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# Don't let it out, you fools!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# hehe
'click-ay'
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# eep!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# That's great!
Short armed fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Thalidomide porn!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Half the size = twice the speed...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I LOVE THIS^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Tesco Direct really do sell just about anything
*buys 10*

*Sends to Niddrie*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Trapped in a box...

(check filename if not bloody obvious)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# hmmm...
*checks filename*
nope!
still don't know!
sorry everyone..
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# you've let me down,
you've let the board down and you've let yourself down!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# really?
i'm so disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# French mime artist Marcel Marceau...
and 'ello all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# don't tell him!
his suffering was humorous to us all!

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I know but...
I can't stand to see a grown man suffer...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# is it living in a box by living in a box
great 80's song ;)

woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# reminds me of some of the more bizzare enemies in No More Heroes
/loves that game
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# by a cockney nutjob
'ave a cuppa tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# you can't put me in a box
I see a box, I eat a box- wash it down with a hot steaming cup of boundaries sir!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
# colon explorer?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# "i thought you couldn't be trapped in boxes..."
"that was a figative box, this is an actual one."
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# ur
/padant
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# eh?
where does that go then?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
#
figurative
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# d'oh!
i is well dum!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)
# :D
*mimes a great big belly laugh*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
#
Odd-Fish 1st April 2008
Click for readable.


(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# mip mip!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I want an Asian Short-clawed Otter
Those things are awesome.

Them, and meerkats.

Oh, and the above comic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hahahaha!!
soup herb!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# crush him on your tum-ah!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# WOOP WOOP!
Lovely japes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Terrible
but excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)
# gays lol
Supposedly a anti-gay advertising campaign. Looks like the school bully is onto them.



Click for bigger (104KB)
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Bunker anyone?
Chocolate hob nobs!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Yay!
*grabs flask of tea on the way*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# See newsletter a few weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# whoops.
repost. Egads. Will I die now?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Only when we've all had our way with you.
*lubes*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# You old softie
*goes in dry*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I'm generous to a fault.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# My bum just closed...
so fast that I made a mini vacuum and created a portal to 5 minutes ago.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Shame it wasn't 8 minutes ago. You could have warned yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
# fingers crossed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# is it the other week AGAIN?
timetravelling ftw, great scott
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# TIME IS CYCLICAL
your post proves it.
Welcome to a couple of weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# YES
i've still got time not to fuck this up then :D

oh wait, it is april after all :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Don't blame me..
...Dave the Hat told me to do it!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# SHOPPED IMAGES ONLY!
ooh! I nevar!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Are you sure it was Dave the hat?
...and not the Duke of Endinburgh?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Hahaha,
the D of E doesn't need me when he's got MI6 at his disposal :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)
# The M16?
nah he'd take a jet plane . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Consider this a lucky escape Mr. The Hat...
www.b3ta.com/board/8241178
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# it's a conspiracy i tells ya!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Would.
If anyone is, that man's enough to turn me.

He'd have to fight off a load of supermodels, mind, but it'd be a fight worth watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] He's not changed a bit bless him...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Haha!
*steals*
*emails to Daily Star*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# urgh!
no politician would kiss that!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Ah! Young, sweet, naive little one!
Politicians will kiss ANYTHING if it means more POWER AND MONEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# anything eh?
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# *posts*

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Oh dear...
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# YOU
BIG
SPANG-RECEIVING
GENIUS
(__, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
#
minesweepercloud? You genius bastard. Spangtastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)
#
*slaps
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Haaaaahahahahahah
very clever :D
*click*
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Come back here you!
*retrieves*
*spangs*
*releases*

EDIT - belatedly:
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Yikes!
*goes back into hiding*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# TOASP to the fore!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# *limbers up*
*waits for DTH to post*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# That's a sweet pan.
Is it true there's a 13" version that's not street legal?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# 'fraid not
that's just the stuff of overblown Schwarzenegger movies...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Le Creuset 13
For when you absolutely, positively have to spang away every motherpunner in the room.

Accept no substitute.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# soon they'll make spanging pans so big they'll destroy themselves!!
BWAHAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# ^ This
You couldn't possibly stand up while using the 13" version.
In the movie they had a support harness under their clothes that was bolted to the floor through their trouser legs. And they only had it on the lower gas setting.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Oh my dear god...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# hahahahaha .... break out the spanging implements!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Oooo
That's top work, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha!!
i hope my XXXXL spanging pan turns up soon..
i'll need a hoist for it as well though...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Braw! I love a smelly pun with my afternoon tea!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I could sit here and look at this all day
this them.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Did you notice there's a pun there as well?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I only just noticed her face
what chance have I got with the pun?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
# yes
I love looking at clouds too . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Well,
you know I...

”...wouldn't”
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# what? WHAT!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I know,
I'm now a...
...compulsive liar :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# *picks up spanging pan*
*changes mind*
*loads gun*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)
# *with mini spanging pans*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/4627510
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
# All executive toys are bastards...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# May I take this opportunity to praise you on your swinging balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Yes.
Yes you may...
And thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# This is my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# hahaha...little gits!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Ha ha! Every office in Bridgend has one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Woo!
Also... it does help doing a literature review when you find amusing acronyms.

Proceedings of the 1st Congress of Federation of Asian Parasitologists (FAP)

EDIT: I am now *gleeing* at seeing it was 'Printed in Februaly 2001'. In Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Shirley Western Asian Parasitologists?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I read this as
Alan Partridgeologists...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# P1CFAP?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I emailed sky news to suggest they may want to re-name the section titled 'National Front Pages'
It was changed within the hour:
news.sky.com/skynews/home
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# boo
should've e-mailed saying you were considering legal action under false advertising as you were hoping to receive updates on your beloved national front.

response might've been amusing (and lucrative)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
and a wee tj, the star's in house computer wizzes were also busy yesterday.
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/jamie.jpg
42k
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/gazza.jpg
62k
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# That peron works on the daily mail website
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
# The Mail's one is FAR worse
almost as bad as The Sun's
(who spends more time stealing than doing)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# haha!!
especially the ones that shoot things!
*nurses eyeball*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Dogtanian :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)
# DING DONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)
# mmm...
After years of practice, dogtanian finally perfected his pork swordsmanship.
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)
# all for one
and one for all
muskahounds are always ready....

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I know this is off topic and I will be 'hounded' (tried to link it there)
The Dark Knight viral campaign now actually involves the rest of the world. A package is at the Tavistock Hotel Basement, Bedford Way, London. Ask for 'Mooch'.

www.clowntravelagency.com/
(brain_blessed, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)
# That's nice dear
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I cannot contain my excitement
I want this film now.
(brain_blessed, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I thought it was just a link to the new trailer
oooh, I do like what they've done with this campaign
How do you know about the basement thing?
*edit - s'ok, I see its updated since I last was there :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# 'The Dark Knight' looks aaammaazing, I can't wait to download it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# yeah, nothing better than
watching a film in shit quality through piss poor speakers at a dropped framerate
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Oh you cheeky monklet.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I find people who
"love films" but only watch them on downloads are like "wine experts" who only drink Tesco Value "Red" or "White"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I concur.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# depends on the film, to me.
If something looks good I'll try and see it in the cinema. If it's not shown near here I'll often d/l it, have a watch (if it's a decent quality version) and if it's good, get the DvD when it comes out.
I feel there is a balance between downloading everything (and ripping off people who try and make entertaining stuff) and paying stupid prices all the time.

P.s. local indie cinema showing AvP:R tomorrow. Going with my sister to see how abysmal it is. We're hoping "very".
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# absolutely
except I still don't watch stuff on a shitty copy, I just watch it when it comes round on telly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha!!
i'm glad i saw that!
i just have to pop out for bit...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)
# It's all those thoughts of me lubed up, isn't it...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# hhahahahhaha
what the hell is going on with his feet :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# It's like when the wicked witch's feet shrivel up
/gay all day blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# hahah true
What a world, what a world
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Tell me if you feel a Vibration
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# A good vibration?

Yes. Yes I do.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# haha
Lunacy!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Haha Top stuff.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Has it got the pissing scene restored?
*leers and rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# yes, but you have to pay extra
and get another round on drinks in.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# THE POWER OF CUNT COMPELS YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# there were so many quotes to choose from as the title
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Your mother darns socks in Hull!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# haha
your mother sacks cooks in hell(s kitchen)
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Haha!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Hahhaha,
super :¬)

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Haha!
Mental bitch!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# hahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# VUVU!
I was talking about you the other day!

EDIT: here!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Lo, Dave,
Hope you said nice things.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)
# yes, I didn't even mention what an insufferable cnut you are . . . .
I didn't even mention what an insufferable cnut you are . . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Decently
awful of you, old chap.

EDIT: You are now officially my agent :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# you'd better make some good stuff then . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Good
point.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Ha ha!
I had this happen once, that's almost exactly what I said...
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hahahaha...
Did you know the XXX classification was completly made up?

I'll get back in my geek box then...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# indeed it was,
but then you could argue that all certification is, just more officially :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# thanks to the t'interwebs
it's all arse now anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# yes
Thank you t'interweb
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Brill
is not just a type of fish
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# i do,
but that might be the 'builders' here ripping the wrong walls down..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I have builders in too
currently chopping up nasty floor tiles.
My eardrums are about to burst. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I thought you had the painters in?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)
# this i'd watch
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# best thing I've seen ever
this is remarkable
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# noon chap
I just noticed that my "HOUDINI" Jawa picture is on the popular page twice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I'm surprised it's not on the front page twice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I had one picture front paged twice
but I was honest, said that it had already been up and it was removed.
Apparently other people haven't been so honest :P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)
# 100% of ace
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *sprays ectoplasm*

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!

I like erotic girls more than non-erotic girls
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# hahahah
a very good point, and as for those un-live girls
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Nice tagging.
And what do you do in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# dirty filthy stuff
the dishes mainly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I am very
erotic erratic. Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Fantastic!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Ooh
'Tis woonderful old boy. Still scares the beejeezes out of me that film!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# fnar! fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Rather Woo there chap

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Now with onions!


Click for bigger (394KB)

took me 50 seconds
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)
# You could have edited your previous effort
and not kicked someone else's work off the board
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# 50 seconds?
What, did you have a tea break halfway through or something? Not that I'm implying that the quality is shit. I'm stating that as a fact.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# hahahaha
first study lol of the day right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# He cannot be asked!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Yeah!
*Shakes fist*
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I thought I'd have got this out earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Carter USM FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# sssh...
you'l only upset them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Grumpy old men FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# it's been a while
infact, this may have been topical the last time i was around these parts

(a_pair_of_shitty_pants thats The Kinks you prick!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Ha!
*gets it*

nicely done, if a little obscured (get it) for some people
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# do we have a clue for the rest of the class please Mr. Toast?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Who's she, what's she doing?
and name the film

= album/song title
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Ah! got it!
it's 'top half beth ditto fading in and out'

Oscar nominated, wasn't it?

/completely in the dark
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# ah, my poor animating skills
may be clouding the issue.

It's not fading in and out, it's meant to be the flicker of a cinema projector

it's Beth Dity from The Gossip infront of an ian Curtis biopic
(a_pair_of_shitty_pants thats The Kinks you prick!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Absolutely no criticism of the animating skills
And got it now - thank you. I sleep tonight. I'm just used to Beth Ditto references being unflattering rather than actually meaning her or her band!

*signs up for lobotomy*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# she's obscuring the film
as in, "standing in the way of Control"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)
# With you now...
*bangs head on desk*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Nope

I dont get it
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)
# try washing more
and don't immediately lunge for the vagina region when she goes to shake hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I hear you can get a lovely Pee-no Gree-gio from there
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)
# yes
and a cheeky riocha for one week a month.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I just like drawing on people


Click for bigger (13KB)
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# haha
you miserable cockgobbler ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# :D
Miserable OLD cockgobbler
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# pah
*mumbles* 'fucking details' *mumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *draws on Dixon*
There! A nice handlebar moustache!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Cheers
But it looks silly on my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Is that your arse?
sorry . . . couldn't tell . . . C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Something to grab onto?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)
# So do i
but they keep moving
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
#
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Okay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# ffs don't become a tattooist
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# humm...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
#
Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# have you?

ooh you just too bad...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# whoah, you look just like I feel
Alien 2 is possibly my favourite. or 3... Ressurection pales in comparison
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)
# How bizzarre.
I do too. We might be long lost twins.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Maybe one day you'll be as good as him.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# one can but dream
and aim for the stars.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# To be fair,
he obviously has the advantage of superior software.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I've been perfecting my paint tequnique over a number of millenia
I was raised by the monks of microsoft and lived in bill gates' temple of love.
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Brilliant.
You really need to see the bigger version to appreciate the skill involved in creating such an image.

If I wanted to see stuff like this I'd check out the inlay of 'Disintegration'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# adding fuel to the fire


cfb
this image bought to you by riffling through a neighbours bin, i'm nice like that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Give them their dues at least they link to the compo...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Yey... Just think how many TSRL's we are going to get!

*Tuesday Star Reading Learners
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# *prepares an all-new suite of 'FAIL' images*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I demand to know how old the Chuckle Brothers are!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# They've taken out an injunction
banning the Daily Star from saying how old they are.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)
# don't be daft
people don't read the star or the sun. they just look at the pictures then wipe their arses with the paper
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)
# "a computer whizz"
lolz

EDIT: Top bin-rifling! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# OI
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
#
"a computer whizz"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I want to be a computer whizz too :(
I'll settle for "computer boffin"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# i'll give you boffin!
*boffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Is that the actual text?
At least they told people where we are.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# *goes into hiding*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# unadulterated daily star
i have a scalding hot shower running to cleans myself as i type
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)
# well... they give the b3ta link and don't claim they made 'em
so I guess we just need to fear a large influx on tuesday next.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Somebody should run a book..
on how many minutes past midnight it will be before we get "kitten threatend by gun"
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# we might actually see the return
of the original glasscock
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# you've both gone too far already
by expecting them to be posting 'suitable' images within the first week.

We've got the week one text-on-/board to get through first.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Tru dis
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# haha, a computer wizz
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Woo
(and yay)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Oh God - will someone please think of Riverghost!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Nah, not me.
I've only just had wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
never mind all this nicety, i want more outrage, the computer wizzes need to be firing off 'i want money' type emails.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I shall fire off such a letter
even though I had no part in the 'shops (using other people's pictures as a source probably).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# With this kind of post being submitted by other members,
I would like to ask now, what is the point of riverghost?


:)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Bacons and backpacks
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Nah I doubt he will get riled
as they have linked to the site.
That was pretty decent of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Hehehe
I like how they placed the two pics of their present forms for comparison

also: 'a computer whizz...' sounds like a guy from another forum to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# they stuck a site credit in!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I think this is some good publicity

it's a grand day for computer whizzes around the world
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# The saddest thing is we only know about it because it got featured on Loose Women today
implying someone here watches that, but no-one here buys the Star...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# really?
ha ha ha

I'd like to see that clip
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Tupe "Loose Women"
into Redtube.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# yeah but the daily star?
i feel dirty....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Hello
You're an hour late. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# This is only fair. It's not really stealing then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Can't really complain there,
as that's just reporting. Falsely of course, 'computer whizz' my arse! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# yay!!
cheap eggs!!
did you get their bank statements too?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# You might've scanned the whole page!
I wanna see who's bowler hat's on fire!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# *squits*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/for_dave.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# But what Easter eggs do they have in teh sale?
EDIT: Just kidding, seriously don't scan the rest of the page, I'll be embarrassed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)
# never mind the easter eggs
hayley 22 from essex on page 3 is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)
# ta
but I'm very disappointed . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Its not yours then?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# \o/ for computer whizzes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Not "bored graphic designers"?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)
# pffff
well its given me a new sig for the week anyway
cudos for linking to b3ta tho.
*hides from the new influx*
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# mugabe the frog


Click for bigger (394KB)

I couldnt be asked to put onions on him
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)
# please put onions on him
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# he cannot be asked!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# he couldn't before
but now he has been
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# alright, but I'm not making much effort
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# garlic!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Onions ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# oh and builders..............



(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# TOAA!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)
# There's an aitch in hatchback.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)
# more than one
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)
# ner ner ner
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# A bit crap for reversing!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Fluff tiem!!!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# \o/
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Hello Matey!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hey! *hugs*
How's you? I'm without luggage due to BA's incompetence \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# \o/ Sue them!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I'm going to say what I say to all T5 people.
Did you not see that coming?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Does it matter if I did or didn't?
If I had been given a choice on whether to use T5 or not, your point might make some sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Yeah, Will.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# you are a comedy genius
My friend's just got Big Train on DvD. Oh how I chortle now at the good old days.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Sadly enough I actually work with knobs like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=95Beunabu6U&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# no youtube for me at work
we were reminiscing about the chef who keeps noticing aphorisms in a meeting and everyone thinks he's taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)
# oh, it's just one of those natwest ads.
I love 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# But what happens if you have no option but to fly from there?
eh?

Lovely idea, but there's no fecking way I'm flying SleazyJet.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Yeh, I did ask, but Easyjet didn't fly from Los Angeles. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Even if they did,
I'd have given you a lift (yes, even from LA) rather than let you fly with them.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# You don't choose Terminal 5
Terminal 5 chooses you.

=o
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# In Soviet Russia,
Oh, I can't be arsed...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
# darn!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# In russia, terminal 5 loses you...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Cheers, ivesb!
Showing much more effort than I...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Not bad ta, though rather busy...
I'm starting to panic, as I have to go out through T5 on Sunday.

Ah well, Milan has some nice clothes shops, so I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# It should be a bit better on Sunday. Beware the xray security part though.
It's all automated and therefore runs quicker than the average person who is still trying to put on their shoes, belt, hat, watch, etc.

You'll see.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Oh, god...
*note to self - pack running shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# You'll have to go without pance
until your luggage arrives.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# COR!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# This is complete guesswork
but I reckon he's a few* back-up pairs

*hundred
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Grey baggy ones I bet
with holes and stubborn skiddies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaand I'm done
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *readies camera*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *rugby tackles*
hi handsome
*flirts*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# COR!
*grapples trousers to the ground*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ooh
like my new tiger pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I love them :D
GrRRRRRRRRRrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)
# haha
want to see it pounce?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
#
p b
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# :(
cat fail
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# explain
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# All cats are fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Inadequate explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ^this
looks A-OK to me...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# All cats are fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Cats may be fail
but kittinz is universally win.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Kittens count as cats.
Hence, Kittens fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# cats, adders...
what grudge do you have against the animal kingdom?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# anti-fluff, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Despite the above pro kittin sentiment...
I bloomin' love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
# haha, brilliant.
I especially love the little hand putting the new kitten into the deathspot.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Bloody hell...
How many of those kittens do you have?

* I have been watching this for about half an hour now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# It's modern cloning technology
my hammer shall never go without!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *shits behind your sofa*
Silly turnip cats are TEH WIN!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Dogs an' puppies wins over cats an' kittins


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# *slaps*
thass just SILLY


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Ok, so they mat be cuter,
but dogs have more love.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# EWWW!
STAN WANTS DOG-LOVE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Damn!
Ditn't see that one coming.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha!
It's all over your trouser leg now . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)
# *wipes*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)
# 100% correct my good man
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# *clicks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# That particular cat is an honourable exception
But most cats just can't compare with this for me

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# obviously, I can't see that
I can't see thatas I clicked ignore just above . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# All cats are NOT fail.
Some cats are fail, most cats are win.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I find it's the exact reverse of this
Most cats are fail, some are win
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Lovely.
Is it correctly spelt cats and cocktails time?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# is "spelt" a word?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# British English!
Past tense of "spell".
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Yes, past tense or past participle of spell

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# no it's not.
Spelt: (n) A hardy wheat grown mostly in Europe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# What about smelt? As in he who smelt it dealt it?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)
# The past tense of spell is "spelled"
spelt isn't even on thesaurus.com.
So I suppose the pedantic answer is no it's not the right word to use even though it's common parlance.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
#
www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/spelt?view=uk
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I stand by what I said
It got into the OED because if any word is "adopted" and is in common use it ends up there.
So you are right too and I am a pedant.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Fair enough.
I don't worry too much about the origins of words, so long as everyone knows what's meant by it.
But yes, you're probably right.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)
# it's in dictionary.com
why look it up in a thesaurus rather than a dictionary?

And I can assure you, it's not a recent addition to the language through common usage.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# But it's not real...
...if it's not in the Thesaurus!
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Y E S !
shaken not stirred!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Awwww
hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# AARGGHH!!
the eyes....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# That cat
is one cool cat.

Shouldn't be drinking at that age, mind. It'll grow up deliquent and become a mugger.

Honestly I blame the parents I really do - it's this government - no responsibility and target-led, we only (shot from stage left)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# a soundbite from the 'Daily Mewl' there...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)
# *hands Acme(TM) rim-shot and pen*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FELINE FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# you ought tabby ashamed . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Have a poorly worked Vasquez for that pun


ps did you get earlier post re 70k?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# thankyou
that's the poorest worked Vasquez I've ever had! \\o/

err . . . What's the question?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Did you do anything memorable?
Never had a single lesson in animating. You can't tell can you?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# no, I missed it
I missed it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# :(
ah well be 80k before we know it...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I just missed that too . . .
C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# aww
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# haha
nice one. It's murder the day after.

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Thats incredible
I wish I could do that.
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# you have some problem
using the toilet?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Sir,
I believe you are misusing your Pokéballs.
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I'm at a loss as to who this chap is
Levi Bellend? That bloke from Norwich/Ipswich/wherever it was?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Hooray!
*picks up 20 oz claw hammer and climbs into cab of lorry*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Oi!
That's MY hammer!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# And fuck off out of my lorry!
Dickhead
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Killing isn't nice though...
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I dunno, I mean
A lot of the teenagers 'around my way are insistent on shooting each other over turf-wars.

I see it as a self-solving problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I didn't realise the competition in instant lawns was so high
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *sidles up*
hello dixy!
*pinches arse*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# *pretends not to notice*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# hmm..
*rips dixons trousers off and bites both cheeks*
*hard*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)
# *left eyelid twitches*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# *nips down to zoo and picks up bull elephant in must*
lets see him twitch this off!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# *applies several litres of industrial lube and grits teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# *has elephant undo my zip*
now we're ready!!
=)

you still london bashing?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Yeh, I'm pretty sure I will be
Heathrow will be the airport of choice, right (ignoring recent events)?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
I want to know why you're allowed, nay encouraged, to tell peopkle to turn their music down, but it's not acceptable to tell someone really dull to shut the fuck up?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# and its frowned upon to force a mobile phone down the throat
of the pretentious twat shouting in to it on the train
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I agree that they're annoying
but how is a phone pretentious?
Just wait until everyone over there has those fucking bluetooth headsets Toasty, like they do over here :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I'm working on* a gadget to send a 40db scream into any bluetooth headset within a 100 meter radius
*dreaming of
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# no, the phones aren't, the twats are . . .
the phones aren't the twats are . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# It's completely ubiquitous here.
Everyone walks along talking at the tops of their voices, and now that the headsets are so widespread and there's no phone visible, it just looks as if everyone is gibbering to themselves. In a way they are I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Indeed.

About a decade ago, just as your mobile phones were making the big time, I saw a bloke walking around Mayfair shouting at himself angrily, looking a little crazed in his fancy suit. It took me a while to realise that he wasn't a mad `un, but in fact had some kind of headset wired up to his mobile phone.

I still haven't got used to the sight of people using headsets. They all look mental to me.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I had an architect
on a project who would regularly, during face to face conversations, have his phone on auto answer and launch into conversation with his caller via headset without even pausing to excuse himself to me.
He eventually stopped this. I had a word with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# my boss does that
outside my office . . . JERK!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# my mum uses hers
around the house
pisses me off when she rings me on it. I've got one which i bought to use with my PC. only use it with my phone when i'm driving or on my bike cos otherwise everyone would be able to see i was a cunt before they got to know me :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I think its the twat that pretentious
not the phone.

Normal people try to keep their voice down when they use a phone on public phone.

IN OPTHER NEWS:

I've just been emailed a bunch of the 'Graphs' from last week entitled "Graphical Representations of Pop Songs".

Someone actually looked through them all and pulled out all the ones relating to pop songs...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I've had one or two of those
it probably wasn't that much effort as there was a whole day of only Graphical Representations of Pop Songs, followed by a whole day of Steffi Graf.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# oh, most of the people you wish didn't already do

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# person not phone that's pretentious
and a lot of people tried bluetooth headsets over here but realised they make you look like a twat from a sci-fi convention and went back to holding the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
#
from a sci-fi convention
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# That will change
I promise you. Headsets are on the way to taking over here, so it's only a matter of time before you follow suit.
Personally I still don't carry a mobile phone. As time goes on though I come to be regarded more and more as some kind of antiquated heretic. I get away with it because I'm a Brit, so it's considered eccentric. If I was a yank though they'd probably burn me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Well I don't have a phone, either, so people are often surprised at me.
I don't need one, though.
People these days, even if they don't need one, get a mobile for the sake of having one.
But I'm not about to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Get some friends first
pffft ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahah that's about it, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# but you're too young to have a phone
don't need one until you hit puberty :p
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Well
I quite like mine but find it too fiddly to use most of the time. Plus no one ever wants to call me anyway.

My wife refuses to have one since she saw the cyberman eps of the new Doctor Who.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Like most people I have a headset or four.
I even have a nice discreet one but also like most people the headset never, ever leaves the car. I think we are just about up to the task of wearing them on the motorway but in public? Not a chance. Even the immensely dim-witted and totally non self-concious city types have cottoned on the the fact that you look like a prick. My wife can totally hide hers behind her hair, it's not the issue. The stomping around, wildly gesticulating into thin air whilst yelling extremely one-sided conversations at no-one like a Shepherd's Bush tramp? That's the issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# it is?!
oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Because technically speaking
According to Fitzmason's "Booke Of Etiquette Ande Assortedd Non-Vulgarie" (1537), if someone is dull, you should "Punche ye themme thenne, af harde af ye canne, richte in ynn thee choppef, thette they fhalle KNOE thette they arre dull ende ignorent."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# ooof
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Show us your puss-oozing bum

;)

you alright?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Yeah, I'm fine.
It's a gag directed at another webcomic artist :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# is that the guy who hates you?
is he still hating you with all his hate? :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Hate and inflated opinion of his own drawing ability.
"It's more realistic!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)
# he said that?
good lord...the man's a cretin....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Obviously the number one reason for reading comics
*facepalm*
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# There is another webcomic artist !

*sobs uncontrollably
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Oh, alright
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)
# That's some sweet chatup line you have there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Yeah.
*re-zips*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I'm hoping for a random quote on this

'lo Dixon!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# haha \o/
'noons!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# i could find you some nice pictures of pressure sores if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# O_o
That reminds me of the time when I had mucus seeping out of my...

Also - you can flip your website back - it's after midday and I'm plenty confused thank you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Nose?

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Anal warts
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Yes please
if you're offering.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Yeah...
What amazes me, is how does he do those backwards "b"'s?
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# afternoon chap
the full trailer is up www.gamevideos.com/video/id/18218
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# God, that looks painful :|
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# higher production standards than I was expecting though :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Is it just me
or has Pip lost a lot of weight since December?
(Tealord - the Tesco Value David Tennant., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# It keeps getting transplanted
into Art's eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# needs more denizens


/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)
# TJ: probably old news
b3ta image challenge baby pics in national press and just on 'loose women'

apparently they saw it in the paper and thought it was ace
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Really?
Fantastic! Maybe I should have done something for it...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# dried up old sea hags!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# You know you'd do Nolan!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
#
in the face
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# yay!
we should get an influx of about 80000 b3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I'd be able to buy a Merc!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/8240730
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I'm in only if you pay for the car in loose change
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Haha!
But i'd need to hire a skip!

Also hello sir are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I'm ok ta
Back from me holls without luggage.

*burns Terminal 5*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I think they're probably considering that themselves...
welcome, wilkommen et bienvenue.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Merci
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Haha
*reaches for copper jar*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# which ones?
and which press?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# showed winehouse and mr t
didn't name the paper
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# ..
l M
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# ^this
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Did they credit b3ta or anyone, or just show the pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# no credits
but implied that the 'paper' did it
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Their "Inhouse Computer Wizards"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# which paper was it?
Sun, Mirror or Star?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# none of their websites answer your question

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# It's yesterdays Daily Star. Page 23.


Sorry I can't get this any bigger, but any susbscribers to PressDisplay.com should be able to see the full page

www.pressdisplay.com/pressdisplay/viewer.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# got it. am scanning it now
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# no, I had a quick look too
can't be arsed to go out to the shops and look though.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# They're obviously spying on us
*looks shifty*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Thieving scoundrels them Loose Women!
Appreciate the screencaps, though. Looks as though it was the Daily Star.
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Needs more Polish people
laugghing and smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Hahah!
I like your collected curios homepage, it had me confused for a second :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)
# YES! Pip tells the truth!

Show us the pictures! Show us the special files of yiffy goodness!!!!!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Requested by a mate of mine for some mag he works for
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Furtive swan!
Hide the bread!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Nuts?
Zoo?

C'mon...gies a clue!

Ps - Woo!
(puggs, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Ha! Neither of those.
It's just a small indie mag.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Fat Knockers UK?
ANUS! magazine?
Cunts on Parade?
JESUS! MINGES! which is a high-quality publication.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I prefer
"FUCKING HELL, FORESKINS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Meh, it went downhill after the Nigel Mansell debacle.
but FRENULUM FREAKS! is still a good read

edit/ that wasn't the word I was looking for, however it does have a clitoral association so I'll leave it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# there was a page in nuts the other week
that was entirely made up of b3tan's images.
cheeky fuckers
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Does he have any sexual uses for it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Your mind is a sewer.
And not in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# What would constitute a good sewer?
One with an Air Wick?
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# ha ha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Terrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# oooh, nice
looks like venom dripping from its um beak.



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# haha that's superb
as is the original pic.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

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