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As I am bored I have resorted to finding new ways to waste time
I have downloaded this add-on, and I wonder how long it would take for it to reach porn from any given website

It's like six degrees of Kevin Bacon, but with norks...

Edit: I'm an idiot

Update: add-on swiftly removed as it didn't take long before goatse (almost) appeared
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:43, archived)
when writing the link, you need to put "http://" in or it thinks the link is on b3ta.com

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:44, archived)
The board eats https links

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:45, archived)
nyom nyom nyom

(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)
And then once you found porn you'd never ever escape
I imagine it'd be the same if it hit b3ta. It'd probably hit a member profile and get into an endless loop
(I helped save b3ta! Dave the Mighty, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:47, archived)
That's just lovely, dear
I personally don't see it's use. It just seems like a quick way to fill up your Temporary Internet Files.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:47, archived)
There isn't really a use for it
but it wastes time nicely
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:51, archived)
I'm at work at the moment, but rest assured, I won't bother trying that when I get home eaither.
In other news, shall I buy Warrio Ware: Smooth Moves today?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:49, archived)
I've been contemplating this, but the review I saw (IGN i think) said it was shallow and a bit stupid
But quite good fun, for all that. Get Zelda instead if you haven't got it
(I helped save b3ta! Dave the Mighty, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)
I picked up the Wii, Play and Zelda yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:51, archived)
Oooh nice one. If you've got people to play with then Monkey Ball is good fun

(I helped save b3ta! Dave the Mighty, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:51, archived)
A shallow and stupid computer game?
I thought that was the entire point of computer games.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:51, archived)
i have all the norks i ever need
right here
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:49, archived)
*hi-fives*
Being a girl is great.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)
I'm a bloke with norks.
But they're shit and don't get me turned on when people play with them.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:54, archived)
*chins you for no good reason*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)
Six degrees of breakfast
1) Beans Morrocco
2) Andy Milk
3) Teá Leoni
4) Adam Toast
5) Joseph Egger
6) Kevin Bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)
Not to mention
Jennifer Haggis
and Anthony Black-Pudding
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)
Do you think people are more or less moral than they were 100 years ago?
Or the same?
A)more
B)less
C)same
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:42, archived)
more or less moral?
This does not compute.

Try: have morals changed?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:43, archived)
It's hard to quantify
but I would say I have a reading of 6.8 on the moral thermometer.
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:45, archived)
I think I get it.
maybe are people more motivated by morals than they were 100 years ago, in which case I would say less morally driven.
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:45, archived)
It all depends on where you get your morals from
you might get them from religion, in which case, I would venture that, particularly in the west, that less people base their morals on religion now than did then.

Or you could be a relativist, and have no basis for morals other than what you think is right or wrong.

I could go on. But I won't.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)
The interesting question is are we less virtuous than before?
I heart Aristotle.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:54, archived)
She didn't ask about pedanticism.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:47, archived)
The question is intrisically flawed
I'm not being pedantic.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:48, archived)
Wrong
more or fewer people could behave in a way according to an ethical framework, or purely from opportunistic self-interest, or irrationally.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:54, archived)
d) Different

(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:43, archived)
I wrote a song about you this morning I hope you saw it and liked it.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:44, archived)
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:45, archived)
Yes.
MEMEMEMEMEMEEMMEEMEMEMEMMEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEE.
And?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)
It's more about Rosie
but it's the closest I will ever get to the popular page, so for this I thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:48, archived)
It's ovbously going to 'less', they were fucking cunts 100 years ago.
How can the awnser be anything else?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2445816
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:44, archived)
Ok, you're right on that.
I'll blame it on the lack of lunch, that i'll go and have now.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)
I say nuke the fuckers

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:44, archived)
the same, morality is not a sliding scale
it is merely a field on which you may occupy a different position.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:44, archived)
what an eloquent answer.
I vote you for president.
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)
hello binky
I've not said hello to you all day.

Hello.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)
hello russell.
i have been quite work-busy today.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:51, archived)
how on earth would we know in great enough detail
we didn't live then

people are cunts, they always have been and they always will
its the way of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)
I'm people, and I don't think i'm a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:47, archived)
Quick
declare yourself a minority.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:49, archived)
I'm considering this, what benfits do the goverment give to dyslexics with small penises?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)
People these days are less rule-based.
There's less respect for law and authority. But that's not the same as morality.

So I don't think people are any more or less moral than they used to be, they're just not so rigid in their application of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)
You can't get a proper answer to this
as morality changes. Whether someone is deemed as 'moral' depends on society's definition of morality at that exact point in time.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:47, archived)
Having just checked the popular page again
I reckon I could post anything I like and you pussies would all click I Like This because you know I am great and you should all worship me. I'm going to put this to the test:

BROWNIAN MOTION

Now click I Like This. Go on. You'll wrestle with it for a second, but you know you will click I LIKE THIS because you are weak and I am strong. I'm like your Dave The Hat, you pathetic whelks. Go on. Show your love for my greatness. Click I Like This.

edit: disbelievable
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:40, archived)
*clicks*
ignore
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:40, archived)
See Life all sorted now.

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:40, archived)
I am on the popular page of an internerd site.
That is a far cry from sorting my life out.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:41, archived)
But it is one small step
Look on the bright side


/carves on chest I need a fix
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:43, archived)
Ha !
I didn't even think for a second, I just did it straight away.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:41, archived)
THIS APPLIES TO EVERYTHING YOU EVER DO OR SAY

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:42, archived)
Get to fuck
I don't like this one bit. And people who do are cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:41, archived)
this

(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:41, archived)
Oh look at me! I'm on the popular page!
Ooh ooh I'm so wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:41, archived)
You are so jealous.
And I am so ace.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:42, archived)
shan't
/rebel

lots of what you post is insane and very funny, that's why it goes on the popular page
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:41, archived)
More of this sort of praise.
*reclines*
*claps for grape peeler*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:43, archived)
No
Fuck you, cunt monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:42, archived)
Brownian motion huh.
Can we have something more advanced?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:42, archived)
not clicking

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:42, archived)
I bet you are really.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:43, archived)
still not clicked it.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:44, archived)
flick the bean

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:47, archived)
I bet you've set up one of those drinky birds to click on it repeatedly.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:47, archived)
no clicking on an "i like this" button as yet

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)
Dunt matter.
All the other people dun it for you.

I feel suddenly very depressed.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:54, archived)
I STILL HAVEN'T CLICKED.
i haven't clicked on any of your posts for AGES.
you should make some better posts.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)
*refuses to rise to the bait*

*does something less boring instead*
(Dangermouse., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:47, archived)
Hooray. I got a DVD player for christmas.
Now I'm just a box-set away from realising my dream of watching A Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More and The Good, The Bad and The Ugly back to back to back, while wearing a poncho and hat and drinking tequila, cursing in Spanish.

What other films require dressing up to get maximum enjoyment out of?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:33, archived)
Debbie does Dwarves in Derby
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:34, archived)
I always dress for
Breakfast at Tiffanys
Schindlers Limp
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:35, archived)
pics please

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:36, archived)
Yes for sure
Like that would help
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:37, archived)
ha
Money well wasted, once HD is mainstream you'll be buying it all again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:34, archived)
Oh do shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:35, archived)
This

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:36, archived)
once HD is mainstream?
Shit. I've only got ten or so years to get my act together!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:35, archived)
please tell me how HD is going to look better
than the original grainy film?

*ooh look, i can see the grain clearer!*
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:35, archived)
I like the lower definition
Only cartoon/computer animation stuff looks good on HD, IMO.

I am not interested in seeing the makeup errors on actors' faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:37, archived)
any new films will be superb on HD,
older stuff transferred to HD will not be any better.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:38, archived)
Not really true.
A 35mm print in a cinema has much higher definition than a standard DVD and standard TV. So a good transfer of that to HD would be better than current DVD versions.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:41, archived)
I'm not fussed really.
I suspect I'd love it once I had it. But I'm not going out of may way for it, as I know it'll all be £1000 cheaper later on.

I do want a nice big TV though. 32" is not big enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:41, archived)
Clearly
you think that HD is superior to 35mm.

You're wrong, completely wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:41, archived)
HAHA PWN3DDD!!!!l

(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:35, archived)
This is what people said about DVD players.
To those people I say HA, because they are paying mostly between £5-15 for a DVD, while I pay about a quid for a video. Granted not much gets released on video now, but for everything that was ever released before is, & that's a lot of watching.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:37, archived)
Poppycock.
DVDs are good enough quality for most people, and it'll be 20 years before high-res displays are the norm for TVs. People who get a hard-on over "home cinema" will probably go out and buy a Blu-ray player and a HD-DVD player and everything they already have on VHS and DVD again to watch on their 359" plasma LCD TVs, but everyone else couldn't give a shit.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:40, archived)
How is this the case?
Did anybodies collection of vinyl albums become obselete once CD was the popular format? I can still watch videos I recorded more than fifteen years ago - the technology only becomes obselete for me once I stop using it.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:40, archived)
the laser burnt through my 78s...
:(
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:41, archived)
pfffft....!

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:42, archived)
Thisitty this this this.

(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:42, archived)
this
/still plays laser discs
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:45, archived)
i don't know but i have a list of films that you can buy off me for £2-£4 per shitty lame each

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:35, archived)
can I browse said list?

(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:36, archived)
This.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:37, archived)
*jumps up and down*
me first me first me first me first me first me first me first me first me first me first


Mummy, he's pushing in! I was here first.
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:38, archived)
*pulls your pig-tails and sticks out his tongue*

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:39, archived)

pig-tails tongue
tongue pig-tails
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:44, archived)
You worry me.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:45, archived)
I'm being worried by him right now.

(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)
Too
Much
Information.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:47, archived)
+ it

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:41, archived)
aw, really?
i might post the list at some point in my profile then. i can't really be bothered to arrange all the postage, but i do need to get rid of them and they aren't films we are likely to rewatch.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:45, archived)
Last Tango in Paris requires a tub of margarine and an expectant grin.

Unless you're watching it with your parents.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:35, archived)
I wondered why Dad was smiling last night...

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:36, archived)
+in which case you would need two tubs

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:36, archived)
!
Good Lord
(Catfish Jr Yes, it's me, even under all the spunk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:41, archived)
Ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:44, archived)
Anything at the cinema

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:35, archived)
My Dad used to dress up to watch Elvis films
until my Mum threw out his flared white suit without asking or telling him.

It's also impossible to be unhappy in a poncho.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:36, archived)
You are intitled to your opinon, as am I.
However, my opinon is that your opinon is crap.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:36, archived)
That may be so
but my opinion is correct, by virtue of the fact that I said it.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:36, archived)
Your opinon on what the best films are, differs from mine, and therefore, is wrong.... in my opinon.
Because if I belived your opinon was more correct than mine, on what the best films were, then my opinon would be changed.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:40, archived)
Just accept that I'm right and we can all get on with our lives.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:42, archived)
You've never won a dispite against me yet.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:45, archived)
h2g2
should be watched in a dressing gown whilst drinking tea or orange squash

EDIT: I liked the film and so what if it wasn't an exact copy of the books.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:37, archived)

watched listened to
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:38, archived)

listened to read
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:39, archived)
you can do them both at the same time
they're exactly the same...*

*alright, not the second one, but you know what I mean
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:40, archived)
I was Ford.
I'm glad we dressed up, it made the evening enjoyable despite the large disappointment of the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:40, archived)
Ooh this sounds fun
You should put it in the calendar and get a group together
(I helped save b3ta! Dave the Mighty, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:37, archived)
gangster movies!
and Jaws
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:38, archived)
Jaws?
I'm not squeezing into some seventies style speedos. Not even for you.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:39, archived)
Rocky Horror
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy would qualify if it had been any good.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:39, archived)
I'd very much like to do this too.
I'd also like to have a Godfather weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:40, archived)
Seconds
horses heads!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:42, archived)
I'll put the horses head in your bed while your watching it, ok?

(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:44, archived)
Lunch is for wimps
What else is for wimps?
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:33, archived)
Girls

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:33, archived)
Witness Protection

(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:33, archived)
Crying alone in the dark.
Driving under the speed limit.
The withdrawal method.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:34, archived)
Dark matter.
Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:34, archived)
Haha
Christ...
(I helped save b3ta! debar - Lord High Expositioner, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:43, archived)
Walter the Softy as a role model.

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:34, archived)
Pints of beer that come in glasses with handles

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:34, archived)
You complete fucking idiot.
No'ffence like.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:37, archived)
Oh this.
Beer should be in those windowed glasses with handles that you can't seem to find anymore.

Or a pewter tankard or somesuch thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)
I have a half pint one of those
that was appropriated from a pub in Reading for the sole use of protecting it for future generations.
I'm trying to find a pub that uses pint ones, and when I do, I shall appropriate one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:51, archived)
Glasses with handles are for manly men with beards.
They tend to hold a pint of 'Real Ale' - the sort of stuff you can almost chew.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:39, archived)
I told him this the other day
Through my beard.
Did he listen? Pah.
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:48, archived)
so wrong
the handles are there so you can keep handy even after you've smashed them into someone's face, according to my mate's grandad.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:40, archived)
No, lunch is for hungry people.
Whereas refraining from lunch because business is somehow more important is for fucking idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:34, archived)
You're inching your way onto my approved list.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:36, archived)
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:37, archived)
Sports
Other than Rugby.
(Stop, look, listen - Pheeeel. ...most turnin', stormin' sound of soul, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:37, archived)
Yea verily
the lord sayeth unto Noah "Build a fucking great boat for it is going to pisseth down. Save ye two of every animal, or four of five if you think you might like to have it away with that particular species. Yea"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:33, archived)
Sheep

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:33, archived)
*sympathy post*

(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:39, archived)
thanksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
fucking old keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)
I have just crimped off a length.
What's your favourite euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)
bash the bishop
making a call on the big white telephone
an appointment with armitage shanks
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)
Strangling the prostitute

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)
sings
you can't get quicker than an ipswitch ripper
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)
*reports to mods*

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)
Ban him!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:29, archived)
Bungling the investigation
/doing a Colin Stag
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:28, archived)
Fitting the boiler

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)
Having a shit
/never got the hang of euphemisms
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)
My willy is errect and i'm going to insert it into your vagina.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)
is that what you say when you go to the cashpoint?

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)
:-D

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)
Navigating the stairwell

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)
Up the wooden hill to bedfordshire!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)
pfft, that's so wrong in this context.
Here comes Daddy...
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)
Pedaling the bud

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)
he loves that
i read it on the toilet doors
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:30, archived)
Float an air biscuit

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)
when talking about master and slave drives, as in computers or something
we were told that we weren't allowed to call them master and slaves, because the Africans wouldn't like it (incidentally, this was news to them), so we decided to call them Butchers and Mincers.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)
You were taught by fuckwits
I hope you reminded them this as regularly and violently as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)
They're still labelled Master and Slave
and it's really not worth bothering with, as more often than not, the former goes untitled in speech, the latter being referred to as "the back-up, in case the first one crashes".

If that makes sense.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)
theyre master and slave in the tele side too

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:31, archived)
There are 'master' and 'slave' devices and 'male' and 'female' connections
all over every branch of electronics ... if they took those terms away we'd all be fucked.

They'll be banning SCSI for being offensive to dirty slappers next.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:32, archived)
first time my music teacher asked me if I needed a male or female plug
I though he was joking.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:34, archived)
I was told about this "rule" over 6 years ago
it's not new. It's older than the "It's no longer a blackboard, it's a chalkboard" thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:34, archived)
Ummm ... no it isn't.
The blackboard/chalkboard legend was in the daily mail when I was still at high school some time in the mid-to-late eighties.

And this 'rule' isn't a 'rule' ... it's bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:39, archived)
he he
send it to the daily mail
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)
I prefer Butcher and Mincer

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:28, archived)
It's political correctness gone mad!
Sometimes I just wish I was black so I could purposefully use such expressions to annoy these people.

I'd ask for "black coffee" and everything, it would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)
How can I be a racist? I'm black!

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)
Grundling the sprockets

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)
posting on b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)
what does this mean?

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)
wasting your life

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)
What does this mean?

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)
That boy needs therapy

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:28, archived)
Shut up and keep sucking

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:30, archived)
What does this mean?

(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:32, archived)
i can't tell you
it's a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)
Working

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)
To admit you're gay.
Like "coming out the closet".
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)
Gargle mayonaise

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)
With the greatest respect
you contemptible bastard
(I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)
Popping Percy Pepper in the top oven.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)
'Surfing the crimson wave'

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)
hawaii five ... oh

(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:29, archived)
'feeding the pony'
'knitting the road to Trafalgar Square'

'taking the donkey to meet the Queen'
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:27, archived)
I love you

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:29, archived)
i bet you've taken a few donkeys to meet the queen

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:32, archived)
I seems possible
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:39, archived)
*thinks*
No...I can only work out the first one.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:29, archived)
'dropping the kids off' is the one i use most though

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:34, archived)
ever the lady

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:35, archived)
Horizontal
Folk dancing
(Stop, look, listen - Pheeeel. ...most turnin', stormin' sound of soul, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:31, archived)
Going to visit Noddy?

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:31, archived)
'finding the end of the toilet roll'
/ben elton
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:33, archived)
A kangaroo loose
In the top paddock.

See also:
Madder than a wasp in a jam jar.
(Stop, look, listen - Pheeeel. ...most turnin', stormin' sound of soul, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:29, archived)
Madder than...
...a goose on stilts
...a sackful of badgers
...a barrel of monkeys
...an ape in wellies
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:31, archived)
' He's a couple of stops short of Dagenham' is my favourite one of those.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:31, archived)
'Barking'
?
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:34, archived)
We tend to use "he's just past Upton Park".
Or shorten it to West Ham, Upton or East Ham depending on how insane.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:34, archived)
My brother used to say
"I'm off for a Duncan Ferguson" when he was off for a shit.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:37, archived)
Mornington
Crescent
(Stop, look, listen - Pheeeel. ...most turnin', stormin' sound of soul, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:35, archived)
I have far too many, among my friends at uni
Although 'playing table-tennis' is the most used
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:30, archived)
is that like...
PC Wobbly hides his helmet?
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:31, archived)
I assume so

(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:33, archived)
We had "playing scrabble".

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:31, archived)
Wrestling the brown crocodile.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:30, archived)
Shaking my kids off in the bush.
/Trev
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:31, archived)
:N

(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:32, archived)
Kissing you on the nemesis.

(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:32, archived)
step on a duck

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:34, archived)
My least favourite euphemism
is 'euphemism' for "schoolboy single entendre"
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:35, archived)
I am in a good mood
I saw some great live comedy last night,met some old friends, and now I am drinking filter coffee and munching pizza.

Unfortunately I have to go to work in a bit, what has ruined your day?

(Fully expects responses including "Your post" and "Your Mum.)

Edit: Pedantic twats! :D
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:15, archived)
Knowing that you have clearly
put coffee and pizza into a blender, you freak.

RUINED!





RUINED!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
KP's broken rib

(I helped save b3ta! edric, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
Not much. It started meh, it's still meh.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
Not being able to drink pizza :(

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
Especially if it's munching pizza.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
How do you drink pizza?

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
Your post.
Nah. Only kidding.


You.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
haha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)
Shut up, you big gay cock!
'ning you!
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)
Your postman.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
being emailed by the girl i split up with before christmas
*weeps openly*
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
*hugs*
there there.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)
I just made beans on toast
the first 'cooked' thing in my new house ... and I have no butter.

No. Fucking. Butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:17, archived)
*feels your pain*
And no lard either?
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:17, archived)
Maybe a little bit of man-goo?

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)
There's no fat of any useful sort in the house
apart from on my big sweaty cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)
Beggars, choosers,
just make sure they cool off a bit first.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)
I have lard, butter, & beef dripping.
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)
Fucked up arteries!
Congratulations! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)
The beef dripping got used for a roast about 3 months ago & hasn't been touched since,
The butter & lard is for an artery hardening pastry :)
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:30, archived)
My envy for the next two or three minutes.
I've got broadbeans and beer. Other than the butter fiasco my priorities are A OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)
+Gizmo

(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)
I thought that was what she meant?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)
Gizmo. Sorry.
and beef Gizmo
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)
I now have to go to work
with that image in my head.

I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)
And that little dangly drip that stretches, and stretches before breaking free?

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)
You have moved house?
Cool! Moving in and eating crap because you haven't stocked up yet is great really, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)
We're living at a mate's house around the corner.
Apart from this lunch farce, I'm not sacrificing my cuisine just because I have no kitchen and medieval electrics.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)
Oh dear
Most unacceptable!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:31, archived)
Nothing may ruin my day
Although Bunny did try to persuade me to move into the house where the last man to be hanged in Scotland comitted a brutal moider
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:17, archived)
But think how much you scare people stopping overnight.
"and if you are very quiet, at 2am....."
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)
Oh crap
Now i wish we were going for it:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)
Sounds like your perfect home

(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)
Is it called "Mud-duh Hoose"?

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)
Pfffft.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
Someone's been muddahed?
/Taggart blog
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
Mark McManus was ace in that role.
No-one could replace him.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)
This is cold hard fact
Although it's still not a bad show
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)
Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun fun!
/Tigger blog
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)
Uh, uh uh uh uh,uh, ohhhhhhhhhhh
/Tugger blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:28, archived)
I think it's called Tha Polis Stashun

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)
It might be ok
though your nightmares would be FASCINATING.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
AND dinner parties*!

*OK... Buckie & deep-fried, battered lard parties
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)
what's wrong with that?
he's dead
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)
What's the worst that could happen?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)
*shudders*
Some houses just make you feel nasty and cold inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)
Ones with no central heating.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)
GHOSTS

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)
Dr Pepper

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)
Nothing yet.
I'm not long enough out of bed for anything really bad to have happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)
London types
What is fun and interesting for a girl on her own to do between about 4 and 5 when stuck in London?

I'm going to be very bored and sad later.
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:13, archived)
Im not going to answer with the obvious here

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:13, archived)
Ok
Woking Girl: Get naked and wank, and PHOTOS.

There, I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:14, archived)
Docklands.
Suck off some sailors.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:13, archived)
pub
or an art gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:14, archived)
I've been to the Tate Modern though.
And last time I hurt my knee on a slide.
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:15, archived)
there is more than one gallery in London
weirdly enough
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:15, archived)
But are they as exciting as the Tate Modern?

(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)
Go & find out for yourself for gods sake.

(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
*soothes*

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
Well honestly.

(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)
Get a grip and stop being moody with me.

(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)
Bou's "episode" is infectious, don't you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:24, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)
i read that as 'a girl on heroin'

(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:14, archived)
heroin

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:14, archived)
Sit on my penis

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:14, archived)
Go to the Trocadero and waste some time in the arcades.
Or go to Waterstones, buy a book, and sit in their cafe and read it for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:15, archived)
Ah, this is a sensible answer
And I have a £10 Waterstones voucher! I may do that!
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
How long do you have
And which part of London are you in? I would recommend going to the National Gallery and having a look round to kill some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:15, archived)

ime ramps
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
Somewhere nearish Waterloo

(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)
Take a ride on the London Eye in that case
That's not far from there.

[Edit] Ignore that- it's closed until next week.

[Edit] Try the London Aquarium instead then.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)
where abouts? london is abig place

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:15, archived)
Where in London?
What is the girl interested in?

Natural History Museum or Tate Modern if she's worth marrying, otherwise she can fuck off to Accessorize and gawp at bangles.

/hardline
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
NHM!
I want to go soon. They have New Dinosaur Exhibits.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
Marry me?
Ah, wait, too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)
Surely you have beaten the love of Dinosaurs into Mrs Flapjack by now?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)
She loves the NHM like a slut
It's destiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:26, archived)
I've been to both of them
and the Science one, on the last days I had to kill time in London.

I may just wander around.
(I helped save b3ta! Woking Girl, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
Soames museum, National Portrait Gallery,
Hayward gallery, national film theatre, Tate Britain, there's Quite A Lot To Do.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)
Indeed this
As the old misquote goes "When a person is tired of London, they're tired of life," so if you can't find anything to do why not just jump off Tower Bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:28, archived)
british museum
especially the very very old stuff from mesopotamia (before we bombed it)
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:17, archived)
Have you actually ever decided anything for yourself?
Just go & explore, go to a bit of London you haven't been to before, or a bit you have been to & love.
(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:17, archived)
I love a bit of London,
it's a tile.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)
Turkey Madras?
TURKEY MADRAS????!!!!

Ive never heard of such a thing

*scoffles*
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:05, archived)
Fish Korma
Dog feta.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:08, archived)
cocky gnocchi

(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:09, archived)
mmm chicken....

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:10, archived)
Fish curry = win
weeeeeee
(no friends Tasting your cake., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:09, archived)
great dane
quiche lorraine
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:09, archived)
You dropped this
/Harry "Not Very Funny" Hill
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:11, archived)
You are wrong
live he is a genius.
On telly he is as variable as, umm, David Bowie. On a rollercoaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:12, archived)
Alad in pain

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:13, archived)
TV burp is great
and he's made You've been framed watchable again
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:13, archived)
I admit, I have not seen him live. However I didn't find his TV shows funny
so therefore am unlikely to buy tickets to the live show.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:14, archived)
And you dropped this
Not
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:13, archived)
Dog Cock Curry
^winnar
(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:12, archived)
Korma korma korma korma korma Chamaeleon

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:12, archived)
That rhyming dictionary you got for Christmas is becoming a bhuna!

(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
Saw a preview showing of Al Gore's
an inconveniant truth at work last night. It was a brilliant film, but there was nothing in it which we didn't know already, and it made me angry and sad listening to people today saying how shocked they were by it - for fucks sake, scientists have been warning us for decades about the global warning problem and yet people only take it seriously when a 'celebrity' with fancy graphics and dramatic music tells them. Don't get me wrong - it's a brilliant film and Al Gore deserves full credit for trying, but I think he's fighting a loosing battle as these same dumb assholes will have forgotten everything about the film as soon as they get into their 4x4s on their way home tonight.

Anyways, (plays dramatic music) go to www.stopglobalwarming.org/default.asp
and sign up for the online march

/end of rant/

/looses all faith in humanity/
(shux, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)
I think you'll find
that not everyone here believes in global warming

and even if they do, they might not care for your political evangelism
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:00, archived)
I wish I'd thought of saying that

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:01, archived)
*bing*

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:01, archived)
**bling**

(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:03, archived)
Sing

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:13, archived)
Im not being evangelical,
but THE TIME IS NIGH
(shux, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:01, archived)
Time of what exactly?

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:02, archived)
Time of my life.
No I've never felt this way before. It's the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:04, archived)
the time of south london becoming a malarial swamp
(or more of a malarial swamp, this time with real water)
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:04, archived)
I'd much rather die of 'global warming' than anything else
If only it was real :(
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:05, archived)
If only what was real? Your death?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:07, archived)
Global Warming IS real.
It's 11 degrees Celcius outside in the middle of British winter. Daffodils are sprouting from the ground 4 months early.

Global warming is happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:07, archived)
I can't see any?
There are none in the garden
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:08, archived)
you are a twat

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:09, archived)
So /talk is just the same as /board?
But with different people, and less rubbish pictures
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:10, archived)
I don't know.
When somebody says something stupid on the board, do people still tell them that they've said something stupid and then call them a twat?

If so then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:12, archived)
I'm talking about what people say to me when I post anything
I'm very good at annoying idiots
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:15, archived)
There aren't many idiots here.
You've been misinformed.

On many things it appears.

And you haven't managed to annoy anybody ... bless your little socks for trying though. It must make your winkle tingle to feel so important.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
Just the same as /board...
*returns to /board*
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:17, archived)
/celebrates/

(shux, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
you dear, are the idiot
this is evidenced by your spelling, grammar and content
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:16, archived)
you bring nothing to either
*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:12, archived)
Well, they are certainly coming up at my work, and around Oxfordshire
I can't speak for everywhere obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:10, archived)
Is sunny here in the West Mindlands
AND FREEZING COLD
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:11, archived)
ZOMG we are in the same county

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:11, archived)
TRIFFIDS!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:09, archived)
10 of the hottest years in the past 65,000 years
have occured within the last 14 years.
(shux, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:09, archived)
What utter bollocks
there are no accurate temperature records past about 150 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:11, archived)
not actual written records
but fossil evidence can give information that can be extrapolated
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:15, archived)
not accurately
and I suspect the timeframe is too short for fossil records and accurate carbon analysis. I mean, you can look at old trees and tell which years were warm/cold/wet/dry but nothing with any degree of accuracy.

Anyway, the last few tens of thousands of years have been us coming out of a major ice age with a few mini ice-age blips. Stands to reason the average temperature will increase

For the record, I believe that human activity is responsible for global warming, no question, but that doesn't mean there is any PROOF, and that's where enviromental groups fall down.

After all, the earth has been a lot lot warmer than this in the past, before we could possibly have had an influence.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)
no it hasn't
that's the point. (unless you're talking about just after it was 'created')
(shux, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:29, archived)
erm, yes it has
there have been significant periods where there have been no polar ice caps. I'd classify that as "warmer"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:36, archived)
What I find sad
is that there are plenty of other reasons not to drive big fuck-off SUVs and emit giant chemical clouds from factories. But because this reason receives all of the attention and can't be proven, people dismiss the whole topic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:30, archived)
no but
by looking at relative changes such as ice cores etc, some clever people can get a very good idea of what temperature is doing.
(I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
I'm pretty sure they can't do it with nearly enough accuracy
to compare annual highs.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)
I believe in global warming as much as most people
but that alone is hardly evidence
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:09, archived)
I can only comment on the effects I've seen can't I?

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:13, archived)
you can
but without evidence, you can't comment on the cause... at least not credibly
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)
The climate cycles
we were in a mini-ice age just over a hundred years ago.

Yes, the earth is warming up. CO2 emissions are almost certainly not helping and should be reduced. But there is no solid evidence anywhere that what we are seeing is not part of the planets temperature cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:10, archived)
You read Micheal Chriton too ?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:12, archived)
No mate
I'm a Biochemical Engineering Lecturer. I might have some background on this ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:14, archived)
then you'll know that temperature and CO2 emissions can be read from the frozen
ice in antartica in the same way that a tree surgeon can get info from the rings inside a tree. These records, which go back 65,000 years , do indeed show a cyclic system at work. However, the amount of CO2 being captured in the ice over the last few decades is at a much, much higher level than ever seen before.,
(shux, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)
Shit, I best close down all those industrial plants around antartica.
It couldn't be anything else, like the world evolving naturaly.

I'm not saying that Global Warming doesn't exist, just that people are giving humans too much credit.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)
no, you can't
well, CO2 maybe. Temperature, absolutely not. Not past freeze-thaw data anyway, which is difficult to interpret and probably meaningless.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)
Hehe.
You should read his book "State of Fear", I think you'll find it interesting.

I know jack-shit really about this stuff, but I found the book quite entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:20, archived)
NOVEL.
FICTION.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:14, archived)
Oh', yes, because all fiction and novels are entirely false and could NEVER be bassed on fact.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)
Oh Jesus fucked by a horse
I need a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)
I do hope it's herbal and fairtrade.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:23, archived)
Good grief, man, look at his fucking track record.
He's a scifi writer, for pity's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:30, archived)
When I own my own plane
If the government tells me they're going to tax me more, I'll move to a country where they haven't invented 'global warming'
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:12, archived)
If by "not helping" you mean "accelerating global warming"
then whether it would be happening on its own (I am convinced that it wouldn't, on anything like the scale we're seeing) seems immaterial anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:17, archived)
And we're essencialy just coming out of an ice-age.
They used to have markets on The Themes when it froze over.

Ovbously it's going to get hotter.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:12, archived)
This.
And aren't we currently closer to the sun? The Earth's orbit changes, y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
fuck me you're right.
I'll take it all back. PANIC OVER EVERYBODY.
(shux, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:21, archived)
haha
you've solved it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:22, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:31, archived)

M D
N H
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:03, archived)
Debbie Harry.
oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:04, archived)
that it's happening is in little doubt
but not everyone believes that human behaviour has a significant effect on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:02, archived)
I must be part of the little doubt

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:04, archived)
You're a bit of an idiot, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:05, archived)
99.99% of people think so

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:05, archived)
I'm hazarding a guess
that you're not particularly aware of many global climate studies, and that it's not something that occupies much of your time? I could be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:06, archived)
Just take no notice of a word I say

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:07, archived)
If only there were a convenient virtual button to press ...

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:08, archived)
Gotcha!
*does the shooting-with-fingers thing and winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:09, archived)
Ris?

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:10, archived)

this
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:11, archived)
What's he got to do with it?

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:13, archived)
Either way, we aren't helping matters.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:05, archived)
Precisely

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:05, archived)
I have to say,
most people in this category use hand-waving and "stands to reason, dunnit?" as the principles modes of argument, which lessens the impact of their point.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:08, archived)
a frightening number
do believe they're funny however
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:02, archived)
I think 'global warming' is funny :D

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:03, archived)
Get to fuck.
Get directly to fuck. Do not pass Go.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:03, archived)
I would imagine the people who don't
will intersect quite nicely with the set of people who don't believe in gravity or a spheroidal earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:05, archived)
Just to reiterate:
ONLINE MARCH?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:10, archived)
I was trying to come up with some suitable words for that
but there don't appear to be any in the English language as I know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
well then they are fools
the evidence is all around us
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:08, archived)
Is it? Bugger.
I thought that was love.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:11, archived)
*hippy-hugs*
don't believe all the beatles tell you

(kookookachoo)
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:13, archived)
^^^^This


It is happening anyway, but now when we go to war to stop the Indians and Chinese getting the oil we will be fighting to "Save the planet" instead of "for democracy"
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:11, archived)
*buys Hummer factory*
*drives a new Hummer every day*

Sorry? Did you say something?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:00, archived)
winner.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:01, archived)
No. Go away.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:01, archived)
"online march"?
Sweet monkey jesus. All the fun of political protest, without having to actually get off your arse and do something.

Like, say, turning your computer off and stop wasting natural resources.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:01, archived)
Personaly, I belive that a lot of scientists give us too much credit, as humanity, for global warming.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:01, archived)
What you read on the back of your cornflakes packet this morning
has precisely nothing to do with the issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:04, archived)
Just because your collage friend, the female one with dredlocks and ex-surpluse army coat...
... likes to get all heated up about the injustests that "evil corparations" poluting the world with their 'captilism' and 'greed'.... it doesn't mean she's right.

Although I do applaud her for wrecking John Lewises in Oxford Street on Mayday. That was brillient, they're comunist ways need to be haltered.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:09, archived)
*votes 90nz0*

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:10, archived)
90nzo,
*pretends to throw rubber ball a long way but actually hasn't let go of it*
fetch.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:11, archived)
Thank you for your compeling and relivent argument.
Clearly you lead the debating team at collage.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:14, archived)
I like this
hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:14, archived)
hahahaha
I haven't laughed that hard in ages. Bless you Robin Johnson.
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:14, archived)
oh don't be a twat

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:19, archived)
Oh come on Claire
we ALL know that believing in global warming = radical socialist. Did you not get the memo?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:25, archived)
When a man named
Al GORE releases a film, you'd think it would have to be a horror. I mean, it would sell itself:

"A blood-thirsty horror from Al GOOOOOOOORE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:01, archived)
We've now reached the point where corporations can no longer deny global warming is happening,
and are forced to come round and admit that it's too late to do anything about it.
/Private Eye

And the word is 'lose'
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:03, archived)
There's still time,
but there's also a lot of people who have caught the global oil companie's meme of opening the issue for debate and making it seem silly to believe that global warming might be happening.
(shux, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:05, archived)
hmm
maybe he did loose his faith on humanity, much like dissenting vikings used to loose mighty farts during arguments
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:05, archived)
i'm doing things

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:07, archived)
ding dong

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:10, archived)
Filth!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:10, archived)
*twitches*
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6255723.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:55, archived)
Would

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:57, archived)
Jesus, no
not until she ate something.

and changed her political viewpoint somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:58, archived)
But she's would be very flexible
which gives me the right horn.

Her viewpoint has no influence on my wanting of casual sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:00, archived)
how can
the bnp hold so many seats?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:57, archived)
Big hands

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:58, archived)
do they hold them
like a duck?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)
They stack them up

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:58, archived)
Because they have tapped into
People's paranoia about immigration and disaffection with New Labour.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)
They are only council seats
there are thousands of them. It only becomes a problem if they actually controlled a council, and even then, there isn't much they could do.

But as a direct answer, they hold that many seats because there are a lot of very, very fucking stupid people in the electorate.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)
*dribbles*
Wot?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:01, archived)
A lot of the BNP's manifesto went over her head
she's clearly not mentally competent to boil water, let alone dance in public.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)
It was only because
someone made it into a paper aeroplane and threw it at her.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:00, archived)
Christ.
The lenghs that people would go to just to have something to protest, continues to baffle me.

How the fuck can they sack her for her political belifes? It's pure hypocracy.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)
No it isn't.
She didn't keep her views to herself, and she's brought the ballet company into disrepute as a result.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:01, archived)
Without knowing the story, I thought it was The Guardien who anounced her views, not her.
And even then, people are allowed to have their views... that's the thing about democracy, you're pretty much allowed to think what you want.

Was she on offial buisness from The Ballet company at the time of anouncing her views? Or was she in private.

The BNP, dispite me disagreeing with them, are a valid political party in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:04, archived)
I'm with 90Nz0 on this
You can't sack people for belonging to political parties that aren't banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:08, archived)
I don't think she has brought the ballet company into disrepute
I don't care. most people don't care. It's not the ballet companies problem. While i'm obviously not comparing the two ;) you make it clear you are a wiccan, some people have a problem with that, would you think it was reasonable for you to be sacked for that?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:07, archived)
It depends on who I worked for. If I worked for a staunch fundie christian organisation....
My argument is that as a principal ballerina, her job is funded by the arts council - and they have a moral obligation to the general public to not spend their money on someone who may use their position to promote a divided Britain.

Also, she is using her position to publicise a party that promotes a xenophobic attitude.

I felt the same way when Gazza was allowed to play for England, despite beating the shite out of his wife.

You might not agree, but then that's fine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:18, archived)
I see what you're saying, but what is the lesser of two evils?
- Removing someone from her job for her politcal alignment, dispite it bieng 'wrong', thus sending out the argument that anyone aligned with the BNP can be brought down.
- Letting someone keep their job as a public figure, dispite their political belifes bieng 'wrong' ?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:29, archived)
Exactly
People have far too much time on their hands
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:04, archived)
She's bringing the ballet company into disrepute.
She didn't keep her political views to herself, and the BNP is a racist party.

She should lose her job.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:00, archived)
You are actually saying she should lose her job for the way she votes?
Wow.

edit: wouldnt that kind of be fascism?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:08, archived)
No, she's saying she should ose her job for bringing her employer into disrepute

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:10, archived)
I never had WW down as a fascist
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:13, archived)
Have we learned NOTHING
from the lessons of Prussian Blue? :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:05, archived)
Worthy of going here AND links.
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280067945836
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:46, archived)
Pffft.
You daft bloke.
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:49, archived)
What on earth were you searching for when you found that?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)
Someone in cambodia posted it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:51, archived)
You were looking for Cambodian ringpieces?

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:52, archived)
I popped in there the other day...
it's quite nice. Needs the scheduler setting up though.

I trust you are leaving the PM's out of it now? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:52, archived)
The Evil One who comes around your house and threatens to force you to make him a cup of tea... has taken over the coding.
I think if I get bored later on, some more predicuments that only GAZ can sort out, might happen.

For example, i've got a good opertunity to purchase mayfair.

And someone's been murdered, i'm not sure who, where or what with.... yet.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:56, archived)
Which Evil One is this?
I know of many.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:59, archived)
I dare not speek his name, but I think we brought eachother pints before.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:00, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:52, archived)
this is the menu for today:
Cream of Mushroom Soup £0.35
Deep Fried Haddock in Batter or Grilled Haddock £2.50
Beef Chilli with Rice £2.10
Vegetable Quiche £1.90
Pepperoni Pizza £1.10
Daily Changing Selection of Pies & Pasties
Scalloped Potatoes/Cheesy Mash Garden Peas/Sweetcorn & Peppers
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:52, archived)
the way the last-but-one item is written
it implies the pies and pasties transform on a daily basis.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:55, archived)
transformers
meat filled pastries in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:58, archived)
baldmonkey did go to the desert
where he fasted forty days and forty nights, and afterwards he was famished. The great tempter, Dave the Hat cameth and saieth to badlmonkey, "If you art the Son of God, command these stones to become nudie ladies boobies." But he answered, "It is written, 'One does not live by bread alone, but by every turd that comes from the mouth of God.'

And lo, the Devil had the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)
t-t-t-thhhat is t-t-t-thhhhe gosthpel mah brudder
*anoints*
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)
Amen.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)
Yea verily
thou art a sinner and thou shouldst verily get thee to a church and hath the sinn bummethed out of thee.

By a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)
There shalt be no soddomising by the hounds, say I.
But with virgin womens, greatly. (?)
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)
Yea and verily
the lord saeth that all dissenters are to be put to death.

And the method of death shall be-eth that a really minging old bird shall extend her leathery, foetid piss flaps around your head, till thou art suffocatedeth and dead as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)
I demand that today be made "Olde Englishe Writing Friday"

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:46, archived)
I insist that all demandees
are raped by elephants
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)
"bummethed"
is the best word I have seen today.

11/10 and a gold star
(I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:48, archived)
*Apostle wanks*

(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:37, archived)
180/60 apostolic?

(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)
I've no idea what that means,
but I've just come over your parables.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:40, archived)
Are parables
little round coloured glass things that jump out of planes ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)
you swine.
Didn't even take me out to dinner first.
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)
damn right i did

(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)
PUH-RAAAAAAAAAAAAISE THE ME!
PUH-RAISE HIM!
PUH-RAAAAAAAAAAAAISE THE ME!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)
God the cunny
God the flaps
and God the Distended, leathery clit.

The holy trinity.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:40, archived)
HUZZAH!
THE CHURCH OF THE RIGHTEOUS TRINITY IS DEAD!
LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF THE LESSER DAY THINKING.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:43, archived)
KILL ALL HERETICS
BURN ALL DISSENTERS
SHAG ALL GOATS
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)
I LIKE GOAT CHEESE.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)
GREAT
you can fuck tigers.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)

fastedfarted
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:42, archived)
Oh boy! Can we start the Holy war now?
Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?Canwe?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:46, archived)
Get on with it then.
those wogs arent going to blow themselves up.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:46, archived)
actually that's not strictly true, is it ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)
*incites murder and terrorism with placards*

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:53, archived)
I've decided to stop trying to be amusing and do ART instead:
EAT MY ART.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)
That better not be one of your turds with eyes stuck to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)
that's an excellent idea
*goes to do that*

watch this space
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)
I demand an exhibition.
Your profile pictures all put on one site.
With some kind of cryptic password to get on, that only us strange lot would get.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)
here
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=20609
(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:32, archived)
aha clever
d'you see what he did there? d'you see?
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)
MAGIC!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)
I have just defecated
I have abnormally liquid faeces.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)
That'll be the spunk

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:39, archived)
*notes*

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:40, archived)
That's not an owl
it's a queer with feathers stuck to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)
get thee back thou foul creature
back to amusing
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)
That is very good
not haha you're bonkers good, just very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)
This.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)
I think we have moved forward on the Life thing

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)
*spins the wheel in the centre of the board*

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)
*collects £200*
*moves to Leicester Square*
*drinks it*
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)
*buys the next round*

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)
Is this some kind of
Game of Life/Monopoly crossover of which I have previously been unaware?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)
*claims rent*


+boy
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:46, archived)
it's like an entry to the turner prize for emo's

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)
this is going in the book

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)
Go get me published Claire.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)

l hed
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)
yes.
go on.
this ought to be great.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)
I imagined it in a Lancastrian accent
'Gore get me pewbis Clure'
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)
ha haaaaaaaaaaa!
Claire says I'm having and epsidode, so I may as well act like it.

*mongs*

Lunch? Mine was a cafe latte
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)
is there a time delay?

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)
Yep
she's posting from 1962.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)
CARE BEARS THE MOVIE.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)
CLAIRE BARES HER NUDIES

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)
STOP

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:38, archived)
...
...
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)
...
...HAMMER TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)

hammer pyjama
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 13:00, archived)
I went for the cafe latte
What was in it?
/paranoid
(53020, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)
cafe and latte
possibly sugar substitute
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)
This episode you're having
would it be from the first series of "keeping up appearances" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)
2nd rate version of Terry and June

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)
or ever decreasing circles?

(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)

Oooo
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)
oooo!

(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)
i havnae had lunch yet
im starving!
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)
Shame on you
wogs in africa are starving, you're just hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)
i dont give a fuck
me belly empty
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)

y
mpty nd
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)
amusing
3.8/10
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)
I've always wanted an "epsidode".

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)
a tuna and sweetorn sarnie
some plantain crisps
and an orange.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)
Sounds good
except for the plantain crisps and the sweetcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)
Agreed
Why the fuck do sandwich shops always put sweetcorn and mayonnaise with tuna? I like tuna- great stuff- but can't stand tinned sweetcorn or processed mayonnaise- all of the fucking wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)
Mayonnaise for moisture
otherwise the meat crumbles and falls out. Sweetcorn for sweetness to contrast with the salt and meatiness of the tuna, but I prefer capers.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)
Yes
Capers and maybe some form of tomato sauce would be good- but who needs sweetcorn to contrast with the salty meatiness of tuna?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)
The Great Unwashed.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:53, archived)
lets make it an early episode of "Spooks"
that was good then
[edit] damn, goatwarrior got there first.
(Dangermouse., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)
oh the
PATHOS
(I helped save b3ta! blinder back for good, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)
Great.... now this is stuck in my head.
Montag Lieben Glauten Loben
Give it to me baldmonkey,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baldmonkey,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baldmonkey
Uh-huh uh-huh
And all the girlies say he's pretty fly for a b3ta-guy

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial

So don't debate, player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, keep it real
For you no wait, for you no wait
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabees, so (hey, hey)
Do that brand new thing

Give it to me baldmonkey,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baldmonkey,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baldmonkey
Uh-huh uh-huh
And all the girlies say he's pretty fly for a b3ta-guy

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto,
He sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass

So don't debate, player straight
you know he really doesn't get it anyway
gonna play the field, keep it real
But for you no wait, for you no wait
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world loves wannabees, so (hey, hey)
Do that brand new thing


Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a "13" but they drew a "31"
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the, he's the dopest trip

Give it to me baldmonkey,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baldmonkey,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baldmonkey
Uh-huh uh-huh

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

So don't debate, player straight
you know he really doesn't get it anyway
gonna play the field, keep it real
For you no wait, for you no wait
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabes
The world loves wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes (hey, hey)
Do that brand new thing

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)
I just read the first and last words
they were fucking ace.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)
oh 9onzo
don't start
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)
Yes, I see.

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)
haiku friday
this is far too long
a valiant attempt but
still far too long, fuck
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)
Five seven, then five
Pref'rably something seas'nal,
Robert's your uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)
Copying and pasting Offspring lyrics
does not a conversation make.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)
You really didn't bother, did you
in an effort to salvage this thread:
www.explosm.net/comics/770/
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)
I am happy to film this

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)
nice of you to change two words
and post the whole fucking song.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)
Not bad.. 6/10.... could use a little work
eg. Can always go on b3ta/board
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:31, archived)
Do you know how many eggs
a Peacock lays ?

DO YOU ?

DO YOU ?

I'll tell you.

NONE

Fucking NONE because the PEAHEN lays the fucking eggs.

You stupid bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:16, archived)
NOW TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.
please.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)
baldmonkey
wants to do it with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)
i'd be surprised if she doesn't know that
what might surprise her is that he wants to use you as a condom
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)
bm and I already did that joke via GAZ
but he was talking about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)
you can't use me as a condom
my cock's too small
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)
and of course when a say small
i mean massive
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)
+distended and leathery?

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)
purple and turgid after this conversation

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)
I've gone right off you
if you've got a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)
i can make it go hard
and boing it in your face

(better)?
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)
It does it for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)
Mine too.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)
Everyone already knew this and we just decided not to tell you,

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)
*clcik*

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)
Hello everyone my laptop is back
and I'm really happy and I am really, really happy.
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)
yays!

(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:19, archived)
this!
woo and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)
HUZZAH
*pops party poppers*
*blows one of those squirly parper paper things*
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)
oh lets not have another riddle day

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)
One collective noun for peafowl
is an "ostentation"
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)
I think my favourite collective noun
is "knob" of Widgeon.

Or possibly a "Frot" of carrots or a "Spelunk" of voles.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:19, archived)
A collection of owls is called a "Parliament".
Not that you'd ever get a collection of owls, but anyway.

A collection of caterpillars is called an "Army".

A collection of ORPHANS is an "ABANDONMENT". 100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)
A "rape" of cocks

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)
A "stubble" of transexuals.

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)
a "chegwin" of japes

(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)
a "feltz" of cakes

(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)
A "camp" of queers

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)
A cock of rapes

(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)
the Hawk Conservancy has a Parliament of owls

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)
Ok, so you'd never get a natural collection of owls...

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)
+ f

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)
and the woodchuck didn't chuck any wood
because it had no arms
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)
I already know this.
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)
a new f5 key.

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)
Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
THE OUTSIDE, YOU STUPID CUNTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)
What do you call a vole rammed up a gays arse ?
a vole you fucking pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)
I always thought the female was called a Peacunt.
Just goes to show, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)
It's a peaminge

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)
'ning you perverted weevil-infested hunk of manhood.
How goes?
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)
I giggled this week at the term "Horse Apples"
much funnier than peacock eggs.
(Dangermouse., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)
what are horse-apples?
or is it whores-apples?
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)
Horse apples
"same sort of size as an apple, and comes from a horse"
(Dangermouse., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:35, archived)
"But it is a big decision to decide to be in that game still."
Let's decide to decide to make a decisive decision. Now.

For the records: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6254253.stm
(I helped save b3ta! liverbird, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)
It's irrelevant
Global warming will turn the UK into a Sahara-like desert.

We'll all be fucking camels and wrapping our women up in bedsheets by 2045
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:14, archived)
Is this why you have started now?

(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:15, archived)
Yes
I am cross breading goats with dromedarys to have little wooly catamites that can survive the future.

"Coats" I call them.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)
Cross breading?
Is this something to do with angry baguettes?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)
Only 8 and a half hours to go?

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:15, archived)
Get your bedsheet and start looking for a foxy camel!


(more cross breading)
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)
*makes dough*
*rolls into balls*
*draws angry faces on top*
*bakes*
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)
no
polar ice are melt

and we all swim to work
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:47, archived)
Let us pray

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:14, archived)
Yes
..done

NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:14, archived)
Defence is what they call attacking people now?

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:16, archived)
five squaddies in afghanistan
in a vauxhall nova is not a credible foreign policy initiative ...we are not a major defence power thing
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:16, archived)
Who cares what he says now, or for the past few months

He has no support in the country or his party, no one can get rid of him and he wanders around the world doing "Statesman" like things to try and improve his "Legacy" and place in history.

Too late Tony, you blew it.

And they call this democracy

/no credibility blair rant
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)
right,
say, for example, you're going abroad for a week.

what's most commonly forgotten?

/leaving in 4 hours blog
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:08, archived)
passport

(I helped save b3ta! blinder back for good, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:09, archived)

passport BAAARM
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:12, archived)
Passport.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:09, archived)
Also,
Shower gel/shampoo
comb
shaver/razor
CHARGER for shaver
Batteries for camera
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:11, archived)
i have all those things,
except razor. i'm going up a mountain, i'll not be shaving this week.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:12, archived)
kendal
mint cake
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)
boots

(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)
In Holland?

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:14, archived)
no, France.

(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:15, archived)
Crampons, tampons, anti-bailing plates
KENDAL MINT CAKE

[edit: SUNGLASSES - I always forget my hill ones and end up wearing my metal-framed Bollés which get cold and stick to my face]
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:14, archived)
don't
you'll start Baldmonkey off
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:15, archived)
i would love to see a baldmonkey picture of a /talker hiking up a mountain with a load of stuff (all labelled, of course)

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:16, archived)
do you often forget your tampons?
maybe you need a mooncup.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:15, archived)
They are very useful as tinder,
they pack small, and have a waterproof wrapping. They are also useful as part of a field dressing when you slip and put your ice-axe through your shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)
waterproof wrapping?
not with standard Tampax tampons, NO.
card paper card cotton/rayon-mix, that's how it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)
I use Lil-lets!

[edit: except for drinking beer from - then I don't really mind which brand.]
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)
+ L'S
T GE
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)
here look at this
www.travellerspoint.com/packing-list.cfm
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:15, archived)
*reads*


hmm. too much there. I've got clothes/passport/money and that's about all i need.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)
DON'T FORGET THE GAZES
/first aid section
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)
Ok.
Gloves, boots, shades, map, flares, Huskies (for effect), sledge (for coming back down), rope, axe
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:16, archived)
Condoms
and toothpaste. Everyone always remembers toothbrush but often leave toothpaste.

Did you pack your spiderman pyjamas?
(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:09, archived)
Cricket bat

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:09, archived)
pfft
this reminds me of How I Won The War
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:10, archived)
to let the people out of the shed for a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:09, archived)
i always forget nightclothes or a sleeping bag.
i always THINK i will forget tickets or toothbrush.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:09, archived)
You don't need nightclothes.

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:11, archived)
it depends where you are.
if i also forget the sleeping bag i don't tend to get much warm sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:12, archived)
Children
Sense of dignity
That you're not waging a one man Jihad on gingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:10, archived)
Why does /talk have the year after Fri 12 Jan?

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:10, archived)
Because
that's where it's meant to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:11, archived)
So you know which year something was said in
when you look back on it much later.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:11, archived)
archived posts?

(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:11, archived)
These posts aren't archived

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:12, archived)
They will be soon

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)
yes they are

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)
why ask us and not the mods?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:12, archived)
I don't know who the mods are
And someone here might have asked a mod, and therfore know the answer
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)
i think they're generally the people who set the qotw and image challenges.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:14, archived)
enough socks.
I always forget socks.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:10, archived)
Not a problem
if you're going somewhere warm.

I dont wear socks from late April till early October.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:12, archived)
Pervert.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)
Contact lens solution.
/Has done this too many times.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:10, archived)
If you have passport and a bit of money
the rest is fairly unimportant.

Well, innoculations and malaria pills can be handy, at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:11, archived)
for holland?

(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)
Cheese mites are a big problem.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)
Own cunt

(I helped save b3ta! tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)
mobile phone charger
headlamp beam benders for driving your car in forrin
ferry tickets
(Dangermouse., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:15, archived)
Keys, so I can get back in the house when I come back.
Uh-oh chunco.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:15, archived)
cornetto

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 12:15, archived)

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