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because

an ex girlfriend posted this on fb and I
nearly did die at the irony . .

(Twisted Technic .. as if, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:14, archived)

woo

another thread of annoyed looking kittens!

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:16, archived)

I'd prefer that to BattlestarTrekWars mashups.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:18, archived)

working on this . don't wanto to risk posting a link here . kittens will die

(Twisted Technic .. as if, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:22, archived)

*waves placard*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:23, archived)

Aw teh serious kitteh.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:24, archived)

good point lads . .sorry it won't happen again .
pretty ironic though . right!?

(Twisted Technic .. as if, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:24, archived)

Cats do my head in.

I currently live with one, she only likes you if you have food.

/pointlessanecdoteblog

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:24, archived)

That's cats for you, not being pack animals they aren't nauseatingly obsequious.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:36, archived)

I'm much more of a dog person. Well, more a fox person, let's be blunt.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:39, archived)

By "fox person"

do you mean you get turned on by people wearing fox costumes?

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boris the spider, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:47, archived)

I resisted the impulse...

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:49, archived)

Restraint is for wimps

or at least for people with restraint. One or the other.

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boris the spider, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:50, archived)

I see foxes as a mix between dogs and cats, taking the best of both animals.

And if it's fursuits you're talking about, they scare the utter shit out of me. Really unsettling.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:51, archived)

Egads!

I feel soiled

Because I spunked my pants

~~spunked my pants~~ shit myself

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boris the spider, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:54, archived)

With boobage like that, I'm tempted.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:01, archived)

Could be built into the suit

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boris the spider, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:08, archived)

You're spoiling my fantasy!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:10, archived)

I'm sorry :(

Sexy big-boobed fox lady is sexy

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boris the spider, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:18, archived)

FUCKSAKE FOXWORTH STOP INFECTING THE NORMALS!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:25, archived)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:28, archived)

Foxes absolutely pong though.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:48, archived)

Mm, I've heard this, quite musky.

So... just like me, then.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:07, archived)

Cannot Unsmell

{:-P

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:09, archived)

I've gotten that reply a few times, yeah.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:34, archived)

awww! clive just wants to play :D

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:08, archived)

*\o/*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:16, archived)

I LOVE YOU CLIVE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:57, archived)

(Fly Projector, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 4:52, archived)

(Fly Projector, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:20, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:29, archived)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:31, archived)

Someone else drew the upper part of the cat, and the 'stairs'. I helped him finish it.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:41, archived)

I saw what you did there!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:45, archived)

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boris the spider, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:49, archived)

happy to oblige

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:43, archived)

This ties my eyes up in knots.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:51, archived)

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:52, archived)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:12, archived)

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Shlvng, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:25, archived)

*blinks*

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:37, archived)

ahahahaha

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 1:03, archived)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:16, archived)

streetdance

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:18, archived)

Do-do-dooooo-da-na-de-de-do-do-dooooooo......

"Streetdance".

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:33, archived)

yay

this goes in time to the angels - will i ever see your face again - which just came on the music box

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OneOfSome, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 3:21, archived)

FUCK YEAH

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Shlvng, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:22, archived)

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:35, archived)

Hi, have you ever thought about the state of your immortal soul?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:19, archived)

basically all the stars are part of me .
so no . i don't GAF

(Twisted Technic .. as if, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:23, archived)

good answer :D

moby is a dick, but he is right: we are all made of stars.

and will be again, eventually

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:25, archived)

Well,

that's lovely. Primal stellar worship is going through a bit of a revival right now. Unfortunately, of course, you're going to burn in monochrome hell for all eternity for your heathen beliefs.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:26, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:22, archived)

I like this!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:34, archived)

(1.618..., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:20, archived)

lensflare?

is it a trekwars thing?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:32, archived)

Oh, the humanity!

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Ghoti Fingers, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:29, archived)

Clearly you are very bitter that she wouldn't have sex with you so you've decided to tell us all about it.

Whilst I am very sorry to hear that you weren't getting enough sex I would be careful posting pics from your facebook here as although you may think you have deleted any identifying information, b3ta seems to have some of the world's top internet stalkers.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:31, archived)

this ^^^

and google image search applied to facepage domain

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OneOfSome, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:36, archived)

Shhhhh don't tell him.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:38, archived)

edit: That seemed rather creepy, but yeah, it's really easy to find shit out even when you think you've been careful.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:39, archived)

Stunnng

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:44, archived)

haha

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:46, archived)

Never mind dude

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:09, archived)

yay

you did a funny on the internets

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OneOfSome, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 2:41, archived)

thankyou for all the kind comments.
the picture i posted was from my wall, so...
it's funny cause yesterday I found out what Mu meant. As in vari-mu.
i fuck up sometimes because i am spastic and get drunk .

(Twisted Technic .. as if, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)

Oh, I seem to have got off at the wrong stop.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:10, archived)

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Shlvng, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:28, archived)

I know right?

There was Norris-on for this.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:41, archived)

I like your sig.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:48, archived)

Thank you.

Yours is better.

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Shlvng, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:00, archived)

thx - I stole it from someone else

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4Q just lurking, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:13, archived)

I stole mine from somewhere, was it you?

If so, I like your phrase a lot.

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Shlvng, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:44, archived)

Yeah, from the 'Relief' qftw:

b3ta.com/questions/qotwrelief/post1815493

btw - have you changed your user name: what did it used to be?

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4Q just lurking, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:59, archived)

I've been using "erstwhile" frequently thanks to you.

I was Ministry of Shit, Ministry of Nutmeat, Nutmeat.

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Shlvng, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 1:57, archived)

Ah - Sister Nutmeat. Hello!

I haven't been here a lot recently.
Yes, erstwhile is a great word isn't it?
Someone on the world service used it just as I was typing this. What are the chances of that, then...

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4Q just lurking, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 2:08, archived)

Hello!

My word of the week is : vouchsafe.

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Shlvng, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 3:23, archived)

I salute you for starting the longest thread ever.

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Shlvng, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 3:26, archived)

so what you are saying is

there's a girl on the internet whose single now?

GUYS!

*fires up claxon*

*grabs megaphone*

"THERE'S A GIRL ON THE INTERNET WHOSE SINGLE!"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 8:50, archived)

. more a referral to the hoards of liked photos with shit slogans.
. I don't know if she's single. most people are these days.
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I really thought ppl here were broader minded.
and I am really surprised to have been judged.
there are usually more dimensions than the one you first see.
k a r m a .

(Twisted Technic .. as if, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:57, archived)

A bit of monday night shite.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:44, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:50, archived)

Pffft!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:51, archived)

Dark Lord of The Pith.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:01, archived)

haha

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:03, archived)

He joined the dark rind.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:07, archived)

contains vitamin c and lots of acidichloriens

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:08, archived)

hahaha!

Ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:13, archived)

A strong lime ago...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:15, archived)

The tart side of the force

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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:34, archived)

hahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:42, archived)

I do love this

One of my all time fave b3ta images
*clicks again*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:01, archived)

This^

No one likes Skittles

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:02, archived)

What have you got against the rainbow? :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:09, archived)

I prefer it to taste me, not the other way around :)

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:12, archived)

Well, that's a mental image I never thought I'd insert a dinosaur into.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:14, archived)

Haha!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:19, archived)

Stick some vodka with that, and everyone likes Skittles.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:10, archived)

Do they sink or float?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:12, archived)

I think they sink.

They turn the vodka into a foul coloured mess I know that much.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:15, archived)

o_0

I feel I'm missing out on a party trick

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:18, archived)

Take vodka. Add some skittles. Done.

For extra credit make sure all the skittles are the same colour.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:20, archived)

And everyone will think I am A GOD with magics

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:21, archived)

I've never had the stuff, but I'd imagine it would depend on how much sugar you let the vodka dissolve.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:19, archived)

the colour works out OK if you remove the green ones

Then you just need to make sure you can afford the dentist bills.

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barnesy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:21, archived)

I thought the idea was to split them into flavours?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:22, archived)

that sounds entirely reasonable

The only time I've had skittles vodka it was the 'and now we need to use the green ones' bottle. Wow it was sugary, but that's not surprise really. I believe the first batch used the other colours together.

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barnesy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:24, archived)

Now I'm wondering what other sugar based sweets would go down well. Think caramel vodka would work?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:29, archived)

That Sidekick stuff you shot is sickly sweet.

Like a really sweet alcoholic milkshake. It's the kind of thing you have in between proper drinks.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:32, archived)

I'm quite a creature of habit really. If shots happen, they're sambuka.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:38, archived)

Nice! You're not missing much with Sidekick. It's like sweet phlegm.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:50, archived)

Toffee syrup (like you put on ice cream) + Vodka is good

(ILurkYouLongtime, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:48, archived)

Sink.

The vodka soaks out the flavour/colouring.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:16, archived)

I love skittles

but it just goes so well with this pic

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:13, archived)

But they have no chocolate!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:20, archived)

Neither do most chocolate bars.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:22, archived)

YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:23, archived)

A nice 80% cocoa bar goes down a treat every now and then.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:24, archived)

Those ones make me photic reflex.

Work of the devil, I tell thee.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:26, archived)

Oh no, the first piece is all "wtf this int rite" but the rest is all "nom nom nom cocoa explosion".

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:28, archived)

Milkybar non-chocolate chocolate ftw

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:29, archived)

No solids at all? :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:33, archived)

We only use the downstairs one for that.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:34, archived)

Well, after all that unadulterated cocoa-fat in your white chocolate I doubt you'd have time to make it upstairs.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:37, archived)

That^

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:04, archived)

cheers :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:14, archived)

hahaha

aces

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 21:30, archived)

This makes me very happy

Thank you.

(waxdart hello., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:16, archived)

Taste the rainbow bitch

nicely

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:46, archived)

Brilliant!

(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)

Luke, I am your feeder!

NOOOO!

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simbosan is too tired, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:45, archived)

Hello ALL! Saw this today and had to share!!

Click for bigger (96 kb)

Saw this woman on the bus, thought she looked a bit like Magneto... her outfit was very realistic too!! (please note, I MAY have photoshopped the image a tad... (but not her hair!)

(favus, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:40, archived)

Zelda!

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:53, archived)

It's quite hard to get into heaven nowadays...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:46, archived)

Deported from the afterlife

do not collect 200 virgins.

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OneOfSome, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:51, archived)

200 awkward naked encounters?

Sign me up...

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 6:01, archived)

Cerberus will sniff out the drugs you've hidden up your arse.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:17, archived)

He's very efficient.

Can sniff three arses at once.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:21, archived)

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OneOfSome, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:27, archived)

John Travolta

Looks fetching in red.

I said "fetching"... no L.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:43, archived)

gruff

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:44, archived)

Afternoodles.

Post-work photolols anyone?

(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:49, archived)

and this for the kids...

(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:51, archived)

Goku has a biiiig vagina

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:06, archived)

all the better to get the balls in too

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:37, archived)

crouching tiger hidden dragonballs.

(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:58, archived)

I'm so sorry

*selfspang.*

(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:01, archived)

Pfft

Magenta suits him... ifyaknowwhatimsaying

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:54, archived)

It does make him look taller

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:06, archived)

Thatiswhathewassayin...

(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:59, archived)

blackologist?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:06, archived)

"Why, Black Dynamite? Why?"

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:09, archived)

Freeze Turkey!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:01, archived)

I vote fuck

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:12, archived)

Fuck for prez.

(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:59, archived)

Do you mean Krap?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:15, archived)

No one? Well fuck you all right back then.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:40, archived)

nothing works for k ;-;

had to walk home, Soz.

(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:55, archived)

the pun the pun. it burns

yay for tomtom. have an anagram rp from yesteryear...

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OneOfSome, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:25, archived)

Everyone poos

Except Tom Cruise
He *goes* to loos
But it's just a ruse

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:36, archived)

Erm...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:34, archived)

haha

my favourite is "like throwing a chipolata down an alleyway"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:39, archived)

Haha, maybe I'll make a sequel ;)

I've always liked 'clown's pocket' and thanks to Viz 'Mary Poppin's handbag'

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:46, archived)

it was flapping about like a wizards sleeve

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:51, archived)

curses!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:52, archived)

wizard's sleeve

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:52, archived)

^mindpiss

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:57, archived)

maybe a walk down Cheddar Gorge would sort it out

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:00, archived)

Spaniel's ears.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:00, archived)

Scraggy beef curtains.

(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:20, archived)

Hotdog down a hallway

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:49, archived)

My favourite is "like a vandalised bus seat"

Closely followed by "like a gutted trout"

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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:57, archived)

Like a badly-packed kebab.

Like a yawning donkey.

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Shlvng, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:20, archived)

I always liked Stanhopes "like a hole kicked into a pigs carcass"

'liked' probably not the correct word :)

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 29 Jan 2013, 1:41, archived)

I've always liked...

Riding your bicycle through the channel tunnel.
/Kent blog

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JebediahSpringfield, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:53, archived)

Throwing a cigarette up the Dartmouth tunnel

/London blog

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:55, archived)

Chucking a Sausage down Micklegate

/York Blog

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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:37, archived)

Going for a punt down the Cam

/Cambridge Blog

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:12, archived)

Drivin' tracter up t' pacific.

/cheshire blog

(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:19, archived)

Like a prick in a top hat

...as my old engineering instructor used to say.

(EricTViking, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:14, archived)

Like opening the window

and fucking the night.

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:52, archived)

can't laugh out loud, in-laws in-earshot.

(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:07, archived)

Hahaha oh fuck :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:14, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:51, archived)

My top tip: if your good lady wife splits during childbirth

ask the midwife to put a few extra stitches in while she's down there ;)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:11, archived)

more priceless than mastercard

"i don't judge" lolzors

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OneOfSome, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:27, archived)

Might as well have opened the window and fucked the sky.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:19, archived)

They'll just have to find other ways to amuse themselves....*nudge**nudge*

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:35, archived)

Ahem...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:01, archived)

Argh!

*reaches for pan*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:02, archived)

Natty togs!

This red design is sand repellent, even in the harshest desert winds...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:05, archived)

haha - an elegant outfit from a more

civilized age...

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enceladus, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:10, archived)

Haha

ace

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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:27, archived)

haha

You must learn the ways of the Force, if you're to come with me to Milan.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:42, archived)

hahaha

"the altos were early"

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:45, archived)

Shopping

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shiro_kuma, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)

these boots were made for walking

~~walking~~ stomping the bastard out of shop staff

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:26, archived)

Hahaha!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:27, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Fantastic! More kids animations should end like this.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)

cheers!

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shiro_kuma, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:33, archived)

hahaha

kerlick

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)

haha

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:31, archived)

Beautifully animated, as always.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:32, archived)

Hahahah

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:35, archived)

Hahahaha

lovely stuff

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:38, archived)

yes. why, yes they do.

thank you. good bye.

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:38, archived)

Mr Snuffleupagus got out of bed the wrong side today, didn't he?!

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:42, archived)

Hehe squish!

Reminds me of Charley Says
(just as frightening when you're young too)

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:43, archived)

I disagree,

I tried to talk like Charley.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:55, archived)

I've got a feeling that I read somewhere that Charley was voiced by Kenny Everett.

I'd Google for verification if I could be bothered.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:12, archived)

'tis the truth!

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:19, archived)

Hahahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:46, archived)

Brilliant!

I was expecting something a bit more face-rapey, but this was even better.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)

Hahaha! How considerate of him

to clean up after himself.

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enceladus, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:49, archived)

I loves your animations - especially the mouth shapes when people talk

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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stevierar, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)

hahaha

love the high heels

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)

haha

great stuff!

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mutated monty, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:07, archived)

So well animated I could lip read it.

Clicklick

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:30, archived)

omg what wizardry was used to keep this so small - amazing and superb

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:10, archived)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:13, archived)

that's going to leave a mark

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:25, archived)

yay

stomping goodness

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OneOfSome, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:38, archived)

Excellent

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:51, archived)

And to think they say

Aardvark never hurt anyone.

(sorry)

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An Egg ,D, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:51, archived)

Jamie Bulger

all over again.

(MayorBoris, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:51, archived)

ha ha

a late click

(patella, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 1:06, archived)

Utterly fantastic!

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undergroundmonkey Kernt, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 1:08, archived)

Brilliant.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 2:11, archived)

quality!

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mozza, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:21, archived)

Haha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:31, archived)

Hahahaha

Wonderful

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:57, archived)

yay

she clearly deserved it

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)

Hahaha:D

(herman:D, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 23:01, archived)

The Kurgen does so LOVE a good sausage.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)

There can only be one

man at the bbq at any time.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)

There is one among them called Doner...

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Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)

It's better to burn out, than to FADE AWAY!

*spinning fist pump*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)

Where you from, Mash?

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Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:16, archived)

I'm sorry I called your wife bloated hotdog, heh-heh.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:22, archived)

"Care for a faggot, Nash?"

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:45, archived)

Russell Mash fries tonight.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:55, archived)

The Kurgan. He is the strongest of all the immortals. He's the perfect warrior. If he wins the Prize, mortal man would suffer an eternity of undercooked chicken and burnt beefburgers.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:30, archived)

Another time, Frylander!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:37, archived)

"They can be underdone..."

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:41, archived)

Help me! I'm browning!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)

"There'll be no burning here today!"

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)

Cor

You got enough sossies there, mate??

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:43, archived)

Plenty for everyone!

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enceladus, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:49, archived)

The Kurgan's Kebabs

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:42, archived)

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Ninj, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)

I'd chip-er-larta

: D

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)

Ooooof!!

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Ninj, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)

I'd cumb-er-la no this doesn't work.

I'd like to have sex with the Star Wars-era Carrie Fisher.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)

If I know what you mean!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)

she's looking a bit porky...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)

Cumberland Fisher!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)

I'd like to pork HER Organa!

*Or something...*

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:02, archived)

Daughter of Anaskin Fryporker.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:08, archived)

Pure class Cap'n!!

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Ninj, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nice sig as well.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)

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enceladus, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)

very good

(mutantspace, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:32, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:56, archived)

lard

it's what's for dinner

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OneOfSome, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:29, archived)

Still would, hard.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:47, archived)

duh

why do you think i makem these photoshoppes ?

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OneOfSome, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 3:29, archived)

Cover me, Porkins!

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enceladus, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)

Meanwhile...

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:39, archived)

Here's what we made

www.youtube.com/watch?v=05LszlVBL2s

(lib319, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:35, archived)

Run while you still can

run all the way to /links

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)

Run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me

I'm the Didn't Read The FAQ Properly Man!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:44, archived)

I did but I'm a maverick

(lib319, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)

I went to /links and I commented

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:02, archived)

Hi, have you ever thought about the state of your immortal soul?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:43, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:44, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)

I had a cat like this.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:58, archived)

Speshal cats ftw :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)

\o/

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:59, archived)

Awww little one.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:59, archived)

I know, I know, it's easy to be dismissive about the afterlife, especially in today's secular society.

But you have to ask yourself if you're sure there's nothing afterwards. In the great infinity of the universe is it so impossible that nothing comes next when our short time is over?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)

So, upon consideration of what happens next, unless you can be 100% absolutely certain, beyond all and every doubt that death is the end, you have another question to ask.

Would my soul be fit for the afterlife?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)

And this, my friend, is where rainbow dinosaurs come in.

Have you let the spectrum into your heart?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:55, archived)

I know, my friend, I know.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)

HAVE YOU HEEDED THE TEACHINGS IN THE BOOK OF MANY COLOURS?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:55, archived)

Where will you be when the seven holy lights shine? Will you be judged monochrome?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:57, archived)

Just a thought, think on it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:59, archived)

SHUT UP MU

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)

But but...

I like chicken.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)

Hey, if someone truly believes you're gonna burn in hell for eternity if you don't change your ways

then they'd have to be a bit of a dick not to warn you about it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)

I have set my rainbow in the clouds; it will be the sign that I am Fab-U-Lous.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:30, archived)

{:-)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:04, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:01, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Poor mutt.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)

thats one primo shot

good snap too

poor pooch

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 29 Jan 2013, 1:44, archived)

That's shit, and you're a cunt.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)

yeah, this

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)

*applauds*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)

huh

oh, i had to scroll back so far to figure out what brought on such eloquence

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OneOfSome, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:33, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:25, archived)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)

"Zoo time is she and you time!"

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:23, archived)

Mammaries are my favourite type

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:29, archived)

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)

Sporks :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)

Bill Nye: The Early Years

(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)

i love that lady from black boooks too :)

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 29 Jan 2013, 1:48, archived)

*cries a little*

...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:20, archived)

SHOP A FUCKING KITTEN YOU MASSIVE TURD

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)

Oh I get it

it's parody

um

well, that's nice dear.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:07, archived)

Thank you for bumping my picture all the way down the board you tard.

(EricTViking, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:18, archived)

I hope you enjoyed your visit to /board

- please come again!

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enceladus, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:55, archived)

yeah! and next time BRING SNACKS!

*waves fist in anger*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:26, archived)

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Shlvng, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:24, archived)

Only when spoken to Mikey...

(EricTViking, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:32, archived)

What's that, dear?

Something about barbeques?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:41, archived)

They will kill again.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)

It's the way to the top at Fox.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:26, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:02, archived)

Banger racing?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:08, archived)

tis a smokey banger from the looks of it

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:25, archived)

Vrooom

Nobody can ketchup with him :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:10, archived)

I like this

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)

Hot Dog!

~~Dog~~ Rod!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)

I've just this minute finished eating two bratwurst!

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)

The delicious sausage filled with minced

badly behaved children?

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:28, archived)

Nice muscle (and sinew and gristle) car!

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enceladus, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)

zoom zoom!

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shiro_kuma, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:47, archived)

Hellooooo...

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Ninj, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:41, archived)

oh god, KILL IT WITH FIRE AND SHITTY STICKS!

that's genuinely nausea inducing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)

It's the one out of Ant & Dec that isn't the other one

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)

^ my first thought exactly

great minds and fools

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Q4nobody, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:46, archived)

which one?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:48, archived)

oooh spooky

o_O

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Q4nobody, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:52, archived)

its like the opposite of Michael and Latoya Jackson

You only ever see the cunts in the same room.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:07, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:15, archived)

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:28, archived)

going for speed rather than quality...

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barnesy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:24, archived)

hahahaha

the alternative Grange Hill intro

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:11, archived)

Declan Donnelly?

Nice work Ninj

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Q4nobody, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:44, archived)

Gary Numan

:) Cheers Q! Love the Dragon's Den Generator :D

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Ninj, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:46, archived)

Cheers mate

Just got a call from Duncan to tell me he's ooot

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Q4nobody, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)

haha

More Tory fillums:

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

I like this.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)

Ian Ogilvy?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:45, archived)

Hahahah

Yes!! Ning Archie :D

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Ninj, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)

Haha

That's the fellah.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)

*saves for later*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:45, archived)

URGE TO KILL RISING!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)

O_o

/reaches for killing hammers

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:50, archived)

I've had him

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:57, archived)

That is frankly the most disturbing thing I've ever seen

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:19, archived)

true

... and for an entertaining postscript, tell us all about those apologies from Labour politicians. And what you all think of Clegg, who has actually tried saying sorry.

/shrug

(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)

TJish - You seen this that's been posted over on /links?

www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/jan/28/migrants-britain-rubbish-posters

Calling Mr. Architect... Calling Mr. D'Or... amongst others.

My humble effort (225kb so linked)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)

Here's mine...

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:41, archived)

Cheers

I was looking at that, wondering if it's image challenge territory for all of b3ta.
Then realised the closet racism it'll probably bring out, and thought 'no'.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)

I hope my image doesn't contain closet racism.

It does refer to a water closet though.

I'm guessing that the author of the piece will bin the racist stuff and just post the funnies.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)

hehehe, I hope he posts yours

he's said he'll add my hastily-knocked-up nonsense

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)

Ha ha, nice!

I don't think he'll post mine, that poster has been the subject of rather a lot of litigation.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:28, archived)

That's brilliant

If depressing

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:27, archived)

This picture is making me feel ill

have a click

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:46, archived)

Gary Numan's looking well

hello Ninj!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:57, archived)

Hai Micto!

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Ninj, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:08, archived)

I had a dinnerlady at school who looked like that

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Joliet, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:03, archived)

Boy George?

Just me then.

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:07, archived)

Truly terrifying.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)

Lumme!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)

Uh oh....

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enceladus, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:58, archived)

Morning

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:38, archived)

Seven wheel drive!!!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:47, archived)

Haha, that looks like the castle where I got married!

Afternoon SBF! Quite here this morn'?

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Q4nobody, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:17, archived)

Ha ha, very quiet. Some of us must have had a good time this weekend.

Or they're all doing a norovirus sick.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:35, archived)

I got a Silver Machine!

Brings me right back to the smokin' Uni days

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Q4nobody, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)

He's travelling sideways through time!

Top drawer.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)

lololololhilarious

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 13:50, archived)

Fair does,

he'd make an excellent 8bit platformer character. On the Spaccy 48k.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:35, archived)

Master of The Universe.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)

Lost Jonnies.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)

hahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)

*Prepares for Sonic Attack*

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enceladus, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:59, archived)

"Use your wheels, Hawking...it's what they're for!"

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 20:07, archived)

In the final second of forever...

sounds like an almost likely topic =)

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:10, archived)

Hahahaha

Excellent :)

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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:45, archived)

Duncan + Duncan + Deborah + Peter = Frank Skinner!

I made another face-mashing gadget. See it here: www.earlyshakespeare.com/dragonmaker.html

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Q4nobody, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:53, archived)

splendid!

Hilary, Hilary, Evan, Peter seems to be Julian Clary

edit - I just made a terrifying one then realised they were all from the same person

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barnesy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:58, archived)

haha, Hilary?

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Q4nobody, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:02, archived)

yup!

And now I see in the gallery that i was b3tan to the Julian Clary find...

edit - Deborah+Hilary+Evan+Hilary = Claudia Winkleman!

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barnesy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:04, archived)

haha

Yeah, the FadgeBadger 'did' Julian t'other day

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Q4nobody, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:07, archived)

This is fantastic!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:10, archived)

haha, cheers

I added Evan and the Randomise button at the last minute and both made it twice as good

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Q4nobody, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:18, archived)

Hours of fun to be had

woo :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:12, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:18, archived)

great stuff

try Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:40, archived)

hahaha

LEAVE EVAN ALONE!!!!! boo hoo hoo

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Q4nobody, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:45, archived)

This is ace :)

Duncan, Duncan, Theo, Deborah appears to be Peter Stringfellow.

Edit: I'm not sure who Deborah, Duncan, Hilary, Evan is but they're scaring the shit out of me.

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boris the spider, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:45, archived)

hahaha, I'll put that Stringfellow on the site

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Q4nobody, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:09, archived)

damn

nearly had david bowie there...

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:49, archived)

hah

I thought Peter, Peter, Peter, Duncan looked like Bowie myself?

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Q4nobody, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:11, archived)

He had to quit Blue Peter cos of his stutter

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)

Duncan + Hilary + Duncan + Deborah

Internet cunt Rob Manuel (although this requires setting the ginger balance on your display to 100%)

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Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:14, archived)

Hours of fun!

Peter + Duncan + Evan + Duncan = Sir Ian McKellen
Peter + Deborah + Evan + Duncan = David Bowie

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Joliet, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:21, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Brilliant.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:34, archived)

hahaha fantastic

Duncan + Peter + Evan + Hilary = Planet of The Apes extra

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:56, archived)

would*

*n't

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:58, archived)

Hilary Hilary Duncan Theo

...is Louie Spence.

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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)

God!

THAT man . . .arrggggh

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Q4nobody, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:37, archived)

he baffles me

I really dont like overly camp gay men, just as much as overly macho heterosexual men. But Louis spence makes me laugh.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:50, archived)

ha ha

it is n'all

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:38, archived)

Superb Q!!

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Ninj, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:46, archived)

Cheers mate

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Q4nobody, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:53, archived)

Top work, Q.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)

Brilliant fun

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)

I enjoyed this very much

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stevierar, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:59, archived)

Fabulous!

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enceladus, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:00, archived)

Spent far too much time

on this at work ! Thanks (click)

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paranoiaman, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:07, archived)

hahaha

duncan pter peter peter looks like the actor Kevin Eldon :D

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 29 Jan 2013, 1:51, archived)

morning all

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barnesy, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:27, archived)

gnah gnah gnah gnah gnah gnah gnah gnah gnah gnah gnah gnah gnah gnah gnah gnah gnah gnah gnah gnah

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:27, archived)

Hey Jude.

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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:41, archived)

Morning!

And morning to the rest of you fuckers, too.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:34, archived)

if only she'd done a bit more sausage noshing

maybe bill might not have the intern in.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:46, archived)

Best of all the cenobites

Morning!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:47, archived)

hahaha

Her palm action and swallowing has to be admired

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Q4nobody, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:50, archived)

She's gonna gobble them all :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:06, archived)

still would :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:50, archived)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 14:12, archived)

NWOT etc...

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:39, archived)

Alan Carr is looking well.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:28, archived)

FAKE !

if she snarfed down snags like that BillBill wouldn't have not had sexual relations with that woman

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OneOfSome, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:37, archived)

Parents, AMIRITE?!

Click for bigger (142 kb)

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Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 3:16, archived)

Shouldn't the headlouse medicine have been an assault rifle

surely they are dangerous and must be banned.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 7:49, archived)

We could virtually eradicate headlice

If we declared a national "Shave your childs head" day.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 8:19, archived)

It would have to be international.

Unless you're suggesting we close the borders straight after.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 8:24, archived)

True, it could come back.

But the spread would be very, very slow.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 8:30, archived)

Ah, the ol' "Madagascar Method"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:08, archived)

SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:23, archived)

Doesn't work that way

often the parents are completely infested as well

and the only time I ever caught them was from my parents who used to be teachers, and who'd brought them home from work

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:46, archived)

so true

I'm just about to do the 'good clinical practice' course.
It lasts all pissing day!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 8:53, archived)

Oh don't. I was in my local pub yesterday afternoon. It's had an excellent re-fit

from Sky Sports and Carling to a range of ales and wallpaper and sofas.

Now it's turned into a fucking creche; yummy mummies and Hoxton rejects all over the shop, "Nathan you're not having another pint you've got to drive tomorrow!" was one phrase screeched.

Increasingly there must be a market for good, child-free, actual pubs.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:00, archived)

sadly, most pubs like that cater for alcoholics and borderline alcoholics

who have no care for wi-fi or comfy sofa's

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:25, archived)

These posts are making me reconsider my intentions to move back to Britain

I might aim back at Germany instead, they've got loads of pubs with wi-fi and comfortable seats

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boris the spider, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:48, archived)

Perhaps bindun, a laugh we were having while shopping today. Stale topic now I suspect...

(potted plant, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:57, archived)

made with Dog: The other white meat

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 0:28, archived)

I thought I was the other white meat?

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 1:00, archived)

No, you're the other other white meat.

Assuming you're human.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 2:39, archived)

As a fish, I find this post to be in poor taste.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 8:33, archived)

Ah - seahorses on the packet - subtle.

Took me a while - I had to go and check the original packaging!
I was about to post something about Chinese herbalists...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:49, archived)

Ha! Sorry, maybe too subtle...

Doing a shop yesterday and we were joking that at least the fish would be safe, until someone said perhaps sea-horses were in the fish fingers....

(potted plant, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 19:12, archived)

A little too early?

re-post so shame on me.

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Sun 27 Jan 2013, 23:33, archived)

*groans*

clicks!

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 1:04, archived)

this ^^^

slow i am having been on this one

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OneOfSome, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 6:08, archived)

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