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# no bills, no junk mail...... can't they stay on strike?

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)
# My application for a job I really want is most likely stuck in the backlog of this strike
It was sent the night before the first one :(

Even if it got through, I'll have to wait ages now before I'll know if I have an interview

That pic is ace though! I love it :D

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# ...
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# pfft
that reminds me of those old abstract animations the post office made
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
# It just wasn't his day
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Fab.
:)

Edit: Ah well, might as well bung this in here, then:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# ning JPG
*glomposmoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Hello, Good Evening and Welcome!
How the devil are you honeybundle?


Edit: Now with added *smooooooooooosh*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# pretty groovy ta
3rd day this week working from home \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Hahaha, the more I look at his the more it's making me laugh =)
the more I look at his the more it's making me laugh =)Here have an IGCSW:

EDIT: It's the clownfish that makes it! Lamest attack EVAR =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Whoa!
Levitating raccon hat!

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# I have no idea what you're talking about...
What's a "raccon"?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# It's a more animally version of a recon
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Thank you, sir.
It's sort of 3 below the Pathetic Sharks on the scary-o-meter...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# :D
I wish this was clickable
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)
# woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# This was ace the first time, and it's still ace now.
and it's still ace now.*clicks imaginary "I like this" button*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Hiya Prof!
You well today?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I am indeed matey!
Yourself? I've just replied to your ace picture up there ^
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:33, archived)
# As ever, you're too kind.
bless you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# That really does win the award.
Feckin class.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
# memetastic
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# meme-tastic indeed, I'm outta here (until laters)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# That's my favourite ever 'Do it, Woman'.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# oh... go on then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)
# that cats cousin will destroy us all!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# DOMOKONG!


:D
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Haha, ace =)
ace =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Yay for giant domo!
(Lemming, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Once again...
www.b3ta.com/board/7691288
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# haha wooo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Woo

:D

*w**ks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# haha!
the fuck?!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# bloop
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# alright then!



(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:42, archived)
#
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# He always gets there in the end
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Who's he asking? Ray Charles?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# It's the tongue that makes this wonderful :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I said that myself only this morning ...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Meeeeew!
/Kenneth Williams blog
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Haha
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)
# *wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *wonks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *wenks*
?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# erm
wunks? ... *wunks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# He's not getting any nearer the solution, is he?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Are any of us?
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# God, that's deep
/possibly a bit stoned for this time of day blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
it was a rush job.
i forgot to do a pic.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Aww, thass alright
It was worth a giggle at least
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# phew
next one will be better.
promise
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:29, archived)
# heheh
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
# pfft!
Is he like a rubix cube... the more you play with him the harder he gets?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
office lols, bastard :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# ps
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# hahaa!
inspired
(I helped save b3ta! ^, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Woo For Rubik's Cube!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Clever bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Why Knights always failed medical exams...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *giggles*
Needs more Ugly Naked Guy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Thank you VERY much....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)
# she said it
not me
you saw that
she said it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I did see.
You will be safe come Doomsday JS...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
# hahah
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)
# You sir are a nonsense
but I like you!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Gah!


Help yourself everybody...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Pfffffffft
I had NO chance of getting that, I filenamed it and now you must be spanged
*gets heaviest spanging pan*
*winds up arm*

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Can I help?
*helps*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
# 'ning pops!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Yay!
*dadhugs*

'ning sonny.

Got any messages for your Pissy Old Uncle Dave? I'm seeing him at lunchtime...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# tell him he's a disgrace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# YARRRGGHHH! GETTIFUHMAGRRRARRGHHH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:26, archived)
# *assumes the position*
One at a time pleaase
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# No nurse I said
"Prick his boil!"
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Punarific!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Is there a pun you haven't done?
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# yes
I have over 200 'pending' in a spreadsheet


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# *rubs hands*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
# 200? you surprise me I would have expected more like 2000!
How long is the "already done" spreadsheet?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)
# noooooooooo idea


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# do you really have such a spreadsheet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:59, archived)
# 'lo Dave!
*enhuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
# hello!
Could you do me a favour please?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Heh, yeah
Give him a cuddle for me
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# will do treasure!
I'm determined to infect him . . . C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)
# All proper tea is theft.
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Subtle tea was never my strong suit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# 'ning peeps!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)
# very good
though my first thought was of Blair
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
# oops. is it not?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Nah its Johann Sebastian Americanfootballman!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Yes I see it now!
*spang!*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# *tugs on sleeve*
*whispers*

The filename's a clue...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
# *belms*
ta, m'dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)
# oh and I did this one too but its a bit shit
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Scaley bach?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
# paperBach
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I like mine better.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I see where you're coming from...
He was very prone to runs through the scales in the guise of 'composition'...

/pianist blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Yeah, him and that guitarist...
him and that guitarist......Walter Trout. He knows loads of scales =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I think I might NOT listen to that...
lovely punnage though...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# He's alright ashally...
...if you like sweaty blues-rock in the style of Jeff Healey that is.

Small doses for me.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Hmmm... *thinks*
sweaty, blues and rock are all OK individually... it's together that bothers me....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:25, archived)
# he does look considerably more scaley than papery I'll conseed
I was contemplating Hardbach but couldn't be bothered with it in the end!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# That could be fun
Bach with some knuckle dusters and a big ugly dog.
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
# yeah but sometimes good ideas and being bothered enough to make an effort
don't coincide, shame really
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# "Hot dog, he's got a 3 down and 10!"
"Goooooooooooooooooooo PIGFUCKERS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)
# would that make him a running bach
or whatever the term is.

thought it was gary glitter at first.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)
# a series?
How about Bach in the USSR?
The beast with two Bachs?
Bach in Black?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# I'm not committing to another series
got plenty to do with the fish films and occational monster and robot picture!

But it does have potential:
Bach to the Future
Look Bach in Anger
Bach from the Dead
Bachdraft

(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)
# *cries*
I miss monster und robot!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Yeah I miss them too
must do more soon
did you see the pirate one or this little guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Lovely
They were making a film about composers and several Hollywood actors were choosing their roles. Bruce Willis said 'I'll play Mozart', Sylvester Stallone said 'I'll be Beethoven' and Arnold Schwarzenegger said 'I'll be Bach'.
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Accelerando II
The quickening

/really bad musicy joke
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Doh!
Lady, you need a good spang too
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
# what really?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)
# y'know
you just asked if I'd done every pun . . . ?

EDIT: Oh! and this and this!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)
# OOF!
Top :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Super Heroes
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# HA HA HAAAAA!
Absofeckinlutely fab :D
*cleeks*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)
# you missed this, my 16,000 naked milestone post!
www.b3ta.com/board/7683761
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
# i've got 20000 coming up...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)
# :-O
I expect nothing less than full-frontal nudity!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:32, archived)
# ha ha :D
Crivens!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# batman, shittest. hero. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)
# But he's a billionaire!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Nah.
I think you'll find aquaman is possibly the shittest.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Or that kid out of Captain Planet
that thad the Heart ring.

Super lame.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Bollocks.
You Fanboi rage inciter.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Funny cos it's troo
Aww, poor batman.
And I must admit, Superman is cool. Very cool...but he doesn't half come across as an arrogant sod
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)
# But don't you girls just love that?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Hah, no
It's very childish, but arrogance just puts me completely off someone
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I'm one of those masochists who actually quite likes arrogant cunts
but not ones with kiss curls
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)
# JESSIE! *curls round neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)
# 'lo Minky
I've just seen your 16k post, I must admit I'm disappointed in you Minky.
Very disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
# ooh no
Superman's a goody-goody arrogant anti-fun alien freak whereas Batman's a twisted brooding psychological fuck-up.

No contest!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)
# ^This
Superman is a square.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
# he really is
preppy clean-cut prude with waaay too many morals, yeuch!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Haha, succinctly put =)
succinctly put =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Phwooar. this
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)
# I can't stand that superman cunt

"Oh, I don't know, I'll just look under your blouse with my x-ray vision. But not to worry, I do this all the time. I'm a professional"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Psychological fuck-ups are tiresome though
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
# hehehe
as your series of cartoons shows ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Oi oi sexipance!
*fondles*

D'ya like my new sign?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
# hahahah!
I do indeed
Maybe now people might get signing up!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Superman's a cunt :)
*clicks*
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Agreed!
and also *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
# hehehehe
that is gold. :)
(Bigeyedeer just honked up on your rug, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha!
poor old batman...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Haha!
But Batman ftw every time...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
# satire...


clicken for the biggun
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)
# haha!
they have 'real fans'?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# It's better than the metallica approach.
"We're a bit shit now and nobody is buying our albums, it must be napster"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Well, practically anything is better than the metallica approach
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Yeek! Quick! Delete this post!
If you don't, they'll sue you for letting people download their name.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
That's Metallica Enterprises Inc. to you sonny.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Satire on the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I only use the term satire
when I'm making a vague attempt to be topical
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)
#
*waits for it be posted on a file sharing site so i can steal it out of principle.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Done,
done, and done.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Next stop
free with the Mail on Sunday (c:
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
# I saw on CNN that the Charlatans are doing this too
I'm glad they did, because I'd forgotten they existed and it made me happy that they finally admitted what their music was worth
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)
# But the Charly Tans are giving theirs away
Radiohead ask you to 'pay what you think it's worth' and offering you an expensive material alternative.

And the Charlatans are better
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)
# and the odd thing is
how do I know what it's worth before I've heard it? Can I offer them, say, a fiver and then after I've heard it email Thom Yorke demanding £4.55 back?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Do this NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)
# 2000th post...


Enclicken if ye dare....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *****!
congrats sir!

edit so I don't spoil the surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)
# mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)
# o_O
:P

congratulinedrawnroundyernipations!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)
# It's very tender...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# monobrow
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# clicked piccy then promptly spat my coco pops across the monitor
SEXY BUGGER!
CONGRATZ
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# oh my god yes

congratumalations you hairysexyman
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Congrats!

on your micropenis ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# squeeze it!
congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Hahah! Congrats sir
I got weird impressions of Cowell-high trousers first I looked at that, took me a sec to get your biological geography sorted in my head ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# That happens a lot...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)
# 'ningles mam
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)
# 'ning son!
Still blowing us out for wifey's work?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# sorry mum.....
i have to look after the kids and we need the cash.


IT'S NOT BLOODY FAIR!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Yeah, that's what having kids does for ya
ruins ya life...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
# and ultimatley, they'll just let you down in the end
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)
# *sobs*
and she won't let me go on my own!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)
# That's a real pain :(
I don't get the impression she'd really enjoy it in a big way anyways, but you're never going to be able to go to a bash without her?

You've not really ruined my life son, you're a crackin' bloke when you're not giving your dad a heart attack with your evil staring red eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)
# MY EYES!!!!!
woo to you good sir!!!
4.5/5
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# that's a angry looking boil you have there.
lance the bugger.

also, congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# *lances*
ow...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)
# yes - I win the jousting tournament again
I IZ UNSTRIPABLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# *gets can opener*
we'll see about that...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Good crikey
Congratulations.
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Oh MY!
Well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)
# bloomin 'eck
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Reminds me of this

congrats
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# The first frame looks a lot like Miss Priscilla White.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Thank god...
...you chose a nipple to form the zero.
(Bigeyedeer just honked up on your rug, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Wait until the 10,000
....

....

....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)
# o_O cor!
congratulations!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)
# congratz!
*wipes sick from mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Reminds me of...


...my friend Sticky.
(Grave Tune in. Turn on. Burn out., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Why eating the arse out of a cow is unhygienic.


Click for bigger (154KB)

bigeyedeer.wordpress.com
(Bigeyedeer just honked up on your rug, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# HOLYFUCK
hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# :D
woo yay - although I find your American 'lingo' disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Lucky...
...I took "y'all" from out of the first draft, then.
(Bigeyedeer just honked up on your rug, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)
# awesome
el click
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# I've seen this before.


Somewhere. Perhaps I dreamt it? Still, it's far too good for this website.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:50, archived)
# it was on pencils at dawn the other day...
...was that it?
(Bigeyedeer just honked up on your rug, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I suppose it might have been.

Just possibly. I like the dream theory still though.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# :D
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# hahahaha, childish as shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha.
this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)
# You and Mike are spoiling us
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)
# What kind of roomies you after lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Just anyone willing to share
Spread the cost a little
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I really love your stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# arf! :)

top draw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Thanks.... i just laughed in a customers ear down the phone!
Click
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# thank you to you all...
...and may all your food remain free of snot.
(Bigeyedeer just honked up on your rug, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Ahh! Bless!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)
# where did you get that??
hEY


just jesting
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Safeway.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# every thing you want from a store and a little bit moooorrreee
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:50, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
*bokes*
ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Haha! Terrifying.
That billy Bear ham terrifies me. My dad brought us some when I was small, I think its the only time I've ever refused food.

(Aside from beans. They are equally as wrong)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:50, archived)
# I agree on the bear shaped mechanically recovered meat products
I liek beans - indeed baked beans and a poached egg on toast is the height of good food. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I luuuuuuurve poached eggs
mmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)
# ^ thus
Finest of all egg serving suggestions
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# indeed
it almost makes the iherent versatility of the egg pointless
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Food made to look like stuff is wrong
I even feel a bit harsh biting the heads off jelly babies
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)
# confectionary is fine ... 'ham' in the shape of a 'bear' is just too confusing
no wonder children are fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I quite agree
I'm off to write a letter to the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# ^ this
especially when its aimed at teh nippers.

fecking sponge bob tined arse.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Ingredients:
Lips, snouts and anus.
(Bigeyedeer just honked up on your rug, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Same as the real thing then!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Mmmm texture like ham
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)
# That must be well out of date
Safeway doesn't exist anymore!

how rude... woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I had no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Buy Unfair Trade
(nicklondon, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# pfft

Edit: oops wrong reply button
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:42, archived)
# :D
nice one... apart from being a mong and pressing the wrong button
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I thought this was the hidden message...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)
# hahahha
why did i see Charlie gets pharmed..
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I would buy fairtrade coffee
but it tastes like shit
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)
# i would buy fairtrade coffee
but it reminds me of Chris Martin, which causes me to shit out of my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)
# But he does so much for charity
Like wearing those rubber bracelets, and drawing on his hand with black marker pen, and marrying that Paltrow woman.

He truely is my "Popstar of Hearts"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)
# haha
I hope he goes to the paris ritz
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha :D
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I don't even know who the thundering chuff he is
*sings happy song*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:50, archived)
# *jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Coldplay singer who thinks he has influence
and combats injustice by writing on his hand and singing out of tune.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)
# musicians are part of the problem
not part of the solution - I firmly believe this.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I agree
I say we feed them to the starving masses after their second album
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# it just strikes me that live aid/8/world and the like
just make people feel like they've done something when, in actual fact, they haven't... but at least everyone feels better.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)
# that's the main thing
especially since coverage for the bleeding hearted stars running it causes their waning album sales to increase by 1000% in the months surrounding such an event. Feeeeed the haaaasbeeeens, let them know they still sell records....
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# That is categorically untrue
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Tried it twice, didnt like it.
i'll try their chocolate to make up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Instant or proper?
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Errr...um....is this where my argument gets shot down in flames?
instant

*Runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Well there you go
All instant coffee tastes like arse.
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Some are better than others
Kenco is nice, Nescafe tastes like soil & hot water, Dow Egberts is ok, Maxwell House is more soil & hot water.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)
#
I buy fair trade coffee

but it's ok, because I then fuck off to India and pay a small army of skinny little brown boys pennies to indulge my every whim
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)
# ...
carry me to my clothes!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# you boy - move my arm so I can hit your bother...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)
# ^this
'Yes, Ram, I know the good gin costs more than your house, now carry me back a crate from town in this 40 degree heat! And in christ's name make sure you keep it COLD'

'A little to the left, Sudhir'
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)
# this is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)
# !
good work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Ha, I wear Etnies, and they pay all their employees £30k a year
and put their children through higher education.

who am I kidding? they are made by abused kiddi-flids in a swealtering sweatshop
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)
# haha
www.b3ta.com/board/7691011
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)
# haha braw! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)
# *bespokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)
# haha
i just noticed the hand prints!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
my lifestyle is supported by the suffering of people all over the world... their suffering allows me to live like a godking, in reasonably priced trainers.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Oooh, political
Good work.
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Fair trade is a great concept
Which is only going to get cheaper once more people buy into it, which will then make it more likely people will buy it (initial hurdle etc.)...but I wish people would stop scare mongering with sad tales of kids forced to work, and ridiculously small wages.
The truth is that a lot of those areas wouldn't survive if the kids didn't work, but the wages that seem shockingly low to us go a loooong way there.

I definitely support Fair Trade where possible, but that's what we should be after fair trade, not some unrealistic wage that would upset their economy

/end boring mini-rant

Edit: Gah, how rude! nice pickingture

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# also British dairy farmers
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I use British bought products where possible, in particular dairy,
but i do not support fair trade. As a concept it sounds fluffy, but in reality it destroys communities with arbitrarily selected producers being made disproportionately wealthy and rendering the remaining population impoverished to the point of unsustainable life.

Boycott fair trade people, educate yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I agree totally
plus, fair trade come with some surprising bonuses

Double barrel banana extravaganza!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Bananas with bottoms?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Double-fucking-barrel bananas, bitches!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
# hello! I haven't finished this yet

But I like how it looks right now. To be honest, it'll probably look worse when it's done. Also the clouds are a bit wonky.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# SHOVE THE BUTT OF THAT AXE IN HIS NUTS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Lookin good!
Though I for one would like to see more CockBulge™

(™ ftw)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Honestly.

What is it with girl ones, always going on about penises? *sigh* Can't you just leave penises alone? They're just trying to make their way in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I'm all for rude bits in general
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:50, archived)
# We should have another ladies' day
There have been too many boobs on the board of late.
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)
# plus, by the looks of it
he's about to get dangerously speared on it
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# FINISH HIM
:D
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Does this involve the power of Greyskull in any way?
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# For Mighty Nibus
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)
# 'ning Trelly!
that's lovely stuff... You talented sod you...

2
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# *exciteds*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Nekkid time!
*boogies*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)
# You say that now....
I'm pretty certain in a few mins time you won't be so pleased...

1... oh buggeration... out with the biro...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Golly Gosh!
That's a bit woo is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# cor
thats ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# acers!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# lovely

not so lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# That's just evil!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)
# That scares me
and makes me question reality

However, t'is well shopped so WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)
# well shopped?
should have gone to specsavers etc.

but bless you none the less.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)
# thas my favouritest one yet
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:42, archived)
# from a name you can trust
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# so wrong, yet so right
Makes my blood boil, so if you'll excuse me, I'll stay away for a while
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *burns embassy*
Fantastic! I'll take eleventy
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# pffft
"wipe that smile off your face"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# 'ning
meant to say before, superdupercongrats on the celts result last week. It was another proud week to be a scot in germany. everyone was asking me about rangers and celtic. woo! scotland! get in!

and yes, Dida is a pure fanny
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)
# First click of the day goes to mongychops
Well done indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# hahahaha
thats so wrong!! but funny!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# hahaha, *buys 5*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Brilly
and also woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I did do this un too, forgot about this;

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Oof!
You're Hullbound, that's for sure
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)
# cor
i likes that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# On the blob?
get ye to the unclean holding pen wench.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
true story

Mate of mine got a gig in a pub recently, shook hands with the landlord, then his missus held out her hand and the landlord refuses to shake it for that very reason.

Cos he's a muslim...

Running a fucking pub...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# hahah
my (Muslim) mate won't go in pubs in case his uncles are in there - they'd tell him off for going in pubs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)
# thats just bloody ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Rude barsteward, I would have thrown bacon flavoured crisps at him.
Perhaps he just can't trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)
# hahaha!!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# IT'S POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS GONE MAD11!!!!Q"!"!"££7
woo yay hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# hahahah
*bums embassy*

I thought SURPRISED! actually said SUPPRESSED!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# this is the tops!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Quality
ninja based chalkings
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Fecking brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# First titter of the day
have a well earned Click!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha
woo yay houpla!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Excellent!!!
....runs to phone places order
(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)
# fp without doubt
clickertys
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*jihads*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Breaking news....
Elephant....

Read on...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# You learn summat new every day!
*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# :)
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Oi! Give them back!
that was for my sociology A-Level resit!

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Sorry
my dog ate them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# *invokes Satanly powers*
He'll regret that...

3, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Noooooooo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Am I too late?

Black Legs Scab
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Braw! Thanks for the gaz!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# haha!!
trellys started a bird invasion!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Haha
Top :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# 'ning droogster!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Good morrow ives
How are you this day?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# meh.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# That good eh?
What you need are a packet of chocolate chip Crunch Crinkles™
I am eating some with my colleagues, and I think it's fair to say they are the best biscuits ever invented.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
# bring some down then!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Too late!
The last one has just been snaffled
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)
# but they can be purchased in exchange for credits
at the local food dispensary? and you would recommend that they are the kind of thing people might like?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)
# 'ning Devotchka
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# 'ning cheloveck
how's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# braw.
how's your wee horse loving self?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)
# All is well :)
I have a sore throat, but Lockets™ are taking care of that.
And it's bonfire night soon! Woooooo! Fire is ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Nice!
But these bloody strikes could mean I don't get my passport back from the Russian embassy in time.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)
# In Soviet Russia...
...Embassy returns YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Woo
yes but he'll come in handy again very soon

Anyone else finding things slow here today?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# where have YOU been?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Making the world a better place...
...with HOT SEXY WHEN LOVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# yay
ha ha ha -

*waits for his records what he ordered months ago*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Fire the lot of them
If you don't want to work for the money and conditions that come with the job....


... then get another job
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)
# It's a modern day horror classic....


Click for 400px goodness
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# spam spam spam spam spams!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Is this about you or me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# oh my god!!
a mistress of spam. with a strap on. and handcuffs. I'm now scared...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# This 'filthly bbc video' story - page 7 of the metro this morning
Er.. I helped write the script.

www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=69544&in_page_id=34
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Wow.
There must be so many achievements in your life that you're dead proud of. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)
# the brief was appeal to 16 to 24 year olds
so I'm happy we did a professional job, well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)
# When I was 16 to 24,

I didn't even know what sex was. I was still in shorts, playing outside with hula hoops with sticks, as was everyone else in my generation. Now these days it's all binge drinking and felching with the 16 to 24 year olds.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Same here
I'm sure I didn't get into FIST!ing until I was 30
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Quite right.

I know for a fact I didn't do brown showers until after I was in a loving relationship for more than 25 years.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Is the water that bad round your way?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# heavy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)
# is it?
i must try and meet more 16 to 24 year olds
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)
# You're on the right site
if you fancy grooming some of them. b3ta is saturated with under 24 year old graphical designing types
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# true dat
/GILF of b3ta blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# pffft
bit harsh love
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# i'm not convinced
i'm met a few b3ta women *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)
# i've met one.
and if she wasn't my mum!



phwoar!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# godamnit I want a milf**
*shakes fist*



*my idea of milf is anyone over 40
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# hippo much?


I feel a little dirty posting this after when Debbil showed me on a T Shirt she found ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:15, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# get back honey
he's mine!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Glerk ...
Just occured to me that as of my next birthday I WILL NO LONGER BE IN THE 16-24 YEAR OLD BRACKET!!!
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# it just occurred to me
that i've not been in the 16-24 bracket since 1998...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# But you've had time to come to terms with your lost youth
Mine is just dawning and I am a-feared!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)
# if you liked school
you'll love work!


*cires*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# ugh ... LIES!
I'm off to buy a sports car and get a toy-boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I have a ceramic hip
if that counts...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
# *kicks few remaining braincells*
yeah. a fair bit more than a decade for me.
I may have to write to the Daily Mail about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I'm 25
and I find the whole things terribly offensive... if you'd asked me about it 6 months ago I would have had a very different opinion!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Prof!
*incredibly rude and risky sexual practices*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)
# *films*
*sends to BBC*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# MY LICENCE FEE!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTED!

money not spent of programming which in some way involves David Attenborough or David Bellamy is money piss down the drains.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# don't forget utter shite 'soaps'
like the one the missus subjects me to...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# stop complainint because your better half makes you wash
... although shite soap doesn't sound very hygeneic
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# it makes me smell like work.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)
# so that you don't stand out for smelling differently
... ?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# morning *grunts*
try and get the other one in too... up to the knee if you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I'm 25 and find the idea of an Action Man goatse aimed at Teenagers




rather amusing...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# yes, but you're the devil himself
*worships*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# This is true... it's all part of my plan to saturate the minds of the world's youth with sick filth.
MUA HA HA H... sorry, bit high pitched...

MUAH HA HA HAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# o rly?
blimey! *Scarifices*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Thank you very much
I shall use it to frighten people into believeing in christianity, thereby proving somewhat counter-productive.

Or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# It is highly irresponsible .
*gets paddle out*

*naughty boy*

*spadd's*
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Your briefs
appeal to 16 to 24 year olds? Eh? Is that what that young man said?

Disgusting!
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Why do you hate America so much?
You must be jealous of their freedoms.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Freedom?
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Filthy eh?
I better not click whilst in the LRC at college...
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)
# that'll be you axed then.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha
"FIST!"
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)
# On an unrelated note, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
re: What the fuck?
I didn't think anyone would take it seriously, given that you'd posted the same link a couple of threads down.

Given how full my gaz inbox is, it looks like a few people have. This makes me happy and sad at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 10 Oct, 09:06, reply)
in reply to:
@ What the fuck?
www.b3ta.com/board/7687676

What the fuck are you accusing me of exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist havingapoo.blogspot.com, Tue 9 Oct, 20:11)

______________________

I have gaz's from people telling me that their images have been stolen, did nobody scroll down?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)
# That's crazy
What they gazzing you for?



(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# i can't gaz.
and i did scroll down...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# No idea what this is about..
Explain? someone?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Pedantichrist posted this:
www.b3ta.com/board/7687641

A few minutes later I posted this:

www.b3ta.com/board/7687676

Which should have been the end of the story.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# yes but what the fuck is your point?
did pedantichrist steal the images? or are you just randomly accusing him because he found that website first?

Explain it a little more and people might take notice and do something about it. To my eyes there is no proof anywhere that pedantichrist is behind it, and as much as i don't like the egocentric tit, unfounded accusations are stupid and pointless. PROOF!

EDIT: Right, i'm getting the gist now. You just posted it for no reason and confused a lot of b3tans. and it appears to be as pointless and stupid as i thought. I give up, i'm totally fuckin=g unfluffy today and silly shit like this is ticking me off so i'm gonna go do some w*rk.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# all I know is he's a fucking cock!

/case closed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Huzzah! sanity prevails. ^this^
EDIT: also, it's obvious that this isn't his site cos it has no pictures of him on it. and we all know that he likes to put pictures off himself looking "zany" and "wacky" on everything he does. the tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)
# thats not his website though?
is it?

*scratches head*

*whois/cant be arsed*
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# I think it's one of those websites that randomly gathers pictures
from sites like livejournal


/but I still stand by my opinion
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I've seen loads of websites that flagrantly nick b3ta images
but one or two of them give small credits, which I don't mind.

meh, what can one do?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I'M ONLY GOING TO TELL YOU THIS ONE MORE TIME
STOP STEALING MY IMAGES!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# THEY MY IMAGES NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)
# as part of thre BBC's new policy of openness and honesty
you should apologise to everyone witha tv licence
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# B3ta has been faking competitions for years
you think anyone enters these images challenges?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)
# i knew it!
next you'll be telling me that there's some group of researchers "picking" the front pages.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# I knew we all wanted to call Furtive
Cookie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)
# *claps*
he he
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
nice work rob


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# FIST!
it's already better than most of the stuff on the BBC
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# I read about this this morning...
I did wonder if B3ta had a hand in the production... so to speak...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Classic!
"We/re not sure what this is, but it's probably rude"
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Ha ha
Brilliant.

They even got 'licence payers' money' in there.
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)
# a classic line!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# if only they could have crowbarred in
'...it's political correctness GONE MAD...' it would be the prefect story
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Hahahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *Bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# good work
i love the smell of moral degradation in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# hahahaha
stick that up on the links board aswell
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# In the arcticle, "I'm no Mary Whitehouse" says:
"I think the BBC needs to have a long hard look at itself..."

Uh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh.

/butthead

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# More good work from our fearless leader :D
You done us praaaahhd!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I've never seen an "Action Man Goatsee" before.
Just saying, never seen one of them.

What?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# You expect us to believe that?
You are from Swansea...
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Yeah actually
We got the cheap copies down here;

"Action Mun with springy Goatsee action (tm)"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# this one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-OGJw80tdw

(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# that is fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)
# "Won't somebody think of the children!!!"
For anyone who wants to see what all the fuss is about.

www.gijonny.co.uk/video.shtml

Shocking.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# OK
How did all these responsible adults figure out that this video "will normalise certain kinds of sexual behaviour."?

I couldn't understand what was supposed to be happening. It's just a blur of really fast pictures of toys and an incomprehensible voice over. And I'm only 36. That's not really that old, right?

Shit, if this is what telly looks like in the future I'm fucked.


(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# It made me want to play with my old action man.
Mine had a gas mask, and commando gear, and a tool kit. Sweeeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# There is something I find quite amusing
about promoting HIV awareness by viral means.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# the pope puts a hole in every 50th firewall
with a pin
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# ha ha
/laughs
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Would YOU care to comment on how much money GI Johnny took top make?
as the BBC are apparently being very un-forthcoming.

EDIT: also, the comment on the last pic is priceless.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# about 20p by the look f it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)
# this sort of moral bleating makes me sick
anything that makes people wake up and take a bit of notice that the odds of little timmy or samantha getting a dose of the clap or much worse are going up and not down is a good thing in my book.
show the video in newsround i say. ram the message home, dry.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)
# fortunately in the pos-modern info-age
the fact that some daft reactionary fucks disapprove will lead to even more of the little darlings bluetoothing the like-mega-funny-rude video to oneanother and one or two might even accidentally absorb the underlying message, so I say 'good job everyone' - including the moral-numpties
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)
# BBC in fake sex vid row!
all the participants were in fact children's toys...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# WThe BBC refused to comment how much GI Jonny cost to make."
Bugger all by the looks of it, unless you have a monstrous fee, rob.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)
# There's no hint of a loving relationship in this post

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Go on, it'll be fun.......*push*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)
# haha
i hope noel edmunds not involved
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# pffft
/old enough to remember what you're talking about blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)
# so am I
and hadn't hitherto considered that and oldness level worth checking.
Damnit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)
# '83 was it...?
EDIT: checks Wiki...

1986...

Wonderful pic of Noel on his wiki page

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Edmonds
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# '86
edit: cold, dead eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# wait, seriously, does having a 21 year old memory really make us old?
I mean, measurably old?

I was listening to Jethro Tull this morning and my boss siad "I saw them supporting Led Zep, the T-shirts depended on who you liked, they said either 'Led Zeppelin supported by Jethro Tull' 'Jethro Tull and some other guys'."

That's old, for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)
# i just feel old
and dead inside...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I have An Agreement.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)
# and me
Although, IMO, it was worth that bloke dying to get Noel off our TV for a decade or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# *snip*
SPLAT!

*hands Gotcha to corpse*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# these days
he'd probably get in trouble for faking killing someone live on air.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# whereas, I hope he was pushed off
I hope he was pushed offsans bungee cord . . . 'ning Mongy!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Needs more landing on helicopter blades for that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)
# The Late late breakfast show?

woo woman! :)

ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:33, archived)
# I love the bit in Brass Eye
where the fake news report stated that Noel had murdered Clive Anderson.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:33, archived)
# "Well, it's your Edmonds...your Hungerford guy..."
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)
# "Bungee jump woman!!"
Hahaha! I love these... please keep making more... :)
(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)
# you must be up to a grillion
'woman' pics! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# "I'm no good at estimating Ted..."
"but I'd asy there's at least 18 million of them."

I think I'm upto about 140 now, gotta be something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Did someone say ted?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)
# haha bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHAAAA
You bastard lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)
# That makes me happy and afraid
at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# LOOSE THAT STUCK TAMPON WOMAN!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:33, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)
# *crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Always wonderful sir!
TJ - Any suggestions for more birdies for me to draw?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)
# draw a spider with tattoos and a flick knife!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)
# hawk!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Gannet
Bee Hummingbird
Hoopoe
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)
# What!?
is it gannet Wednesday?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Custard Gannet Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# it might well be!
*gannets*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Ooh, Hoopoe, like that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Hoopoe is one of my favourites
Secretary bird
long-tailed tit
condor
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Loads!
Gannet
Blue-footed booby
Crested Crane


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Blue-footed booby!
Always a good'un
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# The T Birds off of Grease.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# thanks....
...and penguins in scuba gear.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Yay!
PENGUIMS!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)
# that's lully :)
Nout wrong with a bit of pingu :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)
# aw!
thats lully!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)
# have we had a kingfisher?
I love kingfishers. Named after the beer. FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)
# no, thass cobras you're thinking of
thass cobras you're thinking ofYes we had a lully kingfisher

EDIT: Gotta catch 'em all!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Cool, didn't know you could do that!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)
# I didn't . . .
you did! C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)
# *is confused*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# never mind
I just meant that you drawded them all . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
#
I know :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Kingfisher yesterday
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)
# wow
brilliant!

Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Thanks :-)
Any requests?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)
# My knowledge of birds is limited
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)
# pssst!
kakapo
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Whereas mine is extensive . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Ning!
A dodo in flight!

And woo to Jeccy!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Find me the source pic and I'll do it!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)
# hehehe
I'm just looking now

;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Green Finch please
the only bird I've ever drawed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# boobies
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# pfffft.
brazillian
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Peregrine falcon
Please
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
# do us an owl Mrs T
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Won't now, cos this is heaps better!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)
# *sulks

but ta very much
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)
# That's lovely
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)
# O'rly?
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Mindpissed!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)
# haha!
oh god.
i'm having a bad day.
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Aw, hon, why?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)
# a bad night and boss and ward staff being TWATS!
damn their eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)
# are you in charge of the chloroform?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)
# i wish.
i could just make the day go away.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I used to have the boss from hell
not a good thang...are they making the job needlessly difficult?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)
# always.
i have to take care of this place's equipment single handedly.
and yes, i may be on here alot, but i also work fecking hard.
so when the boss sitcks his nose in my business and changes my methods it annoys me.
THEY'LL BE SORRY WHEN I'VE GONE!!




i'll stop complaining now...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Is you planning to leave soon?
Then the random Easter picnic egg hunting games begin - hide random important items anywhere and spy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)
# sound childish....
*does it*

i want to get into pathology.
that interests me.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)
# "Hey Ivesb, I've got lovely set of kidneys her which are green, looks awesome"
Um, not for me soz lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)
# i had that song about a lovely bunch of coconuts in my head when i started reading that.
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)
# *damns*
What are they doing?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)
# people being needlessly rude
the boss sending me out with some bloody agency bloke with the instructions 'show him the hospital'.
oh yeah, going out with me for 30 minutes is going to familarise him with the hospital.
this place is HOOOGE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)
# take him to the morgue and leave him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# me and captain pennis had to go to the old morgue the other day to remove an x ray machine..
creepy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Hate bumping into the death trolleys in the corridors
Gives me the creeps
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)
# we have the crappiest white boxes for bodies......
and one extra large one for fatties.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)
# wassup?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)
# events are causing me to have an emo day.
*glooms*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)
# So you're giving the tour?
The gynacology ward should be the first stop, followed by everywhere else then finally your own boss'es office.

That way you start with a cunt, and end with one too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)
# haha!!
good ides.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# There was a great
"You've been framed" clip where just as the chap is running to jump off, and just as he reaches the edge - the bungee instructor shouts "Wait!" - obviously just a little bit too late. The guy goes over the edge absolutely *shitting himself*. Guess you had to watch it. I'd do that every single time if I were a bungee chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Woman,
embrace gravity!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)
# The solution is surprisingly simple

RISbuster


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Heh! Why has no-one thought of this before?
'ning dude - y'alreet?

I was reading in a music magazine the other day that there's going to be a Quo movie O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:49, archived)
# 'ning!
no read the BT2007 . . . C]:0(

You well chap? Heard about the jobby?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:50, archived)
# *reads*
Bah, sorry mate, hope you feel better soon =/

I'm grand... not heard about the job yet though. Should be the end of the week hopefully. Got another interview lined up too - Derby hospitals sent my manager an email last week saying "Are you having trouble recruiting IT Trainers? We are, and we're desperate for some!" \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:51, archived)
# *ahem*
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:01, archived)
# I know, I know...
I'm working my way through them, but there's so many!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)
# 'Thorough' is my middle name
:)
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)
# I will get them back to you asap though, I promise.
I promise.*hangs head*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)
# It's up to you when you get it back
I just like to give you a friendly prod once in a while. ;)
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Friendly prods are always welcome =)
*looks at questions again now*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)
# is it?
i thought it was arabella cottington smythe?



'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)
# 'ning Minky!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)
# good morning handsome chops
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)
# 'Ning Sexy McPhexy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)
# 'ning
Sexy McTrelly
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)
# you there!
semi-aquatic mammal guy!
hey, you!

*waits expectantly*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)
# *points at self*
who me?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)
# yes, YOU
now then, what have you forgotten this morning, hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# keys = check
smokes = check
phone = check

*thinks*

O_O

oh no

i'm so foolish



*outlandish snogging*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# :D
*tongues*

that's better!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)
# sorry i forgot
i must be punished

if there's one thing i hate it's being rogered silly by a buxom wench

*hopeful*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# naughty, naughty mink
I'll sit on you and slap you round the face with my dangling funbags if you don't behave!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# *misbehaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)
# *flop-a-dobber-flobber-wobble-flabber-flop*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)
# did he forget to put on his pants again?
he never got that right
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)
# pffft
"forget"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)
# hmmm, I always wondered why you insisted on wearing that long coat everytime you left the house

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# it prevents me getting stopped
before i reach the school



i've said too much
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Hello there
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# 'ning!
Want one of my throat sweets?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Hello David
No thank you, not after you've been sucking on them.
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)
# I've only licked that one . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)
# hehe, 'ning Mr The Hat
A new hat in your honour
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:50, archived)
# That is an amazing hat!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:51, archived)
# one for you
  
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:53, archived)
# ooh that's lully too
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Hahaha! Triffic!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)
# *steals*
Aw, it doesn't fit!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)
# GAH!
and rich tea fingers are a crime against nature!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Caramel digestives ftw!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:59, archived)
# *B-doinkk!*
*crosses legs*
  

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Caramel digestives?
*makes note to investigate*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Bestest thing ever in the world of biscuits
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)
# that ARE ace
Although the plain hob-nob and warm milk combination still has me by the heart strings.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)
# *really REALLY hopes you meant "plain chocolate hob-nob"*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)
# no, the non-chocolate ones.
Chocolate is optional and in no way reduces the points gained in this case, it's a judgement call for the individual.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)
# They're none-dunkable though
The biscuit crumbles but the caramel stands firm!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)
# You have to nudge it over to the right
use a couple of & n b s p ; (without the spaces)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)
# Damn my lack of knowledge
Could see you'd bumped it over a little
  
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Good enough to eat! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Mrs T!
*proffers 'ning*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:54, archived)
# *takes 'ning*
*eats*
*smooshes Debs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)
# *wipes 'ning crumbs from face*
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)
# Woohoo!
How's things Debs?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)
# *considers*
ok, I think

how are your things?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)
# *looks down*
They're good, ta!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Nicely!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:52, archived)
# I caught a quick snatch last night
I also saw your fabtastic new hat! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:52, archived)
# whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:52, archived)
# And a lovely one at that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)
# That is a fine hat sir
ning
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)
# 'ningaling!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:34, archived)
# 'nings Sir T'Hat
I think this is a great idea on so many levels

hmmm *puts on nurse's outfit*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:51, archived)
# *relapses*
I think I need an operation in the lift . . .

*puts on backless/frontless gown*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:54, archived)
# I'm fairly sure the bullets will ricochet right back at ya ;)
'ning Sir
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:51, archived)
# I might welcome them today
/Eeyore blog

'ning!

*rummages* now where did I put that brave face . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Hehehe
Nicely.

Ningles B3tans & B3tards!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)
# 'ningles!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 8:58, archived)
# 'Ning Numerals
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)
# 'neeeeeeeeng
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Morning
What is wrong?
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)
# I feel tired and rubbish
and sore throaty and coughy . . . *bursts into tears*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)
# That won't help your cough OR your sore throat!
*manhugs*

You should go home to bed... w*rk will survive without you.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)
# nings DTH
you need Echinacea and that Covonia stuff with ethanol in
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)
# ETHANOL! YES!!
'What's that smell?'

'Embalming fluid'

'BARMY FLUID!'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Why don't you go to the doctor ffs?
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# I DID!
I got some pink pills (AGAIN! and they did feck all last time!)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Arf! :D

Good morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Hello!
sorry I'm not with it


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Hey
we all have other stuffs to do!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)
# i'm not sure i fully understand this
but at least it's a quieter international day than yesterdays international day, so that's good.
'ning
may not understand sir dave's post at all
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Don't worry
it's not very funny and lacking in hummus but I didn't post a pic at all yesterday


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Damn,
you didn't post a pic all day, and I missed it :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
'ning ya lurkting bugger!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Arf.
G'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)

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