yeeeaah.. Had to stare at that one.I thought so.
That's scary :/
(That's scary :/
Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever..,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:22,
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That is simply superb.Really scary. *click*
(
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:21,
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ha ha ha !they have this kind of thing on regretsy all the time.
scroll down this page and youl see what i mean.
www.regretsy.com/page/9/
(scroll down this page and youl see what i mean.
www.regretsy.com/page/9/
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:18,
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For a moment I thought that was Terry Gilliamtrufax
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:18,
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Auction update
I've updated the Auction page with almost full details b3ta.com/links/749374
If you have said you might donate something, please can you gaz me a picture and details of it so I can thumbnail it up for all to see. Or post it as a reply to the thread.
If you haven't and want to donate something you've got until the middle of next month.
If you want to badger any of your favourite (listed) b3tards for a favourite picture, the same deadline applies.
We'll be holding two auctions, a blind online one for ever b3tard and then a live one at the bash for those who can attend.
Anyway, read up here: b3ta.com/links/749374
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:33,
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Any pics of the cockweasle painting?Here are the pics of the prints ive got in the sale if you wanna add em:
cghub.com/images/view/164381/
cghub.com/images/view/105804/
cghub.com/images/view/14215/
cghub.com/images/view/81484/
(cghub.com/images/view/164381/
cghub.com/images/view/105804/
cghub.com/images/view/14215/
cghub.com/images/view/81484/
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:51,
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cheers chapand I'll wait for confirmation from cockweasle before posting his delightful paints
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:57,
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3p for all of itwhere's the money going btw?
your paintings are lovely by the way
(your paintings are lovely by the way
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:52,
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rotten pussy smells worse than a barrel of monkeysspotify:track:1UykNw4AWhhzSERPle42SX (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:55,
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^ Ha ha ha...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:30,
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I wish someone would badger me. I have no idea what to make for it.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:53,
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How about some dragons?
I could redo it nice to go on someone's wall.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:55,
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It could even be *shudders* anti-aliased if people want.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:07,
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I don't see how having a badger forcibly inserted into your rectum will help you come up with ideas but I'll do it if you want.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:02,
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I could do one of Christene Bleakley masturbating
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:04,
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Do one of her wanking off a badger whilst Adrian Chiles watches and masturbates.I'm sure people would pay for that.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:20,
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I'd love to come along to the bash.Just a case of getting down to London and all that.
(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:55,
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I just hope I've finished uni in time... I think I will have, so fingers crossed. :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:13,
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Uni?I thought you were just finishing primary school
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:14,
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Yiffing University College, Kingston.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:16,
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I WAS going to go to the College University of North Teesside... Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:32,
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It's Jamaica's top seat of yiffy learning. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:35,
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That's the noise you make after an epic take-down Toasty :)
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:22,
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ahhh, is that like wrestlemania or something? HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:27,
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I always thought it was 'HEYOOOOOOOOO!' Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:44,
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Makes me wonder who the youngest b3tan actually is. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:23,
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Every now and again you get someone on talk claiming to be an underage girl.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:25,
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I think most of uni's finished by the 18th of May anyway. I'd have to check. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:57,
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Great work Toasty.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:04,
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Top mani've just ordered 250 car bumper stickers based on your design. I might just yet by pass hell when I go
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:26,
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Id like to join in but ill have to think of something to give when is the london bash?
(
sooperdave,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:31,
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Your picturesalways make me smile. I'm sure any of them would sell well.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:05,
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I can contribute a brand new Peanuts apocalypse or something if anyone would actually paybut I very strongly suspect no-one would. If you're interested I can put one together and send it to Jahled to get printed though.
( boris the spider,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:11,
archived)
Eek!OK, that's not enough time for me to do stitchery, so it's definitely going to be a framed oil-pastel pic of dear old Smug Bastard from me. Thumbnail to follow!
(
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:21,
archived)
this is glorious (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:43,
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I love pancakes.But I love crepes even more.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:50,
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AUGH!His arm is bending backwards!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:52,
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Is that a little Nazi salute?Pancake Hitler, if you will.
(
Ghoti Fingers,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:31,
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You and Mu share a love for single-pixel eyes.I can dig that.
And this.
(And this.
Captain Howdy,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:08,
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I only really do single pixel eyesfor cats dragons
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:17,
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That's it Henson, you halp me you halp me
(ignore the fact I signed it I was young and needed the work)
((ignore the fact I signed it I was young and needed the work)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:27,
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dirty green batter (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:28,
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HOT HAM ACTION (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:29,
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tadpole jizz
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:30,
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Hahaha, those muppets love a bit of minge.
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:45,
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this week I are mostly been in mines(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:23,
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that's all
NEAR THE TOP (As close as I could get)! I could do with somebody to design a picture to go on a mock up DVD cover.Obviously will pay you for the time, but yeah, I have a photo of a teenage girl - yes - and I would like it to be basically vectorised; half female and half a male alternative. Anybody fancy an hour or so of work tonight?
(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:56,
archived)
Not a vector, but it will do.www.b3ta.com/board/10698395
ALSO:
20% finder's fee
(ALSO:
20% finder's fee
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:04,
archived)
You want 20% for three mouse wheels of scroll? Rip off. You can have a biscuit. It may or may not be soggy. TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:07,
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SELL MORE DICKLink a source pic and let folks whack
at it and you would be able to pick best
of show from the insane bandwagoning.
That'll be two biscuits(MOMNBS) now.
(at it and you would be able to pick best
of show from the insane bandwagoning.
That'll be two biscuits(MOMNBS) now.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:34,
archived)
They're a disappointing biscuit, not as bad as Garybaldis though
I'm actually a custard creams man myself
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:45,
archived)
How do you not go all floppy in the rain? tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:49,
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Lucky Blue Overcoat, of course! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:52,
archived)
I tend to stick to some none discript "Basics"chocolate covered digestive bar from asda or tesco.They're nice enough to satisfy a craving, but not so nice they drive you to cupboard for the sake of just eating them...
(,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:07,
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So a quality pack of biscuits will get me back from the pub when I've had too much?how do they reach the pedals?
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:11,
archived)
you got to dig real deep to get the good cock
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:33,
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I reckon there's another bandwagon in that phrase...Maybe...
Okay, probably not...
(Okay, probably not...
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:34,
archived)
Probably notbut I aim to get a lot of entertainment from defurrying Sequential Art, and most likely complaining about how unpleasent b3ta's become while I do so.
( boris the spider,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:37,
archived)
They work very well. I reckon it's intentional.Like an M Night Shyamalan film, if M Night Shyamalan didn't go shit and make films like The Happening.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:43,
archived)
hahahathe only of his films i've seen are still the sixth sense and the village. i like to pretend the others don't exist, though unlike almost everyone else i've ever met i like the village.
( boris the spider,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:45,
archived)
The twist in The Village was pretty good, didn't think much of the actual film though.Signs was, I will admit, pretty creepy, even though by today's standards the aliens look like SHIT... and... the Last Airbender... that never happened.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:55,
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I've never even heard of it, which probably says a lotAlso, you just reminded me of something that I noticed last time I watched the Return of the King: other than Gollum, the special effects look like shit.
( boris the spider,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:00,
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Man... now I think of it... wow... the aliens looked terrible in Signs.The Last Airbender seemed to try and cram a whole series of the cartoon into an hour and a half. Doesn't help, either, when the acting is so wooden it makes my furniture jealous, and that exposition is shoved forcibly down your throat at every turn.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:05,
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YeahAnd that Ray sodding Harryhausen. Awards? Awards?? For that shit!? I can do better in GIMP for fuck's sake!
( boris the spider,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:37,
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Pffft!Airbender
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:27,
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2001 The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:38,
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Hmm, interestingThanks. I shall credit you when I write the definitive history of B3ta.
( boris the spider,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:44,
archived)
That's before I signed up. That can't be correct.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:45,
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I've only been here 7 years, 10 months, but I can confirm those 7 years and 10 months were pretty much as unpleasant.We're just going through a LOLMANGA phase at the moment, which includes an unwholesome amount of furry. Everyone was relatively furry-friendly when it was only JJ posting it.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:09,
archived)
incisive insightsi shall contact you when i write my history of b3ta.
also, if everyone put moggy on ignore, i think the world would go back to being more-or-less furry friendly, which would avoid jj thinking everyone hates him.
(also, if everyone put moggy on ignore, i think the world would go back to being more-or-less furry friendly, which would avoid jj thinking everyone hates him.
boris the spider,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:35,
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The only problem with putting moggy on ignore, is that everyone isn't going to put moggy on ignore and I hate missing out on stuff.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:39,
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Yeah I took that view and just adblocked her stuffThen even that grew irritating, which probably says more about me than anything else, and I bit the bullet and hit ignore. I think I've staved off my stroke by all of seven minutes.
( boris the spider,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:41,
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no, I've always been in favour of gassing them, saves on bulletsalso: BANIME
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:30,
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not with the fucking price of gas these days! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:15,
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NOOB?I've got almost three years on you, cuntnugget.
( boris the spider,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:39,
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U HAX UR PROFILEZ LOL Shirley you dont think im actually being a cunt, do you?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:54,
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wot u?NEVA
my profile aint haxd init just some htmll and shitty pictures
(my profile aint haxd init just some htmll and shitty pictures
boris the spider,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:01,
archived)
Yeah I'd just been reading through that thread :D boris the spider,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:03,
archived)
great japes Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:17,
archived)
People really seem to be taking b3ta seriouslyI've got no idea how this happened
( boris the spider,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:03,
archived)
Cue massive rolling bollock mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:46,
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ha! here's one of his earlier pics
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:01,
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deep in the mine are where the richest seams are
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:34,
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^thisreminds me of Unkle
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:27,
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At this rate we'll have to start a goddam appreciation society.
Psyence Fiction has moments of epic greatnessas below
Ed: This is amazing
youtu.be/hYfcK59ycDw
(Ed: This is amazing
youtu.be/hYfcK59ycDw
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:01,
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I shall check in a bit when I get back from the shop with my alcohol supplies for the evening :-)
Sweet gubbins, I have returned myself from the nether.spotify:track:2A6Q7TVTIfzo3Bb4T2J9yw (U.N.K.L.E. Main Title Theme by UNKLE)
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:20,
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wow.....I want one!
did you ever see 'an eye for an eye'?
loved the gnashing teeth after the bumrapery
(did you ever see 'an eye for an eye'?
loved the gnashing teeth after the bumrapery
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:04,
archived)
nice link; now i know where that bot comes from :)
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:13,
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high praise indeed! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:52,
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I can't find this on youtoob, which grows ever shitter, so this will have to sufficespotify:track:1PtM35AHO5kemelkVxh0jF (The Knock (Drums Of Death Pt. 2) by UNKLE)
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:02,
archived)
great track, amazing album (one of all time fav's)saw a YT vid of some guy performing the bloodstain drums
youtu.be/hkRmRZWczhA
dude has skills!
(youtu.be/hkRmRZWczhA
dude has skills!
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:12,
archived)
Are you the graphic designer for the 'lympics? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:54,
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Do/would you ever come to Suffick?Gaz me if you do, I and a mate would love to join in.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:34,
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Hahanicely done! Is this a deleted scene from innerspace where he tried to escape from mr Short's bum?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:54,
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Hahaha! Or the porno version of Fantastic Voyage. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:56,
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peeeeeeeeeeeeek abooo (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:28,
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Aaarrgh!Inside Goatse!
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:28,
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nice! real life Minecraft!Do you have a huge square looking hammer?
( Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever..,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:34,
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So I'v just spent ages doing the next scean, and everyone has got bored and buggered off!
DUBBAL XENODUBBAL XENO
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:08,
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I've often wondered about how they reproduced before humans landed....The queen gives birth to the eggs,
The eggs spew out face huggers,
the face huggers lay eggs in someones chest,
Out pops an alien.
Not exactly a good reproductive design is it?
Especially if humans only land once or twice every few hundred years.
(The eggs spew out face huggers,
the face huggers lay eggs in someones chest,
Out pops an alien.
Not exactly a good reproductive design is it?
Especially if humans only land once or twice every few hundred years.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:16,
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It was an alien ship, there was that great big fossilised alien sitting in a chair at what appeared to be a giant gunWith a massive hole blown out of it's chest..
When I said alien, I didn't mean alien alien, I just meant not human, the orignall builders of the ship..
(,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:22,
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When I said alien, I didn't mean alien alien, I just meant not human, the orignall builders of the ship..
Never noticed that...I bought the "quadrilogy" when it came out.... Never unwrapped it!
It's still a silly reproductive cycle that can only end in killing the jr. Aliens gestation host... Giving birth to animals that eat the prospective hosts for their brothers and sisters.
(It's still a silly reproductive cycle that can only end in killing the jr. Aliens gestation host... Giving birth to animals that eat the prospective hosts for their brothers and sisters.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:26,
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This thing here, it says he is the pilot actually, I always thought it was a gun..(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
oh you glorious bastard, I was looking at the rocks on the right and thought one looked like a xenomorph (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:03,
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HURRY FREEBASE, GREEN LOOGIE WILL EAT YOUR FUCK (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:11,
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Now I might venture down there now.... I hate twisting my ankles.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:08,
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nice use of the magenta cock filter
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:30,
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Nice :Dsorry for posting right over the top of you ol chap
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:24,
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*Books a room at travelodge.Runs away.
fears.
(fears.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:22,
archived)
End of day doodle.
Inspired by Discomeats' suggestion: "a midget precariously carrying explosives".
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:27,
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You never pick mine :(Never mind, it's very good, reminds me a bit of the Demoman from TF2. KABOOOM!
(
Smallbrainfield,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:33,
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I might have to go play that, now. JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:36,
archived)
PC or console?If you're on Steam, we can trade piss jars.
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:55,
archived)
you can do that in real life Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:00,
archived)
There's a lot of cheap eastern european piss-jars flooding the market.And they often crack before you can get them boiling.
No, I prefer virtual piss-jar trading these days.
(No, I prefer virtual piss-jar trading these days.
Smallbrainfield,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:08,
archived)
That's really nice!Makes a nice change from hour-glass waists, tits, nipples...TITS. MOAR TITS.
...
Sorry, I'm not sure what came over me.
(...
Sorry, I'm not sure what came over me.
Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:36,
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^ This, but with more plasters and nuns Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:51,
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That's Olympic level spunk-chucking there.YOU WON GOLD!
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:56,
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Ha-ha That just about applies to anything!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:09,
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Ha ha ha - Out loud office laugh! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:25,
archived)
Aim: Nicely done :3BTW Dorian said "Thank you JollyJack"
He asked me a message.
(He asked me a message.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:37,
archived)
Multiple Personality Disorder is a recognised condition, you know.The first part of recovery is acknowledging you have a problem.
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:54,
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Aim: Don't be seriously. This is b3ta XD
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:01,
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oh yeah, the hermaphrodite goat boy/girl Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:12,
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Paul: once again well done but wut
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:23,
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Bourbon Fox: Oh... I... see... o__O
Also, head full of snot. Adjust your journals accordingly.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:25,
archived)
Welcome to: what the fuck? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:25,
archived)
You should call that critter a "kitbash". Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:28,
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I call it "AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!" Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:30,
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Not enough eyes to be a member of that species.At least according to Sir Bedevere the Wise.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:36,
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though admittedly it's no less disturbing than anything I've drawn.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:55,
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I've seen weirder shit, yes, but... what. Just... what.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:57,
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heheshame scanner has nothing to be plugged into, challenge would otherwise be accepted :)
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:59,
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Having a look through my b3tards, I know I've done weird stuff in the pastbut all I see right now is this.
BLEK
(BLEK
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:01,
archived)
Pokemon got fucking weird after a while. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:25,
archived)
tell me about your pokeymans Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:33,
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The important bit is, I thinkDo you draw something disturbing and then post its opinions on other people's posts?
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:14,
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you know, I've never considered the opinions of the things I've drawnI think most of them will be quite displeased generally though :)
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:24,
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Thank you for censoring.
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:31,
archived)
Aim = Moggy = Banjo = Maria = Dave = Moguratsu = THE POPE mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:14,
archived)
I'm not giving himtime off work for that rubbish. Dave is my only 48 tonner driver and Iceland needs those fish fingers today.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:04,
archived)
48 Ton of fish fingers?My you're a hungry girl.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:06,
archived)
I'm eating for two!Me and a friend.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:09,
archived)
Best thing about Iceland Fish Fingers:The cheaper packets don't specify which fish they're made from...
...my money's on seahorse.
(...my money's on seahorse.
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:26,
archived)
You'll find it's an unusual species known as the "Ground Whitefish"
(
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:27,
archived)
what if only one of the personalities recognises itwhat if only one of the personalities recognises it
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:05,
archived)
mediocre: nicely doneReminds me of Warcraft II
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:40,
archived)
Angela Merkel: Wait, I never said that! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:41,
archived)
that's some nifty facial piercing
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:47,
archived)
broom tachesare the best taches. Go well with weetabix eyebrows
( sinisterduck,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:50,
archived)
Reminds me of my favourite character from Games Workshop. Woo! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:51,
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*ears prick up**puts down paintbrush and miniature*
okay, you have my attention
(okay, you have my attention
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:09,
archived)
I like :D
(
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:54,
archived)
good stuffdammit - youve not drawn any tits for a while!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:16,
archived)
*Do* you do it deliberately?They all work so well to make Art seem... depressed and deranged. You did do something similar in the first SA book, too. Hmm.
( boris the spider,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:52,
archived)
It's like that Garfield stripthat suggests Jon and Odie don't exist, and they're in Garfield's head.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:02,
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That's as near to terrifying as Garfield could ever getIt's also like Garfield Minus Garfield, which really does show how disturbed Jon really is.
( boris the spider,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:03,
archived)
Hahaha! I think it's ace... and 3 Panel Peanutswhich shows how utterly depressing Peanuts is if you take the last panel away.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:07,
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ahahai forgot i'd heard about 3-panel peanuts. quite genius
( boris the spider,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:34,
archived)
cunt, arse, gob and if i've got any left all over the tits
(
mongychops,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:22,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Beards"){kind=small}
See, if he'd had a nice sensible goatee, none of all those shenanigans would have kicked off....
Dictators always have silly facial hair
Jesus wouldn't have got into all that trouble if he'd had sesnible hair Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:19,
archived)
Not to be pedantic but....That's a moustache.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:07,
archived)
Grr damn you...Although his head could now be a beard?
Clutching at straws I grant you...
(,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:16,
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Clutching at straws I grant you...
Maybe a fringetahce?or moustbrow?
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:02,
archived)
I'll casually discard these here..
and..
Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever..,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:41,
archived)
I don't really know who the bottom two arebut the middle one is on the front of this week's Big Issue, so I'll get back to you on that
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:14,
archived)
They are..Jesse J (crap pop 'artist')
Emili Sande (crap pop 'artist')
Lana Del Ray (crap pop 'artist')
:)
(Emili Sande (crap pop 'artist')
Lana Del Ray (crap pop 'artist')
:)
Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever..,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:21,
archived)
I went to have a perv at Jessie J at GlastonburyShe had a broken leg, remained seated throughout and got a ten year-old to sing to her
It was like trying to perv at Jim'll Fix It :(
(It was like trying to perv at Jim'll Fix It :(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:31,
archived)
Jeez.B3TA's got really unpleasent of late.
What the hell happened?
(What the hell happened?
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:25,
archived)
i haven't been here muchto keep things nice
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:31,
archived)
just finished all the tabletsall i'm suffering from now is caffeine overdose :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:32,
archived)
The cold capsules I've got contain caffeine.Yes, just what I need when I want to sleep. More sodding caffeine. XD
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:34,
archived)
i need more coffeeto go with the crunchie biscuits
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:37,
archived)
I've got two and a half bottles of Mountain Dew here.Caffeine seems to relieve this horrible cold I've got... to an extent anyway.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:39,
archived)
yes, butthe mountain dew will get rid of that horrible gunky feeling in your mouth
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:43,
archived)
Very true.And let's face it, coffee is not an option; I don't want to give my body MORE heat =_=
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:44,
archived)
^ What that fat bastard said Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:05,
archived)
I think we always appreciated nonsense, but went for humour over animal porn and, if I am honest, sequential art is for comic strips, not for the board.
I use RSS feeds or would visit www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php for that sort of thing.
I love Randall Munroe's work, but if every XKCD was posted here I would say the same.
(I use RSS feeds or would visit www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php for that sort of thing.
I love Randall Munroe's work, but if every XKCD was posted here I would say the same.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:32,
archived)
Plus he has nothing to say about anyone else's contributions,Just like he follows no-one on Twitter.
Self-regarding, self-serving prick.
What should he draw the 'day? Why should we care.
Draw a door and march the fuck out of it.
(Self-regarding, self-serving prick.
What should he draw the 'day? Why should we care.
Draw a door and march the fuck out of it.
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:02,
archived)
If it were more than just a few names endlessly spouting unpleasantness, I would.But it's not.
I can count 'em on one hand.
I don't post as often as I used to because I can't, not because I don't want to.
I don't want to abandon the community altogether, so I chip in when I can.
(I can count 'em on one hand.
I don't post as often as I used to because I can't, not because I don't want to.
I don't want to abandon the community altogether, so I chip in when I can.
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:11,
archived)
To be fair, 'endlessly spouting unpleasantness' should probably bethe byline for b3ta.
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:19,
archived)
Indeedand even then, the "unpleasantness" is almost always an attempt to inject some betaesque humour into a thread.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:21,
archived)
Sounds like a load of bollocks then mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:45,
archived)
Well I wanted a Ferrari for Christmasand Mongy didn't get those Eastern European women in a crate he wanted.
Sour Grapes basically, seeing as you get all the hot women following you and you know, drawing you pictures.
(Sour Grapes basically, seeing as you get all the hot women following you and you know, drawing you pictures.
Smallbrainfield,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:32,
archived)
maybe he did, but they went off before completion of delivery
(
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:38,
archived)
maybe it had an inapropriate "volume" for shipment
(
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:49,
archived)
It's always been pretty unpleasantThat's why it's so popular
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:33,
archived)
It was cutting and brazen, but replies were rarely so 4Chan-esque."Negative" responses used to cleverly take the piss out of the OP.
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:44,
archived)
And Mongy makes a humorous reference.You posted, just down there *points* a new thread with two girls and one cup (I liked that) asking for inspiration as to what you should draw - soliciting requests, if you will.
You then posted this, which is clearly not what was requested, so Mongy makes a humorous stab at the deliberate misunderstanding meme. Not a bad attempt either, to be honest,
(You then posted this, which is clearly not what was requested, so Mongy makes a humorous stab at the deliberate misunderstanding meme. Not a bad attempt either, to be honest,
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:49,
archived)
from ze henceforths, all jokes will be efficient, and measured against a joke scale of humour suitable for ze amuzant of Das Fuhrer
(
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:56,
archived)
It's hardly the level of 4Chan, is it?Be realistic.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:34,
archived)
Everyone thought it would be better to turn it into deviantart/flickr/worth1000-liteartistic flouncing and removal of sense of humour ensued
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:41,
archived)
hey archie, tell me have i changed? i thought i always did this shit
(
mongychops,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:45,
archived)
everyone used to do that shitand everyone else used to laugh, and took it in the spirit it was intended*.
Although the board does need more cheery tomatoes
*edit: for the most part
(Although the board does need more cheery tomatoes
*edit: for the most part
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:47,
archived)
too prissy here now, someone would probably gaz the mods:)
( mongychops,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:49,
archived)
be interesting to see the response, to be honestI live in hope ;)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:49,
archived)
we could definitely do with a little more old skool mucking about Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:16,
archived)
No fair, I can't draw!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:30,
archived)
Silly Waspy! They don't have to be wizard PENISHATS!
Smallbrainfield,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:36,
archived)
Mine is a witch!Told you i couldn't draw.
Fabulous bowler.
(Fabulous bowler.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:39,
archived)
The Archbishop of Cunterbury
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:49,
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Isambard Kingdong Brunel
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:54,
archived)
Congratulations!This would be the only regulation CDC in this part of the thread.
But it's not magenta enough, so...
IN WITH THE PLUMS!!!
(,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:12,
archived)
But it's not magenta enough, so...
IN WITH THE PLUMS!!!
I remember someone gazing me because they thought I meant it, Archie my lad!;)
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:50,
archived)
*young and naive, m'lud* The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:50,
archived)
I remember when it were all flids. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:49,
archived)
last week? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:50,
archived)
still, was funny chopping their arms offif not just to add injury to insult
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:54,
archived)
Sorry, he's one of ours. Not sure how he got out
(
Frisbee OG wanker,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:45,
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hahahahayou made me lose my chewing gum!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:15,
archived)
thanks a bushelyou've just reminded me that i STILL don't have deep rising on dvd :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:25,
archived)
It's on my list of "must obtain", too :D JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:26,
archived)
just borrowed a dvd/video combitonight's oldie of choice is salem's lot
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:29,
archived)
'tis a good film Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:36,
archived)
If I'm honest I'm going to struggle to fwap over this one. Maybe draw some tits on the little hamster thing?
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:25,
archived)
just grit your teeth and go for it, man! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:31,
archived)
If I squint really hard it's eyes kind of look like boobs.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:50,
archived)
squint away, that's the spirit! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:54,
archived)
Maria: I HAVE NOT MONEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*run away*
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:27,
archived)
I just felt something burn out in my brain. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:34,
archived)
hahahahaha"The here stops here"
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:50,
archived)
It's all about the catch phrases, baby:D
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:06,
archived)
*makes notes*"whore it out like a bitch for $"
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:42,
archived)
you mean you weren't doing that already? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:46,
archived)
It's been a bit of a tradition of lateStarted by the great Happytoast, continued by myself, to turn each SA strip into a wanking gif
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:59,
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MASSIVE PFFTExcellent work, MB!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:23,
archived)
Hang on, I've just read the words...Did the penguin thing just refer to Alan Moore as having a "stunted creative mind"?This from a character in the world's longest-running yiff-porn strip? Are you fucking kidding me?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:06,
archived)
No. He's saying that the creator of "the world's longest-running yiff-porn strip" is a "stunted creative mind".Self depreciation and all that.
(Though, The League of Extraordinary Gentleman, from Black Dossier onwards, is sh*t)
((Though, The League of Extraordinary Gentleman, from Black Dossier onwards, is sh*t)
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:15,
archived)
Oh fair enough then(I do agree about his later stuff)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:43,
archived)
He's an avid reader. Knows the characters inside out.Pretty sure he's commissioned some filth from me, too.
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:39,
archived)
Surely the last one should read: "NEVER FORGIVE!!!" XD
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:25,
archived)
Or "*omnomnomnomnom* eat your head"Or "*destroy your helmet*", as Moggy pleasantly put it the other day.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:46,
archived)
................i think a little bit of sick came up. JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:51,
archived)
I think I'll be wearing bulletproof underpants for the rest of my life now. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:54,
archived)
FantasticGlad you kept the typo in "unpleasant" as well :)
Trouble is, JJ, your stuff is VERY shoppable.
(Trouble is, JJ, your stuff is VERY shoppable.
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:59,
archived)
I've never complained about shoppage :DI encourage it!
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:31,
archived)
He cannot crash,he is a scalectrix car.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:08,
archived)
I just met Rowan AtkinsonI shook his hand and it had a bit of phloem on it.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:22,
archived)
poidh Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:24,
archived)
how do you know it was phloemand not some other sticky body fluid?
Edit: may as well drop this here
(Edit: may as well drop this here
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:33,
archived)
*confused*his hand had a bit of a plant on it? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phloem
(
rob,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:35,
archived)
A Rowan tree Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:50,
archived)
Did he headbutt you then run off leaving onlythe smell of breath freshener?
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:36,
archived)
Then Rowan Atkinson must be made ofHam.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:40,
archived)
is that the finger puppet off Salad FingersI forgot his name oo I think it's hubert Cumberdale
(,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:16,
archived)
Yes York! it is Hubert off salad fingers, sorry for late reply I only just saw it ;-)
I met Rowan Atkinson this morningHe wanked me off behind a skip and didn't even wipe his hands, the dirty fucker
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:54,
archived)
shouldn't this be in the thread below? Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:54,
archived)
My grandson saw Rowan Atkinson! MY GRANDSON!
(
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:55,
archived)
You're Bela Lugosi's great-grandfather?
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:59,
archived)
MY GRANDSON! HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE! FUCKING FIRE!
(
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:02,
archived)
IT'S A GOOD JOB YOU TOLD THE INTERNET.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:16,
archived)
If it's not on the internets it hasn't happened. tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:36,
archived)
How about..A link whore being cunted in the fuck?
(
hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:14,
archived)
Aim:.....I want to CDC. Hehe :D
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:18,
archived)
Why WAS the bunny girl chopped into bits and then sewn back together? JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:29,
archived)
That just reminded me ofSilence of the lambs.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:33,
archived)
Dddddaaaavvvvvvveeeeee......
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:49,
archived)
Yep, it definitely needed that :)
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:58,
archived)
Or else it gets the FLAMING SHIT HAMMERS again! :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:00,
archived)
Aim: She is zombie.banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/art/Maria-s-profile-She-is-Moggy-s-agent-279692295
↑ About her. and I give her the life force.
I'm evil perv squirrel. :3
(↑ About her. and I give her the life force.
I'm evil perv squirrel. :3
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:36,
archived)
I don't know what is most wrong in this post. ^
Smallbrainfield,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:39,
archived)
The English language is taking it full in the arse up there.Granted, it's not Moggy's native language, but still!
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:42,
archived)
"Watch out, Jolly Jack".............hiding now.
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:43,
archived)
Aim: Yes. the reason is " why she don't comment to you"But, LittleMaria seems likes you. :3
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:49,
archived)
"One of my imaginary characters has taken exception to you.""A childlike version of the same imaginary character has affectionate feelings towards you."
Hahahahahahahaha.
(Hahahahahahahaha.
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:55,
archived)
All sounds rather silly when you put it that way :) Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:59,
archived)
The transvestite prostitute Rob Manuel hates youBut, as a baby, he thought you were great
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:02,
archived)
Oh well, I've got one fan... who seems to have existed before I was even born. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:05,
archived)
I got a fan!but I'm not sure if it'll pass an electrical safety test
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:11,
archived)
HelloI thought you had had enough of b3ta. I both commend and am simultaneously slightly afeared of your perseverance.
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:32,
archived)
I don't like blood wine. XD Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:51,
archived)
Yeah. The wine is bad taste XP Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:08,
archived)
DeviantArt has gone well downhill lately
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:48,
archived)
brown spunk from the ass of a rancid badger with a big syringe Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:21,
archived)
I like it Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:54,
archived)
Draw a fox wearing a gas mask, sneezing through it. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:24,
archived)
Atilla the Hun being rimmed by Plato in a hilarious satirical take on the latest Greek bail out round.With kittens.
Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:29,
archived)
Excellent Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:55,
archived)
NNNNNGHHHH DON'T STOP I'M NEARLY THERE Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:33,
archived)
Afterwards she might cook a low -calorie meal,then go straight to bed as she's got work in the morning.
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:41,
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She doesn't do some light gardening or work on a spreadsheet!?That's ruined that, then. :(
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:46,
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for example, working in the Accounts Payable department of a GEL factory
(
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:58,
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Far too thrilling in there. All sorts of things can happen.
Smallbrainfield,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:15,
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I'd like to visit the gel factoryI'm sure it would be illuminating
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:17,
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I'd like a nice cup of tea and a biscuitdrop of milk and no yiff thanks
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:31,
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Draw the curtains, the sun's reflecting on the telly. Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:48,
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Thora Hird is repotting her onions, ready to put out on her allotmentBaron Prescott, of Kingston upon Hull in the County of East Yorkshire sees her bending over from his vantage point in her bushy hedge and is wanking furiously when he catches his glans on a particularly spiky bit of hawthorn. The combined ejaculate of blood and spunk spatters Thora across the arse.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:52,
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There's a man who knows his onions Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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a midget precariously carrying explosives
(
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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This is not silly enoughhe will draw it.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:06,
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What did I tell you?Bloody hell!
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:27,
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A trio of X factor rejects are dogging in the New ForestThey're trying to daisy chain but really need a 4th person to join in and are hoping one of the assembled group of voyueristic Britain's got Talent failures will take the plunge and join in.
Simon Cowell barges his way through the crowd dragging the corpse of Louis Walsh, dropping it right on top of the group before forcing all 3 X factor dropouts to chew and swallow Louis's foetid cock and balls.
Simon gets no sexual pleasure out of this whatsoever.
(Simon Cowell barges his way through the crowd dragging the corpse of Louis Walsh, dropping it right on top of the group before forcing all 3 X factor dropouts to chew and swallow Louis's foetid cock and balls.
Simon gets no sexual pleasure out of this whatsoever.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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I like this, but it needs somethingPerhaps Sinitta could be flagellating Cowell?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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Sinitta is tied to a tree nearby, naked and bleedingas Amanda wotsit thrashes her with a cat o' brambles.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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The "cat o' brambles" has probably got tits or something Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:06,
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"dog or man, that's up to you"heh!
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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You've certainly got a theme going Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:13,
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ha, those were the days, we were young and /board was fun
(
mongychops,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:17,
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hahaha, scumtits!WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:49,
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I like this and have clicked thusly. Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:51,
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Just testing out a new mouse...
First time I've had a laser mouse, doesn't feel too bad, actually.
mouse iron... iron mouseI think there could be a niche in the market here
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:24,
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I've been thinking about a car with a trackball underneathso you can move the cursor by driving around town. Your movement on screen would be constricted to the roads though (to the extent that you're willing to observe traffic laws).
(,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:29,
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That's a song by Led Zepplin, isn't it? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:43,
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Why yes, it is,I was only rocking out to 'Your movement on screen would be constricted to the roads though (to the extent that you're willing to observe traffic laws)' yesterday.
( Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever..,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:01,
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Was this what caused their famous fishing tragedy? Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:38,
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HP Lovecraft's "A Shadow Over Eyemouth"documents the tragedy. And the eldritch terror.
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:40,
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I'm struggling to workout whether to correct you or join in the fun...I particularly liked the stanza where the kraken awakes in the North Sea and heads to Berwick-on-Tweed for a pint and a couple of swans.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:50,
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Well it's a long time since I read it.The bit where Nylarhotep gets thrown out of the Metro Centre for dropping his chocolate milkshake off the first floor balcony in the Yellow Mall on that kid's head. That was a good bit.
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:10,
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This has made the girl sitting next to me retch several times. She has left the room, pale and queasy. Shlvng,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:40,
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It's my beard.And it's going to be shaved off soon, so I thought it deserved a nice send off.
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:45,
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eyepod! nyuk nyuk nyuk... PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:08,
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Careful...Apple will sue.
(
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:08,
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The gob is the window of the soul. Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:23,
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Tossers unite!
And yes I am aware they all need butter as well.
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:23,
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Wooyay!Don't forget the pancakes this Jif lemon day...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:27,
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Flour and butter makes a rouxWhen you add milk it becomes a sauce.
But Woo all the same :)
(But Woo all the same :)
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:29,
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^this^Gutted for me. How about a bechemel?
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:31,
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and who the fuck puts milk in an omelette? slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck.,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:26,
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those on a budget......or some other excuse to be a cheap twunt
(,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:42,
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How does adding milk to something that essentially is egg only save money? slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck.,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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you can get bigger portions/feed another person/extra to throw at your guinea pig/dog/child.....
(,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 15:47,
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Those who know how to do it correctly.The milk improves the the omlette's texture, allowing it to become light and fluffy when the mixture is whisked. Watch a chef some time.
( Purple Martin is board sigless,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:39,
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This is an area of food science that is alien to me. Wheretofore would chip-shop batter come in this diagram?
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:30,
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That could conceivably be in the section labelled "roux"although it also needs baking powder to make it all bobbly
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:33,
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Flour and water with a few additives (bicard etc)I might swap out the roux for it as you can make it with milk
Or I might just go and drink beer.
(Or I might just go and drink beer.
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:33,
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I've heard you can use beer in batter.Perhaps you could combine the two? There's nothing finer than cooking which involves alcohol as you can drink the bits you don't use.
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:37,
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Yes, or you can not use it and drink all of it
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:38,
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Batter is the same as pancakesor Yorkshire puds
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:40,
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man batter is the same as runny egg whites Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:47,
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Woo yeah!Needs more sugar and lemon... :D
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:31,
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Excellent - but Yorkshire Puddings FTW!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:58,
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Definitely!But technically they are batter. I love batter in all its forms.
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:12,
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I like the buttery background base. Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:38,
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MmmmFlour, milk and chicken periods o_O
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:03,
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Use a Venn Diagram instead of Euler circlesor add a large Euler circle to the whole?
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:41,
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I considered it, but then at the end fo the day, when all is said and done, after the dust has settled..Yeah?
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:50,
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Flour & milk?Isn't that a roux?
Batter needs eggs!
(Batter needs eggs!
mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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Milk + Egg = CustardLovely diagram, but who puts milk in omelettes?
(,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:49,
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^this^I now realise this, and I deeply apologise
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:41,
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But should I add sugar as well? (Adding a lemon and sugar circle would be ideal) Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:51,
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I f@*ckin love this song!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRdITzeC8jQ
(,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:19,
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I love this song:I fucked your mum
Lalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
Lalalalalalala
She was dirty and took it in the shitter
Lalalalalalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
Lalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
Lalalalalalala
She told me I was much better than your dad
Lalalalalalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
Lalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
Lalalalalalala
She paid me £30 for the privilege
Lalalalalalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
Lalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
Lalalalalalala
She also mentioned something about the FAQ and the /links board
Lalalalalalalalalalala
(Lalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
Lalalalalalala
She was dirty and took it in the shitter
Lalalalalalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
Lalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
Lalalalalalala
She told me I was much better than your dad
Lalalalalalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
Lalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
Lalalalalalala
She paid me £30 for the privilege
Lalalalalalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
Lalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
Lalalalalalala
She also mentioned something about the FAQ and the /links board
Lalalalalalalalalalala
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:20,
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I f@*ckin love this song!! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:29,
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fucked your mum, found on links ages back.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTsnm0iuVFM
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTsnm0iuVFM
hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:11,
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I fucking love tuesday Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:21,
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Hooray for things with faces :D :D(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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Good to see David Wicks getting the work. An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:21,
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Can you hum it a bit louder?
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:24,
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Why, thank youThere's some dodgy racial stereotyping at the end of the Great St Trinian's Train Robbery... but Frankie Howerd messing about on choo-choo trains is all kinds of 60s aceness
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:30,
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Might as well test drive this pic.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:46,
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OK ...Would, would, would, wouldn't, would.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:48,
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Hehe, so who's who then?Obviously bottom left is Rob
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:48,
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No names decided yetbut yes, it has to be Rob.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:51,
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I bet they all play banjo Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:52,
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I play banjoBut now, I must be off to work. Bye!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:58,
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diddling ding ding ding ding ding ding Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:07,
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diddling ding ding ding ding ding ding(awaits duel)
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:11,
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squeeeeaaaal Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:16,
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One large banjo which they play as gestalt mind.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:04,
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Hitler called. And lo he saidHello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:04,
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If you f@*ckin love that song, god knows how many orgasms you'll have while listening to this one.(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:30, archived)
oh I didn't see this oneI bet this song is shit
if it doesn't have a donk in it, it will be shit
(if it doesn't have a donk in it, it will be shit
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:09,
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That song was really slow until 0:09 - then I closed the browser window.
(,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:18,
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May as well whip this out again
hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:07,
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hey, this thread needs more crap in it!more more
I know
I'll type a long line of a single letter so it stands out
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
That'll do it!
(I know
I'll type a long line of a single letter so it stands out
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
That'll do it!
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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How much more can we sqeeze here?
We need blessed to save the thread
(We need blessed to save the thread
hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:22,
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