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# Okay, I expected someone to have done this already, but . .


(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I gave it Cameron's face,
but it was not as good.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:49, archived)
# There is very little that applying Cameron's face would improve.
Apart from maybe the flat of a cricket bat.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Oh I dunno about that
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# That's my wanking material sorted for tonight
/AC
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Hmm, why is it not showing up?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Or even


Which is what I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
# This is very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:41, archived)
# What the blazes?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Look at him go!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:58, archived)
# good lawd!!!
he could be jimmy saville's twin
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Not enough jewellery :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Haha what the hell
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)
# No but I did do



(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)
# ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# he got da movez
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Enter The Dragon
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Cheers, I now have 'Opposites Attract' in my head YOU BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Ooh, maybe.
But I get the intro to Thriller.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:17, archived)
# I can't decide which works best...
"Black or White" (by Michael Jackson's death certificate questions) or "The Pink Panther" theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Okay, I have to ask, where is this from? o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
# I found it ON THE INTERNET
and cropped the fuck out of it and then stopped.

I'll find the link in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:29, archived)
# ...
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fHT2yiFJjqI
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Holy Suddering Fuck!
KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FLAMING MAGNETS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:28, archived)
#
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:33, archived)
# woo
for groin grabbing dancing kittuns :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Moves like Jagger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Hahahahahaha WTF!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:17, archived)
# who wants a nice bottle of red wine?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Yes please!
Oh... hang on... no thanks...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:47, archived)
# You have a bit of thing on your...
thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Is that the chap from Boardwalk Empire?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Red
whine?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Merlot please!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:50, archived)
# For only $400!
Breaking News!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Got any rioja?

Haven't had that in years
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)
# is that the one that's too orangey for crows?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I don't know what that means
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Kia-ora never made it to mediocreland?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LvLn9PWln8
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:42, archived)
# ASDA often has it in the small bottle section.
Worth having a few on standby.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Am I drawing for you this time then?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# i'll have a pint
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Seems like a nice fellow.
Aces, as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)
# YE WEE BASTADS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)
# AL' RIP YA FACKUN HEED AWF!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
# SKWUWEE FACKAHS
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
# GET TAE FACK
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPJ-XnqDdbM
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
I'm sure they only read that strapline in a Scottish accent. It's the only way it rhymes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)
# This woman always has, and continues to give me quite the horn. She can despatch my war rocket anytime.
Bindun?
(strontium190, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I prefer Ming's daughter
The bit with the whippings. Phwoarrr etc...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Shit! I forgot about her.
Where's my DVD?
(strontium190, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# ornela muti
NOT THE BORE WORMS!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# You could
take someone's eye out with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
# With a cartoon gif?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Yes
especially with a cartoon gif.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# O__x
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Despatch War Rocket Ajax
To bring back his body!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Sorry for lack of kia ora in this post


For lunch today, I'm having slices of the most wonderful dark roasted pumpkin seeds bread, with at least three different kinds of cheese and some creme the pruneaux, a large glass of apple juice, a cup of tea and a bowl of fruits and veggies (rapsberry, blueberry, snack tomato, grape and even some carrot).
What are you having for lunch today?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:29, archived)
# DAVE!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Anything to drink with that?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)
# juiced chips
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
# It is only breakfast time here
I am having a few cups of the finest dark roasted blend of coffee, a cigarette, and an anti-depressant.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:34, archived)
# As your attorney, I advise you to have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)
# you are conrad murry
aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Take a hit from that little brown bottle in my shaving kit

You won't need much, just a tiny taste
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!


*takes sip*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# GREAT TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Jesus! What kind of monster client have you picked up this time?
Thereโ€™s only one source for this stuffโ€ฆ.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Even a goddamn werewolf's entitled to legal counsel
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:37, archived)
# You've eaten nothing but grapefruit for about twenty hours and your head is adrift from its moorings?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# There are limits to what the human body can endure.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)
# The good thing about Moggy is their stuff is so shoppable
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Ham and tomato baguette with poppy seeds
Salt + vinegar crisps
Orange Tango
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Cor
I love the combination of ham and tomato.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:38, archived)
# The shop at work had a SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION!! sandwich the other day....
...it was ham & tomato :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Toasted grandma bread, buttered,
topped with two slices of grilled bacon, raw halved cherry tomatoes and a generous amount of wild rocket, then pour on crumbly Lancashire cheese, microwaved with a small amount of milk and some black pepper till it all melts. Accompanied by a mug of builder's tea.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:38, archived)
# That sounds rather smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)
# It is a big favourite around these parts (my gaff).
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Okay, I don't have and image, but

LUNCH OF THE DAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
# I've found an uberspacky version
www.b3tards.com/u/38f11bb9db4d7d5c93f4/mylotd.gif

edit/which I'll link as it's just too spacky
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Haha, that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# aside from the cheese (can't abide the stuff)
that sounds brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# The hot cheese sauce brings it
all together. Maybe you could substitute bechamel sauce or something
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# :D
I'm about to make a mushroom risotto, with a kitkat for afters and a fucking massive mug of tea!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Hurrah!
Sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Also
you missed out that Moggy (in white) starred in this popular advert alongside Bourbon Fox (in yellow)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw_3P9UaS5o
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# LIES!

(I don't have a costume like that...)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)
# what in blazes...
that woman is decidedly Caucasian as well.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# News just in: Rare footage of Moggy and Jolly Jack together
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyZAIWAbggE&feature=relmfu
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)
# That was ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# I bet it took a few tries!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:34, archived)
# I can only imagine, but it definitely turned out well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# I think they make a lovely couple
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:37, archived)
# That is the scariest thing I have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Leave Moggy alone!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
# sheluvmenotjollyjack
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Cheesetastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# smoke, coffee and left over chinese
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# no such thing as leftover cheese
it is all good -- now gimme

EDIT: I could swear I saw 'cheese' hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# that too
it makes the best sauce
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Chilli beef fajita wrap and a can of Mountain Dew from the merkin shop down the road. :3
EDIT: Nommed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Nice, but definitely needs chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I'll see if I've got the change, might pop to the chippy later on for tea. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Chilli pasta with thick cheese sauce and bacon. Oh, and a big mug of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Good lunch all around
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Ham salad sandwich with enough mustard to make my eyes water. Repeatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Good. Nice to hear there's still love for mustard
After I finished lunch in a local museum last Sunday, I emptied the tiny mustard saucer. My mum says I already did this when I was three.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)
# silly brainfield, mustard is not for eye-rubbing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# I have chicken on a stick.
I'm not really sure where the chicken ends and the stick begins though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# O_O
Lyons Maid have really gone upmarket
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# It is made by 'Grabits'
and says 'less than 70 calories and 2% fat per stick'. It doesn't mention the chicken though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Wat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# It was quite pleasant actually.
And only cost a quid.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I went and had tea over at my parent's yesterday
I mum though she had some breaded potato things, which turned out to be breaded chicken things. With carrots and chicken breast. It was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)
# For something more substantial try
beef on a telegraph pole.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# I'm wary
of the calorie content of a telegraph pole.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I'll see if I can get a line on it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# chicken salad on wholemeal oaty deli roll
seabrookes beef crisps

tea

maybe a toasted raisin bagel in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Sounds nice enough!

*stamp of approval*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I haven't had Seabrookes for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# So crazy mecha transexual anime time?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
# No.

Lunch time.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Today I has been mostly eating a BLT on a brown bap with mayonnaise.
Followed by a lemon sensation melt.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Damn, I want a lemon melt now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Monster 800g Lasagna from Morons
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I hope that's the one with the RIS sauce
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# RIS pudding?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)
# RIS sauce was available...
But I didn't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# home made shepherds's pie
and broccoli in a cheese sauce....am thinking about doing chips with it, but am currently unsure
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I don't think it needs chips
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# You'll get suspended from "the facts" for making statements like that
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# I'd like to see them try that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Very much
THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# UPDATE: i had chips with it
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Pfffft XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# This is the point where you tell us what you're having for lunch. Or midnight snack.
It's kind of a traditional board happening that has gotten a bit out of use lately.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
#
ラーメン。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Is this make-sense-o-meter even working?

*shakes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
# It says 'ramen'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
# I know

Still not a clue what it's about though, or if I should recommend to have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Ramen's a kind of noodle soup. Typically student food; I've got shitloads in my cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
# I see

I don't think soup and chips are a good combo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Underage porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# I'm disappointed that this got no reply.
No-one ever makes ME that kind of offer :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Got any underage tentacles?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Juvenile squids?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I'm having a panic attack for lunch
With chips
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
# You're OK
it's forgiven you.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# + mayonaise
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)
# frite sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
# no, it is you that is wrong!
frite sauce has a slightly creamier/mustadier(?) flavour to it and that's what's needed
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Frietsaus is more oily and certainly not creamier than mayonaise

Mustardier, maybe. Depends on who made the mayo.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Smelly panic attacks,
One got me in June, still suffering the horrible stress headaches...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Jacket potato
with tuna.... dull
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
# I'd nyom it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# That's nice enough!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)
# stru+
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
# A chicken and bacon sandwich
and 568 ml of semi-skilled milt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# I always go with fully skilled
it's less of a risk and they're more likely to be CORGI registered
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I'm a risk taker
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Chicken AND bacon?

Whatever will they think of next. Sounds BRAW though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Cheese & ham sandwich, Nice n spicy Nik Naks, 2 bananas, grapes, malteasers and a Cadbury's Scream Egg
All topped off with a Fanta fruit twist
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I had a couple of pasties on my way back from town
whilst streching my lunch break to cover the walk to buy MW3.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# I'm hoping I've been paid for this poster today. From what I've read so far, MW3 isn't bad at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I got it at midnight, it's a bit good!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# it's not bad
but it's not great. the single player's better than BF3 (that doesn't say much though)
so far i'm feeling underwhelmed with the single player game.
the multi player is same old, same old, but with fuck loads more kill streak activity. i may prefer BF3 for multi player this time around
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I prefer bf3 mp, the campaign was gash.
But, I like the contrast between the two games.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)
# i know what you mean, but i think mw3 missed the mark this time,
it doesn't seem to be as much fun.
without wanting to sound like a fanboy, you can tell it's not a proper infinity ward game.
are you xbox or ps3?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I'm having deluxe assmeat soup with a side order or assmeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
# *offers to swap for an apple*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Is it the new 4S?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# sure, why not
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Have ass chips with that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I was wearing assless chaps whilst eating, is that okay?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
# More than okay

It's compulsory
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# i had an apple
it was a granny smith, straight from the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# You keep apples in a fridge?

What kind of freak are you?

Did you have any cold chips with it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# granny smiths need to go inthe fridge,
so they're rock 'ard but yet still juicy
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Toasted Brown Bread
with two eggs fried in non fat oil.

Also Nommed.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Non fat oil?
Was it castrol gtx?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# No
Some special spray stuff that we got in the shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
# wtf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Yay!
I had a "crab and prawn" sandwich (I should complain, as it was just seafood sticks and thousand island dressing)

Jalapeรฑo Doritos (Quite nice an surprisingly spicy for crisps)

and a yorkie bar.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Have you tried habanero doritos?

About 100x spicier than jalapeno, in accordance to the real habanero/jalapeno ratio.

Bonus: not many people will want you to share after an initial taste.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I think they were the jalepeno packet... I'll have to keep an eye out for the Hanabero ones!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# TOP TIP: Don't touch your eyes with your finger after eating them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# if you're complaining
you should say "I'm very disappointed that the prawns weren't wedged in the crab's claws"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I had a cheese roll with carrot/orange/ginger/pear juice
and some coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# That juice sounds mighty braw

Add spinach and pineapple and we got ourselves a deal!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
# u__u
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# future police time out mediocre dutch
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I had a FUCKING lunchtime special FUCKING CHICKEN pizza with FUCKING CHIPS
and FUCKING TOMATO SAUCE from a FUCKING PIZZA SHOP in FUCKING Chester-le-street

it came with a FUCKING CAN OF PEPSI

it was FUCKING ยฃ2.70

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
# That sounds fucking great, Discomeats

maybe apart for the pizza AND chips part. I mean: really? DON'T have FUCKING chips with that, maaaannn
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:57, archived)
# it's a FUCKING lunchtime special though innit
the FUCKING chips are part of the FUCKING special
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:10, archived)
# three shurikens and an origami crane
samurais Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Braw
Make sure you have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:47, archived)
# I went out into the real world for lunch
It was an odd experience.

I had Eggs Benedict with mushrooms under the egg instead of hams, plus 1 x hash brown and 1 x grilled tomato.

It was braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
# "I like this"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:48, archived)
# I'm late! It's only breakfast time here.
Red snapper, broccoli, onion, mushroom, spinach stir fry. You may say "For breakfast!". I used to be the huge massive mound of potatoes with omelet person. This has all changed now!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Red snapper for breakfast?
That sounds glorious
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:49, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Benjamin Britten shitten a kitten.
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Now do Mozart doing a stoat fart.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
# How delightfully random!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Shitting Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
# oh my! I think we have a religious movement

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Anything to declare?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Proper work guffaw moment.
Thanks for that. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Ace :D
I'd be getting MW3 today, but a bit penniless at the moment :( waiting on being paid for a graphic design job I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
# *strokes Gamestation bag beside him*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)
# *cries into his hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Ha!
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Like that
Shame the game is just modern warfare 2 with a new box
(godimhungover, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)
# The return of the sister of Expressionless Girl


I also put this up on Reddit last night; here's the 350k version in all of her static-grin glory
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Is this a meme I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Yep.
Though it was about six years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:44, archived)
# It's not that she's expressionless
it's just that she appears just to have one.

EDIT: This actually becomes much more funny if you just concentrate on the person(s) on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I already said that, riverghost

Do pay attention to everything I write
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)
# yes
www.b3ta.com/board/8400098
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Jesus H. Funting Christovsky!
It's the dead eyes that give me the eebie jeebies. She's like a shark.

If sharks had ginger hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
# amazingly consistent hair as well
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:44, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:50, archived)
# I wouldn't say she's expressionless

She just has the one expression.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Slow down, i can't see all her expressions!

edit/ I've had to adblock due to the spack-like effects of the speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:54, archived)
# One of her friends looks a bit like me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I can only see one bloke and he doesn't look like you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:20, archived)
# The guy on the left
with the stupid lip-piercing

I think he looks like me, if I had a stupid lip-piercing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# they live. I have found and compiled a few collections over the past few years
good find!

edit: this was my favorite find --
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Helps that the people on the left look fairly similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
# this is worse than me
also she is probably a 2d person living in a 3d world so this is what her front looks like. nothing she can do about it.

in other news is reddit worth it? never bothered personally.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Largely, no.
There is some good stuff on there, but it's largely driven by clueless teenage Merkins. And most of the good stuff is nicked from here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:34, archived)
# That looks like my niece
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)
# I gave my second-born a camera when he went to his school prom...
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Carrot Top will be stealing this gag.

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I bet that joke gets old really fast if you work in the Criminal Records Bureau
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:25, archived)
# possibly almost as quick as
a .pdf ile
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:30, archived)
# I was reading a some guidance notes the other day that, without a word of a lie, requested emailed submissions either in Microsoft Word, or as a doby PDF.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Personally, I like all my documents in Dolby.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# PDF surround text
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Harry Potter file formats ftw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:28, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I'm not sure I'd like my document smeared in doby
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
CLASSIC NEON GURU!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:32, archived)
# That's odd
I don't remember hearing about Heston Blumenthal.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Michael is not pedo... -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:06, archived)
# He's not anything anymore
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Haha...so it was you on the tube train below talking to siri!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Naaa.
I was too busy fucking a donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Fo' shizzle
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Is that thy neighbour's ass?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Does it look coveted?
Hmmm? DOES IT?!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:13, archived)
# It's certainly covetable
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:21, archived)
# if the cap was upside down, it'd make a great bog catcher
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:15, archived)
# What if I don't have an ass?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)
# then use HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:21, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:21, archived)
# ALL TIME
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Who he?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:21, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Hello phoneme shapes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:33, archived)
# SPINACH! SPINACH! SPINACH!
SPINACH! SPINACH! SPINACH!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Never mind
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:59, archived)
# In other news, after about 4 years of mucking about with paint.net, I have finally figured out how the clone tool works :oD
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:25, archived)
# It took you that long to discover the trundle otters?:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Reasons to love voice search #94


Click for bigger (200 kb)
(ElGuido, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:22, archived)
# I don't need reasons to love
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:23, archived)
# They leave from shock that he didn't already know?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)
# But donkey porn guy also left...
Defeating the point, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:46, archived)
# He's gone to the toilet.......he'll be back in a few minutes
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:53, archived)
# On a tube train?
That usually means he's having a wee in the gap between two carriages. Which, to be honest, is probably a far more reliable way of getting the space to yourself than publically admitting to zoophilia.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:59, archived)
# He didn't go for a wee
Hee-Haaw.....Hee-Haaw
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:01, archived)
# I think my point still stands, whatever his business was
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Yes but at least someone came in to change the adverts:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Hmmm, how mysterious...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:18, archived)
# He got a signal on the tube?
Is that now possible? I'm a bit out of touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)
# For me, it's a place called b3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)
#
www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:57, archived)
# That would be sexey if I could look at horses as posh donkeys
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)
# But you can't, can you?
You can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I can't
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:52, archived)
#


Click for bigger (185 kb)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Hull in a gravy boat please.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha first relatively original one I've seen in a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:22, archived)
# ^^^ this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Or maybe these (real) nappies.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Hmmm
yeni is turkish, and means new.

I bet pedo means sexy babies in turkish.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Also, I like your sig
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Actually i first came accross them in whilst in Turkey.
They asked me to leave the shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:28, archived)
# If two minuses make a plus is it OK if it's your niece?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Hahaha.........."baby dry"
He used up all of the Gel on his hair
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Good God!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:40, archived)
# I wonder if he uses the advert song.
'You're a big girl now...'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:41, archived)
# More than likely ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:46, archived)
# I heard he was more partial to...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:47, archived)
# *dredge*
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Hahaha!!
*scrolls down...
This is a most woo-worthy start to the day.
Is it really Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:56, archived)
# No
*waves hand*

These aren't the days you're looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:59, archived)
# A true stroke of genius
Disgujsting!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Ningles...do have a perpetually skiing dalek
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Festive!

To me, this is the spirit of old skool b3ta. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:12, archived)
# thanks
yes i am in a festive mood today...am off to the shops to start my xmas shopping in a little while
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:24, archived)
# I have to write some job application letters today
in order to get a job and be able to pay for xmas prezzies

Also: my earlier comment seems to be my 88000th post. Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:28, archived)
# i have no job either
my xmas shopping will be done in poundland ...everyone's getting packets of cheap lighters :D

oh an congarats on your 88000th :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Good thinking
I have a good month and a half to get them all to start smoking

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:41, archived)
# that's not necesary
they can also be used to torch banks etc...
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Better get some molotovs sorted too then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:55, archived)
# luckily
they have a special on them in Lidl this week :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Wow. 88000. That puts you in DTH/Smash Monkey territory.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:50, archived)
# I believe I'm well beyond that
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:54, archived)
# It is documented who the most prolific /board poster actually is?
EDIT I think it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Hat and mediocre
have a similar posts/year average, Smash has lower total but a much higher average
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Yeah, something like that

I've had my years of hardly joining in on anything. I have some ideas for a new series of 'shops, but I am still gathering momentum of can-be-arsedness.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Looked up some obvious suspects...
HappyToast just over 50
DTH 77
Smash 59 but, as you say, fairly galloping up the inside
Riverghost - 63

Not sure who else might actually be in that league...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:11, archived)
# the most prolific posters
don't tend to hang around for 7 or 8 years, they live fast and fizzle out
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Yep
Like Rekless_Rik or GMOS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I'd watermark that
or BBC Worldwide will nick it for next christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:13, archived)
# The structure has a Television Centre-esque feel to it...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Digging the bobble hat
A most woosome yay-worthy and houpla-esque treat for the eyes at this time of the morning.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:14, archived)
# oooh i've never had a houpla before
i'm all teary now *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Speech! Speeeeeeech!
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:28, archived)
# *clears throat*
i'd like to thank Jebus and all the tiny kittuns........*dissolves into hysterical weeping*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Blinkin' marvellous!
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Nice!
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:05, archived)
# that's one small bobsled track
that is
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Hey kids, it's Top Trumps time!

MY ART AND THAT
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:06, archived)
# I'll see your Sutcliffe
and raise you a Nilsen. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:09, archived)
# No you won't.
Why would you even say that?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Nilson killed 2 more (+ any unknown victims), and he ate some of them
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Where's Nilson now?
He got 25 years in 1983, so he should've been released in 2008.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Not likely
Wikipedia says he was imposed a whole life tariff so he ain't getting out except in a hearse.
(MagicMoose, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# But he was sentenced to 25 years
Nobody can change that judgement, not even the home secretary - though he did try until the judge said "I don't think so"
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)
# If he was mental they can section him for ever.
(waxdart hello., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Yes, but Nilsens' Look Out Whores rating must be pretty low.
If you played against that statistic you'd lose.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# All his victims were male whores
so that rating would still be 10
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Smashing!

I suddenly find myself wondering: How did he murder the other whores?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Adjustable spanners
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:39, archived)
# handy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Must've been quite a wrench.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:58, archived)
# His prison sentance was open-ended
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:01, archived)
# That's just nuts.
*bolts
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:10, archived)
# I like this thread
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:29, archived)
# You can torque.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Shut up, you tools
(McChinaman banned, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:34, archived)
# did he steal then from george aligaia?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:12, archived)
# the 20 victims include 7 whom he attacked but did not kill.
I don't know why I felt the need to point that out. Accuracy, I suppose.

I am a very accurate man.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:52, archived)
# I like accuracy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:22, archived)
# STOP...!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:34, archived)
# very woosome
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:39, archived)
# and a good friend of sir james savile, lest we forget
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2270180.ece
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Astonishing picture made even more astonishing by the fact ...
...that Sirjim is blatantly flaunting the no smoking policy highlighted on the door behind him!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)
# capital gold
must've been right pleased with that bit of publicity
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Even better when you appreciate that Frank must be a Master Mason, and Peter a Fellow in Craft by the way they are shaking hands...
*fetches tinfoil*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Well spotted.
(I helped save b3ta! bane, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:15, archived)
# No he isn't.http://b3ta.com/board/write.php?parent=10595925
That cigar isn't lit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:53, archived)
# I don't think you should censure people for visiting patients in hospital
I know a few folks who live near Broadmoor who regularly run events/social clubs in the hospital. You can argue whether psychos should be considered ill or just shot out of hand, but the fact remains that it *is* a hospital and Jimmy was a great supporter of hospitals.
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:50, archived)
# and i think that IS a good thing
i'm pretty far from a string-'em-up attitude towards even those who've committed the worst crimes. i think social facilities etc. in such secure institutions can probably only help.

but i don't think people are criticising them for visiting patients. i think the reactions are mostly:

(i) wtf? that's jimmy savile, the yorkshire ripper and frank bruno all together in the same photograph. how did that even...

(ii) the article said that jimmy had "become friends" with sutcliffe through his work. now there's a high chance that's the sun just making shit up, or at least exaggerating for the sake of a story. it's pretty strange if true, though. i can see being sympathetic to him, or having a cordial relationship in your role as a volunteer. but it'd take a lot to actually become a friend (unless he thought sutcliffe had shown genuine signs of reform by that stage).

(iii) going back to (i) really. not sure who thought "oh, that's a good idea. let's get frank posing with the ripper. jimmy - you stand there with your cigar" *snap*. even if it was informally set up rather than someone's genius idea for a pr story, you've got to wonder what went through the heads of the people doing it.

soz for length
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Sir Jim was on the governing board at Broadmoor
... which is, remember, a hospital. As such, he wouldn't have discriminated between one patient or another; or let his own feelings get in the way of his work.

Of course that kind of professionalism is incomprehensible to anyone at the Murdoch papers, hence the "story".
(North Utsira South Utsira, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# at last the real reason peter sutcliff is still locked up
just look at his taste in shell suite attire.
deserves every thing he gets for clothing crimes like this
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:32, archived)
# "Spree" refers to a load of killings in one go
I believe the correct term here is "Span of killings" /pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Splendid!
Also: Hull
(anvil, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Where can I buy the set?
So long as I can play the Jeffrey Dahmer card
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
# I'd just play the Look Out Whores rating and beat you there, though
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)
# whenever i hear harold shipman described as britain's worst serial killer
i always think "no, hang on. he was britain's best serial killer. he was the best at it"

i also would love a set of these. great xmas presents for all the family
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:36, archived)
# I totally agree
Would make fabulous Christmas gifts.
My Dad would love a set too.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Simply Marvelous
How many would you need for a complete set? Go on, I am sure that they would sell well in novelty shops!
Would you have to pay royalties to the people on the cards?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Hurrah!!!!!
Plus I've been playing Peter Sutcliffe Simulator too...now where did I leave my shovel?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:55, archived)
# NING BETA!
* plugged into the mains
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 7:33, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 7:51, archived)
# It was a very well decorated bathroom
It was the Cistern Chapel.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:19, archived)
# where are these puns coming from?
oh punlord, master and grand wizard
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:27, archived)
# Fleas
*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:35, archived)
# hmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:37, archived)
# NING B3TA!
* low on battery


* Fwaps
* Gone
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 6:38, archived)
# she has a good whoreface
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 7:49, archived)
# Haha, that's a nice benchmark
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 7:54, archived)
# munk munk d'dunk
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:18, archived)
# fap fap fap
die
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:19, archived)
# masturbates furiously
blood
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:19, archived)
# Extend nipplearm!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:55, archived)
# must ... reach .... butter's.... nipple ....
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:57, archived)
# A fine piece of American Pie
Do try to enjoy your time on the continent
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# It was shite and I am glad to be back!
(but thanks for the good wishes)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Eliminate the other CO2 producers. Their body heat is melting the icecaps too.



Edit: this is how it really looks
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:46, archived)
# wait I thought this challenge was KILL ALL HUMANS
 
more bears would be good start
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 4:29, archived)
# Nightvisiongear?
They are clearly shooting in daylight
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 6:30, archived)
# eliminate the COD 3 producers
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 7:48, archived)
# sexy bears
sawse?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:18, archived)
# Looks a bit like paedobears to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:56, archived)
# report to admens
possible permaban?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:58, archived)
# at least some spanking is in order
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:25, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:27, archived)
# they fought until they died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:32, archived)
# yeah I was going to caption it that but they're all just sitting there
 
WAITING FOR DEAR SWEET DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:36, archived)
# They wrought until they died.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:42, archived)
# dem bonez iz up dere
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:32, archived)
# Holy fuck, I just scrolled down to a sea of ningles and tackleglomps.
Are these skeletons the new version of that homeless person with a shopping bag that the dayshift enjoy mocking?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:35, archived)
# late night glomps, no less.
 
the skeleton is just a forced meme but at least I took the time to cut out the whole thing, totally worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:38, archived)
# I don't think I'll ever understand why those people thought it was funny to mock the homeless
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:39, archived)
# Perhaps they are misunderstood.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 4:00, archived)
# I fink it is cos they is from fucking London, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 4:04, archived)
# Also
Patrick Moore would have a full orchestra.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:44, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 4:01, archived)
# Ace!
The eyes have it!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 4:03, archived)
# all together now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=18GBiJhI4Jw
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 4:08, archived)
# Hecks yeah:
I found this stuff so spooky as a kid. It's still pretty out there.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oysiC9yFIcM
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 5:26, archived)
# Ooh
It's been some time since I last listened to them. Might have to correct that today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 6:29, archived)
# THEY USED EVERY PART OF THE BUFFALO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 4:35, archived)
# suicide is painless
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 7:45, archived)
# fuck
i thought you guys would have ignored this forced meme, shame on you!

*leaves gayshift 4eva*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 7:50, archived)
[challenge entry] the solution to an ageing population
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 1:00, archived)
[challenge entry] \/ this has bindun

by the government. tinfoil time.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Vera!...Vera!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 2:26, archived)
# What has become of youuuuuuu???
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:02, archived)
# Did anybody else in here shat in your mouth too?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 6:33, archived)
[challenge entry] You deserve it for killing granny

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 3:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
also:
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:00, archived)

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