away.

Don't be getting pissy with me because you don't like the reaction on b3ta to a situation all of your own making.
If you don't like the outcome then have the foresight to shut the fuck up. If you don't like what I have to say then tell me to my face at Ghosties.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

stop throwing your weight about

and enjoy the cake

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

form a fucking queue you mongtards ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

a queue for cake?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

SAY IT TO MY FACE LIKE A MAN

UNLESS YOU AINT MAN ENOUGH

HOOARGGH *FLEX*

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Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

To your face??

I'll have to kneel down!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

hahahahaha

sorry.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

I'm not as small as some people seem to think.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

Dear Mstandot

please punch him in the cunt for me while you're at it

lots of love

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

Not all but a lot of them do

I've known many in my time and to say they all do or don't like things up 'em is too sweeping a statement.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

sweeping eh?

something like saying "lesbians don't like cock"? What are lesbians anyway. They are women and as such they enjoy what women enjoy on the whole. How and in what fashion they get sexual gratification will differ between individuals, the same as any human with a choice.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

That's what I was saying

and not only to you.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

Is that enough pillow talk now?

I don't have the patience I did in my youth ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

Hahaha em...

I have just be going along with yesterday's stuff!
Well done though for knowing whats what in the world of the lesbain people :D
*clap*
Oh sorry no pun intended!

(Frogb3at, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

I'm guessing its something to do with thousands of years of evolution

and the way a mimsy is designed to accomodate a winky and make both parties feel nice and tingly - i.e. a rubber willy hits all the right spots

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

Its like throwing darts?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

yes, just like playing darts

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

*takes notes*

*throw darts at women*
good advice :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

your turn now

edit : removed because i'm not that much of an arse

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

Let's not go down that path, eh?

Oh, and would.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

its that "arm band" isn't it?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

I think it's the "one arm longer than the other" which is gmtrh

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

maybe its a fake arm held together with that gayband holding the fake arm on?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

I've had over 100 done

And kept them all :D
Hahahaha you think thats me? Bless!
Pfft
Fool

(Frogb3at, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

I don't care

nor do you
*ties your shoe laces together*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

Shit come back

Only playing ;D

but it was though

(Frogb3at, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

Seriously

I don't care :)
I'm quite ignorant also

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

Haha

(Frogb3at, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

corn

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

sweet

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

POO

Stand up and be counted
Edit: they look like a number 1 and number 6 on the Bristol Stool Chart

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

(something about ferrets)

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Shlvng, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

needs more wank

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Why, oh why do you know about the Bristol Stool Chart?!

I know as my lady is a nurse. Disappointing outfit though. :(

Whilst you're here, your work is particularly good. :)

(Vega31, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

Thanks fella

I did bits of medical stuff at college

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

Shampoo?

DEMAND THE REAL THING!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

Ko<backwards>R</backwards>n

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

gjr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbyAP0D4Qh0

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

thx soulman,i feel like a twat because i have noticed it looks like one of microwaves.

also earlier on,i unintentionally did a vagabond style pic,fuck it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

Haha no don't worry I like microwave's stuff

and Vagabond's

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

yeah but if they saw mine they might think i was trying to rip it off or something.

ahhh fuck it,i think they know im not a tool and i like them guys anyway so poop to it all

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

poops

two poops

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Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

We are being absolutely hammered by Man U :(

Also, I'm fed up with madasafish as a broadband provider, are Virgin and their current advertising campaign all they make it out to be?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

haha

eat my Manc gloating with lots of humble pie, gooner!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

Squarely beaten mate

good luck in the final

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

Fletcherlols!

Poor bastard, was actually an ace challenge.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

right out of order.

Good challenge. I happen to dislike Fletcher a lot and don't want to see him in the final but he'll get that card overturned on appeal. Ref is missing a lot now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

Can't be appealed.

UEFA only have red card appeal for mistaken identity.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

Don't know what you're all moaning about............

..........I'm a Luton fan!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

are you a lutonian?

if so woo :)

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Live in Wiltshire now but yep!

Old Bedford Road Massif!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

hockwell ringer here

but was stolen away to kensworth too soon :(

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

What was the name of the pub in Hockwell Ring?

I got barred from it - which was quite an achievement

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

it's been such a long time

i can't remember, but i heardit was closed after it;s 15th raid or something sill like that.

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

wasn't me guv

I remember a mate of mine did DJ ing and the place got raided. They found nothing. As they left my mate announced over the PA "Unlucky lads; right place; wrong night"..

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

do you remeber back in the day

the whoopee man?

used to cycle about screaming "whoopee" at everyone

that pub was famous for get it all here within 10 mins. i remember being in there shortly before it closed a bloke wanted a parrot, an hour later a smackhead walks in with requested parrot. we were all in awe of where he got it. and to this day noboody knows.

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

hahaha

don't remember that one

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

t'was a strange place

but fluffier than marsh farm, (seeing someone shot in the head was a sight i want to forget)

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

Not quite as bad as you,

but I am a Charlton fan :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

hehehe

says the gloating Cambridge fan, we know how to overturn 1st leg deficits, off to Wembley again, wheee!

Suck it up Westley you arrogant smug arsehole!!

(Halfy By light alone, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

well owned up

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

It was a straight red

so it must be able to be appealed?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

Nope.

They purely accept appeals based on mistaken identity so he is fooked. Stupid system but hey, that's Michel Platini for you :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

I hate that French cunt.

But seriously, I don't think that Fletcher is Utd material so I'll be happy to see him replaced. Whatever happened to that German/Canadian cunt that's cost us about £40 million a minute? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

he has

knees that even Paul Mcgrath would look at and shake his head in symapthy

(Halfy By light alone, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

Extremely harsh

he must be gutted

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Did you see Beckham celebrating that 3rd goal?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

Virgin - all controlling overlords of the internet.

stopvirgin.movielol.org/

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

old news is old and innacurate.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

I'm going to write a letter.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

Can't argue with fiber optic cables. Try it, you just can't.

YouTube Video Responses to our video are automatically featured here:
Fatal error: Uncaught exception 'Zend_Http_Client_Adapter_Exception' with message 'Unable to Connect to tcp://gdata.youtube.com:80. Error #0: php_network_getaddresses: getaddrinfo failed: Temporary failure in name resolution' in /home/.marthena/reese_015/stopvirgin.movielol.org/Zend/Http/Client/Adapter/Socket.php:144 Stack trace: #0 /home/.marthena/reese_015/stopvirgin.movielol.org/Zend/Http/Client.php(777): Zend_Http_Client_Adapter_Socket-connect('gdata.youtube.c...', 80, false) #1 /home/.marthena/reese_015/stopvirgin.movielol.org/Zend/Gdata/App.php(283): Zend_Http_Client-request('GET') #2 /home/.marthena/reese_015/stopvirgin.movielol.org/Zend/Gdata/App.php(132): Zend_Gdata_App::import('http://gdata.yo...', Object(Zend_Http_Client), 'Zend_Gdata_YouT...') #3 /home/.marthena/reese_015/stopvirgin.movielol.org/Zend/Gdata.php(110): Zend_Gdata_App-getFeed('http://gdata.yo...', 'Zend_Gdata_YouT...') #4 /home/.marthena/reese_015/stopvirgin.movielol.org/Zend/Gdata/YouTube.php(200): Zend_Gdata-getFeed('http://gdata.yo...', 'Ze in /home/.marthena/reese_015/stopvirgin.movielol.org/Zend/Http/Client/Adapter/Socket.php on line 144
...I think that's a very astute point.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

hahahahahah!

as for Virgin - I've had a lot of problems with them... Service cutting out, speed WAY lower than it should be...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

Cool

I'm having problems with connection because i've exceeded my monthly usage yet again; I have repeatedly told them i'm happy to pay for any excess. I just spent two grand on another camera earlier tonight, it's not as if i'm skint for christ sake

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

I was on the 10 meg, and it wasn't THAT bad to be fair, I upgraded to the 20, and it's been crap...

customer service is shocking, however.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

Customer service in my experience makes something or breaks it, nothing worse than not feeling your money is valued

thanks for that bit of info

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

you won't get better service anywhere else.

I have it on authority that BT's is much, much worse.
If you must stay on ADSL then Aquiss is the provider of choice.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

virgin are shit

old cable setups
oversubscribed MUX (mini exchanges/green cabinets on street)
some areas which can only get tv through the old 0's style rediffusion networks (milton keynes for example)
areas which can only get analouge tv,
oh and the worst "fiber optial service" ever. i have a virgin box and i see no fiber optics.
oh, and they havent taken payment from me for 8 months, allthough they say there getting paid monthly. (i dont remember £90 coming from my bank account a few days back)

can you tell i dont like them,

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

Yes, but they have all the cable, don't they?

I mean there isn't any other UK cable internet provider. Unless I'm hopelessly out of date. Which I am, I'm still on dialup.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

errm

smallworld media still operate in the uk and ireland.
and there is still rediffusion in hull, and houghton regis which i'm informed both work if your still connected at roof level.

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

and BT own the following parts of the virgin network

Westminster
stevanage
milton keynes (gifford park and surrounding area)

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

It's

fibre to the cabinet Einstein. The same fibre to the cabinet that BT are proposing to upgrade the ADSL network to, in the next 15 years.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

i know,

but the way the adverts bleat on about it i know of a lot of people still awaiting there "fiber" to be installed, where undertrained engineers come out with excuses like
"you only get fiber after 6 months, so vigin can make sure your good for your money"

i've seen it loads before working on cablehell.co.uk

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

To be fair,

in networked areas ( I'm a builder and property developer ) most new builds are getting fibre to the house.

Edit:// I only just saw the fibre bit. What do you mea? You have FTC in all areas now and there are no plans to take existing fibre to any homes because it can already, easily support 100MB which is the final target for all customers.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

the problem is

virgin cannot afford to upgrade any more, there still over coming there NTL bankruptcy protection in the states, but SOME engineers do seem to make it out there soon to terminate cable in the home,
But considering most of their cabs in dunstable area are coax to Coax up to the UBR where they go back to virgin via fiber.

but at least cabletel used good grade cable round here.

i have been in talks with an VM employee who leaks annoymously, and there may be trials for FTTH when they can be sure the upgrade will be cost effective.

whereas i think if they upgradr from eurodocsis3 to docsis2 (us spec) they will be able to spit 100mb outwith less overheads.

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

And there also appears to have been a bomb scare too

(or else the nice policemen just decided to give the sniffer dogs a brisk run round the stands...;)
And in other news I have realised I have an Ike realted post I have not whored out in pearoast fashion for the compo....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

they were probably confused seeing a large number of the general population in one place and not having them being attacked by police

edit: ahhh, frank bough

career was going so well until that fateful trip to thailand :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

Go Man U!

:D

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

arsenal are as good as your drawing skills a?

(KillaKitkat, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

gotta love the cowardly sock puppet account

...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

hahaha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

The fuck?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

my anecdotal evidence from virgin customers is that they are not a good bet

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

we? I didn't know you played for Arsenal

and you can post while you're playing? you're amazing!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

hahah

yeah, it also annoys me when people say 'WE won' and 'we just scored' and the like. What, so its your football team? You play for them?? Pshhh - FOOTBALOL

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

Arf

I giggle inwardly when I hear the "we" thing too.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

"up the arse"

is a bad call for fans

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

I've been with

NTL since inception ( Virginmedia are NTL, they have nothing to do with the Virgin group of companies, NTL just licensed the use of the brand when they aqcuired Virgin Mobile )

It depends upon who your network was previously managed by as to the level of service you can expect but I thoroughly recommend them. Their lowest tier on cable is now 10MB for the price that many are still charging on ADSL for up to 8MB ( but usually 3-6mb depending upon disance )
NTL's customer support is poor since they moved it to India but then who's is any better?

No point subscribing to a network ( ADSL copper ) that is already maxxed out when you can have 10-50MB cable with a promise to offer 100MB within 2 years.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

manchester united are literally punching me in the face right now

they are destroying my furniture too send help

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Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

At the end of the day

You love it you slaaaag!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

I thought hammers was something about ham?

I forget all this rubbish kicking a pigskin about m'larky

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

soccerlolz!

/spurs fan having a great night blog

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

I spotted that Joe ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

Arf!

Compo it :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

I'm charged an exra fiver per month

because I pay at the local paypoint rather than direct debit.I won't pay by DD because I've heard too many stories about Virgin fucking about with customers bank accounts.
If you have a problem,you are charged for your phonecall to sort it out.If it proves to be their fault,they take the phonecall off your bill.I only have a mobile phone so fuck listening to greensleeves for half an hour and paying through the nose to be told to turn the modem off and on again.I save up all their glossy advertising bullshit they insist on sending me (despite me telling them to stop),until I have a weighty bundle,and send it back to them without a stamp.Ping speeds are all over the place.My personal webspace has been fucked up so many times I've given up maintaining it.My ntlworld email account regularly deleted my inbox,so I don't use that either.I fucking hate them,but its cable.

(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

I'd rather have

NTL fuck up my bill every few months so I can complain and get a shitload of stuff free than pay £5 a month.
I currently get free evening and weekend calls, all my TV ( sports, no movies in the package but I have a eurovox anyway ) and 20Mb uncapped broadband for £24 a month.

edit:// as for webspace? Nobody relies on 50mb of server space for anything at all.

I pay for a dedicated 100mbit pipe, 750mb storage server for my traffic needs because there are some things I don't expect my ISP to provide.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

after reading cockweasles reply..

I think I'll invest in some phone credit and see if I can nag some kind of deal out of them.
I'm borassic..If they fuck my bill up,it will probably mean I go into the red and pay penalty charges..with cash I haven't got.

(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

That's even better.

Because you can demand even more out of them if their fuck ups cause you financial costs.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

Guess I'll stick around with the cunts I know for a while then

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

Aquiss man, Aquiss.

Because of my involvement with the anti Phorm campaign I've been party to many conversations with people needing to leave BT but not having the cable choice and Aquiss are head and shoulders the proven choice to switch to. No caps, good prices and a promise to never use DPI to serve you ads and content based upon your browsing habits.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

Not a bad call

*investigates further*

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

Fucking cunts!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

Whats this crap from and why you keep posting it?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

It's from Phoenix Wright.

I post it in threadwastes, trolls, flounces because I can.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

Whats that about then?

...u just cut em out?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

No there's a page where there's a load of the sprites hosted.

A load of them are quite patronising out of context so I rehosted them on my site :D

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

so you didn't even shop them?

at all?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

SkUG did you shop the words you just used

(

Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

STAN DIDN'T AND HIS ARE IN A NEW THREAD OMG

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

what is this, REAL WORDS TUESDAY? fuck off

(

Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

i know right its unbelievable thats what it is

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

Fuck Him Up Soulman

I got your back.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 5 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

*strike through gag*

ha ha ha

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

I assume you're referring to

"Fuck Him Up Soulman"
As he's talking about fucking YOU up, the gag would be that you want me to fuck you.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

actually no

it was "got your ~~back~~ ass" then I realised I could have just added "side"
oh well :p

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

Hehe

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

Yes i did

look at the pixels!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

TOAMB

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

Stan didn't even post a fucking picture! Get off my case you moron :D

As I said I only post them in threadwastes, trolls, flounces, I wouldn't reply to a decent thread with them.

And I've shopped a few.

and

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

KISS MY ASSHAT BUMFACE

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

way to go ttssattskug

(

Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

I read that as ttssattsbag

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

way to read, shit for eyes

(

Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

:'(

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

pfft

Click for bigger (64 kb)

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

Hahahaha.

Shada we don't need you anymore, we've got the cat bases covered from now on hahaha.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

Not so.

I need a genuine Shada fix regularly.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

this ^

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

why the balls is that a .jpg?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

its from a time before .gif

okay i pressed the wrong button

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

Haha

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

I LOVE ARTIFACTS

(

Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

SkUG YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

WAT WHY

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

No reason

I just wanted to post a pic of a broken lamp post. Took the pic a few days ago.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

Haha ok fair enough

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

Looks like somebody bumped into it

(

Hellzapoppin, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

with a zamboni

from orbit

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

you can probably get them from a ringtones site

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

I don't think i've ever paid for a ringtone

...silent is my current ring tone, and has been for about *thinks* gee 8 years now
and vibrate is off

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

ok, then I won't call you

i never understood people spending money for ringtones

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

you can recieve calls?

...oh wait this is a piece of wood with numbers drawn on... where has my phone gone?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

I don't know

but I wouldn't stop paying the bills.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

Making a trunk call?

LOL!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

like regular chickens

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

Haha

Be flattered I guess, you do have an awesome beard :-D

(

Hellzapoppin, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

I am awesome, but no one has me. 'sept my new Fience. She is lully

(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

micto's had you.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

nah

doubt it. Would have noticed the 'quivalent of a babys sneeze.

(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

HAHA mind out! micto's about!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

Awww, beauty and the beard

(

Hellzapoppin, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

ta muchsome.

(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

where's your pic, then?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

Invisbile image is invisible

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

They are taking up half the board ;)

(

Hellzapoppin, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

ALL OVER THE FUCKING BOARD!!!!!!!!!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

Clam down

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

pffft

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

cheer up.

Man Utd are making Arsenal look like fools. Again.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

Fucking cunts!!

Fucking cunts!!

(

Mstandot calmer, Tue 5 May, 80:085, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply)

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

Well done, but needs more horse links

8/10

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

You wish

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

Does not tie in with your signature

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

I CHANGED MY SIG BEFORE LOOKING AT THE BOARD!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

WOAAAH AAAAGHHH AAWOOAAAAH FFUUUHH WOOAAAAH.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

clamier?

*imagines the clams*

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

Crabbier. SEA JOEK.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

truefacts TM!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

I'm not sure if this is a windup or not

I am falling on the side of windup until I have further evidence.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

where!?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

Don't tell us things like that and don't have a pic of yourself in your profile

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

Right, off to ASDA to buy some spoony death for them all!

RIS?

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

hahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

SPOON!

The most non-threatening weapon ever

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

the irony!

sounds like a fun site to troll.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

PUDDDDDDING!

(thats his war cry)

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

Puuuuding?

Is that you Brian?

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

I don't care what the scary little bugger has in his hand I'd still run a mile if he planned on using it on me.

They are a fucking mad fearless bunch of men that lot.
Never accept a drinking contest nor a fight, you will loose badly.
But really nice blokes at the same time.
They should all be allowed to stay in this country indefinately, the governments frankly inachievable check list is quite, quite stupid.

www.gwt.org.uk/

//end rant

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

Hell yeah

They've served Britain damned well over the decades. So what does the government do? Treat them like crap and let everyone else in...

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

I have them to thank for my existence

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

isnt't that what got you in trouble in the first place?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

Pardon?

whats goin on here then

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

Vagina pole vault?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

It's a mouse, man.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

Pffft!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

Fair comment.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

Hahaha

Well that's fair enough I guess :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

Nah

Peurile? Yes.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

Yeah, fair enough eh

You are on b3ta. You have just made a new post.
There are board nazis approaching from the east and the south.

You see an Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! and a Reply button.

What would you like to do?

>_

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

> Cunt in fuck

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

Fuck is cunted, nazis are still approaching, now with unbuttoned nazi pants

What would you like to do?

>_

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

>_<

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

NAZIPANCE!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

I would like to eat cake

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

wank hobbit

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

hahaha

Kill Gandalf

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

>jump fence

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

>/talk

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

> Get back wasted years

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

Sorry, it's only for a game

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

low fucking poly

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

there there dear

sit down, have a nice cup of tea

I might make bacon sandwiches later

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

I am about to make scrambled eggs and beans on toats

We should get together and feed the masses. We could be in for a long haul.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

ah fuck them

let's just make an epic sandwich of beans, bcoans, geggs and toats and nom it all up!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

great post

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

/talk board wanker

Have i made you calmer? :D

(Frogb3at, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

what's happening?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

The last hour of post

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

All the rules are out the fucking window, man.

It's mayhem. I shit.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

This appears directly above one of the offending posts

(Except this reply is in the way now).

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

why are there pictures of Stan holding a dildo

what did I miss?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

/board has been rather unfluff

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

Yeah

Come on guys, leave the guy alone. Seriously, it was funny yesterday.

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

^this

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

YEAH

Come on lets not take the piss out of anyone anymore and we can turn this board into /talk2
So anyone got a funny story? Not about anyone real though!

(Frogb3at, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

I just bought new shoes lol

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

I just old shoes :(

(

Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

lmao

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

hahahaa

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

That would be like me posting a huge picture of me naked

and then complaining when people made horrible photoshops of it.

If you don't want your life ripped apart on b3ta then don't tell people about it. It's not farcebook or emospace

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

-__-

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

hahahaha That is fantastic!~

*steals*

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

what have i missed? :(

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

What's going on here?

someone guessed yr password or summat? Or has someone or everyone been a peeeenaaarse?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

Whats all this then, Stan?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

someone at work wanted me to draw them

(KillaKitkat, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

*ostentatious yawn*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

Ha!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

I bet you two are going to get it on at Ghosties

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

Yes, of course we are.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

just don't let his wife know about it

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

You are a lesbinum

AICMFP!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

Hello comedy account.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

what is it?

official cunt week?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

week?

my memo said 'year'!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

true

has been going to the dogs

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

What oh' chap

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

brand new, by the way

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

good good

pip pip and all that.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

ho hum.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

Up the bum

It really makes you cum

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

i shall take your word for it ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

(

Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

Cock fluff??

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

Or tut :D

(

Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

"And black Hitler scores, it's an own goal!"

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

*canned laughter*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

Haha

this made me giggle for some reason.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

I hope you canned it

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

make that *Children's canned laughter*

that is worse

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

Haha, duly noted

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

Is this still going???

Cunts!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

I think it's not nice to shop a fellow b3tan without his/her permission

Especially if they're not around at the time.
Therefore, I refrain from doing so.

But I can also understand why people do this. This is b3ta after all. Don't get wound up too much. And don't share these stories if you don't want to become a bandwagon. And don't put your pics in your profile if you don't want people to shop them. Not everyone sticks to the (partly unwritten) rules.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

well said

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

the trolls are out tonight

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

wtf...

...etc...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

I'll meet you on the roof, I'll be holding a turquoise lobster

I'll be sur-Reel.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

www.mictoboy.co.uk!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

hurrah!

every time i see a pic by you in my 'friends' list
i am sad i didn't get to say 'CHEDGE'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

Don't be sad dear friend, I always say CHEDGE! when I post, in your honour.

EDIT: Your pic's lovely, by the way....

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

haha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

I'm off. Just delurked to say hallo....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

have fun!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

these continue to delight

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

good good good

actually fucking fantastic

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

I'm telling you... get a gallery set up at a local bank or something

people do it all the time over here

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

They have televisions here to distract people who've been queuing for ages

You have posh banks!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

i do that telephone banking thing

so i don't even get telly

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

or better yet, a local pub

nice sunday afternoon, beer garden...ahhhh, I can picture it now

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

maybe these night time ones'd suit a jazz basement

sign me up!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

a jizz what now?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

At the risk of sounding "pound-notish" like Pasanonic

*ducks*
my bank comes to me.
I fought it, thought it was too poncey for the likes of me but in the end the Business Manager was "removed" from me.
Now I just get a "suit" visiting me when I need stuff.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

sounds good

now all i need is the money to attract them :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

b w

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

this^

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

Oooh, that's lovely

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr O_O

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

don't just spring up like that, you made me jump

hello :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

Sorryyy.

How goes it?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

i'm ok, muddling through the week

How are you?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

Siiick.

I have strep throat.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

don't step on it then

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

-_-

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

reeely good!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

lovely sir :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

Loving 'em

Like this one loads!
Woo :D

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Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

I like this :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

Another cracker!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

all these are quality

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

Noice :D

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

Cor!

Quality as usual :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

chiz!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

very nice indeed sir

in other news the little fete i'm involved in this saturday has suddenly become live music less, just been sent a link to this lot
www.myspace.com/strangefolkuk
who are touting for gigs, i though i'd share it with the world as i oddly like them, shame we only want a MoR covers band

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

bums

hope you get sorted out

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

mate, that ain't the half of it

you'd think i'm asking folk for a kidney from most of the responses i've had, all i want is simple fete games with naff prizes, i want kitch not bloody alton towers.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

Great picture,

shame about the cinema.

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Randomgazz, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

Exceptional as ever!

Woo Micto

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

Loughborough?

Or do they all look the same and have the same setting?

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thistle, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

hehehe, the daft cunt :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

hahaha still smiling

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

hahaha aceness!!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

hahahahahahha!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

Pfff

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

his chebyl's ooer wee, needs to be maer wass!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

I just retuned my DAB radio

www.birdsongradio.com/ wow what a station

Lol round table

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

Open your window to hear the birds sing

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

....all i hear is shit hawks (seaguls)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

move some where better then

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

Most birds do kippies at night

and often, at night, I need a fix.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

I am listen to the Robin and Blackbird outside singing at the moment

and watching a Red Kite flying

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

Two of the most common birds

and two of the best birdsong.
In winter when a Robin is trying to find a mate and sings that special song, it almost breaks my heart.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

Was listen to a Skylark and a Chiffchaff at lunch today

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

Awww

That's one of the few things I miss about the UK, the variety of birds with such diverse sounds.
The birds here are extremely shouty, especially the Sacred Ibiseses.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

Ive got a video of one sitting on my bird table singing...

and dancing... but you can't hear the singing because i was deep fat frying some sweet and sour ~~cat~~ chicken balls

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

Aww

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

you buy drugs from birds?

do you have crack herons round your way, then?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

We do actually

Grey capped crack Herons

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

all we have is pot finches

and the occasional coke cormorant, but not very often.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

I watch two grey herons flying yesterday

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

bird fight!

did you do commentary in your head?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

eh?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

you know

"and heron takes a beak to the ribs, ooohh, that's gotta hurt! and heron comes back with a fierce peck right in the mcnuggets!"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

eh?

I said flying, not fighting :P

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

oooooooooh

i thought you said fighting. still, heron boxing would be fun.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

my mum said "theres a pelican in the garden..."

she meant heron lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

if she says "there's a girl in the garden"

there's a good chance we are suffering a zombie outbreak.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

Can't get better than this

everymongo comes here in their caravans to get away from where ever it is they came from... its great in the winter - no frickin tourists!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

That station rocks!

I like the drive time show best of all....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

I love birdsong!

In fact, one of the tracks on my randomburn CD has birdsong.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:11, archived)

Fuuuuuuuck, that's just reminded me I need to make a label/inlay or something for my CDs and get them burnt.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

I have selected the tracks

but I find it best to leave it until due date, that way you know it has to be done.
I've not received my recipients yet. Have you?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

Nah, only closed yesterday so obviously Blue star hasn't sent them/decided them yet.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

Ah good

I notice that the participants are predominantly "talkers".
I saw a thread over there a couple of weeks ago where some people were admitting to selecting their own tracks to include on the CD.
I was dismayed and feared it might turn into a "I am so cool, I only have obscure Indie bands' tracks" sort of thing.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

let's not go to camelot

it is a silly place.
this, however, is brilliance distilled.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

hello smash :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:11, archived)

hello otters :)

i have made soup and it is good.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

I had what I didn't eat at lunch, I am now about to eat a Gooseberry fool

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

sounds nice!

i went shopping. my parents had to carry everything for me, it was fun ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

make the buggers work :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

it's getting annoying

i'm starting to feel a bit of a flid

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

do you want a head dobber?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

YES

i will wear it in bingo, it will confuse the old biddies.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

awwww :)

just shout house or bingo randomly and then just say you have tourettes

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

i did.

that's why i'm barred from the prize bingo down the road.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

Yay :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

this is unfortunately true.

i get hyper if i eat big deal chocolate bars. i used to eat 3 in bingo every week, then go nuts and draw on people with my bingo pens. i'd call house after 2 numbers and occasionally bark. they got really pissed off when i set the fire alarm off. it said "press here", so i did.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

woo!

i may have to watch this later!
bugger, i just remembered, i can't find the scart lead :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

I wave my private parts at your auntie

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

i fart in your general direction

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

The Castle Arg scenes are my favourite Monty Python clips

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

life of brian is my favourite

but i do have a huge soft spot for the dead parrot sketch

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

Fetchez la vache!

Monty python will never die, never.

(thebearchild "a bear of a child, the child of a bear, yeah", Tue 5 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

your mother was a hamster

and your father smelt of elderberries

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

....

(Frogb3at, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

hahahaha, oh he is going to kill you

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

Whos that?

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

Stan

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

^ I posted that and then lol'd

Is that wrong?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

^ Mum!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

would

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

hahahahahaah!! it's the anti-lesbo disguise the wife made him wear

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

Hahahahaha

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

It seems a little bit cruel to repost our "tributes"

I'm not sure whether my conscience will overcome my wickedness.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

What's this?

selective pisstaking on b3ta? Oh no, this will never do. We are all fair game and make our own beds.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

It was a temporary aberration and won't happen again, sir

I put it down to hunger.
Edit: I hate tautology and am never sure whether an aberration is temporary or not.
It I tautologised, I'm sorry.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

it's deviation

so I suppose it can be both temporary and permanent.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

I suppose it can

In which case, I'm not sorry.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

Don't be. You're lovely

and I grant you dispensation from,...erm, stuff, anyway.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:11, archived)

I have noticed

My windups fall on deaf ears with you.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

Pfft.

you're skills are weak young padawan. The master is not to be trifled with ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

The only dispensation I would like to be granted is for my shite 'shops

then I don't mind being patronised
I recognise a "polite" woo from a genuine one.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

Apparently it won't

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

Hehehe

Topshop

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

Hahahaha

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

well, that's going to be 100% sex

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

Is that Robin Williams?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

Would

(

Hellzapoppin, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

I like that it is the imaginary gunman who is taking the piss....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

I only added the tache - the background is untouched.

(

geekchic, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

hahhahahah!

damn.. I laughed at that a little too much :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

did you laugh so much, that a little bit of wee came out?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

no, but I may have defecated in my pantaloons

although this may have been unrelated to the laughing at this post

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

are your pantaloons to tight?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

no, just squidgy

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

Nice tag

(Frogb3at, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

*tells Audrey*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

Have you got swine flu?

Check the symptoms here! www.haveigotswineflu.com

(tmerchant, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

OMFG, IT IS TUESDAY!!!!!

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

I completely forgot

I WANT SPAM!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

Thanks for that.

Whilst we are conversing would you mind splitting open your skull and checking for some grey, mushy bits?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

*thread save*

did you see this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19zFlPah-o

fantstic!~ I now feel I may have wasted the vigour of my youth...

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

Not seen it and it will have to wait

a while as I'm watching Man U destroy the gooners in the EC cup semi final.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

s'all good. When you're chill, don't rush it

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

Wow, that's fucking awesome!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

see! I told you!

:) Hello Me

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

'lo M3!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

Well saved!

That were brill.

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 5 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

Thanks, it was my best response yet.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

holy shit!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

TROUGH

not "troff".

Also, everything else which is wrong with your post

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

Cock Tuesday

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

wow, like, WE'RE ALL SAVED!

thanks, tmerchant!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

FART!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

Do I have to send a blood sample?

What's the address?

EDIT: OMFG WHAT IS THE FUGGAN ADDRESS?
EDIT EDIT: FORGET IT THE BLOOD HAS CLOTTED I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE MY CHANCES

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

* breaths

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

* TWUNT

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

OLD WEBSITE IS OLD!

OMG

etc...

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

Fail.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

*sigh*

This is gonna be a bad day, isn't it?

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

Got sent the swine flu guide this morning.

Here's the front cover for those who are yet to receive it. I quite like it. Is sort of screams PANIC!!! from the top of its tits.

Sorry about that x

(TEAM MEGAFORCE!!! is in a "pristine, un-penised state" on, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

Seams fine to me :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:35, archived)

I saw the font and I thought it was you

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

Fuck you cuntnugget!

I never use the sans! Purely Buttons....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

Chocolate buttons?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

Buttons the Bear man!

Buttons the bear!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

Fuck you, Hobbit feet

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

Seams ok?

ALSO: This

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

seams to be HUGE

edit: MUCH better! have a WOO! :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

That's hurting all 5 of my eyes.

edit:/ optimise it to under 100kb you mongtard.

edit2:/ Oh I see it's just a second account no doubt meant to annoy the intelligent and give glee to the feeble minded.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

Tits, how?

I've got CS3. All of it.

(TEAM MEGAFORCE!!! is in a "pristine, un-penised state" on, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

Save it as a gif or a jpg rather than a PNG.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:43, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake Captain Photoshop Wizard.

If he's truly fishing for tips, which I doubt, then at least steer him to the 'save for web and devices' feature ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:45, archived)

question

how do you underline a word using photoshop?
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(Catnipppp, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

inhale copious amounts of solvent based adhesive.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

WAY ahead of you!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

magnets

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

fucking, shitty magnets

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

from the fucking shitty mangent company, Shenyang, China.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

Go onto the next line and use loads of full-stops.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

but those are for the handwriting thereof of pertinant informations



YOUR NAME .............. 
SIGNATURE ..............  DATE .......

innit

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

shut up you

and LOL AT ARSENAL!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSENAL

I guess this is a football joke, I don't understand :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

Arsenal have been talking bollocks all week

about how they can overcome a 1-0 deficit in tonight's game and go to the final. After 9 minutes they were 2-0 down ( 3-0 on aggregate ) and need to score 4 to win.

haha, Gooners, I've shit 'em. :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

YOU'RE NAME nope you are 

SIGNATURE 360 method  DATE i'm washing my hair that day

Sometimes I surprise myself.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

shit! surprising!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

How about I don't use

Photoshop so there you ginger clungenugget ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

Exactly

so how about you stop trying to be the resident Bob Ross?

LOL ARSENAL!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

Hows about not using photoshop doesn't preclude me from

knowing about file sizes twatmunch!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

you don't know arses from elbows, nutsucker.

how can you know about big boy things ;)

Are you watching the match you filthy southern, shandy drinking bastard?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:11, archived)

I am,

really not all that bothered by it though. I have it on on the tele next to me, but I am listening to music.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

Go Save For Web

and choose JPG as the format, then move the 'Quality' slider until the filesize goes under 100mb. You should be able to do that without it really affecting the quality of the image much.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:43, archived)

Under 100mb?

Done.

(TEAM MEGAFORCE!!! is in a "pristine, un-penised state" on, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

Yay!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

MSPaint CS3?

(Frogb3at, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

Not as a BMP, how ever old skool you want to be

Bitmap Brothers, Speedball 2

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

5000mb. You owe me $50.

Kisses, babe.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

smells like bacon

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

Wow

huge file. If you saved it as a jpg you could get the size down.

Edit: top man, cheers and WOO!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

does anyone fancy a bacon sandwich?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

www.doesanyonefancyabaconsandwich.com

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

BRING ON THE BACONS!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

SHOW ME THE SWINE!!!

Actually don't, I'm a pedantic vegetarian

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

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