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I'm Rob.
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue484/
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)

Oh god, I don't know which thread to care about the least.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)

epic plagarism!

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vladimir, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)

Theoban's got his interview now.
Have you ever massively screwed up a job interview?
Share your tales of stupidity.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:50, archived)

Not even at the interview stage
When I went for a job at Tesco as a teenager something mental came over me and when Tesco called me to offer me an interview, I denied being me... WTF??? Still, got the job after I changed my mind and decided I was me after all.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)

Fucking hell.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)

Near the Top
Any nerds online who can help with a router problem?
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WormuIus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)

I can try
Are we talking TCP/IP or MDF/Oak?
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)

Try turning it off and back on again

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)

Funny you should mention that.
When I turn it off then back on, for the first min or so after reconnecting it goes at it ususal, fast speed.

Then after say 1-2 mins it slows right down to a snails pace. I've checked my ping and it is showing in seconds...

Even refreshing b3ta means a long wait.
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WormuIus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)

do a wank up dee webs

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)

you've checked your ping?
What on earth does that mean? what are you pinging??

any other devices on your network that are starting up after the router is back online?
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)

I've checked my ping against standard websites that I normally go on
and servers that I play games on.
What else would I check my ping against?

There are other computers that connect to the network, mine is the only one which connects wirelessly, however, I have the same problem even when I plug mine in.
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WormuIus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)

you could be pinging your router, or google
is the router ping latency OK?

I would personally fire up wireshark and see what traffic is going in and out of your machine if you think that that's the only device experiencing any problems.

Alternatively, install Linux.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)

I just updated the firmware on the router.
It seems to be ok. Fingers Crossed.
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WormuIus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)

Its going slow again :(

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WormuIus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)

you do realise that these days, restarting your router more than absolutely necessary causes your provider to reduce your speed
as they think that maybe your line is faulty and can't cope?
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)

None of the other computers on the network are experiencing any speed reduction.

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WormuIus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)

Haz u chekd da IPeas?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)

What do you think you could bring to the company?
*blank look*
*pukes*
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)

EXCELLENT

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)

I had a gander at that setup beat puke tother day, I thought some of it was hilarious.
for example
alexcomex.tumblr.com/day/2011/06/10

I also like the sound effect WAGH
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)

I performed an abortion whilst playing the banjo.
KFC frown on such antics.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)

what should you have been playing then?
Washboard?
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=piss+up+a+trombone&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1052&bih=592&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)

SEXUALLY ACTIVE?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)

plu
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)

i pissed on an orchestra

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)

katy perry's follow up single was not as successful...or something..LOOKATMELOL
fuckthismoff
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)

https://sites.google.com/site/ipissedonanorchestra/system/app/pages/sitemap/list
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)

www.sites.google.com/site/ipissedonanorchestra/system/app/pages/sitemap/list
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=piss+up+a+trombone&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1052&bih=592&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)

"what kind of animal are you" and "what kind of drink would your friends buy you if they didn't have a chance to ask what you wanted"
a cat - lazy
dont know - completely indecisive and fails under pressure.
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)

however, interviewers who ask that kind of question are too immature to be making decisions about proper jobs, so it can't have been a proper job, and also massive coke-heads and spastics
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vladimir, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)

still, i would rather have a job than no job, so ehhh

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)

you're lucky you didn't get to the second round of interviews, that was a day-long group thing where you had to tell them what kind of biscuit you were and who would play you in a movie of your life and interact in a teamy kind of way with the other four hundred hopefuls, fuck that
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vladimir, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)

Human, duh.
Got no friends, duh.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)

It wasn't my fault.
The jobcentre sent me for an interview at some courier near where I lived. They told me 3. I turn up at 2.55 and the bloke says 'you should've been here at 2', I tried to argue but by that point he didn't really care, he interviewed me but I knew I didn't have a chance.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)

I'd say you were a raging ball of fury.
Even before you got there.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)

^This.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)

not really, but I once tried to get a job in a mental health facility
the nurse took me to a room that was a cafeteria and activities room, the caf ladies sectioned off the part I was in, the door was locked and I sat there for about an hour before someone came in to my section with a group of girls and I scared the piss out of them, apparently the doctor thought I'd left.
They took me to my interview. I didn't get the job.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)

I once didn't wear a tie because I was used to "smart casual" sales jobs.
The suits all round told me I was wrong.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)

I made exactly the opposite mistake at my last interview.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)

I always have the awkward bit before an interview
because i don't have a car, and go (went) everywhere on the motorbike of changing out of my leathers in to something respectable in a corner of the car park, because wearing nice clothes under the leathers just makes them creased and i look like a tramp.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)

Have you tried not looking like a tramp?

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)

you seen how much razors and soap cost?
fuck that. I'll spend mine on booze.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)

Yeah, but the ranting and furtive masturbation doesn't go down well at an interview.
Nor does trying to harrass the interviewer into buying last week's Big Issue off you.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)

I had 2 interviews
for 2 different restaurant chains. I did my research, and knew the parent companies and the names of directors and all the history. Went to the first interview and spent 10 minutes extolling the virtues of, and expressing my respect for the wrong one.
Didn't get that one.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)

There was one job I applied for years ago where all three of the interviewers were such utter cunts that I'd decided halfway through the interview that I didn't want the job.
So I started to deliberately fuck up my chances, the crunch came when I was asked how I'd resolve a potential dispute, firstly with a junior colleague and then with a senior colleague. I answered "Same way for both. Intimidation and violence."
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)

If you were a news story which news story would you be and why and that question to contestant number three please cilla.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)

I'd be this
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-13860891 I don't think I need to give any more detail.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)

fuck that
set it on fucking fire
I think that's only slightly less creepy than having your mind taken over by a mushroom
news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/03/pictures/110303-zombie-ants-fungus-new-species-fungi-bugs-science-brazil/
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)

i'll take this one
www.thisisnorthdevon.co.uk/Cemetery/story-12820428-detail/story.html
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)

can't be bothered to , no offence

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)

Zero holy woman we heard (4)
I'd stake nothing inside removed. (5)
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)

NONE
taken
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)

I found your twitter.
It had better be good.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)

i hardly ever use it these days, jeez tell me what you want to see.

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

Ah, you know, the usual stuff.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)

"You like minge!" spilled the pop starlet (5, 7)

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)

sarah harding

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)

Be 950? It sounds like you. (4)

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)

Danni Minogue.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)

Be 950? It sounds like you. (4)

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)

Hugh.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

filed pointlessly destroyed to descibe you (4)

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)

flid.

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)

Nice.
And the other two?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7224751
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vladimir, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)

I imagine Frisb** might be this one
If he lives in Alton.
2.bp.blogspot.com/_bTfLDYOdsRU/SWETt6PrM_I/AAAAAAAAAGw/zkkE_TT2HWk/s1600-h/Alton+attorney+accidentally+sues+himself.jpg
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)

Heh

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

EARTHQUAKE DESTROYS TOKYO

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)

~~EARTHQUAKE~~ GODZILLAAAAAAARGH
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

I'll be this one
feeling a little gassy after leftover curry breakfast.
worldsheadlinenews.com/?p=53
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)

Rumbled
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)

BOGIES OF FISH OIKL

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)

Bog Off

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)

I don't know what oikl means

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)

I have just found God
oikl.org/
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)

I just watched their "Basics of the game" video
And I still have no idea what happens in a game.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)

Lemme see..

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)

OK not them but this video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnGDMC1DftU
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)

So it's baseball but you kick a big ball instead of smacking a smaller one.
Makes sense, but the gameplay looks a little....special.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)

I think it's for mongs
Possibly flids
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)

Being a player of a simililary minor sport
I have absolutely no say in this matter.

They do look a little mongy though
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)

it means oil and then i had to minimise and then i had to answer the phone.

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)

Mongoloid

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)

Mongoloikld, shirley?

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)

That Sharapova tennis woman is very nice to look at
But she could do with shutting the fuck up
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)

Simona Halep
before the reduction.
*ahem*
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)

Crikey!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)

I'm just having a look at the tennis
now the F1 practice is over. She is a noisy bitch isn't she.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)

THIS.
a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/8334_274360695045_505750045_8743616_8283188_n.jpg
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)

Alright?
Won that NEXT competition yet?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)

I'm better than alright, I watched a tit in a chavved up Corsa crash into the back of a bin lorry this morning. Yourself?
Shite, completely forgot about that. Down to 5000 or so in it. I guess the public just isn't ready for muttonchops.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)

Haha.
Aye I'm alright. Bored as hell.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)

i'd be a news story about climate change, because babe, when you're with me things are gonna get hot fast

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Lightguy hail satan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)

and your lower regions will experience flooding

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Lightguy hail satan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)

WINALINGA WINWONG

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)

This one
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/11/25/article-1332945-0C3CD8FC000005DC-612_634x436.jpg
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)

a boring one
that nobody reads
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vladimir, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)

tl;dr

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)

violence and cakes

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)

finally got Force Unleashed 2
There goes my weekend. Well, about six hours of it anyway.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)

Lego Pirates of the Curried Beans for me.
I like it because I can play it with organ donor #1.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

I want that!! The next Harry Potter one comes out later in the year

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)

yeh
we already did batman, star wars, harry potter and indiana jones 2
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)

me too
Haven't done the clone wars one though
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)

right, I'm off
Give me a shout if you get bored tomorrow
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)

wildo
prolly be out though
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)

salright

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)

clone wars are even shitter than the prequels.
not interested ta.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)

never seen the show...just want the game

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)

i would probably not enjoy these games without an organ donor old enough to share them with.
but as it is we really enjoy them
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)

yes

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)

this of course
www.shoutingatco.ws/blog/2011/05/13/daily-sport-brides-och-aye-the-poo/

THIS IS NEWS!
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:50, archived)

NO. NOTICE ME.
LA LA LA LA L ALALALALALALAL
LALALALA
LALALALALAAL WOOO WOO WOOO WOOO
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)

OH HEY THERE BM HOWS IT GOING
ANY EXCITING WEEKENDERLY PLANS?
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)

i bet frisb** adam would spend £2.50 on a frubob willingly.

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)

...Frubob?

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:45, archived)

water-based fruit drink made with puree, concentrate and natural flavour.
with chunks.
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)

Fair enough.
Not my kind of thing though, sorry.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)

NO.
I might go round a whole fuck load of charity shops on Saturday for another suit.
I also look forward to receiving some brogues from the ebay at some point.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:45, archived)

Out of the impressive 'stuff I have to do' list I made myself earlier
I can now strike off "Eat a Burrito"

Hello hi and welcome, tell me how you're not achieving your goals today.
Pre-emptive 'fuck off' to Baldmonkey
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)

I'm here

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)

Excellent achieving-of-goals there, Blue Star

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)

spreadsheets are everso dull and support calls are at least varied.

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)

Shut the fuck up.
Spreadsheets are brilliant.
I made one once where I used conditional cell formatting to change a big face on the screen's expression depending on what mood you typed in A1.
And one to randomly generate a cowboy wanted poster that suits the individual based on a series of yes no questions.
Watch your face.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)

sorry i meant to say "these spreadsheets"
it's data entry. i print off a report from the computer and then enter it into the computer.
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)

This is a good use of time.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)

i'm drinking a frubob.
thoughts?
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)

Stop making up words.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)

it's the brand name.
yesterday i got told to use brand names when mentioning products.
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)

no newsletter yet? :(

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)

it's a fruit lumpy.

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)

It's fruit juice
why is their website such a wanky piece of shit if it's fruit juice.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)

with lumps.

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)

actually it's "filtered water, banana puree (23%), apple juice concentrate, strawberry pieces (8%), anthocyanin, cellulose, natural flavour"

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)

what is the natural flavour?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)

it doesn't say, and it doesn't even say the % of natural flavour it has.

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)

I'm willing to bet that's where the overpowering stench of faeces is coming from

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)

it's because, duhh, they are trying to sell fruit juice for an extortionate price, so are selling you a brand.

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)

will you ask them to fuck off for me

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)

nah it's alright, i'll just continue drinking it, since i got it for free.

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)

back to sleep...

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)

would like this.

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)

i'm quite literally living the dream

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)

Hoe applied around Mortal Wombat (10)

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)

improvement has 11 letters :(

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)

"I wish I was rich."

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)

"i would like 5 grand right about now"

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)

"£300,000 would be nice."

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)

"send us 500 quid"

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)

im not very ambitious :(

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)

I want a fancy new desk for a very very fancy new computer with a 58" full HD LCD 3D TV plumbed in as well as a nice normal monitor.
A new house with an attic to put it in.
Soundproofing for the attic.
A very fancy DAW/external soundcard type of thing to hook up to the computer.
An expensive microphone or five, stand, sound shield, guitars, bass guitars, a whole fuck load of effects pedals, loopers and the like, super electric piano, all kinds of korg gadgetry, an electric drum kit with midi capability, a decent vocoder, some decent software.
And a toy accordian.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)

i want some savings and a car.

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)

I'm eating a cheese and onion roll with ham cheese onion lettuce and pickle
a choniorohachoniolepickle roll
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)

two cheeses and two onions wtf? DO YOU CALL THIS THE FUTURE?

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)

I'm making a cottage pie
My thoughts are serene.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)

my new favourite dish is egg fried rice.
i have a regular supply of eggs and you can cook a big batch of rice ready to be fried then fry it up quickly as necessary.

and i am guessing any spare cooked plain rice can be given to the chickens to get eggs.
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)

Careful with the rice
Reheated rice can harbour very nasties.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)

ok then i wont do that, i havent yet anyway.
FAIR ENOUGH.
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:55, archived)

Do it, you div
But do it properly
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)

NO BAD NO.

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

No ambition
That's your problem
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

Fuck off.
It sounds like Midge belongs to you (3)
A tool? Alan has a point. (3)
Happy in Worthing? Aye! (3)
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)

Setup Beat Puke better be in the newsletter this week or I'll murder everyone here.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)

Is it Friday?
i think you should tweet this threat to Rob. Can't imagine threats over a public network going wrong.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)

I'm glad I've never been mentally ill and done something like that.
I've lost 6lbs in 5 days.
Turns out I've not been eating enough to diet properly though. I've been having 1200 calories a day when I need about 1600. Otherwise your body goes into a sort of "starvation mode" where it stores more fat than ever and starts eating itself instead.
Which is nice, because now I can have a coupple of chocolate biscuits.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)

have chocolate hobnobs
dipped in tea. King of the Snacks. You got in to your suit yet? you sexy pimp?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)

Not even close.
As I tried to pull the trousers up the other day, my boxers rode up and the zip managed to pinch one of my balls, though.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)

I believe in you
Go for a run you big fat shit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)

I am not ever going running.
I prefer to set off earlier.
The new offices we are moving to next week have an on site gym, though. I'm thinking of using the cycling machine for half an hour each day before I go home.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)

Get some sexy skin tight cycling shorts.
I assume it's law becuase they all seem to wear them.
also, here is some motivation, don't be like this 2.bp.blogspot.com/-hi44I9UHkMs/TVgbjjN13_I/AAAAAAAACCE/P-dfS7nBqqE/s640/fat+gym.jpg
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)

Kinell.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)

hahaha this is the sort of bollocks fat people love to believe

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)

everyone in portsmouth or everyone on /talk?
TWOHATS AND MANOLITH, EITHER WAY, MOVE FAST
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)

Everyone on this planet you call "Earth".

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)

LOL YOU PRETENDZ 2 B AN ALIAN!!!!!!
ROFL WAKI!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)

Who'd win in a fight ALF or ET?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)

Metal Mickey.
LOL WAKI KWESTYON WAKI ARNSIR!!!!! LOLOLOL ROFL!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)

Prick.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)

Xtro

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)

Howard the Duck

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)

*Gush about for comforting embraces(4)*

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)

hugs

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)

Headless eyes give affirmation (3)

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

yes

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

Yes.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

we should do a cryptic crossword of talk regulars, past and present
or not
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)

you do it and i'll sort of glaze over trying to remember more than 5 /talkers

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)

yeah, i dont care about any of this

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)

Inside an Auschwitz camp, Rick cops the needle (5)

Back on for what sounds like a wooden barrier? A slight absence. (2,7)
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)

1. Ure

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)

Awl Gay ?

(57841, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)

Ure tern.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)

:D

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)

2: Key

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)

How the fuck do you make that out you fucking stereotypical retard? (2)

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)

alan key. it's a tool. and keys are points. or something.

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)

Oh yeah.
I was thinking KY with E for east in it. But I never mentioned lubrication.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)

MW

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

No.
It was "No".
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)

I might get another tattoo

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)

My portrait on your face is an excellent idea.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)

~~portrait~~ ball pus
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)

That's enough of that.
It's Friday boys and girls. Gotta get down on Friday. What are your plans for this Friday? Mine are mainly to skive, drink tea and daydream. Pretty much like every day I guess...
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

I'm not sure what I'm doing, as my plans for this evening got cancelled.
Though I will pop over to my parents' house this afternoon, to water some plants. ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)

i'm going to go home soon and try playing team fortress 2 now that it's free
shall we talk about that, sis? i know how you love videogames so
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

OH i might play child of eden
havent had a chance yet
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

or i might try to finish eternal sonata.

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

hey yeah, spending hours killing rats DOES sound like fun :P

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

its not just that, you get 15 minutes cut scenes too where they give you slides of vienna accompanied by chopin's life story...

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:52, archived)

No.
How about shut up?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

not played that
is it a puzzle game?
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

Basketball
www.mobygames.com/game/barkley-shut-up-and-jam
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

of course! doy

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

im going in 5 minutes to get all the remaining stuff out of my car before they scrap it
then i have some spreadsheets to update, convert to pdf and send out, whilst answering the phone to muppets.

then i'll go home and drink wine.
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

I might drink wine later.
Or gin. Or beer. Or all three.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

invent a new cocktail
the blue star - 4 pints of beer, a bottle of red and a bottle of gin. mixed in a bucket. add lime to taste
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)

There's already a cocktail called the Blue Star
There's a picture of its ingredients on my bookface somewhere.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)

this one?
www.barnonedrinks.com/drinks/b/blue-star-732.html
my one sounds better
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)

alcohol and tobacco sites are BANNED here

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)

copy paste
Blue Star
Drink Type: Cocktail - B
Ingredients
1 oz. Gin
1 oz. Blue Curacao
1/2 oz. Lillet
1/2 oz. Orange Juice
Instructions
Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)

LILITH!

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)

There's a Blue Star beer as well
img.ly/5oPN
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)

:(

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)

i assume it's not this kind of lillet
www.tudor-rose.com/images/brands/lil_lets/lil_lets.gif
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)

I'm going to have an interview this afternoon
Followed by some computer games this evening. Terrarararararrria got patched and I am enjoying that game a lot so I shall play it, and I'm tempted to get back into TF2 because there are updates coming. I know this is exciting news for all of you.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

Terrarararararrria is a brilliant name and i sincerely hope that is how it is spelt.

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

It's only Terraria, sorry
Just when I start spelling it I can't stop
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

noooooooooo my dreams

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

Trampled beneath my cloven feet, sorry binkumps

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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)

thought that said clown feet at first
doot doot doodle oodle oot doot doo doo
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)

I'm wearing clown trousers
The hula hoop makes a great belt
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)

*pies you in the face*
oh theo, don't eat it
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)

I already et the whitewash AND the bucket

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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)

What's the job?

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

Forum rep
There's loads of us going for it, and there's about four of us with previous experience, so competition is tough.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

Dunno yet.
I'm back on in the morning so I probably won't be out BOOZING tonight.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)

Why waste a hangover on a day off? take it to work.
Only if you're job isn't important like flying planes or stopping nuclear war.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)

What makes you think that I DON'T do those?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

you've got a beard
no one trusts men with beards.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)

Bollocks. If that's true how come that utter cunt Noel Edmonds is still on the telly.
Also: EVERYBODY loves Castro.
And Ozombie Bin Laden.
And ME.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)

Also: BEARDIES! I declare Windy Pig to be an ENEMY OF THE BEARD!
AND HE MUST BE DESTROYED!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)

My moustache is gonna kick your beards arse on to the back of your head.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)

HAH! It all comes out now.
Only UNTRUSTWORTHY types wear moustaches.
Stalin!
Hitler!
TERRY THOMAS!
Your sneaky plan to usurp the air of RIGHTEOUS trustworthiness that the noble beard gives has BACKFIRED!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)

Stuj is right, moustaches are very very sinister

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)

The Three Musketeers

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:52, archived)

Fu Man Chu.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)

Two of them had beards.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)

Yes The LOVELY Ess Ess Ess.
As a reward for being RIGHT here is some pandering.
*Panders*
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)

Wrong
Charlie Chaplin, Tom Selleck, Hulk Hogan.
all famous for being awesome. You get Rasputin, and that Karl Marx, filthy pinko commie.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)

and lenin
and Italo Balbo. all communists.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)

ROBINSON CRUSOE!

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)

Are you calling MR T a pinko commie?
YET MORE PROOF OF SINISTER MOUSTACHEISM!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)

Charlie Chaplin was Hitler in disguise.
Tom Selleck is vaguely acceptable but VERY VERY smug.
Hulk Hogan is just some cross dressing gayer.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)

i have to do very little this weekend as i'm basically broke
dawned on me earlier that i'm not sure i have enough cash to get to work next week. oops!
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

How did you manage that
you spastic?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)

i'm just rubbish at keeping on top of my financial situation. i don't budget or keep an eye on my balance
it's been an expensive month and now i'm screwed

i need to sort my shit out, pronto
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)

pr t
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)

well, quite

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)

Never mind, after we've evacuated Windy Pig to the East you can have your pick of his property to sell.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)

i failed to get my kids any olympic tickets, bad parent, all that appears to be left is boxing or some football, nothing in the stadium, what do i chose?
'll be off home at 330, then few beers and bed, ready for work tomorrow
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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)

We're hosting some football up here.
Bring the little smashers up here. We've got a park and EVERYTHING.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)

there is 22 pages of events in the olympic park, and not one ticket left, thanks for the offer but look..
Thursday
09 August 2012
13:00-15:00 Football

Women's Bronze Medal Match

Session Code: FB039 City of Coventry Stadium, Coventry £60.00 - A
£45.00 - B
£30.00 - C

that's the highlight
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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)

City of Coventry Stadium my hole.
That's a shit name. It's the Ricoh and yes I know that it can't be that because of the sponsorship or advertising or whatever but they could've come up with something better than THAT
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)

looks like i can get a few tickets for some stuff, do you think i should get tickets that involve the medals being given out in shit sports or a good sport but no medals? dunno what the kids would enjoy more

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)

Jeez I don't know
medals are quite exciting but then if its just for that that'd be a bit shit...

/lolpinion
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)

turns out there is fuck all left there either, oh well, i'll try on the next dribble of tickets, if not i'll just take the kids mugging tourists next year

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)

Finish these damn AP1s
Do a First Registration of a property
Complete a Section 8 Child Order
Shout at other solicitors for being unfeasably shitter than me
Eat Burrito
Finish organising travel and hotel arrangements for 9 people
Clean car
Fill with petrol
Buy food and instant icepacks
DVD
Bed at 10, because I'm up at 5 tomorrow D:
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)

What DVD?
This is important.

Also why up at 5?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)

I don't know, something brain-disengagey I hope
I've got to be at nottingham for the 0945 warmup, but I've got to go up to liverpool to pick up 4 players, so it's Chester - Liverpool - Nottingham: 3 hours :(
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

Janet Alyia's Frizkini Frolics 2.
AICMFP
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)

Janet wears a bikini with pictures of Friz on it?
SHOCKING NEWS
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)

She does now.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)

Staying at my brothers so off out for family drinks tonight
Good to see my Dad. Today however is boring as my Xbox is in storage. Sad. However, have discovered a website of point and click adventures to stop me going mental. Also bargain hunt is on.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)

HOLY SHIT BARGAIN HUNT.
Shoulda been cancelled when Dickinson left.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)

~~holy~~
~~when Dickinson left~~
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)

I might take Office Ukulele home for the weekend to practice (much to the chagrin of Mrs Hed)
otherwise it'll be a weekend of chillin', never 'illin
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)

I wanted a ukulele for my birthday.
I ended up with a mandolin. I've had it since May and I still can't play bastard Maggie fucking May.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)

You should get one - ours was only a £20 job from the local music shop
but it sounds lovely. I still love the fact that because there are only four strings and a small fretboard that just playing holding down three random strings seems to produce a good sounding chord of some description.

I can play the intro to Californication and Smells Like Teen Spirit already :D
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)

I'm going to moan a bit, eat a jacket potato, and try to decide when to book my holiday.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)

Off to the cricket a bit later
until then I'm watching Colbert and Daily show and Sopranos while my kids are at Drayton Manor.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)

All hail king Neptune!
I've decided that today is going to be a good day for things! I will endeavour to be a positive role model and an achiever of stuff!

How shall your magnificence benfit the world today?
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)

Dude, I'm just me
No more needed.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

Actually no
I'm going to buy a fucking big wok
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)

The Big Book Of Internet Stir Fries
Wok and LOL.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)

I don't care what people say
Wok and LOL are here to stay
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)

Yeah, yeah
it's only WOK and LOL, but i like it
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)

Sweet little Wok and LOL-er

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)

I Wanna WOK and LOL all Night

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)

I love WOK and LOL
so put a little dime in the jukebox, baby
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)

WOK and LO-OL (hey!) WOK and LOL

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)

Something about Mortal Wombat

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)

Wok And LOL Children.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)

YES

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)

we built this city on wok and lol

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)

WOK and LOL ain't noise pollution

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)

toniiiiiiight, i'm a wok and lol star

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)

When there was hunger and the web was king and ruled the idiots
When there was growling of the bellies almost deafening

Out of the internets, Salivation!
Noodles and meat and sauce
It 'twas the Wok & Lol creation
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)

brilliant
I saw them at Wembley...they were spectacular
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)

i saw them at glastonbury.

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)

cool
God, I love Tap.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)

~~tap~~ Cock

soz.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)

no apology necessary, I do love it

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)

one pair in the crowd had an awesome replica tiny stonehenge thing
much better than their actual set there.
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)

But did they have a dancing pet midget binks?
Did they?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)

YES well i thought so i dunno it seems like ages ago maybe i was drunk

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

HURRAH!
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

Long Live Wok And LOL

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)

I'm going to Asda to buy more jeans
ALL of mine have torn in an unfortunate place, I don't even have any jeans left to walk to Asda with.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)

Probably because I buy my jeans from Asda

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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)

They all tore in Dundee?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)

I used to spend a fair bit of time in Dundee
It is a terrible place
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)

I've spent aproximately 14 hours there.
That was enough.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)

i was there for a whole weekend!

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:53, archived)

Walk to Asda with your torn jeans.
Make a statement with your flaccid cock trying for freedom through the unfortunately placed hole.

Shit in one of the freezers.
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gone, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)

I've just noticed my jeans have an unfortunately placed hole brewing as well.

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gone, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)

I might kill the idiot I work with.
She's a fucking retard and today she's a fucking retard in a bad mood. I on the other hand am feeling positively chipper. Hooray for me!
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)

Whoopie cushion
no one can be grumpy when one of those is secreted under the cushion on their chair.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)

ditto wearing a sombrero

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)

I'm not wearing trousers
therefore not making a pair of trousers dirty, so saving the planet by not doing excess washing and wasting valuable resources. Are you wearing trousers? you planet killing bastard?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)

I'm wearing my superman lounge pants
very comfortable and because they've got superman on them they're bound to be environmentally friendly. Stands to reason.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)

might get
this
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)

I'm captain Planet
photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2323/4/4/777570407/n777570407_5655417_8029.jpg
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)

yikes!

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)

try this guy
costumefail.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/captain-planet-04.jpg
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)

haha awesome
I totally support these people, as they're having a great time with like-minded people and no one gets hurt. But fuck me, some of them are WEIRD.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)

I watched a documentary about a furry convention
i had a shower afterwards.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)

Yeah wanking that much gets messy

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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)

*yiffs*

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)

Doooohhhhhhh
walked into that one
DAMN YOU THEOBAAAANNNN! *shakes fist i anger*
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)

~~shakes~~ humps
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)

my cat's just joined a skinnies club, he gets all dressed up as a human in his flesh suit and goes off pretending to be a skinnie with his friends, I mean I don't mind, but it's a bit weird
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vladimir, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)

I had a really good night's sleep and I'm feeling pretty good today
Since I'm the main character in the sitcom that is my workplace, everyone will be happy as a result.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)

with lolarious results?

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)

EVERYTHING is always lolarious

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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)

so if SBP isn't in the newsletter this week
what are you going to set fire to first? I'm going to throw a lit box of matches at QOTW and see if it takes.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)

I'm going to set fire to myself, Vietnamese monk style
And film it all for a super special Sunday edition of SBP
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)

I was working until 03:30 and came into work at 09:00
This is going to be "That episode were vmos drinks too much tea and gets cranky"
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)

You'll end up shouting at someone then feeling bad, and then you'll learn a life lesson and there'll be morals

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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

can we have a hilarious slap stick moment
with swivel chairs and pretty secretary that finally pushes him over the edge? i fucking LOVE those.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)

I'm sure that can be arranged
How about a slight misunderstanding with a local tv "celebrity" that blows up out of all proportion?
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)

perfect
carry on.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)

By bringing the World The HOLY GOLDEN BUM OF DING.
SLIGHTLY NSFW
www.scaryideas.com/content/390/

Does it still work? Only it's blocked by my webfilter these days.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)

oh my!
*monocle asplodes, killing 4*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)

"5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth" has arrived in the post

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)

I like the sound of that.
Smart arsed dolphins, giving it all that
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)

www.amazon.co.uk/Reasons-Punch-Dolphin-Useful-Guides/dp/1449401163/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1308908106&sr=8-1
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)

i thought it sounded a bit oatmeal-y

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)

I should take SBP in an Oatmeal direction
Setup, Beat, BUY THIS STRIP AS A POSTER, BUY IT ON A MUG, DO YOU WANT A T-SHIRT? POSTER! POSTER! POSTER!, Puke
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)

I want a SBP t-shirt and mug please

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)

You can't have them

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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)

what about a ballpoint pen with a comic down the side?

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)

When you hold the pen upright puke pours down the side

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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)

see? it's a great idea

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)

Pfft
From t'other night on /links.

animalsbeingdicks.com/post/6441431977/dolphin-punch
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)

Ouch haha

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)

Bah Humbug!

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)

Cool, The AWESOME Postal-san. I like humbugs.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)

i shall be doing fuck all

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mongychops, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)

you work too hard
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vladimir, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)

You bring us bivvy and fishing The LOVELY mongy.
That is HARDLY fuck all.
*Awards ACE and HUMBLE Medal*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)

I have a candle!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:53, archived)

Fire! Sparkly O_O

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)

Blow me.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)

Can I eat your discharge?

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)

So...
Thats a no then...
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)

perhaps if you'd said please..

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)

i see a black moon rising

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)

robert mapplethorpe (November 4, 1946 – March 9, 1989)

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d d, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)

He should pull his trousers up

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)

Should I tell you about my life?
They say I'm a Manolith of the world
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)

two (two) hats (hats) are better than one
it's double the pleasure, babe
it's triple the fun
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

nelson?

(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

yup
you're right on two counts there
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

whos this with the whatnow?

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)

it's a song by a band called nelson
it was in one of the bill and ted films
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)

is it being rude

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)

cheers, it was bugging me where I'd heard it!

(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)

Apparently they were called "power tool" on that particular track.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelson_%28band%29#Band_history
Fairly apt.
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Zuowan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)

i was nearly called nelson nelson

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)

YES

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)

RAWK

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

burn motherfucker
let the motherfucker burn
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)

Its in the bible.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

Fuck off back to QOTW.
/ac
~~QOTW~~ /board.
HAPPY CANDLEDAY LURKER!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)

I don't go on the talkboard much because....
...I find the people here very unfriendly.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)

What?
Us? No, that's just a kind of an "in joke" that we do.
Tell us all about yourself.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

What? GET. TO. FUCK.
We're fucking LOVELY here. Even the flailing spastic shitcunt mong autisms over on QOTW say so.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

I know what's happening here, stuj.
He probably came here that one time that someone was mean.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)

Being mean on the internet should be illegal.
We may hurt someones feelings.
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:11, archived)

It was a terrible day. Sometimes, when I'm standing on a clifftop at sunset, in the wind, I think of it, and a tear comes to my eye.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)

TERRIBLE BULLYING OF NIKON BLOKE!
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

Binky probably.
Yes.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)

she's such a tearaway

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

Yeah The LOVELY Beardo.
It's true.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)

HI GUYS

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)

EEP!
*Emergency pandering*
'Ning LOVELIEST EVER Binkybinkybinky.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)

that's better i guess, alright, so what's going on here?

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

Nothing, binky.
Nothing, honestly.
Oh God, please don't hurt us.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)

OH ER HEY THERE
we were just talking about... um, how nice you are. yeah that's it
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

BINKY IS GREAT I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE BEING MEAN TO HER

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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

I heard she stole ALL baldmonkey's Haribos and punched him in the face til he cried.
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)

And then she refused to give him her insurance details.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

i spoke to the loveliest insurance chappy yesterday
he was sympathetic and friendly and northern and very reassuring. first nice callcentre monkey in 4 calls this week.
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)

When i first got here
Binky was so lovely i nearly cried.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

BINKY IS THE LOVELIEST PERSON ON THIS WEBSITE

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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)

AW MAAAN that's sweet

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)

yayyy theobanbanban

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

Sorry Miss oh god

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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)

totally assumed it was stuj posting this

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)

I got rid of my beard today, I'm no longer a stujalike

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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)

your nude chin offends me
cover it up
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)

But interview! I didn't want to look like a homeless anymore

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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)

wear a bandana over your face then, like a cowboy
unless you're applying to be a builder or plumber
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)

Too late boss, it's already done
The blade has been set to the throat and cleansed of wayward hairs
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)

Bumchin?
Makes old ladies faint in horror.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)

he moons people with his face

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)

Moonface?
cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/moonface02_the_faraway_tree_blyton.jpg
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)

looks even weirder than I remember it being

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)

It's how i imagine Mortal Wombats dreams look like.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

I have a bumchin
and it's SENSATIONAL
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)

Twohats?
Twochins more like.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)

AHA!
I got rid of almost ALL my hair and MOST of my beard ~~yesterday~~ Wednesday the LOVELY Dopplegangerban.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)

*chokes on tea*
what?!

...ouch
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

yeah manolith!
You're such a cunt, you scare away all the new blood.
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jenpots, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

but... but...
:(
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)

Bad manolith!
I'm surprised you haven't been banned yet. You're such a bad man.
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jenpots, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

The LOVELY DEADLY Jenpots!
*Panders*
'Ning you BULLY you.
B L
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

Hi super stuj
How is your day panning out for you?
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jenpots, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

Pretty good ta.
I'm just off OUTSIDE for a bit now to play with my instruments.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

you're a one man band now?

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)

He just smacks the keys of the piano with an oboe

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)

with his pink oboe, i've heard

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)

I've just been over to /Links
And they have videos of midget exploitation. You think we're the monsters.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

Baldmonkey is scared of the midgets
I on the other hand find them deeply erotic
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)

If you like elephants and aeroplanes too
then you're i for a treat. Otherwise, it's not great.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)

yes...that was disappointing

(

Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)

Sorry Hats²
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)

reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=klS92A8YzfY
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)

When I went to links and posted my AWESOME BEST WEBCOMIC EVER they didn't like it
I had to rely on people from here pressing the like button, sad times Windy Pops
(

Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)

See, and this guy thinks we're mean
they are horrible about the best comic in the world because they are jealous.
(

Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

I cried for six weeks solid after that

(

Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)

seriously
S,B,P needs to be in the newsletter

i'm gazzing rob
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)

I did submit it, it must just not have made the cut
My life's work has been judged and found wanting
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)

he can't deny us forever!

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)

on second thoughts, i tweeted him instead

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)

Well done!

(

Zuowan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)

huzzah!
I LOVE YOU!
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)

slut

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

I WISH.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)

I'm a slut in spirit

(

Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)

U duz good vids
So has a happy candleday.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)

Right I'm gonna get tea or coffee, brb

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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)

Don't bother, I already have some.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

Hey I got some coffee
There was some in a pot, yeah.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)

I have a bumhole!

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)

you're such a liar

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)

I have so!

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

baldmonkey told me he sewed it up when you weren't looking

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

hmm...I'm going to check this
*asks Jeeves*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

Candles are dangerous
they can set fire to curtains. I'm sure if you hang on long enough one of those internet liars next door will write a LOLarious story involving candles and wanking and fire and curtains. Might even be drugs in it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:11, archived)

There is a bloke on the telly who is robbing travel agents.
I wonder how many holidays he can fit under his coat.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)

I have had 2 mahooosive cups of coffee.

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jenpots, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)

Hello Jenpots, how are you today?
I was watching this pornography the other day called The Apprentice, it's about a group of buisness men and women who compete for a chance to have a buisness with Alan Sugar and each week someone gets chucked out. It was well raunchy, all french this week if you know what I mean.

I was just wondering if you've seen it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

No.
I haven't.
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jenpots, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)

fuck you, I'm bored

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)

no, you're two hats.
Silly two hats, forgetting his name.
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jenpots, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)

*checks label in underpants*

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)

yes, your name is Calvin Classics

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)

Is he going to the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance with his mum?

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)

do you ever watch homestar runner?
i loved that their prom had an 'entrapment all up on the moon' dance
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)

Yes I watched* homestar runner
I have a Strong Bad t-shirt, Trogdor hoodie, The Cheat plush, SBCG4AP on the PC and The Cheat t-shirt for Mrs Eddache to prove it.

*I say watched, not much new stuff for a long time
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)

nice one

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

ha
that's Georgio Georgio if you don't mind

or Tommy Hellfighter
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)

*yawns* Morning

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

your grace
*bows*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)

*shuffles papers and adjusts wig*
Alright, let's get this show on the road.
What's the order of business for today, Mr Hats?
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)

You're cross dressing now?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)

*raises one eyebrow in disdain*

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)

~~eyebrow~~ cup size
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)

I, er...have to say this is making my morning's lawyering interesting

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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)

Now I may not be a big city lawyer
*thumbs under braces*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)

Doesn't that hurt your teeth?

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)

not as much as when someone drives over my bridge

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)

OBJECTION!
move to strike
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)

Is that a real thing? I think I heard it once, I have no idea

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)

It is, but I think it's an americanism
When the comment/point being put across is irrelevant to the matter at hand, the application is made to remove that and the judge then tells the jury to disregard it.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)

SWEET

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)

Sustained
Mr Pig, your opening statements if you please...
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)

You're wearing a wig you great pansy.
Prosecution rests.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)

I'm going to allow this

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

Hey, you know what I was thinking?
If OT was a palindrome it would be "pity tip".
Am I right? LOL! I know, yeah!
So what about the other boards?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)

Its also the same forward and backward, like sex!

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)

yeah, what ABOUT the other boards?

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)

fuck 'em

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)

Or just say they are shit and go there to comment anyway!

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)

smoke weed Incorporated

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d d, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)

Drugs are bad, mmmkay

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)

They're all still there.

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Zuowan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)

We don't like their sort round here The AWESOME Bee Emm.
'Ning.
*Manders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)

Good fucking morning
And what a lovely morning it is too. Sunny, payday, celebration champagne afoot later. Splendid. Hello.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:48, archived)

Champagne?
Special occasion or just payday.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:50, archived)

Both
The girl passed her finals and got offered a job, a bit of fizzy pop at tea time is in order. Her mum is in France so there's more for us. HURRAH.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:54, archived)

Oh, spotted that earlier.
Yes, that does justify the gojuice. Are you inviting the Chef?
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:55, archived)

I think he's working
She's got summat she wants to talk about by the sounds of it too. I hope she's getting married & fucking off to leave me & her mum alone.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:00, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I've got one in America (Louisville Kentucky) who has flown the coop, one in Pattaya working for an American Oilfield Equipment company and one still at home and studying. You may actually be physically alone but the wallet remains as open as it ever was!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:10, archived)

Fuck that, she's got a law degree now
She's our meal ticket
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:18, archived)

Supermodel girlfriend
b3ta.com/questions/bedroomdisasters/post1253696
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:56, archived)

So many lies
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:02, archived)

On the internet!

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:09, archived)

oh man that's not how you spell flaccid

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:44, archived)

Yeah, but what would you know badge?
You're a virgin. Some blue namer said so, so it must be true.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:32, archived)

Wait, if we're all virgin schoolboys does that mean I've got to do O level Maths again?
Aww man, say it ain't so.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:35, archived)

That would be a SHIT/WOOHOO moment
SHIT exams and being at school
WOOHOO might not fuck it all up this time
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)

I would though.
I only just scraped a C when I was actually learning it. I wouldn't have a prayer these days.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

i peaked at school.
if i could pick a time to start over it would be when i was looking at careers/degrees, aged about 17.
my school had shit careers advice.
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

Mine too.
I got into an argument with my "senior tutor" who wrote that I was "often absent and rarely hands in homework" on my UCAS form so that my first 5 university choices turned me down.
I should go back to that sixth form college and shit in his petrol tank.
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Zuowan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)

and MASSIVE DRUGS

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE GIRL

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:42, archived)

Hurrah!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:57, archived)

hi.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:04, archived)

Yes

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:06, archived)

Alright.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:11, archived)

Yeah it's all cool
Been at work since 450 but there's nothing for me to do other than listen to my racist colleagues tailor their anecdotes so I don't have to tell them to moderate their language.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:21, archived)

I'll bet they're black.
They are, aren't they?
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:39, archived)

Worst kind of racists
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:42, archived)

sunny, payday, no car, may ge enough money to buy a new old car next week i hope...

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:42, archived)

Do you NEED a car?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:48, archived)

i am coping in the short term because i am getting lifts from my boyfriend. i can't get to work using public transport.
my boyfriend is driving me a 15 mile trip out of his way to get me to work. i can't get to the shops or to my parents. i could live without a car by relying heavily on him. it wouldn't be fair or handy when his car is broken. i 90% need a car.
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:31, archived)

Get a go-kart
Then every morning will be like a game of Mario Kart
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:33, archived)

that's what my polo was like

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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:44, archived)

Space hopper

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:35, archived)

It's payday here too
Raining out
Shaved me beard off
Interview later
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:51, archived)

Oh man, it's all gone tits up
Bloke says he got a bomb on a Leeds bound train. Could get messy.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:57, archived)

Fuck
You hold on man, you HOLD ON, KEEP FUCKING CALM
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:01, archived)

I'm 25 miles away
No worries
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:03, archived)

Depends how big the bomb is

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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:11, archived)

Says he's got it under his coat

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:16, archived)

Probably just a mental
Bop him on the head and chuck him in the sleeper
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Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:18, archived)

I agree
The best he can look forward to is a good tazering.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:21, archived)

Speeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddd
Is Keanu Reeves on board? Is Sandra Bullock getting up the dirt box in the second class carriage?
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:06, archived)

They've got it on the internal information thing as "disruptive passenger"!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:08, archived)

Fits Dennis Hopper to a T
If he were alive that is.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:09, archived)

I agree
It's payday for me too AND I'm fucking off for a boozy night away with the mister tonight too
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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:55, archived)

I bet you get all messed up and do mucky bum sex
Hello
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:59, archived)

Probably.
But not in the bum.
Hello.
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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:10, archived)

You say that now
I've seen you after a sniff of the barmaids apron. Messy.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:13, archived)

Anyway, will you be in on Saturday Morning, we have to call through Skipton at about 11am so I might drop your rock off.

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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:16, archived)

Working :(
Finish about half twelve
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:18, archived)

bummers, text me your address and I'll post it through the letter box thingy/

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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:21, archived)

THANKS!

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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:24, archived)

HURRAH!
Also my Sonisphere tickets have arrived. YAY!
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:15, archived)

RAWK!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:19, archived)

RAWK ROYALTY The LOVELY Bogus.
No tent for me, I'm hotelling it.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:25, archived)

Top poshing

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:26, archived)

Morning
Weather looks smashing, might take breakfast out in the garden.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:31, archived)

I was looking at my Download photos last night.
In the ones I took of GWAR the rain is clearer than the band.
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:34, archived)

I've got a few of Gwar i think
but i think the problem may be the same. Also, I'm kind of on the official Download website photos.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)

I got a very nice one of Doris Yeh's arse.
And of the the fat bloke from Bowling For Soup dildoing the giant blow up sheep to death.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:44, archived)

I missed bowling for soup
I was very much a pussy on Sunday. Only ventured out in the rain for Gwar, then when the rain stopped for Cult and Rob Zombie.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

I was there from about 11am to roughly half 5.
I gave up and made the difficult decision to not stay to see Disturbed in order to go back to the hotel and have a hot bath and change into dry clothes. Got back to the site in time to see Rob Zombie though.
:D
The low point was realising that I'd spent the best part of half an hour queueing for a hot chocolate just to spend five fucking minutes out of the rain. I missed ALL of Turisas' set just fucking queueing.
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)

We could hear the main stage from the disabled camp site
which made it easier to hide and drink.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)

I could hear them, but wasn't down the front Vikinging it up.
Mind, them doing a Boney M song was just fucking lame. They didn't even metal it up, just a straight cover like a bunch of gaymo disco pansies.
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:11, archived)

Don't worry Stuj
you're off to see the big four, they'll make up for the pansy bumholing. I'm very jealous.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

I might not bother seeing Suethefansica though. More time to spend drinking in the Rock Royalty Ghetto.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

Hurrah for al fresco curry!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:34, archived)

you laugh
but I've got left over curry for lunch, i could always bump it up to breakfast.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)

Scoff it!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:42, archived)

Hello.
I'm less spazzy than yesterday. Sick of Glastonbury though. The Tarquins and Freyas can go and fuck themselves in the mud.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:42, archived)

What's that disease you get off cow piss in mud?
I hope they all get that. Hello.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:44, archived)

Bovine TB?
or is that from Badgers?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

I was thinking of crypto- something or other

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)

creutzfeldt-jakob disease?
Good old CJD, those were the good old days.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)

cryptosporidiosis?
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sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)

YES!
Best name for an alien EVAR! Man I fucking LOVED Destroy All Humans.
:D
'Ning The LOVELIEST binkybinkybinkybinkybinkybinky.
*Panders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)

Pushing the poo down.
Make of that what you will.
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Zuowan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 4:07, archived)

About time someone flushed that shit away!

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 4:13, archived)

Too much poo.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 4:27, archived)

Just got a new 1 year multi entry to to your gaf.
The paperwork to get the fucker renewed every year is getting worse.

What have you been doing to make it so much tougher or was it that wretch Easty?
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 4:36, archived)

I'd like to buy a vowel.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 5:50, archived)

Zuowans yer man for that....
I'm fucking useless at spelling!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 5:57, archived)

Then can I buy a bowel?

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:15, archived)

See MW
He's got more than enough to share judging by his output.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:17, archived)

I like mine over 18.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:03, archived)

Yeah, it's a pain, isn't it?
The worst is getting a work permit, you pretty much have to apply from the UK these days.
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Zuowan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:14, archived)

you poo nudger

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:04, archived)

i dunned a poo
it wasn't as big as i expected but it was of a good consistancy. not too hard, nor too soft. clean wipe.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

That's lovely for you
night Womby.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

night lovely pants

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

Consistency.
How are you Wombat?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)

good

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)

You know when you make an amount of food that is way too disgusting and big to be eaten in one go yet attempt it anyway?
I'm doing that now.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:09, archived)

I'm telling you man, no one can eat two tins of ham and cheese toast toppers

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

Just googled that. I doubt I could manage one.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

I tried eating two once.
I have never vomited so much or so hard in my life.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)

I haven't had a poo like that for a while
I like to rate mine on a number of things
-Relief/satisfaction
-Size
-Number of wipes
-Texture
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)

Tomorrow's poo forecast is looking bad because I'm drinking Guinness now

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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)

-length of time the toilet becomes usable again
extra points for Neptune's Kiss
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)

why did this place ever get so quiet

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

Shit people, SSG..

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 0:50, archived)

i've been having beastly poo's recently
like ones that hurt your bumhole because of their girth.
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FIEND, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 1:01, archived)

i hate the ones that have a kink in the middle

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)

And so the board will remain until morning time.

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 3:35, archived)

Not if I have anything to do with it.

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Zuowan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 4:07, archived)

I've finished angry birds...
I'VE FUCKING FINISHED ANGRY BIRDS. GAAAH. DAMN SMUG PIGS.
(. Y . ), Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)

I thought they were birds? Now they're pigs?
get it together, man.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)

Well done or something.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)

I won a game of solitaire yesterday

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)

Loser.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)

I think you should polish his face with your wall
/ac
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)

nu-uh I won it told me
there were no fireworks though :(
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

For every winner there's a loser, and it's a one player game, which means that every time anyone, anywhere in the world, wins at solitaire, you lose.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

you just lost

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)

and every time you don't play, an orphan has to stare at a wall instead

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)

try to get three stars on all levels now

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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

done

(. Y . ), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)

This Transfer Window has me wound right up.. I'll be honest with you people.
I rarely check in with b3ta these days.
So please tell me what have I missed. Who's currently in a feud?
Is there intercourse you've all been sniggering at?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

What's intercourse?

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

THis is one I'd like to see 90nz0 handle.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

mongy fancies me

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

It never ends..

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

my pigtails hurt
he keeps pulling them JMG.
Oh and you are a psychopath. Apparently.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

Amorous Badger has had a fight with bogus official.
A real fight. Knives were involved, now the police are, sadtimes.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

They were probably arguing of which one I think is most ace.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

Dr. P
Was your nerve joke intentional or not? i wasn't sure.
www.b3ta.com/talk/7224934
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)

Yes.
That one was.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

are there other nerve jokes you make unintentionally?
Are you the clown of the neuro science lab?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)

I wouldn't let it get you worked up.
You can't affect the outcome, might as well try and wish for the rain to stop, or wind to stop blowing.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)

DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)

sorry dr pref you smelly hippy

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)

Can I panic a little bit?

(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

ok then

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

Too Late!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

Tonight I was at an event where I met someone who I'd known previously, but only through twitter.
He looked far more like a rapist than I'd expected.
When were you last shocked by someone's appearance?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)

When I met my colleagues girlfriend, Charlie
We'd all just presumed Charlie was a boy.
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Mrs Sp@m, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)

Did you have a quick grope just in case?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)

Last time I caught sight of myself in the mirror.
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

I just got home, and blow me down with a feather if it wasn't my old partner Jacob Marley in the door knocker, and he's been dead these seven years
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vladimir, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)

I like old Jacob when I'm smokin' a chillum with I and I.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)

My dentist
looks like a 12 year old, he's even got braces. Didn't help me feel at ease. Also his assistant was a troll of a woman, and i didn't enjoy having her face so close to mine.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)

Braces?
And he has the nerve to insult your teeth?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)

You've got to the root of my shock

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

Who was it?
I am yet to meet someone through twitter. Now i am worried..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)

Whenever someone says
"meet through [insert social network here]" I imagine that bit in the original tron where he get's sucked in to the computer. I like that bit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)

I have met people
through (insert social network here) but as mates. They have become mates too in real life and everything! I even have one as arm candy!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

but did you get sucked through your monitor in 80's style special FX??
if not, was it still worth it?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)

yep..
it was like Videodrome
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

i'm totally getting a twitter.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)

Don't bother
it's shit. I put it off for ages, got one about 3 months ago, got bored in about 2 weeks.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)

My hair the other morning.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)

I just saw Jon Ronson
talking about his new book 'How to spot a Psychopath'.
Apparently 1 in 100 people are a psychopath.
Must be at least one on here then..who is it?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)

*points*
it's you
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)

I am way too important
and clever to be one of those...
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)

2. GRANDIOSE SELF-WORTH
www.b3ta.com/talk/7224867
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CowJam, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)

God damn
I ended up falling into my own trap..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)

Haha, gsw.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)

5 out of 20.
What do I win?
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)

A short stay in Broadmoor.

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)

This is the checklist
www.sociopathicstyle.com/traits/classic.htm
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)

with that list
I'd steer clear of QOTW bashes.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)

*quickly deletes QOTW answer*

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)

the first point on the checklist completely invalidates your post.
they're all basement dwellers
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)

allright,
but from there down
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

and assuming they're telling the truth.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

Yeah, like there's anyone charming, superficial or otherwise there.
Cheers.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)

Reading that list
It's JMG
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)

He is going to deny it..
they always do..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

Pffft.
He's going to hold it against you.

Also hello BlueStar
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)

Thought you said Robin "Robin Johnson" Johnson
there for a second.
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)

I only heard about him
for the first time about a week ago.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

He's a strange dude.

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)

But is he a PSYCHOPATH?

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

You'd have to ask him.
I couldn't possibly comment.
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)

Met him once, he had a pretty nifty hairstyle.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)

I have too.
In Oxford I believe.
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)

This was an 4rthur bash.
Lots of very old school b3tans there as well.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

a few brothers and their sister work the system?

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mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

Bread

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)

10 points

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mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)

Everybody
I read a really interesting interview with Jon Ronson, I'll see if I can find a link
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

EVERYBODY?
I hope not. They sound like mentals.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

The list is pretty much identical
to several other psychiatric conditions like narcissism though

Here's the link www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/may/21/jon-ronson-how-to-spot-a-psychopath
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

It's widely accepted though
but then also can be administered incorrectly. I didn't say it was the gospel! Now THAT is TRUE.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

haha
Jesus: ultimate socipath
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)

and he had such smashing sandals.

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)

Dammit
Worrying how many of the criteria he fits though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)

Yeah
IF HE WAS REAL.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)

Don't let that get in the way of a diagnosis

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

true..
I'm going to fit that motherfuckers statistics into my research even if it kills me.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)

I read that
Tony is out now. He would have been out in 5 years from normal prison and ended up doing 12.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)

Sticky Label.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

Again, falls down at 'superficially charming'.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)

It could be me.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)

I'm reading that when my mum gets back off holiday with it
Whee, I'm very looking forward to it
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)

It sounds good!
I found out tonight it is also dedicated to my mates sister! Which was odd as they never mentioned it.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)

aw man, there is a film of jung coming out next year with movie stars in it, imagine that

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mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)

there is really not anything to discuss here, in a funny way or else, you have blogged you did something, didn't tell us what it was or you opinion
why you formed that opinion or why you'd think we'd give a fuck, you are still right up there as one of the top dullards, i hope you die
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mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)

*points finger*
*whispers*
Classic psychopath...
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)

it seems this was the idea of this thread, i'm not sure it really works, no offence,

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mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)

None taken mongy!

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)

coll, i'm off anyhoo, you all bore me

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mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)

Sleep tight.
Speak soon. xxx
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)

I've had think about it
And i'm not terribly sure any of us are qualified to start diagnosing people with serious mental illness. Can we go back to Internet Banter? or just plain insulting eachother? You bumhole.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)

Shut it you mental

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)

OK.
I'll show her
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

*kicks in the bad leg*
Fuck you windy...

*runs off laughing*
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7224903
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)

Sorry am I boring you too?

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)

Nope
i realised after i'd posted it that i only wanted your message and the replies make it look like i'm joining the attack. BUT I'M NO FUCKING DELETER.
Soz. LOL x.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

What I should have said
was 'sorry am I boring you'. I wouldn't like to bore you Windy. I like you. I like boring mongy though. I like how he bangs on about how boring I am. I think he fancies me.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)

alright, what's going on?

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mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)

Not much

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CowJam, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)

cool

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mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)

Not a lot. You good?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)

yeah, smashing stuff

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mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)

Wicked.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)

Look Jaction, Piston's got a new username.
b3ta.com/questions/bedroomdisasters/post1253297
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:55, archived)

Turns out if you don't like fucking someone else it doesn't count
b3ta.com/questions/bedroomdisasters/post1253448
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)

what are you smashing?

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FIEND, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)

not a whole lot
might go get a beer from the fridge, might not. I'm easy tonight.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:27, archived)

why not, or not, no offence

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mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)

watching ER,
will wait for the ad-break i reckon.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)

Off to see Mark Watson in half an hour.
huzzah.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:30, archived)

great, no idea who that is, but still
please dont take this as an enquiry that i want to know who it is, i dont, no offence
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mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)

he's a world-famous fisherman
his appearances take place in sarah harding's bumhole and he gives out free carp
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)

Doesn't sound like something even close to being in mongy's remit.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)

true dat

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:40, archived)

gin
that is what's going on

fucking loads of gin
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moohalaa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)

i don't like gin, except in a long island ice tea
fact fans
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mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)

ouch..thats gotta sting.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)

Not much Mongy
Lying on the sofa, local news on the telly, bit bored really.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)

hearing you here, i might stoll up the juicer see what is going on

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mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:35, archived)

That would be a top option had I not just set my alarm for 415
Looks like a night of ear ache and opiates instead.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)

you big poof, no offence

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mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)

None taken
Pay day tomorrow and the bird's daughter has passed all her finals and been offered a job. We'll be cunted by tea time and calling her mum in France to gurn down the phone.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)

I had to wear safety googles during my time at the dentist this morning.
I tried to point out to my Russian dentist that his pronunciation was wrong, but he had his hands i my mouth.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)

I'm looking for some relevance here

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)

if i'd replied to the right post there would have been a very tenuos relevance
as it is, i just look a little special.
Carry On.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)

We'll pretend this never happened

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)

If you don't mind
I'd appreciate it. I owe you one. cheers. Ta.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)

alright mongychops
not much going on here, just doing things girls shouldn't do like taking out the trash
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)

i don't really understand the word 'trash' i mean i get it, but i don't see how it came about being used instead of rubbish, if only grrr was here :(

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mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)

oh sorry
I've been taking the rubbish to the wheely bin.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)

Trash (n)
"anything of little use or value," late 14c., perhaps from a Scandinavian source (cf. O.N. tros "rubbish, fallen leaves and twigs," Norw. dial. trask "lumber, trash, baggage," Swed. trasa "rags, tatters"), of unknown origin. Applied to ill-bred persons or groups from 1604 ("Othello"). Applied to domestic refuse or garbage in 1906 (Amer.Eng.). The verb meaning "to discard as worthless" is 1895, from the noun; in the sense of "destroy, vandalize" it is attested from 1970; extended to "criticize severely" in 1975.
So, Viking for rubbish stuff
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:46, archived)

aren't you handy

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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)

he's no grr tho, next to no mention of carpets or lava lamps

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mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)

I'm not saying it's true, but I heard grr has hair as glorious as Fabio's.
And I'm fairly certain that Bogus does not.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:54, archived)

I sold all my good hair to the gypsies

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that the gypsy gold is all cursed.

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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)

My massive penis came at a terrible price :((((((

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)

beadle hands?

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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)

Don't judge me

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)

You knows it.
If only everyone could use this so called "Google"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)

I had to wear safety googles during my time at the dentist this morning.
I tried to point out to my Russian dentist that his pronunciation was wrong, but he had his hands in my mouth.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)

I don't get it

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)

I don't think i get it anymore either
I'm having a bad evening. I'm gonna turn the computer off, turn it on again and see if that fixes it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)

It's also used quite normally in Scotland.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)

Going home in five minutes
Gonna do some of that sleeping I've heard a lot about. How are you?
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Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:54, archived)

nice, nice, off out, l8rs

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mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:57, archived)

t'ra man
Have a nice evening
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Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)

so what's this place like in the evening then?
i'm never here at this time usually
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:39, archived)

more of the same
sickness and lies.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)

i see
seems like a whole different set of people
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 19:49, archived)

As you can tell
some evenings are nice and relaxing, few posts an hour, don't want to stress anyone out after a hard day at work.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)

just had my dinner
after painting the hallway.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)

will you help me use my pc?

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mongychops, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)

I can try, what's the bother with it?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)

I tested a trampoline for "safety reasons"

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)

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