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I am so sorry
really, I almost regret this

but not much

www.kineticnorth.com/video/Maffers/
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)

it all went downhill after he put his swords on his head

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)

there was just no way anyone could follow an act like that
not even Kiss
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)

KISS FACT: Kiss once had a guitarist whose make up was an Ankh on his face, his stage name was the ankh

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)

oh

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)

I WAS MADE FOR LOVING YOU BABY

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)

Did he actually do it?
I gave up after a bit
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)

yeah, then it all got a bit depressing and i left

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)

Surely this:
www.tomweller.co.uk/communities/004/005/403/621/images/4510092519.jpg
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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)

best lottery winner yet

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)

Correct.
It's all the banger racing he does in his garden that I love most about him.
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)

most lottery winners just don't have the style and panache of the old pools winners

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)

He's funny
I'd have him as my neighbour
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)

I used to live about
3 miles from him. My parents still do.
(yacob, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)

Am I missing out on much with the sound off?

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)

yes

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)

No.

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Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)

lol jk

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)

Oh heck
Worst. Accent. EVAH!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)

that's really not very kind to the poor guy :((

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)

I bet you had to wear a seeyoujimmy wig to do that

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)

Hahahahah I fucking love you, you terrible cunt.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)

wow that must have taken you ages
:(((((((((((((((
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)

We had the RSPCA coming door-to door today.
Is this a new thing? The young bloke was persistent, and I nearly had to get cross.
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Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)

Doing what?
Collecting donations or making sure you weren't molesting puppies?
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Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)

A little from column A, a little from column B. But mostly column B.

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Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)

where column A and column B are bags of minced puppies and kittens repectively?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)

try some of column A
try ALL of column B

/Genie from Aladin
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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)

Did you have any unwanted or mistreated pets to give them?

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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)

stop raping cuffbert then

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)

he can't
I stole him
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jenpots, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)

YOU STOP RAPING HIM
AND BLAMING DRUID!!
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)

Hard to rape a stuffed cat
when my real life cats took a disliking to him and shredded it.
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jenpots, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)

pfft
GARD THIS BITCH!! *SWIPE* :D
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)

He's not even here. Judging from my housewarming bash on calendar
there's no shortage of happy guards.
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Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)

eew..
cov? *shudder*
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)

Coventry... "Better than Croydon"

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Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)

its a fucking tough call..

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)

Treat your pets well then

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)

What were they doing?
You dirty puppy toucher.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)

blimey
how far apart are the doors? that's some feat.

You'd have to be persistant to get that sort of jizz-distance
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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)

Oh my. You're dirty.

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Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)

moi?

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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)

I might have to spank you.

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Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)

they probably plug it up
then have a pal karate chop it like a smarties tube
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)

We often get charity folks knocking on our door.
I'd prefer the JWs, to be honest. They don't ask for money, and they'll leave you some magazines with nice pictures in if you're lucky.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)

I had this recently
he was about 12 and I was very polite, but he was pushy. So I did my annoyed jenny scowl and he went away.
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jenpots, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)

Can you do an annoyed Jenny Powell?

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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)

no
I'm not gay LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
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jenpots, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)

You did have your hand shoved right up the cats bracket at the time...

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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)

Gaydow
fucking loves it.
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jenpots, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)

He's a proper bender.

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Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)

Ever stuck your finger up a dog's bum?

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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)

I had a cerebral palsy charity at my door a couple of days ago
a bloke with a withered hand and speech problems asking for money.

I am a heartless cunt, and I gave him nothing, but it has made me feel guilty for days.
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rob, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)

Why did you say no?

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)

because I don't like being charity mugged

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rob, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)

He couldn't understand the bloke
and the cash he did give kept falling out of his withered hand.
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Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)

Did you light up a cigar with a £50 note before laughing at him and then closing the door?
I bet you did, you horrible bastard.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)

i told an old man in a book shop that i'd buy some books and needed to go and get money.
in actuality he was charging too much. He was so old and frail I felt sad about it for a year.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)

It might be the closest you ever get to meeting jeremy beadle now

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)

guilty for what?
if you agree with the work the charity does, but not their tactics, then make a donation online, and put a sentence or two with it saying that you won't be donating to them again because of their methods.

I don't know how I feel about it, because the best people to tell someone about the work that a charity does is the person who's benefited from that work, but the best person to ask for money is a fundraiser.
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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)

I saw oxfam doing that down my street
yesterday.

Get to fuck I say. If I want to donate, I will. Get the fuck off my doorstep.

Chugged, in my own home. :(
(yacob, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)

i was asked by a chugger in the street the other day.
I said no thanks, he asks why. I said he was getting paid for chugging more than i do for my work, and I didn't give to charities that worked like that.

yeah, this story went nowhere pretty damn quickly.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)

Quite.
Its a horrible practise. what's worse is the sanctimony of the smug cunts they employ to do it.

'What do you mean you don't want to help the poor little children?'
'Fuck right off.'
Repeat ad nausea.
(yacob, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)

i don't see how 50p helps when it's put in a pot being held by someone on 7 quid an hour

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)

people collecting actual cash, are rarely paid
direct debits work because it gives the charity a chance to build relationship with, and to involve you in other types of fundraising that they couldn't have done if you weren't signed up.

Even at 50p a month, and 7 quid an hour, you'll have paid for that chugger in 14 months, most people don't cancel within 2 years, so you're in profit for 8 months even before you think about gift aid.
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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)

try living in zone 1
i cant move for the bastards..
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)

Remotely operated fire.
The medieval had the right idea.

A boiling vat of oil above your doorstep.....
(yacob, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)

they dont come knocking at my door
but between the free newspapers and the chuggers leaving the house between 4 and 7 is a right pain in the arse
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)

nah
sign up, pay the direct debit for 6 months, then cancel. The company paying the chugger then has to pay the charity for the value of your donations up to 2 years.
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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)

do they turn up and try and pronounce their organisation in acronym form?
cos that would almost make them 'R'SPeck!' phonetically
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)

I don't normally bother answering the door for them.
I like talking to chuggers, survey people and religionists I meet in town, though.

I generally tell them straight away that there's no way I'll give them any money, but that they're welcome to talk to me anyway if they like. They always do, and we often have quite nice conversations once their need to make a sales pitch is gone.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)

That's like talking to Big Issue sellers, something I should
do more often.

BTW, housewarming bash :D
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Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

hurrah
I quote from the latest Christopher Brookmyer book

"Christ, b3ta.com are already photoshopping image-captures from it for sick laughs"

*pats fellow b3tans on the back*

no question, make one up, I'm too sleepy.
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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)

Wow!
It's almost as if it was in the newsletter a month ago.
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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)

LOL!

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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)

Hahaha, Maffers has a funny voice
it's all Scotch and that
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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)

can't have been
the books only been out a fortnight.
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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)

Can be
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue341/

Scroll to the bottom, top tip.
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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)

so,
the newsletter 10 days ago?
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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)

Homosexual in exaggeration shocker, more later.
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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)

Ignore him. He's a gay bummer, they're like that.

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Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)

From what?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)

Does it matter?

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Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)

Serial killer victim photos

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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)

who?
what? where?
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)

book
thing made of paper with words printed on it.

one published a fortnight ago by an author, enjoyed by several b3tans, called Christopher Brook.... oh forget it....
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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:38, archived)

I don't know what that is

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)

We're the best.

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Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)

That's in the newsletter.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)

yep
so I now realise.

However, I don't get the newsletter to my work email so I've not been reading it so much lately.
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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)

Ans: If you want, but it'll be a bit tight

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)

swarfega or wd40?

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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)

A bit of spit

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)

3-2 to The Geordies then.
I await JMG's gloating.

Bah.

I have gin and cherryade. It's fucking AWESOME. What do you have?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)

MINTS

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)

Chilean chardonnay
And a dick like a pin
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)

itchy feet and dancin shoes

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)

GIMP open.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)

I'm loving this as of late.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)

Have you ever used photoshop?

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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)

Yes, I work in graphic design.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)

I couldn't get the hang of GIMP after using photoshop
especially the default restrictions on moving layers etc.
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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)

It's a great little bit of kit considering its size and the fact that it's free.
I haven't found much to complain about when using it, really.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)

The buttons were different
That was my biggest gripe
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)

i hope you maintained a sterile feild
or he will never heal.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)

'To Kill a Mockingbird' and a mad craving for a smoke.

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)

I have a gallon of milk

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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)

SIMILAR TO MINTS, BUT WET.

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)

I'm enjoying this comparison very much.

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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)

a numb arse
from sitting on this crappy ikea folding chair
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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)

Does it have a cock protruding from the seat area?
That could be your problem.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)

Fags and gin.
What more could a girl want?
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)

satisfaction

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)

An erection.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)

I've ordered a new PC case,
I'll have it soon. Tekheads.co.uk will price match, as it turns out, and they did. It was awesome. I got, like, 70p off.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)

An appalling sense of timing.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:29, archived)

It's OK
Premature ejaculation is a very common problem. Apparently.
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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)

So 24 hours before is normal?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)

I merely have my smug sense of self-satisfaction.
Well, b3tans have been treating me like a cunt, I might as well act like I deserve their hostility.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)

I'm bored of the last thread
new one please.
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jenpots, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)

Who the shuddering fuck is Paul Hooker
and why has he added me on Facebook?
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)

TRACE HIS IP ADDRESS

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)

OH MY GOD HE'S BOU BEES

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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jenpots, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)

BzZzZzZz

(bou bees, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)

127.0.0.1?
WHO COULD THAT BE?
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)

i'll ddos him

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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)

It's coming from
INSIDE THE HOUSE!
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)

that's your own computer.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)

how do you know??
zomg, MGT is stalking wicca...

BAAAAAAADGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!
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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:28, archived)

127.0.0.1 is the local loopback IP.
It's a computer's way of talking to itself.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)

WHOOOOOSSHHH splat

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)

Have I failed to understand some kind of joke?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)

i think so mate...

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)

Someone is going to have to explain it, I'm afraid.
I realise jokes are never funny once you explain them, but I fear that's a given at this stage.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)

TRACE HIS IP ADDRESS!!
127.0.0.1?!!! WHO COULD THAT BE!
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)

Well I don't know, do I?
It doesn't make sense that she added herself to her facebook under a pseudonym and then not know about it. I'm so confused by this whole thing.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)

i have no idea
i like rhyming his surname though
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jenpots, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)

hooker1uk
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)

Ahhhhh, THAT makes sense.
It also explains all the baby photos :)
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)

whatever happened to prem one um?

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)

flounced, came back, flounced

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)

shit /talk user who brought no joy to b3ta fucked off
without ever making a funny picture, seems the way these days
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)

*raises handbag*
get her!
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)

make a funny picture
it's easy, or fuck off
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:26, archived)

you seem to have got lost on the way to /board you twat
fuck off over there.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)

I refuse.

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)

he got out.
gawd rest 'ees sowl.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)

You would not believe the randoms from here that have somehow tracked me down on Facebook.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)

You've got more pokes than a copy of Amstrad Action.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)

PFFFT
that really shouldnt have been that funny :D
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)

I thought it was being universally ignored
for being really shit.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)

you are too old for this crowd mate :D

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)

I'm only 30 next month :(

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)

Oh man.
pfffffft
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)

You know Paul
used to work with you in the office. The guy with the funny eye, not squinty but odd. You know. You spoke to him at the christmas party.
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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)

Show us your tits then

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)

*takes them out*
*watches as they swing low*
*pops them back in*
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jenpots, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)

Rubbish
I've just been looking at an old mate's photos on facebook. It was a hen night. I was a slag in those days - I was looking at the pics and it was all I could do not to add comments like "Got" "Got" "Got" "Not got" "Want" "Got"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)

im on...
www.blogtv.com/People/Maffers
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)

get your swords out go on

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)

Awesome
I'm going to get the guy to put a shoe on his head
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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)

pfft
slip in.
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jenpots, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)

Oh beardy
I thought better of you
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)

he looks like Syncubus

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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)

SHOES ON HEAD PLEASE

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Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)

tippedearclan.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/whitetigerdeformed1.jpg
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)

WTF
Downs tiger!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)

You don't get downs from a tiger,
you get downs from a duck!
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)

It looks like a cartoon bully tiger
It is mean to the other animals, and not very bright. Booo.
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:27, archived)

It's all happening
corporate money is getting behind the 80s and making it possible for a lot of 80s acts to have another crack at the cherry. This can be bad, good or merely ill advised. For example, the new Whitesnake album is actually pretty good but only cos it's deliberately made to sound like they did back in the 80s and that's my thing (80s Rock)

What good stuff has been brought back from the 80s for a second go, and what bad?

p.s. if you don't have the attention span to read a question that long and understand it then don't feel free to advertise to the world that you have ADD.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)

KISS

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)

apparently Gene Simmons still has a tour rider
that says he gets two viagra per concert location per night
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)

KI554RMY4LYFE

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)

in fairness
I think Kiss are soo massive, they could choose whether or not to start up again and do a world tour. Brotherhood Of Man could not....
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)

i would have gone to download just to see them play
had i any money whatsoever
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)

if you press your ear up against your phoneline right now, you'll be able to hear the sound of the entire internet losing all respect for you

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)

I WAS MADE FOR LOVING YOU BABY

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)

BACK OFF WEIRDO

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)

i have a picture of Space Ace in my bathroom
i have to continually remind myself that it isn't a mirror and i don't look that awesome
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)

gene simmons has a bass guitar shaped like an axe

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)

his 'axe' is an AXE
do you see?
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)

Blackie Lawless from W.A.S.P. had a 6-foot codpiece that shot FLAMES
I know this to be true, it was in Kerrang once
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)

Me.
I'm from the 80s.
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Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)

So am I (barely)

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)

I can't get over the fact that (some) people born in the 90s are legally adults now.
That makes me feel old, and I'm only 22.
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Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)

But some are still little, like my boy
(aug '99)
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)

In 9 years time he'll be legally an adult
you've just reached the halfway marker of his youth.
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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)

Time is going scarily fast
but he's turning out okay so far. :)
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)

Another couple of years, maybe three then hold old tight and
RELEASE THE HORMONES
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)

He's not far from it
I'm getting nervous about how furry his face and back are getting.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)

you you want corporate money
to relaunch YOU?

wasn't aware you needed relaunching :-)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)

Pixies

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)

They already did it a few years ago.
They're still setting trends.

edit: wait ... did I read the question properly? I don't think I did
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)

I might be sticking my neck out here
But I think there are 4 very important pop acts ever - Elvis Presley, The Beatles, The Sex Pistols and Pixies. I would love to justify my claims but I am going to spend the rest of the evening getting drunk.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)

Of that list I will agree with The Pixies.
I am now going for a wee and turning off the internet.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)

GOODNIGHT SHAMBLES
I'LL MISS YOU

XXXX
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)

I CALLED YOU SHAMBLES< DID YOU SEE
WE DIDN'T MEET AT A BASH BUT I WILL TAKE YOUR SIDE AS IT IS THE WAY

XXXX
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:11, archived)

YOU'LL UPSET EVERYONE

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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)

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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)

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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)

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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)

SHUT UP.

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)

Good day to you, Sir

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)

Night night Rugface.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:13, archived)

Frank can still scream better than anyone else.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)

Was it Screaming Jay Hawkins said
"That boy sure can holler"?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)

Tiffany got her baps out
frankly, I was disappointed
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)

Eh?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)

I can't put it any clearer than that, I'll break it down into bullet points if that helps?
* Tiffany

* got her baps out

* frankly

* I was disappointed
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

Who the blithering piss is Tiffany?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)

:O

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)

Oh you didn't.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)

oh no, seriously, fuck off, you are joking aren't you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUemWFuMDzg&feature=related
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)

SORRY, I'M A BIT YOUNG TO REMEMBER THAT.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)

I have the same problem when people start banging on about the Beatles or Cliff Richard.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)

i was 3 when that came out

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)

you are dealing with kids who think they respect and want to marry the gir/boyl they got with at 19
no matter how many people they shag on the way before the break up
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0CF-mdfrk0
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)

You don't know?
Well I think you're alone there.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)

~~you're~~ we're
~~there~~ now
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)

I know, I know. :D

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)

I wouldn't have known
had she not been mentioned on Never Mind the Buzzcocks once.
And even then the correct answer was 'Girls Aloud'.
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Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)

Didn't she turn into some kind of earth mother
Adopting loads of kids?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)

LINKY LINKY please
please?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)

www.free-celebrity-nudity.com/tiffany_nude_naked_index.html

nsfw
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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)

why thank you
didn't feel the need to start a wank immediately but nice to check.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)

she looks a bit catherine tatey

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)

ooh, nicer than I thought
:)

nice bum (still nsfw)
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)

most likely airbrushed though

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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:20, archived)

Tiffany?
..."I think we're alone now" Tiffany??

edit: just seen the youtube doodah

edit edit: fuck me, did you see that blokes comb-over in that video?
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robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)

yes, her

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)

The one in the denim jacket?
With the gingery hair?
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)

yes
her
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)

Nah
don't know her
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)

debbie gibbson didn't :(

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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)

But I bet she'd be up for a bit of prostate milking

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

She got her knee out on one of her album covers.
The foxy minx.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)

bit young for me at the time
now days i'd be kicking flynn in the fuck to climb on
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)

yes she did

www.kellyanncollins.com/2005/01/debbie-gibson-playboy-photos.html nsfw
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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)

you're preternaturally good at this

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)

3rd result searching for Debbie Gibson

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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)

So much airbrush it all looks fake

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)

apparently she did

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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)

Aye that was shite
A bit more ankle and I'd have been right in
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)

Me.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)

I've been playing Defend Your Castle on the Wii.
My hand is very cramped now.

ROFL WANK STRIKETHROUGH
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)

~~WANK~~
(

BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)

wank
~~I've~~ WANK ~~been~~WANK ~~playing~~WANK ~~Defend~~ WANK~~Your~~ WANK~~Castle~~ WANKon WANK~~the~~ WANK~~Wii.~~
WANKMy WANK~~hand~~ WANKis WANK~~very~~ WANK~~cramped~~ WANK~~now.~~WANK

~~ROFL~~WANK ~~WANK~~ WANK~~STRIKETHROUGH~~WANK
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)

I like your style, bumeyes

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)

WINNAR

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)

As an ADDS sufferer I find this offensive,
having HVV was bad enough.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)

TL::DR

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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)

boring
food thread please.
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jenpots, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)

Jen, you're a lovely person
but calling it Boring isn't going to make it go away, now is it...?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

yes it is

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jenpots, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)

Hello Jenny
I like cheese
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)

i'm eating cheese and ham
toasted on a breadcake

nyomdoodle!
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jenpots, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)

I had gorgonzola on toast earlier
That's how sexy I am
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)

I wasn't really around for enough of the 80s to know.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)

Some of the fashion has come back.
It's mostly pretty awful.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

Please no shoulder pads!

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)

I think we really have to draw the line at puffball skirts.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)

They're back. And they still make skinny girls look like heiffers.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)

I think that's great
most amusing
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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)

Yeah I know.
There was a girl in the club last night in a red puffball dress, that would have been really nice if it hadn't been puffball. If I see one I might buy it, and undo the puffballing.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)

but not ALL of it
I see no white canvas jackets and trousers.

Which I definitely remember having then.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)

I wish they would make another film with Molly Ringwald in.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

I wish they would make another film with John Candy in.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)

My Babysitters a Corpse!
Bachelor, slob and all round corpse, Buck, babysits his brother's rebellious teenage daughter and her cute younger brother and sister. There's only one hilarious problem Buck is dead and the kids have to hide this fact all through their spring break!
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)

Undead Buck!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)

I wish she would be still like she was in the 1980s
but as I am neither it would be fair to think she's naturally aged.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)

Transformers

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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:58, archived)

I think Pugwall should come back

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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)

You can fuck off
he was shit in the band
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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)

PUGWALL WAS AWESOME

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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)

Mr peach put on a fillum tonight
from 1972, called Silent Running.

It was crap, don't ever bother watching it.
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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)

Cool Runnings, on the other hand, is an excellent film.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)

I watched that yesterday
I love it. And I saw some of Short Circuit, also awesome.

"hey lazer lips, your momma was a snow blower"
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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)

Zimulation?

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)

It was on telly the other night. Top film.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)

Huey, Dewey and Louey
:(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)

I want to put a film on tonight but I can't decide what.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)

anal nuns 5

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)

"Oh Mr. Porter"
starring Will Hay

if you have it
/bit of a long shot blog
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robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)

No I don't. Just from the name, I think I like it already.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

I want to be able to sing that.
Or indeed any Marie Lloyd songs.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)

One mutes quest for completely noisless drapes

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)

arf

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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)

tickly aliens in the lift shaft, frozen captain, surfboard thing at the end, annoying robots, dul, dull, deathly dull all the way through?
seen it, regretted it
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)

Different one,
or you've confused two.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

I was about to say that

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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)

no
it's weird space botanist in white smock kills fellow astronauts to preserve the last forest in one dome attached to the spaceship.
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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)

Then he fought the alien queen in a mechanical exoskeleton,
but he was really a ghost and bacteria killed the robots.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)

I liked that
I just got cross that Battlestar Galactica nicked stock footage of the spacecraft for it's 'flotilla of spacecraft' scenes
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)

What would you think if
some bloke turned up in your area sticking his nose in everyone's business asking about their finances? I'd think "oh great it's that channel 4 programme, tell him we need £30k!"
(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)

haha, yeah
yeah, that

yeah

probably
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)

^best reply today^
will read again A++++++
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robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)

I think the millionaire is really hot.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)

I'd think an Independent Financial Advisor had escaped from the zoo.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)

I'd be telling him to mind his own fucking business.
Cunt.

Which programme is this?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)

the secret millionaire

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)

do you know what i can not ever get excited about?
food, it does nothing for me, i eat as i get hungry but nothing really makes me enjoy the experience of eating, it is just something i have to do to live

i was checking in to a hotel the other day and the bloke infront asked if the porn channel was disabled, what a sicko

joke stolen

end of broadcast

over
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

there is a whole qotw
of wind-ups this week
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)

I'm not falling for that one

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

I wonder how many people did?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)

Fifteen thousand
at least
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)

I love food too much :(
*fats*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)

speaking of hotels, I'm looking at hotels in Edinburgh
for a weekend break, anyone been to any nice hotels in Edinburgh that they would recommend?
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

This weekend?
Castle fireworks are on. :D
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Gooddeed89, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)

i'll miss the fireworks then
Hoping to book it for October
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)

In that case
They're rubbish!

You'll miss the crowds anyway, which is preferable.
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Gooddeed89, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)

I went here a couple of years ago, lovely grub and rather smart
www.apexhotels.co.uk/hotels/edinburgh-european/
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)

thanks, I'll look it up

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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

that's not a bad part of town
I used to work just beside there.
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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)

I had a lovely week there with my so called wife
It was rather classy. First time I ever tipped a waitress was there, she was ace - doing knob jokes while bringing the pudding
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

there are loads of B&Bs all the way up Minto Street,
that will probably start emptying as soon as the festival finishes.

I've been in the Carlton for Christmas dinner before, that was nice, can't say anything about the rooms or prices though. Same also for the Bruntsfield Hotel.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)

depends on what you want
and what your budget is to be honest.

do you want city centre or out of town? what do you plan to do when you're there?
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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)

I predict he won't want anything too fussy.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)

Do you think maybe you don't taste things as much as most people do?

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Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

maybe, how could i tell?
i've always been like this since a kid, nothing tickles my fancy
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)

I don't suppose you really could tell.
Do you notice different flavours? Subtle flavours?
Are any of your other senses similar?
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Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)

i think so, i eat a wide range of foods, but none float my boat
i'd rather have a spaceman's easy eat energy pack
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)

Just eat protein shakes and soup
if you want really fast food
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)

Is your family like it as well?

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Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

nope, my family love their food
i'll just go without
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)

You could have some kind of test
to see if it's to do with your mouth or with your brain or what.
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Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)

i'll think i'll leave it, i've live long enough to worry not a jot about my food habits

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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)

Unless it bothers you there's no reason to do anything,
but it would be interesting to investigate from a medical science perspective.
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Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)

Of course he's bothered,
HE TOLD THE INTERNET!
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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)

people do find it strange, i have no fancy for a meal or whatever
i know somethings i won't eat because of taste, and i know some things i like the taste of, but it never excites me
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)

When you're hungry
do you ever get hungry for a certain thing/flavour/food group, or do you just get the sensation of hunger on its own?
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Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)

never for a flavour, just to mix up my diet
i like a curry sometimes, but if i don't get one i'm not at all fused by not bothering with it
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)

Do you get hungry for a different type of food?
Like you'd be hungry for carbs or fat or protein rather than just hungry?
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Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)

i think i do, sometime i feel i need to eat some meat or veg

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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

now hang on a minute,
this makes me think you've got an expectation of some kind of transcendent mystical experience.
Some food tastes nice, some food doesn't. I like eating food that tastes nice, because the taste is nice.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)

i like eating food that tastes nice, not being forced to eat shit
but the eating thing is not doing it for me, i'd rather not bother
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)

Some people are just like that.
How's your sense of smell, is that good?
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)

very good, ut no food smells make my mouth water
i can smell fresh coking and just think, oh food is ready soon, oh eating
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)

If you've always been like this then I reckon your brain is simply wired a bit differently.
Do you enjoy all the other hedonistic things like sex, drugs, booze and music? If so, then I fail to see a problem.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)

get over excited by a schoolgirl before? or during those things? or just enjoy the moment?
blimey i'm confused now
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)

pffft over excited by a schoolgirl?
my typos give me away

JAILBAIT
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)

What on earth did you mean to type?

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)

like a school girl
honest
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)

Pfft
Do you enjoy the anticipation? Or is it all about the actual act - you don't particularly look forward to it or fantasise about it?
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)

I've got a friend like this. Big into sex and drugs and booze and that but food for her is just about refuelling.
She'd not be fussed if she ate gourmet delicious food or bland crap, it just doesn't do it for her.

Nowt to worry about for her, I just find it weird because I love food and good food and cooking and playing with ingredients and stuff.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)

Have you ever had chicken sausages?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

i think i have, fuck chicken being used in dishes it shouldn't
chicken con carne? chicken lasagne?

cock off
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)

I've got chicken lasagne tomorrow!
Happy joy joy.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)

good for you, i've got fuck all on toast
without the toast
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)

+ plenty of pop.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)

The thought of that makes me gip

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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)

I'll not be doing it again

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

I can't imagine why anyone thought that would be a good idea
'What shall we do with these bits what are too shit for nuggets?'

'Oh, I know - we'll make it into a paste, and put it in a sausage case!'

'O yea that sounds well tasty lol!'
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)

What about people who don't eat pork or beef?
WE DEMAND SAUSAGES TOO
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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)

FUCK OFF YOU QUEERS.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

Racist.
ESSEX RACIST.
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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)

how can you not eat pork or beef?
there isn't any other kind of meat, it's all pork or beef

except for some weird foreign gayfood and let's face it, no one eats that crap really
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:46, archived)

BIRD MEAT
FISH MEAT
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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)

fish isn't meat, those veggie lot eat it

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)

Get a fucking grip.

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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)

They were half price
Thought I'd give them a go.

Result - 2/10, needs more meat
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)

Try some Arancini
I guarantee you will like it.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

not even bacons?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

fuck off frank with your pork scratching teasery.
we don't want your kind here.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)

mmmm, crispy fried pig skin

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)

bacons
brilliant, great post
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)

hahahaha

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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)

haha, you fat rubbish
you've waited HOURS to post that
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)

nope, it is ok, i'll eat it, but i could happy pass on the whole thing
to much hassle, buy it, cook it/someone else cooks it, then eat it, effort
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)

do you smoke?
I only asked because I was the same when I smoked cigarettes.
I jacked them in and my taste buds suddenly came alive.
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robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)

i do, but i've never enjoyed eating food
it is a chore
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)

So do you just eat piles of leaves or sewage then?

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)

just cum

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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:33, archived)

I used to have cigarettes for lunch.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

and me chuck
I was bloody good at smoking, I could have been a gold medallist
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robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)

oh gilgy - bacons?
when did they get to you?
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)

they fed me a druggy-wugged samblywidge :(

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)

i bet it was ACES :)
e: you pathetic fucking child fucking kill yourself
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)

it wos NYOM!

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

FUCK YOUR NYOM
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)

sowwy :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)

its ok 8GLOMPS8

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:33, archived)

yaaaay! *bumhugs*

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)

PLEASE SAVE /TALK FROM TEDIOUS BORES, BOONIE!

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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)

I tried this
but magnum got a bit fat at me
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBLKZuvUbws
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)

I'm really enjoying this.
HE RIPPED HIS SLEEVE!
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

Not nearly as amusing as Peter Crouch singing Ini Kamoze.
But more amusing than whistle tips.

MOAR.
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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

crouchies havin his nachos

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)

You know I'm not going to pay for these.

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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)

the shit jew bird has spoken

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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)

can we all just have huggles now?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)

But maybe you're maximum tired and need to announce
you're going to bed now xxx
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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)

no one does that "going to bed toast alarm call shower" thing any more
I miss that, it was hilarious
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)

I should have done it last night
I got up late today, if only I'd asked the internet.
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)

Is that related to rice on the hob?
I can't help it, I really can't.
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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)

riceybums on the hobbleybottom
vere vere maximum NYOMtastical
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)

I'm leaving to the new Other B3ta

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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)

if there's one thing the internet is crying out for
it's a new Other B3ta
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)

It was pretty much only SexFace and Mortal Wombat who did that anyway.
And they're a bit shit.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)

THAT'S HIM!
THAT'S THE ONE! Whose name I couldn't remember. Wombat. yes.
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)

Stop being so angry and bitter!
Go and get a girlfriend or something.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)

I make nice dinners.
My bloke LOVES my cooking.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

It's true
I do.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)

Yet he keeps losing weight...
besides I know you don't eat anything unless it came out of a polystyrene container.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)

In that case you could save a shit load on shopping
and just eat porridge forever.
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shitshitshitshit x_x, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)

Porridge smells delicious. Tastes like a mouthful of warm sick.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)

Don't put acid in it.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)

Or sick.

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Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)

Or porridge.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

I just put some Reggae Reggae sauce on some butties
It's splendid.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)

Are you fat as well?
I can't see how this works.
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)

i'm huge on booze and hard drugs

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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)

Drugs can make you not like food.

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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)

I get excited about food. Food and sex and booze and stuff.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)

I'm the same.
I'd be happy if we could just eat a pill for our food needs
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M o D, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)

cool, me and you then

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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)

I'd like to be able to eat and drink
without the indignity of ever having to evacuate my bowels or bladder again.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)

I certainly can't understand people
talking food porn to each other at work, trying to make the other salivate so much they drown in their own drool.

Yes, I'm sure roast potatoes, roast beef and melted butter is excellent but I don't need to hear a 20 minute discussion opf your favourite meal, all said in 'dreamy wistful' voice.

It's body fuel and for that reason I need it , but I'd rather not have to bother.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)

*jealouses*

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)

People at your work sound like pricks.
I only ever talk about food if I invent something that is actually awesome, and if I said it in a dreamy, wistful voice I'd expect a punch in the mouth
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)

in fairness
this was people at my job-before-job-before-bob-before last. It were alll Stoke-on-Trent-accented slavering about roast potatoes.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)

An ex of mine used to get the raging horn when talking about food.
He was a skinny bloke as well - just loved food a LOT.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)

roast potatoes, roast beef and melted butter
*salivates*
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robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)

this
unsuprisingly
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Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)

I can't understand those people who justify a £10+ bottle of wine

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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)

See, I never used to either, but now I do.
Having lived abroad where good wine is cheaper, I won't drink shit wine anymore. Lots of it is to do with tax in the UK. In France, you can get wine that sells here for £14 for €7.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

There's a lot of differnce between say a £9 and a £3 bottle of wine
I never go usually spend £10 on a bottle of wine, unless it's a 3 for 2 thingy and you get 3 nice bottles for £20.
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)

Now I know how confused other people must feel
when I tell them I'm not interested in sex.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)

GO ON LASS, GET A KNOB UP YOU

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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)

knob o' butter?
sorry, it's a food thread
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:46, archived)

I think most b3tans are used to hearing that from girls.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)

haha, like any of them ever talk to girls

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)

I've created a girl character in WoW just so I can talk to her using my other account.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)

This is a personal question but I'm going to ask it anyway.
Physically, do you enjoy sex? Do you enjoy the closeness and the intimacy and do you have orgasms and stuff?
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)

Err, yeah,
it feels good, I just don't get any urge to do it, and I don't get turned on by seeing pictures.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)

I predict a Fryatt, I predict a Fryatt!

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

Fucking hell
what's going on here tonight?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

you've been here 4 years and you've never seen an attention-seeker in the wild?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

its either this or midget discos

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

or you could, y'know, maybe shut up for a while, that's always an option

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

This is never an option.

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

NEVAR

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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

I know which I prefer

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

*discos*

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

*joins in*

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

It's much shitter than usual.

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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

Just preparing for Leicester's epic return to the Championship.

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

I predict a pogrom

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SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

What the fuck are you on about you hairy stinking mongchild?

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

My old man said be a forest fan.
I said fuck you, bollocks you're a cunt.
'ave a banana.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

I predict a shit threadrush.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

I don't want to get married anymore

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

you mean
you want a divorce?
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

In my country, you and I are legally married

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

Since when?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

since you asked the men of my village for a husband

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

Oh Lord.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

I have to go to work in 7 hours.

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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

*cough*

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

Rape, fannies and AIDS!

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

I know the brother of that bloke

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

touch him from me.

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

and tell him his brother is a fat bastard.

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

don't tell him that bit.

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

heh
hes a bit porky himself

although that's to be expected since he eats nothing but cigarettes and red bull
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)

Fatty Fryatt, as he is known.

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

scarlett johanson should never have covered tom waits
jesus fuck
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

seriously, FUCK

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

WHAT?!
with added THE FUCK???
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

www.strangerdance.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/03-anywhere-i-lay-my-head.mp3
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

BUT ITS TERRIBLE DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

tell me this isn't happening

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)

shes done a whole fucking album frank
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anywhere_I_Lay_My_Head
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

what? no Telephone Call From Istanbul?
I'm not having that. Not until she gives me a soapy titwank anyway.
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

Haven't you heard?
If you are famous, you are automatically talented in any area you want
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

I'm talented
Does this mean I can't be famous?
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

Don't lie.
And no.
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

gay
edit: oh ffs I wasted my 19500th post.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

i'm still waiting for Jason Statham Drum and Bass Xtravagonza to be released

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

Oh god this is terrible, why did no-one warn me?

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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

That makes me want to kill myself multiple times over.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

I think this is BRILLIANT.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

this from a man who uses music as a form of self-flagellation

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

You would.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

I'm being ironic and clever - if I said I think it's rubbish, I'd be agreeing with b3tans. UGH.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5362361
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

Except it's not shit, because I said it and I'm right about everything.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)

Online.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

THIS is brilliant
www.speedofdark-web.com/speedofdark/2008/July/TW_09-Anywhere-I-Lay-My-Head.mp3
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

Is that Bobcat Goldthwait?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

a thing of beauty is a joy forever

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)

The other one is better
this one sounds like the guy from Police Academy
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

Bobcat Goldthwait.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

Aah.
Yes.
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)

I haven't listened but I'm going to reply anyway
OMG this is ghey.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

This gave me cancer

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

Now I like shite,
but this is fekkin shoite!
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robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)

There is a midget disco on itv2
*giggles in bad taste*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

DO NOT LAUGH AT MY KIND

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SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

Are you a midget?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

See those pants in your icon?
Those are his pants.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

Nuh-uh
mine have yellowing stains on the front
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SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

I am of below normal height for a human male

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SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

When you said 'hello' at the HB omgbash I thought you were the invisible man.

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

How short are you?

(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

5'4, 5'5

(

SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

You look quite tall in your profile

(

Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

whoop whoop! kaffirs!

(

moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

GOODNIGHT!

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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

I'm going swimming with two midgets tomorrow.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

Are you using them as
arm bands?
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

No, I'm using them as pals.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

oh how i loved the minipops

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

It must be hell getting served at the bar

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

I'm trying to come up with a pun for this, I really am.

(

Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

Haha.
There's a rat living in our house. He stole two of my bra's. I reckon he thought he could build a whole rat village with them.
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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

~~village~~ galaxy
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

yEAH.

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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

Nathaniel? NATTHHANNNIELLL!!!!!

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

Oh fuck off

(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU COMPLETE SPASTIC.
/ac
(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

I think I'm going to have to do something offline
this place has become dull :(
(

moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

I was just thinking much the same
night all.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

BARRY

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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

BIVVY?

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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

HAYLES

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

With a hand full of men
we'll start all over agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
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SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

*awards biscuit*

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

*nibbles like a hamster*

(

SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

What?
Shush.
(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

Snake, what happened? Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

(

Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

I like the name Ethaniel.
I wanted to call my child Ethaniel if it was a boy.
(

Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

Ethaniel cDonald?

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

Eh?

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

Like Nathaniel McDonald, but with the first letter of each name removed.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

You are weird

(

Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

If I had been born a girl my dad would have insisted on naming me Holly
making me Holly Holloway.
(

Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

Um...
I like that name.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

These demons must be cast out and I have been chosen to do it.
I must confront them now.

Those machines are just dmeons in another form, I shall destory them with my prayers, I shall burn them with my holy cross

*smack*
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

The curious eye of a Martian appeared at the window slit and a menacing claw explored the room
I dragged the parson down to the coal cellar, in the darkness I could see the claw fumbling at the latch...
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

I thought I was annoying
Well, I am, but it's a point to make
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

I got ordained as a priest online
Anybody need marryin'?

I will also do funerals in very poor taste.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)

Do you do bar Mitsvahs?
I'd pay money to see balders get circumcised.
(

WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)

before all you clever clogs start banging on about the difference between a Bris, Bar Mitsvah etc...
I don't give a fuck.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)

Not even if I tell you that the Bris isn't always carried out by a Rabbi?

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

Sometimes SuperMatt does it, with his teeth.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

Moyel.

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

also, I don't give a fuck.

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

Did you also get a lairdship, an acre of the moon and a star named after you?

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)

I've got a star named after my character and town from Animal Crossing.
Esme got it for me last christmas.
(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)

When our alien overlords eventually arrive, I bet they'll be from my star.
My star kicks arse.
(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

Can you buy a Phd?
I quite fancy being Dr Wormulus.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)

NO NO NO!
/'Dr' Ian Paisley.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

or 'Dr' Gillian McKieth?

(

moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

but not like Dr Paul McKenna

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

I tried to email her yesterday
One of her goobers emailed me back today, not GMcK herself. I'm disappointed. They did answer my question though.
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

I'm an accent-spastic, ignore this post.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

Yor Dansin with the devil

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

According to various spam emails, you can.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

Actually, ya can
But it's a non-academic title (obviously, ya've paid for it), like being a Dr within a Church or some such bollocks.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

I think it's about $500
and you have to write an essay on the subject of your choice. But, yeah.
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

It was free so I'm not arsed
Apparently it's legit & can do that kind of shite if I have a registrar present. I only did a brief check on the legalities though so I may be wrong.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

I think it's the registrar that actually makes the marriage legal.
So what you've got is the right to stand next to someone while they marry some other people.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

You nob.
Pretty much anybody can perform the ceremony if there's a registrar present.
(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

Yeah, but I get to wear fancy stuff and act important
IT'S THE PRINCIPLE, DAMNIT - THE PRINCIPLE.

:)
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

I bet he can only marry Klingons though
AK! Shrak dok toof HAK!

(I do)
(

Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

I am NOT a merry man,

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

That acre of moon land is a total rip-off.
When that first started, you got ten square miles!
(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)

Yes please
But you need to find me a husband first.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)

He's a priest, not Jesus the miracle worker.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

I hate you

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

You hate to love me.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

I'm free this evening.

(

WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

To find me a husband?
Or to marry me?
(

Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

He'll only stick about for the wedding night sex then flee forever.

(

Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

*steals his money*

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

Steady now.
Nobody is that desperate.
(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

Just wanted to make sure I knew what I was signing up for

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

no comedy at the george?

(

mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

Its on Thursdays now.

(

WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

** Stands to the side, waiting for someone to ask me to be their hubby, making ocasional jokes about how "gay" it is to have a wife **

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

Did you also give some money to a Nigerian to help him remove some poorly-spelled millions from a government account?

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

I always give them money.

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

i'd like to marry my bivvy
is that ok?
(

mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

It's a little strange
But if it makes you happy...
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

bet it works out better than my first time of being married
and the second
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

Caravan awnings and giant pub parasols just aren't the marrying kind.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

too seasonal, if i had only realised they where holiday romances
i'd still have my gazebo
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mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

Ah, the internet circa 1998.

(

Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

I just realised I can't imagine Ron Perlman in the nude

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

pffft

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

how about
exorcisms?
(

robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

I'd like to marry someone but I haven't decided who.
If someone suggests a good person to marry then I'm well up for it.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

Yes, well done, we did this 3 years ago. Well, nearly 3.
See?
(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

There are some parts of the internet that are still obscure to me
Not many, but they're there.

EDIT: Fuck, yer right. Ah, well - I enjoyed the novelty while it lasted.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

Democracies are shit.
Not like Bovril on luke warm toast.
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

Baldmonkey for PM

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

I just had a terrible shit.

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

Was it in someone elses bum.
That happened to me once.
(

WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)

What an awful mental image
All I can see not is two bums and a pipe connecting them, with the Chuckle Brothers in the background going "To me, to you...etc"
(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

It didn't happen like that at all.

(

WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

I assumed so
But I can't for the life of me;

a)Remove the mental image
b)Stop giggling as a result
(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)

Google swap.avi.

(

well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

Eh?
You what?

I am not into scat thank you very much!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

Boo bop
Shoo wop
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

You could poop it back and forward forever!

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)

I might have to make an animation of that eventually
It's my destiny
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)

You are a terrible shit, Noit.

(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)

I shat myself.

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

In a metaphorical sense.

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

I shat myself when I was fundraising once.

(

WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

I'd need a Scotch before I told you that one though.

(

WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

It can't be worse than Fenris and the White Trousers.

(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)

That is the best poo story on the internet.

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)

Not as bad as mine, I can guarantee it.

(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

I think I need details before I agree to that.

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)

I'm shitting fat.
It's rather odd.
(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

*out of context lols click*
Have you been drinking melted lard?
(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)

No, I've been taking Xenical.
It's actually working a bit I think.
(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)

It's not fat, it's your BRANES!
OMG!
(

Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)

ROFFLELOLS

(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)

I'm imagining this like that doctor who episode with the tiny cute merchandise opportunity monsters

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)

I wish it was, that would be ACE.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

I prefer Bovril on Luke Goss

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

I prefer Bod and Rentaghost

(

Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)

I had the Bod ringtone once
then I realised it made me look a bit of a twat
I still like the tune though. It reminds me of sitting too close to the telly and my brother telling me I'll get square eyes
(

Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

My phone goes 'ring ring'
but Syz once edited someone's wedding video and at their request all the segues were bits of music from Bod.
(

Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

I prefer Orvil and happy toast

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

I prefer Happy Shopper and Primula

(

magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

He was the pale bloke in hellboy 2
this surprised me mildly sort of in a 'oh him' sort of way yes
(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

OHGODIHAVETOSEETHISFILMNOWILOVEHIMSOMUCH

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

WHY WOULD YOU NOT SEE IT ANYWAY?

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

It cuases eye AIDS.

(

WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)

NO REASON BUT LUKE GOSS MAKES ME WANT TO SEE IT EVEN MORE

(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

LUKE GOSS IS SOOOO FIIIIIIIIT

(

WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)

I saw him play Danny in Grease years ago.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)

I didn't realise it was him until I saw the end credits
not that I watched the end credits of Hellboy 2 you understand, oh no I did not
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

I saw it with a mate as there was nothing else on at the time
it was dreaful
(

moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

WHAAAT?
I thought it was great fun
(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

I nearly fell asleep in the middle
the end fight was alright, ish, but it was a bit...meh
(

moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)

you fat idiot

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

It looks about a million times better than the first film.

(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)

it's a first-class no-brainer
and Perlman is in it

Perlman is a GOD of rubbish films
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)

he has a huge head, but a really tiny body

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)

PHENOMONAL COSMIC POWERS
eeny biddy living space
(

moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)

i always get excited when i see ron perlman in a movie because i think hes tom waits then i realise hes not tom waits and get excited because ron perlmans in the movie

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)

also blade 2, apparantly
i never noticed
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)

I can't even remember what that was about

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

his FACE split OPEN and ATE vampires

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

what was Blade 3 about then?

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)

one amusing line about thundercunts and ipod promotion

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)

Marmite for PM

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

Bovril is quite a lot like shit.

(

WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)

i'ver never eaten bovril

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

Marmite shits all over Bovril.
Right now, I'd eat a slice of Marmite on wholemeal in a right fucking hurry if there was one about.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)

add cheese and you're there

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)

Are you still here?
Haven't we bullied you off yet?
(

WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

no i quite like it.
i went onto board and made a picture ( www.b3ta.com/board/8685303 ) then i went onto links and posted a video, replied to some other people and everything was generally quite nice and friendly.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

what is the name of your rabbit?

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

hobbit!
it is chocolate coloured.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)

hoppit
would have been a better name

and nice pic
(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)

i don't agree

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)

BAH

(

WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)

where?

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)

there on the stair!

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

they both dribble out of a dogs arse

(

glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

~~dribble~~ suck farts
(

Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

you look like a dog with 2 dicks

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

I fuck like one too

(

Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)

I have both
I'm so out there
(

Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

You can't drink a pint of bovril.

(

Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

Oh now I want toast you cunt.
Quick, recommend me a website that I can watch films on for GRATIS.
(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)

ovguide
More a search engine really but it'll get you where you need to go.
(

well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

tv-links.cc
ovguide.com
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

Bastard!
Got there before me :(
(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)

www.freefilmsforwicca.com
Maybe
(

Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

http://www.tv-links.cc
I think I've got the address right - always seems to work for me.
(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

Evidently not
Just C+P
(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)

www.justin.tv/
www.ovguide.com/
www.watch-movies.net
(

magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

www.meatspin.com

(

Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)

my new bivvy is good

(

mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)

I heard about the hole.

(

well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)

in my bivvy? :(

(

mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)

Yes,
they don't make em like they used to.
(

well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

Oh balders.
I thought it was gold, but it was bronze
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)

Can we just vote Bou off /talk?
If say 50 regulars all wrote a Gaz to rob asking him to removed her forever, would it get done?

Is this is a democracy?

Personally I don't give a shit either way, I just figured if everyone is talking about Bou I might grab some attention as well, as I'm bored/boring.

edit: this goes for anyone, myself included - How unpleasant would I have to be to get terminated?
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)

Noit's thread is gay and will give you AIDS
don't read it.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)

On a similar vein, could we get Killerkitti's image posting priveleges revoked?

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

I didn't trace it! I didn't use the cutout filter! HONEST!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)

^This
tedious EMO crappy childish drawings.
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)

I think the mods are too busy wanking over her jailbait arse to do that.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)

Pffft!

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)

Look at my t-shirt!
*puffs out chest*

*sounds of paedo fapping*
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)

I posted a picture of a 2 second stick man on /board, while masquerading as her,
and people thought it was actually the real KillerKitti.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)

I know you did.
You and the potato famine. Pesky trolls!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)

And it was funny, yes?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

Of course!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)

I'm glad its not just me that wants to say
'That's nice dear' and stick it on the front of the fridge.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)

Pffft!
Hahahaha!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)

At least she's trying, unlike a lot of people over there

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SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

True.
She can be really trying at times.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)

No she's not.
She's got no drive to improve. She just posts the same shit over and over again.
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Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

That's because her shitty stuff is bought by idiots on the internet who secretly want to rape and murder her.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

It actually sells?
D:
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Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)

Apparently.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)

^This.
She needs a lot more practice. Don't get me wrong, I do like manga. I just find her drawings lack some of the basics like the impression of any actions for example. Her characters all seem static... unless that is what she is trying to portray. If that is the case then I really don't get emo-manga.
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Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)

It's not even manga, really.
I think she's fallen into the trap of thinking 'If I draw anime/manga I don't have to study anatomy'. A lot of people don't realise that the best manga artists learn to draw realistically first, then learn to distort and simplify.

EDIT: But yes, they are painfully static. I was trying to draw dynamic poses even when I was 12.
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Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)

That's why I gave up and just draw my rabbit.
I was sneaky at her age when I did art at school - I did mainly sci-fi stuff and worked with either oil pastels or inks (I fear that my mum may still have the offending items). It managed to disguise how crap my work was like a treat. I still can't go near watercolours without having a fit though.
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Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

yeah
like she needs attention like this, you nob

That's why she does it, see, to get reactions just like yours
And mine now, dammit
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Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

Wobble for me Badger, please.

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

We are pawns in her all-powerful hands.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

I like prawns

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Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)

FATTY

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)

I'm going to have a pizza.
lolfood
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

rob actually took a vote before
she stayed
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

Nobody remembers that there was a time a year or three ago that mods were ordered to ban bou accounts on sight.
That didn't stop her coming back, so they seem to have given up.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

She had a million accounts. It was impossible to police. A change of tack was required.
Ignore is still clearly the easiest solution for all concerned.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)

This. Oh noes, I agreed with Shambolic :-(
I feel all dirty.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)

Let's just get naked and roll around in our mutual guilt and disgust.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

Eww, I've done that before too

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Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

Why do we need to?
She's no better or worse than anyone else here. And she only goes mental when people provoke her, so just DON'T DO IT
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SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

It was funny three years ago, but can we just drop it?

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SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)

I agree with our Super friend.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)

Or ... the 50 people concerned could just click ignore and get over it.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

Or they could pretend to click ignore
and then talk about it all the time.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)

What sort of a cunt would do that?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)

I don't point fingers on here :)

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)

Unless you're from deepest Norfolk then you probably don't have enough.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

Of course this isn't a democracy.
I'm watching a programme with a man talking about some bricks he pulled up out of a river. It's shit.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

It's not a democracy
also if we voted off anyone who we found annoying then this place would be very dull.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

and empty

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)

She's harmless,
i don't see why everyone gets so excitable whenever she is online.
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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)

It makes them feel better about themselves
I know I do
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Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)

This ^^

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)

Because she defends syncubus
and that's JUST NOT ALLOWED!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

He is equally inoffensive.

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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

In the wa-a-a-a-y olden days before the joke wore thin, cool people used to tease her.
Now people think they can take on some of that coolness by endless feeble imitation.

A bit like skinny jeans.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

I don't think that is how it was at all.

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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)

You weren't there, man.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)

well wasn't,
i, unfortunately, was.
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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

Oo. How very cloak and dagger.
Why do you think the dulls are constantly baiting Bou then?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)

Because it doesn't require any effort/wit/etc to get a reaction out of her.

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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)

FUCK YOU FATTY! ...

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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)

This is also a very strong theory.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

Hey, I've got an idea

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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)

Quiet you.

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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

Wormy, let me first state- I love your style
definition of democracy is everyone gets to say what they want.
2ndly, there's alwats Ignore
threefoldly, you could probably get sued on behalf of 'hurt feelings' if you excluded someone. Well, you would if it was a cheerleading team at an american high school....
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)

You love my style?
I'm flattered, but you are clearly wrong.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

I just had a fucking awful trip to the toilet.
It was the squits, and then while mopping up I ended up shaking hands with the french. Then I went to push the squirty air freshener and my hand got in the way and now my hand smells of air freshening juices. Which are surprisingly ming.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)

Shaking hands with the french?

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SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shake%20hands%20with%20the%20French
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)

oh my gosh!
by gum, that made me chortle lots!
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robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)

What were the french doing there?

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)

this is by far the best post of the evening

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

I've never had a worse trip to the toilet.
Apart from that one time in that service station where I sat down and leaned back onto a very posh flush sensor very badly placed directly where my shoulder ended up, which caused me to flush my testicles and spend five minutes wiping them up.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)

Hahahahaha!
What an image
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)

for the love of God, tell me you have a twitter account

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)

I've never used it.
I probably should.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)

We should disable thread creation for the rest of the night,
because frankly i can't see anything topping this one.
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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

bummer

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

Neural network, adaptive learning, Terminator 2, GAH!
Adaptive learning means Mario Fucking Kart can let me think I'm the WIN and then shoots me up the arse with a massive dose of FAIL just at the last minute.

This is an example of computers working like they're supposed to.

How have computers failed to work like they're supposed to and given you a remote case of FAIL by doing it?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:20, archived)

oh christ, I'm so sorry, I got totally fucking bored about 10 words into that

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:20, archived)

Bzzzzzzz
(I know you're Bou bees - checked the IP address)
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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)

Gilgamesh bees? Gilgabees? Gilbees?
I don't know. I'm guessing. Help me out here someone.
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:23, archived)

Did you look around when you said that?
With a big goofy, jock smile on your face? LOON
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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)

IMMA CHECKIN YO IP ADDREZZ

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)

so, out of interest, what is my IP address?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)

and the subnet mask

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)

please

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)

127.0.0.1

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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA
MORON
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)

LOL

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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

Ha ha ULTIMATE FAIL

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)

Oh dear.
Oh bloody dear.
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Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)

*snort*

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)

well this proves it, EVERYONE is bou bees
everyone on the entire internet
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

*ahem*
www.tech-faq.com/127.0.0.1.shtml
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)

BzzZzzZz

(bou bees, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)

open up a command prompt
type in "ping localhost"

be astounded
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)

I assumed you were joking

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)

oh god bou this is the best thing you've ever done

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)

I love that they thought she meant it.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

i don't understand why this is funny
JOINGING IN
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

SHE'S A MOD YOU KNOW!

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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)

I thought she was off her ROCKER?
/if you believe the talk of /talk
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)

She's not had any sPUNK in her in years

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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)

To be honest she's MEnTAL

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)

Stop it or you'll make her BLUE. NOTE my new caring persona.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)

I'm going to console my fat self in some baked alaSKA

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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)

Is that nouveau alaska or CLASSIC ALaska

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

Is she knoweledgable of modern TECH? NO, I don't think so.

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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)

Wouldn't that mean you've got mod privileges?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)

I was going to say, how can someone check and trace the IP of a post?

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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)

BOU IS A LIAR WHO HAS ME ON LOLIGNORE IN FULL CAPS.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:25, archived)

internet fairies

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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:25, archived)

cr3 can

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Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)

cR3 IS bou?!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)

did some one just say "cr3 is bou"?
*gets out paddle*
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)

Arf!

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)

Pfft

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)

jesus

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)

Bou cr3s.
See what I did there?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)

it's a piece of piss, it appears in the server logs every time a page or image is requested by your browser
mods can see it, Bou can't
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)

I meant, someone who wasn't a mod
and was a bit of an attention seeking looper
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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)

How?
You're not a mod.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:25, archived)

She's a liar, is what she is.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:25, archived)

LIES?!
ON THE INTERNET?!
THAT'S IT, I'M TELLING MY UNCLE IN THE MAFIA TO SHOOT YOU ALL.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)

Is this how you found out that Badger was having an affair?

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)

WITH MOOHALAA
of all people
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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)

The fat gay slut

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)

I thought, fuck, Badger clearly has no standards if
he's been knobbing that porky webcam boy
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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)

Then you realised that he was supposed to be having an affair with you
and not Syncubus?
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)

Is that what she thinks?
You'd be so lucky, Badger is way out of your league.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)

I'D RATHER BE SINGLE!

and barren
and loopy
and losing touch with the fabric of reality
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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)

Like Bou then?

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)

whoop whoop! kaffirs!

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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)

I'm Bou bees,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)

Actually, I am.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)

Fine you take the credit then

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)

you are such a miserable cunt
i think i love you
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)

Yeah, Gilgamesh
Your posts are so much better.

No wait, I meant you're a miserable cunt, why don't you just ignore the shit rather posting needlessly offensive replies. You fucking cunt.
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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)

he's the best miserable cunt on here

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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)

this constitutes LIES and very possibly SLANDER
I'll see you in court you outrageous homosexual
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)

Ptchaw. He's a trailing fifth after me, Bud, Hankster, and bogus.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)

I'd like to see a half-hour primetime slot
with Jeremy Paxman saying "So, what do you think about..."

and you lot sitting grumping over it
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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)

God.
I'd perform binary fission just so I could take part and be a viewer at the same time.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)

you three have the market pretty well cornered
mid-table glory in the league of misery is the best I can hope for
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)

What about MongyChops?

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

Oh yeah.
He's not been around that much though. He was always the best old-skool miseryguts.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

*Votes for this*
If we're having miserable cunts, which we always will, I'd like them all to be Gilgamesh. In different hats.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)

Which is like being Best Supporting Act to Jim Davidson
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magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)

hello
I'm paying attention to you now!
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)

No.
No i don't think so.
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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:20, archived)

Most tech breaks when I touch it
Thankfully I married a techie geek.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)

Does he break when you touch him?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)

pfft
he's been known to go weak at the knees with the right kind of touch.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)

punch in the balls?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:23, archived)

You know me too well

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:23, archived)

See what I mean? ;)

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)

Well there was that Intel floating point bug, back in the day,
that was quite embarrassing for them at the time. That didn't really affect me though.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)

I don't understand the question.
Computers only fail when people have failed all over them in the first place.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)

Spag bol and broccoli.
Oh sorry, wrong question.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)

Did you get any on you?

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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)

DULL YAWN BORING

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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:23, archived)

FAT MENTAL LIAR.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)

Don't talk to me about Mario Kart.

FUCKING BLUE SHELLS.
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)

xkcd.com/290/
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:23, archived)

haha, segfaults

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)

Truer words were never spoken.

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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)

Nope
No idea what that was meant to mean
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)

having just watched eagle vs shark i find myself unaccountably attracted to the girl in it
carry on
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)

dude/dudette
what's the whole thing about me supposedly bringing a folder of FPS to a bash?

I generally answer all enquiries truthfully, I just wondered why you had to know...?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:25, archived)

i got told that by someone on here and i found it hideously pathetic

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)

it was my first bash
I thought evberyone on b3ta (back when there was only /board) were all professional graphic artists (the technical standard of posts was pretty high back then) and I was a pretend amateur, so I'd have to prove I wasn't just a lurker.

So now we've established that, you have your answer. And we can all get along in peace and harmony and I won't have to worry about you being an angry angry person.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)

Everybody is advised to worry about boondocks.
That's why he has an exclamation in his name.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)

*whistles*
*walks away*
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:23, archived)

I don't understand the first bit.
This is computers failing me.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:23, archived)

I sometimes play Mario Kart on the DS
I put lots of bugs into my software, not always intentionally.
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:23, archived)

then stop looking for porn

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)

I am a domestic goddess and no mistake.
Today I have tidied the garden and had a bonfire, made cheese scones, cleaned the bathroom, made a chocolate cake and filled it with Amaretto laced whipped cream, raspberries and mango, made steak and pepper sauce and veg and salad for tea and done all the washing up. I'm going to be a brilliant wife.

How have you domesticked today?
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)

Not at all.

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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

Do you have staff?

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)

I'm going to mention slaves here,
internet, do not wobble.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)

Shyow ting massa.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

I read this backwards and it still didn't make sense

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)

Sure thing master

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)

1.21 GIGAWATTS!!?!?!?!?!
/ac
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

I did the washing up.
Pay attention.
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Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

I left my washing up in the sink for my flatmate

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

I paid the small black man that tidies and mows our garden

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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

You terrible size-ist!

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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)

you should get him to mow THEN tidy

and do you call him Sammy D?
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)

you pay your slaves?

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)

Went shopping
cleaned the house
made cheese on toast.
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Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

Is this a late lunch thread?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

*sounds the Quite Dull alarm*

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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)

See below
Have some dwarfs pulling a jumbo jet www.b3tards.com/u/33043da9108f3e6c7725/erm.jpg
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)

Erm is the perfect title for that picture.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)

The one with the specs is having a right laugh
There's Bluestar just a couple behind
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

needs more slave driver

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)

~~jumbo jet~~ DC10
yes...I am ashamed :(
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

For shame!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)

They all look like they're touching cloth

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)

Alright, stop it, the rest of you, this is the best thing all day.

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Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)

LOL
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)

Bloody ell
Did I just walk through a portal into the 1940's?

...

When Hitler had the interwebs...
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)

fuhrernet
now part of the virgin media group
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:16, archived)

I went to work and earned money
My flatmate did the domestic stuff. We could be married.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)

I'll bet your cake isn't nearly as good as this cake.
www.flickr.com/photos/danger_mouse/2713638100/in/photostream/
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)

even I could smear a dead rabbit in cream and chocolate flakes and stick strawberries to it

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)

Oh yeah?
OH YEAH?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

ONLY 2/3 CHOCOLATE?
DISGUSTING
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)

It was fucking enormous, man.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)

It was about a foot high, wasn't it?
I ate a significant slab. Noisily.
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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)

Something like that.
Once sliced, it was too tall to stand up straight, and had to be laid down sideways like.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)

also,
*pays 20p*
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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)

I want to see that photo of baldmonkey with the plate.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)

I should have got about £9,000 worth
you utter, utter cunt
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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

You should have got OVER £9000 worth.
It's not all my fault. Baldmonkey wouldn't let me help you.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

I'll get my go. I fucking will.
With a baseball bat speared with vinegar-covered nails.
With bees on them.
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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)

I'll not even charge you.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)

ONLY FOUR OF THE SIX ENORMOUS PART WERE CHOCOLATEY
THIS IS WAY BELOW EU GUIDELINES
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH COCOA POWDER IN THE WORLD.
Besides, it was the greatest cake ever. Dr When said so.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)

rayyyyyyyyyyycist

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)

NO, NO THERE'S FAR TOO MUCH
AND IT ALL NEEDS TO BE MADE INTO CAKE BEFORE IT'S ACCIDENTALY INHALED BY A CHILD AND CAUSES LUNG CANCERS
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)

You weren't there, maaaan, YOU WEREN'T THERE.
It was a cakey victory.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

I do believe I'm wearing some of it as thigh

(

Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)

I think we all are.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)

That looks lovely.
Did you make it, you massive hom?
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)

No, Springy did.
It was a triumph.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)

went to work
came home and made dinner
off to pub shortly

will you be my wife?
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)

Do you have a large penis?

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)

10 inches
(soft)
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)

Hmm.
Are you...
Rich?
Nice?
Funny?
Clever?
Sexy?
Interesting?
Hairy?
Tall?
Right wing?
A dog person?
A Tottenham fan?
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)

no
yes
yes
yes
no
yes
no
no
no
yes
yes
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:20, archived)

Sorry, not interested.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)

He's having to think about it.
Perhaps he hasn't found it yet.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)

how rude
i wanted to finish satisfying your mum before I measured it
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

5 mins...not long then.
Busy man eh?
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)

I've done nothing remotely domestic today
at work I did some digging with a pick axe, which was alright, I also laid some bricks on top of cement which was quite fun
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)

You're a proper man.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

I just ate most of a very large papaya
It was the size of a small family car and reduced to 10p at Tesco.

I shared it with Monty the Parrot who said 'nom nom nom nom' all the time she was eating.

edit: my pet crabs had some too, they love a bit of papaya.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)

Yesterday I met a woman with the funniest mexican accent I'd ever heard.

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)

I've taken complete charge of the household internet sarcasm duties
and I'm a month ahead on my trolling
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)

Thanks for your suggestion lower down the board :)
whatever it was it's now sorted and everything working fine again at top speed.

much appreciated suggestion
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

HOORAY! I'M HELPING!

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

wow
Well that takes the pressure off, that'll be your quota filled for the next couple of years won't it?
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)

I may be a shiftless sarcastic slob with all the airs and graces of a yeti with a corncob up its rectum
but I sometimes try to help the internetically-challenged among my b3ta bretheren
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

you're still a cunt, baldy

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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

yeah but, y'know, you've got to take the whole "not putting my todger into other mens' rectums" thing into account

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)

You have a point. A very good point.

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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)

and we worship you for it
I'm too busy to understand inetrnets and computer things.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)

I'll be honest with you, if the virus scan didn't find anything then it probably just needed a reboot
feel free to ignore this post though, I'm enjoying the attention
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:19, archived)

it was rebooted thrice
and no joy. The safe mode spyware scan must have caught something. ta :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)

That's like a whole other full time job though
I salute you for your efforts
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)

I did that command prompt thing too
And it just flickered up. I'm guessing a similar thing would be helpful even though my internets are tripping along quite merrily.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)

ahhh right
I think you probably just typed "netstat > c:netstat.txt" into the Run box

you need to type cmd into the box

then type the netstat command into the command prompt

wow. I stayed awake while I was typing that
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)

Phew
There's geekery like no other here. Ta
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

I washed up this morning.
I put some clothes in the wash.
I tidied the bedroom.
I took old magazines out of the bathroom and replaced them with this months.
Later on I'll wash up again.
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FoldsFive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)

gay.............

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)

Clearly.
I wonder if my fiance has finished cooking our tea yet.

Evening chap, long time no see.
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FoldsFive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)

Yeah it has been too long
I am at a loose end at the moment, so I thought I would pop in.

how's tricks?
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)

I tidied up and mopped the floor and hoovered and made myself a spectacularly nyom chicken and bacon burger.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

Tara is cooking a shepherds pie.
I'm starved.
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FoldsFive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)

Laundry
and hobbling out to the washing line.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

How's the ankle?

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SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)

I helped to make fish pie
and did the clothes washing
and the dish washing

so yes, I have
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

I can't stop eating.
I just want to eat and eat and eat.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)

Fatty

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)

ME TOO

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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)

Oh dear.

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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)

That thing you showed me earlier is borked.

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)

Should be fine now
It'll go up and down like a yo-yo for the next couple of weeks
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)

You make me sick!
It's women like you that put the rest of us to shame. I've been with my boyfriend for 11 years and he is still under the misguided believe that the most complicated thing that I can cook is beans on toast. That will not change if I can help it.

Edit: Err... Just in case he reads this later... I am joking. I can't cook! Honest!
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Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)

I wish to be a house wife
But I pretty much fail at being domestic.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)

I've gone for a live-in slob kind of thing.

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Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)

I'm marrying for money
And getting a maid.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)

^This.
I'll just keep my boyfriend as a bit-on-the-side.
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Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:14, archived)

I love womanning.
I love doing other things too though.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)

That's not womaning.
Womaning is gossiping, nagging and buying shoes. I have 2 out of 3 perfected.
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Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

I haven't
I worked all day, brought dinner home (fishcakes, spuds and diced carrot & turnip) and let the Mr cook it.
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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)

Tidied and hoovered the office and that's about it.
Sod domesticking. Tomorrow I will lay TURF.
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)

Just made a rissotto
May make some soup later.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:16, archived)

I've just done the washing up.
Aren't I helpful and domesticated?
Yes I am.
I hope you appreciate it.
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Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)

I did my grill pan earlier
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)

euphemism?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

No
Have a picture of a woman balancing with her minge on another woman's foot www.b3tards.com/u/33043da9108f3e6c7725/foot.jpg
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)

Best. Facial Expression. EVER.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)

toe to toe
that is the best gift ever
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)

Ooh, it fucking stings when that happens.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

sorry, I just cooked bacon and melted cheese all over it

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)

That was your first mistake

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)

then I left the grill on while I ate the bacon and cheese and it all accidentally set the grease and cheese drips on fire
welding it to the pan
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

I'll have to get piston on to you now

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)

with curry?

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)

(no I'm making things up)
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)

Woop de fooking do.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)

Woop de your mum's fucking face.

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Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)

Your mum's Judy Finnegan.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)

You love a finger in the Finnegan.

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Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)

That's not how it goes, you utter rubbish.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)

I'm freestyling, you square.

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Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)

haha, washing up!
great stuff, really good posting there

washing up! hahaha!
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)

By 'done the washing up' I assume you mean 'filled the dishwasher'?
:D
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)

I wish we had a dishwasher.
I quite like unloading dishwashers. It's really easy, as long as you know where everything goes.
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Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

I hate that part
It's the cutlery that gets on me tits for some reason.

I suggest you invest in a whip and get a smal orphan boy to do it.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)

Come do mine now?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)

No you haven't, it's all still by the sink.
Get it sorted, woman.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

I never do any washing up whatsoever. I miss it.

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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

What do you do?
Eat the plates?
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Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)

Nah, she just eats live animals, face first,
because she's a fat fucking mentalist.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)

The servants will be offended if I wash the dishes.
They'll think they're not doing it properly.
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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)

Jeeves, the maid is offended by my actions - deal with her.
Don't worry, m'lady. I will put her on the barbeque with the gardener. How would you like them done? Medium-rare?
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Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

Jeeves? Oh goodness me, no!
Solomon.
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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)

I'm glad I have a dishwasher, I used to FUCKing hate scraping OFF FATTY stains on plates

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)

Much better.
7/10
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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)

Top work, here.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)

BZzzZZZzzZz

(bou bees, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)

GILGAMESH USE YOUR OWN ACCOUNT

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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

Do you just eat off the one yellowed, congealed plate,
and when you aren't eating, do you hold it out in front of you going BRUM BRRUMMM and pretend you're a bus?
(

Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

More or less. Yes.

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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)

That's proper decadence, that is.

(

Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

It's digusting depravity.

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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)

Something you, as a woman, on the internet, must specialise in.
Or so certain specialist leisure sites lead me to believe.
(

Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)

I dunno.

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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:14, archived)

I'm going away for a while to study the language of love.
.. German.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

Love poems in German sound like barked prison-camp orders

(

moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

And that's why to me it's the language of love
Spangolin's got the idea.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)

goodbye, Mr Mosely.

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)

when you say domesticated
like, taming animals? I'd say you're being suckered for a foool. GET A MAID for that shit.

hello lovely Oxford Comma
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

I used to get paid to do it.
So there.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

I do all the cleaning in my house
I like it
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Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

i hope you use ecover washing up liquid

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)

I used my own semen.

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Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)

I just made some washing up

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)

Look at the lovely glasses I'm getting next week :)
www.bootsopticians.com/bootsassets/products/fullsize/3449c-023312Ben%20Sherman%20sothend%20bs030%20char.jpg
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SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)

Gay

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)

My specs are called Jock
Apparently
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)

LOL £99 frame.
I think.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)

£85

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)

Bollocks.
Ah well, I'm jacking it in next week, what do I care?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)

Are you going to do something useful?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)

NO LOL!
I'm doing software development.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

get a proper job you hippy

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)

You can't oppress my freedom, maaaan.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

You'll still be an ugly dwarf
*pokes your face*
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moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)

And you're still a fat bummist
so which of us is the failure?
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SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)

Both of you.
DUH!
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

haha, glasses!
great stuff, really good posting there

glasses! hahaha!
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)

:D

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)

I can see unaided.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)

You utter bastard

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

You're going to look even gayer than normal

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)

You've never seen me!

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SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)

I've seen pictures...

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)

Should have gone to Specsavers.
We have your sort arrested.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)

The irony is
Even though they're all designerish and have 'BEN SHERMAN' written on it, no-one will know as it's written on the side that's PRESSED TO YER FACE.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)

That's like 10,000 spoons
when you're already on your no smoking break!
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)

I don't have a clue what you mean
But by golly do I agree with it.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)

so if you have glasses, you can adopt your mild-mannered alter-ego,
NormalMatt
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)

I had to buy my boy new glasses today
he broke his.

Thankfully the government pay most of it.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)

Most of it?
That doesn't sound right.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)

The frames he likes are more than the basic so I pay £20
they have no lower rims, he gets on better with those
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

Ah, I see.
The cheeky little git.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)

I've warned him if he breaks these he's getting the free ones

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)

he can use them
but he will get issued with a penalty notice every time he looks up.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)

:D

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

that D , for me means pleasure
now just let me get a good look at those couple of Cs you're hiding under that stern cable-knit sweater
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)

Holy fuck
I just realised I left my double Snickers in the work van. I'm not going back until next Monday. Bob is well going to eat it. Bastard.
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Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)

ooh they are nice.

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)

I knew you'd be the only person to say something nice

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SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)

I am lovely, that's why.

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

*tens*

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SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

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