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# No reason
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:29, archived)
# THERE'S NO REASONING BEHIND THIS THREAD


DANGER! DANGER! REASON LEVELS CRITICALLY LOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:31, archived)
#
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake,
Shake your booty! Shake your booty!
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake,
Shake your booty! Shake your booty!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:32, archived)
# THEN I WILL REPOST THIS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:32, archived)
# YES YES
GOOD GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Shouldn't have had those out of date beans.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Shut up, I forgot to erase it!
But it adds an "air" of comedy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:37, archived)
# erase what?
It is rather good you know. Very nice reflections
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:00, archived)
# I thought you meant the little puff of black on the bed.
I forgot to remove it.
But thanks, I'm happy with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:06, archived)
# REASON BEGONE
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:44, archived)
# it looks
ever so slightly phallic
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha
I never noticed that
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:49, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)
# I wanted to try something new.
And I had the idea of putting an aurora on someone's ceiling.
It looked alot better in my head, but oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)
# good enough answer
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)
# :)
I'm GLaD
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)
# *joys*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:32, archived)
# :D
Dance Dance Racoolution!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:39, archived)
# thats fucking amazing! i want four!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:39, archived)
# HELL YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:39, archived)
# :D
BREAK IT DOWN
BREAK IT UP
BREAK IT SIDEWAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:40, archived)
# BREAK WIND ALL AROUND
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)
# if I had a disco ball hat
I too would enhance my teeth to glow in time to da beatz
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)
# haha this my friend, this is beuaitufl
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)
# .
(Azzek!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Oooh, been ages since I saw Evil Pirate Girl last.
*Claps*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:01, archived)
# ^ this!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:02, archived)
# FUNK!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:13, archived)
# haha! aces!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Dark Matter will destroy us all
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:32, archived)
# That's lully
this is not

Taken from the Slash autobiography I just got delivered today. It claims the display in front is the G'n'R one at the Hardrock Cafe in Las Vegas.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Tell it to Wogan
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Ah
a rare photo of the Slash™ brand anal toothbrush in use.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:35, archived)
# mmmm
minty:D

Or maybe an alternative option for that age old guitarist issue 'My G String Broke'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:35, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Is this a nonsense thread then?

/prodigy69
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:44, archived)
# You're not a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Shut up and huff your jenkem.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:50, archived)
# What do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Cunt is a naughty word used by some adults and means a lady's mumu
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)
# That's a justified and ancient comment, Sah.





(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)
# All aboard, all aboard whoaa
woo woo
woo woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Oh, ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I assume it's about the immemorial Manley/P69 feud

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Explain?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)
# erm, they don't like each other?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Well I got that much,
But I don't see what Manley meant..*is being slow today*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:02, archived)
# I'm presuming he meant it
in a "Does the Pope wear a funny hat" kinda way.To your question about the thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Not I can't get my head around wether he was calling me a cunt or not
God I'm such a moron
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:08, archived)
# you said: "/prodigy69"
"/" meaning in html: "end of..."
which could also be understood as "not..."
(or so I understand)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:10, archived)
# I just meant it as a reference to him,
as I made it when he posted a "how to draw a really good cow" picture.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:12, archived)
# could we please stop making sense now?
my head hurts
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Mine hurts, and I still don't get it.
I'll just assume Manley was calling me a cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:14, archived)
# I prefer to think
there's a lot of repressed sexual tension between them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)
# just like between my thighs

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:06, archived)
# well, they DO post "cock" or "cunt" everytime they see each others posts... ;D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:12, archived)
# cucocknt
/textsex
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:13, archived)
# bite me ya twat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:59, archived)
# what?
and to explain pedanticunt

he's a self obsessed talentless cunt who did nothing but badmouth every picture I posted here at one point.

he's a cock!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I'm just posting various things I've made :)
Remember when everyone joined in with making animals in your style a while ago? It's from then.

Edit: Well I wouldn't like to get involved, really, but I can see what you're saying.
I don't know how far you've aggravated him, though, but I still think that it's uncalled for, on both accounts. I say just leave each other alone and save yourselves the stress.

Edit2: He DOES post himself far too often though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:22, archived)
#
You're pushing it a bit with your 2nd edit aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Mm I suppose...
but it annoys me when he posts animations of himself, like that "teamill" thing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:34, archived)
# to be honest I don't give a fuck what you think!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:47, archived)
# I'm trying to back you up and be fair at the same time..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)
# then don't it has nothing to do with you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 17:36, archived)
# noice :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)
# i'll see your hyper real earth and raise you a hyper real sunrise
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)
# W O W

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)
# That's awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)
# DrZaarlon Shouldn't Have Had The Congac!

[Edit: you all win a prize:
]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)
# you need more congac in my opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:20, archived)
# come on and do the congac
*makes a train across the floor*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:21, archived)
# CHOO CHOO CHEW
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:22, archived)
# WHOOOooo WHOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:24, archived)
# schmerm schmerm schmerm merrg
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:25, archived)
# CHOO CHOO CHOO CHEW
WOOBA DOOBA DOOBA DOO
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:25, archived)
# wiiiilllmaaaa!!!
that cat (which we don't have) has locked me out again
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Broam Broam!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Haha that reminds me
I have a new sound effect (although I read it in a book originally, it's not my own creation). I have to make a picture for it, maybe I'll do that before I go out.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Is that a mutant what is part house and part two-people-at-once?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Or, as they say in French,
"cognac".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:24, archived)
#
Cognac is a commune in the French département of Charente, of which it is a sous-préfecture. The inhabitants of the town are known as Cognaçais "part house part two-people-at-once people."
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:26, archived)
# You fell for it.
That's just misinformation spread by the Belgians.

Edit: Ah, reason prevails :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:26, archived)
# I corrected the glaring error in the information.
It was clearly a mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:29, archived)
# I see faces and a door.
Is this correct?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:26, archived)
# WE'VE ALL WON A PRIZE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Yays!
Can it be what I want it to be?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Yes, as long as you want it to be
this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:17, archived)
# moneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoney
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:21, archived)
# The only thing that will ever surprise me about politics
is that people are still surprised when they turn out to be greedy, corrupt, selfish career oriented control freaks and liars.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:21, archived)
# ha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:22, archived)
# i suppose people's surprise may be
that if it was all about the money, they would've done something more lucrative than politics in the first place.
but if it's ego and ambition for influence and power (for which a bit of money helps), then politics fits it quite well
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Gordon Green!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:22, archived)
# "she's gordon but she's green"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:32, archived)
# LOOK AT HIS FACE!
HE FUCKING LOVES MONEY, HE DOES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:23, archived)
# I must admit
His packet is giving me a semi
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Haha!
Missing cds in his back pocket?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Fantastic!!
Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Trim this mutha.
It deserves an FP.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)
# LOLcat5
(idea stolen from chaotic illuminator)





(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)
# merm?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)
# *sigh*
We're too highbrow for this place chaotic
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)
# no, not high brow, that other phrase
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:50, archived)
# cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I wouldn't use that word as it's naughty
tho I do wonder about using two accounts to post virtually the same toap right next to each other
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:59, archived)
# you'd do better than to insult
a very old skool b3tan and someone who has been here over four years
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:02, archived)
# well, it plays into the some folk can do anything and some can't
and I didn't insult you, but as you are so great anything that doesn't say you are great must be an insult eh?

but hey, whatever clearly I'm in the presence of someone who is better than everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)
# I read "using two accounts to post virtually the same toap"
as you saying myself and chaotic illuminator are the same person. We're not. I'm not saying I'm great or better than you, but you could put a little more research into who you bandy false claims at.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)
# anyone else who posted a very similar image to a previous thread so quickly would get such a response
and you could ponder that such a response could be an outcome

anyway, clearly this exchange is pointless
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Pointless?
Not quite...
www.b3ta.com/board/7835050
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:11, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Yes.
And I refer you to my earlier analysis of this situation which so far no-one has had the guts to respond to:
www.b3ta.com/board/7835046
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I can't say anything that wouldn't make the situation worse
:)

but it does seem there's some variable "rules" at times, which makes me sad :(

edit: I give up, I really can't be arsed anymore

*goes off to do something else*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Oi!
Don't go! I can see you're not in the best mood but that's all the more reason to stay and cheer up. MAKE ONE OF YOUR SCARY DRAWINGS PLS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:21, archived)
# ^ SECONDED!
schmerg?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:22, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:23, archived)
# PUMP! PUMP! PUMP!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:27, archived)
# ^ aye, this
Something with robot rabbits
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:23, archived)
# "bandy" in this context gets you 5 points.
So, you're currently on -95.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:10, archived)
# only if it's used in close conjuction to 'legs'
otherwise, 2 points
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Ah,
the "legs" clause. I forgot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:15, archived)
# or more specifically a bandy legged old codger
you don't see too many of those about these days
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:17, archived)
# not too surprising
it was only passed last september. at the agm in lucerne
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:21, archived)
# oooh!
:p
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:06, archived)
# SPINGLE SPANGLE
BUBBIDY HUBBIDY
BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)
# you're expecting a reply to that?!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:16, archived)
# If you don't know the words
just hum along to the tune.
It's a bit silly perhaps, but I reckon it's better than us arguing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)
# can't argue with that :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:17, archived)
# ah, the archaic "age equals wisdom" assumption...


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:09, archived)
# ah, but it's an archaic assumption
therefore it's ancient wisdom and it's true
*accepts payment from local branch of 'dr & herbs'*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:12, archived)
# that wasn't my thinking
my thinking was more along the lines of "why would someone who has been here nigh on six years still be using a four year old spoof account for multiple thread malarky"
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:15, archived)
# oh for fucks sake
I made a mistake, get over it

click ignore, I don't give a fuck, get over yourself
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)
# if I can't spit my dummy on a messageboard
where else I am going to spit it?!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Why not?
Get over yourself honey

*shows the hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:19, archived)
# how should I know?
this is the Internet, as far as I'm concerned, you could all be Dave

let's just calm down again all/Dave (delete whichever is inapplicable).
less complaining, more picture posting! :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:21, archived)
# why would anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)
# why would anyone?
(THE EVIL EXCLAMATION MARK OF DOOM!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)
# hahahaha
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)
# nobber
´
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:27, archived)
# there may have been cross-postingness from elsewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:03, archived)
# not so much a dress
But I do have a cat5suit for ya.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:21, archived)
# wire we looking at your leads?
also, bye, i'm off for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Hai, I iz wi-fi router cat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)
# ace (c:
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:20, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I like!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:24, archived)
# I Dun Made a LOLCat5
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)
# good timing there
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)
# schmerg?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)
# 'Noon.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I think we've just discovered why he's okay with letting Mario be the star of all the games
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:37, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:37, archived)
# i wish my dick did that
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:37, archived)
# dude, you'd be in jail
dude, you'd totally be going to jail
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:38, archived)
# ...and popular
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:39, archived)
# ...I don't think they look for size in jail...
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:42, archived)
# is it better to be popular or unpopular in jail?
i suspect the optimum lies somewhere between the two
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Unless you're very muscular or very well-connected
I think the best option is probably to be invisible.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:30, archived)
# So? It's not as if they could take the weapon from you, how hard would it be to escape?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:44, archived)
# ...
*fails to think of a pun involving both 'the great escape' and any kind of spluffing-related word*

Damn.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)
# hooray
i prefer waluigi
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:39, archived)
# it's slowing my browser lots though
that might be down to firefox's latest update though
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Seems fine here
I think your computer needs to lose some weight
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:20, archived)
# he should go see a doctor

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha
simple yet effective
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)
# now we know
why princess daisy always has a smile on her face!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)
# hahahaha!!
blimey

'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)
# FUCK yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:50, archived)
# work work work
(SquidHead, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I know exactly how you feel.
Urh. *Goes back to essay writing*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Have some pity, in fact I'll hand over my entire storage of it
I had to write a thesis once, I... my family and my dog were nearly killed in the process of writing that horrific thing. (but it did get published... and they spelled my name wrong when they did that)
(Azzek!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)
# That reminds me... I should be doing that.
(what was the thesis title? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:29, archived)
# do you have a thesis beard ready?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Errr...yes? (what's that?)
edit: also, I would like a tshirt with "Turing Machine" and the disclaimer "Caution: Once started, may not stop" on it! Good job on that :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:35, archived)
# an animated t-shirt may be difficult...
a thesis beard is a beard you grow (mainly due to personal neglect) while writing a thesis. it is the law that you cannot submit the thesis until the thesis beard is in place
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:41, archived)
# fuck! I've only got stubble at the moment. dammit. maybe some sort of joke-shop beard...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)
# why is he sitting at a poodle?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)
# ^this also^
although my b3ta brain kicked in first, and sitting at a poodle was not my first thought
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# yep i though the same as you first :)
...my poor warped b3ta brain can't take it anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:26, archived)
# that's why you old-timers are meant to go into a home at 5 years
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:28, archived)
# whose home ?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)
# was wondering too
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# dammit
now all i can see is a man preparing to insert himself into a poodle.
(SquidHead, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# ^this
the laughter this caused has made me cough up a lung.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:58, archived)
# haha
though you make it sound like getting into a sleeping bag
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:59, archived)
# really, these things shoudn't be done without preparation
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:59, archived)
# If it's not that, what is it?
That's all I can see anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:05, archived)
# ^this
rather belatedly.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:34, archived)
# he's sat at a pc !
(rather more belatedly)
(SquidHead, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)
#
sitting at bumming from his wheelchair that borribles have nicked the wheels from
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Is that what it is?
*turns head*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:21, archived)
# :(
/is at work now due to useless colleage
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)
# kill it with fire!
(Azzek!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:00, archived)
# he's fucked off back to bristol
leaving us in the shit. tosser
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I go to UCLan
and some chinese dude has just been hammered for running a huge essay ring, charging people £1000+ for stuff.

Though I'm doing a friends flash project...because shes hot...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# ha !
I just spent last weekend doing a friend's flash project !
(because she's hot)
(SquidHead, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# its the very best reason
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:00, archived)
# this for some reason just makes me think of some bizarre incomprehensible czech animation that might have been made in 1983
or something of that ilk :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:20, archived)
# you say that about everything
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:22, archived)
# your name reminds me of a 1983 czech animation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:25, archived)
# my father was a communist film studio and my mother was a socialist cartoonist
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:26, archived)
# so that makes you a glorious product of revolution?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:28, archived)
# which thus makes me incapable of being fooled
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:29, archived)
# my father was a voodoo priest
and my mother was a small tray of raspberry meringues.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:33, archived)
# hmm, meringues
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:38, archived)
# yes
sandwiched with chantilly cream
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I don't know what that is
but it sounds good.

'ning Miss.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)
# 'ning
it's delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)
# i loved those incomprehensible czech animations
channel 4 seemed to have bought the entire stock of them, the way they filled up their late-evening broadcasting with them.
i suggest: you, mr discomeats. you shall produce more of this czech animation. for glorious revolution
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:33, archived)
# they were the best thing ever
they made absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever :D

edit: actually I may do a faux czech 1980's style animation, it doesn't need to make any sense after all, how hard could it be
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:30, archived)
# the hollywood version wasnt the same
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:36, archived)
# needs more CG :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Standard Comment #63
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:50, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)
# :O

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:09, archived)
# I don't know what you're complaining about
that's a fully and correctly assembled Åssrippør desk
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:15, archived)
# nooooo
(SquidHead, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:01, archived)
# (i know)
but now we've all thought of it,
i think you'll agree that poodle is better
it is the only sensible option
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:10, archived)
# A quick sketch of the dream I had last night.
It was AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha, fucking, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# hungover?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)
# I was, now I'm alright, a tad sneezy mind.
How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)
# i'm feeling good.
buying some new shoes today, and enjoying my advent calendar fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:46, archived)
# this is probably my favourite free online one this year:
www.tate.org.uk/adventcalendar/2007/
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:48, archived)
# ace cheers, I'll keep pop that in my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)
# i'm quite disturbed as a comparison to last year's
www.tate.org.uk/adventcalendar/2006/

where door number one is the same picture. but chosen by a different person.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I will be most upset if tomorrow reveals any of the same ones as last year.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# I got some through the post yesterday, SHOES!
one of the pubs last night played christmas music intertwined with Sugababes and Rick Astley, it was like a nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:48, archived)
# ah my local hasn't got christmas music on it's jukebox yet!
i was dissapointed, we have a kitty for playing twenty three tracks in a row when it arrives, including all three band aid's back to back, greg lake's macabre piece and the greatest christmas song of all time, that avid merrion one
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)
# pffft I imagine you do it to clear the pub so you can play the pool table all night?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)
# that and to
listen to the greatest genre of music ever.

i was thinking there's also a huge niche in the 'new year's eve' themed music too, think about it, all somebody has to do is make a fairly successful track about a new year eve's party and it'll be played everywhere for centures.

b3ta should do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# throw in a countdown at the 4 minute mark and then a cowbell solo for two minutes and you can't fail
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# *polishes cowbell and countdown clock*
time to rock
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *grabs guitar and hardhat*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Isnt this essentially Auld Lang Syne?
I know it's Scottish, but be fair
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:59, archived)
# there's no lyrics in it about drinking without caution,
vomitting and having arguments.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:02, archived)
# or wearing a cone on your head that 5 minutes earlier was used in a hilarious 'urinating into a cone' incident
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:03, archived)
# it's new year's eve
there's a time to drink regardless
on new year's eve, we'll start and fight and think a lot less
and in this house of booze we can urinate in a cone
throw it on our head, minutes later, on new year's eve...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:06, archived)
# someone else can sing all that,
i've shotgunned dizzee's rap
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:07, archived)
# spare a thought this night for the deprived
if you were a designated driver would you survive?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:07, archived)
# pissed up and our of your tree
you've figured out the cone was wet from pee
find a girl to put your bits in
can't find a condom... look a plastic bag in that bin.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Time to bring Auld Lang Syne into the 21st century?
Go forth, you cowbell pioneers.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:04, archived)
# for years, i thought the song was called "old man's wine"
so maybe it could be adapted in that direction?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:12, archived)
# it's in the subtext
May auld aquaintance be forgot
due to the massive 3 day bender you're in the middle of
And never bought to mind
the only thing you're bringing is the last half bottle of Bells, up, through your eye sockets
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:29, archived)
# beware of those sneezes!
this year's flu is on the rampage and it's a nasty one! i've had it for over a week and i'm so stuffed up i've gone partially deaf! lots of fluids and chicken soup for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)
# BLAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Final Fantasy VIII?
This is very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Looks like Panzer Dragoon to me
I wish my dreams were like that
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I wish my dreams didn't involve ill girls in lesbian orgies.
That was disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)
# O_o
*ponders googling for "ill girls in lesbian orgies"*

*decides against it*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# It involved something similar to watered down scrambled egg
being sprayed all over a girl's face.
She then passed out and woke up with dried crust all over her chin.
That bit woke me up.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:58, archived)
# yeah, these dreams
either you shouldn't share them at all

or!

you should make psychedelicdreamblog.blogspot.com or something and put them in detail hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I like mentioning them.
The reactions are always funny!
I might do that, actually.
The strange thing was the girl who got covered in "egg" was Cherry, who I told about the dream.
That was great because she felt sick too. And it was her fault!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:02, archived)
# always good to make folk feel sick
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I can't tell you how much I agree with that
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:12, archived)
# it's my one skill
:/

oh well :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I don't play any games which don't feature tanks and/or lasers.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I've consulted a dream book and it means...
YOUR GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)
# I've consulted a gay and he says
you're dreamy
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)
# They always have good taste, don't they.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)
# i demand dreams like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Hint: fall asleep stoned after watching Jurassic Park 2
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Hmm
you should bottle these and sell them...
(Azzek!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Haha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# fuck! that's fucking awesome!
it's a good job samuel l jackson wasn't in it, your head might have exploded due to excess awesome

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Mad one.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:20, archived)
# quick and shit, but it crept up on me!
i promise real nudity for my 4000th!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Dots and waves
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)
# thankeee zurr!
i'm planning a "guess the body part" nudity post for my 4000th, i couldn't get it done fast enough for this one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Yay
cartoon porngraphy. Opiate of the masses

Oh and ning btw :D
(Azzek!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)
# 'nings!
i prefer real opium myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Phwoar!
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# thanks
your dream looks like it rocked hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Hell yeah!
I think it started off as a lucid dream, but I got so caught up in the awesomeness of it all that I lost control and it all went a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)
# i tend to dream
zombies these days, which is nice, if a little disturbing. i've only been eaten once, though, i'm the gun-toting heroine!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)
# That sounds equally awesome :D
Please draw a picture of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# one day, i shall.
when my artistic skills progress beyond "special school" level

EDIT: get stoned and fall asleep watching dawn of the dead, it's on sci-fi tonight. that'll give you some nice zombie-huntin' dreams!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# When in doubt:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)
# *snortylaugh*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I know, it's horrific isn't it?
How you have to laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:58, archived)
# If you can't think of anything,
use an inappropriate medical condition.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Fantastic! :D
That's the first time I've heard death referred to as "an inappropriate medical condition"... genius! ^-^
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:22, archived)
# haha, run in to the morgue and grab a corpse
scream "YOUR CONDITION IS INNAPROPRIATE!!!"

then run out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:25, archived)
# cog-rant-ulations
i presume this is an accurate representation and much thought went into it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)
# actually
i was a bit stingy with the measurements, mine are bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Congrats
I expect better next time though!

:D

3000's not a real milestone anyway....

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)
# *hangs head*
yes sir, sorry sir, i'll try harder next time, sir
*stays behind after school*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Detentions are my fave!
You will write lines whilst sitting on my knee little girl.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)
# shall i wear my gym skirt?
it's a bit short, though...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# oOOO YES
I MEAN YES, THAT'S AN ORDER!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:11, archived)
# yes, sir
would you like to see my star jumps, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *awaits bell*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:19, archived)
# *readies pom-poms*
aaaaanndd..
a-one-two-three-jump!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:27, archived)
# No no no
The gym skirt's all wrong ....
Lose it!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *pulls off skirt with a Bucks Fizz-type flourish*
better?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:35, archived)
# ooo moucho, moucho!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:41, archived)
# *opens sweater*
*releases butterflies and rose petals*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:52, archived)
# *glees*
... Oooo the sauce!
They are better than those up there^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)
# heheh
i'm off, for i need lunch and paracetamol. bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha!
congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:46, archived)
# thanks
i'm pleased that no-one has commented on the lumpiness of my pseudo-boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:48, archived)
# or
pseubs, as i will now call them
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)
# *doffs cap*
pseubs is a wonderful word and a fine addition to the english language.

unlike funbelievabubble
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)
# breats!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# yes.
yes they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:59, archived)
# yes, there's no denying this scientific fact
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:01, archived)
# wait till my 4000th
they might be breasts, they might not, but they'll be mine, in living colour!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:06, archived)
# steady
you'll just get folk all excited saying such things :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:19, archived)
# that's the whole idea
people will be given the opportunity to guess which body part i'm nakedly displaying...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:25, archived)
# yayayayayaaayy
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:53, archived)
# A terrible mental image that had to be shopped...




(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely done!



Also .... where's Sheeps winning animation gone?
:(

[ed] it's ok, I still got it in I like.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Thats beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Thank you
It'll be pea'd at any given chance.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Subtle
He could never sue you for that one surely...
(sarcasticgoat Coming in your ears, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)
# NEVAR!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Sooty FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Looks vaguely familiar
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Haha!
Same pic too!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:06, archived)
# hello


Click for bigger (358KB)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:01, archived)
# dogiscoolyeah :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:06, archived)
# dogs can fly?
why was i not informed of this miraculous breakthrough?
*books seat on BeagleAir flight 209 to Honolulu*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:06, archived)
# They have to fly...
.. because they can't look up.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:07, archived)
# yes they can
i don't care what Big Al says.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:11, archived)
# What a happy little chappy he is.
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:09, archived)
# unfeasibly happy, i'd say
*doesn't trust*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)
# happy hotdog dog
though I am tempted to add in one corner

Alan, 9
Year 5, Class 3b
Mrs. Wiltshire

and stick a gold star in the other
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:09, archived)
# must try harder
*see me*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:17, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Beautiful.
Just beautiful.
*wipes away a tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)
# hawt daag!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:59, archived)
# No one squints like this man...
(Bugman, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *squints
sort of jack nicholson, sort of not.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Beckham surely?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:02, archived)
# beckham, beckham, where dah live? steatham?
that's for the wankaas!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:09, archived)
# is there life on mars?
is there life in beckham?
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:31, archived)
# 'ello, john,
got a new motor?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)
# you're absolutely right.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:00, archived)
# that's because
he's not squinting, he's rolling his eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:00, archived)
# oooh,
I was just about say that since nothing's been posted for about an hour, here's a paint-cat:

woo!
(SquidHead, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:02, archived)
# rabbitcat!
he looks almost edible!
then again, i like haggis.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:04, archived)
# in the same way that Bodyshop soap always looks edible ?
And haggis doesn't
(SquidHead, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:08, archived)
# i hate bodyshop soap!
its delicious smells are far too deceptive!
and yes, haggis may look like a giant boiled testicle, but it tastes lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:10, archived)
# boil in the bag kebab really
/never even seen a wild haggis
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:12, archived)
# not kebabby at all
they're spicy and nice, not like mummified skin grafts, which is what kebabs are, that's why they only look good when you're drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:14, archived)
# You're only sposed to eat them when you're drunk!!!


unless your in Greece!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:17, archived)
# i once bought 2 of the stick-type kebabs in spain
and held them on my head. i then ran down the street, pretending to be a bull and chasing 2 elderly scottish ladies who were as drunk as i was.
good times, good times ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Pokémon?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Ren Hoek!!!!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:10, archived)
# woo to ren!
you sick, little monkey, i will kill you!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:12, archived)
# oh yeah,
subconcious colouring choice
(SquidHead, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:12, archived)
# No need for the boat, Charon, mate!
You see, Evel Knievel is entering the afterlife by jumping the River Styx on his motorbike
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:54, archived)
# ooo, lovely!
first thing i see when i get on the board is ancient greek myth and a motorbike! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:56, archived)
# It'd be better if it didn't have to be made though :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:04, archived)
# that's no myth!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:08, archived)
# is it
a mithter? or a mithis?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)
# heth my marthter
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)
# igor!
is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Froedrick?
(I helped save b3ta! my gran, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)
# pfff!
i love that film!

i may have to watch it now...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:01, archived)
# YAY
*does stunts*

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)
# 'lo Prof!
It's unusual to see you here at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:15, archived)
# More unusual to see me!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)
# bugger me
is it actually Wednesday or something?

morning sweetie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)
# nope
thursday
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Cripes, you too?
you too?'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:21, archived)
# hello sweetie
I'm in the office working - which means it's b3ta time (while my reports are churning at the very least)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)
# pow!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Ace!
RIP Evel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Seahorse + Cheeky pea from last night :)

Click for bigger seahorsey :)

Click for fully grown. Rarrr!

/can't draw with a trackball

'Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:54, archived)
# yay!
horsies!
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:58, archived)
# :D
Morning blokey, how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:00, archived)
# thing are rather good thank you,
going to get in the shitmas spirit today and go shopping, hows you?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I'm gooood
going to my dads any second, thought I'd get in a morning post before I go to his place. To use his computer! Haha!
I'll be back in 30 :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:03, archived)
# bye bye
i'm off in 30 anyway :(
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I'm around again now
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Trackballs are the peripheral of Satan
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)
# My "good friend" Cherry
is buying me a tablet.
Well, she's bought it, but she is sending it to me for christmas :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:47, archived)
# you is gettin' pills off ur wummin
for xmas
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Hahaha I wouldn't put it past her!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:06, archived)
# yay
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)
# She's already offered to give me her underwear.
I declined on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Yeah.
I know.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Fool!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Haha
She'd expect me to nail it to my bedroom wall or something.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)
# That's a lovely seahorse
'ning!

/edit: that is now my desktop wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Haha yay!
I should do more of these
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Cocknose!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Everyone in the room now thinks I'm a freak.
We're watching Whale Rider and it actually comes to one of the scenes where there is a whale and I look, point and shout 'Mr. Splashy Pants!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Hahaha what a loon!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)
# everyone else is a freak
you're perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Yes
Yes I am. Mr. Splashy Pants still has a 70% majoritory!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:08, archived)
# What is this nonsense?
Can someone please explain to me? I think I missed the memo.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:09, archived)
# there's an online survey to name a whale
and, as with any online survey, the least sensible name is winning, hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Yes
a B3tard found this suggested Mr. Splashy Pants and This is the result it made the news letter as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:14, archived)
# yay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)
# hehehe
this too then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Hahahah
duly voted
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:23, archived)
# OMG! It won!
www.cafepress.com/greenpeace/4092640
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Seriously!?
Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)
# There is a t shirt winging it's way to me as we speak:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:15, archived)
# ning
... I draw all my stuff with a trackball... it's a real pain in the arse
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:04, archived)
# ^This
I do everything with a trackball.
I even bathe with a trackball.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:08, archived)
# but you don't get RSI when you wash
and that's the main thing... I also love how it makes my PC impregnable as people who try to use it sit down and push the trackball around the desk.

No - 'tard - just move your thrumb

*cue 'tard moving thrumb while pushing trackball around the desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Depends if you're doing teh sexah wash or not I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:19, archived)
# everything I do is sexy
... to someone... probably on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:21, archived)
# *looks for site dedicated to people with a fetish for workshy, foppish looking bearded ale drinkers who smoke a pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Who?
Prof Kenny Martin?

Shirley not!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Just making soup, and...


Problay Bindun, but I don't care...
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:42, archived)
# This has alerted me to the existance of a hearty breakfast
which is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:49, archived)
# I am having healthy breakfast today
Egg, Bacon, Sausage, Tomatoes & Toats

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Yep
that's on my menu as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:52, archived)
# *jealouses*
all i had was the toats.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:57, archived)
# head soup
pffftt...!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:49, archived)
# haha!
In other new i have a new PC!
spent all mornin hookin it all up to the tv


(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:51, archived)
# oh look at your huge throbbing monitor!
etc

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:51, archived)
# That looks cool
yay for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Haha woo!
*wants the xbox*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:58, archived)
# just need a ps3 to complete the next gen console collection
but be arsed paying £400
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:00, archived)
# ah, just wait
until sony is more desparate, it'll drop :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:02, archived)
# 360 = No need for PS3
The best PS3 games are all on 360 as well, it has nothing of any worth that is exclusive. It will remain a pointless piece of tech until it gets some software out, ie Little Big Planet.

Sony is fucking it all up further anyway, future PS3's will only be 40Gb and have no backwards compatibility. But then they made a small song and dance about the new rumble pads supporting PSOne/2 games!

Thats nice when the console doesn't...
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:27, archived)
# this^
if you have an xbox you don't really need a ps3
but PS3's are really fuckin' fab
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)
# And the PS3 has blue-ray. The Xbox does not.
(I helped save b3ta! RiverBlues Hello, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:55, archived)
# You need to get a bigger desk
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:18, archived)
# oooh
whats the spec on this beast?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:29, archived)
# i have that PC!!!!
but not that monitor,

or vista
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:07, archived)
# need more jasper!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)
# 1.21
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:02, archived)
# *sings the Declaration of Indepeneence*
When in the Course of human events,
it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another,
and to assume among the powers of the earth,
the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them,
a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation...

(Needs a jazz tune)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:09, archived)
# This machine i have invented
will produce good or decent copies of what you said and want to say.
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:10, archived)
# I'd like a copy of all the scrolls in the library at Alexandria.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:12, archived)
# it produces files at a rate of
88MPH
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Careful!
at that rate they'll catch fire
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Bb7, Eb9, Fm7, Ab13...
*whistle*
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Jazz?
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:12, archived)
# It's the only thing that would
allow such wildly unstructured lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:13, archived)
# WAAAAAAIT a moment....
Is the big dude Patrick Moore / El Gamesmasterio?
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:19, archived)
# muhammed
is that a teddy bear?
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Another catastrophe averted...
(jacob, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:38, archived)
# If I were a zookeeper,
I'd name all my animals either Mister Splashy Pants or Muhammed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:41, archived)
# And over here kids,
we've got the gorillas, Mister Furry Pants, Missus Grumpy Pants and their child Miss Shouty Pants.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:43, archived)
# *Burns menagerie*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Our male lion is called 'Lucifer'
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:57, archived)
# And Baal the zebra
how could I forget
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Things called muhammed!
We haven't seen that at least once every other hour for the past few days...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:48, archived)
# I'm still waiting for some fundamentalists to take notice of this site and make Prince look like a bad troll
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Tuesday, am or pm, prompt
expect it then :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Don't be silly
you can't operate a keyboard with hooks for hands.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)
# and one or fewer eyes
...
(londoner, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:59, archived)
# And lo, the lord sent his son and prophet
and Mr Splashy Pants wandered the earth teaching stuff

mainly concerning the consumption of plankton
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:55, archived)
# he he he,
'ning all
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Ahahahahaha!
It's hard to decide which is better.

'Ning board
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Nings' Holly, tiem to wake up





CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:36, archived)
# awwwww
she is beautiful - if you ever need her looking after for the weekend or such - call me!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Your offer as breakfast will cut costs I guess
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:46, archived)
# :D
You're ace!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:50, archived)
# 'ning!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I thought of that already
Just I didn't do a picture of it :(
b3ta.com/talk/4123889#post4123920
b3ta.com/board/7823975#post7823985
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Yes,
I thought it might be a bit late... apologies!
(jacob, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)
# News...


Click for obituary.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:38, archived)
# A sad day.
:(
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Pssst...
Evel

NINJA!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:39, archived)
# I don't know what you mean.
*whistles*
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Oh No, ^ This
B3tan News ftw
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:40, archived)
# well it was last night really
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Ah, it's another episode of Amazing b3ta News
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:44, archived)
# So he's finally jumped the shark eh?
I wonder if my mum's still got my Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle in the loft...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Ta ta. O motorcylcey one!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:50, archived)
# This is exactly how I imagined him passing the pearly gates
Woo Mr Tank
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:58, archived)
# And now, Evel Kneival will attempt to jump
the fiery pits of hell!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Aww :(
Lovely. and aww.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:23, archived)
# And he'sflying a starway to heaven.....
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Seems like another good plan...


news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7122401.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Yes,
I'm sure the "fraudsters" (I hate that word) will be scrabbling through heaps of shit to get to these discs.

WOO to the waving policeman!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Teams of fraudsters
hittin' da dumps! Thank God the filth are one step ahead.

(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Next, they'll be searching dis cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:45, archived)
# for tips
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:48, archived)
# and tricks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Missing disks you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:02, archived)
# haha
Nice shifty eyeage
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:04, archived)
# To shreds you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 19:00, archived)
# hehehe
wouldn't be the first time....

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Mo'nings B3tans


:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Good mo'ning.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:21, archived)
# I made mine following this thread!
b3ta.com/board/7833899

I shot my load way too early!

'ning mate!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:26, archived)
# morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Hahaha
That made me chuckle!
'ning mate!

/has I like horses as ringtone.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Sounds like an excellent ringtone
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:39, archived)
# It gets some looks though!
b3ta.com/board/7800496#post7800568

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Thanks
but I already recorded it from the website :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Nice pic
Nice tag :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Ta mate.
You alright?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 9:38, archived)
# It's last night again
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:05, archived)

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