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# Includes the hit single "Accidents Will Happen (When I'm Spunking In Your Knicker Drawer)".
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:41, archived)
# threadrush!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Memerush!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Th-rush
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 5:10, archived)
# Beautiful work.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Fankyoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:44, archived)
# you take my photograph, I break you face
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 0:18, archived)
# pfffft I haven't heard this in more than twenty years
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-1cXFuXcoE

used to have it on cassette, it's pretty much as I recall
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Hahah, very 80's.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 1:28, archived)
# from the same album
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fn7KhFfevo

close to the bone now, though no grey hairs as yet
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Homing in on 50 meself, and plenty of grey hairs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 2:13, archived)
# poor elvis
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 2:42, archived)
[challenge entry]


[wish I could do perspective properly - edit, I learneded it a bit]
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Just the one day?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Some of my best friends are iPhone owners
unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# They are not friends ;)
And will contact the Apple authorities and mind police in order to have your pubic area plucked by tweezers.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
# It's just a phone
I don't subscribe to the iSmug ideology
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:45, archived)
# It fails at it's primary task of being a phone
I love 'some' of the Apple technology and it's great but hate the almost cultist reaction you get if you dare to suggest it doesn't quite work as expected or that a another device will do the same thing at a third of the cost. It's almost Apple Scientology.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
# i can phone people on my phone
and text them and take grainy pictures. that's all i need.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:55, archived)
# fuck it
i'm ill and need sleep.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Fuck that I'm annoyed by the OS5 update to my iPhone4 it really has fucked up the battery life
Apple don't even recognise there is a problem but the iPhone4 are overheating and it's a complete powersink due to the forced OS5 update for the new iPhone5 - so I'm no fan at all especially when my FB app is constantly searching and loading draining the battery like hell.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:59, archived)
# but then again, it's just a phone
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Not much good as a phone with a dead battery
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:15, archived)
# .
They've now acknowledged that there is a problem.

*Wouldn't touch an Apple product from the last 15 years with yours*
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 0:18, archived)
# cor, fanks guvnor!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)
# edit-"transform"-"skew" should do it
don't apply till you're happy with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I like your perspective... it looks proper enough to me....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
# BRING IT ON! ;)
I own an iPhone but only because it was free on a contract I would have thought stab a smug Android owner was more fitting they seem to have taken the lead in the smugathon race.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
# I absolutly hate I phones with all my heart..... but always love them when people show me what they can do...
The idea of an I phone terrible.... what they can do FUCKING BRILLIANT..! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)
# I don;t show off my phone at all but there is a smug bastard at work
telling me all about his Galaxy SII and its features all the FUCKING TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)
# I was telling one bloke I met, how much I hated the I dea of an I phone....
Then he showed me his light saber app... and I was so totaly like gimme gimme gimme yer..waving it around like a loon I was...! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:53, archived)
# I thought the lightsabre app was a joke!
So it's real then I can spend money looking like a complete retard going "Pazzoooooooommmm, ffffffzoooooommmmmm" and not just with my mouth like I normally do in public ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Haha... yer...!.. it's real.....!
I do like like the phone and it is an incredible bit of kit....

I'm just not a look at me person, a bit like, someone asked what car I would have if I won the lottery, and I replied, it would handle amd perform like a farrari, have the comfort of a rolls royce, but look like a mondeo..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:10, archived)
# If I won the lottery I'd buy a Ford Focus
excellent car, handling is superb, reliable, some top features on the high-end version and you don't look like a twat driving one.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:17, archived)
# I drove a Mk2 focus for over a year, even in estate version...
it was an incredible drive.. great fun...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Eh?
There's been a lightsabre app on Symbian phones for years (free too, none of this pay for some shitty little app bollocks)...fun for a total of five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 0:21, archived)
# I guess I can feel safe during february at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:43, archived)
# skew = 20%
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:57, archived)
# shame you haven't managed to keep the baseline consistent to the grid
edit: in fact, what the hell kind of font is that, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)
# I'm sorry my ten second piece of crap edit
doesn't meet your clearly too-high standards.

And the font's called "Arial", apparently.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:04, archived)
# don't take anything i say seriously
i was just joke-pedanting your joke-pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Oh the Irony lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:19, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:36, archived)
# :D
This made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 2:45, archived)
#
Looking forward to the 22nd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:10, archived)
# I'd look out for the 22nd if I were you...
I'm pretty sure your wife is after new curtains or something expensive....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:16, archived)
# unfortunately
he lives with his mum
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Not curtains, probably some clothes or duracells or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:29, archived)
# draw me like one of your french poodles, jack
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:27, archived)
# www.mictoboy.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:29, archived)
# hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Nice pussy
/painfully obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:29, archived)
# *grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:30, archived)
# *vrooms*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
# *spoons*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:32, archived)
# you've ruined it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:32, archived)
# I know
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# That's one sultry cat.
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# My cat's got no ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# how does it hear?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
# No, it went of it's own accord.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Dieing to say "Can I AZ nakid vetorz ladeez now"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# god, that film was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)
# not seen it
but the screenshots of wislets ass and tits are nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
# don't watch it
it's disappointing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:42, archived)
# It sinks at the end.
POW! Spoiler in your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)
# yes, i know
/family involvement smugness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:48, archived)
# the action and cinematography were brilliant
but romance always sucks
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
# i agree with you about the cinematography
but the film itself was mawkish shite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:41, archived)
# I was quite upset to find out that it wasn't really the titanic that sank in the film
but in fact, some kind of large-scale model...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:59, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Whenever I do a piece of work, I'm often reminded that
With great power comes great responsibility + that I must only use my artwork for good, never evil...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)
# : D :D : D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:05, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:06, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Pea roast?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 2:54, archived)
# draw or die


Click for bigger (82 kb)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:27, archived)
# isketch, anyone?
/riverghost
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)
# are you asking /riverghost for it or is that your channel cause im having a look at it right now
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:29, archived)
# It's a channel
It's awesome, all the cool kids are on it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:30, archived)
# good lord i had completly forgotten about that shit flash animation intro
and that theme tune is just something i always imagined would go well to those characters jerking each other off. it just got gay written all over it.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:32, archived)
# That's the 3rd gay reference in 2 posts
Come out of the closet, it's darling.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
#
just because i suck on some penises every now and then doesnt mean im actually a homosexual
thank you very much
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)
# not in those trousers it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I was told that these are the height of fashion.
Lied to again, unbelievable.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:37, archived)
# flares just aren't you
and those pockets? positively palaeolithic, darling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Flares? I'm wearing shorts and those are my swollen ankles, you insensitive shit. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:48, archived)
# they wouldn't swell if you weren't on your knees so often
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
# isketch? isketch? isketch? isketch? isketch? isketch? isketch? isketch? isketch? isketch? isketch? isketch? isketch? isketch?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:30, archived)
# i kinda think you are fucking with me
i know some b3tan called riverghost and there is no channel by that name
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# There's a b3tan called riverghost?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)
# well ive no fucking clue what channel it is and if anyone of you even created a channel
so im giving up. this has already turned into /talk already. dont want that attitude on the lovely main board. keep the crap to talk.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Disgusting racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40, archived)
# I'm getting sick of hearing about fucking deviantArt on b3ta
If you love dA so much WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:29, archived)
# because its kinda gay and full of fur fags
its just the only free hosting i could find where i can store my crap easily without having a big ass scroll-o-rama tumblr like blog
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Big ass scroll-o-rama tumblr like blog?
Are you having a stroke?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Worth 100 is where it's really at apparently......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
# I'm certainly not 100worthy
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# No one on b3ta is... they're proper artists at worth 100 apparently.....
I heard that they were that good at worth 100, I didn't even have a look at it because I didn't feel worthy enough....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:38, archived)
# I assume you're being sarcastic, but it's worth 1000 and they're no better than any other 'shopping site, though they seem to think they are
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:04, archived)
# I like it, having a DA account is a red flag for any b3tan
there are probably exceptions, but as a rule, they're clearly fucked if they want to join that community instead of getting a tumblr or flickr account and maybe a domain name
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# all the more reason for me to stick around
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:20, archived)
# lulz
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Absolutely nothing gives better meaning to life than the fact that you get up people's noses
I love being a bus driver ;) lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:24, archived)
# my cousin, who i don't talk to, lives with a bus driver
i got on his bus yesterday. fucking idiot made a point of staring straight ahead, refusing to acknowledge me or look at my ticket.
way to show you're a grown-up, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Sounds like he's just pissed off with checking tickets
even when we check and find it out of date we get a load of stick and bullshit so it's just not worth the effort the favourite saying is "They can show me a cornflake box and I'll swear it was a valid weeksaver!" the job really is a grind. Although staring straight ahead an not even pretending to read the ticket (which I do) is rude to the extreme.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# he does it every time i get on his bus
i'm pretty sure she's told him to ignore me. this amuses me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:47, archived)
# That's not nice
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:50, archived)
# she's mentally ill
but will never admit it or get help
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Samaritans sponsored by Exit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# It's your right
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Samaritans, sponsored by Nike.
Just do it.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:25, archived)
# This ninja made of salt agrees.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Tell them Kronos sent you, I'm on a commision.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Oh dear...
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't laugh. It could happen ...


This could totally happen.
(hamblettamaud, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Laugh? I'm gouging my eyes out with a rusty spoon!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:13, archived)
# pics plz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:14, archived)
# I would but I can't find my camera now my eyes have rolled on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Bagsy next on the spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# My eyes opened so wide, they just fell out on their own....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Fucking hell, what a grim future...
Comic Sans still exists.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:14, archived)
# That's it I'm ending it all now... don't try to stop me!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Needs more Japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# You have no Humanism or Serif-Font
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Nah, Moggy's taking a bit of a break at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)
# thats all that will be left
no choice
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# don't let the rictus-like horrified grin fool you
i'm not laughing
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:18, archived)
# that's .... not pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# We're gonna need more flaming hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:26, archived)
# I will kiss him with my other mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Don Coraleone.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# mmmmm, anorexic cauliflower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:47, archived)
# GAAAAHHH!!!
i'm too hot! damn you, cold virus!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:03, archived)
# I was gonna say... you look damn good* in that blouse.
Oh..

*smashing
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)
# i look a right spaz
nasty pink nightie i got for christmas :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:14, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# you'd wank over a picture of arctic roll
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:22, archived)
# I'v got it too....... hot and sick and snotty..... :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:08, archived)
# it's pissing me right off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# I#v felt sick since the day after you mentioned you were..... and had the shits really bad...
just thought it was a dodgy pie I ate that night.... but today snotty nose sore throat and just started with a banging head and hot sweats ;-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:21, archived)
# if mine is anything to go by
you should start to feel better by tomorrow afternoon. you will feel worse as the night wears on, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Thankyou..!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:29, archived)
# plenty of fluids
and vitamin c tablets wouldn't go amiss, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Gotta run for shelter, gotta run for shade.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:12, archived)
# i rather liked that song
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:14, archived)
# You know all the cool songs....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Hehehe
very good
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Good reef!
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:50, archived)
# If this had happened, I'd probably have enjoyed it more.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:51, archived)
# has someone stolen his violin?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:56, archived)
# oh, hai
fellow gloucestershiren

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# He took that violin from a cephalopod before beating him to death.
If there's one thing he hates, it's a squiddie fidler.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Jesus fuck first thing I see....
Off for a beer/smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Don't forget to pass the mo' fucka!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)
# 'harrumph' I've no idea what you mean by that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Typical!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Has he just had his hair done...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:05, archived)
# I love this!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)
# he looks nothing like you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)
# He'll send you to sleep with the fishes
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)
# And put a seahorse's head in your bed....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:12, archived)
# And make you an otter you can't refuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Marlin Brando was quite the actor
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
# There are many things my father taught me here in this room.
He taught me: keep your friends close, but your anemones closer.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Groan!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:16, archived)
# At least no one's mentioned the codfather.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:20, archived)
# every day, you come to me
every day, you bring me plankton
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:22, archived)
# oh jesus
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Don Tealeoné
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Some topical satire for you all.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Yup! Every 2 years or so, when drunk and venturing into a supermarket, I'll buy a pack
I like to lick the sugary-goodness off.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:00, archived)
# You're only drunk every two years?
I cannot relate to this at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# The combination of drunk + in supermarket + in biscuit isle + desire for nostalgic sugar-based confection
Happens rarely. I am drunk 0.28% of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# I don't understand any of that.
I'm drunk.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# that's disgraceful. i NEVER drink!




totally a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# But are you drunk more than 0.28% of the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:10, archived)
# But it does seem quite* low (0.28)
really*

I was thinking around 28%
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# not that much, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Okay, 38%
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)
# i still have a liver, so no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Fuckin' lightweight!
;)

I've checked the calendar and may pop over if that's okay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:19, archived)
# the more the merrier!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Haha
Thank God that didn't happen with Monster Munch.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:00, archived)
# I've never had Monster Munch
a boy at school used to eat them and then burp right in your face.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Guy at work did this today.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# hope you punched him in the neck.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:14, archived)
# He didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Good god I love Monster Munch
anyone recall the e-number-tastic ones?

And the biscuits...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I had some beef ones the otherday
They were ace.

And still big.

I'm going to get some pickled onion ones tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)
# They remove the surface of my tongue!
I snorted the dust for a bet once. Don't.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:17, archived)
# a frined on mine snorted formula powdered milk once
he said all he could smell for two days was gone off baby sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# this is one of the reasons getting older sucks
you can't eat a whole box of jaffa cakes without getting an upset tummy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)
# I used to make porridge using Carnation Cream
then stir half a tub of treacle into it.

I feel sick just thinking about eating that now...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# So how have you been since the artery transplant?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Oh no I imagine that was caused by teh fried bread
obligatory on the side of every fried breakfast in the '70s, can't waste that lard!

Thing was it tasted great!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Moral of the story?
Good is bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# had to be cut into triangles
for piercing your fried eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:44, archived)
# ahhh party rings
the slag of the biscuit world
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Would this make pink wafers the drag queens of the biscuit world?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)
# of course it would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# i see them more as the Justin Bieber of biscuitery
and therefore they should be shunned
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)
# It's a good job I'm renowned for eating Bourbon biscuits then, hence the name.
Pink wafers are cunts; if they're in a barrel with other biscuits, they leave pink dust on them. So inconsiderate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)
# i'm a simple girl with simple tastes
shortbread biscuits all the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)
# that's biscuit spunk
like i said...slags !
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Eurgh! D: my poor poor Bourbon biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# If this applies to McVitie's chocolate digestives too, I am going to be so, SO upset when I'm older.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# you'll have upgraded to choccy hobnobs by then
fear not
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:14, archived)
# I wonder when this biscuit puberty will happen...
Hopefully not tomorrow, still got some digestives in the cupboard o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:17, archived)
# you can buy a hormonal test in Boots
that will help you gauge your future optimal biscuit barrel capacity
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# I hope I don't lose my cool, it's always so embarrassing buying things like that.
I remember when I wanted to get a test on why I don't drink beer, only spirits.

The cashier called me a shirt-lifter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# this may be slightly controversial
but i never really liked party rings
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# That is definitely controversial.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# too hard for me
i didn't like biscuits very much as a child
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)
# you're not alone there
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Party Rings were always powdery and rubbish.
Biscuit fact.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# YOU ARE WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)
# NO, YOU'RE A BISCIDIOT.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:16, archived)
# IT'S ALL KICKING OFF!!!!!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:17, archived)
# YOUR MOTHER.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:19, archived)
# YOUR FACE.
You still in Sheffield? If so, ZOMBIE THING.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Near Sheffield. I was there today.
What zombie thing is this?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:26, archived)
#
ZOMBIE THING
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Hmm... MAYBE.
I don't know if I own any warm clothes that I'd be willing to potentially ruin.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Wimp.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Needs more homosexual tendencies.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Most things do
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# i ate a whole pack of them in one sitting a week or so ago
ridiculously sugary, but nostalgic

Dammit - youre making me want to go out and buy some now!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# i want a sherbet fountain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Rainbow Kali from a massive glass jar
with a stick of liquorice to dip into it.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
# i once bought 300 pixie sticks
and made a sherbet "sand sculpture" with them in a bottle.
then i ate it.
finally got to sleep 29 hours later.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Awe..... I had the same with an old jamaci bar.... but never liked party rings..... after I found out what they were by way of google....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Ringing far too many bells there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Sometimes I am overcome by confusion and desperation when I open a packet of party rings

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Party ring woman needs company...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] One status code leads to another...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:36, archived)
# *parp*
Excuse me.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# I really want to make Soylent cola.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)
# I always thought "Flash" was the wrong name for it
 
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Arf.... I finaly get one of your jokes..!!
I never understand your jokes.... there must be something wrong with me ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)
# imagine if she did have a baby...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:42, archived)
# I don't think it would end well.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:43, archived)
# But they're so cute when they're young
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:54, archived)
# I'm sure the father is long gone by now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:45, archived)
#


Click for bigger (199 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Gay Shift?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# HOT!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:49, archived)
# i don't know which is creepier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] The Government's new WKD and Breezer Act 2011 should help...
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:39, archived)
# the blue colouring should be because of the antifreeze additive
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:42, archived)
# If You're "Smart" Enough To Be Drinking Blue WKD...
...You probably aren't smart enough to fit the device.

The worst part of my pub oriented career was the smell of blue WKD in the bins. Worse than throwing beer away. Worse than calling time.

When I am king, it'll be banned. But not the other WKD. Alcoholic iron brew is an idea on the same scale as anti-depressant bacon.
(xaer0mancer, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] The Nonce Protector General is doing his bit too... Now! Out in the square! Fucking move!
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:26, archived)
# This isn't even a joke.
This could actually save lives, and cull the overbreeding of already starving nations.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:02, archived)
# I know
There was a documentary on at about the time that Pope John Paul II was visiting Mexico. They took a trip around the slums and showed all the good catholics doing what they were told; relying on the rhythm method, fucking, and winding up with another child that they couldn't afford 'cos the anointed one said contraception is wrong. One thing that came up was sanitation. The sewage from all of these folks in the slums was drying out and turning to dust resulting in them breathing it in all day long. Such a lovely environment to bring up fourteen kids in!
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] You all know the tune...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Never actually saw Teeth
Was it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Was a bit shit, to be honest.
The story is; girl fucks guys, she bites their dicks off with clunge teeth, the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:36, archived)
# And it's a comedy, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:37, archived)
# I don't know what it's trying to be.
It was like a horror/comedy, but failed at both...

I watched it with my friend, one of those militant lesbians, the ones who loudly proclaim "OOH I'D DO HER" at every woman they see.

She loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Must a morbid version of the "girl power" thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] he can do it
(hamblettamaud, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)
# i've got the urge to jab him with a stick in all 3 eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)
# yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# but The One Show starts at half past?
TJ: Has anyone here used Freelancer.com?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:06, archived)
# mmm Derren Brown. Totally would
although I expect you don't get a choice in the matter when he's around
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:14, archived)
# I watched one of those Derren Brown experiment
The one where that poor bloke had all those bad things happen to him based on how the audience voted.
All the time the audience just thought it was a game show so was expecting that no matter how bad things got it would be ok because well it just a fucking game show after all do of course they were going to the way they did after all the worse things got the better the end pay out for the victim, right?

The Brown goes and pulls the trick where it looks like its all fucked and the bloke us killed it seriously injured and then has the fucking audacity to blame the audience for the way they voted and how my h they should all feel like shit because they were all so easily led. I'd have fucking lynched him the arrogant wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:19, archived)
# it's true though this is how democracy works
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:22, archived)
# IT'S YOUR FAULT I TRICKED YOU INTO "KILLING" THIS MAN
(User #86772, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:25, archived)
# I didn't see it,
but it sounds like a variation of the notorious Milgram experiment.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Fetch a mop!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:29, archived)
# it's a bit like that
but more focused on deindividuation. People will be more liable to do something shite if they're part of a crowd, than if they are to be judged as an individual.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:31, archived)
# ah there was something about this in the news lately, I remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:33, archived)
# yeh
it can be applied to things such as rioters/looters, football violence, etc, where otherwise nice people break the law, sometimes disturbingly. I say lock them up and throw away the key, there's no room for this psychological science bollocks in politics.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:36, archived)
# yeah the scumbags,
death's too good for 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:38, archived)
#
Yes, "de-individually" lock up the scumbags and throw away the key. Yaaay! (imagine me doing finger quote marks)
(hamblettamaud, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# I didn't see the show so I can't really comment on it
But it reminds me of this famous experiment:

everything2.com/title/Obedience+to+Authority

People are bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:29, archived)
# i thought it was quite a good way of demonstrating the power of a mob
kind of like a Milgram experiment, but done with a lot of people. I think it has some validity, though I agree that each decision was weighted in the way he presented the choices (I think that was necessary).

It's more likely that if the people in the audience were taken one-by-one into a room and asked to make the decisions by someone else, there would have been a major sway towards the less cruel (assuming the population of the audience was a roughly representative sample of the wider population).

It pissed me off that he didn't give a percentage of those voting for the cruelty after each decision. I like stats.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:29, archived)
# More mops!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:29, archived)
# haha
it is a very famous experiment
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:31, archived)
# that and the Stanford Prison experiment
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:34, archived)
# true.
I'll raise you a Pavlov dog. Not relevant, just a famous experiment.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:37, archived)
# the other day I ended up here somehow:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinforcement
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:43, archived)
# ah, those were the days
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Precariously close to Ray Nelson's "Eight o'clock in the morning".
and a probable fan below I wager.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:10, archived)
# i dont even know who this guy is, but he looks like a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# .
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(Catnipppp, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:55, archived)
# you took your time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Are you suggesting that all japanese people have a yellow-ish tinge to them?
that's brave
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Laci-
aw, I can't even be bothered.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:30, archived)
# fuck off moggy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)
# bwahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:03, archived)
# kekekeke
er, i mean hahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:20, archived)
# ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# HAHAHA I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:46, archived)
#

No freaks in Disneyland

Darn it, all I could find was this old folks live version. But it almost fits best.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:03, archived)
# COMPO IT
I can't quite understand what you're trying to convey with your post. Is it to inform us of the event, that has been widely covered in the world's media? If so, thank you, but it's pretty redundant.

The only other possible meaning I can derive from your latest fountain of shite is that you're implying that Mickey Mouse, perhaps as a symbol of Disney, are responsible for the recent radioactive leakages from the Fukushima plant. I would like to know more about this theory, as I'm a big Warner Bros fan and would like to use this as a stick to beat namby-pamby Disney fans.

The other possibility is that you are implying that Mickey Mouse is as much a victim in all this as the citizens of Tokyo. I would direct you toward the established fact that Mickey Mouse is not real.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:03, archived)
# ive been to shibuya crossing this year, and it didnt look like this.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)
# would you give it a glowing report?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)
# needs more sexwhale
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:06, archived)
# It's like a 'Spot the Bull' competition
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:06, archived)
# awww, that's cute
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Move to Cornwall for far more radiation from the natural rocks
So... what is that meter supposed to be reading? It seems to be labelled "Tokyo" so I assume that is an "Am I in Tokyo" meter?

The only thing I get from that picture is that Mickey Mouse makes your photos 3D.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:11, archived)
# if you look closely that that meter reading, it's a warning
the '8' can be followed by '9'
and the 2's can be preceded by 1s

it's a warning of 9/11
WAKE ME UP SHEEPLE BEFORE YOU GO - GO COS I'M NOT PLANNING ON GOING SOLO
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Of COURSE!!
The old HAL = IBM offset thing.

So does that mean 9/11 was in Tokyo? (I am getting confused here)

And why isn't Godzilla in that picture? I thought he was rampaging round Tokyo now it is all glow in the dark radioactive.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:21, archived)
# I'm more concerned at how successful the Japenese Skull Marketing Board think their latest advertising campaign is going to be?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Are they tinfoil lined?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:35, archived)
# o_____o
Also, I hope Moggy comes back soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Suck 700 different types of cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:17, archived)
# there aren't that many
i've looked
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Well I like it. Honk honk!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:19, archived)
# I hear Japan had some radiation problem a while ago
Is this what this pic is inspired by?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Turn it upppp to 11.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Eh up, it's Captain Mental!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# fuck! it's catnippp!
yay!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Special offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)
# haha
I hate those things
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Yeah, Tanks are like....war machines, man.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)
# I remember seeing a giant inflatable Santa outside a garden centre
during a winter gale. Poor thing was horizontal.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:47, archived)
# that'll be all the brandies
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Haha....
I love those things...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:50, archived)
# What's Ono doing seling tanks
has John's Beattle money run out?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)
# She's fine its more of a declaration.
You see that Ono?! No less than $500!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:52, archived)
# haha nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Pea time - Tea 'n a man


Click for bigger (398 kb)

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:30, archived)
# I'm sad
that no-one has mentioned my use of reflection in the teapot.

It was quite hard to do.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 20:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
woo you! just wonderful
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:45, archived)
# haha
I have a kind love/hate relationship with those things...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# They're called 'Sky Guys'
or at least they were when I was working for the bloke that invented 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Nice
I really didn't know what to say to google what I was looking for. Not that I'm a massive family guy fan but Inflatable tube man sufficed.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 23:42, archived)
# These pathetic things always make me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Best ever use of those things:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sda2VjTUT8M
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 4:40, archived)
# Whackywailinginflatablearmflailingtubeman!
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Testify in Church!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Love it
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
# QOTW vote of sorts
Hello everybody... lovely ScaryDuck is away doing media things in Portugal, so you're stuck with me.
Reply here to vote for a fluffier subject than last week's "interesting" mess:

A) My First Pet - how badly you treated it, where it unexpectedly had babies/shat/died, that sort of thing

B) Lifts - I once called the lift and the doors opened to reveal 3 drunk girls having a piss. One of them had also dun a poo. (wooOOOooo Can Chunderghost)

C) Trampolines - Trampolines are ace. Tell us your funny stories about trampolines. Or pogo sticks. Or bouncy castles. Or them shoes with the massive springs on them. Funny stories though. Not lies about having sex on them. (PERSONALITY HORSE)

D) Tactlessness - My ex once told me, "That was the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..." Come on, this HAS to be a goldmine of funny/cringeworthy stories. (grandmasterfluffles)


Sorry for the lack of picture.
No I'm not
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)
#

(NWOT but inspired by Sweden comments below and an anim I saw on Reddit)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# lifts
because i've got a good lift-based story
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Were you one of the three drunk girls?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)
# no
but i scared the shit out of 2 noisy little bitches
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
# I would love to hear trampoline stories but I fear it would be a limited well of tales.
So my first pet (any pet on trampoline stories for double points)
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Trampoline stories? I can see the ups and downs of that
and I fear such a choice would rebound on us.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)
# I think that's stretching it.
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Blame chthonic for springing it on us
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)
#
E)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Let's see...
Lifts- I once had the doors open to a brick wall.

Trampolines- I had sex on one.

Tactlessness- I told /board I had sex on a trampoline.

My First Pet it is, then!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:38, archived)
# summer fayre goldfish that are dead by the end of the week
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Brings on horrible childhood memories of a fish I got at a Chinese New Year festival.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:43, archived)
# every summer we'd win those damn fish
and every summer we'd have a vacant fishbowl in no time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:45, archived)
# It's why it's worth splashing out (pun not intended) on tropical fish.
The bastards don't die as soon as you get them, and look a lot nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:47, archived)
# i prefer spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:50, archived)
# I'd love to have a spider or something close to one; shame I can't have pets in this house.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
# they're really easy to look after
just as long as you don't leave the tank open.
biggest pet i ever had was a 7-foot python. lovely creature, but a bastard to get from under the stereo cabinet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:56, archived)
# I think I'd do well with a rodent, like a mouse.
I used to have a hamster, and never really had any problems with him getting out of his cage.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:01, archived)
# i had mice
my neighbour was meant to feed them while i was on holiday. when i got home, they weren't just dead, they were almost skeletal. bitch tried to say they must have died the day i got home, as she'd definitely fed them the day before :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Gutting :(
If I did get a mouse here in Preston, it'd have to come home with me over the holidays. There's no way I'd leave it here, it's cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:07, archived)
# i wouldn't mind having chickens
but that's not a good idea round these parts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Why's that? Foxes?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:13, archived)
# no, pikeys
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Much MUCH worse, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:16, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:20, archived)
# don't worry you'll bounce back..........
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Just need that extra spring in my step.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)
# spring has sproinged
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
# You had sex with your first pet on a trampoline in a lift?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)
# This must be drawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)
# You should be drawn
and quartered.

Pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Give up with QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Tactlessness, please.
I have loads of stories on myself, to say nothing of people I have known.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)
# A please
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)
# GMF's tactlessness, please.
A) will have no interesting stories; B) is... well, it's about lifts; C) is a joke suggestion by someone since banned; D) is promising in its own right, but stands head, shoulders, kneed and toes above the other three.

Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Whilst I know full well that C was intended as a joke suggestion
I quite liked the way they phrased it.

It was a small piece of silliness in amongst an awful lot of name-calling and spitefulness that has taken over the qotw suggestions page in the last week or so.

Ho hum
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)
# I'll have a P
please Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Tactlessness
It's the most open - the others would make better image challenges
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] my friend made me do this
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Best hope they don't use firefox in China...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:16, archived)
# there is no china
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:17, archived)
# There might by if they use firefox instead of IE...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Blimey! This Matrix esoteric babble
Is working its way round the tea service. You'll be telling me the sugar-bowl's a myth next.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Bertrand Russel already disproved the teapot.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:23, archived)
# sugar bowls, like spoons, are made from china
There is no sugar bowl.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)
# I thought that in the next couple of years the population of India was supposed to over take China's??
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Not that I'm suggesting wiping both countries off the face of the Earth.
That would be far too QOTW.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:26, archived)
# No subject necessary just read the message instead but the subject does make it look pretty
Sir, you map appears to be out of date as it does not feature South Sudan.
(FrancisYorkMorgan Just call me York; that's what everyone calls me.., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:15, archived)
# There is no South Sudan
Hmm, misquoting the Matrix makes excuses easy.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Trouble keeping your man off the nest?
Worry no more, Madam.



(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)
#
(1.618..., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Hah!
That works rather well, that does. :-)

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Lonnie Donegan was the king of skyfall ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:04, archived)
# My old man's an agent
He wears... an agent's..... cap...

...

hmm... sorry I started that.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Heads off down the rock island line...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
fucking splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:06, archived)
# is that robin williams?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Lawks! It really does look like him.
Only with less alcoholism.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# it's the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# In his eyes only...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:15, archived)
# And the extreme hirsuiteness
Mr Williams is rather a hairy man.

A genius (IMHO), but very hairy.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:18, archived)
# i've got a mate who really fancies him
she loves hairy men
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Haha... it's Lonnie Donegan
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# thats what i saw hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:21, archived)
# I saw it and thought Ryan Stiles
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Genius
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Use Photoshop to reduce population? Clone stamp to raise sea levels !!


Starting with Sweden. Twats
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)
# LEAVE NORWAY ALONE!
i don't want to pine for the fjords again :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Norwegian cars are Fjord Fjestas
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Oh no - you've set him off again
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:47, archived)
# good
edit awww has seconds thought and offer hanky
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Mister Hanky?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# the Christmas poo
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:53, archived)
# But, but
what about their lovely lakes, an wonderful telephone system?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)
# i say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
it's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)
# How was the vodka and lemsip?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:35, archived)
# not bad
only ended up having the one shot's worth, as i was really tired anyway and once i'd got it, i didn't really want to drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# age
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# possibly
but as long as i remain on the right side of 40, i'll do my best not to let it stop me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:44, archived)
# the right side of 40 is 40+. The "+" means "positive"
and once youre there............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:53, archived)
# once i'm there
i'll start lying about my age
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:00, archived)
# I endorse this message
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:53, archived)
# What's wrong with Sweden all of a suden?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)
# too much time (to think) and too little to do
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)
# same thing
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Only place where the clouds are interesting....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:33, archived)
# there is that
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:36, archived)
# At least it's all quiet on the Eastern front...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)
# IKEA
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Where else am I going to get my 30p hotdog from..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:33, archived)
# I never had an IKEA hotdog...
I had their meatballs once, they were alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Not tried those... was going to but they put them up...
The hotdog is just an ikea tradition, and only nice because it's only 30p ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)
# I don't go there very often.
Only when I really have to. I prefer to get my furniture from Bethany and British Heart Foundation.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Furniture?....
All I'v ever got from there is glasses, cheep light bulbs and the hotdog....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Their glasses spontaneously explode with a half-life of about a year, though.
We got all our office stuff from there, it's alright for office stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:47, archived)
# My last box of glasses lasted ten years before I'd broke them all...
Just brought a new box full earlier this year... no breakage so far... means i'm going to drop one tonight now...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:54, archived)
# they don't do the veggie versions no more
that was a long walk for a big disapppointment

nuke em
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Never knew they did veggie ones.....
Although I would be fumming myself if they stopprd doing the normal ones.... quite often it's all I ever buy from there on the way out ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:43, archived)
# they were really nice
I had a right flounce whhen the bloke in Ikea Bristol said they don't do 'em no more

LS18 would have bin proud
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Start an internet campaign to make them bring them back...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)
# fuck the hotdogs
my entire flat is an advert for ikea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:38, archived)
# I'm sat in a room full of IKEA furniture.
I'd hardly call it an advert for anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)
# pfff
i'm never happier than when i'm sat cross-legged on the living room floor, a cup of tea by my side, a flat-pack bookcase in front of me and an allen key in my hand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:43, archived)
# swinging from tree to tree...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:45, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Lots of people walking around it aimlessly picking things up..
and putting them down again....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:47, archived)
# i was furnishing a new flat
and had a £1000 budget. got everything i needed, including a sofa, computer desk, 2 large and 1 small bookcases, kitchen stuff(including a lovely cutlery set), a very nice rug, ornaments, lightbulbs and cactus. all of that and delivery cam to £320. many clothing stores were visited that day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# That's incredible.....
Whats the sofa like? I need a new one and can't find anything for that price...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:59, archived)
# i've had it 5 years
always sit in the same spot and there's no sign of it sagging. high arms, single fixed cushion and you can get new covers for about £20. the sofa itself cost £120. it's meant to be a 2-seater, but it's definitely a 3
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Mines 20 years old and knackered.....
Deffinitly need a new one, but it'll be on the wish list....

was really thinking about going away just for 3 or 5 days at christmas, just to get away from everything, but washing machine has just gone up the spout, so if I can't fix that myself, that;s what the money is going on instead...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# mine's broken, too
fortunately, my parents live just down the road, so i waash my laundry there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Bugger... thought you only had yours a couple of years? I remember you being off line....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:18, archived)
# yep
door handle snapped 3 days after the warranty ran out :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Bugger....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)
# there's a place down the road
where i can get a new door for about £20, but i always seem to find more important things to spend the cash on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:35, archived)
# I just hate spending money full stop...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)
# i love spending money!
i just never have any to spend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:53, archived)
# dunno it was jst the most usable pic
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:34, archived)
# I suppose it's been going down hill ever since ABBA split up ..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)
# true
as an 8 year old I fancied the dark haired one - because everyone I knew fancied the blonde so I thought I stood a better chance

fucking sad oor what
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Was the blond one Bjorn or Benny, can never remember.. ;-)
I never fancied either to be honest..... top tunes though, even though I don't really like pop at all....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# haha not sure but the bearded one was Agnetha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Certainly FUCK SWEDEN
But leave Norway and Finland alone cunthole. Besides, rising sea levels will wipe your blighty arse off the planet first unless you live on Meadowhell or the cockpickle.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:24, archived)

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