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# Caution: May Cause Seizures
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:21, archived)
# cool
these spack gifs really freak me out! :o)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Ah
i loved playing with that magnetic crane.
It was a game of angry shipping container bowling... using those soldiers as pins
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Ponders Nancy Alan in
The Philedelphia Experiment 1
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Is that the level from the game
or is it a Deathmatch level?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:23, archived)
# The game only has two deathmatch levels
and that's not one of them
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:24, archived)
# There are only two that came with Deathmatch
but there are now lots of others.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:27, archived)
# But the deathmatch feels so half-baked
it gets really boring... fast
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:29, archived)
# no way!
There's nothing cooler than ripping a radiator off a wall and throwing it at people :D
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:31, archived)
# what about The Fonz?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:32, archived)
# Ok there IS
something cooler.

2 Things infact,

1 is The Fonz,
the other is calling Reckless Rik a Nazi Jew :D ahhahahahaha
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:35, archived)
# I prefer to call him rachel
i think that's his real name
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:37, archived)
# Kerry "do u cam"?
;P
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:54, archived)
# there`s fuck all cool about me mate!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:54, archived)
# You're mental, you are.
It's a fantastic game. The Gravity Gun adds so much to the weaponry.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:34, archived)
# But the other weapons?
i mean... you don't even get the crowbar in deathmatch.
There hasn't been any attempt to balance the weapons.
The online gameplay doesn't feel "complete" in the way other games do (say... ut2004)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:39, archived)
# its...
from the game.

I got stuck in that area for AGES because I thought I needed to use a big container for a bridge where all I needed to do was knock over the bridge that was already there...

boo for me.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:25, archived)
# gnarrrth
dribble
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:23, archived)
# HL2 woo!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:23, archived)
# gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:23, archived)
# that's brilliant.
well done you.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Mmmm
the Half-Life 2...

My recent addiction is getting this 14 year old noob who wants to be in my CS clan, pretending I am trialling him and making him do random tasks within Counter-Strike. like "Today you must take the memory test. Crouch 5 times, Jump 5 times, Run up and down the bombsite 5 times, circle the bomb 5 times, then defuse it. Start as soon as I plant it."

Then watch him run around and follow my tasks then blow up by the bomb. Comedy fucking gold. The guy just doesn't realise that this isn't supposed to happen in a Trial :D

I had him running Laps on de_Dust2 the other night to show me that he had stamina and will power. aaaaaahahahaha :D
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:29, archived)
# You're a fucking bad man
you know that?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Get some screenshots!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:40, archived)
# I have one better than that ;)
I have movies :D
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:42, archived)
# What clan?
My clan can beat your clan ;p
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:49, archived)
# bit sad that...
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:57, archived)
# that's the best
I've ever seen.

Give yourself a hand job - you deserve it.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:36, archived)
# for extra funnyness
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:37, archived)
# Engage AntiSpack

(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:02, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:20, archived)
# wow
...wow.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:21, archived)
# :o)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Is that your new hobby?
Making people hold Photoshop lightning balls? :P
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:33, archived)
# nah
just playing with light source's trying to get the right part of the picture light and the rest dark. light balls just fit nicely with it.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:34, archived)
# Ahhh
cos they am pretty :)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:36, archived)
# cheers!
simple to make too!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:37, archived)
# I feel like i should pat her on the head
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:23, archived)
# i'm sure she wouldnt mind!
:o)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Nice
I like
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:23, archived)
# thank you!
:o)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:24, archived)
# That's great
I did a double take once I realised what she was holding.

Makes me think she is just waiting to do something spooky. Woo
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:24, archived)
# cheers!
its similar to one i made yesterday here
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:25, archived)
# pst
what is she holding?
the hope for mankind, a neon worm on a glass ball?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:27, archived)
# my balls!
oh in the picture - sorry!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:28, archived)
#
very nice
I liked your similar one yesterday. resized it and got it as wallpaper.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:28, archived)
# cool!
i didnt think anyone liked the one from yesterday! :o) thats made me happy!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:30, archived)
# Splendid, as are all your wonderously dark pieces.
I 'ain't posted in ages... lovely to see the standard is still good.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:29, archived)
# thank ya!
well done for the A in french! i was crap at that! i was better at german!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:30, archived)
# Ich mochte bitte ein kilo kartoffeln.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:42, archived)
# :o)
wurde Sie mögen Bad mit dem?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Tha am very woo
:D
The Quat! :D (thanks chobb)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:43, archived)
# thank you!
:o)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:44, archived)
# ooooh
spooky, but lovely!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:47, archived)
# :o)
thanks
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:09, archived)
# jeepers...
that is really fucking ace, very well lit, and moody. Superb
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)
# hello


also a wallpaper

(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:20, archived)
# ow do!
These are lovely.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:30, archived)
# I really like the wallpaper one
cheers!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:43, archived)
# fantastic,
as always. :)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:48, archived)
# Ignorance is bliss?
www.bbc.co.uk/wales/music/sites/tsunamireliefcardiff/pages/goldie_lookin_chain.shtml?comment=response#comment

"Brian from U.S-
How can they be that good when ain't a single bloke across the pond ever heard of em? And don't even tell me its rap cause I know I ain't ever seen an Englishman who could rap. You guys should get a music scene again and start sending over some acts....what have we gotten lately? The prodigy? Robbie Williams? The Spice Girls? Rubbish!"

His expert opinion on Goldie Looking Chain, who are the most Welsh Englishmen I have ever seen. Oh dear.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:19, archived)
# gah I needed a txt spk dictionary to understand half of those comments

(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:03, archived)
# More spam.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:17, archived)
# Arf!
and Arf! again
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:18, archived)
# woo
1 wnat my statue to have hgue impressize p eins.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Did someone say
pearoast?

(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:26, archived)
# oh look
its post man pat saluteing while a small blonde haired child in duffel coat gives him a good polish
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:28, archived)
# That
says more about *you* than it does about Pat!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:31, archived)
# arr yes
my shoes shine obsession has been noted before
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:37, archived)
# Pffffffffft.
Should that be NSFS? (not safe for school)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:30, archived)
# you r a genius
will you mary me?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:42, archived)
# Pffffttttt!
Woo yay!
The Quat! :D (thanks chobb)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:45, archived)
# Reposting whore
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:50, archived)
# All they need now is some monkey beer!

If you look closely enough you may be able to see the real Dick! (And I do mean closely!)

my first ever Beattie meme post!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Is he up that lady on the left's arse?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:15, archived)
# Is he in disguise
as a sunday roast?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Then what does that lady on the left have up her arse?
By the look on her face, it's the whole beattie. Maybe they've cloned him.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:17, archived)
# I think the lady on the left is his wife Flo
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:17, archived)
# Aaah, it's all okay then.
Bless her cotton socks.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:18, archived)
# I see him
on the left next to Flo.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:17, archived)
#
We have a winner. I would have expected you to get it right though, since you took the pictures! :p
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:23, archived)
# If only I did take the pictures
what a chace that would be to meet the great Dick Beattie.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:30, archived)
# nice
...that reminds me. I found this today.
haha
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:23, archived)
#
thats great, I didn't realise they used any of our stuff! Did you get ought for it?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:25, archived)
# naaaaaah
but they did email and ask permission, but didn't bother telling me where / how or even which one they wanted to use.

I wonder why they didn't use this one?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:29, archived)
# haha!
That's ace.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:31, archived)
#
pffft!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:31, archived)
# marvellous
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:00, archived)
# as a winner
I got some cool C4 DVDs including Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure.

:o)

but they did promise a credit link to my site and didn't deliver:
www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/C/christmas/gallery/page_02.html
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
That's fantastic
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:28, archived)
# woo!
here goes then...

(Monkey Beer - monkeys swear by it!)




(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:29, archived)
# *breaks into song*
Moonkkey beer, moonkey beer. Pour it in your ear it'll last all year. Smooth and Tangy with hairs a plenty. Open it up and watch it get empty...

yyyeaaaah!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:38, archived)
# or
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:39, archived)
# WOOOO!!
I luf teh Monkey XD
The Quat! :D (thanks chobb)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Watch out!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
# woo
yay
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:04, archived)
# FOUR!!11
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:04, archived)
# that, sir, is woo


but i was expecting it to whack the ball
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:05, archived)
# !!!
look at the sweet girls...


(i bet they are all granny's now)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:17, archived)
# granny's gonna get you too.
mwuhahh ah ahaha a aaah
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:17, archived)
# good heavens
that's ace
'noon all
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Ha ha!
That's great!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Drive it
Drive it hard

woo
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Super!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:14, archived)
# that's great
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:30, archived)
# Schwak it!
Hard!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:08, archived)
# almost 12 hours late
but this is cunting great.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] damn you all to hell..!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Woo!
Top!


(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Hehehehe
:)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)
# You damn dirty ape!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:03, archived)
# "oh my god
I was wrong
it was Earth
all along
now you've finally made a monkey
out of me"!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:05, archived)
# I hate every ape I see
from chimpan-a
to chimpanze
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# -Can I play the piano anymore?
-of course you can!
-well I couldn't before
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# What's wrong with me?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:12, archived)
# I think you're crazy

(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:17, archived)
# I want a second opinion
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:17, archived)
# Your also lazy
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:22, archived)
# You're also lazy

(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:22, archived)
# The close up reveals all.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:08, archived)
# *vomits*

*then fwaps*
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# twice
in the face
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:15, archived)
# seamless
and disturbing into the bargain
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:15, archived)
# jsdfhlsgljk
Yoinks!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Mick Hucknall?
That makes no sense.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:20, archived)
# 'Damn you all to hell!'
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:26, archived)
# It's all so clear now!
Woo yay btw ;)
The Quat! :D (thanks chobb)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:47, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Mutated in
Wales
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:55, archived)
# ha ha
I'm staying out of the fields this spring...
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:55, archived)
# I want one!
What do you call it?
A Cylamat?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:56, archived)
# I call it Fred :)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Quick! Spang it!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:57, archived)
# I want
one.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:58, archived)
# i'm sure you can buy a pan
now all you need is someone to stand near you
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:59, archived)
# maybe he cant buy a pan
now he isnt allowed in the town centre anymore
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
# They banned me
for crimes against Tea :(
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:03, archived)
# rightly so
In my day crimes against tea would get you transported
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:05, archived)
# best woo ever :)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
# FANTABULOUS!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:59, archived)
# is it a ship?
(sheep with one eye...)
/coat
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Before computers were invented in Russia.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
That made my day.

Genie-us.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:50, archived)
# fabulous
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Woo
Yay
Houpla

:¬)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:51, archived)
# brillig
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:51, archived)
# that rocks my socks and cock
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Rocks off cocks on socks.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Ooh er
and I was thinking of the grunting Scottish women sweepers and curlers at the Olympics.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:54, archived)
# steady
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:57, archived)
# oh yeah I remember them.. munters the lot of them

"hurray hurray! sawft! sawft! quack! irn bru! gurtars!"
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:57, archived)
# BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH
BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:00, archived)
# tetris, TETRIS!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:03, archived)
# bloody
marvellous!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
# That's fucking special.
FP it hard!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
# haha
fucking awesome :D
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
# TETRIS NOW!
But who played the traditional tetris music?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Your mother?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Ooooh
with a complementary G!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:53, archived)
# excellent use of hummus
and shoppery talent!

Woo! Yay! and Houpla!


(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:55, archived)
# I'd play that.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Yes
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:58, archived)
# if that's not in the next winter games
there's something seriously wrong with the world
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Top stuff !
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
# yay
top stuff
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
# hahahaha
Nice one!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# that is teh brilliant!!!!!!!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# That is..
...ACE!

FP well deserved, I think there would have been a riot had that not happened!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:10, archived)
# woo and yay

brilliant as always
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# FP it hard
marvellous
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:12, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that am teh woo
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:15, archived)
# That's Monkeon standard, that.
Which is about as good as it gets.

Ace.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:32, archived)
# tetriffic
woo
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:46, archived)
# TAG IT
TAG IT HARD
You know the sun will crop off your tag at the bottom and viral it
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Genie-arse
Fanta-stick
Soup-herb
W/Y/H
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Haha!
Genius
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:29, archived)
# This
is genius
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)
# Yes.
This must be done in real life somewhere.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:45, archived)
# Digs around pocket....
...

.

.

...
...

....
.......Have a WOO!!!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 17:38, archived)
# absolute
utter YES!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 18:19, archived)
# that is truly brilliant
i would actually marry that picture
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 19:18, archived)
# woo
yay
houpla
panowie
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 1:34, archived)
# sheer brilliance.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 2:01, archived)
# hahahaha
that am teh best
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 23:20, archived)
# 1967...


Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♫
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:48, archived)
# dont
tell him pike!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:49, archived)
# They don't like it up 'em!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I look like I just shat my pants!

*remembers when photo was taken . . .

*shuts up


(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Tragic pea roast...
From the weekend. Anyone know who made the original spreadsheet? As some bloke is a good credit to give.

www.crabdancing.co.uk/BR.html

(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:45, archived)
# haha!
Oh! lunchtime! what is everyone lunching on today?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:47, archived)
# sandwiches! ... err just for a boring change
*gets depressed*
*kills self*
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:48, archived)
# what kind of sandwiches?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Tuna Mayonaise salad, I'm afraid . . .


(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:48, archived)
# I had a tuna sandwich a couple of weeks ago,
and it had a flat crunchy bit of bone in. I can only assume it was a bit of skull or spine.

It was John-fucking-West tuna too.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Most likely dolphin spine.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# THat sounds ok
so long as you have some bread you can make sandwiches out of it.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:05, archived)
# I just had a bowl of Country Crisp.
I hate the curly nut things in it though.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:49, archived)
# pubic hairs?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Arf.
Yes. Yes, probably.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:53, archived)
# For lunch?
how queer!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Over-priced
'cram as much as you can into the box' serve yourself salad
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:49, archived)
# THey're quite good
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:04, archived)
# frittata
seafood
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:49, archived)
# ahh fish supper
excellent

(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
# not really
its like an ommlette for fat people
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:58, archived)
# with chips?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:04, archived)
# 3 tablespoons of ambition, three times a day
well, actually, a coffee and gonna have a sandwich
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:50, archived)
# A good sandwich?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Lentil
and lamb curry with narn breed :¬)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
# .. from Narnia?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Hmmmm,
the best sounding luch so far
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:03, archived)
# I had a double cheese burger with bacon and sausage
from a burger van down the street. mmmm the grease...
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
# for 32K you should be able to afford something a bit more poesh
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Hey, hey, 32k.
What does that get you today?

er, lunch.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:54, archived)
# and a nice cuppa Rosie Lea
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:55, archived)
# I was actually thinking of lyrics to that the other day for me ;)
What I got was

Hey Hey 32k, What will that get you today?
A hardcore Jacket, made of leather.
It's Ben Sherman, can't get better.

At this point I ran out of ideas.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:01, archived)
# I thought that you'd probably be stuffing your
32k face with lobster and caviar.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Noooo...
I only like the greasy stuff from a mangled filthy bastard of a burger van.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# I only just discovered that there's a burger van
just a 5 minute wlak from my work, I may sample it's goods the morn.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:08, archived)
# More beer
/11 hour drinking binge for Australia Day
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Sound clean and crisp!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Too much is never enough!
Brewed by monkeys, with monkeys, for monkeys.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:11, archived)
# cheese, cucumber and coleslaw sandwiches
Smokey bacon crisps,
Homemade ginger cake,
Maltesers,
Maybe an orange,
water
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:55, archived)
# mmm a diet fit for a vegetarian king
excellent
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:59, archived)
# bloody hell, it is too
hmm, best go take a bite out of an animal
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Kill it first,
then walk away after only taking a bite, to prove to us that you aren't a vegetarian.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:12, archived)
# hmmm
sounds good apart from the cucumber.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
# hmm
blue stilton, camembert, black sausage, ryvita,
cream crackers & hummous. Airwaves for desert
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:03, archived)
# ooooh! nice!
I have stilton, bierwurst, coleslaw, pickle, mustard, tomato and lettuce club sandwiches and a litre of IRN BRU.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# a litre!?
you crazy crazy monkey!

EDIT: And is bierwurst 'Beer Sausage'? If so, I want one
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# I don't think there's beer in it
garlic and mustard seeds though.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:15, archived)
# sounds good
the iron bru should get that sausage working nicely. office revenge.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:29, archived)
# olive and feta pasta salad
lubricated with mayonnaise
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:05, archived)
# oh no!
I don't like that.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# it's only on recommendation from some hippy headteachers newsletter :)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Woo
That was fantastic
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:52, archived)
# That sah, made me chuckle.
I did love it so. And love it with all my soundless school computerness.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:36, archived)
# Found it
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:47, archived)
# Rod was terribly excited about his new suit . . .



(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:41, archived)
# oh yes! now that ROCKS!

*joins in*
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:42, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
I can't stop staring at that.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Go Rod, GO ROD!!!
WOO!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Man, he's sure got the moves!
D'ya reckon he knows Kung-Fu?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Nah!
He's playing 'trains'


(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:45, archived)
# It all makes so much more sense now!
Woo-woo! Choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo choo Woo-woo!

edit: I think I've shit me pants.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:47, archived)
# My shitpanted brother!
*gives some brotherly man-love*
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:59, archived)
# eww . . .
*shuns


(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Come baaack!
*Chases with open, shitty arms*
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:02, archived)
# woo
street fighting man
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:44, archived)
# That is grand!
Has he just seen some hot legs?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Even better!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:51, archived)
# That's woo.
Have a frog a la Peche.

biroart t-shirts
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:48, archived)
# There is only one thing more disgusting . . .
. . .




. . .



Peche a la frog!!

Hahahahahahahahaha! Thanks! PC was Geniarse!


(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:50, archived)
# ...ever tried
toad's legs w/ marmite
nice pic
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Woo yay etc.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Very
noice :¬)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Robotozilla!


Aha. Smaller, (improved?) compo entried, click the pic for a bigger version.

PS. Ta, Haberman.

PPS. Yes, I am losing my mind.

(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:39, archived)
#
Are you really losing your mind?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Yes
In that, I'm overrunning on my PhD, I'm not being paid, I have labwork and a thesis to write, and I spend lots of my time plonking my little brother dressed as a robot into odd pictures and posting them on b3ta. Time management. I need to do that!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Really?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Really.
Damn, me still wasting time.

(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:44, archived)
# I see.
Are you really, truly out of your mind, in an extreme sense?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Really?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:51, archived)
# In an extreme sense?
Really.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:55, archived)
# Really?
Hello?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:23, archived)
# I think he needs a kick up the arse
and not therapy, if that's what your asking.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:29, archived)
# I went and did some work
Ow. My arse is sore.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:16, archived)
# EGG BARS?!
how very queer
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:48, archived)
# I was just thinking that!
Egg Bars = Queer!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:50, archived)
# s'true . . .



(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:54, archived)
# No one ever made much of a fuss about that one,
But it was still one of Alberts simplest, yet most inspired discoveries.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:57, archived)
# pffft! and he knew what he was talking about did Frank Einstein
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Cousin of Albert?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Well, I think from memory
Ginsters made it.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 14:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:37, archived)
# the lady behind looks like Skeletor
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:39, archived)
# i have skeletor on
my bedroom wall, in nazi format
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:42, archived)
# response 1: "do you wank over it?"
response 2: "should have guessed"
response 3: "is that different from a .jpeg?"
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:50, archived)
# ...
1: No,
2: It's drawn on my wall with permanent marker, When I decorated my room the idea was to paint it white and draw all over it. I ran out of marker ink and couldnt be fucked to buy a new pen. Other characters on my wall include "Trained Monkey, Death Trained Monkey, Weebl, Bob, We am de best hat, Hairy lee and the Jams, Batman x lots, urr... and many many more :)"
3: Yes
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:56, archived)
# I'd like to see that...err...
...Skeletor, not errr, ummm... your bedroom.

/coat
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Which one?
/squints

(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:06, archived)
# ha aha ha hahah aha
i can see these running for all eternity...
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:39, archived)
# yay for elderly hummus
hi hi hi
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:40, archived)
# woo
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:43, archived)
# hahahahh!
those perverted Ashendon on Bucks folks!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Haha
panic at t'letterboard
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:49, archived)
# 9

last one of the day
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Hehehehe!
I never knew there was so much in it . . .


(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:34, archived)
# hahahhaha
:D haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahha!!!!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Uve just given me an Idea
B3ta trading cards! They'll be bigger than pogs, alas i lack the energy to create them.

More Cat!
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:39, archived)
# pearoast
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaa
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:42, archived)
# I want a conclusion
whats he gonna do with the hair?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:44, archived)
# I'm working on that one
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahaha,
what a silly bunt!

/python
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello Grapple Fans


And welcome to the Queensway Hall Dunstable for an afternoon of weeny wrestling.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:32, archived)
# haystacks
woo
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:40, archived)
# almost like
the real thing
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:41, archived)
# GOS... I made this for you.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:29, archived)
# Tis i!
hurray, thank you
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:31, archived)
# now in my profile
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:36, archived)
# nasty nosebleed there ;)

actually that`s a really good likeness
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Did another pic for Manchester Uni Sub-Aqua Club.

Whatchyall think?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:27, archived)
# "music" and "scuba" and you could be on "2" a winner
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:28, archived)
# I like sub aqua.
It's a good hobby.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:29, archived)
# Type Two Shuttle:
here is my CGI version:


(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:26, archived)
# KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
:D
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Thanks
.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:28, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:54, archived)
# fantastic stuff! woo
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:29, archived)
# i'd like to but
I only do 3d :(
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:41, archived)
# the plan is to eventually make it 3d
once I have sorted the bulk of the programming out.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Once it goes
3D, look me up.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:44, archived)
# will do
:)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 12:47, archived)

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