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# I don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Hahaha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# no reason
is usually the best reason
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# just when you thought bob carolgees has dropped off the radar forever,
he pops back up
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# like the threat of nuclear war
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:48, archived)
# a bit like that,
but less funny
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Do you need a reason?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# the reason is treason
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
#
And punishable with more reason
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# with a need for speed
In other news, the Daily Mail's been a bit too enthusiastic in its stealing pics from the internet... Again...
www.theregister.co.uk/2010/05/26/twitpic_mail/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Yes
I tweeted that earlier. I find it a bit odd though that anyone puts anything of value on Twitpic. They explicitly state that whilst you remain the copyright holder of the image you give complete usage rights to the operators of Twitpic.
This does not excuse the Fail for claiming that anything on Twitpic is public domain. The twats.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# I thought that you had to give any image hosting site rights to use the image,
or else you'd be able to sue them for hosting it in the first place. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:00, archived)
# You may have to.
Twitpic are a bit naughty as in they claim full commercial usage rights. It's a bit dodgy. Even so, It's not public domain and the Mail had no right to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Yeah like she'll get her money
This is exactly the prollem with the DEB.

"You stole my pic."

"No I didn't."

"You did. You owe me dollar."

"No I don't."

"I'll sue."

"Go on then. I have an army of lawyers. You are a freelancer."

"Erm ... *whine*"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:57, archived)
# I reckon your assessment is correct as far as it goes...
but there are many ways to persuade a publication to change its 'policies'.
For instance, the Mail has online message boards...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# ... on which they will not print comments that they do not like.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:15, archived)
# You're right.
Still, if they received thousands of complaints every single day that's going to get old very quickly. I really do think there are ways to bring pressure to bear in these situations.
We're all kind of feeling our way forward... lots of people on here have had stuff used without permission and have even had their pics 'copyrighted' by some organizations, and we've had to find ways to respond which encourage better behaviour from the biggest offenders. A threat of legal action against Murdoch or whatever is a joke, but there are other ways to bring pressure to bear and we need to keep trying, otherwise everything posted online will be fair game for those worthless cunts to steal and profit from. Hell, most of us aren't even pushing for payment, just fair attribution.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:26, archived)
# "otherwise everything posted online will be fair game for those worthless cunts to steal and profit from"
It would be forgivable for a naiive person to think that this is exactly the intention.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:30, archived)
# It wouldn't be so bad
were it not for the fact the Murdoch has 'decided' that people need to start paying to get their news online.
Fine, that's up to the consumer, but if they're paying someone to see stuff I've made then I want some fucking credit at the very least, and I'm by no means alone in that.
It's still kind of frontier territory on the web, there's still a lot of lines to be drawn, which is why I think this situation might be open to influence, and why I definitely think it's worth being stubborn and awkward about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Haha!
In other news, I just caught Mr Doog looking through my window!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:43, archived)
# haha superb
also - did you see: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8706700.stm

Gorillaz to replace U2 at Glasonbury
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:45, archived)
# pssst
www.b3ta.com/board/10065654
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Griffy Savalas doesn't read posts!
did you see!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:46, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Haha!
Oh deary me
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:47, archived)
# how far can this one go?
just don't ask smurfette, she's had a hard time, one girl and all those smurfs - it must look like a torn wellie top!

(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahahaaa
Holy shite. I think I'm in love
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:55, archived)
# haha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:55, archived)
# ARGH!
RUN AWAY!

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Bwahahaha!!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:03, archived)
# haha
what have I unleashed!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 16:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Aww
She can't afford to heat her home.
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# needs more
hitler
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:50, archived)
# I have teh fear
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 26 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking hell that's disturbing.

Still laughing at this. It's the way you've left the mouth and beard in place.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:03, archived)
#
disturbing Windy Miller
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Haha you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
That's so bloody stupid :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:04, archived)
# FUCK!
coffee - monitor interface has been achived! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:10, archived)
# :D
best one so far
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# now htat realyl is the darkness ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 26 May 2010, 19:11, archived)
# so dark my fingers stopped working.
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 26 May 2010, 19:12, archived)
# "OBEY"
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:26, archived)
# it's winking at me!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Send her your pin number written on a packet of custard creams...
Immediately! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# wtf? kirsty wark?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Paxman looks like he's holding in a giggle! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Parkinson's much more professional.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# is there no limit to the amusment i can get from pictures of divers?
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# *trying to contain office lols with minor giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# far too creepy......
top work, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# I just saw the post above this...
looks like it might be rolling.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Rolling, rolling, rolling
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# ^ HA HA HA HA I think she needs a name
How about "Beryl Yorks"?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# ?
....first result on gis
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# That's her!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# One-Legged Luce


Click for bigger (98 kb)
Can a sister get some help over here?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# hahahah!
you are clearly quite mad!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
#
thank you, thank you!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# haha wtf
there's something quite medieval about your...er...product
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# one-legged women make me want a doughnut
thanks to My Name Is Earl
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# george melly?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
#
george roger
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# love your stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
#
thanks dude, much appreciated as always. i just gotta figure out what to do with 'em
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:17, archived)
#


be gentle, its my first post!
(misanthropic_lobster scuttled back to his cave on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# *finds GEL*
Top post!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Horse rush!!!!!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# jalapeno or chilli gel?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Poo poo
Bum
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# top skills for a first post
TJ: Gorillaz have replaced U2
www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/news/gorillaz-announced-as-new-friday-headliners
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Oh Joy.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# about the best they could have got
at short notice. Are you going?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# woohoo!
I shall no longer have to fill bottles of piss to take to the main stage
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Cheaper than drinks from the vendors
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# But they're a fiver from the burger van!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# please please let the Sauron Effect work this time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# "Gorilla shot down over Moscow"
"Gary Powers was flying the secret gorilla spy plane over Moscow when he was shot down by an air defence missile this morning. Sources say that...."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# bah
i was quite looking forward to bono coming under attack from a hail of pissy coke bottles
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:26, archived)
# that'll be next year
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Nuts, no I have a choice to make...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Me too
had already chosen The Orb over Flaming Lips, now I'm undecided again
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# The Orb also have an afternoon slot in the Glade on saturday
I was thinking I might catch that and the Lips for the headliners. But now I'm not so sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# their Saturday slot
clashed worse than the Friday for me, but I'll have another rethink, its a nice dilemma to have
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Yes, a very nice dilemma
The more I think about it, the more Gorillaz wins. But I've changed my mind last minute in the past and may do so again...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Lovely style.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Eadweard Muybridge's "Annoying Horse at a Gallop", 1878

Eh?
(With the usual apologies to FWM for using Jeremy)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha, all kinds of yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# !
This is clickworthy. Oh yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahaha! Tribs loves horses!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:37, archived)
# ha ha
"The Annoying Horse in Motion"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Hahaha wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHA *falls over*

I NEED A POO!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
# For k3b/-\b and the Mighty Nibus
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# * Jaffa Cakes!

I haz some... look!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Gah!
Stale cakes and congealed marmalade dipped in poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# pffft
aww, I used to make a lot of things in Tk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I first looked at python less than two weeks ago.
And had no prior programming experience. I like that language.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I miss programming
I don't think rubbish PHP counts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# This is 50% win
replace coffee with Tea to obtain your remaining 50%
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# O RLY?
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post735984
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# *click*
Let battle commence!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# *Runs*
HEY!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I like that....
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Holy crap that's some hard core coder nostagia right there.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# *throws banana*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# yeah but
if coffee != "superstrong"
spitOut(coffee);
else
enjoyBevarage(coffee);
end if
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Ah, more code needed.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Isn't there always.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# There's never enough code.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Or coffee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# huzzah!


Click for bigger (94 kb)
ed: whoops...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# now I'm lost
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I took the Fourier transform of a Tim Tam. A type of chocolate biscuit.
Also biscuit must be horribly mispronounced in my presence. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Wow. fft biscuits.
Tim Tams are ok, I guess.

Ah, I see the model interested you....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# haha, yeah it seemed like something I should have a vauge idea about.
Anyway I sent an email to my terrorist friend in physics, asking if he had any ideas. There may be a friendly phd student in on the of the theory groups that might be able to help. Some people in the condensed matter group might be able to help but they are probably all slightly disinterested. Nor would they be keen to hear from me after I wasted their vacation scholarship money a while ago...*whistles*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Ah, condensed matter would be the thing.
I might have to make the walk over.

How did you waste the scholarship money? Hookers and blow?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Not that we don't appreciate your company here,
but,

isn't it stupid O'clock where you are?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Yep.
Off to bed soon. Been a busy day. Gave another magnetism lecture and missed out on a free trip to Chicago.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Hard luck Old Chum.
(Damnit that's Caberet)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Yarp.
Birdwatching would have been good in Chicago in the summer, but they're only sending Ph.D students as they can get travel funding.
Anyhoo, I'm off to bed.
Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# just past witching.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:24, archived)
# They gave me an account on a cluster machine. Told me to modify input files and run code.
I did. Then sat in a stinky fly infested office reading phd comics and lusting after the chick in high energy. It wasn't really my fault that the code didn't converge after a week of computation. It's probably my fault she doesn't talk to me any more.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Bloody code.
You should have asked her if she'd like to converge with you some evening after drinks...

This is why scientists often find it hard to make relationships.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# ERROR: RJLE &DAS failed to converge after 9999 iterations.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I see no beverage.straw function.
These Tim Tams are alpha.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Wouldn't biscuit = raw_input("What sort of biscuit did you buy?") have to come before the if/elif?
Otherwise, your biscuit is always "x" until after the conditionals, which I can only assume is some kind of experimental Jammy Dodger/Rich Tea hybrid...
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Ah, sort of.
I forgot to add the menu options bit. That way the bicuit = "x" triggers the menu to print. Not only that, once in the loop, biscuit is then a local variable and the value of the global biscuit can be ignored if replaced by the raw input.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# I'm more interested in the Jammy Dodger/Rich Tea hybrid
I think it would need more Fig Rolls and Pink Wafers to be a commercial success
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# LOOK DO YOU WANT A FUCKING BISCUIT OR DON'T YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Bored, bored, bored
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahahaaa
hahaha

christ, I'm so glad I didn't have a mouthful of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Light goes on
Light goes off
Light goes on
Light goes off
Light goes on
Light goes off
Light goes... GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I wonder if they'll go for this?


Click for bigger (51 kb)

BTW for those interested, Citroen are running a competition... hopefully they'll be lots of CDC cars for their "Director of Style" to wank over and perhaps someone with some talent might get a break too
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:56, archived)
# do we also get to redesign their website as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I would.
But then I probably don't have a massive minigun or expensive stuff the size of an elephant to haul around.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# whats mr ben doing these days?
(Captain Black, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# *win*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# That
Is bloody fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
Grand! Apparently the creator made Mr. Benn's address 52 Festive road his next door neighbours house so that THEY'D get all the pillocks knocking on the door . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:56, archived)
# haha
great idea. a bit like gluing a pound coin to the pavement and sitting nearby. :D
(Captain Black, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Or giving your mate's mobile number when you leave the munter's house in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# take any enemy
place an ad in the local paper for "ps3 for £20"

add enemys mobile number.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha
my brother-in-law is one of these chaps, and wants me to join his lodge!

*funny hand shakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:57, archived)
# *offers cock*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# *sharpens ceremonial axe*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# *prepares The Devices*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# *fetches paddle*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# i couldnt eat another thing, thanks
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I was very surprised when I was approached.
given my overt socialist views at the time and my complete abhorrence of religion. ( a belief in either a god or a guiding supreme being was kinda required )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# this is the thing with me
my Brother-In-Law isn't aware of my heathen ways
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Good old James Anderson and his unfounded, bigoted prejudices
"A Mason is obliged, by his Tenure, to obey the moral Law; and if he rightly understands the Art, he will never be a stupid Atheist, nor an irregular Libertine."

Quite what he's got against Pete Doherty is beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# haha
who wants to be a stupid atheist anyway. I'm happy being an annoying one.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# I like the idea of belonging to a secretive organisation
but don't they do charity work as well? Sod that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# it's not the rotary club
or the round table. Fuck those fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# we aren't secretive, not in the slightest
It's not a secret society, it's a society with certain secrets,
pretty much operating in the same way as a golf club, say - but not with the funky plus-fours
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I didn't say it was a secret organisation
I said "secretive", as in there are secrets. Which there are.

Now get back to your secret organisation and do some secret stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# The world won't run itself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# what are the benefits of membership?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I've made some cracking friends
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# the dances
are always a good piss-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# ah yes, that too :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# 2 grand a year!
fuck that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# 2 grand?
/surely can't be to join a lodge?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# apparently so
not sure if it's lodge fees or mandatory charity donation
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# blimey, we're nowhere near that
average lodge subs here are £100 annually, and a regular min. monthly donation of around £5 via DD or equivalent. There is also the collections at meetings etc and raffles, certainly no more than £25 per month on average for everything (in basic craft masonry), exc. the after-meeting meals and drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Jeebus!
no wonder my dad said "thanks but no thanks"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I've been asked
but I turned them down because pretending to be religious in order to hang out with the sort of people who made Jim Davidson their Grand Poobah sounds like the equivalent of being cornered by an old relative at a family gathering and having to nod and smile while they regale you with their racist views
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:26, archived)
# where on earth did you get the idea that Jim Davidson was any kind of 'grand poobah'
he really hasn't been any sort of poobah, grand or not.
Maybe master of his own lodge one year, but he's certainly not any national grand rank,
and he subsequently resigned from his masonic lodge after upsetting many others with his routine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# He was on the cover of Freemasonry Today
Which is hardly a sign that they're ashamed of the xenophobic bigot: www.freemasonrytoday.com/public/index-10.php

For a later issue:
"Jim Davidson’s masonic interests are now extensive. Apart from the Chelsea Lodge, he is the Immediate Past Master of the City of Westminster Lodge, founding Master of the British Forces Foundation Lodge, soon to become a Preceptor in Knights Templar and is a member of other Orders including, the Red Cross of Constantine and the Royal Order of Scotland."

[edit] he may have resigned from the Chelsea Lodge but the other stuff still stands
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# 'they're' ashamed.. etc etc. which 'they' would that be?
would that be me, as a mason?
he may be a (and I don't like the guy myself) xenophobic bigot, but you seem to be assuming he was allowed to be a mason because he was xenophobic and bigoted, which really is quite ridiculous.
he was on the cover in 1999, he resigned in 2002, and even if he is a member of the various side degrees etc. so what? He was pulled up by Grand Lodge for his off-colour routine in due process, he resigned.
Just because you don't like Davidson, (as I don't) don't assume that one facet of his life (masonry) is representative of all masons and their beliefs
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:46, archived)
# haha.
What's The Great Architect doing in the devil's basement?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:58, archived)
# sacrificing a virgin
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Yeah.
Trust you to waste her. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# she's falling on my 'sword'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Having a big crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Brilliant
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# I'm loving this :)
/although we have nowt to do with the Devil, just to clarify
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# how do I cook a kohlrabi?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# carefully
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I am wary of its appendages
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha!
perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:49, archived)
# ^ Needs more

P A R P !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
# FOR GOOD OF MOTHERLAND TRACTORS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:52, archived)
# hahaha
what's the sauce about?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:52, archived)
# absolutely no idea
pictureisunrelated.com/2010/05/12/wtf-photos-videos-it-is-nice/
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Mrs Goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:58, archived)
# fucking HOT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 27 May 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Look who's back...
(seb cridge, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# eminem?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# ah. The perfect opportunity to ruin everybody's lunch
by reposting this



Tronguy goes too far...again
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# GO ON PASANONIC!!!!
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:29, archived)
# its Jesus isn't it?
I fucking knew it
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:25, archived)
# back, and still missing the point
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:25, archived)
# ha ha ha
When an "unkown" or L plater comes in with "looks who's back" you know it's gonna be fun times :P
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:26, archived)
# "we're gonna have ourselves a good ol' fashioned lynching"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# He's older than all of us, yet ...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# 7 years, 2 months and 6 days, and 17 posts... Now that is some SERIOUS lurkage...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:31, archived)
# A mere child
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# you must have been 12 when you signed up
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I've recently tipped over
7 years. But they don't count previous lives ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:34, archived)
# pfff
I'm older than that
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Aye, but what has he done for us lately?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Great to see you back, Seb.
What are you having? The usual double wank and shit chips, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:26, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Oh look, it's you!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Hello again.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# me!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Yey!

{ö.ö}

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# .
(Plastic Goldfish, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:29, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:30, archived)
# lollage
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# HA HA HA ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Great, we've all missed you!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:32, archived)
# is it the renegade master?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# default damage
power to the people? That's some ill-behaviour right there mister ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Why is there never a good novelty waistcoat going cheap on ebay when you need one?
eh!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Is that all you plan on wearing?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:36, archived)
# No.
Also wearing mouse ears, bowtie and a tail
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Pass the tissues please!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Maybe he's Top Cat.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:45, archived)
# is it Mark Morrison?
once again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:40, archived)
# oh my god
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Ah....
That would be Mark Ronson...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# here it is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:48, archived)
# up and down
round and round
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# *fires up spotify*
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Cunty McThreadwaste?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Nickle?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:48, archived)
# nobody cares
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# I see nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Gainsley Ramsiott
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Jesus!
It's some kind of bastard child of Pat Sharp!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:05, archived)
# LOL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
#
Sharp Butcher
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# butcher you say?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
# ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
# haha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Spectacular!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:10, archived)
# hahahahahah! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Michael Eavis?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha
I bet she has a lever in her pants that MAKES IT GO
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
# chef = cunt^2
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 14:10, archived)
# if there is one thing I know about Harriott
it's that calling him a chef is endowing him with qualities beyond his skills. If there is one thing I know about Ramsey it's that calling him a cunt is quite acceptable. Even at parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:12, archived)
# a split-second before
he erupts and tell some spotty teenager to get the fuck out of his bastard kitchen for being a fucking cunting retard
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Hahahaha, fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:40, archived)
# A day in the life of Whato Jeeves


www.b3ta.com/board/10065149
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 26 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
no offence Mr.Jeeves:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# FWIW I didn't mean any either. The cartoon was intended to raise spirits rather than mock :D
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 26 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
# You tell his family that.
You just tell his family that.

I'm sure it will make it aaaaalll better.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# FP!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha
It's quiet in here, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Shh
You'll wake them...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Pfft!
Am resisting the urge to photoshop the story about the kid on Brighton beach to the lyrics of "beach baby, beach baby, give me your hand..."
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Oh God.
That story makes me feel physically ill.

Poor baby :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:03, archived)
# You know what - me too.
I reckon the older I get, the more mature I become, or something.

It's most disconcerting.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Quick!
Draw some CDCs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:05, archived)
#


Do you know this is the first one I've ever done? And it's not even that C a CDC!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
# It looks like the design for a novelty mouse
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:15, archived)
# They all say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Oooooooooooooooooo yeaaaheaaaah
Acrylics on canvas 60cm x 80cm :)


(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Excellent sir
Lovely light.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Thanks
I love to paint the light :)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# which is quite lidderally what "photograph" means
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Is it real painting Sunday already?
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:08, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# proper arts.
Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# top arts, top subject
lovin' it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# it looks nothing like her
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# does this chat-up line ever work?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Always.
Always.

Drink?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:55, archived)
# White Russian
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Eight year olds, Dude.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# fuck it Dude, let's go bowling
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I can get you a toe.
With nail polish
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Bloody hell, that's ace
didn't you do Columbo as well? You really need to add them to your profile
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Columbo??
Nah, wasnt me, who'd want to do Columbo? He has funny eyes!
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Oops, sorry, wrong talented person
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Don't post anyone elses work!
Clearly RW isn't Mister Mook! C]:0D

Smashing pic


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
# this is bloody amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# bloody marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# cool
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# It's a photo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Wow indeed!
Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# this is talent
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# bloody hell, that is OUTSTANDING!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Oh wow, that's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:50, archived)
#
Excellent work.
(Appox i'm a box, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Total motherfucking win.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# WOWZAS!
Very nice!
edit: I really love the forehead - looks real!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:55, archived)
# *likes*
*likes very much* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
# a masterpiece
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# you painted that?
wow!
I bet he has a gun

☻
/▌=ε//''
/ \
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# hey!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 26 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# diddle diddle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# your mum had a fiddle
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 26 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
# if only that's what she had done instead of involving my dad
then I wouldn't have to live in this shit world.

Well perhaps someone very much like me would have done at some point.

Philosophy-lols
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
# corr! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# very nice you big mook
:)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Amazing!
WOO! :D
(I helped save b3ta! 42 Loves Teh Funphenschnaffles, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Blimey
That's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 26 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# That's superb
I'm struggling with acrylic. Can't quite get that blended look you achieve up there. Mind you I bought the paints by accident thinking they were watercolours ( I was in a rush ). I shall persevere.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# I read that as "I bought the pants by accident"
now my pants are all watercolours too :D
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 26 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# ^ David Allen?

* re-lurks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# i think the painting is lovely and well detailed
although the lighting on the left eye looks a little wrong.. .like it's a different colour or something...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
# next you'll be telling me Bowie's only got 5 fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# but he hasn't
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# which ones hasn't he got?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:56, archived)
# and he can be so cruel
just like your heart can be so cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# haha
yeah it's the same in this picture only you can't see it so well


Click for bigger (381 kb)

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# You really know how to use that cloning brush don't you.
It's just a pity you have to pretend it's a drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# I love the hair
such detail!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# are you selling it?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 26 May 2010, 14:12, archived)
# That is really well done
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# O.o
wowser!
(Captain Black, Wed 26 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# blimey!
that's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Fantastic.
How much does a peice like this go for??
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 26 May 2010, 21:56, archived)
# I sold it for
150 quid to a mate :)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# nyom nyom
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Hahaha
It's wrong but yet...
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Hahah
NICKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Noms
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:55, archived)
# DUSTING OF AN OLD CHESSNUT HEAR HOEP U DONT MIND
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Not at all
Always good to see that one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# OK THEN LET ME REPOAST MY HOLE LIEF
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Yeah, I'm stopping being a cunt now.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# WILL IT EVER STOP?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:14, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Dear oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# hahahaha
spang
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I'm not sure I'm doing this right
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# everything seems to be in order here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# hahahaha
if only
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:59, archived)
# HAHAHA
Disturbingly excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# thanks :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# haha
"I asked for a fucking Topic you cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# "dez nuts are hurtin ma gums, fneerrrr"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Ha!
Lector asked if I wanted a Snickers, and I said "would I!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# "suck it"
"suck it hard" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# *chokes*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 May 2010, 16:55, archived)
# I thought I'd try to design a car...


Inspired by www.b3ta.com/board/10061021
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# AAARRRGH BRAINWORNG
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Woo!
top work!

*cricks neck*

EDIT: I done one! C]:0D



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# LoL.
Stick it on Ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# ace
now I don't have to crane my neck to look at any hot women I drive past
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# That's fab
it looks like the one Homer designs for his brother!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Homer designed his own brother?!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Hahaha it's making my brain hurt :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:36, archived)
# This little fella has a similar problem
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# hahah - I love your drawings
Really I do.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# :D
*ensnuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# ^^ this
They are a whole shower of YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# ^this
was looking at your website yesterday evening and actually cried with laughter at some of your work.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 26 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Yeah , he's lost the reciept for it as well!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Cheers chappie
I like your car even though I can't look at it for more than a few seconds at a time. Cos it mkaes my brain get the "Big-small" feeling
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Ahaha!!
Poor bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# haha, brill!
your stuff never fails to make me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# this is giving me brain pain...
top shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Is that a Ford Mongdeo?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Your picture is making me want to do The Bad Thing again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# AAAARGHHHHHHHHH!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Would that be easier to park or harder?
I can't decide.
(twattybanjo, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# either way
easier than a BMW, going on every car park I've ever been in
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Ideal car
For doing donuts in car parks!
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 26 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# :D
That's a good one to do it on...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Actually
those are a lot harded that they look. I guess you need a good source.

My attempt wasn't so good.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 26 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# I GOT CS5 TODAY!!!!
It's awesome! LOOK WHAT I DID!!!!



Sorry HT!!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# LolGazza!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I like his hat . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# how much poorer are you for the ability to do what paint shop pro has been doing for 7 years now?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# To be hionest
content aware fill seems to be the only sexy new thing in Photoshop.

It's Indesign improvements will probably save me about 100 days over a year

And it's company money so not poorer at all! Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:36, archived)
# oo what's new in ID?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Compared to CS2, tons!
Might not be new to you, but Table Styles is a biggie for me, previews on the pages palette, better indicators for locked and master page items, the layers palette is much better organised and arranged.
One of my mates is very excited about the 'Gap Tool', but I have no idea what it is yet
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# ahh ok, wonder what the difference is from CS4
be nice if Adobe hadn't buried the text direction styles - I've started to do more stuff in Arabic and it's a pain in the arse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:55, archived)
# ah, that's something we were hoping for
rather than having to rotate text boxes all the time

Luckily stuff in Arabic and what have you is outsourced. thank god.
That would give me such a headache just looking at it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:59, archived)
# yer
I had to fix a document where whoever had formatted it had just right-justified all the text

doh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Have you really got CS5
and if so is it worth me shelling out nearly 2K... (4k by the time I've equipped both PCs in the office.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Nope
It's worth an illegal download tho...
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Fraid not fella,
Reputable freelancer and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Drats
Foiled by honesty yet again...
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# It's only taken us 6 years to get the company to upgrade it
and decide a design team really should have Flash and Dreamweaver
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# ha ha, They been keeping you on the "cutting edge" then :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Oh, we are 'leading the way in advances in technology'
But, they take the attitude that if Word and paint are fine for the rest of the company, why do we need expensive software.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Been there,
Worked for a company that had much the same attitude. T'was stressful when clients sent us files we couldn't open....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Is it Real Photo Wednesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# woo yay
have a sugarlump
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Sexy horse is sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# hurrah for footballers on seamshorses!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
# all those "dinner dinners" had to catch up with him sooner or later
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Hahaha
FATMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Big boned man!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# hahahahaaa!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Christ, Mrs Batman is hawt!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:36, archived)
# yummy bat-mummy!
hee hee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Too many Bat Shakes™
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Shurely mishing shomething....
Where's the HappyToast obligatory "Tronman" willy?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Something Wonderful Goes Trolling [Maybe NSFW]
CLICK TO SEE THE COMIC

I have decided that i am just gonna do whatever I want with SOMETHING WONDERFUL, really just have no boundaries or rules or whatever. To start I may or may not have set this entire scene on a sun trenched vagina. Enjoy.
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# This

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Haha
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:53, archived)
# More comic scenes should be set on sun-drenched vaginas
I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:54, archived)
# I agree
Why limit it to normal locations
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:55, archived)
# In the interests of balance
the next scene should be set on a rain-soaked bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Yes, it should...
And probably will be...
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# gay
set it in nipple town on boobie hill
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
That's a better idea, and more fun to draw
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Twatooine?
(brain_blessed, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Bournemound
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Scunthorpe?
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:58, archived)
# more drenched than sun-drenched.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Front-Bumingham


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Fanny Bentley
"Fenny Bentley" is a real place. Honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Gashbourne
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Cracknell
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# CLACTON-ON-BEAVER
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Weston-Super-Minge
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# weston-super-muff
edit: bah
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Mind the piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Cunterbury
or Cowdenbeef-curtains
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
# West Brominge

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
WINNAR!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I'm wracking my brains for a town i can squeeze mimsy into
the best I have is

Mimsby
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# JORDAN!
She could squeeze a town into her mimsy . . . oh no . . . wait!

*sicks a little*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Quimsby, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# But that doesn't involve the word mimsy!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Would South Mimms suffice?
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Haliflaps
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:19, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 26 May 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha
aheh
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Okay my turn: Gashford
Also: Burrow-in-furryness?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Gashford?
Is that in Kunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Fishguard

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Vagincourt?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 26 May 2010, 12:19, archived)
# oh tres bon
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:21, archived)
# For no apparent reason
I assumed we were sticking to British cunt puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# The white clefts of Dover?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Chuffield

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Clitheroe
or Abergafanny
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:21, archived)
# TWIGGLES!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# 'lo you
*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Cor!
you have tiny tiny soft hands . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# sssh
keep it to yourself, his teacher hasn't noticed he's missing
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Well-in Ladygarden City
Real places edit:

Shepherd's Bush
Bushey
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Abergafanny
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
# mind the piss
www.b3ta.com/board/10065268
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Bah!
My home town too
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Button on Tuppence?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# A dry and arid land
(in my experience). Ho hum....
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
# You may be doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Hahah
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Unless he's into necrophilia.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Nah, Its dead boring
Hold on while i photoshop a cymbal crash
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I used to be a necrophiliac until
some dirty, rotten cunt split on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I'd like to spend some time on an enormous sun-drenched vagina
although it's have to be well trimmed to avoid entanglement.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Where can I book for a two week holiday on this sun-drenched vagina?
I wonder if they do all-inclusive packages?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Bed and breakfast would suit me fine
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:58, archived)
# that is indeed a wonderful sun-drenched vagina
and perfectly SFW I would hazard.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# It's funny how no-one has anything to say about the comic
but everyone has an opinion on the enormous sun-drenched vagina :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Sun Drenched Vaginas are very distracting
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Well, it's actually a pubis, not a vagina
So maybe that's why???? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Well...
I did say I may or may not have set the comic on a sun trenched vagina :)
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# OK you're off the hook on a technicality!


(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# is the sun-drenched vagina enormous
or the people very small?

Of course, it's really a sun-drenched vulva. You wouldn't get much sun in the vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# The Vagina/pubis/vulva is massive
I prefer that
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I do too

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Great work, sir.

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Thank you
:)
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I like this comic
I also like your approach of marking things as NSFW, knowing full well that people will *always* look at something marked NSFW. Following on from the argument-incitements of the last week I think you're quite the cynical manipulator.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Thought of this aaages ago but finally got round to doing it


Bindun?
(brain_blessed, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:50, archived)
# If it has..
I haven't seen it!

Me like
(TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Sick Ask?
RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Yeah, I thought asking her age was a *cough*
SICK ASK!

Pretty terrible grammar, I know.
(brain_blessed, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Oh, riiiight ...
I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Sick Askley?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Uh oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:57, archived)
# I had a discussion after seeing this
Who's hotter? Natalie Portman in Leon, or Chloe Moretz in Kick-ass?

I am now campaigning for a relaxation of the laws regarding the sex-offenders register. Join my facebook group!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Macauley Culkin in Home Alone?
*ponders*
(brain_blessed, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Macauley's not even in the same league as those two.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# I think I'd have to see them together before I decided
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# I think legally you can combine their ages
(brain_blessed, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:03, archived)
# tell that to Ian Huntley
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# :(
(laughing on the inside)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:21, archived)

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