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# let's get it on............

(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:25, archived)
# this is amazing!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:26, archived)
# On top of the . . . the . . . hummn . . . whatever that is !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)
# sexytime!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)
# mamma mia!!
:D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Did Henson make Whoopi?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:32, archived)
# She had a one night stand with Crazy Frog.
This is the result.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:33, archived)
# hahaha
I thought I'd seen that jaw before!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Whoopi Goldburg has no eyebrows. True fact.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Mu I like your rendition of tubgirl I think it was really good.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)
# brrrrrdingdingdingdongbrrrr

(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Whoopin' time !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# La la la la la la . . . chin chin !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# lol:D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)
# hahaha.......GOT ME SUM WHOOPIN' TA DO
:D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# whoopin goldberguette
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
yet a bit sick
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)
# get out now!
it's a Titanic trap!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)
# We can't repel an iceberg of that magnitude!

(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Hahaha:DD
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:48, archived)
# This was in yesterday's Evening Standard...


Click for bigger (289 kb)


I'm guessing his cock exploded...
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Shocking!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:02, archived)
# indeed, that cropping is terrible
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Resistance to puns.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:32, archived)
# QUAD SPANG!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:33, archived)
# OhmMG
.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# I don't think I've got the capacitor for many more of these...
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:32, archived)
# There's an episode of "Cracker" where this happens
the coroner tries to show Coltraine a "genuine carbonated penis."
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Han Solo is not a penis! ;)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:04, archived)
# He isn't?
Maybe I'm just looking in the wrong place...
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# like lemonade?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:18, archived)
# I am loving the way you shopped it to look like a scanned bit of news paper.

* What font matching software do you use?

EDIT: maybe his leg had just grow?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Maybe super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Indeed
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Tech Support Barbie
Oh my god
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)
# You've also got to remember
to put some text in on the reverse side and give it just the right amount of bleed through.
I once got the Guardian's spot the ball competition (this was years ago), scanned in the side with the image on it and also the other side. Reversed the other side and then took it away from the image side, just the right amount (I think it was something like 8%) and then I did a edge detect on it, found the bit that had different frequency characteristics (ie, was smoother - indicating where they had pasted the background into the image), took the centre of that as where the ball was and won the competition.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# crikey!
this is science!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# i think the standard reply is
"Quick, tell the internet!"
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Dig that crazy beat !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:54, archived)
# You are Valin
AICMFP
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Diggin' it too !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Why is Papa Smurf farting so much?
Edit: I made a compo suggestion
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:56, archived)
# He thinks it's a gas !
Clicked on suggestion to boot !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Clicked on your pic to sandal
:-D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:02, archived)
# I like this
And I'll be sanding the widgeon later.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:18, archived)
# I'll be doing a spot of Indoor Fishing
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:25, archived)
# haha...he's contributing to global warming
well done that man:D:D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:20, archived)
# When yo hot . . . yo hot !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:27, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Groovy
♪♪♪♪♫♫♫♪♪♪♪
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:54, archived)
# smokin baby
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# The only way to riff !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
# NSFW and it's got a little pipkin in it
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:49, archived)
# you need the links board
there here is the board board
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)
# [dramatic music]
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Work it!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:53, archived)
# It's the Hayseed Dixie Mariachi Human League.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:54, archived)
# ^ I like all of these...

/not been here for a while blog (did I miss anything?)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:03, archived)
# No
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:21, archived)
# GREAT!
What time are you all going to post some funny stuff?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:26, archived)
# 2012
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:30, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# top band...can imagine 'em all on stage at once
:D:D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Yay for Mambo Kurt
he knows how to please a crowd ;-)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:46, archived)
# a) Hipster twats
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:52, archived)
# is this the same shit you linked before
isn't time you fucked off?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:55, archived)
# I think this is the only thing I've seen you post, you nonce
 
and I still haven't fucking watched it
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# why am i watching idiots thinking they are being clever and unique?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)
# somebody asked me to draw a penis in a heart shaped knot
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:30, archived)
# it'd make a good t-shirt
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:35, archived)
# or an advert for a contraceptive clinic
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:41, archived)
# so why did you do this
what are you trying to remember
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:59, archived)
# "Never tie a knot in your penis"
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:03, archived)
# those veins look like cracks
in freaking death valley
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Oddly enough, I went to Death Valley once.
It looks like a giant bollock covered in veins.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Git.
I went to Chicago once, had a great time, met a girl.
Then I tried to go back and got deported.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:15, archived)
# I'm lying about Death Valley.
I've been to the Grand Canyon though.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:35, archived)
# America's giant sandy vagina.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:51, archived)
# I JUST TOLD YOU I GOT DEPORTED.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:52, archived)
# actually i first wanted to write
Grand Canyon but then i wouldnt know where it would have all those cracks
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# chapped sack is a serius condition
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:06, archived)
# did you use bill clinton as a guide?


looks a bit like a dog bone.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:05, archived)
# it's not technically a knot, more of a twist
do it again!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Augh, fuck!
Just looking at that brings tears to my eyes...
*insert 'eye of penis' joke here*
*insert 'insert' joke here*
:D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:36, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:42, archived)
# you've got a bone of your own
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:28, archived)
# RIP Michael Foot
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:59, archived)
# hehe!
suttle
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Gotta hand it to ya . . . you had me going there for a bit !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Yes RIP :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:20, archived)
# jesus!!!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:29, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahahaha!!!
when the pogo stick hits his belly, poop flys out of his bum bum

hahahahahahahhaha!!!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:33, archived)
# You're missing the point.
It's a clever comment. About a thing. That is clever.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:55, archived)
# OH OK THEN IT ISN'T
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Truly a great ironist of our times.
LET'S HAVE A POO PARTY
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:34, archived)
# hahahahahha
poop came out of his bum too!!!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
# look, i did one too!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Rat is dead :(
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:49, archived)
# ate too much bread
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Shit until your eyes bleed.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:04, archived)
#
 

 
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Gleefully malicious.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:56, archived)
# He named his dog after Dizzee Rascal
just saying, like.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:22, archived)
# the coffin bearer in the middle looks like sean astin of the goonies and lord of the rings fame :D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Sam Gamgee, Ass Monkey,
Ha ha ha ha
Sam Gamgee, Ass Monkey,
Ha ha ha ha
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:30, archived)
# I'm too stupid to see what you've done.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:29, archived)
# council jacket shoulders ;)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:31, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_jacket

Former British Labour Party leader Michael Foot was pilloried for supposedly wearing a donkey jacket at a remembrance day wreath laying ceremony
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:34, archived)
# What do people have against donkeys?
Seriously, thanks for the explanation.
Yes, Michael Foot dared to be more committed to substance than form.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:01, archived)
# It's a shame this is no longer the case in modern politics..
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:13, archived)
# It's no longer the case anywhere.
Yes, it's a shame.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Heard some of his oratory on the radio.
He was a talented man.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Are they made from Donkeys?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:12, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on here.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Hahaha
That is fantastic

Woo
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)
# RIP Michael.. :(
...and still Thatcher lives
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:59, archived)
# This is great (RIP)
You don't have to be a socialist to appreciate Michael Foot's honesty & integrity (and intelligence); people like him make most of our comtemporary politicians look incredibly self-serving & shallow.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:23, archived)
# No, it's the self-serving shallowness that does that.
But I get your point.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
# for Fresh water mole - it says chedge :D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# CHEDGE
Brilliant stuff :)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:02, archived)
# CHEDGE - visually paraphrasing the above...
This says CHEDGE as well (it's the evening, I'm supposed to be emptying the tumble drier, its my first go at this type of art so; imitation, flattery and all that).
Just thought I'd see what it looks like.

How to read...
---------
[James Linden]       I would say that
.
               CHEDGE
.
This was easier to read
---------
Time to empty the tumble drier.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Chalked up another good'n !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:07, archived)
# cheers :)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:08, archived)
# I really like these
I want one
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:41, archived)
# HOORAY!!!!!
Thanks very much!

This is now my laptop's wallpaper.

Cheers.

:D

*clicks*
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Superbs
clickies
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:20, archived)
# ahem, incoming chick in bikini
incoming chick in bikini
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Thought it said click in a bikini and almost borked my mouse . . .
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
# i was just about to edit the title to that to fuck with your head :)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:57, archived)
# It don't take much . . . now . . . about my sore finger . . .
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:59, archived)
# pfffft
she'll kill us all!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Snow she won't
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Aloha
rubs thighs
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:57, archived)
# :D
nips ahoy
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Ooh yeah
Engage ion cannons
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Bravo Delta Uniform Yankee Foxtrot
Roger that. definately!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:05, archived)
# november oscar romeo kilo sierra
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:06, archived)
# What's that?
Victors got some charlie? and Mike's having an X-Ray with Juliet in November?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:08, archived)
# NORKS!!!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Ah ha!
Papa Hotel Whisky Oscar Oscar Oscar Alpha Romeo Romeo!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:14, archived)
# now you've got the hang of it
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:21, archived)
# bduyf?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:09, archived)
# LOL :D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:07, archived)
# It's the age-old story...
Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, girl has huge pink claw...

(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# lol wtf
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# What the hell are those things
and where can I buy them?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
# They're Japanese ladies
and I don't think you can......Oh, you mean the CLAWS?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# *spang*
I should've put money on that reply.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
# search for Gloomy Bear Arm Pillows
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:01, archived)
# ta
here's a hint - never do a GIS for 'furry pink claws' :(
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Kinda crabby . . .
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Haha
I love her too :(
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# More surple . . .
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)
# I always wondered
Why that stuff is so damn expensive?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)
# It is a slow yet tedious process . . .
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
# I heard a rumour
that they force them to take catnip to make them work harder.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Right you are . . . they are put on a slow drip . . .
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# i want pancakes
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Speaking of nice looking stacks . . . I just looked through your binos . . . up there ^
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:57, archived)
# they're not for sale
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Slow . . . but steady . . .
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:22, archived)
# HEADSWAP!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Would, wouldn't.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)
# She always did wear the trousers at Number 10
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)
# she likes the bubbles up her hoo-ha
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:29, archived)
# yes
it tickles her.... .... Tchaikovsky
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Good grief, she's lost weight!
I believe the appropriate response at this juncture is "Would".
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Hahaha nice one!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)
# cheers barbar
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Heads of Slate !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Nice :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:25, archived)
# ahhhahhahhhah
 
putting Brown in a dress makes him look that much more like Terry Jones
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:08, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)
# I got a cheque for 177 quid from the electricity company today
They'd been overcharging me for ages, apparently.
And hopefully the meter reader didn't make a mistake at the last reading.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)
#
"didn't make a mistake"

"actually read the fucking thing"
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Haaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)
# hahahah:D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:23, archived)
# I got a real charge out of that !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Volt are you talking about?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Elementary my dear Ohms !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)
# That pun should be done for assault and
battery
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)
# If you don't stop punning I'm going to give you electron why it isn't big or clever.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Thats enough shocking puns thanks :-p
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)
# ??????
Watt puns?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:25, archived)
# HAhhahhahahhahahhahahahhahaahahahhaaaaa
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:01, archived)
# i laughed my ass off about this one
its a freaking eel using a phone. thats all i need to be amused
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)
# It's behind you!!
oh, never mind..
woo : )
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Serving up snax !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:08, archived)
# I take it it wasn't a success
: D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Sadly, the programme was abandoned in October 1910
due to lack of funding. And success.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Looks as though they might as well stick to beet farming . . .
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:15, archived)
# The monkey obviously wasn't peddling fast enough
Now, if they utilised the double-monkey system they might get into orbit, then reach ape-ogee.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
Where were you in 1910 when they needed you?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:19, archived)
# not peddling fast enough, eh?
Maybe he should use e-bay
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:26, archived)
# in 1910, the dutch inventor mediocre attempted to launch a monkey into space. based in the town of tarporley...
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:28, archived)
# From left to right:
Mr Mediocre, Mr Mediocre, Mr Mediocre, monkey, Mr Mediocre. Tarporley.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
click
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
# "To the bamboo forest Waspy" !!!!!!!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Whooooosh!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Classic b3ta!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)
# cheers : )
i fear they will never get to that forest though : (
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
# :D:DD
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)
# that's fantastic :D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Bonkers
and excellent.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Hi Ho Waspy . . . Up Up and Panda Away !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
# An end-of-day silly. :)

EDIT: My apologies to non-geeks.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# I'm sure this is terribly punny
But it's rissed all over me.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Technology.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# "Eunuchs" is a pun on "Unix"
A backend system commonly used by internet servers.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Ahhh roight so gotcha.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Server is a big noisy thing that needs fans.
Also, it's someone who serves drinks.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# "big noisy thing that needs fans"
... Like Oasis?
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Ha.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# This sounds like current affairs.
But I can't put my mind on it
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Ha
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# SPANG!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# That's a quality pun
This gets a seal of approval.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:04, archived)
# hahahahah! *compu-spangs*
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Perfect for the end user !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# My god.
What are apologising to non-geeks for? They're not the ones hurting!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)
# SPANG!
and arf! in equal measures, with a twist of lime.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Click 'n' spang :)
 
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:55, archived)
# hahaha
*prints out for I.T office noticeboard*
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)
#
fantastic!!!

However it doesn't contain an monotonous, middle-aged joke about David Cameron so it'll never make the front page
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# ha!
poor eunuchs
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Top Punnage!!!
... also, who's this guy? ^
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Looks like your American doppleganger.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)
# I'm no doppleganger
he is, get him!
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 4:08, archived)
# Oh no, not again ...
Annoyingly, this actually happened to me in Real Life....

( The American Doppleganger thing, that is ... not being emasculated, sliced in two, and used in bad puns ;-> )
 



(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# oh, fucking hell..
ace.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# You what mate?
oh..'apologies to non geeks'
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Fucking. Ace.
Laughed so hard I farted.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# The best gags
The ones you don't have to explain are always the best gags.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)
# .
Painful, even to geeks. Top punning though :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 18:28, archived)
# *Chortles*
I've just moved over to Ubuntu.
Much nicer than Windoze.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)
# I groaned
like a blue whale.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# should we switch to mocking clegg?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Hmmm ...
I think this might need a little more work.

I am really hoping - purely for the interest value - to see a hung parliament.

It won't happen, at all.

But I'm hoping.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# A person is sane
people however will just swing from one party to another just to express anger at the other. cunts.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# As soon as I'm Grand High Glorious Poobah and The Benign Dictator of All Earth In His Wisdom
I'll put a stop to that.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# And then spoil their ballot.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Haha
a drop of water is dry, but a swimming pool is wet?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Is there enough to rope?
Ba-dum tssssshhhh
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Let's mock Mark Thomas, purely on this principle
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Let's just mock Mark Thomas
The worthy, fraudulent git.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)
#
what's wrong with him?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)
# *gets coat
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)
# oof
TOO SOON MAN
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Just thought i'd get the ball rolling..
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Foot is no longer afoot . . .
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# straight
to hull!
Onward to hull!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:57, archived)
# awww
6 foot under
:(

I remember doing impressions of him when I was a lad.
What a crazy childhood I had.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Sexy Cyborg
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)
# that is awesome :D
*clicks like mental*
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# that is fucking AWESOME!
*click*
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# I agree with Rock Lobster:
Are you going to colour your pic in?

(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Maybe...not sure at this point.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# together, you and Walrusman could rule the world!!!!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)
# .......I already rule the world..........nobody knows that just yet, but you wait!..........;D..........
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# RULE HARD !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# I play Motorhead's "Iron Fist" in the background.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Whoa! That freaked me out!
(she looks even hotter now!)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Does she do cyborg-on-cyborg?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# A little bit like Moebius
Woo!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Marvellous Work, there.
*clicks hard*
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)
# You keep sweet company !
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarvelous !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)
# This is why I haven't been doing any animations...
...I'm getting serious with the pen, yo!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)
# I had the feeling that something was up . . . and that something is you !
CoooooooooooooooooooooooooL
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# V. nice
shades of Aubrey Beardsley.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# That is quite excellent
I rather like the little floating slug/screen thing
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# That is the 'Control'...
...voice activated, it controls everything in the house.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)
# woah! nice work.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# sup bro?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# busy busy
all work, no play :(
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Damn...I'm all play and no work...
...what's up with that? (Save your coins man, tough times ahead).
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# sage advice
so long as i stay out of the record stores, i should be ok :)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:14, archived)
# check the cool wax!
...........................See ya's!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:16, archived)
# you quite like lily cole then?
very nice picture :)
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# I love all shapes and sizes...
...it's a curse really.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Now that's what I call uncanny valley.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Phwoarrrrr
I clicked this before commenting, that's how good this is.
Please sell prints or something.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)
# someday.......when I get my shit together.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:14, archived)
# I'll click to that
even if she is a bit madonnaish
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Maybe a young untarnished Madonna...:D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahaha fiction FTW
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)
# does she have
PERM-ERECTTM nipples?

WOO! splendid pikcha
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:21, archived)
# nice skills
nice Sunabouzu in the background there, too :D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Top diaphonousnessnessness...ness.
w/y/h!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# wow thats amazing
*click* you have lots of talent :D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:04, archived)
# god damn this is maximum excellent
:D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:27, archived)
# perky little thing ain't she?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 2:07, archived)
#
Great, but disproportionate!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 8:12, archived)
# My first one of these. I think it should win the compo
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Happy candle day!
Smug bastard! :D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Also:
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)
# oh bollocks, I just uninstalled portal a few days ago... I might have to re-install it and try that out


edit: And how bloody long are we going to have to wait for HL Ep3???

(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:22, archived)
# ^ THIS
it's been fucking ages and I have no other games/tv shows left to tide me over
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Vaaaaaaalve!
*shakes fist*
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# haha
now that's extreme pisstakery :D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I think it should too.
:D

*clicks*
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Bless you Moleypoo
...and big congrats on the FPs :D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Cheers Ninjybaby!

:D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# I've done a couple...

(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:24, archived)
# ...

(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
# !

(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Hahahahahaha! Nice.
:D

(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:35, archived)
# with the exception of skin tone...
that has to be the best smug bastard shopping I've ever seen
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Yeah, I know what you mean
pink face, tanned hands...
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:35, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Happy Flaming Wax Day, you smug bastard!...
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Smug smug of smugness . . . Happy 7 Candle Day !
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Thanks Valin
:D
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:59, archived)

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