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[challenge entry] It's-a me...! Let's-a go!



Don't worry. I didn't take any scissors to it, but it's
still compo-able, right?

From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 243 entries (closed)

(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Always a winner!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Let us hope
that he doesn't get a '1-up'
>.<
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
*re lurks*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# NSFW!
Jaysis.

That gets a click because I gasped
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# NSFW
is something that looks like porn.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Yes
But I'd rather not look at a cock atall
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# cocktail sossidge
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# you'd rather just put it in your mouth?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# My cover is blown
As is he
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# That is fucking disturbing
It's good, but I'd say nsfw.
Link it?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# It's rude
but does it look like porn from across the room?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# I don't care if looks like porn
Men's cocks is not why I come to b3ta
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# shit
I'm in the wrong place then
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# You'll have to make do with men's cocks
as I keep all the pictures of ladies' cocks for myself.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# You prefer women's cocks?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Goatse is!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Be honest.
You'd click out of curiosity even if it was linked and had a description.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# But we'd like to be given the choice
Rather have it forced on us.
And anywho, it's still a cock on my screen, and maybe not from far away, but from a metre away it looks like a cock.
We can't see people sneaking up behind us y'know.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# you work in
ninja school, AICMFP
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# I know
Damn ninjas and their un-able-to-be-seen-ness
What's AICMFP?
Another term I don't know =/
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# lord help us
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Thank you good sir.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)
# you've got the choice not to come to b3ta.
(, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Disturbing?
Blimey come on its not exactly triple x-rated hard-core porn is it? If thats distrubing how do you manage even going to the loo? We've all got one.. well some of us of course
;)
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# I feel violated now...
Sorry... I feel like *violating* now.

I like this. It's turned me gay.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# I was already gay
It's turned me straight.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# bloody hell
NSFW hahaha
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# WHAT IN THE HELL?
It's very disturbing. But funny. Funurbing!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# I demand more
I always do.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# NSFW + you didn't make this
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Yes I did.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# ditto
that
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# *ignores*
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Wimp.
You won't be seeing this reply then.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# riverghost smells of beans
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# How is he a wimp?
He doesn't wanna see your cock, what;s wrong with that?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# INTERNET DRAMA!~
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# The thing is
if it had been girlboobcleavage, or ladymuff, there would be no complaints.

In fact, there would be demands for more pictures in gynaecological detail.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Yay, Mystery_Bob, standing up for whats right.
*cheers*
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Or "MOAR", if you will.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Show us yer tits Bob.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# you lied!
you've still got a top!
i'll get the chainsaw...
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# you didn't make that...please say you didn't :D
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# this is beginning to remind me of tossers on youtube shouting FAKE!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# ^ this
this is a fake reply.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# and you're misreading what I said :P
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I think it was a plea for it not to really be the folded cock of
Dooley
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# do you trim your pubes?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Why, yes!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# drawn on....
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Christy, this.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# The flash (of the camera... not my penis)
makes them look thin, almost balding here!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# At least they're not ginger
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Who trims?
Wax, Immac, or shave, dude.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Some people
are not fond of the resultant stubble.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Some people
should shave more often, then.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)
# i like it...
...it's cock-on..!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Its looking at me...




I feel violated.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Hang down your head Tom Dooley.
Oh, you have!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# you fucking idiot
*also ignores*
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# That looks like a cock
but smaller.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)
# At least
I don't paint my face ;)
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# I didn't paint it either.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Looking at this mario cockgami
has turned me gay. I hope you're happy !
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Well, I am!
Get over here you big hunk of man.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# woo
gave me a laugh!
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# It looks painful
But I don't know about such things.... A creeped out woo... =\
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:43, archived)
# i remember this from a while back
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Jesus H Christ
That's so fucking wrong in many ways. Couldn't you have just made another Maddie joke?
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Who do you think
is holding the camera
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:10, archived)
# Solved!
Do you wanna share the £1m reward?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:13, archived)
#
sounds like a plan!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# you're a 4chan poster
and I claim my free mushroom
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Rules One and Two!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)
# EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
*doesn't know whether to laugh or puke*
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# If this is wrong...
...I don't want to be right.

Bloody superb. I almost made some white wee-wee in my panties.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)
# hear hear
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# i think it's well done.
and not just because i'm a homo - mystery bob has it right in this comment.

this in no way looks like porn and is a good joke. why people are making a fuss about it is beyond me.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:50, archived)
# Yay!
Nice cock! Can we see more andrological detail? :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# andrological
Swot.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)
# I saw this ages ago
are you sure it's yours?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# God has decreed
that this picture does not look like porn.

At first glance you do not notice what the image truly is, therefore this picture is safe for work.

This is God's final decision on the subject, all subsequent moaning will be ignored.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Penis.
Penis.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Fucking genius
And I'm ASTONISHED to see this on the front page.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I am loving that its on the front page
and all these folks that ignored him. One can't ignore the FP! Hurrah for folded cocks *folds*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Tell you what:
I´m going to click "I like this" AND "Hide".
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
anyone moaning about this image is stupid.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Unless it's moaning resulting from pleasure.
Woo pic, by the way.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)
# NSFW!
NSFW NSFW!! get this cock off the home page for christs sake!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# great idea, nicely executed, good stuff fella!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Ha Ha
There's a cock on the frontpage!!!!!!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Isn't there usually?
I'd tag that though - that'll be in Zoo (or more appropriately, Nuts) before you can say "Magic Donkey"
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# and then we can get them busted for it.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# This is about as pornagraphic
as making a circle with your index finger and thumb, then waving your other index finger about inside it. Fairly ridiculous to claim otherwise - if your boss saw this over your shoulder and felt obliged to grumble, it'd most likely be to tell you to "stop looking at cartoons" or similar.

Jesus christ though, is this not extremely uncomfortable to perform, Dooley? The angle of the bend is truly eye-watering...I'd be too scared of it getting stuck like that due to some weird ligament protest or whatever. *whimpers* :O

Amusing though, in a profoundly disturbed way. ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# AA+++++++++ Reply :)
Point 1) Yes.

Point 2) Did you know you can actually break your penis? True medical fact, that is.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# this would be a brilliant idea for the next compo...
...or not
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I didn't know they were that bendy.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# This is going to bounce round office emails for ages now.

I have had this sent to me from 2 different sources that dont even know about b3ta.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# nonononono
b3ta homepage = nsfw :(
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# is it just me..
or is your penis disturbingly tanned? Dove Summer Glow used while wanking?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# what a fantastic idea
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# let me know how it works out
cos I have a feeling that it will be the new craze and all the cool kids will be tanning their cocks
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 7:53, archived)
# that's luvly
I'm fairly surprised at some of the negative comments above though. Jumping on some moral bandwagon that exists ONLY in their head is the sort of thing people do when nobody will listen to them on any other subject.

Have a woo :-)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# I started at this for a long time,
with the full realisation that it's a cock,
then it hit me - I AM STARING AT A COCK.

Well done, I fricken love it.

Though I must admit, that must've hurt - My fiance winced when he saw this.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# worringly seems like it is only slightly larger in diameter
than your fly button.
Large button, I hope...?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Wow, contentious.
I think every active member has replied to this.

So I have to add a Woo as well. ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# well done
I have Mario envy.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Why oh why????
Red PANTS????????????
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Fucking hilarious
"Funerbing", as TheNevile said. *g*

I personally say it's the most inventive thing in trousers since the first person to do so passed through after a fart.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# as you're only 17, technically b3ta could be prosecuted for that :P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Actually B3ta is in the UK where the age of consent is 16
But maybe you could be prosecuted for looking at it?
(, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# That is awesome!!!
bendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendybendy
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)
# it's oddly mesmerising
(damn, where's the post anonymously button?)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# My god.
Excellence.. but.. i'm lost for words. :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
This is exactly why B3ta has separate Ignore, Hide and I like this! buttons. (Latter two pushed)

edit: arse, Hide doesn't removed it from the FP... as deserved as it is. Somebody post a string of excellent FP-worthy images!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# This is very onventive
I really don't want to know what sort of drugs you were on when you decided this was a good idea :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I'm the lurkiest lurker that ever lurked...
...But this has prompted me to comment. Freaking Lord Jesus, thats insane. My soul has died diminished slightly from looking. I'm not coming here again.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# pah!
amateur
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# oh dear...
...I'm sure your 0.6 posts a month will be sorely missed...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)
# pfft
0.6 posts a month Massive cock.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)
# pffft
twatsy!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Ace
I'd just like to say woo yay to that matey.

And now I'll go back to lurkin.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Everybody!
EVERYBODY'S GOT ONE. Everybody.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Mine is particularly good looking
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# What happens
if the wind changes?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# hahahha
fucking genius
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Well I have a semi
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# Yikes
Don't sneeze for fucks sake
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
# i've got to reply again
this is one of the best fps i've ever seen on b3ta - fucking brilliance
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 3:20, archived)
# hahaha
No scissors, fair enough.

Needs more "glue".
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:36, archived)
# hahaha
although mario looks jewish around the nose??!!

OMFG!!!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 8:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
That is disgusting, but it fecking genius.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# hahaha
so wrong.
Have you considered having the eyes tattoed on?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Now that....
Is an idea.
(, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Ha !
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Holy Terra!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Could've been worse
I was half expecting some sort of cock-flopping gif action...

There's always the next compo, I guess.

(Goes back to lurking)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Woh!
Clever idea. And nice cock.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha!
christ!

hahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# totally fucking awesome!
i wish mine was big enough to bend over like that
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Genius!
We have a winner!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# My ass looks like Yoshi
Growing up was hard.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
#
Are you going to do a double act with the FP Mario riding your bare Yoshi arse?
(, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Only if you have enough quarters
It takes a while to put on the paint.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Arf!
Unpleasently cock related, but arf non the less!

/me goes back to lurkage.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# /unlurk
Muchly clever, took me a while to realise what it was shockingly.

/returns to ultralurkage
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# It's post of the year
For all the right and wrong reasons. This should be mentioned on December 31st
(, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# hahah!
sexcelent
(, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# at first glance
the nose looked like a peach to me :o
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
/pukes

Hilarious, and possibly most commented on picture on b3ta ever?

Congrats.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Ha.
One of the oldest images on the net...
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Haha.
Okay then.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Zomygod
Is ur hair naturally parted?

Dread to thing what Bowser would look like! O.o

Much wooness. /clicks
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)