
It was most amusing - he was really getting into it - staring at the imaginary crowd, and head-banging at the right places. He clearly thought he was actually at Wembley, and that he looked really cool.
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In this film, convicts are dumped on a remote island with no guards, no help & no rules except one: try to escape and you get shot.
I'm taking a collection to buy a remote island, anyone wanna chip in?
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I'm taking a collection to buy a remote island, anyone wanna chip in?

Just lock it down, let em fend for themselves and landmine all routes out
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:57,
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with added 'Thank the lord they gave up on that remake'
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they're constantly being monitored by satellite and there are boats in the sea, forget the finer details, been years since I last saw it and I may have some crossover memories from the Van Damm film Double Team which also features an island of convicted killers
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but I like your thought train, PPV convict fight-to-the-death matches, throw in a thunderdome too :)
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If I ever became prime-minister I'd totally bring that up in Parliament. We could annex the Isle of Wight (NINJA EDIT) or some other wee island and let the battle commence.
Oh, and release a leopard every few days.
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Oh, and release a leopard every few days.

maybe it's time to push them off the White Cliffs of Dover
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Break the glass... break it, break it!
I FOOKIN CORR MATE!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:56,
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I FOOKIN CORR MATE!

this would not surprise me in the least
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8692007/London-riots-youth-worker-and-Army-recruit-among-those-in-court.html
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www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8692007/London-riots-youth-worker-and-Army-recruit-among-those-in-court.html

"Several alleged looters admitted to trespassing in shops but insisted they were looking for friends at the time to try and persuade them to leave."
Yes, that would be right.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:07,
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Yes, that would be right.

It's what anyone would do. Every time I go past a shop with broken shutters and a smashed window and full of pricks in hoodies stealing flatscreen tellies I *always* go in to find my chums and tell them that they shouldn't be doing this.
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"He did not enter a plea and the case was adjourned. He was granted conditional bail on the grounds that he wears an electronic tag and adheres to a curfew."
Adheres to a curfew that sent him into the nearest riot to loot and pillage, trustworthy tag that.
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Adheres to a curfew that sent him into the nearest riot to loot and pillage, trustworthy tag that.

steshaw.org/economics-in-one-lesson/chap02p1.html
though the original didn't mention blackberry messenger as far as i know
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though the original didn't mention blackberry messenger as far as i know

... www.richglazier.co.uk/
(a bit obvious, really)
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(a bit obvious, really)

but his being covered in his own blood and very disorientated make me assume he got kicked in possibly for trying to stop looting, like many other people over the last few days.
I try to presume innocent until proven guilty.
*EDIT - he is a Malaysian student who was on his was to get something to eat. He had his jaw and teeth broken, then phone and wallet stolen
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I try to presume innocent until proven guilty.
*EDIT - he is a Malaysian student who was on his was to get something to eat. He had his jaw and teeth broken, then phone and wallet stolen

Not really footware suited to looting, but ideal for casual strolling, or tourism.
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he's ok. recovering in hospital. he was out buying food thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2011/8/10/nation/9272131&sec=nation
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edit: yours is bereft of gratuitous butt shot
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judging by the barman's hair . . .he looks a bit of a butt


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nicely done - I was looking for them on there originally...
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in which you can but a section of three different chords.
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this is delightful and may help explain the drastic decline in ell populations in recent years
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Last week I saw a lobster wearing the yellow boot!
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Mmmm succulent, buttery children.
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EDIT: No I'm not - it's witty, post-modern comment on the state of education in Britain today.
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I always's enjoy blaming things on Thatcher.
I hope everyone enjoys your picture for what it is and doesn't enter into a big argument.
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I hope everyone enjoys your picture for what it is and doesn't enter into a big argument.

"Ooo hey look Strykah - the karmic teachings in the Buddhist philosophy within the teachings of Zen purport that actions visited upon others will be visited upon those doing the actions ... "
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strange to be sympathising with the police for a change
if only the rioters had the brains to target bankers' mansions instead, i could get back to normal
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:45,
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if only the rioters had the brains to target bankers' mansions instead, i could get back to normal

I wasn't trying to justify anything about the riots, just that I feel people are losing sight of the fact that the government have caused the disorder. I don't sympathise with the people burning and looting whatsoever, but am not willing to go down the route of blinkered branding of the problem as just chav scum being chav scum.
There are reasons behind this and there are ways to prevent it happening.
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There are reasons behind this and there are ways to prevent it happening.

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the government has made cuts in areas which were too vulnerable to cut. Benefits have been reduced, less jobs for uneducated/unqualified people, funds have been and are being reallocated away from hospitals in more deprived areas of England, less money allocated to community development schemes and social housing... etc. Again, in case this angers anyone that I'm not appearing to jump on the all-out hatred wagon, I'm not justifying, sympathising etc *yawn* that's enough.
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I've been unemployed, I've been bored, I've been angry.
Oddly, I've never thought to loot and burn down a shop to get what I want, though, I've always been under the impression that I should get a job and earn the money to get what I want. Clearly I was wrong about this. I'm going to start mugging grannies - they tend to go down like a sack of spuds once you hit them.
I take it McDonald's aren't taking on staff these days. Or Starbucks. Or Burger King. Or Greggs. Or the council.
Yeah. I'm not happy. I think I might go and torch something. It's my right (I know my rights). What are they gonna do? The prisons are full - give me an ASBO? I'll wear it.
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Oddly, I've never thought to loot and burn down a shop to get what I want, though, I've always been under the impression that I should get a job and earn the money to get what I want. Clearly I was wrong about this. I'm going to start mugging grannies - they tend to go down like a sack of spuds once you hit them.
I take it McDonald's aren't taking on staff these days. Or Starbucks. Or Burger King. Or Greggs. Or the council.
Yeah. I'm not happy. I think I might go and torch something. It's my right (I know my rights). What are they gonna do? The prisons are full - give me an ASBO? I'll wear it.

others have not.
We can either ignore that environments exist in which people are brought up to display such behaviour or seek to deal with the reasons for it.
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We can either ignore that environments exist in which people are brought up to display such behaviour or seek to deal with the reasons for it.

"Being poor" is not an excuse. I know plenty of people - some of whom don't even have their own butlers - who are impecably behaved, despite having been brought up very much on the wrong side of the tracks.
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What you've just said there is pretty much "chavs because chavs".
Once again, though, you might be right. The whole thing might just be noise.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:23,
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Once again, though, you might be right. The whole thing might just be noise.

poor health and education of parents are factors.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:29,
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Being brought up badly would explain why that person then brings someone else up badly.
From a lot of comments I've seen dismissing any idea of upbringing being a factor, I think a lot of people don't like the idea that we can be raised to be bad, simply because it means that our personalities are merely a product of luck, rather than some magical unchangable thing special to ourselves.
That said, excusing the violence entirely because of 'society' is not only dumb, but incredibly patronising to people from the same backgrounds who do not act like that.
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From a lot of comments I've seen dismissing any idea of upbringing being a factor, I think a lot of people don't like the idea that we can be raised to be bad, simply because it means that our personalities are merely a product of luck, rather than some magical unchangable thing special to ourselves.
That said, excusing the violence entirely because of 'society' is not only dumb, but incredibly patronising to people from the same backgrounds who do not act like that.

I agree with your stance.
It was more a general comment on many comments I've seen that do seem completely divided down two extreme opinions, and refusing to accept that it can be both the individual and society to blame.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:54,
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It was more a general comment on many comments I've seen that do seem completely divided down two extreme opinions, and refusing to accept that it can be both the individual and society to blame.

that's even more baffling territory. I'm a bit afraid the riots will be used to argue for all sorts of harsh and primitive discipline, and cause pointless heartache and pain and screwed-upness for future generations, who will still riot anyway.
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The whole thing flags up lots of long-term problems which need fixing - schooling etc, but I suspect that they will all be ignored for quick fixes in dealing with crime after the event.
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and blaming the riots on a failure of parents to say "no". And then the parents say "no" to their kids a lot, thinking that they're instilling a sense of discipline and obedience, resulting in kids who are both angrier and more ignorant (because they haven't been allowed experiences), and worse at relating to people (because any attempt at negotiation over something they want just leads to "no").
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Just because the rioters are "criminal scum", does not mean it is not sensible to work out (and implement) ways of reducing the production of "criminal scum" attitudes in the future.
Edit: it's nice that y'all can pattern match and work out that vandals/looters are antisocial criminals. But pattern matching gives only a diagnosis, it isn't a cure. A cure involves understanding the dynamics of how people come to behave like that, and working to change or control those dynamics.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:58,
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Edit: it's nice that y'all can pattern match and work out that vandals/looters are antisocial criminals. But pattern matching gives only a diagnosis, it isn't a cure. A cure involves understanding the dynamics of how people come to behave like that, and working to change or control those dynamics.

I notice there aren't any angry responses to this. Is it because you're more concise, or simply because you're absolutely right?
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I think standard JSA and housing benefit are still the same (though there were some rumblings about changing the latter soon, I don't think it's happened yet). The threshold for what counts as disability was changed, I think, but is that all?
I'm not sure which publicly-funded jobs employ the unqualified. I don't think a vast number of unqualified workers have been sacked from employment by the government, but I might be wrong. I think in the riot-struck cities there is still plenty of shitwork in factories, and was even through the recession.
The rioting isn't happening the deprived areas of England, it's happening in the biggest cities.
Still, cuts make people generally cross. Cuts are a factor. Then you have to ask whether they're a thing to blame and regret, or not.
Like how if I go out dressed in an extraordinarily sexually provocative way and get raped, the way I dressed was a factor, but it's not to blame.
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I'm not sure which publicly-funded jobs employ the unqualified. I don't think a vast number of unqualified workers have been sacked from employment by the government, but I might be wrong. I think in the riot-struck cities there is still plenty of shitwork in factories, and was even through the recession.
The rioting isn't happening the deprived areas of England, it's happening in the biggest cities.
Still, cuts make people generally cross. Cuts are a factor. Then you have to ask whether they're a thing to blame and regret, or not.
Like how if I go out dressed in an extraordinarily sexually provocative way and get raped, the way I dressed was a factor, but it's not to blame.

Lack of social care, support and education contributes to people developing a disrespect for society, police, etc. My suggestions before were possible factors that cause collective frustration and anger.
I work in social care just now and am constantly trying to encourage the kids I work with to respect the police and the law, but I often see that they don't give a fuck, because they don't have anything to aspire to. The kids that show the most potential to become model citizens are the ones I and others have managed to motivate to get jobs, though actually getting them jobs has been slow and very difficult. Others, where they have no prospects have a kind of learned helplessness and don't feel the need to adhere to any rules, be that a result of peers, upbringing, helplessness, lack of education, whatever. It is a wider societal problem that is at the moment being expressed by these riots. The problems need to be addressed by the government or things will only get worse.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:26,
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I work in social care just now and am constantly trying to encourage the kids I work with to respect the police and the law, but I often see that they don't give a fuck, because they don't have anything to aspire to. The kids that show the most potential to become model citizens are the ones I and others have managed to motivate to get jobs, though actually getting them jobs has been slow and very difficult. Others, where they have no prospects have a kind of learned helplessness and don't feel the need to adhere to any rules, be that a result of peers, upbringing, helplessness, lack of education, whatever. It is a wider societal problem that is at the moment being expressed by these riots. The problems need to be addressed by the government or things will only get worse.

as I prefer to discuss weighty matters with people I know in real life.
I agree with some of your arguments but also empathise with Vagabond's point of view, and ultimately, like _Felix I think, I believe that there's a middle ground (please visit me on my fence sometime).
Anyway, all I reall wanted to add is that I think the last line of your post above is correct and verry very important.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:41,
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I agree with some of your arguments but also empathise with Vagabond's point of view, and ultimately, like _Felix I think, I believe that there's a middle ground (please visit me on my fence sometime).
Anyway, all I reall wanted to add is that I think the last line of your post above is correct and verry very important.

I'm guessing "employ more people in public services" - right?
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:46,
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But I believe rhetoric from both government and opposition politicians achieves nothing and that long-term positive action (whatever that is) by government rather than negative quick-fixes is the way to make the current situation less rather than more likely in future.
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No they have not - the rioters have caused the disorder.
This is not in any way about disenfranchisement; it's about opportunitism only.
The blame lies at nobody's feet but those who have taken part in the riots.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:54,
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This is not in any way about disenfranchisement; it's about opportunitism only.
The blame lies at nobody's feet but those who have taken part in the riots.

Your explanation might be right, but is a bit unsatisfying.
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If they continue to be ignored by the government, this sort of disorder will keep happening in the future.
Of course the people perpetrating these crimes are responsible for their actions, but these people are not created in a vacuum. Arresting the perpetrators is necessary, but is only a short-term solution.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:09,
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Of course the people perpetrating these crimes are responsible for their actions, but these people are not created in a vacuum. Arresting the perpetrators is necessary, but is only a short-term solution.

It's just opportunism.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:20,
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keep watching the bbc, it agrees with you.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:29,
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so does monkeon b3ta.com/board/10504459
and haberman b3ta.com/board/10504458
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:08,
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and haberman b3ta.com/board/10504458

Okay, I think there's been too much roundabouting here, and it seems that the message you originally put down has been twisted...
Yes I agree that there are problems in Britain and yes, people have a right to feel wronged if they have tried and failed to make a life for themselves
However, attaching this legitimate outrage to the recent LOOTING seems like a bit of a betrayal... There are plenty of disaffected, unemployed, rightfully angry people who have not decided to take the opportunity to destroy public property or private businesses and make off with whatever they can carry...
There are ways and means to change the state of things, wanton, aimless destruction is going to solve precisely NOTHING... So people who want change tend not to go down that route!
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Yes I agree that there are problems in Britain and yes, people have a right to feel wronged if they have tried and failed to make a life for themselves
However, attaching this legitimate outrage to the recent LOOTING seems like a bit of a betrayal... There are plenty of disaffected, unemployed, rightfully angry people who have not decided to take the opportunity to destroy public property or private businesses and make off with whatever they can carry...
There are ways and means to change the state of things, wanton, aimless destruction is going to solve precisely NOTHING... So people who want change tend not to go down that route!

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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:51,
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The social issues are the tinder-box here... but the bandwagoning effect has stolen any credibility from anyone who had an original grievance, at least in this case
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:57,
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Ramp towards my motorbike?
Come, let me leap thee
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:02,
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Come, let me leap thee



we thought they'd never end.
But they did.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:36,
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But they did.

I think. That's what my trawl brought up.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:45,
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'ning, Wobb--with your Vag Menagerie

I drive down a country road and see a "Gere's Gerbil Farm" sign. But I probably won't, unless I put it there. But that's better than nothing.
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Kitty Fantastico: Jack Haley and Rosanna Arquette
mediocre: Devon Aoki from Sin City.
Drunken Miss Ho: Norma Shearer and Jack Haley
RedHouse Kate O'Mara
claptonista: Lorraine Pearson from the poptastic 5 star tomorrow? - now that must be the hardest photo I have ever had to find - go on, try it...

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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 7:14,
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mediocre: Devon Aoki from Sin City.
Drunken Miss Ho: Norma Shearer and Jack Haley
RedHouse Kate O'Mara
claptonista: Lorraine Pearson from the poptastic 5 star tomorrow? - now that must be the hardest photo I have ever had to find - go on, try it...




* I love a challenge and eventually found this one on the CD cover site...
By the way b3ta, I am off on holiday on Friday so no requests after tomorrow...
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 7:34,
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By the way b3ta, I am off on holiday on Friday so no requests after tomorrow...

I did a zipwire course in Costa Rica once. About 15 cables, zigzagging across a canyon in the pouring rain. Longest one was 300m IIRC.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:07,
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Thetford, Black Park, Wendover Woods etc
Looking forward to this big long one though!
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:58,
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Looking forward to this big long one though!

it was a hoot, though one of the routes through one obstacle was fucking knackering and on another i fucked my knackers in the harness
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Elya Baskin and Hulk Hogan for tomorrow.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 8:37,
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As Kitty and RedHouse make the most suggestions, would either of you fancy taking the challenge for a week?
- They would not have to be VAG CREAMS, just birthday people shopped / badly drawn?
* Or anyone else out there... I will be away from this Friday, until a week on Saturday.

I'm not up to the challenge :(
As usual, Kitty already pulled the best straws, so I'll add Emperor Ian Mcdiarmid and model Carolyn Murphy.
(and for your personal research, Dru 'NSFW' Berrymore)
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 12:08,
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As usual, Kitty already pulled the best straws, so I'll add Emperor Ian Mcdiarmid and model Carolyn Murphy.
(and for your personal research, Dru 'NSFW' Berrymore)

although you could do something really shit nice in Paint like Smash Monkey does...
Also: Dru 'NSFW' Berrymore - O_O
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 13:04,
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Also: Dru 'NSFW' Berrymore - O_O

cereal topping of champions

they have all the same spices and stuff, for the same price, but in packets 20 times the size
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 8:38,
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only to find it was actually a head warp

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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 5:28,
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it wasn't great, but it did have Alexei Sayle in it, if I recall
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 6:41,
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also highly forgettable but OH, JULIAN


it's novel, but the colors seem a bit bland, for what that's worth. Something splashy and glo-in-the-dark might have been a more popular result
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 4:33,
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let's pump ourselves with magic monkey juice and take a trip to spaceland
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 4:42,
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and the other one (gymnast, I think it was)
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 5:26,
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rotation tool in P'shop that uses numerical input for degrees of rotation? I recall using it but I have no clue where it is right now.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 5:37,
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For the whole image, use Image --> Image Rotation --> Arbitrary
For a layer, the easiest way is to use Ctr+t, then input a number into the rotation box

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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 5:54,
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For a layer, the easiest way is to use Ctr+t, then input a number into the rotation box


it used to drive me mad not being able to rotate a single layer
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 6:00,
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Chillybin.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 6:14,
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They would invite you to "...touch the cooler," if you wanted to indulge in a beer. I learned that from Ira Glass.
In Texas, it's called an "igloo." Because there's no innuit there, innit?
*hangs head in shame.*
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 7:14,
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In Texas, it's called an "igloo." Because there's no innuit there, innit?
*hangs head in shame.*

I'LL GET MY COAT



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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 4:16,
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on someone's car radio. I'd forgotten how completely fucking ridiculous they sounded.
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 4:05,
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But I'm sure Maurice Gibb is now in a heaven full of beards and tight underpants..
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 4:11,
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I lost all respect for them when they took themselves too seriously.
Bed calleth, g'night peeps :)
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 4:20,
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Bed calleth, g'night peeps :)


sure Victor Willis is there, but that is not any kind of a police uniform I have ever seen
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Wed 10 Aug 2011, 7:06,
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