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Can you see the boat...?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:43, archived)

faster! FASTER! FASTER!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)

Win!

I'm going to stare at this for the rest of the day :)
edit: looks ace in full screen too

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)

*headaches*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:53, archived)

all I can see is flange

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:13, archived)

Ha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:19, archived)

OOOOOh! Lovely bit of eye-fuck there!

Woo

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XLVII .uk, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:15, archived)

Great disguise.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:20, archived)

Argh my eyes are hemorrhaging

woo :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:21, archived)

der der der der der

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:29, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 23:29, archived)

He will treat the cakes for b3ta people.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)

I'd like a nice cake, but not made out of rabbit.

Do you have a nice lemoncakes?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)

Haha Don't worry. The name is shop's name :D Of course There is lemoncakes.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)

\o/ yay \o/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)

The only cake that can end a war is Rasperry Cheesecake.

FACT, Dave.

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Shlvng, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)

Of course ^^

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:47, archived)

I'm guessing carrot cake.

It's carrot cake, right? Carrot cake.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:47, archived)

This shop owner is good at most carrot cake.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:50, archived)

I've yet to understand just one of your posts

first a confusing title...then toap which makes no sense....let the picture speak for itself....it's what pictures do best

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)

I don't mind

I come here to get away from sense.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:16, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwQQ4URsZmI

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:14, archived)

good knowledge. thanks :)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:21, archived)

Wonders who the cake is for....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:54, archived)

Banged up for words ?

Sorry to lower the tone , but ....

... is Sickipedia next ?

(EddieRobbo, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)

What's this magenta carter then?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)

Isn't it that sci-fi film that no one's going to watch

according to the media?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)

Michael Caine making a cock of himself in Tyne Side.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)

"Now, put it away Jack, you know you won't use it"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)

"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape"

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)

You're pulling my leg ume?/

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:15, archived)

"I've come for you, Margaret. "

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)

words that were actually against the law

funny, there have been some constructions of words that have been against the law FOREVER.

Now fuck off back to the EDL or whoever you associate with.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)

you just keep following the sheep bud.

Hitler, Mussolini and Stalin must be rubbing their hands right now.

(EddieRobbo, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)

HITLER???

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)

Why dya wanna go and put peas in your eyes?

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Joliet, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)

He should see a pod-eye-atrist about that

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)

maybe he finds the look a pea ling

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:13, archived)

Terrible bullying of Hitler there.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!

/relurks

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)

There really needs to be a 'WAKE UP SHEEPLE' Alarm clock

sold exclusively via davidicke.com

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)

I read that as dickvandyke.com

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Joliet, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)

cor blimey mary poppins, they only gorn an dun in the trade center me'blimey

'chim-chimmeny,chim-chimmeny,chim-chim-cheree, two flights flew in-to the W.T.C......"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)

chim-chimmeny chim-chimmeny chim-chim-cheroo...

... we know that this all was the fault of the jews(1)

(1) Illuminati. Or whatever he calls them now.

(nordelius, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:47, archived)

hahaha this is a bloody good idea

*races to photoshop

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)

The hands of the clock could be people pointing to chemtrails

and the clock could have guaranteed mercury content for maximum paranoia

alarm permanently set for 9:11

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)

hahaha needs more lizards

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)

may I suggest an A-Z poster of popular conspiracies?

with some secret message hidden therein

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)

all the letters are ....

π?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:00, archived)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Clearly, the illuminati in league with the flour advisory bureau and the Wisconsin chamber of commerce are going to make a secret series of underground tunnels to the moon, to steal the advanced nazi nuclear reactors on the moon and use them at the behest of the lizard people in their war against the galactic federation of light, if you look at the evidence, IT'S OBVIOUS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:23, archived)

That could be a disaster

xkcd.com/1013/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)

That's quite amusing

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)

that doesn't make any more sense now than it did when you posted it on twitter, to be honest

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)

I ain't talking about racism.

I hate racism as much as anyone, but, this is the thin end of the wedge. If you can get imprisoned for your thoughts or writings then we're all fucked.

(EddieRobbo, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)

publish and be damned, you fool

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)

It works for Richard Dawkins

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)

^this

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)

^this

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)

^these

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)

OK, here's your chance to educate an ignorant nobody.

What's all this about then?

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Shlvng, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)

univeristy student jailed for racist tweets about a footballer

world goes meh.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)

I thought that at first

but he was jailed today, not last Friday, right?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)

Hmmmm.

That's hardly the end of free speech.

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Shlvng, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)

What you had there wasn't free speech. It was hate speech

People didn't fight wars or shit so people could insult someone for their skin colour when they're down.

Grow up.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)

Actually ...

... they DID

(EddieRobbo, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)

I guess I didn't get the memo.

Maybe I should be racist to you, see how you like it? Hmmm?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)

It shouldnt be a criminal offence to hurt someone's feelings.

Inciting violence is another matter.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)

Calling someone a twat and calling someone a n*gga are entirely different things really

Anyone can be called a twat or a dickhead. But you can't accurately call a white dude or an asian dude a term derogatory used towards black people in the same way you can't a black dude or a white dude a term used derogatorily against asians.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)

Whilst I don't agree with the sentiment of this post...

... I did consider whether jail was the correct option, he'll just be in there with a bunch of other right wing EDL nut jobs. Why don't we re-educate him with a 'race awareness course' in the same way as we make bad drivers take a refresher course before they get their licence back, or send drug offenders to re-hab clinics?

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JebediahSpringfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)

Prison is the perfect place for him.

keeps him off the streets and stops him polluting the gene pool further.

I'm i'm sure they'll be some people in prison who will be more than happy to give him a 'race awreness course'. With hitting.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)

It's hard to change someone's attitudes and feelings,

surely the people who go on this sort of thing just "go through the motions" to get out of it as quickly as possible?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)

I'm sure I read somewhere recently that racists who are sent on "race awareness courses"

come out of them more racist at the end

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)

It's because they are more aware of race

so naturally they become more racist

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)

they realise there are more than just two races, black and white, so it opens up whole new doors for them.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)

There's more than two?

I thought there was just indigenous Brits and hate-speech, rape gang, Muslims?
My EDL I-Spy book must be out of date

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)

arf! :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)

indigenous Brits?

The Normans (French), The Saxons (Also Saxony as was, now France), Celts (French/Germanic), The Romans (Italians), Vikings (Norway and Scandinavia) seems we are a mixed bag of everything.
www.dot-domesday.me.uk/tribes.htm#carv

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:18, archived)

Actually

the most surprising thing is if you look at the genetics you find we've been roughly the same thing all along, and that both the "Saxon" "invasions" and the nature of "Celts" in particular are a bit specious...

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boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:27, archived)

Probably...

...but a little bit of it might go in. I guess I'm just trying to say that finding and jailing people who use racist language on twitter isn't exactly dealing with the problem of race relations in Britain. Such views are entrenched deeply in society and making a victim of someone with those views will only serve to solidify the position of those others who hold similar views.

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JebediahSpringfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)

This,

Is correct.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)

...

is it lawful to call someone a 'vile racist little pig'? Same difference

(EddieRobbo, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:52, archived)

Looks to me like the troll got trolled.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)

Forgive me if I've got this wrong

but the Magna Carta didn't actually guarantee free speech in the first place, did it?

[edit] In 1275, Parliament outlawed "any slanderous News ... or false news or tales where by discord or slander may grow between the King and the people ..."

So, er, no. Congratulations on getting this post almost entirely wrong.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)

More accurately, the gravestone would read:

BRITISH FREE SPEECH
9 November 1998
UK incorporates Article 10 of the European Convention into the Human Rights Act which guarantees freedom of expression*

Then at the bottom:
* except threatening, abusive and insulting speech or behaviour likely to cause a breach of the peace, incitement, incitement to racial hatred, incitement to religious hatred, incitement to terrorism including encouragement of terrorism and dissemination of terrorist publications, glorifying terrorism, collection or possession of information likely to be of use to a terrorist, treason including imagining the death of the monarch, sedition, obscenity, indecency including corruption of public morals and outraging public decency, defamation, prior restraint, restrictions on court reporting including names of victims and evidence and prejudicing or interfering with court proceedings, prohibition of post-trial interviews with jurors, scandalizing the court by criticising or murmuring judges, time, manner, and place restrictions, harassment, privileged communications, trade secrets, classified material, copyright, patents, military conduct, and limitations on commercial speech such as advertising.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)

*orders new jumbo chisel multipack*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:24, archived)

*murmurs at a judge*

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Shlvng, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:39, archived)

mumbles at a court clerk

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)

*murmurs in The Rue Morgue*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:04, archived)

We don't have free speech, we don't want free speech, we don't like free speech.

This is just the legal enforcement of what society will do if you say these things.

Try walking down a busy London street shouting racist abuse.

See if anyone large who objects is interested in your intellectual argument identifying your right to do so.

As Msr Horrible said, "World says meh".

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)

People who bang on about 'free speech'

are always the first to get angry when you mention what you did to their mum last night...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)

Wise...

Words

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:59, archived)

Reminds me of my first suspension.

The guy was trying to antagonize me and I just kept saying "civilised people don't fight".

Then he said "Your mum was great last night" and I bet the shit out of him...

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:00, archived)

did you get good odds?

Or go for each way?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)

you bet the shit out of him?

*imagines someone having a fight by waving their arms about like a Tote at a racetrack*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)

Tis' an Iorish expressionism

to be da hokey.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:26, archived)

Your mum was great last night

*runs

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:16, archived)

With freedom, comes responsibility.

Or something equally profound.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)

Hahahahahaha

The power of pictures!

If anything, I'd say that a picture can be worth more than a lot of words.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)

Simple

yet effective. Needs more magenta, though.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)

magenta carter?

/thus the circle is complete on this thread

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)

I was drawn in my early days of B3ta

before the Magenta had seeped into my system.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)

What made you think

that we ever had free speech in the first place? This country has never had free speech. Take for example libel laws and superinjuntions.
I think you were thinking of America.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:21, archived)

you're a bit late there

what about the people jailed for trying to organise riots using online services

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:25, archived)

I'm quite happy the cunt got jailed

I just wish more cunts got jailed fo shit n'all #JustSaying

edit: sorry, is this Twitter?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:25, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

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Shlvng, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:17, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:33, archived)

Hahahah.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)

Free speech has never existed in the UK

Thank fuck.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:33, archived)

Queue are ya?

(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)

I think I'm missing something

like a smartphone, for starters

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)

^this

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)

Silly MV it's one of those 3D pictures.

It's a boat.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)

Oh, I thought it was a flange

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)

no, it's clearly a schooner

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)

Are you sure it's not a mimsy?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)

it looks nothing like a rabbit

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)

Vagina man, vagina

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)

Schooner or later, it devolves into puns

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)

THIS is a flange...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)

that messes with my head, man

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)

*crosses eyes*

*stares*
*stares a bit more*

Is it a boat?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)

Oh, I thought it was a clunge

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)

no, it's clearly a sailboat

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)

Are you sure it's not a muff?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)

it looks nothing like a hand warmer

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)

Vulva man, vulva

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:04, archived)

Is this from Manic Miner?

Is it Ghostbusters 2?

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)

Hahaha

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)

Wild MISSINGNO. appeared!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)

EDIT: Zbar is a good program for reading them without a phone.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)

I see boobs!

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Joliet, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)

Least it wasnt the URL

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)

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Shlvng, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)

Infinate loop !

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)

My grandson saw HITLER in this IMAGE!

MY GRANDSON!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:24, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)

are you going to tell us what it is then?

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)

It says "You fucking geek!"

Cadmus' says "I love horses, best of all the animals"
and mine is a link back to Cadmus' post.
That's the first time I've actually found a use for my QR reading software, it gave me tinglies in my special place.

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Shlvng, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)

you're all trendy and everything

I'm getting old - didn't even know it's called a QR thingy

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)

I'm old and as trendy as a bag of poop.

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Shlvng, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:35, archived)

Crossword time!

I really must get a smarter phone

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)

2d barcodes

for people with phones who think they matter

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)

Ya Mother suck cocks in Benidorm

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Ninj, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)

jesus christ Ninj

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)

Is that Paul Daniels wearing his Debby McGee outfit?

Made with real Debby McGee...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)

Yep!

"It uses the lotion!" ;)

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Ninj, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)

would

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)

Gah!

You're on form today, sir.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)

Hehehehehe

Ta, hummus feels really low at the mo' ;( but thanks anyhoo
:D

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Ninj, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)

Good Lord!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)

deris www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17514172

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)

IT'S ON FUCKING FIRE

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)

YES

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)

Good. Give them more fire.

Those thieving bastards are trying to charge me £1900 to fix a cam chain. The car's only done 20000 miles. Aaargghhh. Me so cross.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)

fix a cam chain?

surely, if you cam chain needs fixing, the top of your engine needs fixing too and it should be warranty

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)

The car's just out of warranty.

Despite being regularly serviced by them they say it's not their problem. I disagree. The cam chain tensioner fucked itself then the chain went. Christ knows what else is wrong with the bloody thing. What scares me is that this is just a preliminary quote so they'll probably whack more on top when the job's done.
Grrrrrr....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)

Ehehehehehehehehe!!!!

Schmiiirrrkkk!!!!
Ronseal, but in a good way.
Snicker.

(Punkygirl, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)

I'm edging towards the RIS

or should that be ALT?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)

I'm RISing towards The Edge

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)

I'm towards the Edge RISing

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)

I'm towardsing The Risedge

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)

I'm Spartacus.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)

So is my wife

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)

What?

It it serious?

(Punkygirl, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)

it's an unshopped picture in a new thread

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)

So no, then.

(Punkygirl, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)

look around the replies

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)

Please refer to original image.

(Punkygirl, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)

I endorse this reply

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)

Well you're going to get flamed to fuck

and won't be very popular. Fire up your image manipulation software of choice, shop a kitten and post fluff. The accolades will come pouring in.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)

I'm sure I'll live.

(Punkygirl, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)

I'm sure you will.

But you will probably get banned for being a troll.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)

It only hurts the first time.

Apparently.

(Punkygirl, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)

FAQ ????

The FAQ does not say you cant post photos you messageboard meanie!

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baconninja, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)

"Punkygirl has been a member for 4 years, 10 months and 22 days "

All I'm saying is she should know better, really.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)

WTF

there is no rule on posting a funny photo trolly-pants! We all know b3ta is about shopping, but there is nothing in the FAQ about posting a humerous picture you snapped?

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baconninja, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)

FAQ you.

Yeeeaaahhh.

(Punkygirl, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)

Stalk much?

(Punkygirl, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:00, archived)

Nope,

it says it's so in your profile.

You've been here long enough to know how the board works, regardless of the merits (or lack of) of the FAQ. Shop something, you know it makes sense.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)

4 years. 28 messages.

What can I say? I've been busy.

(Punkygirl, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:14, archived)

You need to post more. Look, I made you a picture.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:21, archived)

occupational therapy art as a chat up line...... priceless!

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baconninja, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:26, archived)

JUST FOR THAT YOU'RE NOT GETTING A PICTURE.

/flounces

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:35, archived)

'Ave you done samminck wif your hair?

Cos girlfriend, you look hott!

(Punkygirl, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:36, archived)

mr hanky says

Hi-de-hi!

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baconninja, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:40, archived)

Pringles :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:43, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)

Haha ^^

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)

picking peanuts out of poo!

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baconninja, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)

*Snickers*

(Punkygirl, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)

poonuts?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:26, archived)

U R PRESIN BUTINS

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)

*presss buttn*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)

*twats round the head with a giant gummy bear*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)

Is this an idea by Chuck?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)

he fucked off without getting anally raped by a bear

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)

Ah well, back to the fancy dress shop.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)

*posts lol-arious pedobear image*

*gets told to fuck off back to 4chan*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)

The only idea Chuck had was putting hair on bananas.

Oh, and throwing a shit-fit.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)

It wasn't even a very good shit-fit.

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Shlvng, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)

Betty's gonna get ya

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)

Twins!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)

ooh, Betty!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)

Oh way cool!

I've not been able to use THIS for months!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)

PLAAAAAY WITH MEEEEEE!!!!

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Ninj, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)

EEK!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)

aww sad evil orphan child needs

new ~~friend~~ victim

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)

Wou ...

Erm ...

Ah.

Sorry - wrong messageboard.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)

arghhh! Only noticed the mouth!

What sort of game did you have in mind??? Nicely btw ;)

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)

Kiss Catch

Cheers Q! :)

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Ninj, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)

hahahaha

The memories

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:16, archived)

Gah! Evils...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)

Hahahaha

I nearly used that source pic! ;)

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Ninj, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)

He'd be the one they keep in the attic.

Nicely, etc.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)

Ta sir!

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Ninj, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)

Erk! :O

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)

NAH XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)

Cat Converters - Pawn Your Pussy

www.catconverters.com

(Cats4Gold, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)

Oh my :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)

hi Moggy

how's life?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)

I always stay here :)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)

would you swap this hairless Burmese for £100?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)

I know of someone called Dave who thinks he's a moggy

yours for the price of sticky toffee pudding

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)

I've got it on ignore for the time being

but thankfully taters filled me in on what it had been posting on Friday, so I'm still in the loop, as it were

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)

oh man

I totally bandwaggoned the shit out of that peapod.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)

Thanks!! XD

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)

Chep

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)

ah so its you we have to thank for Daves "(Festival of Peapod)"?

XD Thanks!

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)

I was bored

and a fellow b3tard popped round for a cuppa and lols.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)

I've not pressed ignore yet

keeping pics in reserve, I've noticed he buggers off as soon as there's 2-3 new pics on top :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)

I just totally lost interest

as I've said before, it was like having to look after someone else's excitable, hyperactive, mentally retarded toddler that just happens to draw shit manga too

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)

agree with all that

have Adblocker when necessary, rather annoyingly 75% of an afternoons posts can be in response to one of his pics - board would be empty if I click ignore

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)

that's why i took them off ignore

adblock is very useful, though...

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boris the spider, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)

This

is brilliant :)

They've offered me 25 million dollareenines for Clive :)

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Snar, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)

After the next election...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 13:14, archived)

number 2 is Joe Pasquale AICMFP

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 13:19, archived)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)

i wish

I imagine they'll be living very swish lives only occasionally waking up in the middle of the night with a cold doomy sense of fear

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rob, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)

That's something at least

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)

haha...Vince looks quite comfortable there................kitten/skateboard :)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)

hahaha

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)

Ha ha!

Love the Vince one.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)

The source looked quite like Vince already

which is where the idea came from

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)

*pisses on Clegg*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)

vinnie cable ftw

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)

Great photoshoppery.

The lighting in the last one is superb.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)

haha!

yes!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)

Can't believe I was beaten to this...

And by a fellow lurker too...

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)

ooph :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:56, archived)

riiiiiiight ;)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)

To be honest

you were beaten to it 271,000 times.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)

that's quite a record....

Guinness Book?

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)

I'm nothing of not unoriginal ...

Plus I've been travelling... ah feck it, I'll go back to lurking...

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)

Come back...!

Your version was great.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)

Heh

Not worth it's own thread, this, but here.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)

Brace yourselves

The liquidation sale is coming.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)

Latest News: Chuck made a donation to the Vatican

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:51, archived)

Chuck Norris is Fisto.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)

EEH OPPT

PEP THEO
HOP PETE
PEE THOP

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)

How the fuck did you get past the guard gibbons?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)

Whoa, hang on, the 'post a new message' page is guarded by apes now?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)

might I suggest

that the punch could be a bit quicker, and the text a little slower?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)

^this^

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:45, archived)

Bindun?

Had to do this, even if it makes me come out of epic lurkage.

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Jonnee generic comment, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:36, archived)

Hahahahaha

I rather like this T.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)

My name is Manley

and I endorse this opinion.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)

My name is not Manley, however,

I endorse this opinion.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)

Smashing.

Totally smashing.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)

Last time I was in a GAME

I picked up a copy of the new Games Workshop Space Marine game - it was second-hand and priced at about £7.

The guy in the shop saw me looking, hurried over and said "I really wouldn't, mate. It's awful."

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:44, archived)

Aww! Like a nerdy version of a record shop.

Oh - wait ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:51, archived)

I'm not bothered really

All they needed to dow as stop ripping their customers off and they'd still be fine.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)

Well, that and not own 4 shops within 200 yards of each other.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:33, archived)

(toxic parsnip sold his soul on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:14, archived)

This.

Fools.

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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:41, archived)

This is true enough.

I work in a shopping centre in a CeX store. There are 3 Game stores and 1 Gamestation within 5 minutes walk of each other.

Absurd.

Some people I know are saying things like "well, it's good business for us". While possibly true, I still feel awful for the folks who are going to be out of work.

I reckon HMV will be the next big loser of the recession.

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chulk607, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:44, archived)

Yeah I don't get why everyone is up in arms now. They used to fuck customers over a barrel. They'd fuck them with new game prices, they'd fuck them at trade-in, they'd fuck them with second hand prices. It was rare indeed I'd buy in GAME and it became rarer with the realisation that the same game could be purchased on line for substantially less.

I think if they'd cut their stores down, hedged their bets with a proper online web store (not offering the same shitty deals as their shops), and a proper digital download service they might have been in a better place.

As it is they're just one more failed business. I'm more sorry to see Woolworths go which seemed to try a lot harder on price but was screwed by their own supply chain (as was Zavvi).

(MagicMoose, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)

Bandits with premises.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:59, archived)

good ridance their customer service was abysmal

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)

I was just amused at their "Spring Clean" sale

Only reason I ever went in was to laugh at the simulator games they picked up for PC.

How will I ever get Airport Fire-fighter Simulator now!?

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Jonnee generic comment, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:10, archived)

Someone bought me a crane driver simulator from there once. It was indeed as shit as it sounds.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:19, archived)

I saw

this in there the other day.

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:23, archived)

it's not on ps3 :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)

yep

They have a fuckton of those

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:19, archived)

I did a LOL

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:54, archived)

gameplay footage yo!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uJ9q4DvIeo

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Regger, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:35, archived)

If they got it for free, they paid too much.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)

Smiple and effective. Nicely done.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)

Just like Nick Clegg!

Polololotics

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:10, archived)

Betrayed his principles, voters and the rest of the country just so he could get a vote on PR.

Which he lost.
Anyone with any shred of self-respect would have topped themself by now.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:18, archived)

Congratulations on your FP!

Well worth de-lurking for :)

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Shlvng, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)

Oh wow a FP!

Thanks! Maybe I should stay de-lurked. :P

That'll never happen.

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Jonnee generic comment, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:12, archived)

There can be only one.

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The Lurker Plenty One, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)

Gonecats

and kcilc

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)

Very good! *Clicks*

And congrats on the straight-to-FP!

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)

top pootling

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)

I likey that alot :D

Was speaking to the guys in our "local" Game yesterday; they survived the cut but Gamestation's gone and Game has been considerably downsized. There again, if you at one point have 5 stores in one city (Swansea had 4 Game stores running and a Gamestation) it's going to struggle a bit.

Plus I knew the manager of one of the Gamestation branches, a complete cunt. Might throw a bottle of piss on him while he waits at the job centre :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)

Shit, I didn't realise that Gamestation had gone as well

Our high street choice now consists of HMV, CEX and Cash Converters :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)

FUCK

Always preferred Gamestation as they seemed like they hire the sort of people that actually play the games they sell.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)

You're lucky

Our high street consists of charity shops, pound shops and Greggs...lots of Greggs.

(toxic parsnip sold his soul on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:13, archived)

I hope you are not knocking Poundland

And why would you? They do the best value iPhone 4 cases.

(AgeingGeek Father of Two, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:01, archived)

Insert coin

to continue

(KingOfMyCastle, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)

i dont get it

at all

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:34, archived)

I don't get it either..

* edit..ah..i get it =)

(Sherbs, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)

Gamestation:

Gamestation used to be a decent shop before these cunts took them over, so ha ha. I miss Gamestation's 2 quid a pop cartridge games.

(trip2themoon, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 19:32, archived)

It's been a hell of a ride

Also Check out the new face match algorithm

Edit: Did mean to post new thread :/ Sorry folks.
Edit edit: ~~Did~~ Didn't mean to post new thread...

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)

Is he wearing Stephen Wildish's Martin Scorsese mask?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)

If it makes it better, then yes.

If you feel a Wildish Scorsese would lower the class of the animation, then no.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)

How rare

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)

Is david cameron the new freebase then?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:36, archived)

Yes

The really rich, elite, knows better than you freebase.

You peasant :D

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)

If only the mechanism were to somehow malfunction, with potentially catastrophic results..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:58, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:03, archived)

Uncanny, the ears seem to follow me around the room

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:11, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:21, archived)

Jamie Lee Curtis!!!

Nice work Ninj, Mona Logical!

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:12, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Cheers sir! :)

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Ninj, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:14, archived)

Hahahaha! Great stuff Ninjarella!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:16, archived)

Cheers Moleypoo!!

:D
Edit: Just seen what you did there...doh!! Nice touch mate :)

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Ninj, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:19, archived)

Hahaha

nice touch

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:19, archived)

It's all the details

Very good!

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:21, archived)

So would

that's like my perfect woman, that is

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:16, archived)

it's art jim

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:20, archived)

I don't remember this episode of Space 1999

but this is ace anyway :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:24, archived)

Ooh ta!

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Ninj, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:30, archived)

Sorry for pushing you down Ninj,

Have a click for a deadly portrait.

Also that communicator wasn't available in TOS.

Runs.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:37, archived)

No probs Daz!

Good anim btw :)

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Ninj, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)

Ha!

It's the first time I've ever considered a thread delete. Stupidly I didn't preview it and now it looks like Cleggs bein face raped by hairy caterpillars.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)

...which would be a bad thing because...?

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:09, archived)

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:19, archived)

Ha-ha!

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spocking

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Captain Howdy, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:56, archived)

Once again,

stay away from Captain Howdy!

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)

Yikes!!!

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Ninj, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:57, archived)

la-la, la-la, we can't hear you!

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:33, archived)

♫ We're walking in the air...

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revolution now 👊, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:35, archived)

haha

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)

Yay

lovely

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:36, archived)

Cheers me dears

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)

*fetches catapult*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:43, archived)

Nice Ning Moleman

Crossbows or guns only!

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:53, archived)

Crossbows and guns, eh? I like it!

eh? I like it! Chedge

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:12, archived)

hahaha

Great effort, A++

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:22, archived)

Make hand not war?

I don't get it ;)

Edit: what's going on with the site recently? There was that thing with the underlined names, then the fonts all changed a bit, then the stats page looked completely different, and now everything's appearing in bold??

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:09, archived)

It's all okay at this end...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:17, archived)

*fears*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:17, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)

Hahahaha

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)

Benedict Cumberbatch has put on weight.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)

hahaha

that's ace! Not much required to make Dave's head into a ballon.

Have some Clegg's fading influence:

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)

Oooooh... nicely done.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)

Sorry

I thought it was 'shopped pictures only.....

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:50, archived)

Very good

"I'm over here David!"

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:52, archived)

Hahahahaha

Classic

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:53, archived)

George McFly and Jennifer Parker

need to kiss for the first time at the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance

or he's history.

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:02, archived)

hahaha

Have this oldie on similar lines...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:13, archived)

Brilliant Q!!!!

*Click* :)

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Ninj, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:50, archived)

Cheers Sir!

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:52, archived)

Sonny?

Lovely stuff!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:52, archived)

Cher?

thanks ;)

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:30, archived)

Lovely.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:00, archived)

Reminds me of the animation where the balloons kill the kids.

That is all.

Not really....

There's a click too :)

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:00, archived)

Beautifully done *click*

*makes comment about hot air*

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:00, archived)

ta :D

I had thought of a hot air carrying some further than others tagline, but it all got a bit too complicated.

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:16, archived)

YAY! That's lovely.

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Shlvng, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:45, archived)

'Nings all, hope you're all well.

Not sure how you spell 'cunt' in Mockney, sorry.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)

I think the standardised version as used by Viz's Cockney Wanker

is "cahnt"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)

Why won't Yoda let me buy one?

Spiteful little goblin.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:13, archived)

ha ha

It SO is Yoda saying that in my head now.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:14, archived)

Deep Twat fryer?

All well and happy here!

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:31, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:44, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:50, archived)

excellent!

you forgot one:

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:18, archived)

Nice phone no :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:26, archived)

hLBio?

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:27, archived)

OOOHHHH!

NICE!!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)

Hollywood Lightsabers: Fast Times at Ridgemont High

CFB | collection

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 8:50, archived)

Sexy sabers of the 20th century

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:30, archived)

*gulps*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:58, archived)

Palpatine facecloth FTW!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:43, archived)

Tuesdays child is full of grace....

Which is a bit wierd becasue none of these are call Grace?
Today I give you; Mariah Carey, Pauley Perrette and Jessie J.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 7:22, archived)

Dear gods I saw Jessie J on some music show in Ireland, on which she sang a song accompanied by a gentleman on an acoustic guitar

At the middle eight, he was playing nicely, until she went "Beefforthecatsnbootsncatsnbootsncatsn ... break-it-down!"

And I was forced to go out into the local neighbourhood and hurt small animals.

EDIT: thinking about it, I think it was actually "Rickywickywaller break-it-down!"

Either way, there was significant misery in family households the following morning.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 8:39, archived)

i don't like her because she thinks she's 'Street'

but i do like her catsuits.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:13, archived)

Katy Perry is the catsuit / latex queen

And is considerably prettier to boot
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6-OdnN93eI

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:21, archived)

Not as pretty as Zooey Deschanel

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)

Oooohhh - you might be right there.

She's very pretty. Both similar looks - wide eyed, and super cute.

PS - wonderful youtube comment on that video i posted:
"Katy Perry needs to drown in my cum ASAP!"

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:40, archived)

I spent about three weeks looking at posters for New Girl on the tube

and saw the C4 ad for it about a hundred times on youtube before I realised it was Zooey and not Katy :/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:44, archived)

Shit, really?

I thought it was Katy, too! They do both look very similar.
I like Katy more though, because she's always wearing tight, shiny things :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)

I dunno, I saw a picture of her in the paper the other day

she had blue hair and looked really weird - very pale and far too thin

Nothing a couple of weeks of hot dinners wouldn't fix, obviously

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)

^ FACT!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)

Pauley Perrette looks rather lovely here

Much nicer than when she's wearing all that silly goth stuff in NCIS

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 8:39, archived)

i love that silly goth stuff

it's fuckin hot!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:57, archived)

That "price tag" song by Jessie J is probably the worst song I've heard in the last 5 years

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:05, archived)

I raise you

Hallelujah by that Burke woman

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)

Nobody to fancy today.

*sighs*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:22, archived)

Not even Mariah ?

still would

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:49, archived)

Looks like an episode of the Osbornes!

Nice

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Q4nobody, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 10:30, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:32, archived)

Iceberg lettuce included.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 5:59, archived)

Hey, can I get AIDS with that?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 6:23, archived)

If you try hard enough.

Top Tip: Lacerate your tongue and cheeks with a razor blade before eating it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 6:26, archived)

ning'!

this scares me.

also

I am craving a beefs curry

with chips

nom nom nom

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 6:49, archived)

what's a beefs curry?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 6:53, archived)

A curry made from two cows. He's very hungry.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 6:56, archived)

i could go for one of those right now

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 8:04, archived)

a curry belonging to Mr Beefs.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 7:05, archived)

so would that be apostrophe s, or just an apostrophe?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 8:09, archived)

You shouldn't be. I don't think they make one with discomeats.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 6:54, archived)

silly tahkcalb! discomeat not cannibals!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 7:05, archived)

I hope there is also a version with 100% assmeat

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 7:24, archived)

I would expect that to be a regular item.

No doubt with an idiotic marketed name such as Buster Canyon to go along with the Big Kahuna Tuna and the rest of them.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 7:31, archived)

I would like:

lettuce
ranch dressing

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 7:57, archived)

Extra butt milk for only $1 more?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 8:08, archived)

i want the tANTALIZING tUNA ON tORMENTED tOATS

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:58, archived)

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