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# The Magenta Arrows display team
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# hahahahahah! that would make an excellent fly-by for he Queen's birthday!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# It was actually used when Harry lost his virginity
I think his dad organised it
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# I think his dad took his virginity
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Charlie?
Never would he ever do a thing like that! He's going to be king you know

for about 10 seconds
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# toooooooooooooo!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Thaks :)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# happapappapapappy candleday!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# You're so unoriginal steve:P
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Fankoo :)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I replied to the wrong un
It was meant for original steve



Why am I talking to myself? Sod it. It's weird but my candle day does feel kinda like a real birthday. I'm gonna make a pressie to share with everyone, after I've sat my exam that is :-s
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# happy b3taday!
ooh, hindley candle facts
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Cheers :)
*sharpens knife*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# cor, look a the plungers on that!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# hahahaha
it's Top Gun all over again!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Love it!
*click*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Arf! Woo!



(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# haha
Air Commander Beaty!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha, you loon.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# spang!
'ning D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Wotcha!


(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# fly them over buckingham palace NOW
:)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# haha
genius :)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# If I could remember where I kept my woo yays
I'd stick the most hicockalorum one RIGHT HERE.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# YES!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# now crash it into the middle of the Pentagon
woo
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# hahaha, superb!

(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# YES

soup herb
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
# That's marvellous
(for your in formation)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# FAIL
no pubes
actually its very very very very woo
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Actually it has magenta dreadlocked pubes
thank you :D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# no more exterminating for him for a while

(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Check out the plungers on that!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:49, archived)
# DAMN YOU RG!!!!!
Mindpissage to the max.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:50, archived)
# MEN!!!
tuts a bit
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Girls!
Swanking about with their lady's lady bits!

EDIT: Yays broken the 80 mark for the bash. I shall call the pub today to confirm the room's booked as they haven't got back to me.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
# don't blame the ladies
it's the men daleks that cause all the trouble, the girlies just want to integrate

(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Really? I bet the male Darleks are so uptight and want to exterminate things only because the females nag them so much...
Have you painted the front room yet? Have you mown the lawn? Why don't you do the ironing for a change? Have you unblocked the sink yet, you do have a plunger you know, bloody well use it! etc. etc. etc.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# oh come on now
we all know it's because their willies are smaller than the cybermen's
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# E-MAS-CU-LATE
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# tee hee
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# *sniff*
I hear the Hulk end music as she leaves:(
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# cor, look a the plungers on that!
Hahahahhahahahaha! Brill, Cakey
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:49, archived)
# That's so unorginal steve:P
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:50, archived)
# *mops up the puddle*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:51, archived)
# *smacks on nose with rolled up newspaper*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# *wimpers and crawls back to his basket*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
# check out the plungers on -
oh.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Grand!

EDIT: Check out the plun... etc etc




(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
# needs moar pasty
:D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
# and 1920's Chicago. EXTOYMINATE!


(I could have sworns I had done that better!)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Phoar! Look at the plungers on that!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Hello you!
Nice FP!


(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Hello!

Cheers :)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# hahahahaha!
:D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# haha yes
I was reading about that.. now him and his retarded listeners are going to BOYCOTT ENGLISH PRODUCTS, whatever those are
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Correct spelling?
IQ's above 15?


(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
# hehe
irony, definitely irony
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# What a weiner!


(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
# haha exactly
hmm, I have a name that implies that I have a teeny weeny cock. I know! I'll change it to SAVAGE and act like a great big cock! RARRRR!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Too true, Griffy Weinalas . . . too true
Griffy Weinalas . . . too trueC]:0D


(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
# *plots revenge on the ENTIRE world*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# hahaha
What a knob. It'll never go to court as the only way someone like him can win cases like that is with money and I think that the UK government possibly possess more than he does.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
# I'm not even sure it's possible for a foreign citizen to sue the UK government
where would the case be heard? Who would force the government to payout any compensation?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# exactly
he is also going to sue Randy Jones from when he was at school as he didn't pick him to be in his team.

I think peeps in the US think that if they threaten litigation against someone that is the same as being innocent.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
# yes I think you are right
the man is a cock. He's as much a terrorist as the rest of them.

Ohh - I wonder if he will sue me!

Michael Savage - you are a terrorist.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Yes
This smells of google bomb!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# no, the government has no money at all
the government has no money at allIt's all ours . . .


(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Ah but they are our 'representatives'
EDIT: Mr. teh Hat. I hope you weren't suggesting that our current elected body in some way had a personal agenda other than to look after the best interests of they public?:O

*chicken likkins round the room*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Woo to Hover-Cat!

C H E E R s!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 7:14, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 7:15, archived)
# Breakpads are a little tight.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 7:18, archived)
# MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Woo kitty!
Also, :'(
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:02, archived)
# I just read this on the way in to work
boo...

ningles Trelly!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:24, archived)
# 75's not bad.
Then again mi old man must be about 80 by now.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:26, archived)
# ......that is really very sad...
:(
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
# *does hypermegakittyhappyglee*
There appeared to be a big hissy fit lower down on the board.

EDIT: I'm tired, I have food poisoning, I've been awake since 2:30am, I have a forteen hour shift in front of me and if I have to explain the fucking obvious to another Japanese or Chinese guest (and no I'm no racist my opinion is based of vast quantities of experience) I will rip off their heads and fill their neck cavity with my very liquid poo!

/END rg morning rant. 'ningles all *sunny smiles*

EDIT EDIT: Ooo. New b3ta text boxes.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:18, archived)
# yeah that just wireded me out
so now you can type even more crap into the subject field... woo!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:40, archived)
# I'm glad my monitor's wide format!
It probably would have poked the sides out of old monitor.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:42, archived)
# No argey bargey here
thank you.
"I've been awake since 2:30am, I have a forteen hour shift in front of me and if I have to explain the fucking obvious to another Japanese or Chinese guest (and no I'm no racist my opinion is based of vast quantities of experience."
Shame river you racist shit cunt.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
# I'm not a racist but...
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# aawwwww! sliding cats ftw!
ningles everyone!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:42, archived)
# could do with a tray of toast and tea on its back
to make my morning complete
but woo nonetheless :)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:35, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhhah
 
this is making me blink also
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:39, archived)
# Haha
same as Rap, this has me blinking.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:42, archived)
# it's like yawning, or being sick
 
CONTAGIOUS
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:44, archived)
# hahaha
MY EYES ARE WIDE OPEN.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:48, archived)
# I like the little twitch he does every second blink
BLINKTWITCH
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:59, archived)
# Haha - yes. I didn't notice that
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 7:01, archived)
# I know those eyes!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Jesus!
Fear factor Ten!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Mick Hucknall
Really isn't aging well, is he.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I do love this :-)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:38, archived)
# I HEAR YOU CAN ALSO GO BLIND
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:43, archived)
# * Squints...

^ Nope, I can't read what that says?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:55, archived)
# HANDJOB RETICENCE
I can make you into an even more successful business
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:47, archived)
# HANDJOB RETICENCE? Really? That's pretty dark Gronkpan.
I was thinking more along the lines of "FUNNY JOLLY FINGERS LOL".
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:52, archived)
# See, this is why I should be helping you
I'm an expert on these things.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:00, archived)
# My reasoning behind HANDJOB RETICENCE was to juxtapose the happy little fingers witha more sinister motivation.
Are they reticent because they are happy or are they happy because they are reticent?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:09, archived)
# DO YOU SEE?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:30, archived)
# I'll have to think about it.
I was sort of leaning in your direction but my neighbour's son-in-law who knows about art from his job in an art supply store said he didn't like your title.
Mind you he said it should be some weird thing. I don't even want to say it, it was about poo and nutmegs.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:42, archived)
# yeah i'm a bit more of a traditionalist in that sense
and of course he's saying he doesn't like my title, there's money on the line for him.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:58, archived)
# FOR HAPPY FISTING
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:37, archived)
# that's hot.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:39, archived)
# Thumb's not liking it.
Not at all.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:43, archived)
# LICK THOSE DIGITS
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 7:01, archived)
# hand eyes are watching you masturbate
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:55, archived)
# THESE ARE MRS PALMER'S DAUGHTERS
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:08, archived)
# YOU'RE SCARING THEM.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:07, archived)
# I'm glad I checked the filename
I was about to say how horrible those olives looked.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:08, archived)
# *makes note to use obscure filenames more often*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:09, archived)
# THEIR EYES BURST WHEN YOU SQUASH THEM
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:09, archived)
# "Ever cut off a Chinaman's head?
They don't bleed.. not like we do..
or maybe it was just the cold."
 
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:31, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhhhh
 
took me a while to realise it should have been "Kew".
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:50, archived)
# IN-GROWN NAILS
wOO!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:07, archived)
# Presenting the man from whose name my board sig is derived...
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:55, archived)
# Sorry Noam, what were you saying again?
I got kind of transfixed by your plastic teeth there for a minute.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:58, archived)
# DEM PHILOSOPHER-LINGUIST-CULTURAL CRITICS SHO LOVES DEY WATERMELONS
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:59, archived)
# I bet you Juan some of this.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:00, archived)
# an upside-down rainbow crust is eating his thumbs
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:02, archived)
# Hahahaha, very good.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:34, archived)
# NYOM NYOM NYOM
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:10, archived)
# turns out unicorns are pretty good at scaletrix
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:22, archived)
# ahhhahhhah
vrroooom vrrrrooooom!

maybe his legs had just shrink?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:27, archived)
# i never saw a unicorn i just guessed they had
little legs. it's art not science
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:28, archived)
# PERSPECTIVE.
FORESHORTENING.

AND SUCH.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:29, archived)
# He's happy when he plays.
That helps I think.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:35, archived)
# THE BASTARD BEAT ME
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:36, archived)
# You need to slow down on the corners I think.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:36, archived)
# True - i might try that. I also have a nasty habit of swerving when ever I feel like it
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:38, archived)
# i f the gane was
NOT BEING A POINTED HEAD HORSE BASTARD

you would win against him for sure!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:40, archived)
# happy little cars.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:42, archived)
# also:
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:52, archived)
# hahahaha
rueters get their stories from the onion now eh.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:53, archived)
# haha. you couldn't make this shit up
"Mujahideen fighters then ate the deer and rabbits and shot dead the zoo's sole elephant. Shells shattered the aquarium.

One fighter climbed into the lion enclosure but was immediately killed by Marjan, the zoo's most famous inhabitant. The man's brother returned the next day and lobbed a hand grenade at the lion leaving him toothless and blind."
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:02, archived)
# yes, it sounds like a scene from a Leslie Nielsen movie
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Or the San Francisco Zoo.
That was a tiger, but idiots are idiots--everywhere.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:22, archived)
# that is one awesome lion
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:59, archived)
# yep
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:01, archived)
# Someone has exposed the source of Afghanistan's black market bacon trade
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:57, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhh
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

wow, just fucking wow...

(, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:03, archived)
# they should be more fond of pigs, the bastards
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:33, archived)
# more amusement courtesy of wikipedia's links of the day
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spray-on_condom

not the most useful of inventions
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:52, archived)
# I have been learning things about snails I never wished to know
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_dart

also, their arseholes are over their heads
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastropoda
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:34, archived)
# better than those bugs that just tear a hole in the lady bug's abdomen and fuck it
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:57, archived)
# I soak up the sun, just as a reminder
THAT I WAS BORN
A SICK SIDEWINDER
 
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:15, archived)
# excellent
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:54, archived)
# revolting, yet strangely touching.
 
I do not kill slugs when they come inside but I would not say I am their biggest fan
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 6:06, archived)
# almost beautiful really
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 7:25, archived)
# goddamn pinko
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:50, archived)
# now we're talking!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:51, archived)
# You certainly are!
Have a gold star on me
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:15, archived)
# Violent fun gone colourful !
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:55, archived)
# I like that
and I reckon it's perfectly safe for work.
Actually your pic reminds me a lot of Native Americam petroglyphs. I made some images based on those at one time.
ALSO: Have you seen this:
empresaresponsable.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/28-99-cueva-manos.jpg
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:03, archived)
# that is cool
the guy must have had a messy hand afterwards!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:14, archived)
# and if they were done the same way as the australian aboriginals
a very dirty tasting mouth to boot
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:44, archived)
# I think some of them use that same technique.
There are some positives mixed in there too though which obviously are just hand prints.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:27, archived)
# that's awesome
and totally safe for work.

Gore-wise you can do just about anything, excluding real death, torture, or animal cruelty.
Posting pictures from ogrish or rotten.com et al. used to be a good way to get B&
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:26, archived)
# zombie holocaust!
very nice
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:32, archived)
# It's so hot in here.........
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:37, archived)
# Woo!
Also: 100% safe for work.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:43, archived)
# More ContextFree thingummy
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
# That reminds me of this, wot I have just seen
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:22, archived)
# ELEVATOR ASSPINATA
Can I get some money to title your works?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:45, archived)
# I'M PRETTY SURE I'M WORTH THE EXTRA CASH, MOFAHA
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:20, archived)
# Well I don't know, it's a big decision.
Maybe you could show me some of your other work in this field, maybe post some links to pictures along with your titles for them.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:37, archived)
# ok I have to go out now but I'll get my portfolio over to you this evening
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:44, archived)
# THINKING CHEERFUL THOUGHTS
 

 
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:35, archived)
# not even doom music can bring back animated cats
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:35, archived)
#

(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
# i downloaded the YTMND soundtrack just so I could listen to Coburn - We Interrupt This Programme
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:41, archived)
# I listened to that and was so indifferent to it I had to cancel it out by listening to this:
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:51, archived)
# ahhhahhhah crikey
 
We haven't had Look Around You over here, I think I might like it
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:35, archived)
# I can assure you that you would like it.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:47, archived)
# bring back fuffehtiem!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
# PERILS OF KITTEN HUFFING, ILLUSTRATED
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
# LOL!
A better request than a facehugger.

Although, I'd take a basket of those and dump them
on top of various parliaments and legislature buildings.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:47, archived)
# I would probably drop them on Russell Crowe
 

 
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:29, archived)
# Russell Crowe looks so much better with that thing stuck to him
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:43, archived)
# it's not laying eggs, it's sucking his insides out.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:56, archived)
# KHWFH
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 4:24, archived)
# TITS!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:25, archived)
# MAKE IT SO
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:41, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:46, archived)
# paint doodle tiem lady in chair
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:15, archived)
# PURPLE KNICKERS
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# : D
PURPLE. : D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:21, archived)
# 1920x1200
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
# :D
glorious
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Love it!

(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Zalgo?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
# WHERE IS THE CAT TITS? D:
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
# cat tits!! lol
you mean the tittens? ; )
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
# carpet burn knees
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
# cor!
her knees are aglow
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Are you tits?
Have you changed your name? Your style looks like tits'

Is this the new Tits o'clock?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:31, archived)
# It is tits o'clock
pance! purple pance!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
# It was time for change.
I am faceburger now : )
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
# That doesn't sound like a time.
That sounds more like a month.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:39, archived)
# welcome, faceburger
*baptises in piss*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Warm piss
Warm heart
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
# No more cat animations?
Still all about the pussy

*self spangs*

You will always be tits to me ;)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
# hapday
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
# ^^
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:11, archived)
# very nice!
...artist formerly known as tits
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
# god, when will this endless cycle of tedium end?
i don't think i can bear to live another minute.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Then don't
It's not like you are a social being, looking as you do. End it all, but do it in a blaze of self-importance by blogging about it on emospace, or farcebook, or anywhere I don't visit actually.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
# that is it.
that is it now.
i am taking a high and dangerous dose of narcotics with immediate effect.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
# put the fucking webcam on you tard
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
# give us a second,
i've got to put on the special pants.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Do you wear special pants when you turn your webcam on?
That's awesome. Proper weird like : D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
# you want in?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Why not!
*puts on weird pants*

*goes into sweaty fit of guilty fury*

......

*loses track of time*

*awakes in pool of urine*





.......I WANT OUT !!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:28, archived)
# was it the pants or the piss?
because to be honest the pants sound quite good.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:29, archived)
# They are lead lined and have a tesla coil to slot around your cock.
On a thundery day he can confuse shipping.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:25, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:27, archived)
# i can confuse shipping every day baby.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Oi shipping!
Who was the second actor to play James Bond?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
# George Lazenby?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
# No.
Do you not watch QI or something?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
# I do, but I'm an internet watcher
so take time to catch up.
It was a guess. I know that there were people before him and Connery. I have it in my head that Fleming played him too but I may be mad.
I'm off to bed to watch this nonsense and fall asleep.
thehuntforgollum.s3.amazonaws.com/index.html

nn all.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Careful
He may be coming to shopping mall near you D:
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
# so leave wales
it'll all get better then ;p
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:29, archived)
# you vicious swine!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:51, archived)
# hehe
:~)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
# WOW that is proper lovely and seductive like
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Amy?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:18, archived)
# b3ta needs more happytime


(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Then I should go :(
Lovely picture even more so then yesterdays :D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Oh god yes yes yes bloops :D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Oh yes,
this is excellent!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Nice, sexeh new username.
Now spill the beans.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Do I know you?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Possibly.
But the cat is still in the bag, and the beans remain unspilled.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:15, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure which beans I'm supposed to be spilling.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Previous username?
(Just between us, of course - no-one else needs to know)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:19, archived)
# YAY!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# ooooooooaAAAAAAAAAA BLOOP WILL YOU MARRY ME
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
# You two would make a nice couple
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
# They both sound like Patapon creatures or something.
"Bloop Bloop Bloop Bloop Shadashada!"
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# i've never played that game but i wish i had
by the way bloop this looks great on my smaller monitor. could you make something in 1920x1200, though? :D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Did you hear that Bloop? He said you'd look great all over his monitor!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:07, archived)
# No, you're twisting my words!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Did you hear that Bloop?
Shada wants to twist your wand!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:12, archived)
# did you take a picture of your coat yet
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Oh yes. In various different pieces of clothing/styles.
I've been very tempted to post it but in one of the pictures I look so weird I swear I'm going to have to make a special fake text adventure board game purely so that can be the picture someone gets after opening a door.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:18, archived)
# hahaha, you can't describe a picture like that and then not show me the picture
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Okay but I'll have to PM you the link because I want to save it for something.
I'm not even sure what I find funny about it...I just do.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:21, archived)
# ok
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
# only if you are a sexy laydee
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# aw damnit
i mean...

yeah. that's me.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Hippie!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# cracking
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
# happi tiem
and tenacle hugs for everybody

this makes me happy your work is done ;)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Bloopimus
Bloopimus bloopimus bloopimus
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Yay!
I would like it more if the eyes were a mini bit smaller. They're scary-big.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# happi candle-day
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I missed your monocle idea earlier. Jolly good advice.
also TJ. Any Sherman's on can tell me what time Fringe is about to air, or if it has yet?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# as it's your candle day
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:07, archived)
# haha
he's seen something terrifying and bewildering
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Hahahaha,
spongtopus! :D I love that you did all the wee ones too.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Happy b3ta day :-D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Oo! Happy candleday to you too! :D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Thanks!!
You are in glasgow yes? me too, weeeeiiiiiirrrrddd

I think I'll make a seamhorse after my exam to celebrate
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
# LIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT, LOVING IN THE MOONLIGHT, HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# things that bother me always bother me I feel angry and mad >:(
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
# MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK TO MY GOOD FRIEND DOUG ABOUT THIS
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
# ragin' in the sunlight, hatin' in the moonlight, having a horrible time >:(
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:12, archived)
# I LOOOOOOVE BEING ANGRY!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Seee, how I love, to clean, the steeeeeenky cat box
HAPPY. HAPPY. JOY. JOY.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
# HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Hahaha. I love you Shada.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:17, archived)
# ITS TIEM TO CRAP YOUR HANDS!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I love you and your squids
Also your stomping things
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Hai octoman
: D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Octopussy!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Fruity oaty bars
Makes a man out of a mouse...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7idn3PcKBM
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# larvley pic
huzzah for happytime!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# 5 years of B3ta!
Have a demon.

Click for bigger (220kb) or fullsize (650kb)
NO THAT'S NOT A BELL-END IT'S HIS OTHER WING

And here's a barn owl for your desktop.

Click for 1280x1050 (widescreen) version. Crop to your liking if your screen isn't wide.

Good evening/morning all!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# YEAH
Happy happy 'n that
Thanks for the owl :D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# That barn owl
looks a bit sarky. A bit too triumphal. I'm going to have to click for big.

Woo!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# It was quite a grumpy owl in real life.
I think she'd had enough of being handled by punters and wanted to go back in her box.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I can but sympathise
Happy candleday all the same.
*Half-hearted thumbs-up*
*cries for the owls loss of liberty*

...No, I'll be fine.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
# that's a mighty fine demon,
reminds me of illuminated lettering.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Congratulations, Bob!
*sets off fireworks to irritate the neighbours* I like your owl. Does she have a name?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# She's called Mulberry and she lives at the Hawk Conservancy in Andover.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
# That's even cooler than a fifth b3taday.
Mulberry! Yes.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# OWLLLL HAPPY CANDLE DAY
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Nice owl.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Have a happy cakeydemon!


Also what happened to your profile?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I baleeted it so I could make a new one
and forgot to do the second bit.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# No pictures of Ninja BobTodd?
Jeru is dismayed.

Also I forgot to say you're picture is amazing, you've managed to gradually grow to doing really good illustrations over the past...well however long. Which makes me incredibly jealous and angry!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Pfft, it only looks cool because I stuck it to some fancy craft paper to distract from the flaws (and it worked!)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I'm sure that's not the only reason,
and flaws aren't necessarily bad in any case. Most of the time, they're only flaws to you because only you know you didn't do them on purpose.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
# See, you're just like the pros now!

Actually I was modelling for an art class today, the tutors don't know what they're talking about anyway really! All they have to do is be nice and tell people what to change, and say the phrase "I'm a great believer in" about a billion fucking times.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
# My GCSE art teacher used to ruin everyone's paintings,
and then go "hmm yeah, it looked better before..."
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Ahahaha!
How shit.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I once did a painting with a moon on it,
and he went "what's this floating lump of granite here?" It's a moon, it's made of rock. That it looks like a lump of rock is not a major issue. And then he proceeded to turn it into some kind of fucking floating Christmas tree bauble. I was a little bit put out.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
# He ought to have overlaid a sheet of acetate on it and painted changes on there.
It's annoying when someone else draws right on your thing.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Thankfully our art teacher was incredibly fusty and old so probably wouldn't be able to fucking see anything anyway.

The big irritating slurring bastard.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Also CAYKEDEMON
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Battenzebub
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Oh god
*spang*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Marzistopheles
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Way to show up my crappy MSPaint drawing...
Also why for some reason am I certain that that's a black demon? I swear he just looks like blackman...demon.

I'm being incredibly coherent tonight!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
# happy b3taday
both are goods
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
# btw, next time:
"Hooves".

Not "hoofs".

Tch.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
# I know hooves is correct, I just prefer hoofs.
I prefer stomp to stamp too. Some words are just better in wronglish.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# best name ever
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I read it in a Yorkshire voice.
I think Norbert Dentressangle and Dweezil Zappa are cooler names, though.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Dentressangle is very Douglas Adams
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Ah.
Forgive me - there I was, pedantic, not allowing you the poetic license that is your right.

"Hoofs" is indeed good in its context. My bad!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# No, no, pedantry is good. (:
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Wasn't it Tolkein who invented the plural "dwarves" or something?
It's always "dwarfs" in astronomical contexts, I believe.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Or something.
I remember an author's note in The Hobbit regarding the use of dwarfish vs dwarvish, but I can't remember what was what.

When I typed this, FF spellcheck approved dwarfish but not dwarvish (or spellcheck. Cuh).
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Something to do with Elven/Elfin.
My spellcheck doesn't have the word "prize" in it.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# How rare.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# sweet demon yeah :D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
#


It's Gay Shift Tiem!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# hah, i invented the gay shift!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# I invented inventions.
Inventively.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# i invented the night.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# I invented I
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# i always had a soft spot for you.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Is it on the top of your head,
like a baby?

Have you ever considered trepannation? I accidentally got myself on the International Trepannation Advocacy Group mailing list once.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# i think it is near my bum, but not my bum.
you know?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I invented
the mother of necessity
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# :D
NO I DON'T KNOW WHY ":D", just ":D" ALRIGHT?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Haha - It should be called the "Colonial shift"
Usually the former British colonies are on at this time....
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# putting the colon into the gay shift?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
# You know it... that's why i'm writing from the arse end of the world....
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# It's always been the antipodean shift to me
and usually is my cue to leave.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Off you go then, you waste of pixels.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# And they don't half get shirty when you try sledging 'em.
The poor, fragile little angels don't like it up 'em at all!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# I invented you.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Yes you did :D

(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Why are you detirmined to make /board feel like Games Workshop tonight
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# LOL
Sorry
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# i am actually having a poo in that photo.
think about it.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# That's the best part of you gone then.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Ok NOW
I'm hard
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Poor Freeby...
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# I invented that monkey beer can.
Just like Marconi invented radio and Edison invented electric light
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# I consumed its contents...
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# well i invented tramps so HA!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I invented the mood lighting

Hah
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I invented nude fighting.
With owls.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Hello there Wasp Box and his friend Duke of Prunes ;)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Where is the Duke of Prunes?
Haven't seem him online for a long time
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# no idea.
I think he ran off for an illicit affair with Tunnock's Boy which no doubt ended up in tragedy and shallow graves.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Haha.
That's a pretty picture.

No monkey beer then.

Edit- strangely enough, I've been wielding a chainsaw all day.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# B&
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Q
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Bampersand.
Good word.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# SUPER HAPPY LOVE TIME!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# She needs some bananas, given to her by Gronkpan
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# That's still my favourite Gay Shift image.
If favourite is the right word.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# That dude makes some great costumes.
Might make some more anims of his efforts eventually.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Yes - do it.
edit: Have you given him a name?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# I've looked about. No luck, he should make a site.
I've got few more (4 at least) of him somewhere
in my archives. A PVC number that is great and
an all plastic one, couple others too.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# pretty sure I've posted them all at least once*
*lots
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# wouldn't.
g'night folks, i'm off for a spot of self fondling.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Nice
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
# is that so?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# woa
now that's what I call piles
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# No alright Im asking.
Where did Vimod and his Zamboni come from?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
# India.
Zamboni are made all over the world by license. And
are the top choice for aspiring IT workers everywhere.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Hairy muff
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# This is true.
VIMOD can smooth ice and have people B& simultaneously.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# i still think its funny
*my second time going from dayshift into gayshift,woo*
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I've never done a Vimod pic before
I feel dirty
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# So previously you must have been a VIMOD virgin
Woo!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# yes
and I WAS disease free.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# gonna need a good one, t'getcha outta this one.
 
WOO
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
# just a picture...


Click for bigger (214 kb)


at this time i tried to make some parts with drawing (dragons, smoke, little fires)...
the picture was different in my mind btw :) (just usual :P)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
# lovely, but
dragons, please.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
# my biggest problem is
i cant draw :(
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# i call shenanigans
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# that's a strange name for a cat
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# i now want a cat
just so i can call it shenanigans
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# heheh
same here!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# :)
but i wanted to learn, so...
maybe next time :3
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# okay :)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# hmmmmm
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# *glees*
i believe my candleday may start in 27 minutes, i shall accept dragons instead of cake :)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# ooh I'll have to see what I can do on short notice.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
# YAY!
there is sometimes a cart in the shopping centre that sells little dragons. every time i go past, i think "should i? no, shopping is more important"
i hate being practical :(
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
# bugger
it's thursday, not tomorrow.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
# haha. *reprieved*
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# of course you realise
this means i want a really good dragon. a green or red one. metallic, if possible ;)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I'm already on it.
been researching dragon anatomy for the last 10 minutes.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Draw a circle and then legs and heads and stuff. It's easy, man.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
# also : consummate Vs.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# woo to the motherfucking hoo!
i await it with bated breath, sir!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
# and green shiny dragons?
I can piss that stuff ;)

(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# 0_0
with big smoky nostrils and raggedy wings?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
# hehe, yeah Ok.
I'll sort it. But it will be rough. I'm notoriously slow at finishing anything ;)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# i don't mind.
if it's a dragon, it's instawin.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# ya know, if Jamnog samples this
there will be lizards with tits :D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# hehe.
I'm thinking of sending him my animal skin and fur plugins just to save my eyes ;)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I see dragons
how many more you want?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# LOTS
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
# DINOS SHIT ALL OVER DRAGONS
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# THEY DO NOT
just because they actually existed, there's no need for them to feel superior, lording it over the poor dragons!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
# dragons are real
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
# i like you :)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
#

(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Lovely
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Yes! :D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# that is soooooo cute!
i love it!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# i love you bloop
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Stunning
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooooh
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Woo!
*click*
G'nite b3ta
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# g'night skuggles
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
# G'nite miss
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# maybe you should have tried to make it good.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Oh fuck off
You are the prick who slaged off JPG's work then deleted ya post
Twat
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
# i explained my stance down there!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
# :(
I thought you didn't mind what people posted on b3ta, sir sand goblin
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
# oh i hate everything.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
# See, I think the point of b3ta is to be an unpredictable, ineffable anarchic melting pot
and these qualities have remained constant for years. There is more art around now then there used to be, and consequently fewer jokes, but I don't like jokes, and I still can't eff b3ta any more than I could back in the heady days of 2004, so everything is fine.

Actually I'm not sure the art has replaced jokes, I think the void used to be filled by a lot of Eclectech-style pictures and animations. Bouncy things with faces on. Don't see so many of those around as we used to.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
# i don't care one jot about your opinion,
you fat ugly prick.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# what about my opinion?
I can have one if you want it. But I don't want to waste it if your insults are going to be as sub-standard as above.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# are you insulting my insults?
:(
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
# It would appear so.
I'm quite the rapscallion tonight.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# You've been exceptionally fluffy
Even tried to make it up to Stan who, imo, was being quite unreasonable.
The board has gone a bit weird.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# on a serious note.
My bins have blown over and are rolling around the drive. Bloody weather.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I wish you still posted those lovely pictures
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I am fond of you also.
Another interesting point is that everybody can post whatever they like.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I fucking love this so much.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
# it's nearly eight years old, you know.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# THIS DUCK? THIS FUCK!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Hello, Gobby
You were all nice down there. What happened?
It's so confusing.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Is the art stuff
that bad? ( I don't mean in quality, some of it is unbearably poor, I know ) But does it harm b3ta that people post things that just say "I did this and I'm proud of it, what do you think?"

That's a serious question because I find myself not wanting to post much of what I do for fear of people just saying " so what, you made a picture, stop showing off."
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# No matter what you did
some people would slag it off.
Just post what you like. Fuck 'em.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
# ^This.
Art is where you find it. And you can find it in the strangest places on b3ta.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I think b3ta can't turn into an poncy art site.
It would be pretty much physically impossible to destroy the common thread of culture here and replace it one from Deviant Art or Worth1000.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Oh yeah, it's never going to be worth 1000 or deviantart
which is why I think "what harm can it do, a bit of arty stuff, now and again?"
It's not like all of the other content is somehow valid. I do get so tired of cock on a picture in a new thread, it's not the slightest bit comical.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# yes it is!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# I think that's subjective
and not a little reliant on one's maturity.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
# how can a cock on a picture not be comical?
what are you an idiot?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# since when does
juvenile equate to comedy once you reach puberty?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# since when does it not?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
# i honestly haven't thought that much about it.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Too busy drawing retarded ducks.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# retards are funny,
ducks are funny.
how can you lose?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# quality shows.
the majority of nay-sayers are either bored, piss-taking or a bit jealous.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# i promise i will
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Maybe you should try and use some of that shit behind you

(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
# ill type this so it dosnt look like my comment below, is about that guy above.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
# i sussed you out 2D :D
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
# How?
What?
When?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# are you getting angry at a post i deleted,
because i thought it directed anger in the wrong way?
are you *gasp* misunderstanding something and getting in a fluster because of that?
take a relax my dear!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Just don't see why you have to be so negative about peoples work
If ya don't like it then stay on /talk
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
# what's so good about being positive?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# As i said on /talk
Oh my fuck god
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# i don't see how toothpaste will help :(
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Great
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# shitting fucksocks thats nice
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# lovely!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Thats
Grand that is =)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# *parp*
i've done it again
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# very nice indeed
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# that's very nice of you to say
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# well thank you very much for your thanks
;)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# not at all
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Very nice
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# I like this and if you want to fight about it I'll yell at you.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# presumably why she's covering her mouth.
very nice rendering.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Lovely stuff especially the hair
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
# :D cheers
I find hair hard...
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# use less gel
oh ho ho ho
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# smart!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I see a small fox hiding on her head
woo!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# there has been a lot of good art on today,this is one of them,simply fantastic sir
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
# thank you kindly


*sees sig*

*dances*
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Very nice
The hair in particular is superbly done imo.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
# cor!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Some people really are fucking idiots!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Once is stupid
but this guy just keeps going!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Arf.
The whole montage does make one despair.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# It didn't even happen the once.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Well it is set to the music of Herb Alpert.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# i must confess
i laughed at "hoppity shit-foot"
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# those people in the black van
that tried to get through with a baby in the back seat should have their licenses revoked.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# The guy in the white van with no seat-belt has a collision of coordinates between his head and the windscreen.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# i don't think so
i think they should remove that system, what happens if you missed the sign? BOLLARDS SUDDENLY APPEAR INTO YOU CAR... not good, not clever
edit : assuming you've never been to manchester before (like me)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# yeah,
and take all the bends out of the roads as well, in case someone doesn't see one of those coming either. And put fucking cushions everywhere.

If you can't pay at least that much attention, you shouldn't be driving.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
# ooo cushions everywhere would be GREAT!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I don't have any seatbelts
my doors are optional and my windscreen folds down
Signs are easily missed if you are watching stupid pedestrians walking about all over your road in a strange place you've never been, *SUDDENLY BOLLARDS* is not something you expect to see if your following a bus in the hope that'll come out somewhere not lost...
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# what are you a fucking clown or something?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# possibly the driver
of a jeep.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# pffft
I've got a proper car
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Land rovers were based on US army jeeps left over after WWII.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
# and the jeep was based on an austin seven
I own an austin seven too
The Land Rover is superior
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
# no...
I drive a 1954 86" Series 1 Land Rover
Vehicles before 1964 don't need seatbelts
Vehicles before 1973 don't need to pay roadtax
If you're car is older than (i forget) 1933 or something like that, you don't even need a speedo!
A car fitted without any lights (not originally fitted with any) may only be driven during the day but reflectors must be fitted
Who needs seatbelts anyways? When you're top speed is 55mph and your average is 40mpg - i've fallen off my pushbike faster than that!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
# They should totally stop enforcing local bylaws
so that you can drive a clown car.
Anyway, if you don't need seatbelts, what are you on about?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
# pardon?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Yes you,
you with the "oh my car is far to old to comply with the same basic safety legislation that applies to everyone else therefore I should be allowed to drive without due care and attention through no-entry signs"
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# ...where did you get that idea from?
I was mearly stating, that IF i was new to that town, which I would be, and there are that many numpties walking in the road and I missed the sign because someone had a big head and was standing infront of it, I would not be expecting a pair of bollards to be jumping out underneath my car, the fact of the matter is that people do have lapses of concentration, sometimes by a kid screaming in the back (note the black thing) - its a stupid idea and dangerous
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I'm just not entirely sure why your particular eccentric choice of transport is relevant to anything.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# its not
i'm going to bed
(oh and it was in regard to having cushions everywher... like modern cars - make you feel more safer with all those cushiony things like airbags and seatbelts and crumble zones - just put a great big spike on the steering wheel n watch everyone slow down...)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# oh yeah,
good point. I fucking hate airbags. I was in a car last week with airbags down the sides of the windscreen. Win for "crash safety" over visibility. But it gets them points in consumer something or others.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
# you two just can't get along
can you?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# I'm actually really tired
so i'm going to bed
Everyone is entitled to my opinion :)
G'nite y'all
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# night skug
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# G'nite
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# The people in the first car are clearly moronic as they make 2 goes at it.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I haven't
and i'm assuming they serve some sort of legitimate purpose- but maybe they don't. If they do, they should have their licenses revoked. If they don't, they should take out the bollards.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# they're to stop people going down the bus lanes.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
# makes sense to me
but they don't have bus lanes in America.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# anyone who proposed their introduction would be shot as a commie.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
# In which case cameras are probably a better idea.
Yes. Cameras.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# ban the bus
waste of space
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
# yeah 40 people in the space of two cars
wastes so much more space than two people in two cars. And it's so cheap to run a car these days! They're practically giving them away! I sneezed one out my nose this morning.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
# at 9am in the morning and 5pm at night there are 40 people on a bus
the rest of the day there are 3 people on the bus
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# 3 is still more than 2.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
# so what?
who cares how many people there are in a car, driving, they've paid their road tax, they are entitled to drive on the road, oh and global warming... explain the ice age please?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# What?
Now seriously, what the fuck? People on the bus have paid for their tickets, and the bus company has paid whatever they have to as well, they're not run by gangsters. Oh and global warming. Even more what the fuck. What the fucking shuddering fuck. Argue with the entire scientific community.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# buses are evil
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# I'm all for walking,
but they're still a far more practical solution for most people's transport needs than individual privately-owned vehicles. Heck, it would probably be cheaper for me to get taxis everywhere than to buy and keep a car.

(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# you're buying the wrong type of car (I can walk home faster than it takes the bus to get to my house - 4 miles!)
tax exempt, cheap to maintain and no stupid electronics to go wrong, besides how many cars have they built to replace my one thats still going from 1955? i'd imagine alot...
Anyways I'm tired and sleepy and I like to sleep
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# go bed.
your bus service sounds shit.
not everyone can own an old land rover, because there are a finite number of them, and I'm guessing they're all already owned.

(I'm not buying any type of car BTW, that would be foolish)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# bugger I missed this.
I told you before.
Toyota Hilux. Better built than any land Rover and will outlive the cockroaches. Unlike the land Rover which is unbearably shit. And I had to deal with enough of the bastards in the Artillery.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# The Hilux is something I would consider buying if I ever need something that does what it does,
which is at present unforeseeable, but it is awesome. Mind you, I think the land rover is awesome as well. Those and the rover mini are the only cars I would consider buying for any reason at all. But I can walk, so...

I just worked out, if I worked 47 weeks a year, 5 days a week, in the centre of town, at today's prices that would cost me 47*5*2*£9 = £4230 in taxi fares. I reckon plenty of people spend that much a year or close on their cars, when you take it all into account - the price of the car itself, road tax, insurance, petrol, maintenance...
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Oh don't get me wrong,
given a choice, which I was, I bought a Mitsubishi L200 Warrior and have had 3. But ifI wanted a monster I could not afford to replace each year then it would always be a hilux.

As for spend?

2007 I spent £67k on a car, beginning 2008 I ordered one and put a deposit down, end 2008 I bought another one for £11k and Mar 2009 the one I ordered a year before arrived which after credit crunch cost me £70k
I'm not the average motorist ;)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I might own a car one day.
But I probably won't.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# what a stupid design
someone deserves to be hung
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Yeah!
That could kill someone! Let's kill someone!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
# now thats world leader talk
*promotes you to world leader*
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Yeah.... people with broken feets....right idiots! :D
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Hehehe
I love the fail video of those pillars.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# bollockards!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Stop taking the piss out of car drivers
Right thats it i'm off to bed!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# not all car drivers crash into automatic bollards
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha cockcscscscs
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Somebody give me a job please.
I'm actually not completely useless, really.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Do you have any objections to being some form of sexy maid?
Also, your profile is eggcellent.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Okay.
Hold this tray and stand over there.

And Nooooo SLACKING!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
# bwahahaha!
shopped pics etc
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Corbettlols!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# well if I weren't at work maybe I could paste that hideous mug onto each of the dudes in the lemonparty picture maybe
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Bookmark the image.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
# as an emergency emetic?
 
for emergencies?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
# this^
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# It was the last thing I expected :D
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Is this who I think it is?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
# You tell us :)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Ah, yes.
It is then.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I think the pretentious fuck has me on ignore
for some reason. We'll soon see.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
# You wonder why I don't respond to you when you say things like that?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# B3ta seems to have been terribly sad recently.
I don't like this. Can we all please have some super happy fun time?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# YEAH? FUCK OFF HOPPY SHIT-FOOT!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Hahahaha that's excellent.
Up with this sort of thing.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# There was a time when you were nice to me :(
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Haha, you're wonderful and everything, but that comment made me laugh.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# *reaches round*
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# That's more like it :D
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# ^THIS HARD
FOR MOMENTS LIKE THIS, YOU NEED THE STELLAR UNIT
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Or the new Manic Street Preachers album with lots
of super depressing lyrics from BEYOND THE FUCKING GRAVE MAN!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I'm so happy I could piss a biscuit.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Prove it with pics!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Some of them need natural colours and flavours...
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# that'll be the kidney stones
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# piss me a jammy dodger
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# I can shit you a bourbon if you like?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
# It might be a bit nutty
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
# i've noticed this.
i think i might piss off for a bit if tomorrow's like this as well
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
# good
:3
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I'm angry, Tom. I'm real angry.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Hello angry Tom
I'm angry Craig. Wanna start a support group?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I only join Yahoo groups, sorry.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# *supports with firm yet bouncy boobs*
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I've never had a bad word to say about you
and it's not worth dealing with on b3ta.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Since there is little chance the discussion would occur elsewhere, could I ask why the above, then?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Because your pictures are shite!
;)
/runs far far away
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Well, at least that's a good reason!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Bless!

Will it bite
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# never?
what about: 'pretentious fuck'?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# I apologise for not
adding 'up until this point'.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# not worth a new thread.
must troll better!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I do feel a cunt
I have only just seen people have been putting them down the page
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
# He knows what he likes!

(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# HAHA - VETTRIANO!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# that is a delightful mushroom cloud
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# "Oh what a splendid evening we're having!"
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Margaret, did you leave the oven on?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# arrgh
I despise that guy.

He's like me. No talent but quite able to make a picture out of someone else's work. I just don't pretend it's something to make a living out of.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Oh wow I have one of them paintings
not sure why...
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# don't sue!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# If it cheers up Stan, it's all good!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# maybe you could go suck his dick, that usually works
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
# lolignores
.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# OH HAI COMEDY ACCOUNT
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Woaaaah! Wooooaaaaaaaah!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# ARE YOU GETTING SOME RIGHT NOW?
 
I HOPE SO
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
# I WAS BUT I HADN'T NOTICED.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# hey what are the chances of you being in Sydney next week?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
# very, very slim.
 
WHAT ARE THE HAPS
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
# haha
and thanks for the silverfish link
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
# yeah I went home last night and listened to Organ Fan again, good and loud
 
I should try and find copies of Cockeye and Fat Axl if at all possible
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# i have fat axl kicking about somewher
swap you for 'with scramlbed egggs'
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# there's some live footage in youtube too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFwP9xvljRs

hopefully people will upload more.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
# if you don't have a moral objection, this would be your friend
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# SWEET
 
until I can obtain originals this is great
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# likewise
off down to real groovy at lunchtime i think. i imagine the eps are out of print tho.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
# he looks like bruce parry,heres some pikeys being arrested who smashed up a pub in my town,fucking knackers
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# haha So now they hire Bungle from Rainbow to do the Sooty Show?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# bungle is massive
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
# word
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# This is my representation of 2D:
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
# do you guys really hate each other or is this just a little tiff?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Nah, it's a little png.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Who do I hate now? :(
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Oh noes :(
He is so sad. Maybe it is like that book, Flat Stanley. He is all sad because he is only 2D, but then he will cheer up when a lady drops her ring down a grate and he can tie a bit of string around his ankle and get through the gap because he is flat and stuff. That book was awesome. Nearly as good as Clever Trevor by Brough Girling. That was the one what was about a green parrot who was really clever and stuff, and his name was Trevor. And he was Green too. That book was super awesome!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# flat stanley was shit hot
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# :D
For a minute there I was starting to think I was the only person who remembered it :D

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_Stanley
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
# i loved when he caught the art gallery thieves
dressed up as a shepherdess!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Ah man!
Flat Stanley was so badass!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# He looks like Hitler
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# What else looks like Hitler?
Post suggestions.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Robert Mugabe.
Well, he looks like Hitler after a lolarious mishap whilst enjoying some japes at a mollasses factory.

Charlie Chaplin, but Hitler was funnier according to KillerKitti. LOLS!

My Uncle John. Well, he does, but without the moustache.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Marmalade.
Spring rolls.
A dog on a slide.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# i want to see a dog on a slide!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Show me someone who doesn't.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
# dogophobics
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
# THAT ISN'T EVEN A THING. DAMN.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
# HOW DO YOU KNOW?
are we arguing? it seems to be the done thing tonight
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I'm stomping my feet. I'm really angry. Are you really angry? This is a fight. We're fighting.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
# i'm itching.
itching and tetchy. tetching.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Pour on boiling water.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# that would hurt.
i get them taken out on friday, my stomach has an unhappy face scar on it.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
# This is me. I'm hanging out with my tummy. I was thinking about beetles.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# beetles are good
i imagine them making trundly noises when they walk
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
# :D I like this idea.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Stephen Fry.
Oh hang on, I thought you said a dog on Hugh Laurie.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Hugh Laurie is very high in friction.
Little sliding opportunities.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Sadder
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Don't be sad.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
# funt time at the /board
see you all when this childish game is over. Nite.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# He posted a picture of him self and said shop it!!
And i put a wink!
WTF
LOLZ
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Hahaha, fucking good :)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Dom DeLuise
is dead :(
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# It's a bit foggy out.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
# alien spark plugs!
very nice!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# mind the piss
edit: GOBLIN YOU BIG CHICKEN
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# here, have a cloth.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# You mad person!
How do you always see stuff that I've not noticed before?

:D
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# lots of drugs in my teens.
plus, being born of parents who are a few sandwiches, a blanket, a flask, cutlery and a whole grassy field short of a picnic.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
# fucking hell
is that like some sort of alien powerstation or something?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I was having a bit of a Forbidden Planet* moment.
*The Walter Pidgeon movie, not the comic store....

I may put some lightning in there...
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
# fucking top movie
i'm going to have rent it again
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Top film :)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Most frightening invisible monster ever - classic movie
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Haha
Lieutenant, what exactly do those pulse rifles fire?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# 'yeah, but it's a dry heat'
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# maybe they don't show up on infrared at all
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# ^ best line....
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
# i don't know which species is worse
you don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Those People are DEAD, Burke!!!!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
# well, you're not going to sleaze your way out of this one
i'm gonna see that they nail your ass right to the wall for this, right to the wall
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
# That is the best line
because it's sort of true
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
# sad but true
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# One of our elephants just died up at Whipsnade :(
According to an email I just got, i'm off to watch Aliens to get me to sleep

(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# i may watch it myself
my staples are itching like fuck and i can't scratch them :(
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Play Safe!
Do not retrieve frisbee!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Now that
I love
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# So you hated his other stuff? ;)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
# You'd have every right to!
:)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# All your work has been a bit shite untill this one though come on
You know i'm jesting
Maybe ;)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Electricalsubstationtastic!
make some lightning conductivity!

you're arts are strong
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Aha - I was just following on from what Micto was saying...
I shall investigate.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# That's quite an abacus
Very nice
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Counts all the way up to 4.
So beyond the limit of a proofreader for The Sun, for instance...
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# ROFL
I will never understand why people read those tabloid rags.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# They don't read they scan for
key words - Tits, Asylum Seekers, poofs, football and such anything else is just words so they get bored and look at the pictures of women who can't afford a bra.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I like the little curly things in the background!
which thing are you using to generate these ones? Is it structuresynth?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Why are all my dinner plates arranged like this?
WOO!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
# They're having a 'Fantasia' moment!
;-)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
# night on bald mountain
is the only reason to watch fantasia
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# The anal pumping system for Cyril Smith. Bam, blast from the past and he is still alive
sexy as every sir
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I'm worried about the connections you're making...
;-)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I'm sure they probably have him hooked up such a machine, as they put truck fulls of food in to his mouth
Right I am going to bed now, I am spelling word the wrong way round

night all

take care
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Night, chap!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
# gonna need a bigger dishwasher
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Hahaha yes!

and: wonderful image
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Cheers, Mr Cre!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
# *LOL*
Nicely, sir!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# ooh crikey
evening fella

nice
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Evening, young chap!
Thanks!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Where did he go??
The one that said this was dull??

(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Kebab?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# It's Kebab's stunt double!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# The Coco pop stuck in his moustache is making me feel ill....
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Jesus?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# yes
my son?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I pooped in your cup lmao
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
# *waves*
Hello.

You see, I do reply.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Peer Pressure
He probably realised his life was just as dull and killed himself.
.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# this is it!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# OMG, King Charles has come back from the dead
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# OH GOBBO YOU SEXY BEAST
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
# SSG?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
# i had to go for a poo.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# i was referring to the general dull arty pictures on here,
that seemed to have taken over from the point of b3ta, i.e. funny pics,
but i felt that all of my upset and anger and rage didn't deserve to be aimed at this one picture, which in itself is lovely enough.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
# See that shaver behind him,
that's my shaver. He's such a cunt.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
# you don't want to know what i did with that shaver.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# You don't want to know what you were actually brushing your teeth with.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# your pubes.
i know.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Gorgeous!
Woo
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Thanks, Guv'nor!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
# its like fucked up space pottery
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
# :D
Again, you've pointed out something that I didn't immediately think of.

(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
# are you being sarcastic? im confused wahhhhh!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Not in the slightest!!!
I just didn't look at them like that. :)

Always better to see things through someone else's eyes...
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# ok,cool,they look nice and smooth,i like the way its hi-res
i think i asked before but forget,what program did you use?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
# 10000's upon 10000's of biscuits
mmmm
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
# it's the martian jaffa cake repository
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Farley's Space Rusks FTW!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# someone really needs to do some dishes, LOLOLOL!!!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Leave Pasa alone!!


(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
# No don't :)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Leave me alone!

(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Haha 2D, you're such a card
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
# card
r
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
# You were the one that took his mic, right?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Psych!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Woohoo!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Hey no!

Because no.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Oh yes!

Because yes.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I think it is the rolled up y fronts
next to his chair that make this pic....
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# hey!
where did you get my picture?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
One of the best :D
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Is that me?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
This is just wrong.... Woo!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Yet it feels so right.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
# this is hideous
and yet it makes me do laughs.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
# let me set my mind restore
to before i saw that image
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# *does not want*
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# g'day
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
# that ringo starr's let himself go....
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Bwahaha
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
# sigh.
In the interests of fairness, this is me. Please shop me and make me look like a cunt to cheer Stan up.



Click for bigger (367 kb)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# you have a woman growing out of your head!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# not fair!
you've already gnops the source!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I have a petite head you ginger cunt ;)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Pffft
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
# no real need to
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# would
possibly have
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# You have fine perky breasts - you lied ;)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# have you not seen the naked me
floating around?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# can I have a page on there please?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Why not.

I've been meaning to redo all the navigation and stuff anyway.

/edit: just gaz me what you'd like. I really need some sleep very soon ;)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
# we'll talk tomorrow.
perhaps we can put stuff on there that might actually make people ask for us to be theor photoshopping bitches ;)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Sure thing

Laterzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Are they Jack Vettriano's paintings in the background?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# don't get me started on that
Scottish, tracing, talentless twat.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Luxurious pillows for shoulders? A nice hat? All in a days work.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Proper LOL :D
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
# haha. I didn't think anyone would actually bother.
but fuck, that made me laugh.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
# he looks like the evil offspring
of a leprechaun and a gay air steward
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I would never stoop so low
 


SO HERE'S ONE I PREPARED EARLIER
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Haha bloody hell FUCK YEAH
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:53, archived)
# ahhhhahhhah
woo!



and yay.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
# KILL IT!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
# kill it with every thing
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Yay for fighting, tax evading dutch clowns!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
# pfffft
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I used to watch all his exciting tv shows
some of them were even too scary at times
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
# You know what the true meaning of a clown is, don't you?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Yep
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# 'Ning Rap
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# WELL, HELLO, HELLO.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Haha! I love the head vibrate.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Shit man!
The side you your blarg have fallen off! :D

Woo!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

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