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Is it gayshift yet?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)

It is now !

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:54, archived)

Hooray!

:D

How's you?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:55, archived)

Alreet ta!

and yer self?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)

Oh yes, I'm feeling rather dandy tonight!

I'm feeling rather dandy tonight!Seems to be a bit lacking in true blood gayshifters around here at the moment.
Have they got secret a meeting somewhere?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:17, archived)

Well old Freebase just isn't himself at the moment.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:24, archived)

O_0

That's just odd.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)

Part Deux :D

If this isn't the most sinister thing you've seen all day, you have my pity :)

EDIT: Actually, that thing Moggy posted before was a bit WTF...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)

AAAAARGH FUCKIN' 'ELL!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)

Ha ha...I blame Dek.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:49, archived)

He really is a star :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:04, archived)

They look like they've just come out of a lift.

Each thinking that they alone were responsible for the silent but noxious fart....
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)

It's definitely the smug grin of a stealth farter :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:48, archived)

Really?

People have been freebasing all day really...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)

Yey the new compo is here!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)

It is?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)

i'm certainly feeling fruity

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)

Hahahahahahah

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:58, archived)

I approve of this post.

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)

Fuck

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herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:07, archived)

this is well YES

(duts Optimus whut?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:09, archived)

Too subtle?

Click for bigger (498 kb)
Aka Kaiser got fingered.

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)

Hmmmm.... Too subtle?

Maybe.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)

Or maybe.....

.....just not funny!

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:26, archived)

It's funny.

Subtle and funny.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)

who farted

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:44, archived)

D would be the obvious choice

but I'm guessing A. He quite enjoys the smell, and it hasn't reached D yet.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)

Kevin Spacey? OR DEVON BANKS?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/YolkieFan27/FUNNY.jpg

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)

I Fucking Love Facebook!

*edited the text after my elementary error

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:31, archived)

*unfriends*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:34, archived)

Wait.. I had friends?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:34, archived)

Yes, had.

Your new Facebook Brown™ account is a bit too brown for MyTaste™

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:44, archived)

Facebookist™

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:46, archived)

Facebookmoist

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:22, archived)

can i see your farm?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:42, archived)

It not fully cultivated yet

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:43, archived)

i will fertilize your bush

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:45, archived)

Best offer so far :)

*Sends Invite*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:47, archived)

EIEIO!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:50, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:49, archived)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:53, archived)

Game over, ma(ide)n, game over!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 19:04, archived)

Eat more fucksocks, I'm out of here!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 19:08, archived)

too brown. ;)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 19:40, archived)

Pearoast from last week...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 19:50, archived)

haha it is very much a self-imposed form of punishment

people sign up to a free service and then stuff changes and everybody is up in arms - how dare they! :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 19:56, archived)

*cue b3ta board make over*

*hilarity ensues*

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)

Can we make "B3ta board makeover" a compo suggestion?

b3ta v3.0 :D

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1372375

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:12, archived)

it'll be chaos!

flashing colours everywhere

naked people running around flinging cdc's at eachother

sounds ok I guess

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:42, archived)

Awww I wanted to compo to be elfs with megaphones

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:51, archived)

hahaha! :D

todays vag creams were brought to you by canesten...

click here to see todays flea sponsored by bob martin...

*shudders*

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:55, archived)

ah, what the hell

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)

hahahaa

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)

Totally worth reposting for this :D

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:15, archived)

hahahaha

I was hoping some evil people would meme it

and then we'd have 3 days solid of people posting this image

with the usual assortment of whining bitches going "B3TA's gone crap these days waah waah pram toys waaah"

Ah, the 50ft woman and the limes were a true time of love.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:51, archived)

ARF!

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Shlvng, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:13, archived)

I'm calling time of death at 21:10pm wed night

3hrs and no other posts from anyone...

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)

Oddly enough, the Gayshift seems to be a bit more alive nowadays.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:18, archived)

*spits*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)

*readies self for gayshift postings*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:22, archived)

I'm here... What has happened to Faceb3ta?

EVE...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)

Ning:D

wobbly

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herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:06, archived)

she'll regret that when her back gives out

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:13, archived)

B-B-B-B-B-B....

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)

She'll bruise her knee!

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..wil, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)

inflatable legs too

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:46, archived)

Everyone is waiting

for the challenge announcement. They will then leap out and shout at Fraser "THAT'S SHIT, FRASER!".
Then the board will be bombarded with reposts. More people will shout and then everyone will go to bed and the Americans will appear.

Probably :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:22, archived)

and when the americans appear

the incisive political debate occurs!

HAHAHA

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:23, archived)

but...but...but.. ORLY TAITZ!!!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)

*puts a tenner on it*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:23, archived)

^ I love science

Did we have a vote today? I may have missed it?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)

I counted 21 threads since half seven this morning.

Didn't spot a voteometer anywhere.

edit: and one of those was a link!!!!

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4Q just lurking, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:32, archived)

THE MODS ARE DEAD....

THE MODS ARE DEAD!!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)

Should we surprise him this week

by all saying something nice about the challenge?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)

pffh aye right ghandi

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:30, archived)

Hahaha

You can be fluffy. I've seen it :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:32, archived)

he got an ointment for it ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:34, archived)

TAKE THAT BACK!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:35, archived)

cut this shit out, you're making me sick

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:36, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:39, archived)

manic miner cat makes me laugh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:40, archived)

NO!

That picture has just proved my point, you big silleh.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:38, archived)

I vote this

But it may end up looking like sarcasm.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:31, archived)

^ This.

Shall I start the Gay shift with a couple of peas?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:38, archived)

Grrrrr

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:40, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:03, archived)

Ha ha ha... You loon

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:27, archived)

WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:32, archived)

Basingstoke

cunts

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:34, archived)

is there a bash on?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:37, archived)

no, a black hole formed in basingstoke

it's slowly drawing everything in

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)

it's a good place for a black hole

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:42, archived)

Are you watching me again?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:42, archived)

i'm always watching you

wash that sock, you filthy boy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:45, archived)

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herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:20, archived)

hahahaha

fucking perfect

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)

ah hahah

excellent

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)

first traumatic experience

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:26, archived)

Excellent!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:45, archived)

Hahahahhahahah

*clicks*

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 19:25, archived)

FUCKINGCLICKYEAH!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)

hahahaha

SURPRISE!

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 19:28, archived)

Ahahahahaha Fears in a box, for easy storage.

'kliques'

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:22, archived)

the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

thefearthefearthefearetc

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

most excellent.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)

Aargh!

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Canker, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)

That kid is now blatantly going to become a serial killer.

Nice though!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:42, archived)

hahah top effort

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:23, archived)

Hahahahaha

Very well done too =]

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Frogbeat, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:32, archived)

Hahahaha

Aaaaaaaarrrggghhhhhhhhhhhh............. clicks

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)

Hahahahahhahahahahaha!!!

Brilliant.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)

Argh!

(Astatine, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:13, archived)

If you don't like this type of busey I am sorry

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)

I also have a fall fashion joke if you are interested

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)

I haven't seen the fall fashion joke for a couple of days now.

It certainly was a popular fall fashion joke.
I wonder if it would still be as popular today?

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4Q just lurking, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)

I don't know llort

some people might not like that type of fall fashion joke, despite its growing popularity.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:28, archived)

oh hey mofaha

are you going to present one of these fall fashion jokes here on b3ta today?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)

I don't know Rory

I'm going to wait for gronkpan and ask him what he thinks. He's kind of an expert in that type of fall fashion joke.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:30, archived)

Fall.......i mean Fail.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)

I just took a picture of an undead skeleton woman walking by in the street

but it's blurry...bit ghostlike.

I think she's dead.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:45, archived)

would

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)

I'm glad you like this type of busey.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)

I do.......

But the fillings scream NHS smack addict.
but if it's free.........

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10552263

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)

I am disturbed.

yet aroused.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)

continue

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)

He knows nothing of his fame!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)

hopefully

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)

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herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:12, archived)

hahahaha

i have them pics saved (what has my life become)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:18, archived)

You in love with him :D

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herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)

*wanks*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:24, archived)

hehehe

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:25, archived)

Hahahachrist

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:24, archived)

this is quite possibly the most fantastic animated gif I've ever laid eyes upon.

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:00, archived)

I know what you mean

my Freebase folder is getting big

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h7c9Y1Jppc

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:25, archived)

HAHAHA

Are there any with him speaking?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:28, archived)

there's some tutorials on some other site where he speaks, he sound snervous, i'll try and find them

EDIT: nope, can't find it, i'll inform you if i do.

RE-EDIT: ahhh, www.ehow.com/video_2260354_stretching-cooling-down-after-exercise.html there's a few, i'm not sure which one he talks on, my comp is going slow now, must run.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:29, archived)

awesome thanks dude

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 19:02, archived)

One day, Jonesy and Freebase will meet in the flesh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)

He thinks the world revolves around him.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)

I think he's already finished

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)

wait...............yep, he's started again

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:19, archived)

I think this is a stonking effect, as was the original, but...

... if I don't quite look at it (you know what I mean) it reminds me of John Simm.

I think my meds are wearing off. :-/

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)

Colin Firth?

(Meagrom, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:21, archived)

Aw helll yeah

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)

*understand*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)

kawaii

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)

also

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)

nothing is safe

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)

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herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:19, archived)

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herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:26, archived)

FREEBUSEY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)

oh god

please! no!
: D

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--- ---, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:14, archived)

My tenth anniversary tribute to b3ta took me slightly longer than expected

(with thanks to arrangedletters for the seamhorse)

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)

Hooray, this is fantastic

*clicks*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)

Ta muchly!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)

yay!

*fames*

this is BEAUTIFUL

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)

Oh my stars. That really is quite something.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)

Ha ha!

Yes it is.

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)

^ Yes...

Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes...

* Bangs hands on table

** ~~hands~~ cock

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)

Oh, indeed, yes!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)

Awesome

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)

Thank you!

I've found some of my seamhorses I'd forgotten about.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)

As did I ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)

That is magnificent.

*instant bookmarks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)

ahhah, has a loop

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)

oooh!

this must be a clackalackadackdack!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)

I don't know his name, but he is a toroidal bubble.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)

hell yeah!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:46, archived)

WOO YAY!!!

Brilliant!!

*Click*

:D

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Ninj, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)

I've shared this on Facepalmbook

My work colleagues may think I'm mad - well madder!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)

My god, it's full of seams

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)

It's just like holding a mirror up to b3ta

all kinds of finest quality Photoshoppery going on up in this jiggafuck

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)

I saw one of mine...ha ha! \o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:14, archived)

Seamhorse rampant on a field argent?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)

Pervert

;)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)

only saying what everyone was thinking.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)

I try to avoind thinking of "anything" rampant in fields or otherwise

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)

I like it to be me who is rampant in a field

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)

Semi NSFW

Mmmmmm Rampant fields

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)

Haha.

When we moved to Cornwall, I went and got the local rag on the very first day we were there, and
this guy was on the front page. It was only then that I started to think "Have we done the right thing here?"
/freshmeat.blog

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Chumps 👀, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)

hahaha, mmmmm

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)

Yeah

just when you think you've seen it all...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:37, archived)

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)

hahahaha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)

wtf

Hahahaha

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herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:14, archived)

Lovely!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)

Seams ok...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)

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Ninj, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)

Ooof!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)

ARRRRRGHH-ARRRRRGHH-ARRRRRGHH-ARRRRRGHH-ARRRRRGH

SPAAANNNG-SPAAANNNG-SPAAANNNG-SPAAANNNG-SPAAANNNG

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)

\o/

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)

OH FUCK NO

that really is disturbing

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)

o yes

Hahaha:D

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herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)

Pffft!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)

you bleedin loon

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)

Hehehe!

Arfnoon matey! :D

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Ninj, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)

toodle pip squire, off for curry

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)

Curry at this hour..?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)

YAY

Grats!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)

I want this on a tie and blazer badge combination set, now!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)

What a splendid idea!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)

Oh yes

Tractus crista in res utpote 2001

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)

translated back means

A dragging crest upon occurrence seeing that 2001

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)

Well that's just smashing.

Woo, sir.

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Chumps 👀, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)

Top Heraldry -

this should be submitted to the College of Arms

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)

Lovely!

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)

on first glimpsing this image the mixture of colours made me think of Cadburys(R) Cream Eggs(R)

wouldn't you like a nice Cadburys(R) Cream Egg(r) right now?

I sure would!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)

Woo

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herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)

WARNING!!!(My OriginalCharacter Dorian)

Dorian....
I'm sure he would scrap. -_-#

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)

Actually, I like where this is going

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)

Is this thing on?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)

Pipe down man!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)

It's siesta time!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)

ZZzzZzZzzzZZzZZZzzzZzzz

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)

Wait a minute, who's still replying?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)

If you're going to get into my bed

shut up and take it like a man

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)

I predict sexy results

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)

consenual or non-consenual?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)

Surprising, I hope

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)

Tentacled.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)

RIght thats it, i'm ditching b3tabook and mocing to B3ta+

anyone else coming?

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)

b3taspace is where it's at....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)

Not all of us can afford Gold Accounts...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)

OMG THEY WANT TO START CHARGING FOR B3TA PUT THIS IN UR STATUS AND FURTIVE WILL TURN GOLD THEN U GET B3TA FREE THIS IS SERIOUS

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)

REPLY WITHIN 5 SECONDS OR ALL YOUR HAIR WILL FALL OUT

AND BE EATEN BY RAMPAGING TROUTS!!1!11

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)

I'm genuinely scared O_o

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)

Umm...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)

thanks for the heads up

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:51, archived)

um...

*shiver*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)

Well, at least you accept it

and have a joke about it :-)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)

...long since stopped trying to fathom out what all this is about.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)

Its got like fucking inception around here of late

I think we're all in JJ's dream

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)

*wonders what JJs "inception horn" sounds like*

Shudders
Cries
plays with totem...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)

inception.davepedu.com/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)

ha ha oh yes

this is going to get used!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)

Something tells me this isn't exactly his dream.

_{She did draw him as a small schoolgirl - which incidentally was my dream....mmmmm schoolgirls!}

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)

*bad thoughts*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)

It's not my dream.

My dreams are actually kinda boring. They usually just involve making tea.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)

so psycopath's 101 then?

call the criminal minds BAU quick!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)

What is this all about?

ANSWER ME!

Edit: In other considerably more sweary and bold news: I'm not cunting well calling you 'Moggy' Don't fucking tell me what to do, you utter flange-brained piss-flap headed cunt.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)

Great, i'm craving a weak lemon drink now

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)

In a flask of course

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)

^ this

Rather a lot, really.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)

This actually gets funnier every time I see it!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)

Hello...

Norris McWhirter? What is the biggest leaf? ANSWER ME...
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)

consider me carefulled.

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)

Hahaha

I'm going to look for an opportunity to say this.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)

I think Moguragunsou probably looks like this:

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)

I bet he plays synth.

They all play synth.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)

wait... I play synth

but I look like this.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)

OMG THEY WANT TO START CHARGING FOR B3TA PUT THIS IN UR STATUS AND FURTIVE WILL TURN GOLD THEN U GET B3TA FREE THIS IS SERIOUS

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)

Dorian: She is female. I could see her. Don't be wrong. :P

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:55, archived)

Does OC stand for Obsessive Compulsive?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)

^ perfect response

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)

My pineapple peeler agrees with this!

Well done on the stalker by the way!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)

HA HA HA

And you remembered to log back into your main account - Woo!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)

Huh?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:25, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:51, archived)

you really are an enigma moggy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)

A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)

sounds like a jamie oliver recipe

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)

Not enough olive oil for that

But now I'm hungry....

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)

hahaha

yummy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)

Not clever, just true

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)

The 'Feldman' Lizard. Coolest of all the reptiles...

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Ninj, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)

Lovely!

He smokes at exactly the right angle

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)

Cough your way to fitness

This is such great book..
www.blurb.com/bookstore/detail/2117509

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)

Doing it right?

img5.imageshack.us/img5/905/1stencounter1.jpg

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)

Hahaha! Nicely...

But that cigarette looks to be at around 12 degrees below the perpendicular. Is Mr Lizard a novice?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)

Sssshhh...he's just started and he thinks he's the shit!

:)

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Ninj, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)

He needs a hat!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)

Hahaha

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)

there's something about human eyes on animals....

...something sexy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)

mofaha's Frilled Lizard pic is one of my favourite ever b3ta posts...

and yet I can never find the cursed thing :o/

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)

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herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:16, archived)

Purely because it seems to irritate lots of people...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)

Well, I like it Baz!

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Ninj, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)

It doesn't ruin the film for me in any way

but that dummy is bloody awful.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)

Ta chief.

Whiled away a few idle moments in between cropping endless website screenshots to go into this f***ing P***rp***t presentation I've got to get ready.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)

don't forget the tyre screech and bullet ricochet sound effects

and for the love of god, don't forget to slow the dissolve transition down so you have to pause for it to finish before introducing the next slide

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)

Not to mention cheesy clip-art that should have stayed in 1995.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)

And the sexy lady slide...

Ahem... how did that get in there...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)

It's taken me a while but I think I've got the marquee text scrolling the way I want it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)

^ Robins with Tits!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)

This subject got a mention over on links a few weeks back

I have NEVER noticed it before, but I'm 99% sure I t will now stick out like a sore thumb and ruin the film for me.

See also:
Chap in denim Jeans in Gladiator
Silly "dancing" knights in Bravheart

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)

Likewise.

No idea about either of the other two you reference either though!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)

*embarrassed voice*

what film is this?
EDIT: have filenamed, as you were.

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112641/goofs

;)

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)

Gas tank under chariot in Gladiator...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)

'Tis actually a compressed gas cylinder fitted upright in the back of the chariot, for a stunt-roll.

What the kid (Verne?) does at the end of BTTF3 is downright freakish though.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)

Guy in modern dress in Indiana Jones...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)

Girl with an enormous strapon and lingerie in Schindler's List

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)

Robert Downy Fluff eating like an American

in Sherlock Holmes.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)

Dog pissing in the carnival in Thunderball

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)

Pterodactyl anally raping a bear in Jurassic Park

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)

Now you're just being silly

everyone knows that was in Indiana Jones and the Knights Templar.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)

Naaaahh, that only happens in the Blu-Ray release.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)

Pot's got it mixed up

in Indiana Jones and the Knights Templar it was a bear raping a pterodactyl and it wasn't anal.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)

Dixon Bawls mooning Nicolas Cage in every single film he did.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)

Harry doing a big shit in the sorting hat in the background of the rape scene in Harry Potter 3

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)

Well it's not really a cockup if it's in the book, isn't it?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)

true

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)

But JK Rowling

didn't mean to write it...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)

That guy with the pendulous scrotum pissing into a teapot in The Muppet Movie

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)

the bit in that film where something isn't how it should be in your head and it ruins the film because the film should be really real and using your imagination is like asking you to make the whole film so they should pay you if they fuck up,

and pay for my mountain dew too, nerd rage makes you thirsty, I should sue!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)

Crikey! you're an angry little bean!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)

am I?

you're incorrectly telling me what I'm being again, and assuming what I type is not nonsense or a joke

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)

its

your

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)

Hahahaha!

Yeah it would have been much better to just blow up Bobby de Niro.

At least he wouldn't have made them Meet the Fuckers films then

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)

You rudie!

It wasn't called that!

It was called 'whatthewankpisscockshitfucknobendcuntmuff is this shit?'
so ner!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)

A better title, frankly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)

*click*

It's funny, because it's true!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)

Had to get this out of my head

(dredwerker bored sig, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)

mmm double chocolate!

I assume the erroneous apostrophe is theirs not yours.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)

you could argue it is correct I suppose as it is missing letters

either 'love' or 'heart' depending on your masturbatory preference

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)

There's only one way to find out . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)

haha, do think that's what they had in mind?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)

I can't se'e an er'rone'ous apo'stro'phe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)

their erroneous apostrophe

It would look a bit odd with just an 'S' next to a heart

(dredwerker bored sig, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)

Soccer!!!!

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Ninj, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)

ha ha! nicely

might as well wheel this one out

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)

Has the gayshift become too commercialised?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)

I think it's sponsored by Nurofen these days

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)

It's always the gayshift somewhere on Earth... right now, I reckon around Japan or Australia.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)

In just a few minutes, I have managed to get 90% Isopropyl alcohol in my eye, drop a processor chip on the floor which bounced several times bending about 100 pins and caught my balls in the seam of my shorts bending over.

To top it all off, I suspect I have burned out the processor and/or motherboard of the friends PC I stupidly offered to 'fix'

The alcohol was used to clean out the thermal compound I had previously managed to get all over the processor pins and inside the LGA socket

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)

FUCK!

I am meant to be on holiday but I have been fixing 2 laptops since 11am ffs.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)

do you want to fix a desktop too?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)

Nice try!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)

did you try turning it off and on again?

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)

haha, but it doesn't turn on :(

the fans cut out out after the self-check

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)

is it plugged in?

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)

DAMN! FUCK! SHIT!

This isn't even a PC! It's a toasted sandwich maker!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)

hold on, I'll transfer you to 2nd level

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)

♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)

...all our lines are currently busy...

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)

♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)

♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)

*click* BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)

*tries the pre-sales line*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)

EVERYTIME!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)

Peanut butter on toast says nooooo...

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)

I had a filter funnel inexplicably explode in my hand today.

It contained a compound with encapsulated cyanide and went bloody everywhere. Somehow, I didn't get any on me at all.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)

my god, funnels

I fucking love funnels.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)

Putting the FUN in FUNNELS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)

How the hell did you get a filter funnel to explode?!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)

SCIENCE!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)

Heh, I managed to make one spontaneously combust once

by leaving some heavily hydrogen-laden platinum catalyst on the filter disc and going for lunch. This is one of the many reasons I no longer work as a chemist...

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:25, archived)

Hahaha!

This is funny because I get football! Eat sleep and breathe it!

errrrrm . . . it's VERY well shopped but I have noooooo idea

Woo!
SRSLY!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)

Cheers sir!

Me neither :)

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Ninj, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)

Ashally, mebbe I did hear this on the radio today . . .

mebbe I did hear this on the radio today . . .As I remember it it went 'Mnyar mnyar mnyar football mnyar mnyar mnyar spoil highly-overpaid twat mnyar mnyar mnyar.
pretty sure that's it

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)

No, that was thought for the day

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)

Foot ball on thought for the day!?

'and I thought to myself . . . this is exactly like liyyyyyyyyyyyyyffffffffffffe'

/Rabbi Lionel Blair
one for you younger listeners

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)

I must say, I do like Rabbi Lionel Blair

He's much more entertaining than his brother Tony.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)

I thought they lacked penetration in the midfield

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)

nudge nudge

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)

POT!

'allo! I think you're right . . . definitely a lack of penetration . . . and definitely in the mid-field region
*squeezles*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)

penetrating the box

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)

We've discussed this very thing before

When Arsenal United played Bourton-on-the-Water Forest and Mid Loathing.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)

Ahh yes I remember it well . . .

Bourbon won 45 all
Mmm! Bourbon!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:36, archived)

is this a sportball thing?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)

Soccerball...

...silly :)

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Ninj, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)

I happen to strongly support a footykick goalball team. They are one of the best divisions in the whole english tournament.

I've got a shirt and everything.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)

Nuts!!!

I've given up, I never remember to look to see if they use mine and forget to demand payment

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)

I thought they'd stopped doing it now?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)

I assumed you and Ninj were replying to their email

it's got your email address on, so you should have had it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)

They stopped emailing me months and months ago

I assumed it was because they were bored of the close up of my japseye with a raisin in it that I kept submitting.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)

It is a great portrait of Paul Daniels though

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)

They liked it, but not a lot

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)

They've stopped recently...

...you had about 200 in for which I claimed payment.
I now drive a Mercedes with 'Courtesy Of Toastie'
very small on the back bumper.

Kidding

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Ninj, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)

*generic I pretend I don't like football because that's the done thing response*

I do like football, although I am currently more interested in the rugby

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)

Hahahaha

what a cock

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)

Hahaha

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herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:17, archived)

docs gotta stick together

DE-RIS

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10552272

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)

hahaha

EDIT: also the guy under the 'Features & Analysis' section on that link looks like ringo starr, carry on.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)

And the black gold looks like guinness poo.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)

it does

but ringo is gone now :(

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)

Who died? And is this too soon?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:33, archived)

oj simpson

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)

Looks like anudda case fah

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)

ass and balls

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)

MJ's docta is from Trinidad.

Tru fax

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)

i thought he was from trannydad

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)

let's leave his family out of this, they've been through enough

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:52, archived)

my mind is gone a little fozzy now anyway

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)

Adam's toffee apple.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:41, archived)

i tink dis ones gone bad

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:45, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Ninj, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)

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Ninj, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)

lovely boy!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)

Nice!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:16, archived)

lovely lovely

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:16, archived)

Land of hope and glory...

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)

Aye thankyou

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:33, archived)

haha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)

I've met Windsor Davies...

Top Bloke :)

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)

hooray!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:21, archived)

Spiffing!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)

i've no idea who he is, but it's blended perfectly

as usual

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)

What?????

www.google.co.uk/search?q=windsor+davies&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=blZ&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=imvnso&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=sxWDTubJEZDA8QOnu-QJ&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CA8Q_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=599

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)

must have passed me by

gimmie a break, i'm still a young 'un.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)

*collects pension*

*breaks hip*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)

*robs pension, kicks hip a bit*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)

I fought for the likes of you!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)

Cheers sir!

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Ninj, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)

Top Shop!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)

fuck yes

more of this sort of thing

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)

More?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)

hahaha

brill

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)

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herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 21:29, archived)

BLAAAAAARRRHGARBLGLARBH

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:33, archived)

BLAAAAARB!

Also: corned beef tongue

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:33, archived)

You may not be amazed to learn

that you are absolutely correct.

I made the tongue from a pic of corned beefs the finest of all the beefs
BLAAAAAAAAARRB!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)

glen ross!

woo

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)

YYYYA, YAAAAA, YAAALA, LLLAYAAAAA

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:54, archived)

BLLLAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBbbbbbbbb

Gosh it's been a while since I have done one of those!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)

he looks perturbed

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:52, archived)

Hahaha! Top work Ninjapotamus....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!!

Cheers matey!

:D

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Ninj, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)

Titchmarsh goes mental in Murderer's Gardener's World

Titchmarsh going off his tits on Murderer's Gardener's World

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOrV1SnkHsM

Enjoy

(liambauckham www.liambauckham.com - Tw@tter = Liambauckham, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)

------------------------>

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:24, archived)

vet forgot to warm the thermometer again?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:31, archived)

I arf-ed at this

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)

:o)

It's from a /links post earlier on today. I felt it was the sort of image that would accurately convey my shock and general aghast-ness at witnessing the atrocity that is a link posted on the main board without an accompanying picture...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:44, archived)

once again, nobody has thought of the children

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:49, archived)

links board for links

hence the name

cheers

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:24, archived)

^^ this

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:33, archived)

using that logic

this board should be only mains . . .
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:50, archived)

nope, mains

EDIT: I saw that

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)

that's what I said

spazz
EDIT: Saw what!? *whistles innocently*
NINJA!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:53, archived)

saw, circular

BRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:04, archived)

*counts fingers*

Phew! Still have eleven . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:06, archived)

...or lumber porn

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)

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Waldo Dobbs was the new black, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)

Pfft!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)

Haha!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)

Hello

I would like very much your video to watch but alas YouTube run by illuminati and they WATCH.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)

I can see his fnords!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)

Jennifer Saunders

AICMFP

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:29, archived)

Devin Townsend has let himself go...again

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)

one sec..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:44, archived)

The hot line has gone cold.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:05, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:17, archived)

must be chewing Warheads®

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)

the secret's in the juice

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)

You preverts would know all about that

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)

emergency call on white phone

hooking up some pussy on red phone

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:28, archived)

hold the sweetfuck, gimme jazz on red

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:50, archived)

There goes xmas.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:53, archived)

Ruined. Totally ruined.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:58, archived)

Well, it's only 451 days until the one after.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)

all sorts of fuckwank be going on up in this jiggafuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)

word, brud....

by the way, it appears that you have a bit of updog on your chin

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)

------------------>

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)

does anyone have any cheese?

(liambauckham www.liambauckham.com - Tw@tter = Liambauckham, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:58, archived)

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Microwave, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:57, archived)

are you working on the avatar sequel?

stunning job microwave

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)

that's only 1 picture!

3/10!
Woo!
s'lully

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)

Looks nice, but I bet it isn't very practical

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)

Zis is razzer naiyce

I like floaty pastel coloured things :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:33, archived)

minimal sweetjazz

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:49, archived)

the end of hl2 ?

(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:00, archived)

good morningish :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:35, archived)

she's all mouth that one

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:42, archived)

WAILATPOYM

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:44, archived)

flanbase's mom?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)

How does she smell?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)

Sure I've had her.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)

I heard she flossed with your winky . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)

She cut it to ribbons, is what she did!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)

Xtreme Tea Bagging

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)

Phwoar!

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)

nice hat

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)

Public Information Service

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:51, archived)

hahah *bokes*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:03, archived)

Bit crap really

Someone linked that 'Anarchy in the UK' cartoon and the pun neurons kicked in...

Sorreh

edit:suppose I should link the cartoon..
memerial.net/1658-anarchy-in-the-uk

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simbosan Hello you cunt, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)

annie, get your gun!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:53, archived)

Yeah the riots were a bit of a wake-up call for old punks everywhere, wasn't it?

"Anarchy!"

Really? You want some anarchy, do you?

"Erm ... the rule of law!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:00, archived)

if we talk about riots on the internet that's the same as instigating them and we go to prison for 4 years

\o/ yay

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)

It's about time anarchy got its act together

and got organised!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)

I tried to be an anarchist, but there were too many rules.

The Python team do it absolute justice in The Holy Grail - "We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune ... "

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:30, archived)

I was once told by some dreadful ageing punk that I wasn't 'allowed' to wear my t-shirt with the anarchy symbol on it, not actually being an proper anarchist

"Not allowed? Who says?"

"Erm...."

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:33, archived)

they have rules, don't you know!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)

Was someone watching "Warehouse 13" last night then?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:38, archived)

Well I wasn't

But I couldn't rule out with any degree of certainty that someone somewhere was

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simbosan Hello you cunt, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:42, archived)

Yeah - that was me.

Sorry about that.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)

Bit rubbish but I've not contributed anything in ages, and it's a great film if you've not seen it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:18, archived)

lun rola lun

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)

I have no idea what film this is

but I'm getting an idea about your pr0n collection

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0130827/

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)

niche!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)

hmm

lemme give you a crue

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:27, archived)

Awesome film, awesome soundtrack, lovely girl, runs a lot, erm ... that's it.

See it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:45, archived)

...and as with all foreign language films, watch it in the German with subtitles, not the terrible dubbed version.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:50, archived)

^this

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:15, archived)

Great film.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:00, archived)

Hahaha! I didn't realise it was a horror film.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:24, archived)

Utterly disturbing

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:24, archived)

What the actual?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:30, archived)

The cat did a whoopsie on the what now?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:34, archived)

Camilla rennt

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:33, archived)

Looks like a fusion of E.T. and Nuns on The Run

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)

*Wells up*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:46, archived)

The clever money goes on Orson,

Just look at him glare,,,,

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:49, archived)

Everytime, HG looks a bit weedy

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)

But I reckon, Just as Orson puts the "smack down" on HG

HG will produce a small metal box with a red button which he will press...then ULLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Huge metal tridpod death machine crashes into the hall and fucks Orson's shit right up

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:56, archived)

Orson would just light a cigar and laugh at the spindly death machine, adjust his cravat and go to work.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:57, archived)

Ha ha ha, We SO need to turn that into an animation :D

Right, I have tarried long enough. I must get back to my Romano-British Round Houses.
Cheerio internet peeps.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:59, archived)

indeed.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GveTzOQNCrM&feature=related

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:02, archived)

It's not often I say this and mean it

but I'd love to have your job.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)

Hahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)

Man

that looks hardcore *fears*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:53, archived)

hahaha amazing. I would love to see this.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:53, archived)

I'd cough up £50 for it as well.

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)

I see an Image Challenge opportunity!

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:34, archived)

Baker is totally punching above his weight there

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)

Superb style...

...as per! :D

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Ninj, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)

I hope all goes well

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:04, archived)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:08, archived)

GO ON ORSON MOY SAHN! FACK 'IM AP!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:09, archived)

HG's goin 'ome in a fackin' ambulance!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:12, archived)

Woo!

Looks good fun to me

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Milkman Dan, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)

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