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# Bank holiday weekend pun time


(A 'gif-rent' kettle of fish)
(mox "My mind is telling me no...", Fri 4 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yeehaw! Have my very first EVAR animated fish pun
.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# two puns for the price of one! *small hands over loose change*
And woo to original
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Haha!
Zero points for marine & aquatic biology. A pike chasing clownfish?

/something fishy blog
(mouldycheese, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# crappypaintmashanimation time! Sir Itchybumbum!
.
Previously


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
the most woo thing i have seen all day, comedy gold sir, comedy gold.

[edit]i love how the horses slide ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I had an itchy bumbum last night . . .
and rather than a simian finger insertion, I decided to try the rather more canine bare-arsed 'toboggan' along the carpet . . . The Manager of DFS was very understanding . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:26, archived)
# That would explain
the 15 police cars blue-ing and two-ing past the gasometer last night...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Hello?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Hehehe
you're a man on a mission.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# hahahahah
nice one Hat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# you are a star
and that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha
You mental. I love this series with all my heart, lungs and other giblets.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bloody marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I love these
You am silly though Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# heh.
you daft head.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Woo!
To the alt text as well :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:26, archived)
# C];0)
your suggestions are on the list


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Wooyay :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# I've been waiting 3 minutes for the text above your hat
Also: That's rather woo, roffle, *clcik*, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:26, archived)
# heheh
You need to add a poo trail behind them, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I did that on the amoeba and whale ones . .
I dunno why I stopped . . .

Right! If I do any more of these, I shall ensure full skiddage


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# More of this sort of nonsense!
WOO.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahha!
I worry about you :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
# haha
!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
this wins teh internets!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahaahahahahaaa!
*gasps*

best series ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# you say that
but it's not even in the popular payge . . .

EDIT: Yay! Yes it is!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# comedy genious!
woo

yay

houpla


*click*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# *clicky clicky lots-of-woo*
Dear god, FP this.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Prithee sir, more of this madness, I beseech thee!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# i like it!
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 4 May 2007, 23:59, archived)
# stop....
please...
crying....
laughter.... too much... *thud*
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Mon 7 May 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Sorry.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# You should be
Woo nonetheless
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:18, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Not shopped!
Someone at Rhondda-Cynon-Taf must be a b3ta fan, this is their new anti-dog-fouling poster!

(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# hahahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# a b3tan
or a paedophile
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Haha
Grim
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# those kerazy welsh
some of those letters don't even make real words.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# someday they will be able to afford keyboards
with more than just the middle row of keys
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I was there last weekend and saw that.
And all I could think of was b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
utterly delicious! who could have fucking commisioned this except a welsh person!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# tasty sweetcorn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *checks profile*
So you'd be the guy who wipes his arse with his t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# twice apparently
hahaha...i forgot i had already posted that story (it's one of my favorites) and then i could never delete either of them! now i sound transfixed with t-shirt bum wiping
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# P
and indeed fft!
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# How exactly did you manage to wipe your arse with your tshirt?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# someone will complain about it and it'll be withdrawn.
because people are stupid like that. nevermind that it gets the message across better than anything else.


plus... is that £75 fine? um... not high enough.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# The problem is that its not very easy to police
especially at early o'clock when people go walk their dogs
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# some sort of dog nappy would be in order
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha
silly bint, just the idea made me think of old ladies combing poo out of their dogs matted bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:26, archived)
# fucking lazy park keepers
they should be forced to get up early.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Park keepers?
Round here they let the dogs shit in the streets =/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# fucking 9-5 police force.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# that's a good poster
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Where did they get childhood pictures of rob from?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 14:18, archived)
# There's lovely, and I bet it tastes better than Pot Noodle...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
*Dies*
This is all the ace.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Pfft!
hole in one!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Hoopla!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# fucking hell
he's got some balls!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
Utterly mad.
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# hahahaha
wonderfullness
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# haha, I be liking this....clicks.....
Should have added the golf ball hitting the Moon..... it would have left a hole making it look like a "Moon" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# haha
best thing for days! 2 fantastic posts in a row, what are the chances?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# that's no golf ball...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# haha
That is truly inspired.

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# See!?
thass how we all feel about you!

C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Brill!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Hahah
straight to the front page - congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# wow
that was immensely fast. but well deserved!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Pffffft!
Have a woo, sir!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# awesomes!
7 awesomes!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# that's the sort of thing that makes me come back here time and time again
absolutely brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I love these multi-panel cartoons
They kick the shit out of animations
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# This picture
Is far too big. Please reduce the size to save yourself a roasting

Thanks
(eddie fingers, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# *looks at picture*
*looks at eddie*
*looks at picture again*
*looks at replies*
*looks at eddie*

yes.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# ha ha ha
i was only fucking about, i actually clicked it cos it was that good
(eddie fingers, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# After 5 and a half years he probably knows what he's doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# FP this now
;)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# That's no moon...
Haha you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Oof my word
That fair made me chortle it did. Thank thee kindly...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Inspired!
Genius!
Godlike.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
Got in from work to see this. Nearly spat beer allover my new tv laughin :) Woo Yay
(Jazz Pirate never says die, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe*
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
funniest ever thing i saw

*edit* more funny on second look unbelievable what planet do you REALLY come from?
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# eh...
i don't get it.
(Lil' Alan, Sat 5 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# RIS
ible
(spankboy11 spanks boys. 11 of them, Mon 7 May 2007, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I thought it meant "money"..
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# aargh beeeeeeees!

hehe *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# are they free?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Bah!
Dum!
*tish*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# hahah
what the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Brilliant!
You! Right there! Brilliant! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# cannot...synthesise...information
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# This ^
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Covered in beeeeeeeeeeeees!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Covered in beeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# i like my women like i like my coffee
COVERED IN BEES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Wahey!
I like my women like I like my coffee.
In a plastic cup.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# bitter and murky
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# in liquid form
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# instant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# filled to the rim
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# from behind, dressed like a catholic schoolgirl
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Now that I can manage
*gets outfit out of wardrobe*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Damn, torn.
Care for the Lt Uhura costume instead?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# only if you black up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# One coffee, from behind, dressed as a schoolgirl coming right up
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Ou est le singe?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# dans l'arbre
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Classic :)
I love the Izzard
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# with a spoon in it
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# anally?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# 'I like it black.
Like my men'
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# ground up in a jar by the kettle
or

Bitter and strong

or

made by someone else
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# i like my women like i like my coffee
/scalds penis
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged behind a donkey across the andes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *protects*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha! fucking intense! ruuun!
am I stupid though...how did he win?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# he won by matching
apples and pairs = stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *grinds teeth*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# haha
you're too clever for me. have an extra WOO *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
/runs

I remember "The Swarm". I think it had Michael Caine in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# ho
yus!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
Marvellous idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# ouch
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# yikes!
but still wooness
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Nice!
Very well thought out .... Like it!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 5 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
#

What should I doodle the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I don't know
but that's beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# THE CURTAINS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# A BATH
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# YOUR PENSION
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Away from home to brentford?
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# now, now . . .
JJ has started asking for suggestions in a thread with a highly amusing and well executed animation . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# now, see.
those would have worked if JJ had said 'draw' instead of 'doodle'

i believe the correct term is FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# You killed my dream
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# lol
they doodled in the bath
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# he edited after i'd posted those
so technically, not a fail
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Ironman eating Poptarts
that have ejected from his chestplate
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# One of your animal laydee types
Doing a little Battle Re-enactment. Wielding a crossbow.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Spectacular!
draw something completely non-erotic in an erotic way.

like a sexy milk carton or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# phwoooooaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# a picture of something or someone
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Big boobs on sexy wimminz
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# ^this FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Brilliant!

I'd like to see Scarlet in 1920's flapper gear . . . beads and tassels . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# ooh, that sounds brill!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# The Nurses from Silent Hill
...vs. Nurse Sally.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Pyramid head was better..
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Can never be dun enough in my opinion
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# He was f**kin scary in the game......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Nurse Sally will be on her way to a Silent Hill type location.....
....just as soon as she escapes the Antarctic.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Oooh.
Super.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Why, sir!
I DO believe that you are nurse KERAZZEY!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Draw Colin Firth
Weeping over a copy of "Pride And Prejudice" whilst masturbating into a shawl previously worn by Jennifer Ehle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Battle of the boobs : Round 2
(maybe with some kind of weapons)
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# semi automatic nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I love women of that caliber
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# by caliber you mean..
Let me tell you a little story about a man named Shh!
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# You're a Chloe fan, aren't you?
www.b3ta.com/board/7152782
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I'm a big boob fan.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Who isn't..
everybody's a fan
or stalker
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Timothy Claypole
lapdancing
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I've still got your tape
sorry, I'll post it back
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# hilary
in a see-thru nightie, it's a nylon/rayon mix and is starting to produce static electicity as it rubs on her fur.

the effects are surprising, yet slightly erotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# One of your laydees
Enacting a scene from Red Dwarf's Gunmen of the Apocalypse (probably Loretta)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# The moon
in a spoon.

And squirrel with tits!
(duck Quack !, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Hooray!
First thing I've seen on here today and I like it.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Mick Hucknall circa 1995
furiously wanking, with a fistful of wire-wool, into a hobo's begging cup.

And then a combine harvester drives up his arse or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# That Mick Hucknall!
What a card!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# a visual depictation of the song "mustang sally"
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# doodle dandy.
Dandy highwayman Adam Ant that is. This week, his beleagured brain has lead him to a fish market and he has waved an antique musket at a stall holder threatening to blow his fucking brains out.
Furtunately, comedy bald man Ross Kemp is on hand to save the day by staring in a stern yet wooden manner at Adam. He does not however know that Ant and his unusual brainpan have an unholy love for bald men and the stench of fish. The combination is all too much and he goes for Kemp like a Pinscher for a child, pinning him down, tearing his denim clothing from his body and ramming bucket after bucket of rancid fish guts into his sore and swollen bellend.

Bella Emberg watches from a safe distance gently frigging herself with a live perch.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fucking hell

You should make a library of all these, you really should.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I've been reposting some on Rob's Mr Biffo comp page
but I can't find many through glassco.cx, I dunno what to search for.

www.robmanuel.com/2007/05/04/mr-biffo-compo/
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# rancid bellend
tattered anus

fetid mimsy

engorged rectum
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# you'd think so wouldn't you

but I'm more original than you realise and rarely actually repeat myself.

edit/ engorged bought up a few though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# You could
try this search. It should be all JJ's posts where he used the Toon Time images.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Ta, that's quite handy
I'll put together a book in time for next christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Kat
meeting lion-o from thundercats!
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# ^^^This!^^^
(!)
(I helped save b3ta! Herbicide wants a word., Fri 4 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Worth the flaming
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# lol
he's a sue-er!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# This is the SFW edition
dont ask for the NSFW version
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# personally
I think the guy is just flogging a dead hooker

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# after he fed it to a dead horse maybe
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
#
sue-er sewer



[edit]grrrrr, got there in the end
(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
#
sure
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Shoer?
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# yes
I am
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Sure? Zoo-er?
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# michael douglas?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Er, RIS?
Who is he?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Jack Thompson...Worlds biggest douche
bandwagons on blaiming video games for everything, wars, violence, tax, jews, the lot
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Jack Thompson
American Lawyer type who constantly tries to blame any death he can get his hands on, on computer games
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# he's such a waste of space
oh noes! he'll try and sue me now!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# who is it?
is it one of these super-litigeous mad lawyer type people?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# basically, read above
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# tell him that video games told you to do it
and that sony has encoded secret subversive messages into its PS3
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# :D
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# that messes with my head, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *gets stuck in a tesco'y value infinite loop*
arrrrrgh!!!!
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# dude
this aisle is like, never ending

I never saw so much ragu
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Thats aisle number 2 then
everyone loves magical trevor
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# he's ever so clever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# *starts humming tune in head*
thats me set for the rest of the days work ^^
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Hehehe, i might submit that to tesco..
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# tesco value spacetime anomaly
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# christ
I just watched some clips of him spouting baseless nonsense

all very sad really
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# driving is fun!

click for full colour version

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# hehe
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# i can hear the little *bloop* noise
that you get when jumping on a mushroom in super mario bros...

*bloop*

*bloop*

*bloop*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# more bloop bloop!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# OMG YOU PSYCHO... YOU PLAYED GTA TOO MUCH
and now you are killing people and stealing daughters OMGS RUN...

sorry, just read another bitch by jack thompson of you know who he is... could watch this for hours though lol
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# jack thomson was sexually abused by sonic the hedgehog
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Hopefully not just sonic, but also master chief, doom marine, samus aran and all the gta main characters
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# id like to be abused by samus aran
she could drink my phazon any day
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Agreed, but she will use her lazer arm thing
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# seems that folk are getting sick of his spurious legal crap
so who knows what'll happen :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# When was anyone not sick, seriously
he blaimed virginia tech on gta before they knew who did it... the guy never owned a game...

reply: HIS COUSIN DID
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha
whatever happened to blaming stuff on Carmageddon?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Yeah, and thrill kill getting banned
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# unfortunately these bandwagon humping idiots have been around since the dawn of time
it was dancing making the youth go bad, then cartoons, then .. oh.. yeah ww2 n/m about that then it was rock'n'roll then it was the 60's then it was satanic heavy metal

and fuckers always end up worshipping these numpties as if they are all knowing and original

people never learn in the main, it seems
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# My thoughts exactly..
i had to do a presentation on him without swearing and calling him a fuckmook..
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# MADNESS!
it can't be done!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# It couldnt... i failed, i called him a hamtouching freak
and waste of a wank i beleive
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# the man is a vigorous throbbing poo head
for certain
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# i play a lot of tetris and i raped a load of babies last night
coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# only if you did both at the same time
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Heard, yet still funny, as is about tetris
I played oblivion yesterday and i wanna kill patrick stewart...
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# OOOPENNN THE DOOOORRRS TO OBLIIIVIIIONNN!
(I'm a classically trained actor, by the way, I don't just do star trek)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# you did that last week aswell
ruddy perv
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# them babies is SEXY
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I hope this is your board stats quote.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# I jest drove a car out of the boatyard and into the sea, then I stole someone's dinghy and nearly got run over by a yacht
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# that is loverly!
have a trapesium head, poor optimisation, bored day at work, ms paint man
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# optimisation! everything gets so big so quickly
:/

and I wasn't even excited

and yay for trapezium head!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# now I can help you here . . .
either save as a gif BEFORE you draw (with reduced colours)

or save as bitmap and then plug into www.cellsea.com/java-cellsea/media/index.htm which saves it as a high quality gif


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# jesus, that's a bit clever innit?!
as always, I bow down to your ms paint knowledge mr hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# he is the win ;)
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# ALWAYS happy to help . . . ANYONE!
I dislike people who post effortless tat and claim 'I've only got paint' as an excuse not that I ever point it out, I'm ALL fluff thesedays . . . C];0) EDIT: I also dislike blashphemy . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# sorry you misunderstand
my mate jesus gonzales is lurking on the board at the moment and I just wanted to bring his attention to the post.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# rar
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# yay
needs more blood tho :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# oooh, it looks like this month's comics have arrived :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# you get a delivery of a months supply of comics?
woo

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# i do them mail order
so i get a month's supply at a time delivered.

and wouldn't you know it, the last issue of #52 just missed getting in this month's package.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Zipping along like that
compressing space and time
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I like this
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# who can't resist a bit of car on unlucky human action
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Mighty physics!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# indeed
cause of many things bouncing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# I like the wheels.
Yessssss.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# everyone loves wheels!
it's because they are wheely good!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# just the one?
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# yeah
I thought about that

I should have made him drop from the sky and then bounce to the left or something :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:21, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Its from Lock Stock N 2 Smoking Barrels
aristotlepingpongtiddlysub
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I was unaware tiddlywinks had so many rules
i feel awakened..

oh and cool pic as well
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# erm...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# now, now . . .
Woo! Yay! or say nothing . . . C];0D

no, I haven't got a clue . . . it IS well shopped, though


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# i wasn't negative though
'damn those neutrals! damn them to HELL'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# "and tell my wife i said... hello"
Futurama - Brannigan Begin Again, got it right this time
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# :D
/owns all the boxsets
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# ^boxset buddies^
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# too complex eh
Guy Ritchie's Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footie."


(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Damn
Beat me to it :)

*curses your fastness
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# ah yes i remember now
compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Genius...
...that Aristotle bloke. Who did you think I was talking about?
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# for missethel
as requested

Clank for biggins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I am in your debt forever master!
I will make you some pate out of nasel hair and yeast
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# hoorah!
it's not all bad, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# it is if someone doesnt explain that handle on his head...
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# if he's carried, he instantly becomes portable
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# For what perpose.. portible curry guzzler is in low demand these days
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# is this the bloke I posted earlier?
that was swallowing his own head?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Ron Jeremy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha, in that film where everyone ate eachother
(/bottom)
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
#
(Young Ones - Episode: Flood)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Ah it was one of those things...
pedantic bastard... lol

thanks for making me look silly in front of the guys
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# *points*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# i'm going to run home crying now... and eat till i feel better...
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# make sure you have some fine cheese and some fine wine
that always makes the difference.

i remember one i had some rubbish english red wine that tasted like ribena and some mild white cheddar, it was rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I shall have ribena instead, dont like teh wine!
I feel ashamed to show my e-face around here now... bigger boys will laugh
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# take them round the back of the bikesheds and flash them your boobies for 50p a time
you'll be quids in and they will all respect you again.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Money is worth it, but i have no male boobs sorry
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Also
Bottom's Out - the episode set on Wimbledon Common
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# So was i right?
if i was there may be a hamtouching thread in declaration
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Bah!
he might be right.

*shakes fist at edmonson and maylle for recycling jokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I demand a ticker tape parade to apologise
...i just want ticker tape really
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# pffft
'nings sir
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# 'nings
and 'noons to you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Oh!
I see who y'mean now! No, it's half Bill Bailey half some bloke I saw in an issue of Amiga Power last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# AMIGA POWER! Lummee.
What about Amiga Format?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Amiga doormat?!
Not on my shift sir! *lovingly strokes his AP collection*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# next i want to see him
trying to suck-start a motorbike. with such a small mouth he must have developed prehensile sucking power!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# That or giving *insert male you hate here* a blowob
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Y knaaa
I'd so this if I knew what "suck start a motorbike" looked like... it sounds rather rum.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# careful
there could be lumps of minced lamb.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# isnt that season 7 of 24...
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Arf!
that reminds me i watched the southpark episode yesterday where there's a nuke up hilary clinton snatch.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Shh i havent seen it, i hear it is bauertastic...
*adds to dictionary*
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# it is indeed
and worth watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# LOLTONYBBQ

Maybe this should have been Gordon?
(Mr_Rigby, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# maybe it just shouldn't have been
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Not for long he aint
*cries*
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# LOLOTICS!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# text on a picture flavoured goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# It should have been the entire labour party
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# lol
txt on a pichure

:(

you maak baby cows go die.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# more beefs for all.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
# is this a new rule now?
we aren't allowed text on a picture anymore?
fuck me this place is becoming ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
#
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:13, archived)
# i don't know why...
but this makes me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# its the rophynol
sorry
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# LOLERRAPES!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Well technically you were LOLERRAPED... but who is counting
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# if fine if it funny and orignal
but when it's a shit old joke that pushes something off the baord i get annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# sorry to pick on you mr o'thodin
but if people just got on with it instead of nitpicking evey little thing, this place would be everso much more fun

i like flaming idiots as much as the next person, but there has to be line somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I'm confused
What have you done with the real mictoboy?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# fuck off n00b
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# TITS or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# your little girlfriend was wearing some really short shorts last night
nice legs too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# what the who now?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# pfft
Stacey from 'enders!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# i'm cut to the quick
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# i'm not sure if i would or not
sometimes i think i would, then other time she starts to speak and screws her face up.

plus shes been sullied by bradleys dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Soon all text will be banned and we will have to represent things with tiny animations
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 4 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# ^this^ would be banned though *paradox*
that idea scares me, i cant draw
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# no, but . . .
'simply changing the text on a source picture that has been used many times before gets on people's nerves. We would much rather see what the dark recesses of your imagination can produce instead.'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# it entirely depends on the joke imho
and jumping on someone for something that another person got woos for doesn't create a happy board atmosphere
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I entirely agree
but would tentatively add that you're not fluffy 100% of the time . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# absolutely
and i reserve the right to be a miserable cunt

but (i hope) i flame only the deserving - there maybe a few people who get caught in the crossfire, but generally i mean well.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Y'see THAT'S the problem . . .
the people you think deserve . . . even when you're a bit grumpy because the postman didn't deliver your 'special' dvds that morning?

I vote for 100% fluff, 100% of the time! yes, yes, I know I'm not . . . but I'm trying


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# cool
*fluffs*
and they aren't DVDs they're maga...i've said too much
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# oh yes, so they are . . .
I missed the tiny staple holes in your last celebratory post . . . C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# oh no you wouldn't...
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# indeed
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I think the issue is effort
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# i think hummus is more important than effort
not that effort is without merit, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# agreed
hummus + effort = clicks
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Text on a pic to the max
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# shitting crikey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# That's a very valid point
(and a very WOO! anim)

Alice Cooper took 8 hours in Paint



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# have you seen
www.paintmash.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Well done!
Have a woo on me.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# ahh come on...they are fucking shit though aren't they?
even 2D did better than them
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Baby cows
v. tasty. Sorry got a bit excited, text on picture == bad. I did spend some time choosing the right colour for the text tho ... * gets coat*
(Mr_Rigby, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# well, that's what governments do.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I'd be rather annoyed if they didn't to be honest
(horrid, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:11, archived)
# me too
it's what they spend it on that's the main debate.

personally i'd have to go for less guns, etc, and more cool shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# meh

Clank for biggins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahaah, what a predicament
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# That scares me
for some reason

edit: are you David Lynch by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Impossible, this pic makes sense...
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# christ I wish
I love his "how a mouse works" pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# How did he get so many double chins if he can't eat?
bleary late drug addled 'nings to all

/sciatica blog

and wooooooo to pic, obviously, i quite like these
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# He
siphons curry through a straw
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Of course!
sorry, I am really not with it

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# A crazy straw!
i want a pic of that!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Hoho
Ho ho ho ho ho!
(Mr_Rigby, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# uh oh
someone should buy him a fruit knife
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# ^that^
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# that looks like the bloke I posted earlier
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
"Useless fucking cretin."
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# You just never know what that guy is thinking...
(spook, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Is he staring at Barry Scott?
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha
he's a GAY
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# *winds handle*
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

My site
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Pffft!
its been a good week, you're on a roll
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# the hummus has been plentyful
and the employment has been minimal
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# this whole society is upside down
in another world we would be kings
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# That took far to long to get.. *slow*
Very woo though
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
*Clicks*
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# surely not worth it's own thread...
but it is the middle of the day.




But my computer is busy dying... Now how does this message help me at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *strains eyes trying to read*
*gives up*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# tis
cfb linked
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# "Surely not worth it's own thread"
But you give it one anyway. WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# that message still gets shown?
don't think i've seen startup since my last computer (last year)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# but...
...how are you posting

or are you a rich man with 2 computers?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Pfft, you don't have to be rich to own 2 computers
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Yea you do
Computers cost millions of pounds and take up entire rooms in a house.
You'd have to have a huge house to accommodate 2
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# or a house constructed
of computers...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# You have to get back to the future Marty!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# My house has 8 computers in
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Dragon 32s don't count Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# What ever one of them is
Only one of the computers has a cpu less than 1.8ghz
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# to own yes
to possess no
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I once ran a windows XP laptop and a 98SE desktop in my room
But when I had removed all the files from the 98 pc by usb drive, I removed all the insides and threw the case away

It took a few days to transfer the files :)
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# i had to upgrade my pc from 98 to 2000 last year
then it died so i bought a new one, and tore shreds out of the old one, still have the hd, cd-drive and case in the loft
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# press the 'any' key
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Is that a keyboard faliure asking you to press a key?
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# You have to strike the F1 key
Maybe its telling us that if you hit the keys hard enough, they'll still work
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Damn robots... its a foreshadowing of war i tells ya!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# or the F1 key
needs to strike for better pay before the keyboard will work
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# i had that on my old staem powered maching
just keep twatting buttons and it'll sort itself out
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# ctr+alt+F1+F2+A+shift+P+F8 should sort it
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Why are you showing everyone something they have seen before?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# because i found it somewhat amusing
and although i realise it has been widely mocked before, I thought that maybe someone else would be able to benefit some amount of humour from the situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# "keyboard failure
strike F1 key to continue, or F2 key to enter setup"

is all
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# maybe it's time to get a new computer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
# once
i've finished my stint in further education and get myself a job, all shall be well.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Well...
...it seems to be telling you that your hard drive cannot be found. Not good.
(noflashintro >>>Fuster Cluck<<<, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# it is most unhealthy...
it sometimes crashes at startup, which really is quite poor.

alas, i have to wait until after a levels and once i have a job before i can get a new pooter
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# strike F1!
Strike it HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Cockney Maths....
It does add up!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# *checks back of book*
*realises its advanced French*

err?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I don't think that Roy castle
was really an arsehole . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Dedication!
That's what you need.

*toots horn*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# He was a record breaker!
Doctors give him a year, he did it in 6 months!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# It took dedication to inhale all that passive smoke
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Heh, took dedication indeed, he took it like a man would
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# In public?
*photos*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# if something's worth doing, it's worth doing in public!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *rapes*
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# It's an underground station
come on divvies, get on thetube.com and think of trumpets (Miles Davis End? I dunnie tink sa).
(creaseistheword, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Another day ...
.. another badly photoshopped celebrity with a sideways mouth.
(Mr_Rigby, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# that's no mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Well it aint a damn space station
...i'm not saying it... shit i did
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I'm implying that it now looks like the female pudenda
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Well implied Sir
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Does it?
What i dirrrrty mind you have.
(Mr_Rigby, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I have a bad crick in my neck today
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# noon 'all


setting up a website - anyone know who's the best option in terms of size, price and hosting?
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# As recommended to me once
www.uk2.net/
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# cheers
I don't want to spend more than £30 per year, to host my paintings and art projects etc - and to sell my art prints and my book - am I being too optimistic
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# heheh woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# blimey!
right that solves the dilemma of whether or not to have the ketchup on my friday bacon butty
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# is it a yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# a firm no
and no brown sauce either (looks at post below)
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha what about mayo?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# ay gevalt !
stop with the pimping of your sauce whores already!
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# salad cream?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# on bacon?
is that possible? I don't want Delia Smith coming around duffing me up
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Thanks you for your post, it persuaded me to get a bacon sandwich!
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Lots of butter then, lots of it

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# HP Fruity Sauce...
Its a fruity number
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# wow thats most ace!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 4 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

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