*Now this, is awesome.*
No idea why this is supposed ot be funny, but the animation is gooorgeous.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:54,
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This is ace
Did it take you long?
Dawn Hawks is very subtle.
Hopper less so.
/rambles
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:56,
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Dawn Hawks is very subtle.
Hopper less so.
/rambles
:)
I downloaded SqirlzReflections yesterday, it does all the work for you with regards to the rain and ripples. Dawn hawks took ages cloning out stuff though.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:04,
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lovely stuff
makes me want to find my wellies and go splishing about :)
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:00,
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im very new
ok, i was just wondering if the newest post was at the top or bottom of the page. i will post some photoshopped goodness at some point. when theres an image challenge i like, or when im inspired. Hi all btw :)
to that guy further down (i know its down now this is an edit) who was doing a comic book style piece. what look are you aiming for? i am trying to make somthing in the style of the max payne graphic novels, and i may have help :)
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:53,
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to that guy further down (i know its down now this is an edit) who was doing a comic book style piece. what look are you aiming for? i am trying to make somthing in the style of the max payne graphic novels, and i may have help :)
greetings -
new messages are at the top, but they soon find their way to the bottom when a new message is posted as a main thread. for this reason we like to avoid what we call 'threadwaste'.
The FAQ is very worth reading and will tell you most of what you need to know
The rest is learned through pain and punishment
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:54,
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The FAQ is very worth reading and will tell you most of what you need to know
The rest is learned through pain and punishment
Don't disagree with this^
Trust me.
I think everyone here can tell you i've had my fair share of cock-ups.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:58,
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I think everyone here can tell you i've had my fair share of cock-ups.
shush
they must not know what we do
the internets police would take yous away
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:06,
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the internets police would take yous away
Hello there
Welcome to B3ta.
The newest post goes at the top of the page.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:55,
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The newest post goes at the top of the page.
Hello sexy
How long will it take me to get a six-pack like yours?
/lazy
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:57,
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/lazy
This also.
I've decided I want to look like the guys from 300 by next year, so I've ordered a gym and a gallon of ronseal.
I'm gonna document it.
It also means I'll look good for my 5000 post milestone nakedness.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:04,
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I'm gonna document it.
It also means I'll look good for my 5000 post milestone nakedness.
Hello
New posts are at the top but replies are usually stemmed from the original comment.
I swear this board could probably drive someone mad.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:56,
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I swear this board could probably drive someone mad.
'Ning
I know you're confused, but refrain from creating a new thread with no images - board nazis get unhappy. I know from experience.
If you want to ask anything that's not in the FAQ, just reply to someone else's comment =]
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:57,
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If you want to ask anything that's not in the FAQ, just reply to someone else's comment =]
Its at the top.
You should also know that if you dont post a pic, lots and lots of people will shout at you.
If you just want to chat, visit the talk board.
And read the FAQ.
you fucking noob.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:57,
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If you just want to chat, visit the talk board.
And read the FAQ.
you fucking noob.
The "shift" key is the one just under the caps lock on the left of your keyboard, if that helps at all. If you hold it down while you press the first letter of a sentence or when referring to yourself as "I", it really helps the legibility for the rest of us.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:59,
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haha
hypocrisy at its finest!! where are the nazi's when u need them???????
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:28,
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you animate it
fecking orderbitch.
Ps I'm in work at the mo, no gif creators on winNT :p
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:53,
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Ps I'm in work at the mo, no gif creators on winNT :p
That's actually really cool
woo to this, and the original one, too
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:24,
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not for long, got Rod Hull on the roof adjusting it....
...oh dear.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:56,
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I had SF2 on the SNES
and the sound went screwy between NTSC and PAL versions, so mine sounded like ChunLi kept shouting BEANS AND CHIPS. And Ken used to say ARE YOU KEN"
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:41,
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Ahha..I had that,..I saved up...£60 for it...
Yes, the sound was fucked.
Whenever he did a hurricane kick for some reason he screamed;
"Zeb-gabba-damooootand!"
Which I feel added to the gameplay.
Edit: It was SFII - Turbo.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:44,
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Whenever he did a hurricane kick for some reason he screamed;
"Zeb-gabba-damooootand!"
Which I feel added to the gameplay.
Edit: It was SFII - Turbo.
I never understood why they had to announce everything anyway
Sagat: I'm moving into a Tiger Uppercut now
Opponent: Ok, fine...
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:48,
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Opponent: Ok, fine...
I was more surprised when
Ken announced he was scratching his testicles*
*may not have happened, guarantee of validity not valid in Tennessee
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:51,
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*may not have happened, guarantee of validity not valid in Tennessee
Ever play 'Killer Instinct'?
Not to 'blow my own horn', but I was really quite good at it.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:53,
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I had that game for ages
played it to death. Eventually I could finish that with Zangers on level 8 without losing a round - you got this one extra blue screen with Zangief posing and saying "You have mastered Zangief" in yellow.
Had to play it on speed zero though to do that, damn hard.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:03,
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Had to play it on speed zero though to do that, damn hard.
Who was more pointless, him or Zangief?
360 degrees and all three punch buttons, my arse.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:34,
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Sluggish fuck.
I didn't even know what the Cold War was 'til Street Fighter II.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:37,
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the filters
you used on the person result in a little too blotchy a feel. Could do with finding a way to reduce the blotchiness to make a cleaner, comic-book art style of image.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:33,
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aye, but that's not
really comic book style. I'd take it back and complain if my comic book looked like that :)
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:39,
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some of the Sinister dexter stuff is like that, only in colour
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:43,
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nah sinister dexter is not so much
blotchy as much as it is painted
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:47,
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Looks pretty wicked
How about the poster edge filter for a comic look though? Or would that just be to cartoonish.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:52,
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nah not going that well
leave it as is and do another vecotr or a comic strip with a dick joke in it. Stick to waht I know and all that.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:02,
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i may never understand any of your posts, but i love all of them.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:18,
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I don't see a moth or any puking..ahah..it was originally a grasshopper.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:25,
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No matter, I like many things I don't understand...women for one.
;D
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:26,
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Damn what the fuck did he have for lunch
if that even is what i think it is
a moth puking
tis' goooood
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:21,
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a moth puking
tis' goooood
Ahah...ermm..I see a fat solemn character who appears to be asleep.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:22,
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i think moth is right
but i'd guess it was emerging from a chrysalis, not puking.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:23,
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...erm..I think what you're seeing as the head, I see as it's ear..
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:25,
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if you make out the top bit as a moth thing with a beak...
.. then it looks like its puking up a slug with wings
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:27,
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An obscure member of the Diptera order?
Native to southern Chad?
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:24,
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a giant cupcake with some jelly-green shoesies?
:D
Oh, and a hungry eel in the background.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:30,
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Oh, and a hungry eel in the background.
Thanks!
I just finished reading "The Tao of Pooh", a book that compares taoism with the original Milne Winnie the Pooh books and was inspired.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:08,
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Don't bother with the sequal, the Te of Piglit of something
the author wanders off a bit
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:25,
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I just thought it was a shame given how good the first book was
but live and let live, not to my tastes
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:38,
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"The belief, based solely on reason, in a God who created the universe and then abandoned it, assuming no control over life, exerting no influence on natural phenomena, and giving no supernatural revelation."
I had to google that :)
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:15,
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Any suggestions?
I'm running out of ideas. Found the muppet wiki to suggest characters, but it's too comprehensive and has eleventy billion minor muppets I've never heard of. And they're human, so dull.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:43,
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i never really watched the muppets much
what were the animals that did the munumunah song?
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:45,
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Muppets
Just checked youtube, definitely not anything recognisable. I want to do animal, but can't think what to stick his head on.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:48,
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fozzy bear sounds good
as mentioned below
animal is just a crazy loon, something like a Tasmanian devil may work?
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:56,
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animal is just a crazy loon, something like a Tasmanian devil may work?
Yeah
I did actually think of that, but didn't think he'd be recognisable without his head.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:06,
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But so right at the same time
EDIT: Hahaha just got a call from the police. I've got a squaddie staying with me and he was in Somerfield and saw a shoplifter escaping the security guard. He chased him for about three streets and then made a citizen's arrest.
Ironically the Somerfield here is the biggest con merchants around!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:21,
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Ironically the Somerfield here is the biggest con merchants around!
Well he was sweating a bit when he got back here
and his head does look like the standard issue army cue tip.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:45,
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heh
I've no idea how they got Somerfield to agree to be featured in Hot Fuzz...
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:12,
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It sort of floats about and that.
Or has some sort of improbable adventure involving aliens.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:22,
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From the speed it looks like its going...
its to quick for sound
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:24,
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they seem to exist...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/5357966.stm
edit: ahh..
"Exactly two hours after lift-off, at an altitude of 32.2km (20m) above sea level, it burst, releasing the camera which was brought back to earth by parachute"
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:25,
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edit: ahh..
"Exactly two hours after lift-off, at an altitude of 32.2km (20m) above sea level, it burst, releasing the camera which was brought back to earth by parachute"
i just watched that for 5 mins
i been waiting for space.... its awsome tho
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:20,
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Va Voo vaaaaa!
Hello Herr Dokktor Cyriak!
What'f uve been up to these daiseys?
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:36,
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Hello Herr Dokktor Cyriak!
What'f uve been up to these daiseys?
Good 'ning from a newbie
I bring you new Quo related madness.
Click for big version
They might be getting on a bit but they're still at it.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:17,
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Click for big version
They might be getting on a bit but they're still at it.
what does a painter and decorator get on his cell phone?
... a textured message
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:41,
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... a textured message
you are all so lovely
makes an old, limited talent hack very happy.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:25,
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Erm...
is that just an unshopped picture of Staus Quo?
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
Unless of course it was a picture you took yourself.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:19,
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Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
Unless of course it was a picture you took yourself.
Yes, it's unshopped
I found it on a leaflet at a bus station. I thought it was too close to the orginal to pass up.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:37,
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a member for only 0 days
and already upsetting the locals, tut tut
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:55,
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Perhaps
a large magenta phallus would have made it more palatable?
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:59,
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They are getting it on a bit aren't they...
but.. erm... have you actually done anything to the pic?
Edit: CFBs - Christ! Steve Lamaq on drums!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:19,
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Edit: CFBs - Christ! Steve Lamaq on drums!
tj:
how did that TOAP make the fp? it's not even on the popular page!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:30,
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i'd expect some salmon spit
unless it had been eating cream crackers
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:46,
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well this particular salmon preferred ritz
so it is not without the remnants of its once slavering glory
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:50,
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Aussie smoke's are so graphical
you can almost make them mean anything.(guess what pack i had)
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:03,
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you can almost make them mean anything.(guess what pack i had)
Ha ha ha
No, that's what the inside of a womb looks like - honest.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:06,
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"smoking makes you a dumbass"?
i'm just joshing.
you don't smoke
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:05,
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you don't smoke
I wish i was better at photoshoping
Because that baby would be so black
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:18,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCKINGHAHAHA!
If i was any good at it i'd try it too
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:22,
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I've never known a smoker with teeth like that
This leads me to believe all Australians are dirty toothbrushless bastards.
And they're upside down. Madness.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:10,
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And they're upside down. Madness.
The thing that always amazed/worried me when i lived there was
MASSIVE BUSHY BEARDS!!!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:16,
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Spike msu have it wrong then....
...English Teeth, HEROES' Teeth!
Here them click! and clack!
Let's sing a song of praise to them -
Three Cheers for the Brown Grey and Black
:)
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:17,
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Here them click! and clack!
Let's sing a song of praise to them -
Three Cheers for the Brown Grey and Black
:)
i think they had a stunt bum in
for those photos - that is some serious lack of oral hygiene!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:23,
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Smoking reduces your chances of having one
I can't get the colour right, so I'll post it here and move on.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:18,
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I can't get the colour right, so I'll post it here and move on.
that child's been plumbed into a hookah
no wonder it's not well.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:09,
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as luck would have it
he had an operation on his knee a week ago and last night it swelled up to elephant proportions so he didn't come in. i have a temporary stay of execution, well a temporary stay of extra work really
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:06,
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Not nessessarily
Think about the 30 kids they freed from a child porn ring the other day.
Not a very nice thought I know.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:12,
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Not a very nice thought I know.
Those kids are going to be pretty messed up though...
Didn't some Russian girl escape after several years of being held prisoner?
I can't even begin to imagine what kind of state she's in now...
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:15,
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I can't even begin to imagine what kind of state she's in now...
she could be being held in a secret room
by a gang of organized nonces, look at what happend with that girl in austria or germany last year, she'd been held captive for quite a number of years.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:19,
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i like the fact that
if you click on properties, it says 'Atlernate text: Missing'
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:00,
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so the bear is a meme of some sort?
(I'm curious about this bear-meme :)
edit: thats...disturbing.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:03,
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edit: thats...disturbing.
and people spend their time inventing and updating this stuff?
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:06,
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FURTIVE FTW
In fact, if I had my card on me I'd buy a b3ta t shirt right now.
*wonders if she can paypal it*
Oooooh *toddles off*
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:08,
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*wonders if she can paypal it*
Oooooh *toddles off*
Sorry, not funny
Nazi Time! 61k?
I wouldn't have done that if it was funny, BTW...
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:05,
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I wouldn't have done that if it was funny, BTW...
Blame Thor for this one.
www.b3ta.com/board/7312259
Curse him and his legal eagle ways.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:53,
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Curse him and his legal eagle ways.
Thors a lawyer?
THOR'S CLEVER?!
*will have to rewrite her entire philosophy now*
Edit- oh I see. Thank God.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:54,
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*will have to rewrite her entire philosophy now*
Edit- oh I see. Thank God.
you can't fight the law JJ
Ye-haw!
*fires guns randomly in the air*
[edit]the sketchyness of her hand gives it the look and feel of madonnas'.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:55,
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*fires guns randomly in the air*
[edit]the sketchyness of her hand gives it the look and feel of madonnas'.
i thik you'll find that according to subsection 3.21a
that she has to, and i quote "shake dat booty, shake it like a polaroid picture".
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:10,
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What a shame she had to remove the coat.
She must be freezing.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:04,
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Reminds me of what I read in the news today
A large proportion of fur coats sold in this country are actually puppy fur!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:05,
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haha, I love that
but I think a different font may work better, perhaps more elaborate/gothic? Still a hell of a lot better than the poop I post though : )
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:49,
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Praise the LAWWWWD!
That's mighty stuff! but it reminds me of The Life of Brian and we all know he was not the Messiah, he was a very naughty boy!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:50,
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This is what I was thinking
Just my brain made the connection :) it is very well done!!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:52,
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thank you
I can't wait for my T-shirt. I shall be the envy of the bourgeois.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:54,
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The tache bone's connected to the eye bone...
In other news, I don't exactly enjoy being fucked over by my employers.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:45,
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See down the board.
I had a meeting today to determine if I was going to be fired or not and they said they "couldn't reach a decision at this time".
So I've now been put on hold till Friday. Bastards.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:47,
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So I've now been put on hold till Friday. Bastards.
shame
that you're not in a position to tell them to shove their job up their arse.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:48,
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Must have dropped off the bottom
*smirk* I said 'bottom'
But all bumheaddedness to them.
(oh wait, there it is... Arses)
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:49,
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But all bumheaddedness to them.
(oh wait, there it is... Arses)
me either
my boss is 26 stone, and less than gentle.
edit: vent it out, it'll make you feel a bit better. Most bosses are tossers, it's like a universal rule.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:46,
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edit: vent it out, it'll make you feel a bit better. Most bosses are tossers, it's like a universal rule.
I am indeed back
and now home. The only plus side of all this was that I got to go home early.
I basically went to the meeting, spilled my guts on everything including reasons for absence, how much I wanted the job, proved I could do the job properly... Really put my heart and soul into it.
They called me back after 30 minutes and said they couldn't reach a decision due to lack of info and I would find out on Friday.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:48,
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I basically went to the meeting, spilled my guts on everything including reasons for absence, how much I wanted the job, proved I could do the job properly... Really put my heart and soul into it.
They called me back after 30 minutes and said they couldn't reach a decision due to lack of info and I would find out on Friday.
How do you figure?
They've said they need to contact people to get more information and they're going to make a final decision at the end of the week...
Firing is still an option it seems.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:51,
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Firing is still an option it seems.
What information?
It's so annoying when places do that..
"Right, well, that's everything we need to know. We just need a little more information and we'll let you know"
It makes no sense..
Damn them. Damn them all.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:55,
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"Right, well, that's everything we need to know. We just need a little more information and we'll let you know"
It makes no sense..
Damn them. Damn them all.
Well, exactly.
I asked them what they needed to do and they said "there are still a few issues we need to clarify".
Sounds to me as though they're saying "we want to fire you but we don't have enough information to back it up".
I do have a right to appeal against the decision but I don't know if I can actually be bothered if it means going through all this shit.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:56,
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Sounds to me as though they're saying "we want to fire you but we don't have enough information to back it up".
I do have a right to appeal against the decision but I don't know if I can actually be bothered if it means going through all this shit.
Hmmm....
Sounds like you'd be better off without them...
Though having said that I've just persuaded Mrs Broom to quit her job and do voluntary stuff until she finds a job worth having, so I'm clearly in that kind of mood.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:59,
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Though having said that I've just persuaded Mrs Broom to quit her job and do voluntary stuff until she finds a job worth having, so I'm clearly in that kind of mood.
Should have made it clear...
I'm supporting her through that six months as well...
I don't know if that was sarcasm or not, but just in case, I thought I'd defend my actions...
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:03,
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I don't know if that was sarcasm or not, but just in case, I thought I'd defend my actions...
I can never tell with the written word...
/must stop assuming the worst...
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:09,
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no not at all
You just don't come across this sort of kindness very often anymore. I'm genuinely pleased.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:06,
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Well it's kind of self serving too...
I mean, it's much nicer being around someone who's happy...
I know what you mean though, too many people are out for themselves these days...
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:14,
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I know what you mean though, too many people are out for themselves these days...
same here
I love making my loved ones happy because their happiness is mine :)
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:53,
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There's no way I can afford it unfortunately.
If I lose this job, I have major problems.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:00,
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But aren't you an IT type personage?
Couldn't you earn a fortune somewhere else?
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:04,
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I could
but the problem is that I can't manage in the meantime.
Also I have serious concerns over what my next potential employer would say if I informed them I failed my probation in my previous position.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:06,
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Also I have serious concerns over what my next potential employer would say if I informed them I failed my probation in my previous position.
Don't inform them of that...
It's a bugger with references / P45 thoguh I'll grant you... You can't just pretend you weren't there...
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:11,
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sounds like they're case building to me.
start looking around for something else. they're going to be noting down everytime you fart without permission and it's only a matter of time.
sorry and all that but i've been there a few times myself.
self employed ftw.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:02,
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sorry and all that but i've been there a few times myself.
self employed ftw.
*hug*
What utter cunts. want me to bomb them? I'm ethnic, I've got the skillz, yo.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:52,
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Sounds like it could be a plan.
Their offices are in Reading if you fancy a go.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:52,
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Woo
*hugs* hello treacle...
and now its end of work time YAY! :D tra b3ta!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:00,
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and now its end of work time YAY! :D tra b3ta!
In mine
[edit] actually I'd need to see his face first.
And character references.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:39,
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And character references.
Nah, looks like far too much of a pretty boy for me.
you're more than welcome to him, my dear.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:41,
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^^This
plus I always though he was a bit skinny.. I like a man with meat, better for cuddles!!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:51,
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How can you tell?
In that case, yes. As long as he didn't smell.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:45,
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I had a series of pictures of him
including that one.
In some of them he was nekkid. He has a great willy!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:03,
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In some of them he was nekkid. He has a great willy!
Afternings
He looks like he's measuring his invisible willy :D
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:37,
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Ha Ha Ha,
Oh Wow.
I must do that some time. Apart from I don't think the surface area of my arm pit hair is big enough...
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:41,
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I must do that some time. Apart from I don't think the surface area of my arm pit hair is big enough...
Well hello there
We need more of this sort of thing on the board, I'm fed up of 'sexy' lady pics.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:39,
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This
Brad Pitt is a bit meh but his body is mmmmm but I will take him over "sexy" lady pics anyday!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:41,
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and i found these colour in things for the kiddies
new thread ? pffft
edit: spidey removed due to overwhelming the graphical layout
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:40,
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edit: spidey removed due to overwhelming the graphical layout
this looks like it may have taken some time
time well spent I say, Woo
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:27,
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nine bloody weeks without a cigarette
and that's the first time I've really wanted one. Damn you power of suggestion!
woo to the anim' though : )
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:28,
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woo to the anim' though : )
nah
you don't want one.
smoking is easy to give up.
i'm nearly 18 months stopped and i just stopped dead, none of this patch or gum rubbish.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:30,
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smoking is easy to give up.
i'm nearly 18 months stopped and i just stopped dead, none of this patch or gum rubbish.
your unexpected sincerity
has strengthened my resolve. Cheers matey : )
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:35,
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i gave up cold turkey just to show how easy it
plust i'd tried half heartedly about 2 years before, but smoking office proves for a tough environment.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:41,
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^^This
giving up smoking is easy.
problem is, starting smoking again is easy also.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:50,
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problem is, starting smoking again is easy also.
don't weaken, man!
i quit for 10 months, then thought i would be o.k to have one. i'm back up to 20 a day now. if you can quit, do it, it's worth it.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:33,
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arg!
I have noticed that when I play football now I don't turn purple faced and start wheezing like an asthmatic child chained to a naked Gary Glitter.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:37,
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hahahahaha!
that image is so wrong, yet so funny!
sudoku takes your mind off smoking, but it burns your head out!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:40,
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sudoku takes your mind off smoking, but it burns your head out!
Oh now that's a happy cat.
And he's just been naughty, by the looks of it. BRIGHT pink nose.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:35,
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I smoked a kittin once
didn't really do it for me
anim = woo btw
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:28,
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anim = woo btw
unless the site is decreed a smoke free environment.
/nazi foreman blog
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:32,
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/nazi foreman blog
I's on the other side of ur fencins
Blowin smokes in ur fayce
*isn't, please don't kill*
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:37,
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*isn't, please don't kill*
Aaaaaaaaaaaw
I'll remember to stay away from him after 6am on the 2nd!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:37,
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*waits for july 1st*
Your time is nearly at an end, smoke kitten!
*clicks*
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:50,
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*clicks*
That kitten...
SMOKES LIKE A FUCKING CHIMNEY! (or "chimdey" if you're a numpty)
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