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# I've spent all day doing this
And mixing a song, and even doing a bit of work... but mostly this...

Lady Boxface:



Previously on Boxface
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# mm ladybox
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# nice handiwork
Where's my Magnum?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# In the holster where you left it Clint.
The real question is - Do ya feel lucky?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I feel very lucky
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Nip to the shop and buy us a lottery ticket would you?
Ta.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I didn't see any magnums at all!
so I got you a blackberry and banana smoothie solero
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# cool
thanks

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# *looks at feet*
*shuffles*

I wasn't here when you asked. I was looking at the internet
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Awwwww
*offers bite of toffee crisp*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# *glees*
takes small nibble chomp
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)
# hehehe
i can see her box
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# ^ this
p.s. woo to OP
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# That's not right.
:/
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# You're telling me!
It walked in the office and just stood there looking at for ages...

As soon as I took its picture it seemed happy and went away again...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# ha ha ha
yes - now, monkey boy - write and illustrate a very long and interesting story of love between the two of them...

GO!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# I could...
But that would mean spending the next ten weeks illustrating it very slowly...

I'd never get any B3taing done...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# do what JJ does
and force hungry orphans to do your work for you.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I like this idea....
In London the streets are littered with hungry orphans... I will be helping keep Britain Tidy at the same time.

*reduces Carbon footprint*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# eeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy can feel it
doo doo doo doodood odododooodd dodod
yo, what happened to peace?

/tycoon to$h
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Needs more tits

but phoarr anyway
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I'll mention that to her...
On second thoughts, maybe I won't, I like my face the way it is... (box shaped)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I think five should be sufficient
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Hmmm...
That can be arranged... but only at home where she's not going to see it ;)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)
# I understand
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Planet of the Martian Zombies

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Less erotica,
more tea!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# I say
equal amounts of both!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Erotic tea!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# TEAROTICA!
*invents new genre*

Who'd like a fresh cup of tearotica? Anyone, anyone? Milk and sugar in your TEAROTICA?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Oooh, matron!


"One lump or two?"


*snorkles*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Here is my handle, here is my spout?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# More milt please The Neville

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
# You'll hate what I have in mind for my next pic.....
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# coffee with tits?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Sexy wines?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Soft porn kia ora?

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# That would be Mars, then?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Haha, ^ this =D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Thems Green-skins get around.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# *mumbles*
stealing our jobs and our women...mumble grunt...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# reminds me of Invincible
edit/ See?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Splendid stuff sir.
Got a good weekend planned?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# *patiently waits for plagued knotted bears*
*coughs*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# He always ignores the good suggestions.
Tits is all he likes to hear.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# *patiently waits for plagued knotted bear tits*
*spluffs*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# whine whine whine
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# My theory is that you paid a lot of money
for a tit stencil, and want to get your full investment from it. :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# I had to save my pocket money all summer for it.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Can you please
draw a bunch of them in an animal pen, like for sheep, but those aliens in it instead?

It would be an Alien Ant Farm. ;)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# NYOM NYOM NYOM
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I concur,
sir
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# she wipes spluff over the coin
is that legal?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# NO!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# oh, yay!
*gets out wallet*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Britannia is Canadian?


Who would have guessed?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Spice Girls Reform - not for the money
but things weren't going to well in LA


Blog & Archive
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# *confused*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# *disconbobulated*
Edit: ooh need to get to the bank before it shuts so i have money for rent coming out.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# not enough people are *bamboozled* these days
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# *bamboozles*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I'm only bamboozled by love
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# and I'm only loved by the bamboozled
:(
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# not enough people watch Ceefax anymore that's why
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# god, that was ace
i'd forgotten about that
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Did
Bamber Boozler have a liver disorder or was he created by Matt Groening?

Either way, he had the best name evar.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# had the baby then?
was it early? or is this an old pic?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# old pic
7 weeks to go, ish
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# ditto (ish)
Wifey finished work for 9 months now
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# i watched 'children of men' last night
and i'm reading 'the kite runner'

it's stirring all manner of unwelcome emotions in me
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# *manhugs for mictobaby*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# this
also, shouldn't they have different numbers?
And doesn't HWD stand for hollywood?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# did you watch fonejacker last night?
funny stuff

/is easily pleased
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# do you reckon they spelled it with an 'f' so that is looked 'edgy' and 'cool'?
cos it doesn't work
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Yes.
Its contractual. They had to do it as they didnt have the usual gay/lesbian/ethnic minority quotient of channel/e4 programs and had to do something else to make up for it
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# with this post BBD
you are really bewildering me
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Aaah Vienna!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Ahhhhhh, the Spice Girls
wonder what they're looking like now....
*goes to check 'The Sun' Online*

/Cracking image sir, as always :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# you nick all your stuff from there
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Keeley, 21, is getting her baps out in a dedicated topless shoot just for me
I'm a tough negotiator
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Keeley says
'I think The Great Architect does all the best virals, and I want to do rudes on his tinky'
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# copyright News Group Newspapers
..


btw - for the confuzzled - the things people will do for 50 bucks when they're 'down' on their luck in LA.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# those crazy computer 'experts' and their wacky imagery
it's a wonder they get any real work done at all coming up with stuff like that
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Do you think Zoo & Nuts will "use" your lovely picture?
Or have they stopped that now?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# there "seems" to be a surprisingly high level of
inverted comma use in this thread.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# zoo, bless 'em
had some more fun there this morning.
www.b3ta.com/board/7375500
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# RIS?
Grantbeckham? Hughposh?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# I'm RISing heavily here
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# aye, she would do that for the fame :)
I really don't know why, but I just fucking hate Posh. Piss off back to Boots, you talentless fuck.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# i tink me gets it




innit
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# RIS?
Is it something to do with them having the same arrest serial number thing?

Is it something to do with Hugh Grant being their driver/manager in that shitty movie?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Oh fucking christyshits! LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT YOU EGGY BASTARDS!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# that's cheered me right up
ta :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# hehe
{pic of geoff in Welsh hat inserted here}
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# well there's lovely
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I post it
but I daren't
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# :P
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# BIG MAC CLAM?
this is the greatness

I want a grontbox
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Grontbox wants YOU!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Ha ha great stuff
TJ: pea roast from the gay shift
A red thing that sniffles cries and wets itself
and He's holding a baby too
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Oh, has he had the baby?
Bless. I'd congratulate him but he'd probably ignore me anyway.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# congratz!
Babies are officially mental.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# its MictoBoy and MictoBaby
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# congrats to them and all.
And you too.

And eveyone else in world too.





Except for Rusty Lee. That's just wrong.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# hahah
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# gosh thats fab
lovely pic
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Awww!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# That is woo
woo to Mictoboy as well :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Youse gettin' reet good at these, like.
I will get you that picture soon =)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# That's so lovely.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# You should make that into an Easter card.
As it is the story of jebus.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# i like
very amusing
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Hurray for the gront box!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# And lo!
A child is born unto us.

Kill it with blast pipes!

www.wheelybird.com/files/pumpage.gif
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# hahaha
I remember that.

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# damb those
blast pumps! *pumps* *blarts*

I'm going to start spelling "damn" like "damb" because it seems to make more sense that way
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I love the christyshits!
and the drawings :D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Hello you!
*bropes* *gloams*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I thought it said the Grontbox is wanking
would have made more sense
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# ^__^
what a happy gront box!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# That made me laugh
loud enough to disconcert my neighbours!

*disconcerts!*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Hurrah!
*joins in the disconcertings*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# YAY
happy ^_^
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# I feel warm and fuzzy inside
and out. :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Probly bindun many times before but


It's been in my head all damn day...

Be gentle, its my first time.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Needs more Situationist practice of wandering around appreciating psychogeography!
I'm off to the shop - anyone want anything?


/edit/ have a woo and a little fondle if you are a virgin.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Cornetto
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Bastard!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha, and there I was going to let you fill the position of PA
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# You love it when I call you names.
I'd be the good kind of PA, I'd wear a pencil skirt.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# *jealousnesses*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# :D
Don't worry, you can borrow it.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# how do i look?
*does the tits and arse in same shot pose*
*sucks finger*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# I think you're meant to suck your own one
*wipes finger on shirt*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# what have you been touching!?!?!
tastes like prawn!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# MMMMMMM
Prawn....
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# I had sushi for lunch.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# let's negotiate terms...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I want a spinny chair.
And more tea than I can drink.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# *provides spinny chair*
*pays for tealady*

"Now, take down everything I say, Miss Wow..."
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# YESES!
*glomp* best boss ever!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# it'd have to be a tealady,
can't be doing with one of those tea making machines,
got to be proper tea, brewed and served properly!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Of course!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# am currently trying to get this into the sun
story about beckham pics in pigs blood

rather doubtful.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# If only!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# hahahaha, you never know!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Cornetto
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# OK
2 mind-piss flavoured cornettos

/edit/ 3
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Hoi!
Just ONE Cornetto!!!!!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# cornetto
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# you've got red on you
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Magnum
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# with or without Higgins?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# I was talking with a physicist today
we were talking about Higgs particles
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# What type?
there's about eleventy now I believe.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Them Ecuador dark ones aren't as nice as I thought they'd be.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# The last time I had a Magnum was in Turkey
and it was like cherry ripple and lurrrrvely and I've never seen one since
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# That does sound nice.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# you need the columbian white
fantastic. makes life just like the adverts
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I'm not a huge fan of white chocolate
too sweet for me.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# 20 L&B
'ningles all
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# L&B!?
you dirty swine
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Camel blues FTW.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# You smoke dead camels?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Course I do.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# i used to have standards
now i smoke Mayfair smooths

DAMN YOU TAX HIKES!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha mayfair.
My pikey princess.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# I gave up
they always thought I was a quitter :(
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# How's it going?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Alright actually
my clothes smell a lot nicer for starters.

Although my lungs appear to be trying to rid themselves of the years of tar coatings: I'm coughing up really rank gunge.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Aaargh!
Your user name confuddles me!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# How so?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# It makes him think of regalness.
Not quiffy lovelies.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Mohawk Lovelyness now chica
:D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# show me show me show me!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Woooow.
Very nice.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Coz it's got my name in it
My name being Dave Laird - as it happens
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Oooooh Well My name is..
Laird Dave Iain Gillespie of Kincavel
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Well
the initial shock of seeing my own name (albeit reversed) as someone else's user name has worn off now.

I'm off now - curry tonight and birthday this weekend beckon - I'll be back on Monday.

Ta'ra
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Toodles
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Packet of prawn cocktail crisps
and a kit kat dark

please
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# surprise me
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# "Boo"!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# *DOESN'T strip clothes off and leap at you*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# now that
is surprising!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Magneto
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Some raw herring would be nice
hold the onions though
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# pffffff
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# haha fucking ace!
I wish there was an 'I like this' button
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Ace!
If he'd done the "Come to Daddy" video he would have blown that old woman's head off.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# haha
That is su-fricken-perb.
woo!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# I've just done a sex wee in my pance because of this
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# second wave, divide!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# third wave - deride!

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Very nice, great stuff!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# very nice
woo! to you
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I've never seen in Bindun
and it is Highly WOOO! great virgin post :D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# ace
is that
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Did you see the original?
CFB

I did that one in June last year, the first car picture I did in fact
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# impressive!
Subtle tagging, too :)
(on the new one, I mean)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# The last two picture I've done have been redraws of older pictures
And I've tagged both by plugging in my graphics tablet and signing my name
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# The new one is a great improvement
woo
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# i didn't
but i have now
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# you are getting better!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# lol cars
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# lol in my car
i roffle safest of all
i caps lock all my doors
it's the only way to live
lol cars
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# i did a little bit of spittle
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# *wipes with fresh hanky*
*pinches cheek*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# good work on the lighting

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# I quite liked the back window
It was difficult to get each line of colour right though
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# nice, you fancy trying your hand....
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# do this one
Carrera GT
Edit: Actually fuck that, if you can be arsed to find a picture of a Noble and do that I'd be most impressed. Well done on the current pics.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# that's v nice
now will the newsletter arrive before William Basinski puts me to sleep
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# please do one of these
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Is it cruel to put an elephant on a segway?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# i want a segway
although i can't think of one without thinking of that White and Nerdy video
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# No Mrs Griffin!
Call me Mystique....
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# roger irrelevant?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# flibble
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# family guy
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# I love this so much
He seems scared though.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# wouldn't you be if you were him?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Not a hope!
I love fast riding about on things. Motorbikes, rollycoasters..... you'll never hear me scream, just giggle incessantly.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# incessantly, or maniacally?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# isn't it manically?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# *gives antidote*
/manicures
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# ooh lovely
ta
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# both!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# :D
g j
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# You beat me to it
:P
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# gettin jiggy wid it
na na na naa na nah nAH!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Yes,
but it's also very funny, so I guess it's ok.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# hefalump
looks scared!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# the ensuing laughter
restores your karma
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# great
excellent
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# have a nice weekend!!
mine starts in T minus 15 minutes
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# you too sir
THANKS
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# i know you mean it
when you say it with CAPS
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Hoorays for you!


Can I keep you? Please?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# I'm not sure about that
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# I have convenient amenities.

Perhaps that might sway you?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I hate convenient amenities!
Sorry, it's a no
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# I am distraught.


*cries*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# apparently so
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Not for the purposes of amusement.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Behold, the evolution of the mighty badger!

This is an image compiled by top scientists showing what the humble badger could look like in as little as 10-15 years.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Mushroom MUSHROOM
Snaaaaake
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Just realised
what i can do with the last hour at work, watch the badger video and completely space out! Yay!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# ban this filth!


*yiffs*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
bananaphoooone
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# you
BASTARD
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# heh heh
once it's in there
it never comes out
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# my revenge:
the game
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Quick and dirty
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# pffft
high five makes it funny
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Imagine
shaking hands
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# *buys*
*sells at Chernobyl*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# 3.
4. Profit!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# MY PROFIT
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# nuh-uh
my idea!

*handbags*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# yes, I can imagine it to be quick and dirty :P
arf!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# That was the joke
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# *ouch*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# It'll never catch on.


:-p
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# fire?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Beg to differ
*torches*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# *ring ring*
"hello? yeah it's about this flame retardant increased
Patrick Moore you sold me.
turns out you sent me just the retarded version"
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# you made me do that
you swine
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# I never did.

Unless I've been sending out threatening letters in my sleep again. Have I?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# they're scary
please stop
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Gerroff, yer fat fecker!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# .
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# excellent!
:)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# he's not matching, though.
/pedant
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Oh dear!

I fucked that one up then, didn't I?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# obviously
i mean, who would dare to be ironic here?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# nobody.
ever.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Matching?

Matching?

Matching?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# WHAT?
SPEAK UP, EH?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# 'is standing'
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# nope
It definitely says "is stood"
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# then it is incorrect
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# damn
I hate being incorrect. It makes me feel foolish
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# *glees*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# oi geoff
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Heheh. Curses!
And isn't it 'stood standing'?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Rumbled
pardon?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# He is stood standing on your house
This may just be a Welsh thing. Like me.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# you should have stuck to your guns
"stood" has a better ring, correct or not, and as a professional editor I decree that it is acceptable in this context.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# I concur

just to annoy mictoboy.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# then you are a fuckwit, sir
and i demand satisfaction
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Again?
I've never known a man with such a rampant libido!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# *fails to find previous version and edit again*
bugger
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# you need to go and brush up on transitive and intransivite use of verbs young man
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# I need to go what now?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# kinky
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Chairless?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I won't even bother making it, and I'll describe it here
"Normal sized Patrick Moore has text on his picture"
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha, pastiche!

Increased Patrick Moore is crushing a thalidomide child in space

beeger

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# what is it with him and space!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# the urine-like substance impresses me greatly.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# it's what thalidomide children in space are full of
or so I'm told
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I thought that he'd stopped doing that
when the BBC threatened to put his show on BBC Four at around midnight.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# It's the other way round
this is how he expressed his wrath
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# haha fucking brill!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Haha
He's one of these old blokes whose trousers start somewhere around his chest.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# nice one...
In Other News: Is your sig a line from an Ed Harcourt song?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# It most certainly is
Been listening to From Every Sphere recently & it's still a bloody good album.
:o)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Indeed - 'All Of Your Days Will Be Blessed' is a gem
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I posit
that his structural integrity has been compromised to the extent that a mere fairylike gust of wind will cause collapsation
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Good Vibes
I saw the headline and, well...

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# :D
Anal beads cure cancer!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# In that case
I am never, ever going to get cancer.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# o_O
never take them out eh?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Of course I do!
Otherwise they'd be totally pointless :D

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# HAHA
good good carry on
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# *carries on*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# STOP













carry on
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# i miss mark and lard
*sobs*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
#
and so was i
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# ghghghghghghghgghghghgh
Musn't ghghghghghgghghghrumble!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Get to bed!

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# gah!
i meant in private you filthy boy!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# *exposes self*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# *hangs keys*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Hahaha
I have been known to do that for fun...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# i'd be mighty impressed if you
could unlock the door.



without using your hands
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# What about aids?
Cured by blowjobs.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Might get AIDS in that case.
8mm gauge PA ring makes them kind of tricky.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# *shudders
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# 8mm?
Wow, I'm mightily impressed.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Managed to stretch it up last week...
It's interesting because every time I sit on the toilet, there's a massive 'CLANK' when it hits the seat. It's so much bigger that I forget to avoid hitting it.

*edit* I should explain that - it's also 18mm diameter.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# At least now when you use 'I could give you a black eye with my cock' as a put down you'll actually be right.
I'm curious to see what an 8mm there looks like.

Don't worry, don't worry. Just any 8mm there. Not yours.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Ah right.
You at work? I could find one on BMEzine most likely...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# i too would be quite curious to see
not anybodys though, yours specifically

; )
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Well if you insist... *gets camera*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# i do
*anticipates*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I should be interested in seeing Aphex looking at Wasted's genital piercings
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# really?
cos i'm so pretty?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# No.
Because *I'm* so pretty.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# no
it just sounded kinky, and you'd probably have a really funny expression
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# like this?
O_O
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# hehe possibly!
;)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Those last 3 words have such a sweet cadence
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Indeed
I may pen a haiku
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Heheh
Do it!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# *clears throat*
Loud clank from men's room
Wasted's genital piercings
And bog seat collide
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# *sobs*
Thass juss bootiful
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# I worry about you
I really do.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# [/:-D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# I am
I love BME! My tats are all on there I think.

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# My piercings have yet to get on there
because the more private ones are for B_E's eyes only, really.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Well of course
That's normal.

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# hehehehe. best story of the day has to be this though:
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# 2nd best i'll think you'll find
:D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# HA!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Yeah, read that yesterday. Bless her.
Best quote's right at the end.

'"About 11 years ago I entered a show with some fruit scones. I was the only entrant but I came third." '
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# *falls off chair*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Pisshead.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Jealous
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Almost drinking day!
/seldom remembers Saturdays these days blog
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# six day week \o/
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# she's definitely improved this time around then.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Haha
I think there was a link on /talk yesterday to a local website covering the story
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# yeah, highly illogical
have you been on to The Sun, btw?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# He has.
Whoops, I thought you meant was he aware of what was afoot.

I don't know, I'm not his PA.

I wish I was.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# ah right
mind you, with all this pic-stealing, he might need a PA
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# at least i added a token credit
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# you're a gentleman and scholar for doing so, sir!
the cnuts on fark.com were less than complimentary about it...
forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2913940
hell, I never said I was good at photoshopping...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# bastards
it would also appear i can add images to replies
but as yet i can't think of anything subtle enough to get past their vetting radar, tesco value newspaper might be worth a shot, although the hitler icon seems ok, but then again this is the sun.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# hahahaha, you'll be wanting a picture of piers morgan then
or abu hamza
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Surely you'd be more suited to being his ma
rather than his pa.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# naw, you wouldn't like it...
I pay too much and the perks are amazing ;)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# He he, yes, I have, thanks fella things are 'in hand'
appreciate all the help/notice that the b3tans have taken over it, been great of all of them to let me know.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# I heard about that last night
On Sky, before Two Pints came on.

I felt really bad for her.

I almost wet the bed because I was laughing so much, however.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha!
LEARN TO BAKE WOMAN!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# I kept reading this as
Vibrator
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# pfft
anyone else hear about that Orbo thing?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# seems to have gone quiet again.
I want to see this scam in full, dammit!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I had a wonderful dream last night

"Clank" said Mr Bigs.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# I love your signature
I also love your dreams.

*covets*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# It's a Stretchheads song title.
MMmmm Stretchheads.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Ah.
*opens Soulseek*

*hopes for industrial noise*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# EE am:
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# :D
I love the intro so much.
Not so sure about the music...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# hahahaha
Jesus christ that's epic.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Released by Psygnosis
on the Amiga?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# More things
should be released by Psygnosis on the Amiga

Even though I never actually played it, there's never been a game as good as Shadow of the Beast*

*based purely upon speculation
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# I played it.
But on the Spectrum.

For about 5 minutes.

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# It wasn't worth much longer, believe me.
Good Lemmings level though.







Of it.





Also Agony.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# It is a fine parlour.
Not as good as my clunking colonic clinic on casters.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Oh you opened a franchise?
I heard Lenny Kravitz started the chain going.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# No,
that's misinformation. The first was opened by Charlie Chaplain.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# I have
a breadshop on bricks. It doesn't move anywhere though, and is cemented firmly to its foundations in the high street.

I think this is tantamount to building cruelty
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# I've reported you, you cruel villain!


The only number I had was the Lemington Spa Pigeon Fanciers Association. They didn't seem all that interested. :(
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# S'funny that.
Because the Cannock Chase Pigeon Worriers were, when I phoned them. They'll shortly be releasing their worried pigeons to peck at Neville's buns and loaves.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I too worry about beans a lot
woo!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Careful now!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Mmmm beans
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# hahahahahaha
You have mined a rich seam of MAGICAL recently.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Thank ye.
It depends what "comes to me" while in the bath. You saucy peoples.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Please dream more about Amigas
I do not care for Ramsay and his bean worrys
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# **tries**
**prolapses**
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Thanks for trying
i'll get a stick for you to push your guts back in
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# *makes cheeky face*
*whispers* It wasn't that orifice *rolls eyes upward and point forefinger to lips, cheekily*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# this is probably the best dream ever
i want to borrow it
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# I only rent them out.
2 inch a pound.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# yay for houses with leg implement!
fromage!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I thought that was about Chris Benoit for a second...
:p
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# eco warrior

latest terror attack on uk airport almost thwarted by a discarded drawing pin.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# where's my bloody newsletter?
that's what i want to know. that and where i've put my highlighter pen.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# i haven't got it
or your highlighter pen.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# I want to know
when the new icons are going to be made higher so we can make hats for them.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# It was a little oversight by the icon designers
Fools.

Lo WI
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Lo KW!
I think the icon designers should be attacked.

And then forced to re-design them.

Seriously though, couldn't they just be altered a bit to have an extra few blank pixels underneath them?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# i want to know if i'm going to get at least a token yay.
*goes off to pester zoo some more.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# sorry, how rude
hurrah!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# thankyou
my faith in humanity is now fully restored.
*cancels trip to zoo, has another think about image to post on the sun site instead.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# You can borrow my spare highlighter
it's pink. You can't have my green one.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# i don't have any highlighters
*sads*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# *offers big pink one*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
you just reminded me, i need to call my brother (owns the landscape gardening contract up luton airport)

nice pic woo
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Soz
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I log on for the first time in ages and this is what I see?
Curse you!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# what's going on wi?
what happened with the job-nazis?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# I quit my job a week ago today
and I am currently looking for new employment :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# hurrah for jobserve!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# You missed the opportunity
to make it look as if he is placing his head in the infamous orifice.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# *laughs*
*sighs*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# stretchimification!
tj: client just asked me for editable files for fairly complex diagram I made for them, so I sent them the .ai files. They don't know what they are, but they now want something 'compatible with Powerpoint'. Gits.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Powerpoint
should be decoded, rehacked and then burned.

And whoever created it for Microsoft should be shot repeatedly.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# send them a plug
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# pfft
*sends enormo JPG of a side of ham*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# send
them a 275MB zip file containing nothing but recipes for cheese on toast.

Rule of thumb - never let clients edit anything. Not even their own ideas
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# ^ This, with bells on!
Couldn't be more true
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# bwahahaha!
always the same sad story with clients :/
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# fucking hell
those arms look painful
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# The occasional theme continues... like it or not.
meh
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
where do you get all this from?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# hehe - I found this great site that sells Fine Art Prints...
Loads of gems, this one (although you couldn't tell) took ages to do.

www.finerareprints.com
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# oo top find
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Debbilgrrrl!
calm down!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Done just for her....
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# :D
so very kind :)

*is excited*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Happy to help, m'dear
:)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# The one in the middle is Richard Hammond
AICMFP
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# HAHAHA
i think you're right!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# BEARDS!
\o/
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# She's Here!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# *beard-glees*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# All the best gents are wearing them....
*strokes own beard in silent movie villian styleee*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Ooooh!
Silent movie villain is SUCH a good look!

*lusts*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# I say!
:)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# M A N I T O B A !
yes!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Silly Stickman
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Sept 11th!!!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# My aunt's birthday.
Plus she lives in America.

You can imagine the dirty looks she gets at her birthday celebrations.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Really? Sheesh
Like she chose the date herself...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Technically she did
She was born a few days late. My family have a habit of doing that- I was ten days late.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# What a cunt!
;)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# why?
does she do them topless?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# I just don't think they appreciate parties on september the 11th.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Now, *that's* funny!
Hiya Cap'n!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Y'alright JPG
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Silly.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Silly stick man
That's what happens if you get out of your box.

Oh, and woo - I like this.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# So now we know
not to think outside the box - where our thoughts die of suffocation
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Hmm
And here was me expecting explosive decompression of a stick figure. Sniff :'(
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# 9/11?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# No!!
Just.. no!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# The 9th of November?
That's month's off yet
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Miiiiiind the piiiiiiiiiiiiss
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# HE'S UNDER MY DESK
IT TICKLES
I LIKE IT
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# HA!
noice
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Greatness.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# that's taking 'thinking outside the box' a step further
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Still too thin?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# That forehead...
it's either Patrick Moore or Robocop.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
#
Moore Stewart
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
#
Moore Stewart Kielty
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
#
Moore Stewart Kielty Stewart
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Who now?!
"Stewart Stewart" or "Patrick Kielty"??
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Patrick Moore Stewart Kielty Stewart
I can see where this is going
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Wokingham?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Stuart Lee
*moons on a stick*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# To the beach!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Fibonacci is rolling in his grave right now.
Patrick Moore Stewart Kielty Stewart Carson
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# To China!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
#
"Stewart Stewart" or "Patrick Kielty"??
Moira Stuart Stewart
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
#
Magnus Magnusson
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
#
Magnus Magnusson
Magnusson Magnus Magnus Magnet Magnusson
brine shrimp
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Smeg fridge
Shmerg
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# fridge fridge
fridge fridge appliance fridge fridge
denka denka fridge fridge fridge parmesan fridge
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Fence!
fridge appliance merm decking
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Animals?
Bird fish mammal brick orangina elephant Shakespeare
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# biscuits
jaffa cakes I'm listening to Meatloaf Erasure the sound of marmots dying
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# marmots?!?!
applesauce Tizer Tango
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# scrote
champagne I'm listening to bad AIDS Richard Cheese
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# fridge fridge
fridge fridge fridge fridge fridge fridge fridge fridge spunky titfest
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# fridge fridge
spunky decaffienated titfest
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Leprosy
Pope John Paul II tit ghettoblaster
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Pins mints
Pope John Paul II ghettoblaster generator
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Wrong hole
generator polio
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Satan
And his Minoins Minyuns Minjuns Mon... Servants.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Fish
Satan Paul Daniels and his Minoins Minyuns Minjuns Mon... Servants lovely wife Debbie McGee Satan
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# ...
Winnar! lol
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Sam Bennallick!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# good old Magnus
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# haha
What is he like!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# He's like a giant smoking clam
that lives at the bottom of your garden
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# I am laughing.
:D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# He's fit to drive it
after the cool crisp taste of Monkey Beer
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# EVERYONE drives better after enjoying
the clean, crisp taste of Monkey Beer
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# RPM!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# I fear RPM
can you please tell him to hide himself from my sight? He is causing my knees to tremple
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# KNEE TEMPLE!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# He was hidden away for a fairly long time until now.
:)

I've told him to conceal himself again, but I think he might just be hiding under your pillow.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# I went through your site yesterday
It was highly entertaining.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Thank you. :)

For every visitor that goes through my site I send a bag of live snails to Africa.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Don't
waste perfectly good snails on Africa!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# *shakes fist*
Daaaamn youuu Reduuuced Paaatriick Mooooooore!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I love RPM.
I'd love a little dolly of him for my mantlepiece.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# :)

If only I owned an oriental sweat shop. I could probably produce thousands of them for a couple of pence each, and sell them for profit. Profit!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# PROFIT!
POINT FIVE!

I would love one.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# I know I say it often
but I fucking love RPM!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
#
what a cunt he is
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# yay
I love the kitten army!! Thank you Reduced Patrick Moore! You saved my life :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)
# For some reason
I think she looks like Woopie Goldberg...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# slopy forehead.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# That's much better
The only thing I'd say is she looks like a conehead in a wig- you may want to bring the hairline down a bit- usually I try and get it about the same height from the eyebrows as the length of the nose.

You've got a nice style though, expressive.

Edit- I feel really mean, I'm sorry.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# But she is a conehead in a wig!
I'm one of those perverted stealth-coners.

Edit: I wouldn't put stuff up on B3ta if didn't expect criticism ranging from the valid to the bizarre.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Your picture sounds like swiss chard
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# See, the thing about purple sprouting broccoli....
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# *hug*
I'm still sorry though, and that thing about your style is true- plus you get the softness of the breasts over really well.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Although the nipple-clavicle distance is a little high...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# BIZZARO!
I'd love to meet Bizzaro Neville. He would scare me

I imagine he'd wear a suit and go to work every day.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# He would likely read Nuts and Zoo
and drink lager. He'd be a crazy loon!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# and he would
drink coffee by the pint

HE'S CRAZY IN THE HEAD!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Gosh.
It would be confusing to have a conversation with him. He'd jabber on about crazy concepts such as football and who was on X Tractors and such things. Crazy mad rants. He'd end up in an institution where hairy ladies would bleet at him.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I would watch
X Tractors

A farmer who is coincidentally called "Simon Cowell" would stand and marvel at a range of tractors occasionally
going "Arr, she's a beaut" and muttering to his wife about what's for dinner.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *commissions*

*does near-subliminal between advert teasers*

*airs at 8pm on a Firday on Channels 4*

*profit*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# There was a pirate 'theme' in the canteen today. It was rubbish.
Crow's Net (sic) Soup - which was just chicken soup
Cannonballs and spaghetti - yep, meatballs
Salty Dog Fish - cod in batter
Deep Sea Sludge - chocolate ice cream.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# haha
it was like this at school

for the same product, the menu ran thus:

normal school day: Soup
open day for parents: Homemade farmhouse cream of chicken soup
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# What's wrong with that?

That's standard pirate fare, that is.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# GROG!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# no!
Boo to grog!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# GROG!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# yay for Grog!
Damn me, I've been subliminally influenced by SCUMM
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# she needs a much better bra
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Perhaps spend a little time
studying anatomy & proportions.

And less time wanking over self-drawn funbags.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Needs more asparagus
Woo!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Good Lord!
She has Eamon Holmes living in her hair!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# come on Eamonn!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# I don't wanna!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# but he's got his rubber suit on
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# well, in that case
*dons mask*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# *comes on eamonn*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Bahahahah
hatstand.

Have you been rained on today?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Not today
Although, well, yes briefly. I went out to buy a pork pie for my lunch and it was quite damp.

I'm going to get as wet as a seal (or anything else) in the rain this Sunday though. T IN THE PARK FOR THE WIN!

DAMP DAMP DAMP DAMP MUDDY GRASS!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# I am seeing
The Good, the Bad and the Queen on Mondays. At the Tower of Londons!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Hurrah!
I may listen to them right now

*turns off Meatloaf because it's shit*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Her boobs scare me
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Derren Brown Will Rape Your Mother
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# argh take it away
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# The worst case scenario today is buying a crunchie on friday
only to find the crunchie is smashed inside the wrapper.
Thus I'm eating crunchie dust.

On the plus side, my work will be lending me a van thus saving me £72 this weekend. Yay

/K weasel blog
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# save it!
Stop eating it, and go and buy yourself a vanilla milkshake from somewhere.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# How will a vanilla milkshake quell the feeling of loss?
Its a bit like buying a puppy and taking it home only to find that it's broken.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# .o0(mmmm, puppy dust...)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# add the crunchie dust to the milkshake
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# See, here's a sensible gent.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# eeep!
but strangely compelling! Woo!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# argh
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Superb!!!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# If that thing was real
I would hunt it for sport.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# You get your rape eyes off my Chantho
She's such a sweetie
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# The single most
frustratingly annoying character ever created by anyone who has ever created a character for anything ever.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# she'll probably be in the next series then
in every episode
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# She's just adorable
AND she could put those mouthparts round the back and up your bum whilst she's sucking you off.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# perv
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# good job she died then, eh?

/spoiler
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Not if I rape his first
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# haha wooo
but since when has he been gingaaa,
and why do his trousers go all the way to his chin, woo *click*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# i know he will
he told me already
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Friiiiiday!
Yay!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# this is cool
nice one mcflimbs
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# thank you
for the little bees.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# you're welcome
you really have been taking some lovely photographs
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
more of this.

with tits.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Cunning.
Do you work in a gallery?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# haha no.
I sneaked into the board room.

(Got caught too. Oops)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# who took the photograph and how did you explain what
you wanted to do with it?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# and what did the person who caught you say?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
I just got the image of teh Leeds bash - nice one... checking your stock(s)?

Also - good tagging.

Poor Freebs!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# how long did THAT take to load?
Yes, seeing as noone showed up, I thought I'd check my stocks whilst I had my sandwich :(
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# are you up
or is it just the way the coat catches the light?

also - who took this photo and how did you explain what you were doing?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# think it was the light
it wasn't THAT exciting
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# B3: would you mind taking a photograph of me while I eat my sandwich?
pub person: ? eh?
B3: it's for a message board I post to...
pub person: are you one of them internet perverts or something...?
B3: ... not really
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# this had me choking to death
cheers prof
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# well - I'll make sure you have a good send off
... staging funerals is a new line of work I'm thinking about going into ... very over teh top, theatrical affairs, professional mourners, scrips, lighting - whatever you want, to the letter.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# if you need an assistant, give me a call
I'm good at three things:
Fighting, screwing and reading the news.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Heheh
Like the perv mac
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Explaining B3ta
to people who don't know what it is is an almost impossible task

Especially when it comes to Goatse
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Ahem
Goatse is an internet meme which has developed from pictures of a man stretching his rectum.


Not that hard.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# I dunno
I think he must have stretched it pretty hard.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Now try explaining why we love it so much.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I don't love it
/me thinks the lady doth protest too much blag
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Because
we are all sick.


And it's funny.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Looks like
He's stretching it quite hard to me. I shudder just to think about it.

*thinks about it*

*shudders*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I say, excuse me,
but I think you are pissing on my mind
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Well
I've tried pissing on my own mind but it doesn't work, so I have to pick on someone else, and you just happened to be around.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I understand, I really do,
but do you think you could stop at some point?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# hehe. Well...
It was me taking the photo (of goatsie)

I also took this photo. I am lucky(?) enough to "work" with a fellow b3tan, who is the pot-bellied, untucked-shirted, flared-trouser-wearing goatsie man behind the board.
:)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# username?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Hmmm. That would be too easy.
Maybe a hint.

He errr...
umm...

Has a kitten icon & has a user id within a few hundred of mine
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# ha ha ha
very good :D

which is why the shoulders line up so very nicely.

Good work those b3tans.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# also
two b3tans in one company, the receivers must be circling like vultures -- it wasn't fopp was it?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# haha woo!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Arf!
Are your work trousers flared?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# that's fantastic
hurray and clicky for that.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# arf
.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I recognise those hands
hands - check
ring - check

you are goatse man!!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Haha
*hands Weeto £5*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Ta!
*spends on wine, women and song (£5 worth)*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha!
Animation required.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Haha
I love this compo!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# classic
nice sidies too.

Also - tuck your shirt in man, this is an office not a hippy commune.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# excellent!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha
it's Morten Harket!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# nice work sir
it's the first time i've ever seen a flip chart put to proper use.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# ah come on now
you wait for an important meeting

you sneak in half an hour before and write WANK or COCKBADGER on every blank sheet, then put it all back in place

and sit back and watch the results
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Not bad...
better:

at end of day, set printer to to print out a page of multiple 'Cockbadger's, 500 times, in very small font, in light grey.

in morning, pick up your ream of cockbadger paper, and load it into the paper tray in the photocopier
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# hahah
I like that

less effort, more return
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# That is absolutely woo
The eyes darting in different directions is what gets me!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha
lovely stuff
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# That's Braw
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# It's like the oppposite of the Take on me video
its ace.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Haha
Gets a woo yay from me.
(, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)

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