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# looks like he's started his own counter-campaign...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Carl Weathers?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:42, archived)
# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kony_2012
some viral thing to bring jospeph kony to justice. see the 'criticism and responses' bit...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:45, archived)
# YEA KILL THAT CONY SHIT HANGINS 2 GUD 4 HIM I BET HE KILD BABY P AND MADDY
LIEK THIS COMMENT 2 HELP SAEV THE CHILDRENS
4 EVA IN ARE HARTZ

Tomorrow in the Sun - FREE Kony killer pull-out supplement! "my hell hearing about Kony" by Katie price
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:48, archived)
# DIANA N JADE IZ WEAPIN AT D BABBY SOLJAS
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:52, archived)
# HOW R THEY INVISSIBLE CANT THEY SEE THEM IN THE DARK COS THEY IS BLAK???????
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
# ME SON AND ME GRANDSON PUTTIN KONY STUFF ON FACEBOOK LIKIN IT ALL COZ ITS GNA SORT IM OUT INNIT
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:58, archived)
# I know these are 4chan memes, but you gotta admit, this is great:
weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/one-does-not-simply-kony.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Haha :D my mate posted this on Facebook yesterday.
This whole thing is almost as bad as when they post a picture of a sick kid and say "Facebook will donate Ā£1 for every like". Will they bollocks?

And the kid's probably better now anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)
# 4chan is dodgy as fuck but they are the masters of toap
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:03, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Some damn fool, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Did you just think that, or have you seen this excellent thing thats been going around?
gawker.com/5891938/the-idiot-who-mixed-up-joseph-kony-and-predators-carl-weathers
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
I mean, LOOK AT HIM! The hat, the moustache, it's all there!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:48, archived)
# hahaha
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:49, archived)
# WASS RONG DYLAN, BIN PUSHIN TO MENY PENSALS?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:48, archived)
# YOU SAHN OF A BEACH! *manly high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:50, archived)
# JEEEZ YOU GOT A BIG BOOSEY
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
# What now?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:57, archived)
# haha
*manly closeup of arnie & carl weathers' arms*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:51, archived)
# *forty minutes of mid-air arm wrestling*
*credits roll*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Arnie used to be fucking MASSIVE, now he's just, sort of, flabby.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHTSGSkl3Zk
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:55, archived)
# "Uhh, boo... exit to your left."
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:00, archived)
# I love it when classic simpsons poke fun at attractions being shite.
The 3 little pigs bit in 'storyland village' in the lisa the vegetarian episode, was one of my fave simpsons moments of all time.
Love the crackly speaker :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Hahahaha! Totally :D
"You're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday boy or girl!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:04, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:15, archived)
# less the terminator
more the ruminator
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:57, archived)
# cunts like 60 what you expect lool
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:59, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)
# there's a scene in The Expendables where Stallone is running from an explosion and he looks like a re-animated corpse
i was amuse
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:08, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:52, archived)
# I saw him when I worked in Dublin Airport.
He is TINY. His head barely poked over the top of his Limo when he stood beside it.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:09, archived)
# AMMA HAVE ME SOME FUN...AMMA HAVE ME SOME FUN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Out there.... past those treeeeeeesssssssssss
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Seeeeee youuuuuuuuuuu
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:57, archived)
# AHAAHAHAHHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Thank you for not mentioning 'the choppa'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:59, archived)
# TANK Q
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:01, archived)
# THREE FUCK GLOVER: bobba phet
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:14, archived)
# yeah you're getting a bit too good at this now
previerl
www.b3ta.com/board/10710643
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)
# i love this
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:32, archived)
# it was originally this
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/parttimeglover.jpg

I altered it to look like wesals riggs/murtaugh hand shake headfuck
spotify:track:0RAbniM9Lb1f0r7xmN9dpT (Didi by Khaled)
youtu.be/s7ckKxxYYOw
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Those are some awful shorts
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
# autoclick just because it reminds smee of predata
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:54, archived)
# I was thinking of Dillon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=liF0pZwFHKE
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:58, archived)
# fucking masterpiece
also
spotify:track:5hdzzK9fH88lTnSaSftxZN (VD Majick - Original Mix by The Panacea)

youtu.be/7z2qNOfLNLA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:00, archived)
# I swear to god if anyone local to me goes on about that fucking video I am going to stab them
in the face with a spork
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:57, archived)
# It's a little-known fact that racists have incredibly rubbery heads
(De-RIS: This man is B.J. Vorster, Prime Minister of South Africa in the apartheid era. Also: dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/BLEK/ if that one passed you by).
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:38, archived)
# I never miss an opportunity to post this fucking awful thing. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:45, archived)
# BLEK!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:45, archived)
# I do love a good BLEK
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:57, archived)
# The classic original :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:02, archived)
# THE POWER OF BLEK COMPELS YOU
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I hear the SA accent saying blacks as "blicks"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Rob!
Do we have a hedgehog icon?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:49, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:50, archived)
# \o/
Yay, I'm not mad! NOT MAD! hahhhahaahHaHAHahAAHAHHAHAHAHahaHAhaHAHaHAHAAAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Is this what's painted on the side of an owl's Spitfire?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:52, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:57, archived)
# I dunna geddit
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Usually, if a pilot gets kills in battle, he paints a building, or people on the side of his plane, like a tally.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Zombie painting pilots ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:04, archived)
# What software do they use?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)
# haha...make excellent art that would
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:05, archived)
# /Yoda
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:07, archived)
# I'll pop it down on the ideas list :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Now Q4Nobody just needs to flip his one horizontally
and they can have a standoff
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:51, archived)
# I thought that was what Chinese people made their houses from?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Lace cyst!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:05, archived)
# That looks like a used sanitary towel on a stick
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:06, archived)
# All it needs is a catchy slogan then it's sell sell sell
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10711838
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Ice-lollies for vampires!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:31, archived)
# urgh O_o
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:58, archived)
# I greatly apologize for that...
And to myself, I was gonna start tea. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:10, archived)
# XD Thanks XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:25, archived)
# XD!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:09, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:46, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:56, archived)
# 'posts to S. African friends'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Just in time for my latest woo!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Sweet sweet web optimisation
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:51, archived)
# This is perfectly in sync with "Up On The Roof" by Viola Wills
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Definitely adds another dimension to the whole sordid affair.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:00, archived)
# It's an honour
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:04, archived)
# atteck of da bleks
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] A Hedgehog icon!
.

_____
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:29, archived)
# It's a lovely one, but isn't there already one (or am I imagining it)?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Nice!
Is he about to catch that fly?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:39, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:57, archived)
# nice....how can I adopt one ?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:43, archived)
# likes this
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:39, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:44, archived)
# hell
Image and video hosting by TinyPic




to anyone interested, ive got an exhibition starting 12th april in BRISTOL, info on my blog.
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:27, archived)
# LOVE it!
Clockwork Essex
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:18, archived)
# wee babby flan amidst a travesty
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:21, archived)
# MNNGGH
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:28, archived)
# guess he didn't like da cornbread neither
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:31, archived)
# DID SICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:34, archived)
# "Look, look, look Jeremy, if you tickle his neck he makes the cutest face!"
Looks like mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:36, archived)
# i hope flan pukes on him
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] for what it's worth
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:37, archived)
# That's the ticket!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] splendid.
and an old one from me

as i'm passing through
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Yay..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:52, archived)
# hogis
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:00, archived)
# dogis to da hogis
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:04, archived)
# 0_o
sweet bogis
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:16, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)
# He wasn't all bad
enjoyed 'is 'olidays.


Click for bigger (131 kb)
(42thefloor, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Are you sure?
He doesn't look like he's having a good time. He looks like he's spent the last three hours having to pretend to enjoy Mariachi music while watching a tipsy Eva Braun get chatted up by the barman.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
# he's sinking into a K hole
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)
# a Qué hole?
sorry
(42thefloor, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Olé!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)
# more fuck, hitla?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:00, archived)
# that's one smug fucking hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Oh, and he's really sliced that one....

\bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Yowzer his fingers are very close to the blade!
Someone needs a Health & Safety refresher.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:25, archived)
# If you look closely,
you can see where he's had two of them taped back on.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# i hope you like my cartoon i did :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Bloody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
# sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# xxx
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
# they deserve it for finding that fat, cabbage-haired ugmo cute
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
# This is B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)
# top work there
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
# He's thinking what we're all saying.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
# its always the hamster-y ones
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)
# haha
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)
# great!
nice hairstyle that man.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha
He looks like a fiend of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
# He Ha...o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:14, archived)
# I do wonder why he picked the plainer of the two though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:19, archived)
# the one on the right has a big mole and looks a bit chavvy
i reckon he made the right choice
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)
# They both have too much stubble for my liking
but the one on the right has better tits
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Had better tits
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Well now it's better tits and no stubble
Win win!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:26, archived)
# He can still have the other one
later...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
#
has had
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:25, archived)
# the one on the right looks like richard D james
whereas the other one looks a bit more feminine
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)
# is this debate really happening, or am I dreaming?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)
# I think you're wrong, the one on the left has got minging hair, for starters
and masamoony's just turned up for his algebra test in nothing but his pants
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)
# And the teacher's naked and it's really his MUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# pffft, thought so :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Further shameless bandwagonning
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
# needs more Errol Flynn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
# this was the inspiration for The Dukes of Hazzard
this image, right here. including the lightsabers. would I lie to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# *reopens paint.net*
EDIT nope. Catherine Bach source pictures are not to be searched at work.

*closes paint.net*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# charles and eddie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Fuck yeah!!!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
# barrybandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# It's been a while since there was a good old bandwagon, and this theme both appeals to me and is broadly within my photomanip skill set...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# do a holmes and watson one next with jeremy brett
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Not sure - think I may be spent.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# i'm sure you could if you tried
*bats eyelashes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Ohhh alrigggghhht....
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# *glees*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
# I'm trying to work out what that thing that's occluding the top left corner is.
It was in all the source pics so it's in there proper, but I cannot for the life of me figure out what it is.

Pleasure, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# shaving mirror, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Mirror of sorts I think.
On account of there being some feets in there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# watched one yesterday morning
where a mirror was used to see the murderer, it's a frequent plot device of conan doyle's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)
# My guess would be the pic is a scan from something like the Radio Times
and it was part of a picture-montage.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)
# That
is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Ta :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# That is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Cheers.
I rather like it. One of those where as soon as you bring the two images together you know somehow it's going to work.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)
# what dems said^
elegant and brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:00, archived)
# I like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Cheers :o)
tbh I'm a pretty inveterate peddler of recycled hummus. Love playingg around with things but generally bad at coming up with original ideas, so a nice bandwagon can really grape the proverbial squildo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# wandbagon

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)
# further shemales wandbagoning
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)
# harhar
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:24, archived)
# engage!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# When you're on a roll...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# oops...i did it wrong. :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# ...wandbaggoning peas?
[inserts pea]



[scarpers]
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Mrs Ziggy-Winkle


(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)
# it's alive !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] It's fun to stop at the
PDSA

/Pea from a year or two ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# after the injury, little horace thought he'd never work again
but now look at him, guiding planes onto the runway at gatwick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Ironically, that was how he'd got the injury in the first place
He just won't learn
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
# i blame die hard 2
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)
# this is lully
though i fear that pea-ing in a new thread will anger the nazis...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I AM A NAZI AND I AM ANGRY!
hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# The worst toilet in Westeros.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# That's really quite a ghastly action you've managed to capture there...
Also

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:15, archived)
# It'll always be summer for that guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Also..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# good shit face = cum face :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# poo shivers.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# oh noes
he's not got any loo roll
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Woo I say, WOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# newsletter is on time
sorry

b3ta.com/newsletter/issue519/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# thanks Rob
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Ta Overlord
Ams I missing something or have they sorted out whatever was funny on the Amazon thing?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
# I think they fixed it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Ah - thought I was having a senior moment...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Me too
assumed I was just being dim
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# THANK YOU DADDY THATS BETTER
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# ta
loving cyriak's spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Thanks Rob
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Yay
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Nice one Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Hollywood Lightsabers: The Shining
CFB | collection

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That would have made for a much shorter scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Nicely done
I keep waiting for his finger saber to light up!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)
# hehehe
nicely done - this is the best one so far
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] doo doo dee doo doo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha
that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# the giggling gets worse every time he takes those glasses off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# haha clicks
you no longer say "nic" then ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# zoop!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
#
what an eccentric performance
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha
TOP HAT HOG!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
type a funny
and win no money (you can win stuff with the t-shirt thing below)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# roll up, roll up, weed all about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# The perfect replacement for your old sletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
#
That took me way too long to work out.
(LokiMD, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes,
cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# toast and marmalade
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Now with less Moggy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Now with more Moggy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# :(
I'm just sad that you're here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# ...neener neener... neener...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# this is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# now I have to leave for work, so don't post anything potentially libelous against me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# You're doomed...don't ever grace these halls again!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# now, I'm leaving for real
gotta go west
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# So long...............sucker!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Newsletter cancelled due to disruption from solar flare.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# LIKE THIS NEWSLETTER TO OVERTHROW A UGANDAN WARLORD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Bah, mindpissed
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# SHARE THIS NEWSLETTER AND STOP KONY
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# It`ll take your mind off your crab induced, red raw baws
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# infinitely less rewarding then a tshirt compo
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Jorry Rike Me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# double your chances of a sly tug, take 2 socks into the bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# cuntessential guide to that internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
#
This should be it sorry, I like Smash Monkey's a bit more
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# worth its weight in Euros
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Cumming in your inbox...
Like a penis in a vagina
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# fire up the craptop and you can read it on the shitter
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# All the subtlety of a Nigerian hostage rescue mission.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# STOP BONO 2012
we've got wristbands and everything...
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# go and shit in your best hat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# i changed my mind
This should be it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:58, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# ALL THIS FOR THE GDP OF GREECE
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# What's the capital of Greece?
About 5 euros.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# What's a Grecian earn?
A type of vase-like container, used in ancient times to hold oil in funeral ceremonies.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# FREE EASTENDERS ACTION FIGURE (HEAD, LEGS AND ARMS NOT INCLUDED)
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# T-Shirt Compo time


TruffleShuffle have donated 5 T-shirts to us. If you'd like to win one then complete the follow tiebreaker in 50 words or less, "If I met George Lucas I'd like to...."

Or buy a shirt directly from their site:
www.truffleshuffle.co.uk/store/mens-navy-dj-vader-tshirt-from-chunk-p-5718.html
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Present him with a cease & desist from Akira Kurosawa
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:18, archived)
# wobble his wattle
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Harvest him for oil.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:16, archived)
#
If I met George Lucas I'd like to finally tell him that I am his father.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# shake his hand for
creating such a memerizing space opera, without which, I would not have this chance to win such a cool t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck for raping my childhood
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes,
cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# It'll never work you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Hey it worked for prodigy69 with "GEOFF MAN.." for the newsletter title.
Admittedly it took about 5 years, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# this is lacking something
cornflakes maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:19, archived)
# That would be one too many cornflakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# kill/choke/strangle/disembowel/stuffituphisarse him with this tshirt
(1.618..., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# also, shouldnt that be this?
shouldnt that be this?
(1.618..., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# ask him if he can survive the winter, using only the food he has stored in his neck pouch
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# lollers!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# break something precious to him.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:19, archived)
# sit in the dark masturbating with him
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
# so is this masturbating using George Lucas, or masturbating, while George Lucas is also masturbating?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:21, archived)
# I also wondered this
please elucidate on the wanking options.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# just a side-by-side buddy-wank
with the odd wink, grin, and word of encouragement
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# I could imagine doing that with Joe Pasquale.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# He'd make an excellent buttplug.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Talk enthusiastically about American Grafitti; pretend never to have heard of Star Wars.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
# ha ha perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# ask him what he was doing in Wigan.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Ask him why so few of his heroes have ginger hair?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Plunge a knife into his neck to free him of the brain eating parasite nesting there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# congratulate him on the fantastic work he made of the Phantom Menace, praising at length the way in which he held to the vision of the original trilogy, and the value that the film adds to the Star Wars canon.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Ask him what happened to the cool looking Indiana Jones game that disappeared without a fucking trace?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# borrow his beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# tap him oh-so-playfully on the nose
before shaving his beard off and threatening to feed it to him anally if he doesn't leave star wars the fuck alone from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# blow a raspberry on his hairy belly, glistening with sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# wobble his fucking goitre going "graaaah" like Chewbacca
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# This is the funnies thing I've read on here all year.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# tell him I've never seen any of his films
and ask him for a compelling reason to watch them as I've no intention of doing so
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# find out where to buy a fridge that can withstand a nuclear blast
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# knit him a fucking huge scarf
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# call him a smelly nerf herder
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# ask him why he didn't just have the stormtroopers realise that they WERE the droids they were looking for, and thus save himself a huge amount of work.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Thank him for a huge part of my life
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:30, archived)
# ....present him with my synopsis for 'Star Wars: The Musical'
(The worst that can happen? Happened already, it has.)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:30, archived)
# So long as I can run Star Wars On Ice
past him afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# like to inject him with iodine to try and reduce his neck goiter.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# press a spear against his chest asking him to make a loyal filn version of Day of the Tentacle
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# tell him that the Star Wars Holiday Special was the best thing he's ever done.
Because... well... it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# tell him to fuck off unless he can make more interesting films where the weapons aren't completely useless
also more blood and gore needed (I hope he takes this as constructive criticism - it would make his films far less boring and I might actually be able to watch one without falling asleep) k thx bai

ps lots of naked ladies too
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# ask him how he can sleep at night with the current Vodafone ads
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)
#
...take him to a strip club and convince him to drunkenly fuck one of the strippers. Then I'd blackmail him. With the money I'd buy a T-shirt. And Wales.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:35, archived)
# ask him for a job.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Tell him I think Little Britain is shit and he should go back to doing Shooting Stars.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# hang out with him and talk about his massively successful space fantasy franchise
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# you're a sellout
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Yeah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BDyFuDxA-I
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# suggest he makes a musical of The Phantom Menace - it coldn't be any worse
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# ask him why Jar Jar Binks isn't in A New Hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# take a selection of his favourite childhood memories, tear them up into little pieces, and stamp on them repeatedly prior to finally pouring gallons of putrescent semi-rotted manure over the whole lot.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# If I met George Lucas I'd like to...slap his fat chops for shitting on my childhood
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Ask him for Martin Scorsese's phone number.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Explain to him that I don't know why I'm doing this because I don't even want your fucking t shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# be the one to shoot first.
(Some Bloke Called Mat, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Look mesmerised as I violently shake his hand tell him, "thanks for making E.T, it's my favourite movie Mr. Spielberg"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Sing him
this song like as what I made up about him: stuffinthangs.blogspot.com/2012/03/return-of-manic-monday.html

Or alternatively: ask him what was the point of that lizard in THX?
(pikey, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
#
...ruffle his hair before spitting on my hankie and rubbing that ghastly beard from his face whilst whispering "it's ok sweetie; we all make directoral errors sometimes."
(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
# push the neck fat up to his forehead so he looked like a hairy beluga whale.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Re-upholster my scrotum with his face
or something.

I dunno, maybe thank him for helping to revolutionise film effects, but then I suspect Jar Jar Binks wouldn't exist without FX, so it is a double edged sword
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# I'd like to...
..Ask him how the fuck he managed to race a Bianchina, buy him a pint for upsetting nerds, then advise him to not fuck about with THX1138.
(57841, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Too late:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIfTT8EGj3A
(pikey, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# teach the world to sing in perfect harmonyyyyyyyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)
# punch him in the throat for episode one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)
#
Ask his neck how long it will be before it completely takes over his body...and the world. As the empire grows, so does the neck.
(anonymous blonde, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
#
ask him if he kept Jar Jar in as a dare - If he says no I would then say "wassa you tinking, wesa living in the 21st centery nowsa"

I hope he would say "how wude" and stick his tongue out at me before walking off.
(fluff1973, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)
# ask him why he called them waistcoats "No Dads" on Big Break.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
# go all Joeseph Fritzl on him ...... except for the babies I just want a ransom, not years of commitment
I'd probably have to kill him pretty quick, I reckon he'd cry quite a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:15, archived)
# ask him whether these are officially licensed t-shirts
(UTB, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)
# If I met George Lucas, I'd like to
thank him for having the creativity to hear a sound a car makes and use that to make millions by using that sound in a world class movie.
(zhinka If you don't rescue,don't breed!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
#
Bore everyone I ever met afterwards by telling them repeatedly that I've met George Lucas.
(jayroller I've seen a man die,weasel fighting., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:48, archived)
# "If I met George Lucas I'd like to...."
...say hello to him when he was on his way to the toilet.

No, hang on. I did, and I did do that. He used it after me, but it's okay: I'd only had a wee.

If I met him again, I guess I'd chat to him about the state of the toilets at Ealing Studios...
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:51, archived)
# "If I met George Lucas I'd like to...."
steal his bank account details, and buy myself a damn yacht
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Jump on his back and ride him like a Tauntaun around LIDL's carpark
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Use some force
to shove JaJa Binks up his arse
(Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:28, archived)
# ... tell him that... I AM HIS FATHER
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:32, archived)
#
Kick him in the cock
(Tammytastic, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Ask
if he'll lend me tenner until next week and I'll buy him a pint with it.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:35, archived)
# show my thanks by cooking him some Wedge-n-Chilles with a dash of Mango Fett....
(stevenevermind, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:57, archived)
#
PUNCH THE JAR JAR BINKS OUT OF HIM. The floppy eared cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:23, archived)
# shit in his mouth
(thisisme, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Kick him in the nads and screeam 'Nooooooooo!!' at him as he lies there in a puddle of piss and blood.
(I helped save b3ta! hismastersvice cunting flange-jammer, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:58, archived)
# If I met George Lucas I'd like to....
...make him watch Jar Jar Binks on a repeating loop, for at least a week.
 
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Invest all your money into something that will give pleasure and joy to millions of people,like food and water and education and medicine . Only an idea.
Invest all your money into something that will give pleasure and joy to millions of people,like food and water and education and medicine . Only an idea.
(mrshad, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Slap him in waddle until...
...the baby wallaby crawls out and confesses to Phantom Menace.
(AngryMonkey, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:39, archived)
# monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey
eeee ee eee ee eeee eeee eeee eeeeee ee ee eeee eeee eeeee eee wooooooooooooooooooooo!
(zombiedeadbloke, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:56, archived)
# ...i'd like to...
submerge him in olive oil, coat him with a rosemary crust, bake him for 3 hours then ask him what the fuck he was thinking when he conceived jar jar binks.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:59, archived)
# ...ask him how it would have turned out
if it actually was a Moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Tell him...
...I'm his father.
(I helped save b3ta! Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Sat 10 Mar 2012, 0:15, archived)
# If I met George Lucas I'd like to
go on a nice sunny walk through a theme park, licking neopolitan ice cream, calling him dad, getting him to ruffle my hair, putting cigarettes in his japseye.
(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 2:02, archived)
# Give his beard a quick shave...
And then roll it up into a "commemorative collecter's edition Wookie figure" (Haven't decided if I should offer it to him as a gift or quote the fanbase a price, though).
(spacecat888 is just gonna finish this page on, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 3:18, archived)
# ... introduce him to Derren Brown, and watch them have a proper Jedi mind trick battle.
Obviously.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 4:17, archived)
# pull my cock out
and pretend it's a light saber
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 8:22, archived)
# collect his mucus
(ndeezy, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)
# Steal his nose and not give it back until he agrees to my demands.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 9:43, archived)
# give him the red herring to cross the bridge.
monkeyisland.wikia.com/wiki/George_Lucas
(Hagbard MacDougal, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
# ..ask him if he has a battery for a Sony Ericsson.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:46, archived)
# "If I met George Lucas I'd like to...."
punch him on the willy because quite frankly, that is how Jar Jar makes us all feel!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Ram
every reissue of starwars up his smug self satisfied arsehole tbh. That is all.
(bottle_cap, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 18:31, archived)
# If I met George Lucas I'd like to
Uppercut the fuzzy face no neck asshole for ruining my favourite films of my childhood, then get him to release the original Star Wars trilogy unedited on Blu Ray. He ruined everything, the big ruinner.
(stefd I HAVE RETURNED ..... And i brought cake, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 0:32, archived)
#
ask him about the porn he had luke and leia make before he let them know they were related
(DaintySavage, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 8:32, archived)
#
ask him if the rumour that Darth is his first cousin whose father L. Ron Hubbard sent him to Hollywood to insist that he should make a film about the 'force' which is in fact just a re-branding of his popular Scientology in order to garner public opinion in his favour is in fact true.
(apaulinthought, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 12:57, archived)
# If I met George Lucas I'd like to...
...ask him who'd win in a fight between Kirk and Picard.
(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
# If I met George Lucas I'd like to
milk his bazookas.
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Ask him for money.
done.
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sun 11 Mar 2012, 23:35, archived)
# If I met George Lucas I'd like to...
...ask if his goitre is some kind of defence against Darth Vader's remote choking trick.

...point at his goitre and say "That's no moon."

...ask him to do a bullfrog impression.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:49, archived)
# ...meet someone with talent instead.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:40, archived)
# "If I met George Lucas I'd like to....
...enquire about the listing he has on craigslist for the used Braun CruZer3 3-in-1 Foil Rechargeable Shaver with Beard Trimmer Attachment."
(durtydriscoll, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 2:21, archived)
# Ride to the ridge where the west commences,
Gaze at the moon until I loose my senses,
I can't look at hobbles and I can't stand fences,
Sorry, what was the question again?
(uya, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 6:06, archived)
# "If I met George Lucas I'd like to...."
Ask him to remake all the star wars films with Darth Vader playing EVERY character. :)
(Mairuu, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 7:49, archived)
# have a free tshirt please Rob
Is it Batman wearing a dildo helmet?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:43, archived)
# lick his ewok.
Or is it a wookie? I can't be sure without taking a closer look.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:42, archived)
#
Ask him if he's ever cracked one off to Leia in her gold bikini like the rest of us. The dirty fella.
(Danko, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Why he killed the koi in Sydney.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] fleas are buggin' him :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
Brilliant Elvis!!!!!!!!!!
*CLIIIIIIICK!!!!!*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
# aaargh, that`s making me itch!
nicely done :)
edit: haha, he`s copping a sly feel
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# ha! He should be not-so-sly since there are always papparazzi

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# scratch master flange
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# She's clearly getting nowhere in the first one
but is about to come in the second
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Aahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Lully.
I saved hedgehogturn3 which you made a while ago. Have you compo'd it?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
# ah cheers.....yes I did...obligatory pea :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Awww
He so cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha! great!


*click
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# aww poor hedgehog's got teh fleas
he needs hammer to kill them with
clicks :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Kill them before they make web comics with bad puns.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# aaawww!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha aaaw :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Love it
Great work Elvis *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)
# HHAHAHA
this is adorable
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:18, archived)
# awesome
as always
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)
# YOU ARE A BWNIUA
i meant genious

cap locks etc
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Wow.
Ooooooh... very good.
I love his twitchy nose. And his ear scratch is amazing.

The flea that runs under a prickle is stunning. Your attention to detail is a thing of wonder and awe.

BTW my 3 year old son thinks this should win the compo. I agree.

:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:51, archived)
#

I dont know any quotes, ive only seen it once. Will this do?
"If you don't remember the prequels, don't worry ā€” neither did they"
(1.618..., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha!
"Stop saying that. Course these are the fucking droids we're looking for!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Very rare that I click "I like this" to a text-only post.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)
# why thank you kindly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# "we've gone on the Kessel run by mistake"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# "watch closely, i'm about to show you how to skin your wookiee"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# "O hai Darth!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# little known fact: lightsabers do not operate at all well under water
that's why you should always use gin
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)

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