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Bandwagons, roll!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

'I'm not going to see a film with such a fucking stupid name'

-Capt Wow, The Independent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

don't blame you

it wasn't very good

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

I knew it.

That's why Gigli was crap as well (apart from it having that fat* arsed cunt in it) - shit name.

_{*I'm aware I have a fat arse. But at least I'm not a cunt.}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

gigli has got ben affleck in it, hasn't it?

i can't fucking stand him

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

Yes, but he can live as Chasing Amy was actually an alright movie.

If you ask me, anyway, but I love Joey Lauren Adams and Jason Lee so much more.

He's the lesser of two big stupid evils.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

joey lauren adams:

squeaky-voiced irritating fuck

worse than the bird in tankgirl

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

You know when old men get all crotchetty and a bit annoyed with everything?

Are you going to buy a gun at that point?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

nope

i'm going to switch of the tv and the internet,and read books whilst listening to CDs for the rest of my life to prevent having a spontaneous aneurism

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

Yes but your wee ones will be grown up

and most probably want things

And they might have wee ones, and they'll definitely want things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

But that can work

When you are old you say things like "Spiderman the MOVIE!?" and "I remember 'The Third Man' - now THAT was a movie".

And then the kids groan and roll their eyes.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

I'm just going to urinate in public till they leave me alone.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

The only reason i even acknowledge the existance of the USA

is "My Name Is Earl".

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

the first Mrs Afinkawan

Didn't really believe in the existence of America either. She thought it was a marketing ploy.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

it is merely a colony of ours

let them believe that thay have their own country if it keeps them happy.

just call it "Americashire" when they aren't around.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

Hahaha

We did that to a mate's unnecessarily stereotypical yank cousin when he visited some years back.

When he was mid froth about us calling America a colony we said, "Calm down mate, no offence intended...so what is it...south canada or something?"

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

good old US of A

let them think they have their own country, and it only takes them 85 years to start a war with themselves.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)

Jason Lee is the man.

Well, one of many men. You know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

i saw him skate boarding in an old music video the other day

can't remember what band it was though

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

Jason Lee and the Stan Lee Cameos!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

Shame he's a Cruise Clone really

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

Excuse me?

As in Tom?

Are your eyes on backwards?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

scientologist

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

he used to be a proskateboarder

he is also a commited christian

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

He is

a Scientologist.

Or at least, he was - maybe he isn't any more.

[EDIT] Nope, it would appear he still is.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

From what I hear

Scientology isn't an easy religion to quit, especially if you want to maintain a public profile.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)

Some folks have done it

I believe Jerry Seinfeld flirted with it, but no longer is involved, for example.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

Jerry Seinfeld is bigger than any religion.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)

100%

by Sonic youth

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

Fucking redemption-comedy.

Why can't they just hit each other with cars? it would be much funner.

They could call it My Name Is EAAAAARGH I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

Gronky telly.

Sounds fab.

Strictly Come Dancing WITH AN EXPLODABLE JIHAD COW

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

Strictly

Quadrapeadic Come Dancing

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

Have I got news for you? YOUR PARENTS JUST DIED!

EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH, YOU'RE ON LIVE TELEVISION!

Here's your prize of ten thousand bottles of scotch.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

And

your Cafepress store, of course.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

shh!

anyway, thats in "Americashire".

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

'existential comedy'

should be warning enough

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

Not necessarily

Being John Malkovich was ace.

Huckabees just wanted to be as good but it wasn't.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

True dat

it was fab

and I'm all for a bit of existentialism

but as a general rule when applied to films the word tends to translate as 'up its own arse' I find

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

MALKOVICH

I love that film so much- it gave me lasting respect for Cameron Diaz.

And then she went and offended the.......Koreans? Taiwanese? One of them lot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

WHAT?!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

You're suprised.

I do something/say something stupid and you're suprised.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

'And then she went and offended the.......Koreans? Taiwanese? One of them lot.'

?????

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

She wore a bag with a maoist slogan on

And upset the.....the....not chinese.

Hang on.

EDIT- Peru.

why do they care, exactly?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

i used to have a watch with mao on it

no peruvians ever complained as far as i know

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

See, they're just picking on her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

China and Peru

being such close neighbours have a long and bloody history.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

They're not close neighbours!

Hang on.

Isn't Peru in South America?

I feel so stupid right now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

Nepal?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

Antarctica?

The Moon?

Rigel-7?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

That's near India. (I think. Who knows? fucking hell.)

Oh my god, I'm going to a cigarette before my brain falls out.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

you'd have thought so

but Peru had a problem with Maoist inspired terrorists committing genocide. You can see why they might be a bit tetchy.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

Peruvians

I think it was
had something to do with the Shining Path terrorists

and Malkovich is an ace film, indeed

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

Who, what, eh?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

You can tell who's who by

the shape of thier hats yo know

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

She insulted the Peruvians

by carrying a bag around Machu Picchu, depicting Mao, or some other communist leader, who reminded the Peruvians of the Shininh Path, who abducted and murdered thousands of people in the country.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

I thought Being John Malkovich

was appalling. Huckabees was bad, but not as pretentious (though that's not really saying much!)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

Yeah

It was nowhere near as good as I'd been led to believe.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

I stand by my long held opinion that all movies are shit.

ALL OF THEM.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

there was a girl on my media studies course who hated movies

which really confused the fuck out of me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

It's quite simple:

Sitting in silence for an hour and a half does not qualify as a social event.

Going to the movies on your own makes you a loser.

You're not "sharing an experience", you're "killing time because you're a boring fuck that can't use your own imagination".

Conversations always win, hands down. If you can't have an interesting one, it's time to take a look in the mirror.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

so the fact that they are by turns funny/ upsetting/ scary/ enthralling/thought-provoking/enjoyable

means nothing?
does the same apply to books?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

Books are personal.

Movies are apparently meant to be watched in groups.

Also, they all go on too long. Movies should be over in five minutes.

It could just be someone shouting "Ok so this protagonist just got pulled out of their comfort zone, now they're moving on to achieve glory".

For the sake of variety they could use a different person to shout it each time.

This would be much better.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

Fuck off.

What about that Annabel Cheung story?

Or whatever her name was.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

that was just depressing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

That'll teach me to watch it on mute.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

The only good movie ever made is

One of our dinosaurs is missing.

153% of the FACT.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

baddest movie EVER.

Even if it does have sexy Jeff in it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

ustinov was a whore for disney dollars

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

You've never seen

Gay Purr-ee then

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

*too busy watching films to argue*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

"I'm not going to watch any film with that cunt Whalberg in it"

Kroney - The Guardian

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Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

Or Jude Law.

Who, lets be fair, is a smarmy little wanker who needs his oh-so-indie chelsea boot inserting up his pancake-flat arse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

I liked that film Gattaca

Jude Law was in a wheelchair. I liked to imagine that it was because of me running him over.

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Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

Someone needs to.

He's tiny as well, he'd die.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

i'm not the only one then?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)

That bit where he was dragging himself up the stairs

made me laugh a lot.

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Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

He gets his head smashed in by an oar-wielding Matt Damon in Talented Mr Ripley.

It's grand.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

Arf!

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

What's this with that Huq woman then?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

Archie posted a

blue peter pic. Several board members fwapped over the Huqster. A bandwagon is about to ensue.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

*holds on tight*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

Woah,

hold something else bub!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

sorry about that!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

no problem.

I secretly enjoyed it.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

You love it!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

It's true *sobs*

it's all true! I do love it! I'm a slaaaag!

*sobs*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)

*straps self in*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

We like her

she's a nice girl.

This makes us like her more.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

I've only seen her once or twice

but she seems nice enough, yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)

Corruptable.

In the extreme.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)

The best kind of nice!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

*rubs hands together*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

She's

hot and looks innocent and easily corruptable. Plus she has lovely knockers.

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Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

You all sound like you've already corrupted her once or twice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

Just give me half a chance

and I'll be up there like a whippet.

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Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

Hoffman! Again!

Nice huq pic.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

What microwave? I see no microwave here...

Our new computer runs a bit hotter than a Pentium D but it's much tastier.

(d13373d Learning to walk, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

That's bloody fab that

*click*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

Well at least the heat it produces can be used to cook food now

Edit: Blimey i am slow. i just realised the speakers and computer werent real.

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

haha

I bet the support calls are hilarious!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

"Are you, in fact, sitting in front of a piano, sir?"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

arf!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

I prefer the old style CPU & frying pan combo

microwaves kill the taste

oh, and woo!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

If it can make me pies, it's alright with me.

This is my approach to most things in life.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

This.

And it even makes coffee.

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

haha!

ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

Nicely done!

Ping! I mean woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

This is the future!

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

INTERNET TOOTHBRUSH.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

USB DOORMAT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

INSIDE-SHOE WEBCAM.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

*PING!*

download complete

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

Haha

In the old days, we just had to fry our eggs on the Spectrum 128K's heatsink...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)

Haha!

Woo.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

i think...

i have the same microwave as you

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The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 8:44, archived)

OLD PHOTO OF AMAZON

(|, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

NORKS!

I'm not totally convinced this is SFW, but it's lovely.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

I'd say it was SFW

Mostly cos it looks very 'ancient greek' type - no worse than posting a pic of one of those grecian urns with tiny willies all over it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

Probably true :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

I've had her

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

certainly the horse bit

anyway

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new_matt, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

best of all the animals

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

NORKS

That is all.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

Cor!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

amazing!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

I say!

*drops monocle*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

"Horse Pepsi ok?"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

A bandwagon....me?.....Never!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

Bloody hell

Although, mmmm, hook....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

Also

'Mmmm, Dustin Hoffman'.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

Not Dustin Hoffman but

Mr Trellis was playing Captain Hook in the first show we did together. He had a very nice coat as well.

*remembers*
'Scuse for a sec...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

*wonders what huq means*

'Noon peeps.

*edit*
Ah, Connie Huq. The Blue Peter presenter to lust after since that other one left...

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

She has also left

How's things wasted?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

Not bad ta.

Applied for another job today which sounds excellent, so fingers crossed...

How's you?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

Thinking of taking a leap into the great unemployment void myself

Utterly fed up of doing other people's jobs for them :-(

Also coming up with a couple more plans to get out of this rut...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

Good luck :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

'ello

what finally happened with the whole work appraisal meeting thing?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

You mean you haven't heard?

I quit dramatically and walked out.
Currently on the unemployment list and actively seeking a job where the managers aren't complete cunts.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

Good luck with that.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

Yeah I know

high hopes and all that.

I can live with 'cunts' just not 'complete cunts'.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

so not on this planet then

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

See above :)

This new job I'm applying for is working for a small company rather than a massive corporate thing so should be better.
Plus the guy who's in charge of the job sounds great.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)

Best of luck!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

Ta!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

small comps FTW!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

Damn straight.

I want out of massive companies, thanks.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

no i hadn't heard.

i was on holiday for a week.
what caused you to quit in dramatic fashion?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)

The management.

Remember how I was dicked around with dates of review meetings etc?
I decided I'd had enough of worrying whether they were keeping me on or not, and after considering the fact that "resignation" looked better than "failed probation" I quit.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

good call that man

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

I know what you mean

she's SO FREAKING ANNOYING...

...but I still would

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

I preferred the other one

Rather square jawed, but she wore leather trousers on TV. I lusted after her.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

*huqs*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

IT BEGINS.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

it might only be beginning

but i'm almost finished...

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new_matt, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

Haha

She has actually been to my house, back when she worked for channel five.
She was filiming some christmas special.

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

FIST TO GLORY!

Original:
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6283288.stm

(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

*snorts*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

buwahahahaha!

hi Kid

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

Hello back, Master Saver.

(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

on the topic of news

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/6284184.stm

*officially speechless*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

*also speechless*

How can they only have got 10 years for that?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

Fucking hell

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

That's horrendous!

you just can't leave a lawnmower outside to make room for prisoners, the blades would get rusty!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

Not to mention the fact that you should keep epileptics in the bath, with your laundry and a strobe.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)

outdoor utility room!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

Use it then

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6282348.stm
or get nicked anyway...

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)

lovely lovely gloucestershire

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

eye for an eye.

They should be tortured.

I'll do it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)

Can I join in?

Please?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)

Course you can.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)

But then someone would have to torture you two

Eye for an eye and all that.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

Could they torture is un a sexy way?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)

Well, that would mean that you'd have to torture those people in a sexy way

and that they would have had to torture the epileptic guy in a sexy way.

It's the circle of life.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)

enromous???

(The Director of Directing, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

sponsored by Enron.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

pissed-mind!

(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

Enron-mouse

(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

thems fists are giant!

well spotted!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

possibly the giant fists

as featured in Goatse!!

(The Director of Directing, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

What is this 'goatse' of which you speak?

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

In other news...

Pakistani detachment found in Goatse man's rectum

EDIT: I can't believe the swear filter's naughtied the word Pakistani. In the context of that statement as well!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Married? Yay!

How's it going?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

Tense.

And expensive.

Will be worth it though :o)

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

haahaha :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

*winces*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!

This is brilliant!

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Nice one.

top hummmus.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

Big fists?

You can have these:
pmsa.cch.kcl.ac.uk/images/nrpAH/AHCARDIFF124124.jpg

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

There's a 'shop in there somewhere

*leans towards the magenta*

(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

HAHAHA! :)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

Hahaha

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

When Konnie met Rolf...

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

is she turning japanese?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

Taiwhen?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

I really think so

-.-

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

o oh o oh oh oho

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

*skanks*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

woah

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

God, is it Huqday?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

have i missed it?!

i hope it is

(

new_matt, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

Only two so far

But *sings* The Huq Bandwagon is coming on over the hill, and I've got a date tonight with Buffalo Bill...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

Huq?

RIS?

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

HUQ!!!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

Konnie Huq (see above)

Irritating bint what's just left Blue Peter. For some reason a number of the men on here (and the Captain) seem to want to do unnatural things to her...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

because she is sexy

and oh so very innocent
edit: on that note i'm off for a nap

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

She's an irritating bint

She never bloody stops talking!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

THERE ARE WAYS

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

I knew someone would think of that

I'm just scared that I did too...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

what - with the plastic bag and the gaffer tape?

I thought it was just me that did that

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

Ah, no, that's really just you

*thinks*
O_O

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

*checks for gaffer tape*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

Careful

you don't want a Hutchence Situation on your hands.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

You'd need a belt as well for that

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

or the handle of a carrier bag.

But a belt is better- although a tie is best, for some reason.

Actually forget all of that. Need a belt for what?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

A belt works quite well cos it's quick release

Unless you don't want to release them of course.

Yes, I'm sorry, need a belt for what? I don't know, not sweet little me, no....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

I like ties.

I have a thing about them. especially school ties.

There's nothing like leaving some poor lad tied to a tree by his tie.

wearing nowt but it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

i went to a bad taste party a few years ago

there was a couple there who were paula yates
and michael hutchence.
he had a belt round his beck and she had a doll
with a syringe stuck in its arm.
me and my g/f at the time went as foot and mouth disease

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

not this again

I only went to his hotel room to ask for an autograph. How many more times!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

UNTIL YOU GIVE ME THE POLAROIDS.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)

You'd need a coke bottle in the arse for that to happen

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

Like I go anywhere without one.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

OK, WE GOT A HUTCHENCE SITUATION HERE FOLKS

NOBODY SLAM THE DOOR.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

look, if I tense and untense it wags like a tail.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)

o_O

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)

You should use a ponyplug for that.

SWISH, SWISH!

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

n fw

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

Yes, "nap".

We believe you.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

you want to go where richard bacon has been before you.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

I never did like Blue Peter

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

I liked it when I was about five

And I like Matt Baker :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

I saw him buying bread

he looked at me suspiciously.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

Were you staring? Dribbling?

Standing on your head? Running with a rucksack? What?! I must know!

/Too much caffeine blog

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

I walked past him

(I remember this so well) wearing a suit- he was getting into his car with a baguette and I smiled at him. In the same way I smile at everyone I walk past.

I did have bright scarlet red hair....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

Aw, bless him, he was probably terrified!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

He's terrified?!

He could vault me at a second's notice!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

I agree. He wouldn't have to ask

Grovel a bit maybe ;-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

Dirty, dirty bitch.

You can have him, actually, he's not my type. I haven't wanted to shag a blue peter presenter since that nice lad Simon Thomas.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

Oooh, he was lovely

I'd forgotten about him!
*daydreams*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)

don't be silly

why would a baker be buying bread?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

For his bread gun?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

For some reason

I initially read that as burying bread. I did wonder why he was looking at you suspiciously instead of the other way round.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

Office lollage.

You silly, lovely fuzzy manbeast.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

Purple Ronnie FTW

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

Maybe if we created Mick Huqnall

Everyone would be weirded out.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

I'm weirded out that he already exists

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

*droops*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

Here you go

Qucik and shit but meh.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)

PHWOAR!

*dies a little inside*

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)

If I'm honest, having never watched Blue Peter since the days of Janet Ellis an Co.

I have no idea who she is...

/ahhh Janet Ellis... *rubs knees*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

i used to go to a drama club with her

about 16 years ago

/randomly enough blog

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

Rhymes with fuck!

Yes, i would!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

so does Donald Duck

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

it's monday

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

heh

i'm not sure whether to be appalled or aroused

(

new_matt, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

i'm ~~not sure whether to be appalled or~~ aroused

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

*sings the song about his extra leg*

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

I'm Jake the Peg diddle iddle iddle um

With my extra ******** diddle iddle um
And also I got popular when came the time for *******
They used to roll my trousers up and use me for the ********

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

that Rolf Harris

is a dirty bugger.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

no jukebox?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

I forgot :(

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

Wow.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

hahahaha, I had NO idea that existed

and now that I know it does, I realise there is no hope for the future of mankind

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)

I stepped on his ****** as he ran past

we stopped, faced each other, and long story short we have the same sized ******

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

Rudolf the red ******** reindeer

Had a very shiny ******
And if you ever ****** it
You could even say it glows!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

This board

should have ISIHAC rounds EVERY day!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

ISIHAC rules!

Who's your favourite temporary panellist?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

Difficult one

Unfortunately she's dead but I'd have to say Linda Smith.

Or Jeremy Hardy if dead people aren't allowed.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

Stephen Fry ftw

My favourite of his? 'Countryside - to kill Piers Morgan'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

JEREMY HARDY

If he weren't married and manwife were dead....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

that bloke

is as funny as fuck. I've been to see recordings of Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation a couple of times. Hilarious.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

I get to see him in ISIHAC in September!

*gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

Yaaayy!

Are they doing another series in September? Dammit! I've been let down by their mailing list again!

Grrrr!

Oh well. I shall continue with my plan to try to hassle their producer into letting me write a line or two of Humph's script.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)

They're doing a tour that won't go on radio

I'm not sure I can maintain this level of glee till September!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)

I've been doing Samantha jokes all weekend

ISIHAC is da bomb

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

Could somebody please explain what ISIHAC is?

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

"I Sing, I Have Arse Cancer"?

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

Probably the best Radio 4* comedy ever.

www.isihac.co.uk/

* and therefore best anything comedy ever

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

I think we have had this conversation before

I think gronkpan said he never listened to the radio

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

I think you might be right, given that I don't listen to the radio.

Then again, I'm in the wrong country to pick up on those shows so it wouldn't really matter.

Let's just get back to Mick Hucknall.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

Radio 7 is your friend

BBC7 for an hilarious half an hour

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

I'll give it a go.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)

Good man

the listen again on the Radio 4 website will help too.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)

It's not bad for 1955, I might have to check out something more recent though.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue

it is a long running radio 4 comedy programme which bills itself as 'the antidote to panel games' and is genuinely fucking hilarious, and incredibly risqué for lunch times on radio 4.

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

And even more so

35 or so years ago when it started.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

It'll be ***** this christmas,

****** and cold
It'll be ****** this christmas
without you to *******

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

Nice tits.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

CaN'T TYyPe WhILsT FwAPPinG

*Prints*
*goes upstairs for a while*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

*follows*

*films*
*sells*
Profit!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

ROLF!

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

hmmmm

teh Huq :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

she should have left blue peter years ago

she was there when mrs thor did some work placement at the BBC, aparently konnie use enough hairspray to open up a hole in the ozone layer.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

I'd like to open

up a hole in....

what? Why are you looking at me like that?

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

There's always one...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

Needs more bling

Innit

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

Fo' Sho' !

(

Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

Dem shades is fiiiine

EDIT: TJ: I like your stats quote today.
There's quite a few good-uns...
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

Discomeats wins hands down

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

^This

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

It's like Mrs T says. When quotes follow quotes.

DTH, then discomeats then Happy Toast. I pissed. And Dixon sums the whole thing up nicely.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

you can start at Baz monkey and it still works

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

You have incurred the wrath of dirty bugger!

Love it when the quotes work out. I may go and get a cup of tea, come to think of it. It'll go nicely with my doughnut :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

gah, mine's rubbish

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

I usually end up with a rubbish quote

So I've tried to avoid saying '^This' and 'Arf' wherever possible. I worry that I'm making it a conscious thing though...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

A nob like a telegraph pole I tell you!

yeah, me too, but then I forget and end up with ^This or Arf! etc anyway .... ah the cruel hand of ~~fate~~ the stats board!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

Hung like a horse you say?

I agree. I think Rob actually chooses them though.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

I think the random quote

should be a sentence picked at random from the actual messages, not the subjects.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

Finding the sunglasses pic did bring up some truly awful bling-type sites, I must confess.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

I can imagine!

I like the pic by the way :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

Most kind, young lady, most kind.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

*looks around for lady*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

Manners cost nothing, as my psychopathic, axe murderer father used to say.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

Are we related?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

quite possibly.

*adopts god-bothering far away look*

Because we're all part of the family of mankind.....

*shoots self*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

*takes gun*

*shoots also*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

the only sensible course of action.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

*pistol whips*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

*enjoys*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

*flogs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

How much?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

whys the one at the end bigger?

or is that unshopped?

(

Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

He's been eating Gro-Fast fertiliser.

Nah - he's unshopped.

Edit: Perhaps he's older than the others?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

Mmmm..

Gro-fast..

(

Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

I love the story that there's a quarry full of them

On Easter Island (or wherever they are) there's a big pit with about 400 lying about on the floor!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

cool

i might have to go and buy one for the garden

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

The shipping costs will be a bitch....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

ah but it'll be worth it

maybe

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

Scare the hell out of the bratty kid next door...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

arf!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

Second one in looks like The Edge!

EDIT:

see?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

and certainly a better guitar player, I would say.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

or Malcolm Fraser.

..old australian joke

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

Office lol at your name!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

I find this moaist amusing

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

Story HERE

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

No Konnie Huq now.

No point in watching it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

^ This. Oh yes. Yes indeed.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

*nods sagely*

You knows it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

I feel much the same.

She does have a certain...je ne c'est qoui.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

It's that

She's nice

and I could really un-nice her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

can I watch?

Pleeeease.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

cat in hell's chance.

MY Blue Peter presenter. get your own *shoves at Anthea*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

*hands over Snowflakes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

err... Cat's are clearly

the Devil incarnate, so I think they'd stand a pretty good chance in hell.

So that's a yes then? sweet.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

she's got a wonky mouth

and richard bacon's been there

she is no use to me now

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

Best excuse ever.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

You wouldn't?

YOU wouldn't? You'd do most pretty woman, surely?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

i don't think i would

but i probably would if the opportunity arose

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

I think you probably would.

Would you un-nice her too?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

i'd want her to talk proper dirty

and take it up the wrong un

just so when i sold my story to the paper, i could get a bit extra

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

I reckon she probably would.

Are you averse to getting her hammered? It could make it easier.

Well it most certainly would, but you know what I mean.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

you are

Peter Sutcliffe AICMFP

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

She's a fox

did you see her in that dress at that thing
/would make a great eye witness with details like that blog

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

Oh no!

No I didn't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

phwoar, I would have ripped it off

left just enough to the imagination

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=konnie+huq+in+that+dress+at+that+thing&gbv=2

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

Edited for better link to more pictures

www.viewimages.com/Search.aspx?mid=73954820&epmid=3&partner=Google

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

actually

thinking about it,

i would

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

You'd have to pay her to shut up though

She could talk the hind leg off a donkey

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

told you so.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

second row

black dress.

Phwoar.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

she DOES have a wonky mouth though...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

So do I!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

She scrubs up well!!

Sod the Irish one, I want Konneh!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

Needs more cocaine snorting...

and Woo!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

haha, grand.

The presenter on the furthest right has put her blue peter badge in a distracting place. As Simon Groom would have said, "hasn't she got a smashing pair of tits, I'd love to stick my cock between them!"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

Hahaha

*Simon Grooms*

*Peter Purves*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

Konnie Huqs?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

*bows to the master*

Excellent sir!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

Nice placement of the total so far!

Nice placement of the Oirish bird too!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

Hahaha

It's true because it's funny!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

The only thing I know about blue peter

is that when anyone at one of the schools i went to did anything really lame, they'd be awarded a "blue peter" this meant that everyone would pat them on the back and say "congrats!" while doing finger pistols at them.

It may sound strange, but this was a far worse fate than having the shit kicked out of you.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

Valerie Singleton never had the same effect on me

this gets a clap
*claps*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

Using a holepunch, tape and scissors

a Netto advert can make a lovely children's book...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

Woo

Says a lot about the hygiene in student accommodation!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

PINEAPPLE!

wooooo!

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Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

Rather ace that is!

have a woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

Best. Book. Ever.

*click*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

Close, but

beaten by Edward Lear's Book of Nonsense.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

I havnt heard of that..

So it can't be!

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Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

That's pretty cool

but 'Where The Wild Things Are' FTW!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

Oh, I'd forgotten

aboot that one.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

lovely stuff

(

lemonhead, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

A gathering of nondescript gentlemen......

....for my lil' comic thingy.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

Bagsy the one with the eye patch!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

nicely

the one on the right FTW!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

You and your pogonophilia

*shakes head knowingly*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

I've been shagging a beardy pipe-smoker all weekend

I smell funny :/

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

Is that a euphemism for something?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

hehehe

no :/

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

I just noticed I have a hedgehog

And I didn't change it!

My b3ta account has a mind of its own! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllp!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

Scary!

what are you normally?

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

Speed camera

I have nothing against hedgehogs, just weird that I didn't put it there...

edit: Rectified. I'm going to keep an eye on it now

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

That's a well

trained dog you have. Do you have to leave some kibble on his nightstand afterwards?

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

is that whats-his-name?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

Ignatius Beardy-Pipesmoker III?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

i used to go fishing with him!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

h t

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

He used to go fishing with Tim?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

That Tim.

He's a bad influence.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

I wouldn't know.

I'm not allowed to play with him :(

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

He sets fire to lollypop ladies.

He's not a nice boy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

sounds like fun

*goes off to buy some matches*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

Nah, that was Ignatius Beardy-Pipesmoker IV

They're easily mixed up

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

Father Christmas?

Yes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

*makes 'only comes once a year' type joke*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

but he makes sure he catches all the little children of the world.

I know, I know. Hull.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

Does Father Christmas even smoke a pipe anyway?

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

He does if he knows what's good for him *shakes fist*

I have no idea- what are you asking me for anyway? you're the one that's shagging him.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

*Adds 'empties his sack' joke*

EDIT:
Out paedo'd by Capt wow

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

*throws in 'got stuck in my chimney' joke for good measure*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

\o/

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

none of them lot

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

o_O

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

I know, I know

*whores*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

I am most intrigued.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

My life is like bloody Hollyoaks at the moment

You see I'm in love with John, I really fancy Nick and I have been banging Martin-the-estate-agent, but this week I've been mainly bouncing up and down on my mate's dad, the beardy pipe-smoker.

It's a sordid but enjoyable business.

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

Hang on.

Don't punch me, I'm only asking. Is this your job or just a hobby?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

No I actually have a very dull and respectable job

this is just my incessantly screwed-up personal life

/edit/ I don't pay for my own drinks very often, mind

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

Ah, right.

I was just checking- you never know, and I have no problem with ladies of the night, bless them, they tend to be lovely girls.

Bloody hell woman, that's a lot of stress.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

Indeed

I'm not terribly good at life

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

I find that sex with many is stressful

Unless it's all at once.

Tag team!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

Oddly I recently turned down a foursome with the girl whose dad I've been doing

and two blokes

Like I say, sodding Hollyoaks

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

'Screwed' being the operative word!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

no shit!

*limps away wearily*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

Cor!

Bet they're scientists!

Woo! and 'ning!
Yay!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

You'd bet right.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

Do they also have a lab under Kat's house?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

Unlikely.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

Is it under my house?

*hopes*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

How often do you do them comics?

*is waiting for the next one* :)

(

Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

Yay!

I want to be No. 3.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)

please draw the nitrous-fuelled orgy that they descend into

once the absinthe kicks in

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

You draw better than Tony Hart!

Woo!

I was Gonna say Buchannan, but thought better of ot!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

They're lovely, actually.

Reminds me of a game I once played, can't remember the name though.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

The league of nondescript gentleman>?

Woo!

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

I have a razor from about that date that I used to shave with yesterday.

Woo!

(

mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

mmmmmm......Tetanus.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

Fortunately I sterilised it thoroughly first. And used brand new blades, obviously.

(

mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

oh pretty.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

I spy a ginger pube in the background . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

Nice.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

~clicks~

Ver' nice.

Think you could draw some sexy scientists for my department please? There is a distinct lack atm.

(

K1tt3n, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

is it denizen history tiem yet?

[toilet] [Teddy] [Map] [Gumball]

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

Second from the left

pretty hefty and distinctive scar for such a nondescript chap.

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

'ning. - *click*

The one on the right definitely my favorite.
He's got the beard, the pipe .. he gots it all.

Scars, from experiments gone bad.?

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

Thats grand!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

I say sir!

looks about things are about to be explained in lengthy detail via the medium of 20 minute episodes over the period of 13 years

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

Chimera

(captain barnacle, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

that's a freaky looking mole

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

It's behind you!

_sorry

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

~~behind~~on top of

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

Dirty girl.

In your bed.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

all of us?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

Will we fit?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

it'll be snug

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

You're not saying no...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

i rarely say no...

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

I must remember this.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

is there?

*checks*
liar

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

She's invisible.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

Oooooh! Jessica Alba FTW!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

*vomits*

she has the face of a seven year old. And she kissed my Willis, the bitch.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

Baldy slaphead Bruce?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

Phwoar.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

Fuck he's so nice.

And I do love your matchstick pictures- more please.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

i will

if i cba finding decent source pics

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

you could do Adam ant

he'd work well with his stripe.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

Silly Captain

It's not panto season yet.

/Oh yes it is

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

Nicely done!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

I'm reading panto scripts at the mo

It tends to rub off on you. Puns get worse and you find yourself 'oh no it isn't'-ing all over the place...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

I wish Twankee was a real name.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

It can be

through the magic of deed poll

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

Not my name, numpty.

Someone with the right amount of bravery and stupidity.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

possibly called Abi?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

Yeah, she looks like a bloke in a frock.

_{we are talking about titmuss, right?}

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

The goat's going in deeeeeep!

nice.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

if he

gets peckish he can just gnaw at his left shoulder...

(prostheses, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

the goat thing looks happier than the lion

took me a hwile to notice the cobra too!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

I didn't notice at all!

/actress-bishop blog

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

ooh mystical

Right I'm off to the bank to cash my cheque of money i made from doodling on Paintshop pro.
That makes me an artist :P

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

i've been paid to put up shelves

doesn't make me a carpenter

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

Don't squash my dreams!

I could be an artist, my mum says so. And she knows best.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

i'm tempted to put ads on my site now

but i wouldn't make any money and then i'd get jealous

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

I've been paid to go away

What doesn't that make me?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

DESERTER

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

Are you deserting if they want you to leave?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

Erm....

how did you leave? Was it on foot?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

Haven't done one of these for a while

lacking hummus this week.

'ning all

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

hahahaha!

well, I like it :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

I prefer invisible wrestling....

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

look at those SHOES!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

Please don't tell me you like them.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

i don't

but they can't be very practical for fighting in

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

They don't really fight!

It's all choreographed, even down to the last broken fingernail!
Just like ballet!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

even so

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

haha nice work

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

'ning

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

'ning Dave

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

wonderful

better than mama

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

Hahahaha

'ning Rob!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

'ning Verity

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

*thtwiketh him vewy wuffly*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

'ning Cap'n

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

ningles lovely!

How goes it?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

really good

I was given two free tickets to gigs this weekend - Ash on Friday and Metallica on Sunday

having a bit of a lucky streak I think

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

Oh good!

I am very pleased for you. I'd give you a free gig ticket, but it was last week. Although it was at the palace, so you'd not have had to travel far.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

Gay Mysterio Jr?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

no goldfish bowl

sorry

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

hahaha

This now looks like some form of extreme fellatio!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

Extreme Fellatio

the new series on Channel 5 now

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

*tapes*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

*stars in*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

Hahahaha

G'ning!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

'ning finky

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

Heheh

Good 'ning emvee!
I always felt sorry for Dawn.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

Hey Geoff

Dawn's fine don't worry :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

It's not quite as dangerous

as they'd have you believe.

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Ian Woosnam, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

*steps away slowly, avoiding eye-contact*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

*~~steps~~runs away ~~slowly, avoiding eye contact~~ screaming*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

I like how much time you've spent on this.

EDIT- needs a touch more Mr Flibble.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

Excellent!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

hooray

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

haha I love this :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

Killer penguins!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

o_O

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

hahaha

most amusing.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

Penguins FTW!

However I think that anyone stupid & cruel enough to be involved with the bulls thing
should be left to die slowly in the gutter from their gore wounds.
Happy Monday!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

The bulls should be allowed to keep anyone they gore

to barbecue and eat later.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

mmmmm

special stuff

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

It burns..

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

:D You bloody fool.

_woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

HAha!

woo!

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Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

oof!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

argh my pun gland

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

and mine!

squirting its sticky punamones until it hurts!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

'ningles chica

how the devil?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

oh, horny as ever

and making me do bad things as usual

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

me too

a few minutes ago I rubbed my engorged penis over your username on my monitor.

ZOMG CYBER SEX

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

i just licked her username

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

ZOMGZ0RZ!!!

r u hard 4 me lols

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

I absolutely am.

EDIT: lolz0rds.

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

*rigs up elaborate teledildonics set-up*

type faster!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

spdfjsdiopfjhsofnsdohfsuogasnbuhgsanpovt yhrewtrwtno[yrewattvarwn9vytv9nweytvwrnvt9-ynrwt-bvbvbw-rtrwe

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

Oh dear! Hahaha!

Hahahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

*extinguishes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

Killer Strawberry!

IT BITES BACK!

I didn't nick this from Terry Pratchett. Honest!.....
(A cushion I have and some random bits o' paper)

(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

www.dictionary.com/browse/random

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

He's off!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

i was left out last night

when i should have been put in the fridge

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

I hate that!

I get up last,sometimes I want cereal,but whoever has got up before me has left the milk out,I can't stand warm milk!So I have to have a bacon sarnie!And the y wonder why I am so fat!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

OMG HOW RANDOM

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

LOL

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

Okay, okay! Fine!

Some carefully chosen, precisely cut (with red-handled scissors) bits of A4 blank white paper. From Woollies.

(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

see?

wasn't so hard now, was it?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

Nope

Not that I should really take lexical or grammatical style advice from someone who can't use capital letters, anyway...

(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

i'm with e.e. cummings :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

You know he hated that, right?

It was his silly publishing-types. A typo that was forced to stick, they thought it was ace.

(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

tbh

i'm not at all familiar with him or his stuff

only that there aren't any caps in his name (for whatever reason)
i just can't be arsed with caps

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

Meh, he's not all that

No progression of style. Or so I'm told :P

So, not being arsed with caps works but not being arsed to be scrupulous with my vocab doesn't? :)

Fair game.

(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

i'm an incredibly tedious person

and not being able to make pictures at work makes me grumpy :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

I know the feeling

I've been stuck in Japan for the last three months with only my crappy clown-car, 4-year-old, second-hand laptop that can run about two things at once before shuddering and dying. And it refuses point blank to be capable of running The Gimp.
Hence all my pictures being of the somewhat Hummus-Light (Guaranteed! No Calories, No Fat!) variety...

(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

that's the badger - couldn't recall his name

ta :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

Pedant!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

"occurring without definite reason"

covers it I believe.

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

there is a definite reason for those bits of paper though

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

but was there originally?

(s)he may be the kind to have lots of printings of orifices and organs lying about his/her house...

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

but why?

a habit? a collection? for comfort?

all reasons

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

Actually

It's a bizarre fetish.

(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

Ruddy Creationists

(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

bindun?

sure iv seen something very similar before

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Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

Probably

I think fruit with teeth is quite a thing. Killer Tomatoes, Vampiric Matermelons, etc.

Ah well.

(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

yay :)

*cheery tomato appears curtesy of Mongychops plc

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

awwwww

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

Back to the 80's!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

Stupidest haircut ever

But good gag :D

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

Preceded Danzig's

didn't it?

(Rogue Sausage, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

What stupid Hair did they have?

Edit: and I think so they wern't on the scene till 87

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

Devil Locks.

I must admit, devil locks make me a bit weak at the knees.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

The Female Skin Heads cut of Choice in the 80's?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

I don't know.

I had a skinhead for a year in the 80s. Shit my pants all the time as well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

fnar fnar

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

Errr - any specific reason?

Or were you scared a lot?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

I was a baby captain.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

That would be the reason, then.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

I watched a lot of Thundercats in the 80s.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

Thunder cats were ace

My next door neighbour at the time was a lovely old bloke Called Lionel. He was cool in my eyes because of his name.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

I have a cuddly lion called Lionel.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

stoopid hair.

(Rogue Sausage, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

ooooooh

yeah before that, Thats came back in whith that whats his name? bloke, from that band, what you call them?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

WastedIndustry? :D

Speaking of which, you'd think he'd be on the board more now he's not at work.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

bollocks

the only reason i'm here so much is because i'm sitting in front of a pc 8 hours a day

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

What would you do instead?

If you were jobless, and didn't have to go back to work.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

Draw comics and eat pizza

oh wait

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

Piiiiizzzzzzzaaaaaa.

Oh I could do with some of that. I made a mentally good roast leg of lamb yesterday.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

I got some peppered steaks in the freezer i may consume tonight like a starved Dave

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

Dinner tonight

is lamby stew.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

did he get the bullet then?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

Thought he Quit?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

i've no idea

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

He quit, I think.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

Misfits formed in '77

I think they had stupid hair right from the start, but I was only 4...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

did they?

way before my time

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

flock of seagulls?

the 80's where shit...till 87-88 :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)

83 was a good year

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

For French Burgundy, yes indeed.

Muscially, I'm not so sure.

Edit: Although the Bunnys released 'Porcupine', and that was a damn fine album.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

god yes

there was a lot of good stuff in the 80's , but being 5-15, i can never be sure of dates

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

They're like prunes

Only with bigger pips

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

NO INDIE!

bad dates
*indicates dead monkey*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

hehe

nice one.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

5-15!!!! Jesus....

/10 years older than that blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

42?

did life begin at 40?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

No, but I had a fab 40th....

Dream trip tro Angkor Wat 'n' all.... truly wunnerful

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

was that the year you were born?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

Might have been

But then I might be being obtuse

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

obtuse?

my future wife?
never!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

I'm not marrying you if you're keeping HER on the side

*huffs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

I said!!....The 80's where shit until 87-88 ;P

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

re: your sig

I bought a spanking new gfx card a while back on the assumption my motherboard has a PCI-E slot...it didn't. I ended up fitting a new board so I could use my new card. Grrrr.

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

yup that's what I'm doing

new board
new duel core processor
new memory

fun..fun..fun

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

new case, new monitor, new keboard?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

nope just the inards

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

best thing about the 80's = acid house

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

yes!! ^^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

hmm

what about new order?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

over rated

*runs*

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

*waddles*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

And Wired for Sound.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

you cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

so true !

but cure was great these days too

(picitujeromanov, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

Ugggh god no.

Acid house was the biggest pile of wank in history.

God knows how anyone prised a decent music scene out of that toss.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

INDIE!

Ian Brown somehow managing to make an incredible album. And The Smiths, the beautiful, beautiful Smiths.

And The Happy Mondays.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

New wave

Disco Circus
Filthy Electro

The 80's were brilliant. People just had the bad bits force fed to them and don't remember anything else.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

late 80's were better!

But if go you to a 80's night,they only play stuff up to 85,and all the shit ones at that!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

I detest those nights

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

^ this

and fucking "Guilty Pleasures" - how did they manage to make playing shit records so profitable?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

Yes!

They started off good, like "yay I've not heard this for aaaages" then they played the same songs in the same order every week!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

Lies

Adam and the Ants
Duran Duran
Human League
The Cure
New Order
Joy Division

etc etc etc.

/born in 1984 and appreciating all this now she's old enough blog.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

That's like me with all the seventies rawk!!

Led Zep,Deep Purple,Judas etc!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

I do listen to all of that more, to be honest.

Growing up with my dad etc- everything from Zeppelin to Quicksilver Messenger Service (Iron Butterfly etc).

Have you heard of a band called Stray?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

No.

Stray cats ,yes.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

Stray cats!

Rowwwwrrrarwwoooooow....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

I was listening to 'Stray Cat Stut' on my iSpud this morning

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

^This

the 80s

*shudder*

what a relief when they invented raving, up til then it was a living hell

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

Not a fan of the 80s

not a fan of early rave.

Someone banging on the wall and shouting "Everybody in da houuuuuuse" into a Tomy My First Microphone != good music.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

shitloads of drugs = low standards

;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

Mike Score..... bless.

Good Gag
:-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

hehe

the one behind 11hehe

(picitujeromanov, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

PIDGIN!

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Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

Great War Film...

Click for bigger (125KB)

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Ninj, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

Make em holy!

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

arf! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

is that an unshopped picture of the nuns?

I know the rest is all shopped and woo it is too
but if those are real nuns with guns that would be super

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

Yes...

...scary as that is, they are indeed Nuns With Guns.
Found the little minx's on Google. Apparently
they don't make a HABIT of carrying them...ta da!

(

Ninj, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)

oh you

*gay girly hand flop*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

Edit *oops*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

needs more sexy

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

What's our vector, Victor?

Victor?

Queue here to have a quick lick on me liquorice stick!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

claraminet?

that's nice dave, real nice

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

saxamaphooooone.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

viomalin?

obomaboe?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

tubamaba?

obomoboe?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

call yourself a simpson fan?

*shakes head*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

no i don't

i don't refer to myself as a fan of anything

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

I'M A FAN OF MAN

Sorry, Pacino moment.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

you have clearance, clarence.

*queues*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

roger roger

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

phwoar great stuff there sah'

did you see my one of BazMonkey?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

I did!

I dunno how you get such lifelike expression to such a childish daub . . . . C];0)

Seriously you make them leeeev!
still waiting for mine!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

think you and the Lovely Hillary are next

still insomnia mode so My brains a bit fuzzy just now

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

Hahaha! ok

*brillo pads Laird's brayne*
Cor! you ain't kidding!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

ooh thats the stuff

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

Please don't wave your instrument around in public!

...deserves a woo and a click!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

Claramaphone!

That's really nice

(

^, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

Clarinetamaphone!

i used to play for 5 years and didnt get past the second grade in it.

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Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

I taught meself and never took grades

you should whip it out again
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

*whips it out*

oh wait you're talking about something else, sorry

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

*whips it out*

All the reeds are broken :o

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Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

Shiny Clarinet!

*mental note to play hers tonight*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

ooh, you play clarinet?

i love clarinet.
can you play that one from the chocolate ad?
you know the one.
doodle oo dooooooooooooo
doo doo doo
doo doo doo
doo doo dooooooooooooooo
doo doo
doo doo
do do do do do doooooooo
doo doo
doo doo

that one?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)

After a fashion

Also saxophone, piano, and bassoon

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

i love you

will you divorce your husband and marry me?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

Are you rich?

Do you have chocolate?
Do you like marmite?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

i have enough

you can have all the chocolate
and the marmite

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

*sniffles*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

i'll be needing a mistress though

*pinches bum*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

Oi! That's it, the wedding's off!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

i'm just saying that to keep her sweet

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

bah!

*unglees again*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

Ah, that's ok then!

*glees*

seriously though, you'll have give me a couple of hours ;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

plenny of Hat to go round . . .

*scarpers liftwards*
'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

'ningles Mr Sir The Hat

going down?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

please . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

OK, but you have press the button

;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

Is that At Last ?

*confused*

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Xkimo was at work on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

Golf clubs!!

only joking! it's a piano
isn't it?

Woo Mr dave

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

Top work Dave, top work!

it's a 'Clarin-ART'

/Izzard

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

MAGNET

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

niceee

but what the cufk it is ?

(picitujeromanov, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

cufk? i couldnt read that for a min..

apparintly, as long as you leave the first and last letters of a word in place, you can write all the other letters in an order..

Edit : and are able to read them

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Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

raelly is taht ture sreuly not?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

no!

fcuk is soo middleclass :D

(picitujeromanov, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

Sfrteidcilgsiiilcxoaprliopeiuacuas?

Oh yeah, I see what you mean.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

It's a big building where they keep all the sick people

but that's not important right now.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

he he, need someone to help me finish this one

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

Goodyear?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

No the worst

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

It's a picture saved in gif format . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

umbeleevable

(picitujeromanov, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

Woo!

Nice work.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

That's superdooper!

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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

that's ace

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)

CROP TOOL

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

uaaaa

now it make sence

(picitujeromanov, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

Gareth!

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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

yes ma'am? :D *flutters eyelashes*

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

Toot Toot!

Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

tha's reet good :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

Thanks!

and 'ning!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

'ning

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

wow

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tipassoi, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

That Sir David.... He LOVES nature!!

Click for 174KB version :o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

slag

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

Edit:

what I mean is

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

Almost exactly

what I was wondering.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

99.9% effective

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

WHAT!?!?!?!?!

Edit you mean for ever thousand shags I've had I've got a sprog!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

every 100 times you get 0.1% of one.

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Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

WHY DID NO ONE MENTION THIS BEFORE!?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

For every thousand

So nothing to worry about yet then...?

:p

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

mind piss?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

*passes sponge*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

*twiddles*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

This is not the time for Jokes

there may be many little Daves out there wondering why Daddy left mommy

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

It's always time for jokes!

I say I say I say, who's that turtle in front of the class?

That's no turtle, that's the school mistress. She tortoise...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

*spang*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

Sorry. Listening to classic comedy does that to me.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

you think there's a pun I haven't done?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

One day I'll find it

One day...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

dear god!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

phew

thank god there's no little LDD's cutting about.

=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

cutting about?

You dropped this n....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

to make what word?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

cnutting about?

Just sitting on beaches being obnoxious?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

I can only guess

that sheath on coral doesnt do wonders for the old tearage action thingy.....

saying that I have never tried to knob coral, certainly not with protection anyway.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

Sir Dave the Hattenborough!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

haha!

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Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

Wow! He's 80 and can still fire bullets!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

This makes me all :S

Hurrah!

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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

:o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

Hahahaha, so that's why he whispers all the time,

worried the CSA might catch up with him

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

I'd love to see that COral reef though :o)

I bet it all looks the same incase it has to travel!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

Do I?

Oh I see! Woo!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

I though that when I put Sir David.....

But you are really Sir Dave :o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

fairy nuff

*spluffs in sea anyway*
My mum calls me Sir David . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

:oO

Never meet (or talk) to you heroes.... Or go swimming with them apparently!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

*drool*

'ning all

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

'Ning Phexy!

*jumps*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

*catches*

'ello

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

*fondles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

*staggers*

right into the stationary cupboard =D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

Do you have cupboards that move?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

silly monster, He couldn't wear those trousers

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

He want's to wear jeans

but he can't find any that fit.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

Does that model's face say 'eat me'?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

mmmmmmm Placenta

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

I'd eat placenta, I don't see the problem with it.

S'meat, innit?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

have you ever smelled one?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

Not ever ever ever.

I've smelled a cow though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

It's vile stuff

And it jiggles like nothing else on earth

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

Well maybe I won't then.

Maybe I'll just chuck it at someone.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

I poket a dead cow with a stick once

It made a big fart, I ran away crying and sicked

/was 6 blog

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

you're lucky it wasn't all soupy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

edit: was 6 (days ago) blog

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

oops missed that part

thanks for spotting

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

everything that comes out of a pregnant lady after 9 months smells less than appetising

and a placenta is less meat, more 'innards'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

tripe?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

Very similar to liver

And very veiny. Smells of bladder.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

Yummy

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

I would like to say at this point I have never eaten placenta

Just held a lot of them

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

You are a midwife

or one of those crazy ladies that hangs around the Bio Bins

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

Oh I quite like liver.

Liver and onions.

Well we shall see how I feel about it at the time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

Are we going to hear the pitter patter

of tiny pirate feet?

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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

~~feet~~ Pegs

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

Arrr, me hat arrived by the way. It's bloody massive. I'm the littlest pirate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

aww yay

needs more photo

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

Pfft!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

we'll be needing a pic of you wearing it

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

I look like a tit in it though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

that is not the piratey spirit we expect from you captain

No put on your hat or there will be no dessert!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

*pops hat on*

cake please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

Battenburg?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

Not yet!

Bloody hell, it'd be difficult considering we've just bought a one bedroom flat.

We're at the stage of if it happens, we'll move/do anything we need to, but if it doesn't we're not going to actively start trying. Not yet anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

it sure looks like it

i'm guessing it's a reflection though

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

Shame.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

or maybe it's big

elton john style glasses.

*ideas*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

looking at the window setup i'd say it was part of the design

there are a series of cakes between the manaquins

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

alien cakes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

actually you're right,

cos if it was a reflection it'd be backwards!

*belms*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

Leonardo Di Vinci cake shoppe?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

haha!

and 'ello!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

th voices made me do it.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

*dribble drool*

huh?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

looks like he is dribbling blood

has he been killing hookers again?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

when i took the picture

he was muttering
"dirty rotten slag, tasted good though"

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

Oooh - good idea!

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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

thank you

*bows*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

Top reflectioness!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

ta!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

*looks up and waves weakly*

'lo Minky. Smoosh!

*slumps back onto settee exhausted*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

*fingers in ears*

LALALALALALALALALA
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

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