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# Hopper neglected to point out why..
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:53, archived)
# *Now this, is awesome.*
No idea why this is supposed ot be funny, but the animation is gooorgeous.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:54, archived)
# ha ha
woo yay houpla!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:55, archived)
# This is ace
Did it take you long?

Dawn Hawks is very subtle.

Hopper less so.

/rambles
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# :)
I downloaded SqirlzReflections yesterday, it does all the work for you with regards to the rain and ripples. Dawn hawks took ages cloning out stuff though.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Heh nice one
Mr. Hoppy!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# that's very good
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)
# lovely stuff
makes me want to find my wellies and go splishing about :)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Lovely!~
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:12, archived)
# this is all of the 30's
:)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:52, archived)
# im very new
ok, i was just wondering if the newest post was at the top or bottom of the page. i will post some photoshopped goodness at some point. when theres an image challenge i like, or when im inspired. Hi all btw :)

to that guy further down (i know its down now this is an edit) who was doing a comic book style piece. what look are you aiming for? i am trying to make somthing in the style of the max payne graphic novels, and i may have help :)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:53, archived)
# greetings -
new messages are at the top, but they soon find their way to the bottom when a new message is posted as a main thread. for this reason we like to avoid what we call 'threadwaste'.
The FAQ is very worth reading and will tell you most of what you need to know

The rest is learned through pain and punishment
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Don't disagree with this^
Trust me.

I think everyone here can tell you i've had my fair share of cock-ups.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)
# ...my arse
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:59, archived)
# ok then
I've had FAR TOO MANY cock-ups

happy now?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:00, archived)
# I've had FAR TOO MANY cock-ups
...my arse.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Enough about your personal life
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
# private
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)
# shush
they must not know what we do

the internets police would take yous away
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
# hmm
flock cap?

edit: i just got that. shitting fuck. OH GOD!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Yup
shitting fuck sounds just about right ;)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:23, archived)
# a disturbance in the board there is
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:54, archived)
# As if a million voices cried out
and one was ignored.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
# ^
that sound
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Hello there
Welcome to B3ta.

The newest post goes at the top of the page.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:55, archived)
# 'ning Pachey
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Hello sexy
How long will it take me to get a six-pack like yours?

/lazy
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# This also.
I've decided I want to look like the guys from 300 by next year, so I've ordered a gym and a gallon of ronseal.

I'm gonna document it.

It also means I'll look good for my 5000 post milestone nakedness.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Hello
New posts are at the top but replies are usually stemmed from the original comment.

I swear this board could probably drive someone mad.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# what doi you mean
probably?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:59, archived)
# It already has.
Marmalade. Bookcase. Quack!

See.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Huh?
Cheese!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Sock lenses
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:11, archived)
# 'Ning
I know you're confused, but refrain from creating a new thread with no images - board nazis get unhappy. I know from experience.

If you want to ask anything that's not in the FAQ, just reply to someone else's comment =]
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Its at the top.
You should also know that if you dont post a pic, lots and lots of people will shout at you.

If you just want to chat, visit the talk board.

And read the FAQ.

you fucking noob.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
#
The "shift" key is the one just under the caps lock on the left of your keyboard, if that helps at all. If you hold it down while you press the first letter of a sentence or when referring to yourself as "I", it really helps the legibility for the rest of us.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:59, archived)
# e e cummings
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Hi!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
# not used this in a while


Its considered good manners to post an Image that you've made yourself on /board
Otherwise you may find yourself bum raped to death.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
# haha
hypocrisy at its finest!! where are the nazi's when u need them???????
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:28, archived)
# BadPixel, don;t do this again.
Nazi blog
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:28, archived)
# I made a fuzzy dog

You'd swear I was bored.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:48, archived)
# animate
it. would look cooool
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:50, archived)
# you animate it
fecking orderbitch.

Ps I'm in work at the mo, no gif creators on winNT :p
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:53, archived)
# ok doke!
unlucky...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:55, archived)
# That's actually really cool
woo to this, and the original one, too
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)
# does he have a broken aerial?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:54, archived)
# not for long, got Rod Hull on the roof adjusting it....
...oh dear.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# pffft
:D
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:59, archived)
# you evil cockflap
but i couldn't help but laugh.


alot.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# haha! what the crap?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:29, archived)
# nice one!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# hes doing some ooga booging
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# YOGA-FIRE!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# yoga flame!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:36, archived)
# HAAAAAaaaaadooooouuuuuKEN!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:37, archived)
# I had SF2 on the SNES
and the sound went screwy between NTSC and PAL versions, so mine sounded like ChunLi kept shouting BEANS AND CHIPS. And Ken used to say ARE YOU KEN"
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Ahha..I had that,..I saved up...£60 for it...
Yes, the sound was fucked.

Whenever he did a hurricane kick for some reason he screamed;

"Zeb-gabba-damooootand!"
Which I feel added to the gameplay.

Edit: It was SFII - Turbo.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:44, archived)
# I never understood why they had to announce everything anyway
Sagat: I'm moving into a Tiger Uppercut now
Opponent: Ok, fine...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Because it was cool.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:49, archived)
# I was more surprised when
Ken announced he was scratching his testicles*


*may not have happened, guarantee of validity not valid in Tennessee
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Ever play 'Killer Instinct'?
Not to 'blow my own horn', but I was really quite good at it.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Makes sense
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:52, archived)
# I had that game for ages
played it to death. Eventually I could finish that with Zangers on level 8 without losing a round - you got this one extra blue screen with Zangief posing and saying "You have mastered Zangief" in yellow.
Had to play it on speed zero though to do that, damn hard.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Who was more pointless, him or Zangief?
360 degrees and all three punch buttons, my arse.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Zangief.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Sluggish fuck.
I didn't even know what the Cold War was 'til Street Fighter II.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Ryu, there is no other.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:39, archived)
# you damn right...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:50, archived)
# God Beattie...
I haven't seen him in a long time...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)
# haha! quality... streetfighter
ace!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellence!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# he he how the tables have turned
TJ:

trying to get a comic book feel. needs more work on the shading from the flame. But does it look comic book like?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# FRICTION
causes palm fire! WARNING!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# the filters
you used on the person result in a little too blotchy a feel. Could do with finding a way to reduce the blotchiness to make a cleaner, comic-book art style of image.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:33, archived)
# I like the blotchyness
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# furry muff
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:37, archived)
# think it gives it that dark rough look to it
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:37, archived)
# aye, but that's not
really comic book style. I'd take it back and complain if my comic book looked like that :)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:39, archived)
# some of the Sinister dexter stuff is like that, only in colour
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)
# nah sinister dexter is not so much
blotchy as much as it is painted
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Looks pretty wicked
How about the poster edge filter for a comic look though? Or would that just be to cartoonish.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:52, archived)
# just playing with that at the moment
:D
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:52, archived)
# heh cool
Show us the result if it works out!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:00, archived)
# nah not going that well
leave it as is and do another vecotr or a comic strip with a dick joke in it. Stick to waht I know and all that.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# that's rather cool
very dark and mystic
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# looks like fun
woo :D
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# I like this.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:37, archived)
# I like this
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:40, archived)
# They like this.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:49, archived)
# I fly kites
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:00, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:19, archived)
# This is copious amounts of wrong.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Seconded....whats a Clit?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# like a slit but
with more C
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:37, archived)
# fuck yea
hull?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Hmmm..
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:18, archived)
# i may never understand any of your posts, but i love all of them.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Oh ta...what's confusing you?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:19, archived)
# the part where the moth pukes.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:23, archived)
# I don't see a moth or any puking..ahah..it was originally a grasshopper.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:25, archived)
# hence lack of understanding.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:25, archived)
# No matter, I like many things I don't understand...women for one.
;D
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)
# precisely.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Damn what the fuck did he have for lunch
if that even is what i think it is
a moth puking
tis' goooood
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Ahah...ermm..I see a fat solemn character who appears to be asleep.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:22, archived)
# ah now i see a kindo of owl with big ears
asleep
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:25, archived)
# The A-Team... I see the A-Team.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Obscure reference alert!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Yep, that's the one.
It does tend to 'shift' quite a bit.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# well thats gave me some inner peace
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# i think moth is right
but i'd guess it was emerging from a chrysalis, not puking.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:23, archived)
# ...erm..I think what you're seeing as the head, I see as it's ear..
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:25, archived)
# you are really confusing me now
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# gOOD, GOOd
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# if you make out the top bit as a moth thing with a beak...
.. then it looks like its puking up a slug with wings
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# An obscure member of the Diptera order?
Native to southern Chad?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Wha...ermm..it was a grasshopper if that helps.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# a giant cupcake with some jelly-green shoesies?
:D

Oh, and a hungry eel in the background.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# A little Milne Doodle-ry for you.

I even colorized it for you. First time using gradients.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Oh no
COAP!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:05, archived)
# SHTO TEE
SKAZAL!!!!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:06, archived)
# it's lully really
I was being facetious
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:09, archived)
# It's okay
I was being flumbalicious too.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:10, archived)
# do you need a permit for that?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:13, archived)
# In 48 states, 3 provinces, a territory
London and Sydney
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:17, archived)
# pooooooh!
tis lully
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Thanks!
I just finished reading "The Tao of Pooh", a book that compares taoism with the original Milne Winnie the Pooh books and was inspired.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Don't bother with the sequal, the Te of Piglit of something
the author wanders off a bit
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:25, archived)
# nuffink wrong with wandering off
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# I just thought it was a shame given how good the first book was
but live and let live, not to my tastes
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:07, archived)
# thats nice :)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:16, archived)
# That's pooh
It's very lovely though :)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:21, archived)
# I SEE GOATSE
My mind is warped and wrong.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Behold
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:03, archived)
# YODA!*
Yoda On Deistical Art
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:12, archived)
# "The belief, based solely on reason, in a God who created the universe and then abandoned it, assuming no control over life, exerting no influence on natural phenomena, and giving no supernatural revelation."
I had to google that :)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:15, archived)
# +++OUT OF CHEESE ERROR+++
RECURSION IN ACRONYM!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:18, archived)
# yay for hex references \o/
:)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
#
mmmmm ... light let there be ...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# A king prawn
I like the muppets


Previously:
Rizzo
Sam
Piggy
Kermit
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
# he he he
i like this series :D
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Any suggestions?
I'm running out of ideas. Found the muppet wiki to suggest characters, but it's too comprehensive and has eleventy billion minor muppets I've never heard of. And they're human, so dull.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# i never really watched the muppets much
what were the animals that did the munumunah song?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Muppets
Just checked youtube, definitely not anything recognisable. I want to do animal, but can't think what to stick his head on.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# an animal?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)
# fozzy bear sounds good
as mentioned below

animal is just a crazy loon, something like a Tasmanian devil may work?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Keith Moon?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:58, archived)
# ha ha
now that's an idea!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Yeah
I did actually think of that, but didn't think he'd be recognisable without his head.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Fozzy bear!
waka-waka-waka
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Shirley...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:24, archived)
# already done!
see links above
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:53, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Haha
Keep these up :)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:58, archived)
# mmmm prawns!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Up, up and away!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# I don't like this, the physics are all wrong
:P
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# But so right at the same time
EDIT: Hahaha just got a call from the police. I've got a squaddie staying with me and he was in Somerfield and saw a shoplifter escaping the security guard. He chased him for about three streets and then made a citizen's arrest.

Ironically the Somerfield here is the biggest con merchants around!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
#
How very Hot Fuzz
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Well he was sweating a bit when he got back here
and his head does look like the standard issue army cue tip.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# heh
I've no idea how they got Somerfield to agree to be featured in Hot Fuzz...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Hmmm.
What happens to a balloon in space?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# It sort of floats about and that.
Or has some sort of improbable adventure involving aliens.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)
# ...
...sweet.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Need's more cats!
cats vs aliens.... i'd watch that all night
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# I reckon
cats would win.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Chuck norris cat!!!
HA ning all im off to go fail an exam!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)
# fail it well my son
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)
# F-
/sigh
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)
# how bout bunnies v aliens?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# pfft.
and other balloon noises.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# From the speed it looks like its going...
its to quick for sound
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# they seem to exist...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/5357966.stm

edit: ahh..
"Exactly two hours after lift-off, at an altitude of 32.2km (20m) above sea level, it burst, releasing the camera which was brought back to earth by parachute"
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)
# It would depend how strong the balloon is.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)
# some american is working on an inflatable space hotel
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)
# i remember that
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# i just watched that for 5 mins
i been waiting for space.... its awsome tho
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# quick help!
foxy is stuck in basket!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)
# WAHEY!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# or
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)
# hahahaha!
and merry b3taday
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Congrats!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Birfday birfday
happiness birfdayociry!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Happy B3taday :)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:05, archived)
# neeeowm!

(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# ARMAGEDDON!!!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)
# JAMAICA!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)
# *audible gufaw*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# ha ha
ace!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# arse-jetted
rocket rodents FTW!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# OOOK! OOOK!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Va Voo vaaaaa!

Hello Herr Dokktor Cyriak!
What'f uve been up to these daiseys?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:36, archived)
# something strange has happened
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Chevron?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Good 'ning from a newbie
I bring you new Quo related madness.

Click for big version

They might be getting on a bit but they're still at it.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# ho-humm
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# cba to thumb it
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# well that's 892Kb of my life I'm not going to get back
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Quick!! to B&Q to oggle the girlies!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I'M THERE!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# *SLAVERS*
ooh - I could spend hours there!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# what does a painter and decorator get on his cell phone?



... a textured message
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# *spang*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# homebase
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# i'd base my home there
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# cor
that is all
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# international
peanut smuggling sponsored by B&Q! I'm there...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
# i see what you've done there.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# can you explain please?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# bugger all.
i feel a disappearing thread coming on.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)
# you are all so lovely
makes an old, limited talent hack very happy.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Erm...
is that just an unshopped picture of Staus Quo?

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.


Unless of course it was a picture you took yourself.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
# and then come back on sunday.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Is it real photo noobsday?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Yes, it's unshopped
I found it on a leaflet at a bus station. I thought it was too close to the orginal to pass up.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# a member for only 0 days
and already upsetting the locals, tut tut
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Perhaps
a large magenta phallus would have made it more palatable?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)
# no, no it wouldn't
now go home
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)
# They are getting it on a bit aren't they...
but.. erm... have you actually done anything to the pic?

Edit: CFBs - Christ! Steve Lamaq on drums!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
# reminds me of this
bumming
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Quick
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# cunning.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)
# cunting.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# hahaha
that's some lightening fast redirecting there!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)
# tj:
how did that TOAP make the fp? it's not even on the popular page!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)
# TOATS, Shirley?
and fuck knows.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Toats!
Mmmm...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)
# oh dear
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# don't be expecting a tip!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# don't expect your salmon to be spit-free

(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# i'd expect some salmon spit
unless it had been eating cream crackers
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# well this particular salmon preferred ritz
so it is not without the remnants of its once slavering glory
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Aussie smoke's are so graphical


you can almost make them mean anything.(guess what pack i had)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)
# TOAP harms unborn babies too
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# yeah
never have tryed useing toap on a baby.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# You need a mild toap
preferably moisturising too.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
# moisturising toap!
thats just to much for this little aussie!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Just as well this isn't TOAP then
:P
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# If that's an unborn baby,
mummy must be a cyborg or summat.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha
No, that's what the inside of a womb looks like - honest.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# ive BEEN in a womb and it looks
jsut like that yes
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Flowery patterned womb!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# A womb with a view
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# changing wombs

(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Nah, just a very detailed sonogram
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Changing that nappy must be
a delicate operation, then.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Just have to get your hands dirty
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Jeremy Beadle helps out
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Part time,
just to keep his hand in
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Nice!~
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)
# "smoking makes you a dumbass"?
i'm just joshing.




you don't smoke
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Looks very born to me.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# a premature baby HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Merry Fucking Hannukah!~
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:07, archived)
# QUEEQAM BLAG!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)
# TOAP!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)
# TOAP
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# TOAT!

TOAT = Text on a TOAP
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# I wish i was better at photoshoping
Because that baby would be so black
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCKINGHAHAHA!
If i was any good at it i'd try it too
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)
# anyhow....

Have a Winfield!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
# reminds me , i must go to the dentist
sadistic bitch.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)
# I've never known a smoker with teeth like that
This leads me to believe all Australians are dirty toothbrushless bastards.

And they're upside down. Madness.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)
# The thing that always amazed/worried me when i lived there was
MASSIVE BUSHY BEARDS!!!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Enough about the wimmins
What of the mans?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
# BIG BUSHY BUM BEARDS!!!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)
# :O
For me?!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# bend 'em over
It's like a big furry bunch of flowers:D
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Spike msu have it wrong then....
...English Teeth, HEROES' Teeth!
Here them click! and clack!
Let's sing a song of praise to them -
Three Cheers for the Brown Grey and Black

:)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# *smiles*
I have white teefs, and I smoke.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
# i think they had a stunt bum in
for those photos - that is some serious lack of oral hygiene!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Mmmmm
I miss Winny golds!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Smoking reduces your chances of having one
cigarette pack warning
I can't get the colour right, so I'll post it here and move on.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# that child's been plumbed into a hookah
no wonder it's not well.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
# *tokes*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)
# RIP Maddie:(
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)
# ¿Que?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Paso?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Paxo?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Jeremy?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:02, archived)
# how did the boss like the thread?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)
# as luck would have it
he had an operation on his knee a week ago and last night it swelled up to elephant proportions so he didn't come in. i have a temporary stay of execution, well a temporary stay of extra work really
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# ve hav veef, veel and sosi-res
mista folty, mista folty
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Piggy-on! Piggy-on!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)
# fuck that
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# you dropped this
I would
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# she's not dead is she?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# She's not quite dead
etc
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# sure she is
they just haven't found the body yet
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Not nessessarily
Think about the 30 kids they freed from a child porn ring the other day.

Not a very nice thought I know.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Those kids are going to be pretty messed up though...
Didn't some Russian girl escape after several years of being held prisoner?

I can't even begin to imagine what kind of state she's in now...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# she could be being held in a secret room
by a gang of organized nonces, look at what happend with that girl in austria or germany last year, she'd been held captive for quite a number of years.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Austria or Germany somewhere
that was it... not Russia.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Natascha Kampusch
Austria.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# bless
you
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 0:45, archived)
# hahahhahaahaha
haha
funny :\
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# i like the fact that
if you click on properties, it says 'Atlernate text: Missing'
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# haha :/
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)
# pfffffft
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)
# 4chan memes
do not a funny image make
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)
# so the bear is a meme of some sort?
(I'm curious about this bear-meme :)

edit: thats...disturbing.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)
# and people spend their time inventing and updating this stuff?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# i like him
he has fluff
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# It's nowhere NEAR as good as furtive.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# FURTIVE FTW
In fact, if I had my card on me I'd buy a b3ta t shirt right now.

*wonders if she can paypal it*

Oooooh *toddles off*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Sorry, not funny
Nazi Time! 61k?



I wouldn't have done that if it was funny, BTW...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# what about
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Who?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Madelaine Twinkletoes
tap dancer to the stars
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Quite intense for a first post
Doncha think?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Blame Thor for this one.
www.b3ta.com/board/7312259

Curse him and his legal eagle ways.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Still luvly
and fluffy - WOO!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# blimey!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Thors a lawyer?
THOR'S CLEVER?!

*will have to rewrite her entire philosophy now*

Edit- oh I see. Thank God.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Love the braids!~
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)
# you can't fight the law JJ
Ye-haw!

*fires guns randomly in the air*

[edit]the sketchyness of her hand gives it the look and feel of madonnas'.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)
# madonnas
what?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:02, archived)
# her winkley old hands.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)
# damn that Thor fella
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)
# *checks law book*
oh no - she needs to dance around now!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Hmm..
you appear to have overlooked the jelly sub-clause
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# me and my spot reading
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# i thik you'll find that according to subsection 3.21a
that she has to, and i quote "shake dat booty, shake it like a polaroid picture".
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)
# What a shame she had to remove the coat.
She must be freezing.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Ooh!
now I have somewhere to hang my hat and coat
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Reminds me of what I read in the news today
A large proportion of fur coats sold in this country are actually puppy fur!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# yes
a lot of 'fake fur' is actually real fur from china.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# It's pubes washed with fabric conditioner.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Heee!
FILTH! MORE!

Woo!

(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# *spluffs violently*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:16, archived)
# 'noon b3ta
Blessedishe

The T-shirt's on it's way.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# :D
That's lovely.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# awesome dude
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# \o/
*rejoices*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# yes
yes he is!

nice stuff
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# haha, I love that
but I think a different font may work better, perhaps more elaborate/gothic? Still a hell of a lot better than the poop I post though : )
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Praise the LAWWWWD!
That's mighty stuff! but it reminds me of The Life of Brian and we all know he was not the Messiah, he was a very naughty boy!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)
# the same cannot be said for the bleesed one however
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# This is what I was thinking
Just my brain made the connection :) it is very well done!!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)
# thank you
I can't wait for my T-shirt. I shall be the envy of the bourgeois.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)
# this is bloody marvelous
put me down for a shirt.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)
# He's not the messiah!
He's a ver...oh, sorry, wrong Brian.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:52, archived)
# uncanny.....
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Win.
Fucking......win.

I love you.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# The tache bone's connected to the eye bone...
In other news, I don't exactly enjoy being fucked over by my employers.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Who does?
What has been and happened chum?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# See down the board.
I had a meeting today to determine if I was going to be fired or not and they said they "couldn't reach a decision at this time".
So I've now been put on hold till Friday. Bastards.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Brian told me
damn them
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I'm a bloke now eh?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)
# heheh
:p


(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# shame
that you're not in a position to tell them to shove their job up their arse.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Must have dropped off the bottom
*smirk* I said 'bottom'

But all bumheaddedness to them.

(oh wait, there it is... Arses)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# me either
my boss is 26 stone, and less than gentle.

edit: vent it out, it'll make you feel a bit better. Most bosses are tossers, it's like a universal rule.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# What's going on ?
You get it off your chest, love.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# you're back!
Go on then, what happened?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# I am indeed back
and now home. The only plus side of all this was that I got to go home early.

I basically went to the meeting, spilled my guts on everything including reasons for absence, how much I wanted the job, proved I could do the job properly... Really put my heart and soul into it.

They called me back after 30 minutes and said they couldn't reach a decision due to lack of info and I would find out on Friday.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# They can't fire you now then
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)
# How do you figure?
They've said they need to contact people to get more information and they're going to make a final decision at the end of the week...

Firing is still an option it seems.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# What information?
It's so annoying when places do that..

"Right, well, that's everything we need to know. We just need a little more information and we'll let you know"

It makes no sense..

Damn them. Damn them all.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Well, exactly.
I asked them what they needed to do and they said "there are still a few issues we need to clarify".
Sounds to me as though they're saying "we want to fire you but we don't have enough information to back it up".
I do have a right to appeal against the decision but I don't know if I can actually be bothered if it means going through all this shit.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Hmmm....
Sounds like you'd be better off without them...

Though having said that I've just persuaded Mrs Broom to quit her job and do voluntary stuff until she finds a job worth having, so I'm clearly in that kind of mood.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# that is really nice of you
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Should have made it clear...
I'm supporting her through that six months as well...

I don't know if that was sarcasm or not, but just in case, I thought I'd defend my actions...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)
# It wasn't sarcasm I assure you :)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I can never tell with the written word...
/must stop assuming the worst...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
# no not at all
You just don't come across this sort of kindness very often anymore. I'm genuinely pleased.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Well it's kind of self serving too...
I mean, it's much nicer being around someone who's happy...

I know what you mean though, too many people are out for themselves these days...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# same here
I love making my loved ones happy because their happiness is mine :)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
# There's no way I can afford it unfortunately.
If I lose this job, I have major problems.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# But aren't you an IT type personage?
Couldn't you earn a fortune somewhere else?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I could
but the problem is that I can't manage in the meantime.
Also I have serious concerns over what my next potential employer would say if I informed them I failed my probation in my previous position.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Don't inform them of that...
It's a bugger with references / P45 thoguh I'll grant you... You can't just pretend you weren't there...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# sounds like they're case building to me.
start looking around for something else. they're going to be noting down everytime you fart without permission and it's only a matter of time.
sorry and all that but i've been there a few times myself.

self employed ftw.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:02, archived)
# *hug*
What utter cunts. want me to bomb them? I'm ethnic, I've got the skillz, yo.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Sounds like it could be a plan.
Their offices are in Reading if you fancy a go.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Reading?
That's not far from me.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Do it, do it, do it, do it
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# *tools up*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:02, archived)
# his guitar wants to kill your momma
*fact*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# my guitar wants to bum your dad
;)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# my banjo
wants to spank your otter...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# my lute
wants to inappropriately touch your salmon
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# pull the other one
it's got bells on.

chortle.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# movin to Montana soon
Gonna be a mental toss tycoon
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# like
like
love!

\o/
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# haha
amazing stuff
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# WOO!!
You sir, are such a legend! :D
*Clickity*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Woo
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# *squeezes*


(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Woo
*hugs* hello treacle...

and now its end of work time YAY! :D tra b3ta!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# haha, you big silly
that's rather ace : )
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# one for the lad(d)ies
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# naval?
navel?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Navel Battleships?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# No
vessel for seamen.:P
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# naval inspection?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Or. The beginners guide to rectal probing.
1.01 The don'ts
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)
# type 23 frigate belly button?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# I am confused.
And also: he is not in my half of the diagram.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# In mine
[edit] actually I'd need to see his face first.

And character references.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Nah, looks like far too much of a pretty boy for me.
you're more than welcome to him, my dear.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# It's Brad Pitt
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Good actor
Not my type in the old looks dept though.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Me neither
Far too pretty.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# ^^This
plus I always though he was a bit skinny.. I like a man with meat, better for cuddles!!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# *shudders*
ugh brad pitt..
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:56, archived)
# *swoon*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# No swooning over Brad Pitt
Not here!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# How can you tell?
In that case, yes. As long as he didn't smell.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# I had a series of pictures of him
including that one.
In some of them he was nekkid. He has a great willy!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Afternings
He looks like he's measuring his invisible willy :D
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Hilary!
how the devil are you?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Celery!
Is the Breville up you?


(sorry, I don't know)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Clearly!
the neville is soup yo!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# David Bailey!
The villa is soupoib!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# hola El Bees
*cuddles*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# 'lo CW
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# g'nings
or rather afternings *ruffles*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *smooths down tufts*
Right, I'm off. 'Night all
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:56, archived)
# *squeezes* ello lovely.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# ey up lass
*smooshes* just a quicky today

/relurk
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# :D Don't say things like that.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# not forgetting teh gheys!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha,
Oh Wow.

I must do that some time. Apart from I don't think the surface area of my arm pit hair is big enough...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# oh OH
my he looks disgusted with his cockpit.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Well hello there
We need more of this sort of thing on the board, I'm fed up of 'sexy' lady pics.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# This
Brad Pitt is a bit meh but his body is mmmmm but I will take him over "sexy" lady pics anyday!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# and i found these colour in things for the kiddies
new thread ? pffft
edit: spidey removed due to overwhelming the graphical layout

(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] bit off topic perhaps...

Think of it as evolution in action
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# compo related?
how?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# they were all created..?
i dunno /:|
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# smoking kittens are cute


bless you all.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# this looks like it may have taken some time
time well spent I say, Woo
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# too bloody long
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# They sure are
That is wonderful!
*clicks*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# nine bloody weeks without a cigarette
and that's the first time I've really wanted one. Damn you power of suggestion!

woo to the anim' though : )
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# nah
you don't want one.

smoking is easy to give up.

i'm nearly 18 months stopped and i just stopped dead, none of this patch or gum rubbish.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# yep, all in your heads, it is
/Alan Carr

/Doesn't Smoke
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# your unexpected sincerity
has strengthened my resolve. Cheers matey : )
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# i gave up cold turkey just to show how easy it
plust i'd tried half heartedly about 2 years before, but smoking office proves for a tough environment.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# ^^This
giving up smoking is easy.

problem is, starting smoking again is easy also.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)
# but the sadness in his eyes...
how can it make you want one?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# it's one less beagle that has to do the smoking for us!
: )
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# don't weaken, man!
i quit for 10 months, then thought i would be o.k to have one. i'm back up to 20 a day now. if you can quit, do it, it's worth it.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# arg!
I have noticed that when I play football now I don't turn purple faced and start wheezing like an asthmatic child chained to a naked Gary Glitter.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# hahahahaha!
that image is so wrong, yet so funny!
sudoku takes your mind off smoking, but it burns your head out!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *squees*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# cute!!!!
fluffeh time is declared!

(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Yaaaay!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# I still love this : )
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# :D
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# i am NOT an animal
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Oh yes!
That was brill, where did it go?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# in to the depths of the BBC archive
never to be seen again
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:17, archived)
# um
ok...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Oh now that's a happy cat.
And he's just been naughty, by the looks of it. BRIGHT pink nose.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# WOO!
/has on mp3 player
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# that scares the living shit out of me
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# You have dead shit in you too?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# i did
this morning! Christ on abike!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Another Mexican hot pizza night?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# is it real?
*pokes*
*retracts penis*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# apparently
so
though do i detect ahint of knitting?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# i don't think it am
it am not teh real!
ergo
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Denied!
Faux Fluffeh!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# eh?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# where's
they fucking TOAP nazi's now?!!?!!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Stunning Madam!~
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# i tried that once
but she still made me pay.

ta.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Smashing
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# I smoked a kittin once
didn't really do it for me

anim = woo btw
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# aw that's great
will he be giving up when the ban comes in?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# oi!
not on my site after july 1st.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# tis why kitten
is looking sad
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# sooooo sad
it's the saddest thing I've ever seen on b3ta
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# it's outside
at least 6 feet from a doorway so it's ok.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# unless the site is decreed a smoke free environment.

/nazi foreman blog
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# I's on the other side of ur fencins
Blowin smokes in ur fayce

*isn't, please don't kill*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# top work
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Best of all the wooyays.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# thats lully!
Have a clicky!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# absoluely ace!

(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# *claps!*
Yay!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaw
I'll remember to stay away from him after 6am on the 2nd!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# That's rather amazing
you talented bugger!

(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# that is the best ever!

my moggy loves his smack!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# *waits for july 1st*
Your time is nearly at an end, smoke kitten!
*clicks*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)
# oo nicely done
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# NO HARD HAT
NO JOB
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:53, archived)
# I've been...
watching this for the last hour...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# did this
way back.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 7:16, archived)
# That kitten...
SMOKES LIKE A FUCKING CHIMNEY! (or "chimdey" if you're a numpty)
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# lovely!
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

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